July 23, 2024 • 44 mins
The guys discover something new about VTB's past. Tu Hermano Game. Top Story of the Day. Secret Textoso Roundup.
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Dodgers on deck at six they continuetheir winning ways for straight now out of
the All Star break, evan appearancefrom River Ryan and his major league debut.
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And we have got Dodger tickets everyhour to give away between now and
the end of the show. Soone pair in the three o'clock hour,
one pair on the four o'clock hour, one pair in the five o'clock hour
for tomorrow night's game, which isalso kyk Hernandez bablehead Night. Wow,
I'm sure Tim Kates will be there, and it's Puerto Ricano Jersey, not
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only Tim Kates representing Puerto Rico,j Lo, Tim Taintz, Timmy Cakes
and all the whole cast of WestSide Story. A lot of Porto Ricaneo's
in New York, right, Vick, I mean that's your vibe out there,
right, Like it's not Mexico thatreally supplies your Latin flavor to New
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York City? Am I correct insaying that, Vic? I mean I
saw West Side Story. I knowabout Maria absolutely. Puerto Rico, man,
is basically the flavor of New York. I was dating Puerto Rican girls
when I was very young. Right, we had to dance. I did
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not know salsa. I did notknow the had to dance really, you
know, I had you had therock and roll, you know, crazy
moves, but in terms of realdancing, and you know, I went
to Puerto Rican dance studio you Southtownto learn the steps? Man? Are
you saying that the juah wah twosee was a different kind of dance than
the salsa dancing of mid century BronxNew York. Yeah, Vic, that's
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the thing you're queen Spanish, Harlemis is Harlem. It's the Bronx.
That's a bit of a poke foryou, isn't it. I would take
the subway to you know, downtown, to the you know, to the
dance studios and try to learn thesteps man, And it was all the
Puerto Rican women with you, youknow, teaching, and there was one
age are you I'm calling? Idon't want to call BS on this,
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But now that I'm thinking of likea twelve year old Vic on the train,
like going way across New York Citylike the Warriors and doing some kind
of salsa thing and some high ridingslacks. Is that I can that accurate?
I can see it in my mind'seye. It's very accurate. I
was. I was rocking the thehigh puma uh suedes with my ankle weights
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in the subway, and I wasgaining instant respect on the subways, you
know, with the with the highpumas and the ankle weights. They knew,
you know, I was a basketballplayer of no repute, but I
wasn't. Yeah, well, whatare you talking about? You're always you
always refer to yourself as a hoopspurist. Well and Q and Queen's.
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I had a reputation in my ownpark. That was ok, that was
it, you know, in myplayground, Leo erin Rich Memorial Playground,
regional popularity, had a little bitof a rep down town by the Waverley
Theater. Wish Mushpaka used to play. I used to play a lot of
ball down there, had a lotof pickup ball down there, right in
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front of the Waverley down the villageof Greenwich Village. I played a lot
of ball down there as well.Took my thumb. But to learn how
to dance, you had to godowntown. Now, may I'm sorry,
I don't mean to interrupt the story. And I'm I'm younger than you and
I can kind of remember when Pumaburst on the basketball scene. It was
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the Sampsons and that was the eighties, the early eighties, the Ralph Sampson
Swedes. Now, were you justwearing straight Puma like running sneakers or were
they actually making basketball sneakers back then? Because I felt like that was the
Hey, Puma's in the basketball game. With the Sampsons. Now, it
was a radical shift by Puma bymaking the leather basketball shot, gotcha.
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Okay, so its pre Sampson's.They just like a different vintage. Okay,
my mistake. I just felt likethat was sort of the the announcement
of a basketball game. You werea young prisoner of the moment you was.
I didn't. I love this.I love the kick. I love
that shoe. I'm sorry, I'vederailed the story. Please go back.
I'm terribly sorry, not at all. I I love that shoe because there
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was a it was, it wasdifferent and it you know, it's not
every day the old horse gets upand running again, you know. Back
to the story. So you're going, you're going. You got the ankle
weights on, You're on the subway. You're you're headed too. Spanish have
a rep. You have a repat the Waverley, a little bit of
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a rep in front of the WaverleyTheater, playing some ball. But but
to learn the salsa you had togo downtown. And the Puerto Rican women
were teaching you the steps. Okay, were you saying they were You first
said they were teaching you, andthen uh, but they said they were
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dating and now it's turn to teachyou a couple of dates. Of course,
a couple of dates, no doubt, you know, part of part
of my my youth growing up inthe city. But I'll be forever indebted
to the Puerto Rican women. Doyou remember one in particular that caught your
eye Maria Manunos or something like somebodywith a cool Manuta, somebody with a
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cool name. Anything. Nothing.I just got this text and says,
damn, I knew that Lynn ManuelMirandaz Flick was based off Fixed Life Vic
the Heights Jacobs, who knew.Oh that's classic. That's a classic textile
show. Thank you. That isthat is totally pure textoso right there.
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Just came back from spending about amonth in New York City. I even
spent a little time in Queens.Nobody sounds like Vic out there. He
is a caricature of what New Yorkerssound like. Well, Vick has spent
a great deal of time in theGolden Triangle and Guam where the sun rises,
in the United States of America,Fresno and Austin, Texas, and
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decades here in Los Angeles. Sothough Vic has a New York vibe and
history his accent has been shaped bymany, many places. It's my Brooklyn
accent has been blunted a little bit, you know from you know, from
the traveling but glam will do thathalf a day sports fans. But in
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my soul, obviously it's Brooklyn Queens. It's the BQ, It's the BQE,
the Brooklyn Queens Expressway, It's thewhole thing. Did those chicks call
you poppy vic Y Poppy vedy?All I remember is I knew nothing going
in and coming out of the dancestudio with the Puerto Rican women. I
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had a few steps. It soundslike staying alive, you know. I
had a few steps. I wasable to, I was able to h
to dance a little salsa, andI was I was proud and happy to
I had a couple of steps.This I have this from the two you
know, the two one three isan extra gritty area code. Yeah,
and it says this when they weighin, there's five rapid fire like an
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automatic weapon from the two one three. Here. Why are you so sorry?
Well? Vic is full of sI can tell he's lying. This
is similar to his Mexican beer story. Ask for more detail. He's lying.
I did it. That is fiveand rapid succession. I took to
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E train for about I'd say anhour and a half from Queens into you
know downtown. Is that where youhad to go Downtown? Did you not
have? And there's Puerto Ricans everywhere, So you're going downtown downtown. You're
going downtown instead of the Bronx.You're going opposite direction. I'm going downtown.
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Okay, Well that's interesting. Imean, are you gonna tell Vic
where he? No? I wasjust I had it in my mind's eye
that he's town. I had itin my mind's eye that he was going
to become the lead dancer like Travoltain a Broadway show. Now he's in
the shadows of the World Trade Centermake out with that chick on stage.
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This came out of text too,p I'm calling bs three times. One.
I played basketball in college and Inever wore ankle weights just to walk
around, nor did anyone. Two. Vic was not known around Queen's I
grew up there. Three Smash Parkerand Vic are not in the same ilk.
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Come on, Cosmo Yakavazi is onething. Mad Man Mendelssohn another Jewish
boy, the basketball prodigy of aNavy hood. Be oh boy, they're
coming after you today, Big.I wouldn't say prodigy. I'm glad that
you brought that up. I wasnever a prodigy. I was a blue
collar a progeny, a blue collarbasketball player who had, you know,
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limited success in the city. ButI limited I did. I didn't have
mores. Would you say you hadmore success in the city, in particular
in front of the Waverley Theater Vanbron James in Summer League. I would
compare myself to Brinny and Smer Leagueto my days at the Waverley. Yes,
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very I was, uh maybe youknow, a couple of points a
game, a couple of similarly beligned, similar lines, similarly belind oh what
what my game and character? Youknow, my game had was back because
I was rising, I still hadsome I had some good hops, so
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I was I was able to ridea little bit. Matt, Matt,
this is amazing. This says fromthe five to one to two or yeah
five one. Also down to Austin, Texas, Vic's former home. Vic
doesn't have to lie to kick it. What is he doing? I'm losing
my s right now. Vic probablygot a Puerto Rican lap dance once and
now he's the man of the border. This is Lsu. Lsu had pistol
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pete queens at vodka, Vic Vic, if I may ask, and I
don't think you know this is sincerequestion. Yes, because you know some
of the legendary Jewish ballers from thecity, from the big town O Grunfeld,
they would play in their yamakas youno, okay, no no.
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And my man Ernie Grunfeld also hewas just just rugged let it ride.
Yeah, look, Matt park positivealready Grunfeld positive. Vic from the nine
to four nine The story totally checksout. Ninety minute train ride to hang
with hot latinas who hasn't done that? Bingo. So, Vick, if
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you were going to be in agame, would you have been a Shark
or a jet Ooh, good question. I would have been an arbitrator in
West Side story. I would notbe an affiliated, but I would try
to make peace because once you know, with the Sharks and the Jets,
I would have tried to. Butthat was before my time, you know,
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that was yeah, of course,it was way before my time.
But I would definitely have tried tothrow down some love to to bring the
sides together, not just Maria.Did you ever have a dance battle in
your time of dance battle? Mysteps were not that I'm that sophisticated.
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I was very very all left feet. It took an intense repetition for myself
just to get a few steps down. This says I also call bs that
Puerto Rican story does not track.When did he learn salsa exactly? Was
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it a thing in the fifties norsixties? Was it the seventies? Vic,
it was the early seventies, okay, and that checks out with the
Pumas. I'm sorry to have questionedyour judgment, but the Woalt Clyde Fraser
was their first ever basketball shoe,which would make sense that you were wearing
the Frasers, and that was nineteenseventy three, our worship Clyde. I
did. Well, maybe that's whatwe're talking about here. You're wearing the
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Clydes. You're taking the each traindown town. Yes, Tim, my
New York knowledge is not very vast. But is it Bleeker Street in the
same area, vict that you're talkingabout. You were hanging out, Yes,
in the village that would be Greenwich, Villagelika Street. Absolutely, Tim,
that's a great street. Bleaker Street. Why did you pull Bleaker out
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of your ass? Because he usedto have placed on Melrose I think was
the Bleaker Street Bob's or something likethat. It was like a whole music
record store that was from New York. Yeah, granted you a very popular
music scene. You have a BleakerStreet for some reason sticks in my mind
that area famous Bleaker Street. Butwe're talking Puerto Ricans here, But Vick
was right right around there, likeaway, Vic, tell me what,
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tell me what street? Tell mewhat street compares with Mott Street in July?
Vic, how about that Mott Streetin Chinatown. He's got that in
spades. You've got it, Vic, deliver it, man, deliver the
goods. Come home Mott Street,Chinatown. Yeah, maybe, come on,
maybe I had ten thousand meals onMott Street. Are you kidding me?
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A lot of street, A lotof people are being very romantic about
your past, now, Vic,some people are a little uh, a
little less, a little less credulous, I guess, but we appreciate you
sharing with us, and we appreciateyour patronage and you digging down memory lane.
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Well, I'll step from Keik Hernandezbabohead Knight. Well, people are
very very curious as to just howfar things went with the Puerto Rican women.
But I suppose decorum will keep usfrom delvic some of the most fantastic
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nights of my life. Doesn't thatmake you want to know more? Matt
Well, I just want to knowyou ever have sex with any of them
Puerto Rican girls. What I willtell you hips right, let's get him
in bed vic opportunity. I willtell you an opportunity lost. My gym
teacher Leo Cooper as so coach thebasketball team and coached a lot of different
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teams in my and my junior highschool. Every year he would take kids
to Puerto Rico for a week likea you know, a vacation, and
I never went. And it wassomething that I continue to be dishort about
that. I know you go onthat as a boy. He come back
as a van with mister Cooper gonnamiss serious. Maybe you dodged the bullet
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Vic. Maybe you didn't miss out. Maybe you dodged the bullets got mad
with syphilis and the root of itwas the Puerto Rican trip. The Textoso.
So I'm fired today. They reallyare actually, but we're going to
have to move on and do ourt Edmano Tuesday stuff. Vic. But
that was a wonderful walk down memorylane. Thank you, thank you for
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the upper beautiful man. Thank you, Vic, thank you you really you
really uh carried your weight today?Well every day, every day is beautiful.
Well, it's just like the Beatlessaid, boy, you're gonna carry
that weight, carry that weight along time. How about the band with
the weight take a load off,Fanny, take a load for free.
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Well, I'll say that Levon Halmhas too at Mono make Robbie Robertson Lee
singer Canadian of the band to Amino. I'll go, Jeremiah. I don't
know if you heard. He wasa bullfrog to a mono bullfrog sunscreen.
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That's good stuff. I can't believeit's still around. I don't think it
is. It's two Mono Froggy,one of the great comical characters, Froggy
good one. I'll go Spanky Buckweed, I'm gone. You got buckwheat in
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a headlock? What young rascals theband from your island give me some love.
I'll go with uh young MC.I'll go with delicious Vinyl Young MC's
label. I will go with VinylRecords, Matt, I mean Vinyl Records.
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Man a right, big time recordcompany. Okay, in the what
nineties. I think it's still Imean record. It's delicious Vinyl to me,
that's what I would think. Oh, delicious Vinyl, right, must
take the Young MC. And yeah, so you take the loss. I'm
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gonna take THEE. You're right.Delicious Vinyl was the name, but one
he just said, I went YlRecords. I just thought you were gonna
go straight Vinyl, and then Iwas gonna come with cassette. He would
probably go, I would guess minidisc would be the natural for gression.
Oh that would be sweet. Andthen Kates would go dat. He'd have
to weigh in and get the datin there, get in. I really
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really am not looking forward to,like two years from now, when some
movie comes out about a Jewish boyand pumas and ankle weights going all around
New York and wowing people with hisbasketball skills, coming of age story,
learning to dance, having sexual experienceswith Puerto Rican girls and middle school gym
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teachers in Puerto Rico. Yeah,some guy heard that and wrote a whole
script on just this segment of theshow. I'm not looking forward to us
because we get bitten all the time, Matt, we do. He's already
pitching it to Lou Wasserman. We'rescrewed like delicious. I know, he's
just take a bite right out ofus. Oh yeah. Everybody join us
in song. You know where downit did? And they say he ran
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away away brand mark shame. Whatare you gonna do when your brand fight
for your name? You gotta fight. You're gonna fight for your right to
party. He was sennce, nota charge with you, not a one
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y'all the world would never know.Everybody join us in song branded branded,
grand is the one who ran.What are you gonna do with your brand?
You know, let's get high whereyou you? You gotta prove it
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now, you gotta prove it.You're a man petrol sitting money. Thank
you man. Great job here,fellas, great job, fabulous. What
a story. There is a rosein Spanish Harlem. You listen to Benny
King, He'll tell you it's comingup right through the cracks in your ass.
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Well, we're gonna talk to thetop. His name is Vic.
The bricks, the top Story ofthe Day. Next, He's got moves.
Well, have a bachelorette report.David Vase got the story. Were
you there? Did you witness it? No? You know, you know,
you know, you know, youknow, you know. You're lawyers.
This is your first game, Doyersfirst baseball game? Is this your
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first baseball game? To Edmono TuesdayLive everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, follow
us on Twitter, podcast the showstream the show live. We got Dodgers
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versus San Francisco Tonight, Land andKnack on the Mount, Dodgers on Deck
and six with Tim Kats and wehave a big event. The four stop
of the twenty twenty four Petros andMoney Summer Tour is going to Covina Campsite
Brewing in Covena. We didn't evenget to it in the opener. No,
we had such a great time talkingto Vic. But that's gonna be
a heck of a show. Itstarts at two o'clock a week from Friday
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at Campsite in Covina, so alittle bit more inland than we normally go,
and we look forward to seeing everybodyfigure out an uber. But right
now it's time for the top Storyof the day, Top story of the
day. Should we give away thetickets now or right now? Kick it
down the road? Tickets down theroad. We're gonna go last segment of
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the hour. Maybe that's okay.If Kates is pushing you, what do
you want to do? Give rightnow? Right now? Yeah, you're
being pressured into Uh. I wasjust kind of giving me that look.
You know, sometimes he's got thatLook what we pressured those Puerto Rican girls
like that middle school am not Catholic. Signora pressured him into going to Puerto
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Rico when he was twelve. Seewhat I like to do is I like
to take this group of twelve yearold boys to play time eight six Wednesday
Night, keik Hernandez Bobblehead Night.I do want to make this public announcement.
We're talking about tomorrow being keik HernandezBobblehead Night. Thursday is a nooner
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pee. We will be on afterthe game. It's a one to ten
first pitch will come on probably somewherearound four thirty ish would be my guest.
Uh, depending on how the gamegoes. You want to get there
early. Even though already booked herselfat the UH for the I want to
talk about river Ryde and the launchpath. We'll launch it. Get there
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early because for all of the Jojosiwas and all of the Courtney Coxes,
and all of the fifty cents andthe Vitamin c's that get to throw out
the first pitch, the cast ofcrazy rich Asians, whatever it may be,
Thursday is the day you will wantto be there for the ceremonial first
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pitch. Why Why Because Thursday,Craig Singer, the head coach of the
Culver City High School robotics team,along with the standout students from STEM,
will be there with their robot.Oh didn't win a robot battle. It
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won like a robot battle, likecut a truck in half and I knocked
out like the official shin and theyhad to amputate. Let's go Centaurs and
it's going to be out there,presented by Dodgers the JPL. We love
the people of the JPL. Theylisten to the show. At least one
of them does the NASA Jet PropulsionLaboratory. And a robot is throwing out
the first pitch, and nobody supportsthe robots like the Petros and Money show.
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So good luck children, all theway to our death by robot.
That's right. Supports you all.I supported you, and this is how
you think me. The trade deadlineis the thirtieth. David Vasse will join
us in an hour with insight surroundingthe Dodgers of the trade deadline, our
man rage against machine, rally aroundthe family with a pocket full of shells.
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Oh yeah, very powerful. Posteda piece today saying the Dodgers are
big game hunting. They're not goingafter pheasant. They're going after elk chrizlies.
That's what they got in their scope. And there is an opening right
now. P On the twenty eighthis he wants to talk about River Ryan
and I know why the spot onJuly twenty eighth is currently blank. The
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Dodgers will have to make room ontheir roster for Tyler glass On, Clayton
Kershaw, who's getting sent down?Who's on the OKC Express. Landon nak
is pitching tonight. If he pitcheswell, does he stay? Landon Nak
is twenty seven. He's old,he's one and two, has a respectable
three two three era era and hehas got a respectable one ought five whip.
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He does walk a lot of dudes. Thirty six strikeouts to ten walks
and thirty nine innings. He alsolikes dogs. He's giving up eight homers
in those thirty nine. Who doesn'tmatter, that's pretty much. He's taken
two dogs per game over a nineinning game. That's too many dogs.
And he has taken a lot ofdongs. His last two outings seven runs
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allowed and four dogs. You know, it's awful hard to play in the
major leagues if you don't get youknow, I mean, you're gonna have
to take some dogs. It's alot like it's a lot like acting in
Hollywood. What about our man?Justin Robleski just turned twenty five. He
is not an old twenty four.He is a just turned twenty four.
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He has only thrown fourteen innings andthat is in three starts, averaging less
than a qualified start. He hasnot made it out of the fifth,
but his last outing was his bestfour and a third shutout. Immediately shot
to hell was that shutout performance.When he was pulled the game, the
Dodgers would rally and win an extras. He has been booted down the line.
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He was scheduled to start until GlassNight was like no man I'm good,
my back's ready, and now he'llbe making the start tomorrow instead of
Robleski. Will he find himself onthe Oklahoma City Express with the return of
glass Now and Kershaw. He is, however, penciled in to start.
And this is the big question.It's almost like, if you're a young
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pitcher, the last place you wantto be is on the Dodgers, right
like they just let you go,yes in your chain all over the place.
Man, faster you away in OklahomaCity until you're twenty seven. It's
like, dude, you'd be pitchingon the Majors for any other team for
like five years. That sucks.What are you doing tonight? I'm gonna
go to Rick's and I don't getmyself a nice CHEESEBURGERM have a burrito,
go sit at the house. No, you're not. You're being driven to
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the airport, commercial flight Oklahoma Citystopping in Albuquerque, Southwest and no,
no Allsion heights for you. Yougetting nothing? Uh. The big question
is and this is why I lovethe kids so much. When they make
their debuts. Last night, DVIcalled it electric, Rick Honeycut called it.
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What did Dave tell us yesterday?When We said, Hey, everybody's
pretending like they puffing their chest outthey know about this river Ryan. Hell
you just said is he wants totalk about it on the launch pad with
their fake backgrounds telling us all thiscrap about River Rye. But Rick Honeycutt
called it. Former pitching coach saida DV. This kid's stuff electric,
and that's the kind of stuff youwant, ac Man, not even DC
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current, Ace current. William Shatnerdidn't show up last night for nothing.
That's right. P Shatner showed upto see the show, and he got
it. A lightning bolt attached tothe right shoulder of Ryan. By the
way, let's not acknowledge and Isaw it in one of the headlines.
It might have been the La Times. Let's not acknowledge the La River and
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attach that to river Ryan. Whatdo you mean I would not one of
the most want one of the mostpolluted bodies of water coursing through any country
on Earth. Well, listen,Matt, I don't I take on ridge.
