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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kevin's Grandmamather grandmama told him something yesterday that I wonder
if anybody's like, uh, either grandma or mom or somebody
has ever told them before, what did you tell you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
She told me that I was fat. No, I promise
you she did.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And you know Grandma's do you have well, mat just
gand and my family. My grandmother is the most honest
person in the world. You want to know the truth,
solicited or unsolicited. Most of the time you ain't ask
her for nothing, but she's gonna tell you anything.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's coming from Grandma. How did it come out?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I went to her house. You know, I'm hugging her,
kissing her, and that's all it crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm giving her. I'm on my way out. I'm on
my way out. Yeah, after you gave her the.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Place after a momentous occasion, right, there's joy that I'm
bringing into her life. So upon my dismissal, I'm leaving out.
I'm walking out. You know, she has her hands like
on my shoulder, and she's kind of like, you know,
like this is my grandson. Like I stop and I
allow her to like have that moment. She's being like,
I love your grandson. She's like okay. She's like, you're
starting to get a little small. She's like, she don't
(00:59):
want me to lose. Wait, you know, she always want
to feed you, always want you to eat. She's holding
my shoulders and she starts to go down and then
she gets to my like hips love handle. She's like, oh,
there it is, and then she started to squeeze, starting
to hit it a little bit. She's like, still some
here I see.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm like, all right, Grandma, I thought I was doing well.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
She needs she needs you to tighten up a little bit. Yes,
so you can do some setups or something going on there.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She like, there it is.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I love Chelsea's grandmother, God rest her soul. Grandma Helen.
Helen used to telling her how horrible of a cook
she was like. She would come over to the house
or whatever. She'd tell Chelsea, this is, this is awful,
this is and would ask the question like how is
he staying with you? Like that would be like one
of those things, Bro Suld say, when it comes to food,
that's Josiah for me. Really, Josiah doesn't think I know
(01:50):
how to season anything.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Really. Yeah, he like.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
He'll text me like if he takes his food and
runs up seriously. It takes me like everything was seasoned
but the chicken. All right, bro?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I love to know like and I would love for
you to share it because I think it's going to
probably be grandmas that are going to be the ones.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But who is the uh, who is the.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Most honest person in your life that actually told you
or has anybody ever told you you're fat? Because would
you ever tell somebody that? Like?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Only a grandma can get away with that.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
My grandma used to do it to me all the
time when back in the old days when I did
the art Van TV commercials, she would leave me voicemails
yeah and say no, your cheeks are looking a little
puffy and that. But now it's Lucy, I mean twelve
years old. It's same with Josiah he's thirteen. I feel
like they are so honest and for me with her,
(02:37):
it's what I wear. I am so very not cool.
And she will always say to me, if you wear that,
I'm not talking to you, Like if we go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I took my shirt off in front of Josiah, he
was like, those are the eyes, that is the smile,
like pushing my chest in my stomach.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm like, dog you, I gotta look. I'm going to
see her.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hold on a second, I gotta I think I have
Shannon's grandmother.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Talking about her face. Yeah, I do somewhere, and she
did it several times.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Y yeah, yeah, I gotta see Shanny's granny calling her
up and telling.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Her she didn't like my outfit. She thought my cheeks
were getting puffy. There was always something she did not
like about the commercial. She hated how my hair was.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh oh ready, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
This is Shanny's granny being very honest.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Hey, Shan, it's Graandma Murphy. I was watching the TV
and I saw the yards Nan commercial. Shan, I think
you better start exercising. Give me a call. Bye bye all.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I wanted to say, Shane, love you bye bye.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Uh, what's up? Nia? How are you? What's going on? Nia?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I was always talking about wait too.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Like starting Nia stopped her, saying, so we couldn't hear
the beginning part of your your comments.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Say that again?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh oh sorry?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, I was saying, my grandma is always talking about
someone's weight too, Like when I started losing weight, she
was saying, those arms are as big as.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
They used to be. I love it. You got Grandma's
still with you, right?
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Yes, yes, thanks thankfully?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, an arm's still with you.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yes, Alison. What's happening, Alison? Where are you calling us
from today?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I'm calling from Pantiac?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What's up the yak? What's going on? So?
