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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show, Wore
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that stuff. Phone number eight four four Mojoe Live. Text
nine five five zero zero. I was doing a little
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research for the show, and I found a study that
was out that talked about the average sex session supposedly
last somewhere between. Ready for this? What do you what
would you? Guys? Guys?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I like you.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I would say.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Even Oh, I was going to say six minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I was going to be very specific. Okay, what would
you say?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was going to say five to ten?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Five to ten? What about Lydia and Bianca? Would you
like to participate in this one? Or are we keeping
ourselves out of this because we have Keldan fathers.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I guess we're going to stay out of it.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I have a listener who's calling me right now.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
She's listening on the iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So she's a little confused on how to work it. Sorry, Oh,
you're walking her through how to work the iheard app?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yes, because she said she's listening to a different topic
than what we're talking about right now.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, all right, we'll tell her thank you for listening
to the iHeart radio station. That's okay, you're ready, Zach
says what Zach? Zach? Oh my god, Zach just said.
Did you hear what he just said? Thirty to forty minutes?
That guy, that guy is a stallion. Zach. You can
come in if you'd like to.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, are we.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Talking thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So are we talking about like when like the you know,
four play starts or are we talking about just the
actual cookie baking?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay? I was talking about just that. It's too okay, okay, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
When I could see like a thirty minutes being like,
oh okay.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Four play for me is turning off the ESPN, you know,
Sports Center and making sure that I get my air
supply on my rock on. Yeah. All right, So, Zach,
by the way, what was your truthful answer? I was
joked when I said yours. No, thirty sounds great, No,
but fifteen to twenty fifteen to twenty ye's still a
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long time. By the way, what floor place are you taking?
Are you taking just baking?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Just baking?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I got three seconds. It's like timer and buzz yeah, yeah,
a buzz there.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
All right, so whatever you just said, the no, no.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, the aver here you go. The average is somewhere
between three and ten minutes. I have never felt so
good to be average. I feel like it's probably more
than three three three to ten minutes is the average,
which is really wild because.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Shock me that much, Like that's kind of where we
all thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I always thought that people were having like marathon sessions
of like thirty to forty minutes or something like that.
But I guess apparently not that would hurt. Well, that's
a good question. Real quick, before you say that, I
would like to ask the question what is too long
for sex? Like, are there women that feel like there's
like forty minutes?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
If you're telling me forty minutes of constant, yeah, constant.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That would that would.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Turn Yeah, but yours I was gonna say, I feel
like like they say, heney d.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
There are some things that that you digest that will
make you last longer. I mean, you come in from
a drunk night, it could go the forty or you know,
however long it is, it'll be longer than the three yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I have in the past experienced the henny. I don't
do hany but I whiskey D. Yeah, whiskey D. And
it's wonderful. It is, it really is. I have taken
before a viagra and actually not before taking it. I've
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taken a bunch of times, you know what I mean
like that, and I will say this to you. It
is a miraculous drugs. What's the longest you've been Not no,
I mean honestly saying as long as you've been oh
a raq, I don't know. God, they tell you for hours.
I'm not just sitting there. I'm not just sitting there
looking at it. No, but no, but the long but
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you definitely last longer, like you definitely can go, you know,
like if normal for me would be like six minutes
or five minutes or three minutes. Even on occasion you're
gonna go, You're gonna get closer to double digits. Yeah.
But still though, the thing is, the thing is how
you know how interested you are? I thinking that right.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
I think there are some sessions that are just smash sessions,
like you just in there to be in there. But
then I think other sessions are slower, more intimate, you
know what I mean, more sensual.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I think it depends on rounds too, So like you know,
the first couple of rounds, I'm gonna be excited, but
the last couple I'm like, Okay. The time, I always
I always feel like if that that's what sex should
be like, you should be able to say, all right,
we're gonna have sacks. All right, great, I'm gonna go
prepare myself. You go to the bathroom, you know, and
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then you and then you wait a little bit and
then you go because because you gotta, you gotta. Basically,
what I'm gonna say is you got to unload the
gun before you go hunting.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
No way you wanted a bathroom unloading the gun and
then coming out and hunting.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You know, you gotta wait a couple more minutes. Do
you do that?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
You want to know?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I think because I think because I think that if
you do that then it helps you. Yeah, do you
actually do that?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I have done that, But that's not like a common
practice for.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You, No, I have. I have said, all right, this
is you know, I can tell like when Chelsea is
willing to have sex, and and I can tell when
that is about to happen. Then you go and you
prepare yourself and I'll clean down there. You don't get
the dude wipes out and you know, spray the uh
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the balls. You know.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Do you find that you are a more planned baked
bacon cookies couple or a more spontaneous bacon cookies couple.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, back in the day, we were more spontaneous. I
feel like now it's planned, if not begged. But with
that said, I will tell you I think that a
lot of couples face that too.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I think because like the Shannon's point, I don't have
many situations where I'm like, let me get freshened up
and like, let me go clean real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Now, only in instances where like I know you about
to come over, so d sure you're already there?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yea, then it's just going to happen. I will say
this to you. I have buddies of mine that are
divorced and now dating again, and they will tell me
that it's a struggle because all these women I want
to have his sex, and like one of my buddies
was telling me, he said, he said that he was
he hasn't been prepared for that, and for such a
long period of time, So these guys get like it's
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kind of a thing where they're worried that these girls
are going to be let down. I think the women
are giving up sex a little bit more because they're
they're dating. The dating process is happening again. I don't
necessarily think that they're horny, because I think that there
is probably an age where I think most women probably are, like,
you know, I'd rather not have sex. I'd rather just
spend time with them. But I don't know, Dorian, what's up?
