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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Zach is here right now. Who Zach is our executive
audio producer. He is the Sultan of Segus, like Kevin
likes to call him and I, even though you're not official,
I call you the assistant program director of the radio station.
Tony Trevado doesn't call you that, but I call you.
(00:21):
I call you little Tony. Oh, so he's Big Tony.
You're a little Tony because you're kind of his go
to guy. Zach this week had an amazing week. He
did his very first boys club right, incredible, big big brother,
big sister. So he did his big brother, big sister thing,
met his kid, which you said it was kind of
(00:41):
an emotional experience for you.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Very emotional. I read his bio and I teared up
because it reminded me of myself a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So time you guys had a good first meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It was amazing. We consented and signed our form within
the first ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Of what does that mean you like each other?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That we like each other, and we agreed to continue
the relationship. So how soon into it did he like him?
About ten minutes? Really soon into it?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Did you like him?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
About the first time I saw his smile? Really it
was really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So you were there and you guys just get to
know each other. You read the bio, you kind of
talk about your lives and stuff like that, and.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We had like a nice breaker and you roll the
dice and you pick like which column and which row,
and then they have questions on this paper and then
you you, uh, I get to It was a full
circle moment. It really was.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Full circle, meaning tell the listeners about your life so
that you're not divulging any info about him, divulge about
you because a lot of listeners don't know you're that
you're the life that you've had. People think that that
you work on the radio, and you work even behind
the scenes and radio it's a glamorous thing, like it's
a show girl Zach. Zach's life is everything that you
(01:52):
would want in a good human being, but it is
not the most glamorous.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It is not. So basically, I grew up not knowing
my father, so my mom was my only parent. However,
when I was three, she got really sick with COPD,
so I started taking care of her until she passed
when I was about twelve. My sister is my only sibling,
so she's eleven years older. So she went off to
(02:17):
college and I had the responsibility of taking care of
my sister. And there are a lot of parallels in
his life that are in my life and outside of
you know, helping people out. I really love music and
I was in band growing up and all this stuff. Hey,
I'm just a nerd. I love music and so does he.
(02:39):
And it again, it's a full circle moment.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, you make me band guys just as nerdy as
I thought band guys.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, he's part of percussion. I'm part of percussions. We
do Martian mondays on his TikTok seven chance there's too
much football on Sundays. I watch you on my that's fair.
But that's that's cool.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And by the way, what you said when you said
that about your your sister and stuff, your sister then became.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
My legal guardian after my mom passed. Yeah, and that's amazing.
That's still my best friend to this day.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah. Is she proud of what you're doing right now
by giving back like you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah. Yeah, And you know, we've had a few discussions,
but I've never seen her actually like, you know, she
tells me she's proud of me, But she's never actually
said like, hey, I'm really proud of you doing this
for someone, like, because I've never had this opportunity before.
So when she said those words like, hey, I'm super
proud that you're doing this, it it meant something. It
(03:44):
meant something.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Dude, what a big week. Yeah it's been. It's been crazy.
Go back to your sister for one second. She's not
pissed that you can't babysit the kids anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I still make a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I was gonna say, say, I could just picture like
the situation being Zach's guy this now little brother. You know,
it's like, wait, I need somebody to watch my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's the schedule. So I can't be like, oh, I
got a little brother on Friday, I can come.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's good. Zach also had some big moments going on
for those that don't get an opportunity to know much
about Zach. I want to make sure we get this topic.
And a girl gave Zach hemorrhights.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh yeah, which what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Which is very interesting because I never knew that you
could get hemorrhids from another person. I didn't know they
were contagious. I thought that there were other things you
can get from people. But listen. Listen to how a
girl gave zach hemwrights.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, first off, if you've ever tried to impress a girl,
please call eight four four six five six five four eight.
Uh So, I'm not alone on this, but basically, I
had this beautiful friend come over and Kevin's words, a friend,
and she spent the night, and uh, I had to
go to the bathroom. But I helped number one or
(04:58):
number two definitely number two real bad and I held
it the whole time she was over, which was like
a day and a half. And uh, I am feeling
it in my ass right now.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That is not great for you. When she left, did
you run the bathroom? Was it the best poop of
your life?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Best poop? I felt like I gave birth, but it
was bad by.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
The way you've had.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I had one six months ago.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, I remember, because I had we had to talk
about this. We got to talk more about this. This
is fantastic. Zag had a girl stay at his place.
Was this over the weekend? Yeah, stay stay at his place,
And because he didn't want a duty in his bathroom,
he held his duty in and it gave you hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yes, so I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, what we do, what we do to impress women?
Huh list get that? And you only have one bathroom
in your apartment. It would have stunk up the whole apartment.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And we have one shot to impress someone. Yeah, I'm
not trying to, you know, make a lot of noises.