It said, LA's River electric.We love it because listen, the
La River. Yes, it hasa great function. It is a gigantic
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gutter. Right. Oh, Isee what you're saying, and we need
to se house. That is ourgutter. We need yeah, we need
that. It was a brilliant inventionby the Mulholland or whoever put it up.
It's a brilliant invention, and itkeeps us from drowning in our own
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crap in this city. Much likeRiver Ryan, LA's River has washed out
some of the Dodgers starting pitching problemsfor the moment. Now, can he
be the La River strong, soheavily polluted, with her runoff, strong
in concrete, able to hold thepollution and get it out of our midst
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Maybe he can. I think Isee it as a compliment. Were the
it does the La River spin outby you? Or is it a little
bit? Is a long beach?It spits everywhere. That's the beauty of
the La River. Matt. Longbeach is his main dumping points out there.
It is, but many tributes behindthe breakwater, which is nice,
really makes that water something. Here'sthe thing, La River, no River,
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Ryan Shatner, Honeycut, David Vassey, Ethier. There's a reason why
if he could only be as usefulas the La River Matt, he could
take some of this trash with him. Hey, La River, Ryan,
take Taylor with you. Huh thehigh heat he was thrown that the giants
could not catch up with. Kate, you've caught some electric pictures before.
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You know what it's like sitting behindthat dish when you're receiving a guy that's
throwing ninety nine and the guys can'tcatch up to it even when they know
it's coming. It was electric.You sound off. I'm pretty excited about
it. Yeah. I used ariver runs through it as an analogy last
night. Could you also use likeits Chavez ravine. The ravine not bad?
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Right, yeah, not bad?I used the sewer and queens where
Vic's teeth are still there. Itwas a lot of weak contact. The
only run he gave up. Thanksa lot, Will Smith, Hey,
lyile, thanks a lot, WillSmith. Hey catch the ball, Will
catch the f and ball. Thewall would have caught it, Will.
That was embarrassing. Hit your club. You're supposed to catch it. Well,
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you know what? Did I dowhat Yle does and rub it in
her face? Take to Twitter orInstagram like a coward? No, I
did not ho look at this amiss do Colla? Why do you think
of this? A miss do Collaruined what would have been a scoreless outing
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through five and a third should havegot the win. And I think it
gets another start, I hope so. I think with his twenty sixth birthday
coming up in August, this isgoing to be the big decision. If
he goes out there and he lightsit up on the twenty eighth, with
the trade deadline on July thirtieth.Now you've got a guy who cost the
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Dodgers, Matt Batty and his prescriptionclear lensed Oakley razor blades. That's it.
And if you can turn that intoa screwball or a crotch hit because
of two starts, now, ofcourse that will be more attached to that
as well. But as we've saidbefore, he took them out. Keith
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law has got the La River,a river runs through it, River Phoenix
on the sidewalk in front of theViper Road. Oh yeah, man,
that's a good one. That's thefourth best riser. What about River Craycraft?
Oh, the cray Craft Johnny Stanton'sreceiver at Santa Margarita on the Washington
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State. What about Keith Rivers onthe couch with that dude when he was
drafted Creed was Keith River's favorite band. Man Stiller tells you something. Keith
Law has him is the fourth best, fourth best pitching prospect in baseball.
What do you do? Kate's he'solder than the Crotch hit. Crotchet just
turned twenty five. It's not likeyou're bringing in an old man. You've
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still got team control for Crochet andthe White Sox and Luis Robert or Robert
for a couple of years. TarikScrewball sometimes known as Trek scuball only twenty
seven, going on twenty eight,but he's in line to win the Cy
Young this year. A sub threeere in each of the last two seasons.
Never thrown more than one hundred andfifty innings, though, seems to
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be a trend with the Dodger pitchers. Let's take a bunch of guys to
continually get hurt. Last year heonly made it to eighty. This year
he's already at one hundred and twentythree. Kate's, I ask you,
Host of Dodger Talk, River Ryangoes out there, lights it up again.
Another standing o from his dad,Sean, his mom Nina Nina,
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all of Dodger stadiums behind him.You had like twenty friends and family there.
Yeah. It was a good lookingcrew, like a river. I
mean it was a really good lookingcrew. It was full. This your
first it was was his first majorleague baseball gaming. He went out there
and he threw five and a thirdshould have been five and a third shutout
innings. No, thanks to WillSmith in a pass ball screwed it up
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for me. Would have had towin. Yeah, I didn't text or
tweet Clyle and be like, hey, Barnes would have caught that. Yeah,
he has had learn some class fromus. So what do you do,
Kates? If it takes number oneprospect Dalton Rushing, who's not gonna
see the majors because Will Smith ishere. Now here's the trade talk.
That was all the pitch, right, that was all the pitch. So
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what I'm saying is all this excitementtrade ton tray Ton, mine numb be
trayed tune. You heard what theysaid on the broadcast last night. This
is the first Dodger started to recordingout since July third, in the sixth
inning, first Dodger started or recordingout in the sixth inning since July third.
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That's wrong. Now, what ifhe goes out there and he pitches
himself a gem and Will Smith actuallycatches the ball when he's supposed to catch
the ball. Will and he goesseven strong. Yeah, Lyle gives up
one run to the Houston Astros getsthe victory, and the Tiger Or say
we'll send you screwball or the WhiteSox say we'll give you crotch hit.
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But we want that River Ryan,and we want that Dalton rushing Katese.
Nobody knows the farm like you.No, what are you gonna do?
You got all the electricity surrounding theLa River. I make a trade.
