Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
How's the stream stream commencing broadcasting on AM five seventy
LA Sports and streaming on the iHeartRadio WAP.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's the longest running afternoon sports show in the city.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
No congratulations necessary. All traces of Fred Rogan have been removed.
This is petros in Money, Thank You, Thank You, hosted
by Petros papadae.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Gas terrible person, He's the worst.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And Matt money Smith. The pipes, the pipes, the pipe.
Don't miss an episode. We're with you. Yeah, follow the
petros In Money Show. Wherever you get your podcasts now
Here's Petrose Papadacus and Matt money Smith. A single dream
is more powerful than a thousand realities.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Begong to you, Petros Money A five seventy LA Sports
Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. We're your home of
the World Series champion Dodgers and we are going to
Dodger Baseball from the Galpin Motors Broadcast booth at six
forty pm. First pitch Dodgers on deck five thirty pm.
So we will make our way for the next two
and a half hours. And it was a Flex alert today.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I'll bet you good podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Anything you missed relive by subscribing to the Petros and
Money podcast wherever you prefer to procure, but the iHeartRadio
app is an easy place to get it. You missed
Ben Casparius. He was good, He was great. Young Dodger
Pitcher joined us about a half hour ago, got the
win in Miami. As the Dodgers continue this long, arduous
ten games in ten days road trip that still has
(01:36):
four to go in Arizona, David Vesse will detail that
at the back end of this hour.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
All Right, a lot going on, Matt as Great sports
Talk is just kidding. Stop Great Sports to lot.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Wasn't it kind of refreshing to hear a young guy say, oh,
I just don't sit at my hotel and I play
video games all day. He goes out in about gets coffee,
like to see the city.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Sparius seemed like a real anomaly. Yeah, of youth, you
know where a lot of young people are terrible. And
Casparius wanted to talk to us. He told us he
loved us. Maybe a little premature, but I've said it first. Well, yeah,
but I'd rather but yeah, still, but I say it
to everybody, I mean, at least good. What I'm saying
(02:17):
is good. I'd rather have an outrovert than somebody extrovert,
a guy with Audi nipples, than I would a U
some guy like Loney. Loney is such a lonely sets
a terrible he sets a terrible interview. All these years
they put him on TV. He's great at you guys.
(02:37):
You guys were terrible. I'm not taking the blame for Loan.
I played at the Guitar Hero scene. I'm not saying
I'm the best interview in the world. But no one
could do anything with Loney. I mean spectrum sports. I
don't know why they love it. Kate, you've sat on
the desk with him, great, dude, can you pry it
out a Loaney?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
He's a great guy. Talked off areas like this guy
doesn't stop talking?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Is that what is?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And then on air? What's that? What happens?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
He's out of words. He's used to Paul in the
off air side moments. That's happened to me. Nothing loved,
I've got nothing, I've done it all. So Casparius joined us.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He was great. He was like loquacious young man, and
I hope that's not the death now for him. You
know so many times these young guys come on the show.
We're like, God, I love that kid. I love that kid.
He's so great. And then they're like, uh our elbow tightness,
Oh Tommy John, I'll see you in twenty twenty nine,
you know, and then we never you know.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, it's terrible. And Loney stuck around for all those years.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's the thing that great. He's like, that's the guy
you chose, that's the guy you just Yeah, it's not
my fault, Matt. I didn't say it was. I'm just
saying he said I love you because you said I
love you, We love you, Benny when.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I love you, well, he said he loved you too.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't feel like it was directed at me. Well, fine,
we'll just be the one that said I love you.
