Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So I
left our show on Friday. And then after I left,
I had time because I had left so early, and
I drove by one of my favorite places, be Waxed,
which is a waxing place. It's in Pontiac, Michigan, not
(00:22):
that far from where I live, and I walked in
to go see Julie and the gang over at be
Waxed because my wife has been complaining that my nose
hares are literally touching my mustache. And I mentioned this
that it's really gotten bad. Had I have a trimmer,
but the trimmer never gets it all. I can never
(00:43):
get them, and it's so bad I've asked her to
help me with it. So I finally just said, I'm
gonna go in there and I'm gonna go get a waxed.
I walked out of there. I could breathe again. Oh,
it was unbelievable. It was like literally I put an
oxygen mask on because I could actually feel the air
(01:03):
going into my nose.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
How bad did it hurt?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It hurts because they they put the wax on a
popsicle stick and then she sticks it up there and
she tries to get me to have a conversation with her,
and at the point of the conversation where she knows
that I'm thinking about the conversation, she and rips that
son of a bitch right out of my mick.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
She showed it to me at one point. One point
she showed it to me. It looked like a squirrel
on the end of a pobstacle stick.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Absolutely scot Actually.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It looked like a squirrel's butt on the end of
a pobstacle stick.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And I got gray nose hairs now, which is really embarrassing,
you know what I mean to have those. So it's
it's one thing though that that I will say to
you is very good.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Go to b Wax, Go see Julie. She's amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Now. With that said, I got in the car afterwards
and I started like looking at myself in the mirror,
and I started noticing like hairs protruding from my neck
and like that. You know, I kind of like, here's
a problem with being a rather large man, like I am.
Rather large men have rather large hair, and the hair
(02:09):
sometimes gets bad, like where if I'm wearing a certain
T shirt that I have, like it will pop out
of my T shirt sometimes like it's like you or
you can see like, yeah, the wavingess of it. I
think even on this which, by the way, I like
the color I'm wearing today. I think I look good
in this color. So I'm thinking about going to Julie
(02:29):
and asking her to completely wax my body. Chelsea does it,
so Chelsea goes to her too. Chelsea goes to this
is actually our family waxer. We have a family wax
So Chelsea goes there too, and Chelsea has had it
(02:50):
done before and they do like in a private room.
But the only thing I'm thinking about if I do
this is I'm thinking about seeing if I can get
her to sign an India A.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Why for what reason you're talking about it on the
radio right now?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Everybody knows you're getting a.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Ton I don't care about people knowing I got waxed.
I just don't want her to tell all my parts
to people. And I wanted to ask this question. If
you're somebody that is like an aesthetician, yes, or maybe
you're an ask doctor, do you leave your work if
you have somebody that somebody knows that comes in and
(03:28):
do you go and tell people about your people.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That came in.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I don't think they're supposed to the aestheticians, but the
esthetics I don't think is it aestheticians or estheticians is hippo?
I don't And I know the girl that I the
both girls that I go to for like botox, spacials,
micro needling, they keep it all on the on the
deal unless like I post about stuff, so then they're like, okay, whatever,
like that's you giving us permission, but.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Guess what you post about it?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And I guarantee you what's your what's your girls about her?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Well, Rena and Lindsay.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Rena and Lindsay get asked, so what's Shannon Like? I
guarantee you they tell all your.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh well that's fine. I really don't care. I don't
tell them. I mean Rina, no, Rena and I have
been friends forever and never.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
When I go into be Waxed. It's funny. I get
recognized more at Be Waxed.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Hair stylists the show, like you know, and I know
hairstylists or can be gossipy, but so it's the same
thing for them then.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But hairstylists, you're willingly telling them this information.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I know, But he's saying. He's talking about the gossip
piece of this, not not what you get.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like, I'll tell you what I get done.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I get both tax here here here, I really need
it here now, I just don't want Like.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
My thing with this is I'm so so I'm gonna
throw this out there. I got a couple of things
I'm gonna throw out. Number one is I want to
know if people if you talk about your your clients
and patients and stuff and say, oh my god, so
so and so came in here and you got to
see how how dirty his bud is or something whatever.
