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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning. Only keV would do this. CAV.
You had a guy coming over to what was he
fixing on?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
He was he was building a bed frame for me.
I got a new bed frame, not putting it together.
Did you ask the maintenance guy to do this for you?
Because remember you were talking about how you're maintenance guy
to do some things for you.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Whatever that that thing was was a shoeshelf. I actually
manned up and did it myself. Yeah, it's bed frame. Now,
I was not trying to do that, all them screws,
all them little bills and whistles.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I was not having that.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So order the bed frame and they had the would
you like someone to assimblate for you for a next
th eighty five dollars let's.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Say, hell yeah, pay for that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And the time slot was like seven to eleven in
the morning. So he came super early, came a little
late about eight am. So he comes in. I'm like,
what's up man? You know, here go the little shoe,
little light blue things. You can slip these on. He
put his own out. I'm like, okay, this guy's ready,
he's on it. Take him up to the room, show
him the area. Do your thing. I'm gonna be downstairs.
(00:53):
Put on some little YouTube music for him. Got them
a little sun Saturday Morning ye playlist. He vibing, Go downstairs,
grab him some waters, bring him the waters, go back downstairs.
This is a large bedframe, so it takes him a
few hours. So when he finally finishes, he comes downstairs
and I'm sitting on the couch and I'm playing Madden,
playing my little video game. He walks downstairs. He's like, hey, man,
(01:16):
I just finished up. I'm like, okay, cool. I get up,
start to walk him out, and I see he's like
staring at the television.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He like, is this man? I'm like yeah, yeah, there's
like a long pause. I'm like you want to play?
Like is that cool? I'm like I swell. He's like cool.
I'm like yeah, I got extra controller.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
He said out. We get three games in bro tell you.
The first game smashed him, he had to get a rematch.
Second game he beat me. He had to do a
third game. I beat him. Sit him on his way
after that.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
How long was he your house? Extra? For that?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The extra Maddens probably took like an hour, maybe because
you know, do like quick little fifteen minute games.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What team was he? He was the Chiefs. The first game.
He always goes for people, people, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Then we did a Lions matchup, and then I think
the last game.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I remember who he did the last I love that
you did this. It was fun. To be honest, it
is very keV Mojo all right, I totally keV. This
is honestly one of those moments. And now I bet
you this guy will be hanging out with us at
some party or something. I'm like, keV, how do you
know this guy? Oh? This is amazing guy that fixed
my bed put it together? Eight four to four Mojo
(02:24):
Live eight four four six six five six five four eight.
Anybody ever do this? Anybody ever have the uh, you know,
person fixing something at your house. Next thing you know,
you know, you become like friends or are you that person?
Do you remember the story I told you about how
we were We just had dinner made and I had
the guy coming over to my house to fix and
(02:44):
the guy literally goes, man, that smells good, and he
like looks over at it at sitting on the stove.
You know how it's like cooling off on the stove.
And you're waiting for him to leave so you can
eat the next thing, I know that guy's eating with us.
That's kind of the situation here except where you're playing
Mad Rating. What would you do if you had to
order food? Would you get say hey, we want all that?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We got to draw the line at some point. Oh,
this is not this is not making it's not a date, bro.
This guy, this guy's not charging by the hour, is
he Because if he's charging by the hour, he's on
the car this flat right through the website? Tip was
the Were the Madden games the tip people when they
come to a job. Yeah? Absolutely, that was kind of
(03:22):
the tip. You gave him some entertainment. I guess I
want to man, he got free water. We wait, see,
I would be afraid to have the guy like all
of a sudden get mad at me for you know,
beating him or something in the game. And next thing
I know, it goes from a really nice moment to
this guy wants to kick my ass or something. As
long as we're talking, no, I mean, I let the
score be the score. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Nothing screams louder than a twenty one out blowout.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah. You know what I'm saying. By the way, I
keep thinking about is that that drop? You know what
I'm saying, uh drop, I can't find it. You know
what I'm saying. I don't know it's hold on, I
got it here, hold on, I'm saying here. Yeah, uh
huh yeah. Feeling rusty from the summer, I'm a little bit. Yeah,
I had summer off, so I didn't have to worry
(04:08):
about that. But I do have this one for you, Shannon.
You suck all right? Hell on? What's up, Kenny? How
you doing, sub Mojo? How you doing? Kenny? Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, man, I was wanting to tell you all about
the time I was getting my cable in Star Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hold on, Kenny, Yeah, hold on. You know what I'm saying,
I got it. Go ahead. What happened with your cable?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh? Well, he was gonna start on my cable. Soon
as he got finished. We went to go light up
us some chiaba you know stuff, and next thing, you know,
like you want to hit it, you.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Sit there and you smoke with us. That's that's amazing.
