Mojo Has Two Left Feet

Mojo tore his meniscus now he has to drive with his left foot 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can I tell you guys. So first, you guys knew
that I tore my meniscus. So I doubled tore my meniscus,
and so yesterday during the show, I was in so
much pain. During commercial breaks you might have seen if
you look at the video, I'd go to the back.
I'd sit on our California Closets couch and I would
have to stretch my leg out. Yeah, I didn't bring it,

(00:21):
and I'd have to stretch my leg out. And it
was just it was hurting me so bad. I was
limp and it was crazy. I put a text into
doctor Asheesh Baby and his wonderful nurse Kristen. They had
me come to the hospital. Yesterday, I went to the
University of Michigan and they gave me a shot of cortisone.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I want to dance with somebody. I want to feel
the heat with somebody.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Uh no, it feels good. So thank god, it's it's
still tender. I can tell it's tender. I'm not going
to go crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
But when did you start to feel like the immediate
relief as soon as you got this shot, it it'd
take a while to kick in.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, let me tell you how bad it was for
me so driving to and from the hospital because it
didn't kick in immediately, so on the way home it
was bad. Has anybody ever done this? I drove so
it's my right knee. I drove with my left leg.
Have you guys ever driven with you You've never done
that before?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
No, I don't think you're supposed to.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
So I was driving, so I'm like literally my foot
over and I'm doing it and I'm going over, and
I was thinking to myself, you know those people that
can write with both hands.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
There is that what it's called. I'm ambedictrious? I am too.
Has anybody ever?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Has anybody ever like had that talent of being able
to do something that others can't do?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like, this is my talent. I can drive with my
left It's very awkward, though.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
You probably weren't good to start off because the memory
to mobility, like you just aren't.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Used to it. Well.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Think the weirdest part was I was on a long stretch, okay,
So I was on ninety six going to M fourteen
and through ann Arbor. So I had a supercrews on
for that time though, good, but it took me off
the road because there's construction. So I had to go
off of I don't even know what the hell street
I got off of, but I went.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I was, yeah, I don't know. Something you tell me.
I don't know. I followed my ways and.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
So I'm like going through neighborhoods in Plymouth and and
I'm like stopping and I'm like, oh, hey, guys, how
you doing.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I got my going.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
But it was weird because I was sitting on an
angle doing Yeah, it was awkward.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It was very odd. How big was the needle?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It was big. It was rather like a second that
was exaggerated. Right, what's that that was exaggerated? Right? You
said this big? It was big out here out here.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'll pointed out to you in a second after I
didn't think of getting you shinn and saying it's this.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I know that that was. Listen how young she sounds.
It's this big. You were just a child. It was.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It was probably that long it went in. I mean
it was it was big. Yeah, they have to numb
you up. They put the needle in. The numb me
first and then and then did the thing. So so
you bet I'm back, I think, well, I'm not fully
back I said, I'm going to behave myself. Maybe I'm

(03:14):
going to try and not.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Last night, you know, I was like doing things around
the house, and I realized as I was going in,
I have to like go and make sure that my
kids rooms aren't like a mess only because of you know,
they haven't been there a while. Like I flushed, you know,
flush toilets upstairs and stuff because I never go upstairs
and Luke doesn't do things. Sometimes I'll like run into

(03:37):
the bathroom and there's a turd that looks like that.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Let me tell you something that's happening in my house too.
And I finally called a family meeting the other day.
I was like, whoever is pooping whomever? We don't know
who it is. Whomever is pooping and leaving the poop
to disintegrate in the toilet.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It is effing disgusting. Stop it.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
How do you walk out of the bathroom and not look?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's bad as a guy too, because I'm going in
the bathroom and I have to pee. You have to
flush the pool because if you pee, you get all
that sense.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
There's one culprit in our house and I will not
say who it is, but this person is a repeat offender.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's definitely a male because it's a guy thing.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Really, I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
There is there in ours is all guys because I know,
I know, ain't Chelsea going upstairs to the boys bathroom
and duty and and that flushing.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
What's up, Jason? How you doing? Hey? What's up?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm doing good today?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I'm a professionally driving with my knee on my leg.
I do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I can take corners doing it. It really is. I mean,
I don't recommend it, but I've been doing it. I'm
even taking corners. I can drive with my knee. But
turning a corner, how do you do that?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
So when you start turning the corner, you just kind
of throw the wheel and then you catch it with
your leg again, and then you do it repeatedly, and
do you just go around the corner?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
That is an awkward thing.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hey, try this today, Try driving with your left foot
and see how you do with your left foot. It
was pretty interesting. I know people who drive with both feet.
They drive with both of their feet right on the gas,
left on the break, Yeah, which I which I don't
know if that would be something that I could do.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm good. Yeah, I got a text like boom boom.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's almost kind of like pedals like you you're like
pedaling or something, a little vehicle. Look, who's on with us?
We haven't talked to you in a while. Andy the
telemarketers on with us.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Morning.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Hey, Andy, Hey, Mojo Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Fantastic Andy, Kansas City, Andy, on with us right now?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Andy?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Absolutely, Guys, guys, I am telling you, Okay, long time
in the long time. How about that, Kevin, give me
that first and foremost, guys and foremost. Okay, you know
we have first in the first time in a long time.
You go, you'll remember that.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Right of course? I used that.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
I used that in one of my corporate meeting last week.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay you did how did it go? Did you bring
an airhorn to And there.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Were there were two or three people who.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Were in the call.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
They are Mojo in the Morning listeners and they can.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
You send Mojo in the morning one more time for me?
Mojo in the morning? Now, now you said it.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Without the twirl of the tongue before you did it,
You have Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was like I loved it.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Oh you wanted that yeah, mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, they still didn't say, I'll go back and listen
to it. Andy, have you ever driven with your left
foot ever?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
No, not a doll, not a doll, but stangerous Mojo.
You are lucky.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You've got a way with that.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Number one and number two one left right on the accelerator, Yeah,
left on the break. That is also dangerous.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Google it.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
There are about twenty or twenty two percent of the
people who drive like that.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wow, there's actually a and I believe, seriously, I believe.
All right, Hey Andy, Andy, I love you, buddy. It's
good to talk to you. Tell all, Tell all those
people that are at work that listen.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
We said, Hi, okay, Google.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You guys, let me into the call after Okay, take care,
Oh you back.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Absolutely, have a great weekend.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Google It. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah,