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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Happenny Bay to Beyonca, it is the baby of
the mojo in the Morning Show's birthday today Bianca baby Bianca.
Who I asked Lydia how old is Bianca today? She
said she is twenty two? Bianca, how old are you today?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well, I'm actually twenty three. That was last year.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
That was.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yesterday. Wait a second, so so, Lydia, how did you
screw up the birthday? How did you get the dates?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And no?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Lydia said, yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Well, Lyda said, I ask you all the time about
old yard.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You say twenty two, and I said, well, Lydia.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm twenty twenty more. You know. The funniest part of
that is that I would say twenty two the rest
of my life too. That's like twenty two to me
was a good year, good time. You didn't have the
quarter life crisis, yet you didn't have the responsibilities of
the craziness in this world. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, regardless, if twenty two twenty three doesn't matter, I
still act like I'm ten.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
If that is true. By the way, yes, uh. The
interesting thing with with Bianca is that Bianca is racing
to be older. She wants to move out of her parents' house,
she's got this boyfriend that I thinks she's ready to
husband up. Yeah, I mean she's like she likes paying taxes.
I mean, who likes paying taxes? But she likes paying taxes.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I know how to do taxes. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, then you know what, you stay at home with
your parents and you get rid of this boyfriend because
you do not need that.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, how are you talking to the dad?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I know? Yeah, no, no, no, But happy birthday to Mianka.
What a beautiful cake? What kind of cake? Where's this
cake from Lydia? This is beautiful. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's so cute. It looks like a wedding cake.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Honestly, it's so cute. This is a teeny bit older.
She did a little espresso martini themed. Oh I love
my martinis. And we drink espresso every morning together.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
And we got the what are they called champagne.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Corbin.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
We're gonna start.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Drinking at six am on a Tuesday. What a better
way to start off your week?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Right? This is uh, you know what, This is the
time that we all got to enjoy because today is
our jingle ball pre party. Have fun today. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
And I shake it, birs No, come on, spray the
whole studio.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's not did for twenty one. I sprayed the whole.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Bar when I was Were you excited when jingle Ball
was announced and it was announced on your birthday? Bianka?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, I'm a great I get to work over time.
I don't even get paid for jingle Bar.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You know what though, But it's fun. All these artists
they are going to be there. And which artist is
that you're most excited about? Santai?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Probably Zar Larson and Nelly and me and are interviewing
Jesse Murphy today.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
We got to get Zara Larson to sing you a
happy birthday, and we got to get Nelly to.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Do this is like super cool dance he's doing okay, and.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
We got to get Nelly to do like what would
be a good Nelly Song's getting yeah so hot? I
like it. All right, we're gonna make sure that that
happens all right here, We're going don't shake it all right?
All that everybody watched their eyes.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Uh oh, covering my head?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh happy bird?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Why I got me?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Wait? What is that?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's key? And birthday?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah? I gotta say a mom Why I got me Oh, yeah,
you don't have to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Hey, why yay?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Why am I saying hey, I know, yay yay yay na.
I think it's something like that, I know, the Polish version.
You want me to sing you that? Or Felice Alice.

(03:58):
All right, well, this is wonderful. Happy birthday, Bianca.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay, I'm so glad to be twenty two again for
another year.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Has anybody ever had that happen to them where everybody
doesn't remember, like how old you are, Like you, you know,
for forever you've been a certain age, You're Peter Pan.
The rest of your life you don't age, or if
your family calls you something differently, they call you even older,
because especially when you have a monumental birthday, like if
you're selebing twenty one, thirty, you know, forty fifty, sixty,