I don't have pooperie. I didn't have my lexid.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
There was just a lot of like things that against my.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Side where you should have gone out, said like, let's
go grab a drink, let's go grab a coffee.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And pooped. No, because guess what he was doing. He
was laying in bed the entire weekend and I was
horizontal even still, were you worried at all during your
moments together with her that it was going to come out?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Real talk.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
We we didn't. We didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh really, wait, hold on, you guys just stay there
and hung out with each other.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I really enjoy her company.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
From your sister's book, Zach, I am so proud of
you for not hooking up with this girl the first
weekend that you spent.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I really had to poop though, That's why I would have.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Been nervous at night sleeping, nobody worth my stomach being
messed up?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Shannon is so right, by the way, I would have
sent her out. Hey can you go run out and
go get it? Yeah? Right, that's amazing. Hold on, d
wants to be voices guys.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
D are you there?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You believe this, By the way, So, how do is
ac D your voices? Guy's here?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Hi? What's d D?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This guy is such a romantic he held it in
the entire weekend because he didn't want to have this
girl smell his duty. Is that unbelievable or what?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's not that unbelievable because I did it?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Wait, you did it too.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The first time my ex husband spent the night, I
had to go and I couldn't sayre doing it in
the apartment while he was there, So I waited until
he left and it wasn't until like noon the next day,
and I was like trying to shut him out the door, like, Hey,
a great time, call you later.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh that's unreal. This is common. I did not know
this was his common. Who are you voices? Guys? In yourself?
From right now? Why are you? Are you? Embar is
to say this?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Well, I'm married now to somebody else, and I just
don't want the radio talking about my axe.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I guess, okay, all right, well that's fine. I think
that everybody's got a past. Everybody passed exactly the book.
Everybody poops. Hi, Nick, how you doing good?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
How you doing good?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
We're in with Zach right now, our executive audio producer
and all round great guy, big brother. What's up?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So? It sounds like a matchmate in heaven. If he
held it in for a day and a half, that
means she held it in.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
That is so true every other day pooper, though a
lot of girls are.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I wonder if she's got hemorrhoids too? Should we ask her?
What's up? Amanda? Hi, Hey guys in morning morning. Can
you believe this? Zach caught himself some hemorrhoids from a
lady this weekend? What's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I was gonna say that Zach's looking She wasn't trying
to make cookies.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He would have shot up last talk
Zach is here right now. Who Zach is our executive
audio producer. He is the Sultan of Segus, like Kevin
likes to call him and I, even though you're not official,
I call you the assistant program director of the radio station.
Tony Trevado doesn't call you that, but I call you.
(00:21):
I call you little Tony. Oh, so he's Big Tony.
You're a little Tony because you're kind of his go
to guy. Zach this week had an amazing week. He
did his very first boys club right, incredible, big big brother,
big sister. So he did his big brother, big sister thing,
met his kid, which you said it was kind of
(00:41):
an emotional experience for you.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Very emotional. I read his bio and I teared up
because it reminded me of myself a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So time you guys had a good first meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It was amazing. We consented and signed our form within
the first ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Of what does that mean you like each other?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That we like each other, and we agreed to continue
the relationship. So how soon into it did he like him?
About ten minutes? Really soon into it?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Did you like him?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
About the first time I saw his smile? Really it
was really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So you were there and you guys just get to
know each other. You read the bio, you kind of
talk about your lives and stuff like that, and.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
We had like a nice breaker and you roll the
dice and you pick like which column and which row,
and then they have questions on this paper and then
you you, uh, I get to It was a full
circle moment. It really was.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Full circle, meaning tell the listeners about your life so
that you're not divulging any info about him, divulge about
you because a lot of listeners don't know you're that
you're the life that you've had. People think that that
you work on the radio, and you work even behind
the scenes and radio it's a glamorous thing, like it's
a show girl Zach. Zach's life is everything that you
(01:52):
would want in a good human being, but it is
not the most glamorous.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It is not. So basically, I grew up not knowing
my father, so my mom was my only parent. However,
when I was three, she got really sick with COPD,
so I started taking care of her until she passed
when I was about twelve. My sister is my only sibling,
so she's eleven years older. So she went off to
(02:17):
college and I had the responsibility of taking care of
my sister. And there are a lot of parallels in
his life that are in my life and outside of
you know, helping people out. I really love music and
I was in band growing up and all this stuff. Hey,
I'm just a nerd. I love music and so does he.
(02:39):
And it again, it's a full circle moment.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, you make me band guys just as nerdy as
I thought band guys.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, he's part of percussion. I'm part of percussions. We
do Martian mondays on his TikTok seven chance there's too
much football on Sundays. I watch you on my that's fair.