Just want to move on, he said, I love you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Guys, tell me you want to be weird and tell
me Lebron's not get enough credit, because that really pisses me.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
On Do I think he's well, I mean he can
still dunk, he can shoot threes.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
My punk ass son. The other day, your punk ass
sony has attacks my son. He was like, have you
heard this? And he plays Lebron can ball out lebron
can shoot three and I was like, dumb ass, We've
been blowing this up for days. On the show, He's
like real mass, like, yeah, stupid idiot.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You're not supposed to do that. They say when you
engage on social media, when people share something with you
that you've already seen, you're supposed to encourage them by saying,
I appreciate you thinking of me. Don't tell me how
I've seen this already.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Don't tell me how to parents.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Hey, I used to do first five comercier. I don't
want to hear it, all right, I used to do
first five. Now Kik does them by the Is that right?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I heard a lot of Adrian Gonzales on the drive
home last night, and the the Dodger tellegal dumping. Another
Oh there was something else besides the illegal dumping. Oh
he does Daniels Jewelers.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
There Daniels another baffling pick for television.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He is a world traveler though he went to Italy
remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, but he could have gone any other time. As
a bos to the hate list, we know it. Well,
what does he ever do for us? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Why think we say these things? Well, no, we won't.
Thanks a lot because we're terrible people.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What you don't like what I'm saying here, Kate's, you
don't like what I'm saying here.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Today the list of people I can get on is
getting smaller and smaller.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
What have we really said that today? What have we
really said?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
That Fred wears a huge bush.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And that we love Casparius? I said I love you,
maybe prematurely to Casparius, like a girl, like a desperate spinster.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It wasn't very awkward.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, was it very awkward. You're very awkward.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It wasn't like that we love you Ben, I love
you there. That's what it was, and it was special.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
He was playing in our reindeer games and he was
a great guy.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
What else was what was so offensive that we said
that Colin Yee has a Chinese last name despite being
half Japanese.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
They said that Kate's blows so much coke he couldn't
smell Fred's cologne in the studio. That was a listener
that said, yeah, but you read it. You could have
let it sit there on your machine.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
There's still a lot of show to go, so I'm
sure you're going to offend a lot more people now.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The cologne smells back. As soon as I said that
he couldn't smell the cologne because it's coconos preventing him
from it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The cologne smell is back. No it's not.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I think it is, Matt.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's gone once you crossed that bridging.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
In the chair that Fred said, and I think maybe
he like smooshed it on the back. I got it
on me all right in your follow me home.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I have big news. Matt double pits the chest, double
pits the chesty.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Wasn't that Ryan Sheckler, Yeah, check, double pits the chest.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
All right, it is time for the word of the day,
his words, the word of the day. Did you guys
hear about this? The two women I believe they're sisters,
heavy heavy filters on Instagram. Oh last Mila monis yea
motis last, Mila Modis. The two chicks that represent LA
(07:38):
so hard, the two Cholas, and they go elle right
from the floor up lost Mila Mornas.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
They have a very distinct style.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
They're going to play a concert before a Galaxy game
coming up. Excuse me, they've been hired because the LA
Galaxy is like being out BODYO. You know what I'm
saying by excuse me, yeah, they're being LAFC. Yeah, l
AFC has out Latino the Galaxy oh far and away right,
(08:10):
and and the Galaxy is like, hey, we used to
be you know, the squad. Nobody cared about Chivas USA.
You know it was us, right.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
They did get laser eyebrows tattoo removal recently, so Los
Mila Monis look a little different.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You mean they they they tightened up their eyebrows, they
had the tattoos removed. Oh gotcha.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So they're going more not to it all, but Los
Mila mones is going to play. I mean they've had
some Dodger viewing parties. They got one coming up on
the twenty seventh.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well yeah, but that's just them saying, hey, we're going
to be at this spot, come watch the Dodger game
with us.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But they're gonna get on stage like Preston Smith and
perform Los Mila Monas. It's not just thirty second Kelly,
We're from Kelli in La.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
We like to Parley.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
We from Kelly.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We're from Keli.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
We like to Carny.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, that was still only thirty seconds, So like
they're gonna have to be up there for longer.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Good luck to them. I mean, they have all these
different LA raps, but they're about the Dodgers and the
Lakers predominantly. Are they going to write like a whole
set list of LA Galaxy raps?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Koby Jones, right, La.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
In Carson Essa, Robbie Keane, the Captain Robbie Kee? What's
going on there? Kate's what do you fixated on? Oh
now you left that?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You want to hear it, but you already played this one.
