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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. You
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guys know, Kev's a dad. He's got the most unbelievable
son in the world, Josiah. And Josiah recently asked something
to Kevin that he thought was inappropriate. Now, if Kevin
thinks it's inappropriate, yeah, I mean I dumped you three
times I think today. Yeah, the dad was sandwich got
yall exact guy. But it's not that I thought it
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was inappropriate. I was just completely caught off guard. So
Josiah is in a summer program where he goes to
uf M Monday through Friday. And when he comes off
the bus there I am waiting and he comes and
sits in the car, and the first thing he says
is Dad, what's a slut?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And I said, huh, he said what's a slut? I said,
all right, where is this coming from? And he was like, well,
we're reading this book and it was in there. I
was like, okay, what's the name.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Of the book.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm like, what type of book got that in there?
I forgot the name of the book. I said, okay,
so what's the line before that? Let's get some context.
And it had something to do with like this man
was talking about a lady and comparing it to a slut,
and I was like, oh, okay, okay, I get what
you're saying.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The difference is, you know, a lady is someone that's
more up class, you know, someone more of a higher regards,
someone with you know, more character values in that way,
and then slut is kind of just like a whore.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
He was like, what's a whore? I'm like, I'm trying
to like give examples.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We had a whole other conversation about that. You you
might be the bad person to talk to him about it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't think I was, though, did you think I
gave it to him pretty good between a lady and
the slug?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
He needs to know what a horror is. Well, I said,
that's just somebody that sleep around with a bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I always loved when the kids would ask questions like
that and I just go, talk to your mind.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I look at that as like the perfect moment to
stand up and give them the information they're seeking.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Chelsea didn't think I was appropriate with the stuff that
I would do either, just like I don't think you are.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I thought I did a great I would have shown
Luke pictures. Let me let mehl.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, you pointed to me.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I was doing you did.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I looked over it you real quick. I want to
ask a question. Does Smith ever ask you kind of questions?
Did you ever pawn him off on his dad?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Or Lucy doesn't ask me so much. Smith asks all
the questions. I mean he catches me off cards so
many times. So recently, actually not even recently. It was
probably about a year ago. I One of the group
chats that my friends and I have is called the
Husky Hose, and it's because we all met at a
time where our kids went to a school and the
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mascot was a husky, and then somebody made the name
to the group chap, the Husky Hose.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't remember who.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Well, whenever people's text it comes up on my car screen.
So he's like, Mom, what's the husky Hose?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And that was one. I'm like, it's just it's just
our group chat name.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I'm not explaining that to a nine year old eight
year old at the time.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know, it's start naming everybody in that group text.
They're all the all the moms and the kids, that
you are t shirts. I remember there was a listener
that said, when we do it in the thing, mommy,
what is a vagina?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Remember that?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
No, it was an orgasm because for the longest time
the show started with a drop of me saying it's
like an orgasm in a cup. And it was a
little old kl Deane lady trying a frappacino for the
first time. That's where that came from. And I was
telling the story. But I remember that mom calling in
and she's like, now my kid's asking what an orgasm is.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I remember once I shout out to Christy and Gerard.
I was in a kitchen and they had some friends
over and this lady had her little son running around.
He likes six or seven something like that. So she like,
Kev's going on, what you've been up to. I'm like, man, working,
you know, doing this, and she was like, you got
another job. I was like, yeah, man, you know it's
hard to get another job. She's like, what you're doing.
It's like I'm a stripper now, man, call me chocolate drop.
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So I kept going right like doing my thing. She
leaves with her son getting the car the off and
then my cousin Christina was sitting on the couch next
to me, answers the phone and she's calling. She's like,
put Kevin on speakerphone, like what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
She's like, go ahead and ask him. She in a
backseat the boy like what's the stripper?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The whole time of car ride home, she was like
a cute Hey, Kevin, meet Kevin. Kevin wants to talk.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
To you on bro Kevin, you gotta be careful man.
Your son might start calling you a slept pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Ain't gonna never come up. I pop him, like I'll
pop you.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Uh no, no, no, Kevin's now dating. Kevin's not dating slots.
He's dating women that clean his house for him. I've
never dated since. I'm only dated classy women exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
He cleaned up the act. Hey Kevin, I used to
own a wild Bill. So you at that event today too.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
What's what's your name?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
We've got Chris and everybody from Wild Bill still in
studio with us.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
So me and my brother used to own the one
in Port Grass, so poor here on area, okay for
here area.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Come on down the seals. We'll be a dancing store. Yeah,
make sure that.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I know Danny very well, Junior, all right, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Junior will be there, Derek would be there, Danny, all
of us, we're all going to be there. I want friends,
all right, Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You got Junior, and I got you know, Sammy here
and I got hey real quick, Kevin, Kevin on the
phone line.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Do you have kids?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I do? I have two kids and one on the way.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
So how old are your kids?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Four to two and uh gonna be born in November.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You wait, you're about nine years away from your kids
saying stuff to you, or actually maybe even less saying
stuff to you that, yeah, they pick up everything.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
My daughter's four years old and she's already cursing at me.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Wait a second, don't don't say the word. But what
does it start with?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
She says, Oh, f B, where's she getting it from?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I swear to you when my friend's kids swear and
the kids, Chelsea has to yell at me because she'll
be like, you know, our friend's son will say, I'll
start cracking up laughing, Danny, that is so funny, And
she's like, you cannot laugh.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Smith has the worst mouse. Are they using it correctly?
That's why?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know? And actually they're smart enough to spell it too,
which is they can put it in if they wanted to,
they could put it in text. It's like a spell
country of words. All right, Thanks Kevin, appreciate you, buddy.
Take care of yourself. I want to know what kind
of books you read that have uh maybe that's kind
of reading. Maybe it will get me into reading.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It was something like, you know, be a be a
lady and not a It was something like that. It
was comparing to you know, the difference between a lady
and you know the other side of it.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I remember reading the Bible and I was not a
big I couldn't do that, thou. There's those you know
what I mean, like like it was written. Yeah, like
it was like the old school. Occasionally though, it got
a little and when I would get into the versions
of the Bible, I don't know if it was New
Testament or Old Testament. I was I'm a heathen, but.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I would go, oh, I can read this book, you
know what I mean? Like that Lemorris
Speaker 1 (07:20):
So yeah,