So you actually smoked with your your cable guy. Yeah,
it was awesome. I hope that the cable guy. Though,
when that you're smoking with, I hope that the cable
guy is uh, you know, fixing the case before he's
all high, or did he start off with you gotta
(05:05):
wait today, you gotta wait. My thing, Kenny, And I
know everybody seems like they're smoking nowadays. My thing is
when the cable guy or somebody and I've never had
this with a cable guy, thank god, but when somebody
comes over to fix something and they smell like they
already have been smoking the chiba in the car, and
then I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, I'm letting you in
my house. Now my house is gonna smell like that.
(05:26):
So what's going on, George? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Mom?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Nothing much, but what's happening?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
So?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I mean, I used to be a maintenance technician for
a senior living facility. I'm not going to tell you
which place it is, but I was doing a repairent
residence room. His name was Stan and after I was done,
He's like, oh, I appreciate it so much. He could
I get you anything?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I'm like, oh, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
He's like, how about a beer. I'm like, I'll take
a beer and uh, he popped open a corona. We
had one, and all of a sudden, by the time
I knew it, we had like a whole six pack.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my god. I gotta admit hanging.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Out with him was kind of cool, just because like
a lot of people think that senior citizens are not
regular citizens, and that guy was the most hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Dude. That's awesome, you made a new friend. I like that.
The only thing is it's a problem when he goes
past sex and now you're setting him out his way
and he's gonna get a DUI basically hanging out with you, Madison.
What's up? It's Mojo in the morning, keV was hanging
out with the uh, the guy putting together his bad
what's up?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, I'm a therapist and the therapist on the maintenance
guy at my complex had came over and he finished
the job, and as I was letting him out, it
started to pour all of a sudden, just come down
real fast. So I told him, I said, oh, it
came down so fast, that means it's not in the
last You may as well come upstairs and I fix you.
(07:03):
I do these amazing lemonades, and I do you elimonade
and we till the rain stops. Anyway, he comes upstairs,
he knows I'm a therapist, and we end up having
a therapy session.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
From like.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So now so then no, every time you get frustrated,
he comes and say he wants to have a therapy set.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Wait a second, by the way, is there special things
inside your your lemonade therapy lemonade?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No? Actually no, because I work with children a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh, and I don't drink. It just makes you label
the bottles popper.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
No, I don't even have alcohol.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I love this, Madison. I got to get some therapy
from you. Madison. That's called no pulp. What's going on? Uh, Carissa,
what's up? Carissa?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What's going on? Hey?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So I don't do manage or anything like that, but
I work for Amazon Flex.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And I was delivering to the neighborhood and they were
having a huge bs T party.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The family was and they were like, I was delivering
to them. There were like thirty people in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So I'm like, oh, I'm just you know, stilling your backage.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They were like, hey, do taco Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
With them and my pack were late and everything, like,
I ended up hanging out with them too long pactice
after we're late.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So sorry, that is awesome. I love that little taco Tuesday.
What's going on, Cody?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
All right, Yeah, so I was gonna say I was
actually been on both sides of this where I was
a homeowner and as a contractor. As a contractor, I
was working on a small bathroom remodel and I was
a real quick turnaround and the guy asked me if
I wanted to beer afterwards, after he's been talking to
(08:55):
me all day. I was like, no, I can't, man,
I gotta go, and he's like, I'm not letting you
leave unless you have one. Oh no, I'm like, all right,
well I'll have a beer with you. Next thing.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It was about four or five hours later, like a
thirty racush, and we ended up becoming friends.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh my god. At first I thought you were getting
kidnapped your navy put into his little dungeon. But now
that's nice, that's cool. It turned out to be a
nice story. Took a turn. What's up, Debbie, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Hi? Well, I had some guys delivered my pool table
and it was a big big.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Table that they had to drag it downstairs. And I
felt so bad for him, and and he's like, you
want to try it out? I said sure.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
We played pool.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
We played pool for about two hours.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Wow. And we smoked some bud while we were playing.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I'm like, are you hungry?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
They're like, yeah, I made a bunch of peanties and we.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Say on the pada.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Debbie, are you in a relationship?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, I'm married.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Did your husband what did you say about that? My husband?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
My husband wasn't he was?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He knows me. Oh my god, we're having a little
paninis together. Come home, my wife. Hey, hey, Dabby, would
you ever invite Shannon Cab myself over for a little
pool in the basement and some pinnini's upstairs? Absolutely all right,
we're coming over. We love you for that. Bye.