Here's the next one.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yes, I'm freet, but don't take me.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
For a tree.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Struggling won't give you a piece, so you'll never get
to Key.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So you're not gonna give me a piece of her
cake and you're never gonna eat. Well, right, can I
hear that one again? I really process these lyrics.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I want to hear it.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yes, I'm freet, but don't take me for a treat.
Struggling solo through the fee won't give you a piece,
so you'll never get to Key.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Still confused by the message.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, I just think I just when I saw that
they were playing a concert.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, that is ah. I would say, that's a flag.
That's something I'd want flag.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And I'm like, what, you know, how how's this gonna go?
You know, I don't know. I'm all over it? Are
they still uh? Do they still have traction? Post Dodgers
World Series run, well, man burst onto the scene. They
support the Laker.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Lakers got bounced in the first round, you know what
I mean? They rode the Dodgers all the way to
a World Series title. I think that's what eventually worked
out for him. Is wow, all the eyes are on
Los Angeles o Tani World Series Championship, first full season
since eighty eight. Here we go. Lakers were a complete
failure in the postseason.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
They have a boxing video. You guys want to hear
it about Canelo alre sure?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Here we go running let it.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Has knocked you out, will rock you out? Hello the best?
He won again and we ow.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
We're still on it? What this is important stuff? Guys?
Well again, it's a concert like and they have been canceled.
I think they booked him and realized that they only
have like ten seconds of content per song, and the
Galaxy is like, we can do this. How do we
(12:07):
out in Mexican? How do we out in Mexican? At
l a f C. We've only got one shot. Yes,
I'm street, but I would not net you eat.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm gonna you Oh, here's a new Dodger one.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Let's check this one out.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Boys do your magic for the ops. It's about to
get tragic. So boys, in your magic for the ops.
It's about to get.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Tragic for the Yumps.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I don't know the ops, the opponents of the Come
on guys, Yeah, don't speak. Yeah, you're not like me.
I spent a lot of time at University Hospital in
East LA with a staff infection, so i'd bennoying.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't know why they would cancel it me too.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Time to the war. Number of the day, here's my number.
Number of the day. Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Number of the day is about six. I'm gonna go
six inches away from the television. Uh, in my kitchen
for two straight hours. What my parents are out here?
As you know. I was born in Northwest Indiana, just
outside of Chicago, considered the South Side, a south side
(13:34):
suburb like Chicago Corey pas And today, for the first
time in two thousand years and American was named Pope.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
And he's from the South side of Chicago, from a
town called South Holland, which is about two towns over
from where my father was raised.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And took took him up not as long to pick
this pope then Shadur three days for.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Shador, two days for what is going to be Pope
Leo the fourteenth. Robert Prevost from uh Saint Pat's in
South Holland, Illinois. And every time I emerged from my
bedroom prepping the show, my father six inches from the television,
which spit a new fact at me. Hey, Maddie, you
(14:24):
had dad, Did you know this guy was at Saint
Pat's in South Holland. That's great, Dad, that's very exciting.
I'd go back into the room just come out. Hey, Maddie,
you know this guy's from the South Side, but hey
he's a Cubs fan.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
How about that? Oh look just like you, Matt, I said, Hey,
how about that? Dad?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Hey, Maddie, did you know this guy went to Mallet
High I he was.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Born and raised in Salad. Does your dad haven't wearing
the little Jordan's under his roabe?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh he had the uh du hope.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
The make sure he's just canonized ditka.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
The old style banner hanging from the from the lectern
as he delivered. So yes, the new pope is American.