Speaker 9 (04:41):
I was just.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Calling because this reminds me I'm a teacher, and if
there's anyone to tell you that you're fat.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It is those kids.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Every day. If I come in with coffee, well, is
there is there sugar in your college this morning? That's
sounds good for you, don't I don't hear the I swear?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What grade are you teaching?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Third grade? Notre Dame fat?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh jeez, you're over at marriage. Oh my god, oh god.
We love you Alison for what you do for these kids.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Have a good one yourself. That is so funny. Uh,
what's up, Sarah? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
What's what's going on? Sarah?
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Nothing? So I just was calling to tell you guys
that the most honest feedback I've ever gotten was always
from children. They are the most unfiltered and most honest.
It doesn't matter what you're wearing, or how.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Big or skinny you are.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
They will tell you, for one hundred percent facts what
they think.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
When we would go to the you know, Kroger and stuff,
I would have to worry that Luke was gonna like.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
There's a couple of times Luke's.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Like, she is so fat, and I'm like, you cannot
do that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You are somewhere and somebody who's different that's so bad
into view and You're like, please please, please, please please God, like.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You just shoot them the look of do not say it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The other thing Luke did was one time his friends
came over and I will never forget. Evan Hook is
over at the house with Luke and he goes, hold
on a second, my dad's tummy can talk.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He grabs my fat and has my belly button as
the mouth and your belly a little fat.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, it's awful.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Michelle, what's going on? How are you?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Good morning? How are you?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We're great, Michelle, Welcome to the show. What's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
So my ex mother in law we were I think
it was like a Christmas Eve get together, but she
literally looked at me in front of everybody when I
was going to get a dessert, and she's like, do
you really think you need that piece of cake? So
I ended up getting a bigger piece and I.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
Said I do.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
By the way, it sounds to me like your ex
took after the mother in law.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Huh yes, yeah, do you remember?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh my gosh, what's up, Jamie? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Time? Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Where are you at?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Where I got stuck in traffic and I'm trying to
get got time?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So you you qualified and you want to get in
before eight o'clock? What's the cutoff? Do we know what
the cutoff is? Make sure she gets here? Can you
be here by in the next eleven minutes?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I'm really trying, really.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, okay, okay, I don't know. You can't. Oh no,
they can follow that way right there by the way.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She don't play. I'm telling you, what is your name, Karen?
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Is that your momb Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Is that your mom?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Sister?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, she has no idea move over one move So
when the lightning strikes, you don't get Jamie, what's going on?
What you want to call up about somebody being honest
with you? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Unfortunately, but yeah, when I was younger, when I was
a little girl. My great grandma she do so, she said,
she said everything how it was, but she has to
call me a little halfer.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That is so a little half heard. Yeah, little you can't.
That's a little half of you gotta say it like that.
I don't even know. I'm in fact, it was like
some how, isn't it a cow? I have to know?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I thought it was something cuddly. Yeah, Jamie, we're rooting
for you.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Be safe. Do not get into an accident. It's not
worth it. Okay, I will not.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
I will not.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I have precious cargo.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's good, all right, love you, little Heffer. She's gonna
walk in here and you go to exactly Actually every
aren't you, Trevor? What's up, Trevor? How you doing?
Speaker 9 (09:17):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Guys?
Speaker 9 (09:18):
I just wanted to. I think children are probably the
most honest too. I picked up my kids the other
day and we'll go to the store or whatever, and
they have this new thing where they're calling people big backs,
and I hate this. I do too. Honestly, I don't
know where they got it from. So I asked them, like,
where are you learning this from? And apparently the kids
at their school are calling their teachers big bags.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I got no kid's failing failing his class, Aril, last
one and this one.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What's going on? Ril?
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Goodness?
Speaker 8 (10:00):
My son was into bodybuildings for a while there, and
uh I was getting dressed and he said, oh my gosh, why.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
You have a six pack on your back?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And uh, yeah, reverse, And I hope, I hope you
didn't feed him that night.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
I did.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
I did.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
That's my baby.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
I love him.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I know, yeah, you love him. Have a great morning, Ril,