Mojo in the morning. Only keV would do this. CAV.
You had a guy coming over to what was he
fixing on?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
He was he was building a bed frame for me.
I got a new bed frame, not putting it together.
Did you ask the maintenance guy to do this for you?
Because remember you were talking about how you're maintenance guy
to do some things for you.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Whatever that that thing was was a shoeshelf. I actually
manned up and did it myself. Yeah, it's bed frame. Now,
I was not trying to do that, all them screws,
all them little bills and whistles.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I was not having that.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So order the bed frame and they had the would
you like someone to assimblate for you for a next
th eighty five dollars let's.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Say, hell yeah, pay for that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And the time slot was like seven to eleven in
the morning. So he came super early, came a little
late about eight am. So he comes in. I'm like,
what's up man? You know, here go the little shoe,
little light blue things. You can slip these on. He
put his own out. I'm like, okay, this guy's ready,
he's on it. Take him up to the room, show
him the area. Do your thing. I'm gonna be downstairs.
(00:53):
Put on some little YouTube music for him. Got them
a little sun Saturday Morning ye playlist. He vibing, Go downstairs,
grab him some waters, bring him the waters, go back downstairs.
This is a large bedframe, so it takes him a
few hours. So when he finally finishes, he comes downstairs
and I'm sitting on the couch and I'm playing Madden,
playing my little video game. He walks downstairs. He's like, hey, man,
(01:16):
I just finished up. I'm like, okay, cool. I get up,
start to walk him out, and I see he's like
staring at the television.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He like, is this man? I'm like yeah, yeah, there's
like a long pause. I'm like you want to play?
Like is that cool? I'm like I swell. He's like cool.
I'm like yeah, I got extra controller.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
He said out. We get three games in bro tell you.
The first game smashed him, he had to get a rematch.
Second game he beat me. He had to do a
third game. I beat him. Sit him on his way
after that.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
How long was he your house? Extra? For that?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The extra Maddens probably took like an hour, maybe because
you know, do like quick little fifteen minute games.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What team was he? He was the Chiefs. The first game.
He always goes for people, people, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Then we did a Lions matchup, and then I think
the last game.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I remember who he did the last I love that
you did this. It was fun. To be honest, it
is very keV Mojo all right, I totally keV. This
is honestly one of those moments. And now I bet
you this guy will be hanging out with us at
some party or something. I'm like, keV, how do you
know this guy? Oh? This is amazing guy that fixed
my bed put it together? Eight four to four Mojo
(02:24):
Live eight four four six six five six five four eight.
Anybody ever do this? Anybody ever have the uh, you know,
person fixing something at your house. Next thing you know,
you know, you become like friends or are you that person?
Do you remember the story I told you about how
we were We just had dinner made and I had
the guy coming over to my house to fix and
(02:44):
the guy literally goes, man, that smells good, and he
like looks over at it at sitting on the stove.
You know how it's like cooling off on the stove.
And you're waiting for him to leave so you can
eat the next thing, I know that guy's eating with us.
That's kind of the situation here except where you're playing
Mad Rating. What would you do if you had to
order food? Would you get say hey, we want all that?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We got to draw the line at some point. Oh,
this is not this is not making it's not a date, bro.
This guy, this guy's not charging by the hour, is
he Because if he's charging by the hour, he's on
the car this flat right through the website? Tip was
the Were the Madden games the tip people when they
come to a job. Yeah? Absolutely, that was kind of
(03:22):
the tip. You gave him some entertainment. I guess I
want to man, he got free water. We wait, see,
I would be afraid to have the guy like all
of a sudden get mad at me for you know,
beating him or something in the game. And next thing
I know, it goes from a really nice moment to
this guy wants to kick my ass or something. As
long as we're talking, no, I mean, I let the
score be the score. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Nothing screams louder than a twenty one out blowout.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah. You know what I'm saying. By the way, I
keep thinking about is that that drop? You know what
I'm saying, uh drop, I can't find it. You know
what I'm saying. I don't know it's hold on, I
got it here, hold on, I'm saying here. Yeah, uh
huh yeah. Feeling rusty from the summer, I'm a little bit. Yeah,
I had summer off, so I didn't have to worry
(04:08):
about that. But I do have this one for you, Shannon.
You suck all right? Hell on? What's up, Kenny? How
you doing, sub Mojo? How you doing? Kenny? Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, man, I was wanting to tell you all about
the time I was getting my cable in Star Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hold on, Kenny, Yeah, hold on. You know what I'm saying,
I got it. Go ahead. What happened with your cable?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh? Well, he was gonna start on my cable. Soon
as he got finished. We went to go light up
us some chiaba you know stuff, and next thing, you know,
like you want to hit it, you.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Sit there and you smoke with us. That's that's amazing.