He is from uh, the south side of Chicago, South Holland, Illinois,
but he spent the majority of his time in Peru
as a missionary. And yeah, congratulations to Pope Leo the fourteenth,
(15:26):
the first American pontiff who took a global route to
the top post.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, I hope Los Mila morries were wrong when they
said Padres is gonna lose, because you know Padres that's
got the priest.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, that's right, that guy won.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Other Gordon wool Augustine.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I believe is the sect that he is.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Do they look at it like I wan or that
God ordain me?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I think God, or like, hey, God spoke to the council.
God said I won white smoke. God wants you south side, Bob.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And So I don't know which one I like better
of the Snoop Dogg going in with the with the bud,
with the with the weed, or the weather Potato Chick Greta.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Trying to stop the smoke coming out of the stack.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's the good one. I like that one.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Roddy the weather Potato.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
This is the song of the day.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Mark Lindsay is a singer, musician, and producer best known
for his work with Paul Revere and the Raiders, but
he recorded this tune as a solo artist in nineteen
sixty nine, and it's today's song of the Day called Arizona,
a crunchy selection for a Crunchy Groove Thursday, where a
flex alert is in place as the Petros and Money show,
(16:47):
we'll clear the deck for Dodger Baseball live from Arizona,
trying to charm the snakes in the desert with four
games beginning tonight at Chase Field in Phoenix. And Tim
Kats is here and he'll I'll have your Morongo Casino
Dodgers on deck show ready to go.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
At five thirty, Padre is going to lose. Hey, do
you guys?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You see all the NFL people posting on Twitter day
with the first pick in the draft, the Cardinals select.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Was there the Cardinals man, whether potato says no white smoke?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Strip off your lack of team.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Minor sports stories are next, and then David Vassa will
join us from Arizona.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I can't believe they canceled this concert. I was so excited.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
We're going to give away the Burke Williams thing in
the next ten minutes. How about that for a hook.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I'm not impressed. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Call her ten eight six six nine eight seven two
two five seventy. Caller ten eight sixty six nine eight
seven two five seventy. Actually, Kate's let's make a caller twenty.
Call her twenty eight six six nine eight seven two
five seventy. There were some people already calling in, and
we ain't gonna take that Mother's Day and experience as
(18:18):
unique as the mothers love complimentary eighty minute massage or
facial at Burke Williams giving away one.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Right now, though I said that you better call right now.
We're not gonna take those calls.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Come on, uh, exclusive savings available at burk Williams dot com.
Forward slash Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I mean you said last segment to call, and I
was like, let's go call her twenty. That's too much
for Kate.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
No, but we also had the code word. They were
given away two right before that, so that's what that
guy was calling about.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
So I haven't got the winner yet for the Burke Williams, so.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We doubled up on the prizes. Nobody told me we
were doing the code work.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You know, what is it? Grab Santa Sack? No, it's
the win one hundred thousand dollars, Is that right?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
No, it's one hundred dollars gift card, the Superior grocer,
Grocers with heat. Yeah, I know. The crowd were from
the sixth inn.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Single?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Nice, single and ready?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I think it's about baseball. Matt oh wow man, wow
man freaked up. Ben Casparius joined us in the first hour.
We'll talk to David Vasse on the very next segment.
Everybody is in Arizona, but uh, Dodgers on deck at
five thirty.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I think we're happy about that.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Same schedule tomorrow two to five thirty, our least favorite
time slot of all time.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Congratulations to James and Lakewood. By the way, the winner
of the gift card.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Which gift card?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
The Grocers one, the Burke Williams gift card, Jon the
grocery one. Diego did Go Diego Diego Krtaya, it's not
a Dodger anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Where's he at?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Why he eats food? It's not like Andrew Toles. You know,
Mental Health Awareness Month. What it's Mental Health Awareness Month.
I got problems myself. All right, let's do some minor sports,
(20:21):
sports stories, great sports talk. You know, all we have
here on the West Coast is the remnants of whatever
Lebron James is saying or hinting at or doing, and
whatever media plan he has to keep himself in Le News.
