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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, e Mojoe in the morning, just a random
(00:01):
topic I want to throw out there.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here's the topic. We're going to do.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Last lie? What was the last lie that you told?
And it could be big or small. It could be
the easiest topic ever. It could be something as easy
as you just told your boss that he looked good
today and you know that he looks like crap. Or
it could be like mine. My last lie that I
told was yesterday when a neighbor called me and asked
if I was home because they needed something. And I
(00:28):
hid in my basement the entire day because I was
worried that they were going to come over to my
house and I had no clue what the hell they wanted,
but I was like, I don't want to see them.
You ever had one of those moments where it's like,
I don't want to see you. So I stayed in
the basement with the blinds all drawn, watching television, kind
of just chilling out. And then when I go outside
to take the dogs out because they have to go pee,
I got to take them out to the backyard instead
(00:49):
of the front yard, which I normally do, because I
don't want them to actually know that I'm home.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
WHOA, that's my last lie? My last just lodge to
Tony in the hallway. Tony and I had a conversation
this week.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
D N.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I was being a total and I was like, no,
that's all good, and he was he was being what
was he doing?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He just had a very frustrated day and we had
a very frustrating conversation. But I could tell that it
wasn't just me. The emotion was being brought towards all right.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So last lie? What's the last lie? You told? Channon?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I'm gonna get Somebody asked me if I was available
to do something this week, and I said I was busy,
and I am not busy.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I just don't want to know it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I want a dang free day. You know the problem
with that is you probably have told a few people
that you're busy. Now everybody's gonna think it's that person
now now if it is, I like that. Eight four
four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six
five four eight? What was your last lie? Big or small?
Will take them all, Lydia, what was your last lie
you took?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Bianca asked me if she looked cute today?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Is just getting raked over the calls of what she's
been wearing here lately.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Durn make up to re make up? Okay, well talk.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Lydia's cardigan was from freshman year of high school and
it's from Forever twenty one.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It looks like a granny swotter and so what maybe
the mayor will like it?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Oh no, guy will look at looking for a man
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So that's fine, you guys.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Man say some lies right now, but it's gonna be nice.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, no, no, go ahead. We want to hear for
calls to come in. Come on.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I don't know her X men will come back to her,
but I don't think that's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh my god, I don't want him to wow. Yeah,
which one are we talking about? Which? Which X?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Are we talking about? Gas station?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Are we talking about De's nuts? Derek?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I don't know what desert you find out? That's for
the commercial break?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Wait? So, uh, Beyonca and Lydia? What is going on
between the two of you guys? You guys sound like
you guys got a little bit of a field day.
You guys got a little bit of issues going on
there now.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
She's just driving me nuts today, man, man. She asked
me to leave.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Mid show to go get her coffee from Whole Foods.
I'm like, I'm not phones. I just wanted her the
producer room.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So what were you gonna do? Were you going to
cover the phones for her?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, I can do that. I'm a talented individual.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You got wait, do you guys ever do that?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And I don't know that you're doing that because I
lost my TV connection here and I don't get to
see you guys anymore.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
No, I've never left phones, and I'm not. We should
switch one day, would come on? Everybody already knows, well
switch We'll see if you notice.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, no, I will notice.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I noticed when we had the fill in uh working
when we were doing the audition, it was not the
same Lydia. I know Lydia's phone touch. She's she's very
quick with it. Everybody else is slow as hell. Hold on,
Dallas is back with us. Dallas, what's the last lie
that you told? And was it to me when I
saw you this weekend? You know what? Now?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I was trying to talk to Lydia, man, But I'd
have to think about that one.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, come on, think about it. What's the last lie?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What's the last lie that Lydia's not here right now,
she's that Whole Foods getting Beyonca's coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What was your last lie?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Let's see, what was my last lie?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Probably not doing a run for somebody for my second job.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, so they wanted you to go do a run.
And what did you say that was the reason why
you couldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Do the run?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh? That I had plans.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You know. I think that's fine. Number one.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It goes back to what I was saying earlier today
when you say, and this is a Chelsea statement, my wife, Chelsea,
when you say yes to others, you're saying no to you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So I'm telling you it's it's okay for you to
do that. But it's a.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
About something that graduation.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I remember you were talking to me, but I don't
remember what exactly you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
For you for the handle handlebus. Oh yeah, he wants
to do a handlebar tour thing with us. Yeah. Yeah,
I like that idea. And by the.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Way, I wasn't lying when I said I was interested
in it. I like those I would I would love
to do a promotion with you. Okay, hold on, you know,
I'll put you on hold with Lydia. This is the
easiest topic we did all morning. I mean we had
topics this morning where we're like, what's the last you
know your dog? How'd your dog almost die?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I mean, people are calling in with their their let
me tell you about my dog eating its tail, you know,
stuff like that, or my dog eating the balls. You
you're telling me that people can't call in it with
a lie Zach Zach Martian Radio.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
What's going on? Zach?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I have a confession. I definitely lied earlier today. What'd
you you don't want a big brother? No? No, sorry buddy,
But I lied when I said it didn't piss me
off with my nephew fell asleep in the movie, I
spend sixty dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Wake up and washing it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you know what that's that's harder in money, that's
a fact. That's a that's a lot of podcasts that
you put up for for that a podcast. So seriously,
I would be pissed too. Do you know what's funny
about that? It brought up something I took my kids.
