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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.
Hold on, Shannon, We've talked before about you know you're driving?
Was this you almost drove through the window us.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I was at the dry cleaners the other day and
I was getting ready. So the dry cleaner that I
go to shout out to WESH Cleaners. They have diagonal
parking in front of the like the dry cleaner in
front of the location. And so I was parked there.
I had ran in, I dropped off all my stuff,
come back out to the car. Lucy's in the front
seat next to me, and I go to back out
(00:36):
of my spot to get back onto the main road. Now,
mind you, I drive a GMC Acadia, and this car
has confused me. I love it, but it has confused
me since the day I got it because on all
of my other vehicles, the lever on my right side
was for my windshield wipers. Okay, And on the Acadia
that's how you get into reverse drive park Is this
(00:59):
right lever?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh it's there's no like center council stiiction, No.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
There's none of that. You do it with this particular lever.
And it has taken me a really long time to
get used to.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That's how I kire. So yeah, it's just different.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's so it's snowing. I'm trying to back out and
I went to go, like hit my windshield wiper, and
I don't know. In my head, I'm like also going,
this is also the lever to go in reverse. But
I hit the windshield. What I thought was the winshield
wiper lever to go up. And if you push this
(01:31):
little lever towards you and up, you go in reverse.
If you do it forward and down, it puts you
in drive. So essentially I had put it in drive
thinking I was flipping up my windshield wiper, gassed my
car and almost went through the front window of Wesh Cleaners.
Thank you Jesus Christ in Heaven that the Acadia has
(01:52):
this like emergency brake system thing on it that if
there's something in front of you, it breaks, No, it
just breaks for you. It breaks really hard. That saved
me from going through the window and poor Lucy screaming.
I started screaming. And after it was done and we
were fine, we were back out on the road. I said,
the crazy part is my mom, so her nanama, I'm
(02:13):
like when when my mom was little. She actually went
through the front window of the Allen Park dry Cleaners
doing the same thing, put her car in reverse, and
she accidentally gassed it and went forward instead.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
It's too funny.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I drive through a dry cleaner front window exactly the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What happens if you do drive through the dry cleaner?
Do they make you think I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
In a lot of trouble?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
My mom said she could still remember people jumping up
on the counter to get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
By the way, I need a new dry cleaner. I
feel like COVID killed all my dry cleaners by my house.
All the dry cleaners went out of business. It's a
nice state. There's it's funny. It's funny that you this up.
All my dry cleaners in the West Balloomfield area. It
seemed like they all went out of business. But has
anybody driven through a store like is anybody ever had
that happen to them where they accidentally drove through the store?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You were going in reverse and instead you went forward.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Man, it wasn't Another example of why Brian Moran should
not be.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I hope he's got to sell you like bubble wrap
to put around these these vehicles.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There man, it wasn't me, but maybe a couple of
months ago when I was still living out in West
Bloomfield by you know, fourteen and Haggerty as a Kroger.
I'm going in the Kroger.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Park my car. I'll see like I'm walking straight.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I see all these people standing outside of the car
looking in the same direction, Like, tell these people looking
at I look over there. I see ambulance trucks. I
see a fire truck. Some lady literally drove through a
dentist office and all you can see was like the
back rear lights, like she went through that boys every year.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I was like, lord, I had to take a picture
of it. I was going on here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I also I sometimes think to myself, that would be
fun to drive through, Like, wouldn't it be fun to drive?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You could drive?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
If I could drive through anything. I want to drive
through a bank. Yeah, think that was intentional.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I drove through my garage, the front of my garage,
but it was with Chelsea had a Volkswagen bug Yeah,
and it was a stick shift, and I didn't realize
that on the Volkswagen it was a manual, which I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Can anybody on this show drive a manual besides me,
you can.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Wagon drove manual. Yeah, you had the manual geep right,
the big I.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Prefer driving manual. I think it should be a requirement
for all sixteen year olds. You cannot text and drive.
Chelsea's dad said the same exact thing with her that
he made her. He bought her that so that she
wouldn't get a phone and be on the phone. But
it has the difference. Reverse is usually up into the left,
and on the Volkswagen it was different, so it was
(04:55):
a totally different area. And I put it in to
go in the reverse, thinking I was backing out of
the garage. I ended up hitting the front of our garage.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Ye see, I think those things should be the same
on all cars, because that's how I got so confused
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I thought I was doing the windshield wiper. Sure, I
don't know for sure?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The damn the damn Germans? What's going on? Help me
with your name? Who is this on number one?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hey? How are you?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hi? Hello?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
How are you so sure?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I have a story of the driving through the window.