But I tell you what, Matt, come on, he is
LE News all day and night. And to be honest,
(20:44):
as le News kind of takes its same course every year,
it does become a little bit fatiguing. But well, we
have nothing on the West Coast, and I mean nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
We got nothing the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
The East coast is boiling over build a Butcher versus
DiCaprio style with fire and brimstone and just an absolute
clash of the titans between the Knicks and the Celtics.
There was a contingent of Nick fans last night at
(21:23):
the stadium that would not leave a Karen looking like
usher trying to keep them in order. Had a hey
there's a little boy right there. Moment a little bit
like that. Here's the Karen yelling at the guy and
no one's really doing anything, just standing there chanting. But
she gets very upset, and then she trips over some
(21:43):
chairs and knocks them over and tries to blame the
knick fans, the nick fans, carpet pissars, didn't do this,
and the nick fans didn't do anything here help. They're
(22:14):
just screaming Nixon for Nixon far. They just care she's
carrying it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Out right in her face.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, she got Karen, she a Karen like figure at
the TD bank nor at the TD Garden help securing
a knock on the cheers over. She said that that
guy pushed her, but she knocked herself.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
He wasn't even nearer. What a weird Karen? He pushed me?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's like, hell, dead was she?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Security? Is she an usher?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
She had some kind of she had a lanyard on.
She's the Karen. She's the TD Karen, Ted Garden Karen. Hell, hell,
they're all just dead. And the security comes over just laughs.
Security is like a guy with dreadlocks, like, hey, hey,
and you know when security, like you saw what happened
with security? Did you see in Pittsburgh the guy the
(23:25):
other day, he's trying to get a guy out and
the dude spit on him. So the security guard in
Pittsburgh punched him. And then the guy's bleeding from the
mouth that he's spitting on him more. And then the
Pittsburgh security guy got mad and took his belt out
and whipped him go. And now the security Pittsburgh guy
has been uh, he's been suspended. Well, I agree, you
(23:46):
get spin on. He got spit on, and then he
spit blood on him. But Matt, there wasn't just that
lady inside screaming for help. There was also huge brawls
outside the TD garden between Nick and h Boston fans.
It's really just everybody wins there. It really is bubbling
over the mailbox heads and the childs are absolutely catatonic.
(24:10):
The presidential Stephen A. Smith is having yet another moment
in the sun. My Nicks. Paul Pierce walked to work today.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
No good on him. A lot of times those words
are empty.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Nine miles in a row.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
When you say I'm gonna walk from my home in
the San Fernando Valley to Century City, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Kevin Garnett driving back and forth, trolling him, sticking out,
sticking his big ass alien head out of the sun
roof like oh, looking at Paul Pierce pretty good. Hey whatever,
you know what I mean? But like we got nothing
out here. I mean we have the Dodgers. I will
play some Angels highlights. Okay, later in the show.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I do have Lebron's podcast highlights coming up in three
things there exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, Like we're digging through lebron podcast looking for peanuts
and feces. And we got an absolute war going on
in the streets on the East coast.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, and we had two team that were favored to
win their first round series and this is how they
think that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Help? All right, I got one more. I have one
more story matter. It's of a personal nature, minor sports
stories or great sports talk. My daughter Matt and I
will not disparage her. She's only nine. I will not
disparage my daughter Cali. However, Oh, here we go. I
(25:24):
will say this.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
While not disparaging her. You will say, well, I want
to say something.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
My daughter found a giant suction cup for cupping that
you know, some like a masseuse was using. Uh right,
it's like a toxic caught toksin releasing massage thing and
she was putting it on her head and my wife
and I both said, my wife, don't put that on
(25:52):
your head. It's gonna make a big round bruise and
you will be humiliated. And she said okay and scurried away.
Ten minutes later, my daughter has a arrived back and
my sight with a gigantic cupping bruise, a purple cupping
(26:12):
bruise in the middle of her forehead, a huge round circle.
I cannot explain properly how prevalent the bruise is unless
you were able to see it with your own two eyes.