So I took Luke to UH, I took Jacob to
(06:04):
Universal Studios. Once I took Luke to a Baseball All
Star Game. My kid's going great trucks. You want me
to be your big brother, I'll be your brother. Both
of those kids let me down on one thing.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
One thing.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Luke wanted to leave the game early, the All Star
Game early. I'm like, we're not leaving the All Star
Game early. He wanted to be at the traffic. The
second one was Jacob. We're at Universal Studios all day
and we were I was tired as hell. I could
not even walk another another inch. And Jacob's like, can
we just go on another ride? And I lied to
him because I told him that the ride was closed.
(06:36):
It was like the ride at the back of the park.
I'm like, this is not good.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think it might have been like the did you
ever go to Universal? The Bart Simpson ride? It's like
the back of what's up, Tony?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
How you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's going good man. The last lie that you told,
I'm sorry, hold on saying say again? Your phone cut out?
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I talked about super come in with some over time,
but I couldn't find that this too.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You wait, you didn't show up, not at all? Oh
my god, did you get fired. I called them though, No,
I'm right now. Oh, you're right. Oh, this is actually okay.
I hope you dominic. What's up? It's in the morning. Hey,
how you doing first time? What's going on? You're not lying? Hey,
(07:30):
my cousins. My cousin's in the hospital. She said, are
you doing stairs? I said, yeah, I am. I just
left the house. I do that. Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Chelsea and I talk on on our podcast today about
following each other's locations and uh and how you know.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I talked about it on the air.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
She was mad about me talking about it on the
air because it made her look bad when there's a
reason why she doesn't and I don't follow each other's locations. Well,
that was actually one of the reasons why she wanted
to follow my location was because I would always say
to her, yeah, I'm on my way home, and she
knew it was a.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Load of craft.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
You didn't even leave the station or nothing yet.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Buddy, I used to do that all the time, and
you could hear the echo of the hallway station.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'd be like, I'm in the car.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You gotta be careful. Yeah, hey, take care down. Hey
see you buddy, appreciate it. Wow, how about this one here.
I can't call in the air because I'll get busted
by my boss. Told my boss that I couldn't make
it into work today, only to find out that my
boss had to do my job and he got injured
and has to go to the hospitals.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Who he is
All right, e Mojoe in the morning, just a random
(00:01):
topic I want to throw out there.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here's the topic. We're going to do.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Last lie? What was the last lie that you told?
And it could be big or small. It could be
the easiest topic ever. It could be something as easy
as you just told your boss that he looked good
today and you know that he looks like crap. Or
it could be like mine. My last lie that I
told was yesterday when a neighbor called me and asked
if I was home because they needed something. And I
(00:28):
hid in my basement the entire day because I was
worried that they were going to come over to my
house and I had no clue what the hell they wanted,
but I was like, I don't want to see them.
You ever had one of those moments where it's like,
I don't want to see you. So I stayed in
the basement with the blinds all drawn, watching television, kind
of just chilling out. And then when I go outside
to take the dogs out because they have to go pee,
I got to take them out to the backyard instead
(00:49):
of the front yard, which I normally do, because I
don't want them to actually know that I'm home.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
WHOA, that's my last lie? My last just lodge to
Tony in the hallway. Tony and I had a conversation
this week.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
D N.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I was being a total and I was like, no,
that's all good, and he was he was being what
was he doing?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He just had a very frustrated day and we had
a very frustrating conversation. But I could tell that it
wasn't just me. The emotion was being brought towards all right.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So last lie? What's the last lie? You told? Channon?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I'm gonna get Somebody asked me if I was available
to do something this week, and I said I was busy,
and I am not busy.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I just don't want to know it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I want a dang free day. You know the problem
with that is you probably have told a few people
that you're busy. Now everybody's gonna think it's that person
now now if it is, I like that. Eight four
four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six
five four eight? What was your last lie? Big or small?
Will take them all, Lydia, what was your last lie
you took?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Bianca asked me if she looked cute today?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Is just getting raked over the calls of what she's
been wearing here lately.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Durn make up to re make up? Okay, well talk.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Lydia's cardigan was from freshman year of high school and
it's from Forever twenty one.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It looks like a granny swotter and so what maybe
the mayor will like it?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Oh no, guy will look at looking for a man
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So that's fine, you guys.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Man say some lies right now, but it's gonna be nice.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, no, no, go ahead. We want to hear for
calls to come in. Come on.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I don't know her X men will come back to her,
but I don't think that's gonna.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh my god, I don't want him to wow. Yeah,
which one are we talking about? Which? Which X?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Are we talking about? Gas station?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Are we talking about De's nuts? Derek?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I don't know what desert you find out? That's for
the commercial break?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Wait? So, uh, Beyonca and Lydia? What is going on
between the two of you guys? You guys sound like
you guys got a little bit of a field day.