But that's that's cool.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And by the way, what you said when you said
that about your your sister and stuff, your sister then became.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
My legal guardian after my mom passed. Yeah, and that's amazing.
That's still my best friend to this day.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah. Is she proud of what you're doing right now
by giving back like you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah. Yeah, And you know, we've had a few discussions,
but I've never seen her actually like, you know, she
tells me she's proud of me, But she's never actually
said like, hey, I'm really proud of you doing this
for someone, like, because I've never had this opportunity before.
So when she said those words like, hey, I'm super
proud that you're doing this, it it meant something. It
(03:44):
meant something.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Dude, what a big week. Yeah it's been. It's been crazy.
Go back to your sister for one second. She's not
pissed that you can't babysit the kids anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I still make a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I was gonna say, say, I could just picture like
the situation being Zach's guy this now little brother. You know,
it's like, wait, I need somebody to watch my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's the schedule. So I can't be like, oh, I
got a little brother on Friday, I can come.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's good. Zach also had some big moments going on
for those that don't get an opportunity to know much
about Zach. I want to make sure we get this topic.
And a girl gave Zach hemorrhights.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh yeah, which what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Which is very interesting because I never knew that you
could get hemorrhids from another person. I didn't know they
were contagious. I thought that there were other things you
can get from people. But listen. Listen to how a
girl gave zach hemwrights.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, first off, if you've ever tried to impress a girl,
please call eight four four six five six five four eight.
Uh So, I'm not alone on this, but basically, I
had this beautiful friend come over and Kevin's words, a friend,
and she spent the night, and uh, I had to
go to the bathroom. But I helped number one or
(04:58):
number two definitely number two real bad and I held
it the whole time she was over, which was like
a day and a half. And uh, I am feeling
it in my ass right now.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That is not great for you. When she left, did
you run the bathroom? Was it the best poop of
your life?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Best poop? I felt like I gave birth, but it
was bad by.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
The way you've had.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I had one six months ago.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, I remember, because I had we had to talk
about this. We got to talk more about this. This
is fantastic. Zag had a girl stay at his place.
Was this over the weekend? Yeah, stay stay at his place,
And because he didn't want a duty in his bathroom,
he held his duty in and it gave you hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yes, so I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, what we do, what we do to impress women?
Huh list get that? And you only have one bathroom
in your apartment. It would have stunk up the whole apartment.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And we have one shot to impress someone. Yeah, I'm
not trying to, you know, make a lot of noises.
I don't have pooperie. I didn't have my lexid.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
There was just a lot of like things that against my.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Side where you should have gone out, said like, let's
go grab a drink, let's go grab a coffee.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And pooped. No, because guess what he was doing. He
was laying in bed the entire weekend and I was
horizontal even still, were you worried at all during your
moments together with her that it was going to come out?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Real talk.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
We we didn't. We didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh really, wait, hold on, you guys just stay there
and hung out with each other.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I really enjoy her company.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
From your sister's book, Zach, I am so proud of
you for not hooking up with this girl the first
weekend that you spent.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I really had to poop though, That's why I would have.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Been nervous at night sleeping, nobody worth my stomach being
messed up?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Shannon is so right, by the way, I would have
sent her out. Hey can you go run out and
go get it? Yeah? Right, that's amazing. Hold on, d
wants to be voices guys.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
D are you there?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You believe this, By the way, So, how do is
ac D your voices? Guy's here?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Hi? What's d D?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This guy is such a romantic he held it in
the entire weekend because he didn't want to have this
girl smell his duty. Is that unbelievable or what?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's not that unbelievable because I did it?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Wait, you did it too.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The first time my ex husband spent the night, I
had to go and I couldn't sayre doing it in
the apartment while he was there, So I waited until
he left and it wasn't until like noon the next day,
and I was like trying to shut him out the door, like, Hey,
a great time, call you later.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh that's unreal. This is common. I did not know
this was his common. Who are you voices? Guys? In yourself?
From right now? Why are you? Are you? Embar is
to say this?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Well, I'm married now to somebody else, and I just
don't want the radio talking about my axe.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I guess, okay, all right, well that's fine. I think
that everybody's got a past. Everybody passed exactly the book.
Everybody poops. Hi, Nick, how you doing good?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
How you doing good?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
We're in with Zach right now, our executive audio producer
and all round great guy, big brother. What's up?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So? It sounds like a matchmate in heaven. If he
held it in for a day and a half, that
means she held it in.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
That is so true every other day pooper, though a
lot of girls are.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I wonder if she's got hemorrhoids too? Should we ask her?
What's up? Amanda? Hi, Hey guys in morning morning. Can
you believe this? Zach caught himself some hemorrhoids from a
lady this weekend? What's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I was gonna say that Zach's looking She wasn't trying
to make cookies.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He would have shot up last talk
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