It looks like right in the middle of her forehead. Yeah,
it looks like she has been abducted by aliens or
(26:34):
piston Honda punched her right in the forehead. Truly amazing.
I said, stop. But what I didn't do is follow
up and snatch the cupping away. Do it on your sternum,
do it on your anywhere, your quad, not your forehead.
(26:54):
Your neck is too small for the whole surface of
the cupping thing, your pencil neck, right, And plus, there's
no monster out there, that bit that could give you
a hickey that big.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Is it still there?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Remember when the was it the Kardashians or the Jenners
did the duck thing? With the glass and all them
girls got their lips stuck in the glass. It's kind
of like that. Don't do that. That suction, It leaves
the mark suction. I don't know why. I don't know
why I asked. I don't understand. I don't understand. Anyway,
(27:34):
we'll be back. We have more great sports talk to come.
David Vesse.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, we have him in Arizona sports talk. We already
talked to Casparius in Arizona and they'reout two hours left.
And I believe this cologne has dramatically altered the state
of our health. No, the cologne has gone away.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
No, maybe for you it still smells them there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
The good news is all the talk used to it.
All the toxins in my daughter's brain are gone, and
your behavior has changed dramas she's playing rock mononoff now. Amazing.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Imagine if you discovered something Petro was like that, actually,
oh yeah, helps people out copping on your forehead right,
all of a sudden, people are like, WHOA, I feel different.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
A bunch of people with bruises in the middle of
their forehead walking around all day. I mean it almost
looks like, you know, her whole forehead is a bruise
because that's how big you. Scar is.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Very unhappy about it, especially when you say please stop.
You know, it's like sure, Icarus, you know in the sun.
It's like, don't do it. Yeah, did your parents tell
you to stop? Do something?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
And what would you do? Double down?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Stop immediately?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
And that's why I'm a man that lived that's very safe,
cautious life.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's why you lived in the basement on a linoleum floor.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Actually, Matt, after I was moved to the basement, I know,
I lost my linoleum floor. That shows what you know
about me two different rooms. Gosh, you're stupid. It's like
you you have an internship at the law firm of
dumbass and Dumbass.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That's the second time you use that line today.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Dude. It's a prevalent firm. Both you and Matt Yeah,
are big contributors.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
What do you told me that? Two hours ago?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I was like, that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You're you're in the law firm, Kate.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Now the second time, it's like, dude, this is it
could be a.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Great asset to your law firm, sir, the law firm
of dumbass.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Did you ever hear that story about Mick Jagger and
the Beach Boys?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Mick Jagger took Mick Jagger was in the stands in
the eighties, Yeah, what happened? And Mike Love he said
that Mick Jagger was too chicken ass to be on
stage of the beach But what hey, did you guys know?
Americano is an Italian style coffee that they had during
World War Two because the Americans couldn't stand Espresso's just
(29:54):
espresso was just too uh, just too powerful for him.
Tell that story over and over again here in Europe.
We'll be right.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Back with David Besse. That's Show Some Money AM five
to seventy LA Sports Live everywhere on the iHeart Radio
at making our Way until five thirty pm for Dodgers
on Deck and remember zen She Sweet Live two Premium
Sweet tickets to again this mag or May food drinks,
(30:22):
preferred parking, all of it out at the park. All
you gotta do is hit up the Ralf's grocery store
and the Zen She counter, snap a photo of that
QR code or just scan the QR code and that's
the way you enter to win. Matt Someding Like Cats
and ye Am five seventy l A sports dot Com.
Look at this Mother's Day platter. You got the dragon
crunchy roll. You got the dragon roll.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'm gonna go over the rouse.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You got the avocado roll. What do you have, Colin?
I have the pepper beef onigri. Thank you, Colin. So
get out over to the rals and all the details.
Harrigotto five seventy LA sports dot Com The.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Home of the p with an inside look at the Dodgers.