I also want to know this, when uh, you go
(05:03):
into something like this, what is the part of your
body that you're most self conscious of? Because for me,
the part of my body that I'm most self conscious
of is from here to here.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
He pointed to the tip of his head, to the
tip of his toes.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But no, but right like right in here though, like
this is the section. Like if you if you said
to me, if you said to me, all right, the
only way you could survive is if you had to
show your your mid section to everybody, I would say,
just kill me, now you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I mean wait until if you're really thinking about getting
your whole body waxed. And I don't know why you
wouldn't just do laser hair removal because you do it
a couple of times and then you're done, because you know,
the most glorious thing ever.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I won't do it because I know for a fact
that if I do laser hair removal, it will be
the one time the machine doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
But I was going to say it really humbles you
because when I was getting laser and I don't really
do it anymore unless it's like a touch up every
couple of years, and you're doing your booty area. Oh
my god, they make you get on all fours.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, and then they tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, you have to pull your cheeks apart so they
can get in there and laser.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I always wonder about that. And all of my people
are listeners too. They're like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
We hear you on and they always say, trust us,
we've seen the worst of the worst.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Because yeah, by the way, if I have to get
on all fours at be waxed and I start howling
at the moon, I'm just like I can. And by
the way, I shave a lot, but I can't get
certain spots on my body.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
By the way, don't don't take off all the hair
on your body. That is so weird. West does that
from time to time, and I hate it and I
want it. Is so weird.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I want my chest completely done. I'm on my shoulders,
my back, patches the back. Yeah, okay, what's up Carrie Hi.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
High?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Okay, So like twenty years ago, I ran a front
desk at High and Salon. Here's Salon and Spa and
I'll never forget. First of all, I didn't know guys
like wax down there. And this guy had a bald
ball appointment and listening to the ladies before the ball,
(07:30):
I mean just watching this guy pull up and he was,
you know, driven by someone. So I'm like, oh, okay,
get driven people get their balls done, you know. And
hearing these women talk about because they needed someone to
come in and help the lady right, because she can't
do it by herself. Oh, so the manager had to go.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
In and like, hold you know, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
See this guy at like high end restler.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh you see him in the higher restaurants.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And you're like, I know, you bos are smoother than.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh my god, it's normal.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I know guys do that. I didn't know that at
the time. It was a million years ago. I was
married and whatnot, and I just thought it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Was the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And I'm so grad Carrie, you don't work at b
wax because that would that would scare me. You're calling
the radio show talking about the guy I.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Was twenty years ago. Was one time I didn't know
guys did that?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Good?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Just good for him, but it was just hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's hysterical. What a great call. Thank you for the call.
I appreciate it. What's up, LEXI?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Hey, So it's not uncommon, like you can totally ask
him to sign an NDA. I am an NDA employee
and a lot of the contractors are.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like in my old job, my.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Client would have her nail lake lady come to the house,
but she had to sign an NDA to do so.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So it's super common to have that done. I might
have to.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I don't know if Julie be willing, but she's she's
so sweet by the way. She never talks about anybody else.
She always asked me about Chelsea, and I'll ask her questions.
I'm like, you have seen spots on my wife's body
that I have not seen. I just want you to
know that. But what's up, Amanda? How you doing good?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
As fantastic?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
So, my mom used to.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Work for Colon and Rechtel surgeons and she assisted them
in the room and she was not allowed to say
you know who was in there? Nothing, but she definitely
told some crazy stories.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh really, Like celebrities would get their colon ask apies
from your mom's office.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yep, yeah, they're a big doctor and stuff. I mean
there is a time she told me that someone had
a cucumber stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And you know.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
About a cucumber that's horrible. Yeah, God, a cucumber.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Rare? Mom.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What's going on, Caitlin? How you doing good? We're okay?
What's going on with you?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I had just sent a text, so I'm an assertation
of thirteen years actually against Hippa to just close.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I love to hear it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm telling you, Okay, all right, I got it. I'm
gonna have to place a phone call later today to
uh to my attorney.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Can you imagine if I said, yeah, I mean we
can like we can discuss like funny, humorous situations, but yeah,
definitely no personal information.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
My attorney is a guy they named Keith Kaufman. I'm
gonna call Keith Kaufman today and I'm gonna say, say, Keith,
I need you do me a favor.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Can you get a NDA written up? What's going on? Mojo?
I'm going to get my bike.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Actually, let's call Keith on the air and have this
conversation because I really want to hear the swer.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
He didn't laugh much, but you would definitely laugh at them.