So you actually smoked with your your cable guy. Yeah,
it was awesome. I hope that the cable guy. Though,
when that you're smoking with, I hope that the cable
guy is uh, you know, fixing the case before he's
all high, or did he start off with you gotta
(05:05):
wait today, you gotta wait. My thing, Kenny, And I
know everybody seems like they're smoking nowadays. My thing is
when the cable guy or somebody and I've never had
this with a cable guy, thank god, but when somebody
comes over to fix something and they smell like they
already have been smoking the chiba in the car, and
then I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, I'm letting you in
my house. Now my house is gonna smell like that.
(05:26):
So what's going on, George? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Mom?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Nothing much, but what's happening?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
So?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I mean, I used to be a maintenance technician for
a senior living facility. I'm not going to tell you
which place it is, but I was doing a repairent
residence room. His name was Stan and after I was done,
He's like, oh, I appreciate it so much. He could
I get you anything?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I'm like, oh, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
He's like, how about a beer. I'm like, I'll take
a beer and uh, he popped open a corona. We
had one, and all of a sudden, by the time
I knew it, we had like a whole six pack.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my god. I gotta admit hanging.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Out with him was kind of cool, just because like
a lot of people think that senior citizens are not
regular citizens, and that guy was the most hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Dude. That's awesome, you made a new friend. I like that.
The only thing is it's a problem when he goes
past sex and now you're setting him out his way
and he's gonna get a DUI basically hanging out with you, Madison.
What's up? It's Mojo in the morning, keV was hanging
out with the uh, the guy putting together his bad
what's up?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, I'm a therapist and the therapist on the maintenance
guy at my complex had came over and he finished
the job, and as I was letting him out, it
started to pour all of a sudden, just come down
real fast. So I told him, I said, oh, it
came down so fast, that means it's not in the
last You may as well come upstairs and I fix you.
(07:03):
I do these amazing lemonades, and I do you elimonade
and we till the rain stops. Anyway, he comes upstairs,
he knows I'm a therapist, and we end up having
a therapy session.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
From like.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So now so then no, every time you get frustrated,
he comes and say he wants to have a therapy set.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Wait a second, by the way, is there special things
inside your your lemonade therapy lemonade?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No? Actually no, because I work with children a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh, and I don't drink. It just makes you label
the bottles popper.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
No, I don't even have alcohol.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I love this, Madison. I got to get some therapy
from you. Madison. That's called no pulp. What's going on? Uh, Carissa,
what's up? Carissa?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What's going on? Hey?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So I don't do manage or anything like that, but
I work for Amazon Flex.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And I was delivering to the neighborhood and they were
having a huge bs T party.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The family was and they were like, I was delivering
to them. There were like thirty people in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So I'm like, oh, I'm just you know, stilling your backage.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
They were like, hey, do taco Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
With them and my pack were late and everything, like,
I ended up hanging out with them too long pactice
after we're late.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So sorry, that is awesome. I love that little taco Tuesday.
What's going on, Cody?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
All right, Yeah, so I was gonna say I was
actually been on both sides of this where I was
a homeowner and as a contractor. As a contractor, I
was working on a small bathroom remodel and I was
a real quick turnaround and the guy asked me if
I wanted to beer afterwards, after he's been talking to
(08:55):
me all day. I was like, no, I can't, man,
I gotta go, and he's like, I'm not letting you
leave unless you have one. Oh no, I'm like, all right,
well I'll have a beer with you. Next thing.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
It was about four or five hours later, like a
thirty racush, and we ended up becoming friends.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh my god. At first I thought you were getting
kidnapped your navy put into his little dungeon. But now
that's nice, that's cool. It turned out to be a
nice story. Took a turn. What's up, Debbie, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Hi? Well, I had some guys delivered my pool table
and it was a big big.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Table that they had to drag it downstairs. And I
felt so bad for him, and and he's like, you
want to try it out? I said sure.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
We played pool.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
We played pool for about two hours.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Wow. And we smoked some bud while we were playing.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I'm like, are you hungry?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
They're like, yeah, I made a bunch of peanties and we.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Say on the pada.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Debbie, are you in a relationship?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, I'm married.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Did your husband what did you say about that? My husband?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
My husband wasn't he was?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He knows me. Oh my god, we're having a little
paninis together. Come home, my wife. Hey, hey, Dabby, would
you ever invite Shannon Cab myself over for a little
pool in the basement and some pinnini's upstairs? Absolutely all right,
we're coming over. We love you for that. Bye.
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by Audiochuck Media Company.