Look at that. You got asurplus of pitching. Like you said,
they're all twenty four to twenty five, twenty six, a couple soon to
be twenty seven. Make a deal. Got three catchers. You got a
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wave of pitchers behind these guys.But how about River Ryan last night navigatting
like you were whitewater rafting right therethrough Dodger stating like that, like that,
trade Ton tray Ton, mine betrained Dunn pull the trigger, all
right, So then push the button, pull the trigger. We would only
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know River Ryan for very short.You know what you think you want to
live on the river pe. Well, look look what happened in Sacramento.
Man, right, the town floodedout three times out. You think it's
beautiful. Oh, it's a bodyof water. Of course, we want
to live in a body of water. No, what about the rainy season?
What about when the rain comes?Well, it is a good sign
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that it's a three forty five Pacifictime check. And he is not on
a flight out of Burbank to OklahomaCity. Oh, he's making that Startkatese.
He's making that start on the twentyeighth. And if he's a dealer
in Houston, you better believe he'sgoing to be traded for a kick to
the crotch. They're gonna call himthe Rio grand if he goes to Texas.
Right, all right, we'll beback with some text. Doso's in
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reaction. We still have David Vassyto come and tell us what's gonna actually
happen, or maybe about screwball andcrotch hit. I wonder what kind of
audience will have today, Yeah,Shatner and and uh Paisley and right,
Joe Kelly Ethier and Joe Kelly andGeez Mortarcop. Congratulations to Brian Smith from
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the nine oh nine He is goingto see the Giants Dodgers game tomorrow night.
Won the tickets this hour. We'llhave another pair to give away next
hour, and then one more inthe five o'clock hour. We are your
home of the Dodgers, and Dodgertickets will be given away every hour here
on the Petros. Some money showfor tomorrow Night's Key k Hernandez Bobblehead Night
as the Dodgers stay perfect post AllStar Break after a win last night four
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and zero. Now tonight land andknack on them on. David Vessa will
join us right around for twenty fiveish. Yes, it has been a
great hour thus far. Some interestingDodger talk and talk about the La River
because of River Ryan, a remembranceof River creak craft and Vick's memories really
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about Puerto Rican girls because of Keyk Hernandez babble Head Night tickets were given
away, and his time in learningsalts and where in fact Vic hooked up
with Puerto Rican chicks in New YorkCity and where Vic took salsa lessons and
where Vic had a rap as abasketball as a formidable basketball player. I
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guess Ankle Wait Arena. It's timefor some text, uss, the secret
text. Do a fine brought toyou by your so called Toyota dealers.
We make it easy, damn.The La River gives all the cities,
the hot get gets rid of allthe cities. Hawktua, whether they like
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it or not, is the truth. And this says, by the way,
Southwest Airline still services Oklahoma City Airport, unlike Delta. Five straight days
of cancelations. Oh nice, JeanSimmons. Gene Simmons was right about you,
guys, for shame. For shame. Dodgers equal La River, the
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quakes equal the Tonga Wa, whichhas a view of the Artesia Water treatment
plant which can only be described intwo words far out chop wood, carry
water, use skin products. Doyou like skin products? Love them?
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La River? Ryan? Does thismean Peter Fonda will just take a surfboard
to his dome while hanging ten withSnake Pliskin during the seventh Inning Struts one
of the better scenes in movie history. Just heard the chronic Taco declaration toward
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the stat heads and TikTok Doyer fansabout River Ryan Radio is dead, So
no chronic Taco Okay, anything wesay doesn't matter because radio is dead.
According to Austin Barnes, who madean appearance on a radio show on this
station, right so was he inHeaven talking to Rogan and Rodney, Tim
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Kates asked that very impactful question.I think it's a valid question. I
mean, I don't know if radiois dead, I must be in Evan.
Yeah. If radio is dead,what are we doing here? I
can't wait till River Ryan gets swiftbooted. Wait a minute now, but
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that's what Matt basically called for.Matt teased River Ryan, and uh what
called for? He asked him,gave Yeah, but you ruined the happy
ending. You you got everybody allriled up, and you took everybody to
the point of climax, and thenyou traded him away, just saying.
David Basse told us these guys canhelp us in two ways, one an
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acquiring telling her two and performing.What the FP? What does this show
become? Confessions of Victim brick Jacob'sYou guys are surely milking it. Listen,
we know, all right, ifthe backing band for Steve Miller,
who's in his eighties, has gotto give a little extra and when we
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also know when Steve's got it andhe can really deliver the joker or something,
if you know what I'm saying.Vic was up and running, his
muscles were working, his memory synapseswere firing, and yes, his utters
were squirting milk. So who werewe not to bring out the stool and
the bucket? You don't think wehad topics to discuss. Yeah, we
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didn't even get to promote our bigevent at the Campsite Brewing Company in Covino.
It's not like it was Vic andm Ronnie breaking down the future of
Bronni. Yeah, em Rannie andBronni. It was Vic eventually getting to
the point as to whether or nothe had sex as a young Jewish boy
wearing PUAs with a Puerto Rican girland ankle weights and ankle waights? Did
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you take the ankle waits off?Third sex? Like? Those are the
things we were getting ready to getto. You fairies should have played the
pms AI song for Jean Petro smatsucking See it's lost, it's disappeared.
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If we as a saboteur in ourin our in our midst if we have
River Ryan on a show and heshows up and it's like on a show
by a railroad track and he showsup like a hobo coming off the road.
Oh yeah, what's up there?River, live in the River.