My son owns a smoke shop on seven miles and
last March around the Saint Patrick's stay. He was just
sitting in a school a couple of feet away from
the window, and then the old lady rams right through
this window, two of the biggest windows in the store,
(05:49):
and literally, by time the trust stopped, he was about
like two feet or less from her front end.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh or something.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No, she her purse was under her feet, she said,
And she she pressed on the gap and her foot
gat stuck in her perch.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
They say that that's a that's a common thing. Women.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Women who put their purses. Should never put their purses
underneath their feet. What would you do? No, no, no,
And things will roll out of your purse A lot
of times you put it there.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Things roll from my back seat under.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Thank you for the calling.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I want to look it up, he did.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
What's what's his TikTok? We'll follow.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's under her.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
It's either mikey or iCloud hookah.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Okay, iCloud hookah. Thank you for the call.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Yeah, it's nuts. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
To Hannah drove into a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What restaurant, Hannah, I don't think we earn anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Hannah, thank you for hanging up Tina.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Do we know.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Tina drove through a flower shop? Tina, Hi, Tina, Hi,
good morning, Good morning. What flower shop?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
So I actually didn't. I wasn't the one that drove
through the window.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was in college working at the flower shop when
the car drove through the window.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
How terrifying is that they get a dozen roses for free?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was it roses bloom dot Com? No? No, it was
a local flower shop here in the area. But I
had been right by the front window doing something and
then moved right before the car smashed in the window.
So it was like an explosion of glass everywhere. Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
If I drove through for comedic value, I'd get out
of the car and say.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Hi, I'm here to pick up.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know what I mean. Wouldn't you just keep going?
That's nuts? It's nuts flowers right. Yeah. Jessica was working
at a FedEx door.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
And what happened? Jessica High Area.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Hi. Yeah, it's actually it happened twice at seed X
when I was working there. But it's like a print
printing store, and so thankfully nobody was in the way.
But it always seems to be older people and she
I assume I explained, press gas instead of the break
tasically went right through it and all the glass shattered
and it sounded so loud we all duck.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's actually older people and women who drive white gmc acadia.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yeah, and I work at SBS Vision now in Toledo,
and we actually not long ago had a younger girl
and a geep. It was raining and came right up
and it hit the beam part of it. So next
some some brick saw. Thankfully it wasn't through our window.
It's happened quite often, were dude.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
There's okay.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
The speedway Slavenian and Talmage had a cargo through it too, right.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I think I drove by it the other day.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
And there's the house, the house by Ernest Brewerts that's
been hit by three two or three cars.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Here's the deal. Though, at the SBS Vision you could
understand it. The poor lady needed glasses. He was trying
to figure out how you can sell them tour all right, Well,
thank you for the call.
All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.
Hold on, Shannon, We've talked before about you know you're driving?
Was this you almost drove through the window us.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I was at the dry cleaners the other day and
I was getting ready. So the dry cleaner that I
go to shout out to WESH Cleaners. They have diagonal
parking in front of the like the dry cleaner in
front of the location. And so I was parked there.
I had ran in, I dropped off all my stuff,
come back out to the car. Lucy's in the front
seat next to me, and I go to back out
(00:36):
of my spot to get back onto the main road. Now,
mind you, I drive a GMC Acadia, and this car
has confused me. I love it, but it has confused
me since the day I got it because on all
of my other vehicles, the lever on my right side
was for my windshield wipers. Okay, And on the Acadia
that's how you get into reverse drive park Is this
(00:59):
right lever?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh it's there's no like center council stiiction, No.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
There's none of that. You do it with this particular lever.
And it has taken me a really long time to
get used to.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That's how I kire. So yeah, it's just different.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's so it's snowing. I'm trying to back out and
I went to go, like hit my windshield wiper, and
I don't know. In my head, I'm like also going,
this is also the lever to go in reverse. But
I hit the windshield. What I thought was the winshield
wiper lever to go up. And if you push this
(01:31):
little lever towards you and up, you go in reverse.
If you do it forward and down, it puts you
in drive. So essentially I had put it in drive
thinking I was flipping up my windshield wiper, gassed my
car and almost went through the front window of Wesh Cleaners.
Thank you Jesus Christ in Heaven that the Acadia has
(01:52):
this like emergency brake system thing on it that if
there's something in front of you, it breaks, No, it
just breaks for you. It breaks really hard. That saved
me from going through the window and poor Lucy screaming.
I started screaming. And after it was done and we
were fine, we were back out on the road. I said,
the crazy part is my mom, so her nanama, I'm
(02:13):
like when when my mom was little. She actually went
through the front window of the Allen Park dry Cleaners
doing the same thing, put her car in reverse, and
she accidentally gassed it and went forward instead.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
It's too funny.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I drive through a dry cleaner front window exactly the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What happens if you do drive through the dry cleaner?
Do they make you think I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
In a lot of trouble?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
My mom said she could still remember people jumping up
on the counter to get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
By the way, I need a new dry cleaner. I
feel like COVID killed all my dry cleaners by my house.
All the dry cleaners went out of business. It's a
nice state. There's it's funny. It's funny that you this up.