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Or Darien, what's up? Like going on, well, what's happening?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I think personally, twenty minutes is a good amount of
time to to get everything going.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Twenty minutes.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Come on, if you're lasting three minutes, you get like
super nervous. So three minutes got to be like my
first time. But then after that twenty minutes should be good.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh yeah, I feel like twenty minutes a twenty minute rule.
With Darien here right now. I will tell you though
the Darien there, I don't know as a guy, women
don't understand this. There's a lot of pressure on us.
Like there's pressure because we're trying to make sure that
you know that it goes to a point where it
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helps you enjoy it. But then there's also the pressure
where the whole time that we're sitting there, you know,
doing it, we got to start thinking about other things
other than you, like baseball. How many you got to know?
You gotta know yourself. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
And you gotta be good because then you go to
be in that group chat.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You do that? Do you wait? You group chat your
friends and talk about the bad sex that you had.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I mean, yeah, just recently, I was like, why did
this happen? In three minutes?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Like is it me?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Or is it him? But you got to check with
the group chat. Honestly, you should take that as a
compliment because he was that excited or right.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Darren, Okay, that ain't never happened to me. But that
could be a reason.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I like, by the way you guy wants to manufactors,
there could be manufactors.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Maybe you didn't do it in a while, Yeah, maybe
you were excited.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Maybe you were.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Selfish at that moment, like sometimes you just sit there
and you're not thinking about her pleasure.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You're just thinking about trying to you know, the selfishness
is a deal because as a guy, it's like sometimes
you're just like.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, you only got yourself from the brain, Alexia, what's up?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Almost every time my partner and I yeah, sorry, Almost
every time me and my partner together, it's at least
an hour.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like what the link in bio? Let me get check
the highlights in the minority. Now you're an hour. I'm like,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You said that's a long female because I feel like.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It's a female. They can long time.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
No, no, no, it's no my boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
No, okay, wow, that's an hour and that's four play too?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Or is that straight? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
There's the feelings are very much there, so we never
really have to do for play.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's all intercourse the entire hour. The films can still
be the entire time.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
One time we looked up and it was two hours, so.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You know what that's like. You know what an hour
of sex is like is like when the god I
don't know wish I make this reference, but when when
I would go to mass and the mass was more
than an hour, I'm like, this is long. This is
only he.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
It's never do to the fact that neither of us are,
you know, getting to the finish line. It says, we
just enjoy.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It, no medical history. What's up, James, Hey, Mojo was
going on?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You will take a honeypack, man, You'll be amazed.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I knew you.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I knew somebody who's gonna call it let him tell you.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Tell her what a honeypack is, Mojo.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You'll be so amazed. But then after, at the first
time you take her right, she'll be amazed. Then the
second time she takes her I mean, you take her right,
she'll notice if you haven't it tooking it, she'll notice.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She'll be like, what, what.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
The hell is wrong?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
At the gas station?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Is that where you get it? At it again? My
dad has them. Your dad sells honeybacks.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I remember a long time ago I was working there
and one I was like, oh my god, honey, you.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Al jump over the Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Wow, Kelly, what's up? Kelly?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I think that it should be five to ten per position,
so like, if you switch it up, it's like a reset.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Okay, But you guys have time in between, right, I
mean you can if you want. You're not you're not
reaching you you're not doing it. Are you doing a
position all the way through? Too?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Like you know, you start a little missionary and then
you start switching things up a little bit, and I
mean not really like time in between.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
It's just you know a little play here and there.
Maybe how many resets are you? Are you getting a sash?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Typically we like to do like.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Three, three to four.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
My place to only have two acts. But thank you
last Paul Sean. What's up, Sean?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I just wanted to call in and say hello in
good morning but also morning.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I usually find myself holding off so long I'm not
able to get to the firework stage man. So like, yeah,
I like being right on the edge, but I also
you know, it's not all about me. I find pleasure
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and my wife. By the way, this guy, I just
want you to know that I can go all night.
And I was just like a pleasure my wife, get
right up to it.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I can go right.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You know what. Get off my damn bone line up.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
That was