This is the Vass Report with David Vasse. Did he
David Vase back on the road, out all day with
the Dodgers, enjoying his time in the Arts district in
downtown Phoenix today, stopping by the CBS buying some Mother's
(31:18):
Day cards for his wife and mother. A real class
my wife. David Vase home from Miami, but in Arizona
with the Dodgers. Yamamoto tonight at Chase Field, Morocco Casino.
Dodgers on Deck starts at five point thirty. It's David
Vase on your Southern California Toyota Dealer Celebrity Hotline. Hi Dave,
(31:38):
how's it going out there?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Much different than in Miami? That's for sure. It's gonna
be one hundred and two degrees dry desert air here.
Not sure if the roof will be opened, but on
days like this they usually keep it closed. So the
Dodgers were out here earlier today taking batting practice, trying
to fine tune their game. Mookie Betts was among those players.
(32:01):
So everybody is moving the body around after a late
night cross country trip.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Dave, we'll start with off the field building on the
late night cross country trip. I'm sure you saw it,
but the rumors continue, and I think I'm sure it
was probably you maybe that asked him about it. But
Nolan Aernado to the Dodgers back in the news cycle
with the early struggles of Max Munsey, kind of how's
he dealing with that? And what do you make of
the rumors? Is it's just natural because of the way
(32:28):
that he's playing right now.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Matt, this isn't directed at you, But whoever starts talking
about Nolan Aernado in relation to the Dodgers at this
point is just being super lazy and uncreative with options
the Dodgers. If you look at Aeronado, his season has
taken a turn for the worse, and he's owed a
(32:51):
lot more money than Max Muncy. So I just don't
see that happening. What I do believe is a better
alternative and the most realistic alternative if things continue this
way for Muncie is to give young to Alex Freeland
an opportunity before the All Star break because or before
the trade deadline as well, because he's a guy that
(33:13):
is one of their top two or three prospects. He's
hitting three hundred, he's a great teammate, he's a baseball rat,
and he's played eleven games at third base this season
for Oklahoma City. Take a look, just it's really easy.
Just take a look at the other third basement in
the league. It's not a very strong position and an
even thinner position. If you're talking about a trade, that's
(33:36):
an upgrade over Max Munsey. So the noan Aeronauta rumors
are just bloggers or whomever that really don't have their
pulse on what's going on and what's realistic.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh, I really award on that line.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I believe you.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
I said it wasn't correct you.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I gave Dave the opportunity to share the good news
of Alex Freeland.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
You make me sick. Our guest, Dave, great shout out
for my dad. Very kind of you last night with
James Outman. He looked good yesterday. Of course just one game.
PI has way more than that, but a lot of
promising things happening toward the bottom of the lineup. Would
you agree.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Yeah, you hope these young guys can keep it going
because it's one thing to do it for one game
in Miami. It's another thing to bring it to Arizona
and be consistent for four games. But one thing's for certain.
Wall ta Oscar Hernandez is out Hayesong Kim is going
to get a long runway. He's in the starting lineup
again today. Outman's in the starting lineup today against Brandon Fott.
(34:39):
So they're getting an opportunity. Now let's see what they
do with it. Because Kim certainly has made an impression
with his speed. It's a dynamic that Dodgers haven't had
in a long time. So at the very least he's
a speed weapon off the bench. Now let's see what
James Outman can do with his opportunity.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Please tell that this thing with Blake Snell isn't the
same sort of deal that Mookie Betts was going through
and now Kristaps Porzingis is dealing with something similar that
are knocking these high level athletes down. Does he just
have a cold or is he really knocked out?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Dave, No, No, he was back at the ballpark yesterday.
He's all good. He's gonna throw for the first time
since having a quarterzone injection in his left shoulder tomorrow.
So that's the beginning of his throwing program. And snell
Zilla's Saturday is going to make its debut this Saturday
from Arizona.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Hi. Very exciting and much needed for the Dodgers. Speaking
of the Diamondbacks and just the West in general, Dave,
you know, Arizona has lost a lot of TV money,
but they still put a really good product on the field.