You guys got a little bit of issues going on
there now.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
She's just driving me nuts today, man, man. She asked
me to leave.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Mid show to go get her coffee from Whole Foods.
I'm like, I'm not phones. I just wanted her the
producer room.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So what were you gonna do? Were you going to
cover the phones for her?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, I can do that. I'm a talented individual.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You got wait, do you guys ever do that?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And I don't know that you're doing that because I
lost my TV connection here and I don't get to
see you guys anymore.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
No, I've never left phones, and I'm not. We should
switch one day, would come on? Everybody already knows, well
switch We'll see if you notice.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, no, I will notice.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I noticed when we had the fill in uh working
when we were doing the audition, it was not the
same Lydia. I know Lydia's phone touch. She's she's very
quick with it. Everybody else is slow as hell. Hold on,
Dallas is back with us. Dallas, what's the last lie
that you told? And was it to me when I
saw you this weekend? You know what? Now?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I was trying to talk to Lydia, man, But I'd
have to think about that one.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, come on, think about it. What's the last lie?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What's the last lie that Lydia's not here right now,
she's that Whole Foods getting Beyonca's coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What was your last lie?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Let's see, what was my last lie?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Probably not doing a run for somebody for my second job.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, so they wanted you to go do a run.
And what did you say that was the reason why
you couldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Do the run?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh? That I had plans.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You know. I think that's fine. Number one.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It goes back to what I was saying earlier today
when you say, and this is a Chelsea statement, my wife, Chelsea,
when you say yes to others, you're saying no to you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So I'm telling you it's it's okay for you to
do that. But it's a.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
About something that graduation.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I remember you were talking to me, but I don't
remember what exactly you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
For you for the handle handlebus. Oh yeah, he wants
to do a handlebar tour thing with us. Yeah. Yeah,
I like that idea. And by the.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Way, I wasn't lying when I said I was interested
in it. I like those I would I would love
to do a promotion with you. Okay, hold on, you know,
I'll put you on hold with Lydia. This is the
easiest topic we did all morning. I mean we had
topics this morning where we're like, what's the last you
know your dog? How'd your dog almost die?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I mean, people are calling in with their their let
me tell you about my dog eating its tail, you know,
stuff like that, or my dog eating the balls. You
you're telling me that people can't call in it with
a lie Zach Zach Martian Radio.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
What's going on? Zach?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I have a confession. I definitely lied earlier today. What'd
you you don't want a big brother? No? No, sorry buddy,
But I lied when I said it didn't piss me
off with my nephew fell asleep in the movie, I
spend sixty dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Wake up and washing it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you know what that's that's harder in money, that's
a fact. That's a that's a lot of podcasts that
you put up for for that a podcast. So seriously,
I would be pissed too. Do you know what's funny
about that? It brought up something I took my kids.
So I took Luke to UH, I took Jacob to
(06:04):
Universal Studios. Once I took Luke to a Baseball All
Star Game. My kid's going great trucks. You want me
to be your big brother, I'll be your brother. Both
of those kids let me down on one thing.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
One thing.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Luke wanted to leave the game early, the All Star
Game early. I'm like, we're not leaving the All Star
Game early. He wanted to be at the traffic. The
second one was Jacob. We're at Universal Studios all day
and we were I was tired as hell. I could
not even walk another another inch. And Jacob's like, can
we just go on another ride? And I lied to
him because I told him that the ride was closed.
(06:36):
It was like the ride at the back of the park.
I'm like, this is not good.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think it might have been like the did you
ever go to Universal? The Bart Simpson ride? It's like
the back of what's up, Tony?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
How you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's going good man. The last lie that you told,
I'm sorry, hold on saying say again? Your phone cut out?
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I talked about super come in with some over time,
but I couldn't find that this too.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You wait, you didn't show up, not at all? Oh
my god, did you get fired. I called them though, No,
I'm right now. Oh, you're right. Oh, this is actually okay.
I hope you dominic. What's up? It's in the morning. Hey,
how you doing first time? What's going on? You're not lying? Hey,
(07:30):
my cousins. My cousin's in the hospital. She said, are
you doing stairs? I said, yeah, I am. I just
left the house. I do that. Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Chelsea and I talk on on our podcast today about
following each other's locations and uh and how you know.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I talked about it on the air.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
She was mad about me talking about it on the
air because it made her look bad when there's a
reason why she doesn't and I don't follow each other's locations. Well,
that was actually one of the reasons why she wanted
to follow my location was because I would always say
to her, yeah, I'm on my way home, and she
knew it was a.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Load of craft.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
You didn't even leave the station or nothing yet.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Buddy, I used to do that all the time, and
you could hear the echo of the hallway station.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'd be like, I'm in the car.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You gotta be careful. Yeah, hey, take care down. Hey
see you buddy, appreciate it. Wow, how about this one here.
I can't call in the air because I'll get busted
by my boss. Told my boss that I couldn't make
it into work today, only to find out that my
boss had to do my job and he got injured
and has to go to the hospitals.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
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