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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Catching cheaters.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm proud of it.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh I'm sorry. Get your home for Boar of the
Roses Unload Joe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Haley thinks that her boyfriend of four years is cheating
on her, and she feels like their relationship has kind
of been a total lie the whole time. And why
is that, Hailey?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Because I caught him watching gay.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Porn just one time or or how many times?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Once?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I asked this question because could it have been curiosity
that it's or could it be just a mistake, like
where you follow upon it by mistake, you don't fall
into gay porn.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I mean, did you catch him like you saw him
next year on the couch er in bed, or you
saw it in his history where.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I walked in on him in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Was he enjoying it if you know what I mean?
Or was it just on.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
She was doing exactly what you would assume he was doing. Wow, Okay,
So what was the conversation like after that? Did you
guys ever have a conversation? He said it was a joke,
but I don't really believe him, Like I don't really
(01:13):
get it. So there's a difference between and this is
something there's a difference between he's watching porn, whether it
be gay or straight whatever, and he's cheating. Why would
all of a sudden, though, now you think he's cheating
on you.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Because I think he's fantasizing over men and he's never
done that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We don't watch porn together or.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Anything like that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah. I get where your brain's going there, But I
just also wonder, like for us calling him up to
see where he's going to send a dozen free roses
and see if he's cheating, you know, how would that?
You know, maybe his fixation with this is just through
watching porn and not he's out there cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, that's why I want to find out what he does.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, all right, well then let's try him. We'll call
him up, see where he's going to send a dozen
free roses. We're hoping that the flowers go to Haley.
It's wore the roses. Mute your phone?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Hello hisus, Lucas, Yeah, Lucas.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Hi Lucas. My name is Nicole.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm calling you from an online floral company called roses
boom dot com with an offer for some free flowers.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Do you have like thirty seconds to answer?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Two?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Survey questions in exchange for a dozen long stemmed red roses,
not gonna cost you anything, going to be super quick again,
totally free of charge, and they'll actually.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Go out this afternoon. Or a new company trying to
get our name out.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Would you say you pull on my leg?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, very legitimate. We're a new company.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
We're just trying to This is part of our marketing
campaign to start, and hopefully when you order flowers in
the future, you'll order them from roses blue dot com.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Do you have thirty seconds?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah? Okay, I guess.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Have you purchased flowers in the past six months, Lucas, Yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
For Valentine's Day? I guess they'll listen, six months ago.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay, all right, Do you plan on purchasing flowers in
the next six months?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, I guess early next year.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, As, I thank you for participating in that survey.
I'm now authorized to provide you with a dozen long
stemmed red roses. So I need you to think of
somebody that you want to send these to today and
just give me a first and a last name to start.
We'll kind of go from there.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Sure, okay, I guess you can send them to Hailey, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And what's her telephone number?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's YEP seven three.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
And what's her relationship to you?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
She's my girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, Lucas. We do something unique at roses boom dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
And normally you'd send a card with the flowers to
let the person know who they're from, we do a
voice memo. So in this case, Haley's going to get
a text message alerting her she has a delivery, and
then she'll be able to hit play to know who
the flowers are from. So I'm going to count you
down and you just start talking, leave a little message,
and when you stop talking, I'll stop the recording.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, Okay, I think I'm just going to keep it simple.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, it doesn't matter if it's long or short. But
here you go, three two one.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Enjoy the surprise, okay, Lucas.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I also have to let you know that this call
is being recorded for quality and trading purposes.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Are you okay with that?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Great, Lucas. I'm gonna jump on just real quick to
give out the last bit of information, and then we're
gonna send the text off to Hailey. Okay. I wanted
to let you know one last thing though, before we do,
and that is that while we've been talking to you,
Lucas and you've been sending the flowers off, that Haley
(05:27):
has been listening into this and she just heard your
surprise of you sending the flowers to her.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Right, Okay, that's what's the why is she on the lane?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The surprise is actually that this is the mojo in
the morning show. And oh my god, Haley called us
to see where you're gonna send flowers to? And did
you know it was us?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Colin, No, I had no idea, but uh, I guess
it's Haley's there. I guess I passed the test.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
But if she said up, Lucas, uh, say hi to Haley.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Hey, Hailey, how you doing? Why are you are you
calling the radio stations?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I wanted to see where we're at?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
So what do you mean where we're at? We've been
We've been together for a long time.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I think I think what Haley was wanting to know
is if you were thinking of her before you think
of anybody else, because she had kind of clued us
in on something that was kind of embarrassing that I
feel even is almost too embarrassing to ask you about.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Are you Okay, are you okay? Well, are you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay if I ask you something that's kind I'm embarrassing?
Or do you not want us to do that?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I guess it depends what it is, so you might
as well just ask it.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Haley had told us that she had caught you watching porn,
and it was not the kind of porn that she
thought that you'd be watching. Do you have an idea
of what we're talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Would you like us to continue our conversation or do
you want us to put you on hold so you
can have a separate conversation with Haley.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'd rather talk to her privately.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, I'm gonna do that for you, and I'm gonna
put you on a hold, and then you'll be conferenced
together and nobody will be listening. Okay, okay, all right, Haley,
hold on one second.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Two.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
This is the home Mojo in the morning.