He might be on the show tomorrow. By the way, we might have
him on tomorrow. River. Youknow you can help us in two ways.
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What are those two ways? Strikeoutsoft contact. I don't think he
wants to hear us, No,but I would like to talk to him.
He looks like he's really got hiss together. That North Carolina.
Did you guys just gloss over vixhole Jim Teacher taking boys to Porter ear
No? Who I mean? Wesaid he dodged a bullet. I mean,
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I can't stop thinking about that.He said it was a great lament.
We said he dodged a bullet,That Jim Teacher was heterosexual. The
sex those boys had was with PuertoRican prostitutes, right, Oh okay,
more on that, by the way, in the final hour of the show,
I know exactly where he took him. We'll be back with more great
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sports talk. There you go,man, you got your word number saw
in the day and Puerto Rican brothellocations still a come
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And we have got Dodger tickets everyhour to give away between now and
the end of the show. Soone pair in the three o'clock hour,
one pair on the four o'clock hour, one pair in the five o'clock hour
for tomorrow night's game, which isalso kyk Hernandez bablehead Night. Wow,
I'm sure Tim Kates will be there, and it's Puerto Ricano Jersey, not
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only Tim Kates representing Puerto Rico,j Lo, Tim Taintz, Timmy Cakes
and all the whole cast of WestSide Story. A lot of Porto Ricaneo's
in New York, right, Vick, I mean that's your vibe out there,
right, Like it's not Mexico thatreally supplies your Latin flavor to New
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York City? Am I correct insaying that, Vic? I mean I
saw West Side Story. I knowabout Maria absolutely. Puerto Rico, man,
is basically the flavor of New York. I was dating Puerto Rican girls
when I was very young. Right, we had to dance. I did
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not know salsa. I did notknow the had to dance really, you
know, I had you had therock and roll, you know, crazy
moves, but in terms of realdancing, and you know, I went
to Puerto Rican dance studio you Southtownto learn the steps? Man? Are
you saying that the juah wah twosee was a different kind of dance than
the salsa dancing of mid century BronxNew York. Yeah, Vic, that's
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the thing you're queen Spanish, Harlemis is Harlem. It's the Bronx.
That's a bit of a poke foryou, isn't it. I would take
the subway to you know, downtown, to the you know, to the
dance studios and try to learn thesteps man, And it was all the
Puerto Rican women with you, youknow, teaching, and there was one
age are you I'm calling? Idon't want to call BS on this,
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But now that I'm thinking of likea twelve year old Vic on the train,
like going way across New York Citylike the Warriors and doing some kind
of salsa thing and some high ridingslacks. Is that I can that accurate?
I can see it in my mind'seye. It's very accurate. I
was. I was rocking the thehigh puma uh suedes with my ankle weights
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in the subway, and I wasgaining instant respect on the subways, you
know, with the with the highpumas and the ankle weights. They knew,
you know, I was a basketballplayer of no repute, but I
wasn't. Yeah, well, whatare you talking about? You're always you
always refer to yourself as a hoopspurist. Well and Q and Queen's.
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I had a reputation in my ownpark. That was ok, that was
it, you know, in myplayground, Leo erin Rich Memorial Playground,
regional popularity, had a little bitof a rep down town by the Waverley
Theater. Wish Mushpaka used to play. I used to play a lot of
ball down there, had a lotof pickup ball down there, right in
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front of the Waverley down the villageof Greenwich Village. I played a lot
of ball down there as well.Took my thumb. But to learn how
to dance, you had to godowntown. Now, may I'm sorry,
I don't mean to interrupt the story. And I'm I'm younger than you and
I can kind of remember when Pumaburst on the basketball scene. It was
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the Sampsons and that was the eighties, the early eighties, the Ralph Sampson
Swedes. Now, were you justwearing straight Puma like running sneakers or were
they actually making basketball sneakers back then? Because I felt like that was the
Hey, Puma's in the basketball game. With the Sampsons. Now, it
was a radical shift by Puma bymaking the leather basketball shot, gotcha.
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Okay, so its pre Sampson's.They just like a different vintage. Okay,
my mistake. I just felt likethat was sort of the the announcement
of a basketball game. You werea young prisoner of the moment you was.
I didn't. I love this.I love the kick. I love
that shoe. I'm sorry, I'vederailed the story. Please go back.
I'm terribly sorry, not at all. I I love that shoe because there
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was a it was, it wasdifferent and it you know, it's not
every day the old horse gets upand running again, you know. Back
to the story. So you're going, you're going. You got the ankle
weights on, You're on the subway. You're you're headed too. Spanish have
a rep. You have a repat the Waverley, a little bit of
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a rep in front of the WaverleyTheater, playing some ball. But but
to learn the salsa you had togo downtown. And the Puerto Rican women
were teaching you the steps. Okay, were you saying they were You first
said they were teaching you, andthen uh, but they said they were
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dating and now it's turn to teachyou a couple of dates. Of course,
a couple of dates, no doubt, you know, part of part
of my my youth growing up inthe city. But I'll be forever indebted
to the Puerto Rican women. Doyou remember one in particular that caught your
eye Maria Manunos or something like somebodywith a cool Manuta, somebody with a
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cool name. Anything. Nothing.I just got this text and says,
damn, I knew that Lynn ManuelMirandaz Flick was based off Fixed Life Vic
the Heights Jacobs, who knew.Oh that's classic. That's a classic textile
show. Thank you. That isthat is totally pure textoso right there.