All my dry cleaners in the West Balloomfield area. It
seemed like they all went out of business. But has
anybody driven through a store like is anybody ever had
that happen to them where they accidentally drove through the store?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You were going in reverse and instead you went forward.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Man, it wasn't Another example of why Brian Moran should
not be.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I hope he's got to sell you like bubble wrap
to put around these these vehicles.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There man, it wasn't me, but maybe a couple of
months ago when I was still living out in West
Bloomfield by you know, fourteen and Haggerty as a Kroger.
I'm going in the Kroger.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Park my car. I'll see like I'm walking straight.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I see all these people standing outside of the car
looking in the same direction, Like, tell these people looking
at I look over there. I see ambulance trucks. I
see a fire truck. Some lady literally drove through a
dentist office and all you can see was like the
back rear lights, like she went through that boys every year.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I was like, lord, I had to take a picture
of it. I was going on here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I also I sometimes think to myself, that would be
fun to drive through, Like, wouldn't it be fun to drive?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You could drive?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
If I could drive through anything. I want to drive
through a bank. Yeah, think that was intentional.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I drove through my garage, the front of my garage,
but it was with Chelsea had a Volkswagen bug Yeah,
and it was a stick shift, and I didn't realize
that on the Volkswagen it was a manual, which I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Can anybody on this show drive a manual besides me,
you can.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Wagon drove manual. Yeah, you had the manual geep right,
the big I.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Prefer driving manual. I think it should be a requirement
for all sixteen year olds. You cannot text and drive.
Chelsea's dad said the same exact thing with her that
he made her. He bought her that so that she
wouldn't get a phone and be on the phone. But
it has the difference. Reverse is usually up into the left,
and on the Volkswagen it was different, so it was
(04:55):
a totally different area. And I put it in to
go in the reverse, thinking I was backing out of
the garage. I ended up hitting the front of our garage.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Ye see, I think those things should be the same
on all cars, because that's how I got so confused
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I thought I was doing the windshield wiper. Sure, I
don't know for sure?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The damn the damn Germans? What's going on? Help me
with your name? Who is this on number one?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hey? How are you?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hi? Hello?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
How are you so sure?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I have a story of the driving through the window.
My son owns a smoke shop on seven miles and
last March around the Saint Patrick's stay. He was just
sitting in a school a couple of feet away from
the window, and then the old lady rams right through
this window, two of the biggest windows in the store,
(05:49):
and literally, by time the trust stopped, he was about
like two feet or less from her front end.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh or something.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No, she her purse was under her feet, she said,
And she she pressed on the gap and her foot
gat stuck in her perch.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
They say that that's a that's a common thing. Women.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Women who put their purses. Should never put their purses
underneath their feet. What would you do? No, no, no,
And things will roll out of your purse A lot
of times you put it there.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Things roll from my back seat under.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Thank you for the calling.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I want to look it up, he did.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
What's what's his TikTok? We'll follow.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's under her.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
It's either mikey or iCloud hookah.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Okay, iCloud hookah. Thank you for the call.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Yeah, it's nuts. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
To Hannah drove into a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What restaurant, Hannah, I don't think we earn anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Hannah, thank you for hanging up Tina.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Do we know.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Tina drove through a flower shop? Tina, Hi, Tina, Hi,
good morning, Good morning. What flower shop?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
So I actually didn't. I wasn't the one that drove
through the window.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was in college working at the flower shop when
the car drove through the window.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
How terrifying is that they get a dozen roses for free?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was it roses bloom dot Com? No? No, it was
a local flower shop here in the area. But I
had been right by the front window doing something and
then moved right before the car smashed in the window.
So it was like an explosion of glass everywhere. Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
If I drove through for comedic value, I'd get out
of the car and say.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Hi, I'm here to pick up.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know what I mean. Wouldn't you just keep going?
That's nuts? It's nuts flowers right. Yeah. Jessica was working
at a FedEx door.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
And what happened? Jessica High Area.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Hi. Yeah, it's actually it happened twice at seed X
when I was working there. But it's like a print
printing store, and so thankfully nobody was in the way.
But it always seems to be older people and she
I assume I explained, press gas instead of the break
tasically went right through it and all the glass shattered
and it sounded so loud we all duck.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's actually older people and women who drive white gmc acadia.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yeah, and I work at SBS Vision now in Toledo,
and we actually not long ago had a younger girl
and a geep. It was raining and came right up
and it hit the beam part of it. So next
some some brick saw. Thankfully it wasn't through our window.
It's happened quite often, were dude.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
There's okay.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
The speedway Slavenian and Talmage had a cargo through it too, right.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I think I drove by it the other day.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
And there's the house, the house by Ernest Brewerts that's
been hit by three two or three cars.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Here's the deal. Though, at the SBS Vision you could
understand it. The poor lady needed glasses. He was trying
to figure out how you can sell them tour all right, Well,
thank you for the call.
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