As far as the baseball club goes, the Padres, they
do exactly the same thing. Now, Obviously, the Dodgers' circumstances
(35:56):
are different, and they spend a lot of money and
they make a lot of money. But you have to
be pretty impressed with these other franchises in.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
The last without a doubt, the biggest difference is the
Dodgers have the depth. No matter how you want to
rate it talent wise to handle injuries over the course
of one hundred and sixty two games. For instance, Corbyn
Burns got hurt, not sure how long he's going to
be out. Who did the Diamondbacks have to replace him?
(36:23):
They relegated Jordan Montgomery at the beginning of the year.
Who do they have to replace him? The depth just
isn't there for these other teams over the course of
a marathon season. If the Padres lose Michael King for
any amount of time or Dylan Cees they already without you, Darvish,
it's going to be really hard for them to find
(36:44):
a way to get through one hundred and sixty two games.
Even Cease right now has an era bloated over five.
So it's I hate to say this, but it's only
thirty six games into one hundred and sixty two. It's
so early to make any sort of proclamations or declarations
over teams or players.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, I'll make a proclamation and a declaration. The guy's
hit car well four seventeen. His ops is eight thirty three.
Hi Song Kim's never going to be pulled out of
the lineup. Moving forward, right, every day started.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
All right, I wouldn't mind that. I want to mind that.
You know, with these new players, it's easy to get
very excited, and yes, it is exciting to see a
player like Hey Song Kim make the adjustment and speed
is always exciting. It goes back to my debate with
Chris Taylor a few years back that a triple is
more exciting than a home run in the sixth inning.
(37:39):
I'm not sure if you guys agree with that.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I do agree with that.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I like it a triple.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, that sho hel Tani triple was something.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I like it. When he turns those big legs.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
One hundred percent, it's a way more exciting play. A
squeeze play is more exciting in the middle of the
game or at the end of the game. Over. Yeah,
you know, a home run in the fifth inning. But
when you look at a guy like Freddie Freeman and
even to a certain extent, Max Muncie, they have a resume,
a track record, you know what to expect. So it
(38:08):
feels like after thirty six games, you got to give
the guys with a resume a little bit more credit
than the guys that really don't have a resume.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
David Vasse a hero to the people live in Arizona.
The Dodgers finish off a long and winding road trip tonight.
But overall it's been a pretty successful road trip. But
if the Tscar injury is as bad as hamstrings can be,
how can you call it a success?
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Dave, I agree with you. That's a big blow. And
we're hearing conflicting timetables from Dave Roberts. One day it's
really bad. The next day, yesterday, it's not that bad. So,
you know, whatever the timetable is, they're going to have
to get production from guys like Will Smith, who's going
to be in there and usually is hitting cleanup when
(38:59):
ta Oscar or since ta Oscar has been out, when
he was in the starting lineup a couple of days ago.
But it's the days the Dodgers have to give Will
Smith a rest that, you know, basically the big three
have got to carry this well.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
He was all over South Beach in Miami. I guess
he's all over Mill Street. There's an arts district that
he likes in downtown Phoenix. The Dodgers stay way out
in Paradise Valley, so Vassay is uber bound and then
he gets dropped off downtown like a bomb. Yeah, he
(39:32):
gets dropped off downtown like a bomb, moved from Seal
Beach just over the border into Long Beach, kicked out
of the cap.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
I took a mile and a half walk in the
one hundred and two degree desert from my coffee spot
to my gentrified hipster lunch spot to the CBS in
downtown Phoenix to Chase Field. So I've already put in
my steps. And you know, a guy like Bank Casperius
is really amused by my travels and the way I
(39:59):
live my life. NiFe on the road. A lot of
these new guys, they get a shock to the system
when they see me.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
You get a mile and a half walk to get
a hot coffee, you know, one hundred.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
And I walked. They better have this roof closed. We
love you, Dave, of course. Of course, have a great night, Dave,
and we'll be listening and watching Dodgers versus Stick. You
have a photo on the mounta