(04:26):
whatever it is, you know what I mean, Like those
big birthdays where they're even numbers and somebody doesn't even
remember that that's the case.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I'm turning thirty at the end of the month
that day, I know, but I have started telling people
that I'm thirty when they ask, because saying twenty nine
is just like like, oh my gosh, you're almost thirty.
I'm just like I'm thirty.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
No, I've been telling people is twenty three the whole time.
But my boyfriend doesn't like that because he's like not
making me a look like that.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Really, well, you know what, this is the reason why
Lydia is doing the twenty two thing because of your
boyfriend is still nineteen years old, so it sounds weird.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Or he's coming on my birthday party with me.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
We're going to a party bus and like bar hopping downtown,
So he's just gonna sit in the bus.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, no, no, for a second, he is. So you
guys are going to bars in a party bus and
he's gonna stay in the bus with the driver while
you guys go into the clubs. Yeah, I think he.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Can get into maybe like go ice skating or go
to an arcade or something.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Why don't you go into some of the places where
he can just go in. I can't, like he doesn't
have to drinks that.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Fridays way that you told me he can get into.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
We're gonna go to.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Chuck E Cheese, how about that?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, like a lot of bars,
let him in the restaurants.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
That happened exactly when you a little restaurant.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I want to go like bar, he does.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
She gotta fls it on Blagle. He's a skip.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
The skip will let him in. The post will let
him in. Really yeah, okay, I have him bring a
friend just in case.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm sorry you can't listen and to your to your
man friend. Take a day off and let her have
a girl's night. I mean, you should not be going
to and have her meet up with you after he's
all liquored up at the end of the night, and
you guys will have fun. That's what you want.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
And he's going to go into the whole process, I mean,
the idea of inviting him, the idea that the bus
driver and he are going to be sitting in there
going so what route we take into the next place?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, I just told him you could just have the
bus traveler drive him around the city if you yea
for fun.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's like a joy ride. Every guy wants. That is
what else you could do? Oh my god, that's crazy
most around. All right, Taylor, what's up? Taylor?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Well, happy birthday, Sianka.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, that's nice, but so on my twentieth birthday and
my dad calls me to say happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And you know, I'm already proud that he remembers the
day I was born. You know he was there. He should. Yeah,
by the way, this day and age, a dad's still
there when you're born is a good thing. I just
want you to know that. So good. Exactly, So he said,
happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
So what far are you going to tonight?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm like, what are you talking about? I can't get
in because I was on twenty.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh well, you know what. Maybe he was going to
try to sneaky alcohol or something, but yeah, poor dad's
dad's I still have no clue how old any of
my kids are. What's up, Cheyenne? How you doing?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
First time? Long term? So happy birthday, Bianca. My birthday
was Sunday and I literally had.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
To pull out my calculator app to figure out that
I'm twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Wait, you had to do the app the year minus
the year here. Oh my god, yep, forever twenty two?
That in my head. I don't know why that sticks there,
but I had figured it out that way.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Forever is that feeling? Twenty two?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
There you go? Taylor?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Are there?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Any songs about Jordan, right, isn't Jordan here?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
What shades on t miniskirt with my Jay Cyrus?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah that is really it's ridiculous. Hey, raise a boss
to to Bianca. Guys, raise the bus there, I mean
I raised a bus. Raise a No, I'm sorry, I
was thinking of Bianca's boyfriend on the bus, sitting on
the bus. To raise a glass, Sona, you can't do
your own I want to hear it, though, I want

(08:15):
to hear it.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Go ahead to being twenty two again, the youngest in
the room again, but also a new year of blessings
and wishes and a great year.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Here, Salu, are you the youngest in the room? Yes, yes, okay, yeah,
I would like I would like say the baby of
the show to the baby of the show, don't grow
any older when it comes when it comes to your
heart or your head or your love. All right, you
stay young and stay healthy, your.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Energy, keep your spirit, keep your.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Sparkle and and to the greatest smile in the world. Bianca.
Right here, Happy birthday, the beef for birthday. Hold on
a second, Heather wants to talk about your boyfriend sitting
on the bus. All right, Heather, how you doing. Good morning,
Happy birthday, Bianca.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I hope you have an amazing jingle ball and burn day.
Thank you so much. He's gonna have loads of fun
on the bus.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I've been on, like rended several party buses, and staying
on the bus is just as much of a party
is going in.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I know, I think the bus.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Not if you're alone. There's alchohol music. You're having a
great old time. Yeah, but all the people are going inside,
like all the girls are going inside. No, some will
stay back. You don't think he's gonna be lonely. He's
gonna be him and a man named Paul.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
There's there's some that won't want to go in that bar.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Like it's just a whole trust everybody will be in.
And honestly, I was trying to find some fake id's
around here, but I don't think that's gonna happen by Friday.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I you know what, he can pretty much pull it.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I can help you, but I can't. It's okay. If
anyone's six to two, dark hair, dark eyes.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I think, me, why doesn't he use mine? Can he
pass her a fifty five year old man?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Honestly, I probably could he looks.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
At all that I got the same face. The funniest
was Luke over Thanksgiving came home and was using a
buddy of his ID to go to bars in Rochester
and they got one guy's ID. They didn't even have
the same hair, same anything. And Luke got in, No,
they don't look they just they just got here. They
do not like fake ideas.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, so use somebody's real idea, like a you're on it,
you're chilling, what's up?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
But if you don't let that boy say home, don't
do him like that and make him there, do.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Anything he wants to come.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
She says that let's talk to him, all right. I
can't wait till the reveal is out that he can
come on the show with us where I can call him.
He's yeah, Shanita, you're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm not doing anything wrong. He offered this. He's doing
it to himself.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
What's he going to do for your twenty fourth fifth birthdays?
Because no, he's off the bus and wait, he's nineteen.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
My twenty fifth birthdays when he can start drinking. He's
got to figure that out.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
We get there, all right. Mojo in the Morning Show
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