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Just came back from spending about amonth in New York City. I even
spent a little time in Queens.Nobody sounds like Vic out there. He
is a caricature of what New Yorkerssound like. Well, Vick has spent
a great deal of time in theGolden Triangle and Guam where the sun rises,
in the United States of America,Fresno and Austin, Texas, and
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decades here in Los Angeles. Sothough Vic has a New York vibe and
history his accent has been shaped bymany, many places. It's my Brooklyn
accent has been blunted a little bit, you know from you know, from
the traveling but glam will do thathalf a day sports fans. But in
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my soul, obviously it's Brooklyn Queens. It's the BQ, It's the BQE,
the Brooklyn Queens Expressway, It's thewhole thing. Did those chicks call
you poppy vic Y Poppy vedy?All I remember is I knew nothing going
in and coming out of the dancestudio with the Puerto Rican women. I
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had a few steps. It soundslike staying alive, you know. I
had a few steps. I wasable to, I was able to h
to dance a little salsa, andI was I was proud and happy to
I had a couple of steps.This I have this from the two you
know, the two one three isan extra gritty area code. Yeah,
and it says this when they weighin, there's five rapid fire like an
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automatic weapon from the two one three. Here. Why are you so sorry?
Well? Vic is full of sI can tell he's lying. This
is similar to his Mexican beer story. Ask for more detail. He's lying.
I did it. That is fiveand rapid succession. I took to
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E train for about I'd say anhour and a half from Queens into you
know downtown. Is that where youhad to go Downtown? Did you not
have? And there's Puerto Ricans everywhere, So you're going downtown downtown. You're
going downtown instead of the Bronx.You're going opposite direction. I'm going downtown.
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Okay, Well that's interesting. Imean, are you gonna tell Vic
where he? No? I wasjust I had it in my mind's eye
that he's town. I had itin my mind's eye that he was going
to become the lead dancer like Travoltain a Broadway show. Now he's in
the shadows of the World Trade Centermake out with that chick on stage.
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This came out of text too,p I'm calling bs three times. One.
I played basketball in college and Inever wore ankle weights just to walk
around, nor did anyone. Two. Vic was not known around Queen's I
grew up there. Three Smash Parkerand Vic are not in the same ilk.
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Come on, Cosmo Yakavazi is onething. Mad Man Mendelssohn another Jewish
boy, the basketball prodigy of aNavy hood. Be oh boy, they're
coming after you today, Big.I wouldn't say prodigy. I'm glad that
you brought that up. I wasnever a prodigy. I was a blue
collar a progeny, a blue collarbasketball player who had, you know,
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limited success in the city. ButI limited I did. I didn't have
mores. Would you say you hadmore success in the city, in particular
in front of the Waverley Theater Vanbron James in Summer League. I would
compare myself to Brinny and Smer Leagueto my days at the Waverley. Yes,
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very I was, uh maybe youknow, a couple of points a
game, a couple of similarly beligned, similar lines, similarly belind oh what
what my game and character? Youknow, my game had was back because
I was rising, I still hadsome I had some good hops, so
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I was I was able to ridea little bit. Matt, Matt,
this is amazing. This says fromthe five to one to two or yeah
five one. Also down to Austin, Texas, Vic's former home. Vic
doesn't have to lie to kick it. What is he doing? I'm losing
my s right now. Vic probablygot a Puerto Rican lap dance once and
now he's the man of the border. This is Lsu. Lsu had pistol
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pete queens at vodka, Vic Vic, if I may ask, and I
don't think you know this is sincerequestion. Yes, because you know some
of the legendary Jewish ballers from thecity, from the big town O Grunfeld,
they would play in their yamakas youno, okay, no no.
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And my man Ernie Grunfeld also hewas just just rugged let it ride.
Yeah, look, Matt park positivealready Grunfeld positive. Vic from the nine
to four nine The story totally checksout. Ninety minute train ride to hang
with hot latinas who hasn't done that? Bingo. So, Vick, if
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you were going to be in agame, would you have been a Shark
or a jet Ooh, good question. I would have been an arbitrator in
West Side story. I would notbe an affiliated, but I would try
to make peace because once you know, with the Sharks and the Jets,
I would have tried to. Butthat was before my time, you know,
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that was yeah, of course,it was way before my time.
But I would definitely have tried tothrow down some love to to bring the
sides together, not just Maria.Did you ever have a dance battle in
your time of dance battle? Mysteps were not that I'm that sophisticated.
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I was very very all left feet. It took an intense repetition for myself
just to get a few steps down. This says I also call bs that
Puerto Rican story does not track.When did he learn salsa exactly? Was
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it a thing in the fifties norsixties? Was it the seventies? Vic,
it was the early seventies, okay, and that checks out with the
Pumas. I'm sorry to have questionedyour judgment, but the Woalt Clyde Fraser
was their first ever basketball shoe,which would make sense that you were wearing
the Frasers, and that was nineteenseventy three, our worship Clyde. I
did. Well, maybe that's whatwe're talking about here. You're wearing the
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Clydes. You're taking the each traindown town. Yes, Tim, my
New York knowledge is not very vast. But is it Bleeker Street in the
same area, vict that you're talkingabout. You were hanging out, Yes,
in the village that would be Greenwich, Villagelika Street. Absolutely, Tim,
that's a great street. Bleaker Street. Why did you pull Bleaker out
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of your ass? Because he usedto have placed on Melrose I think was
the Bleaker Street Bob's or something likethat. It was like a whole music
record store that was from New York. Yeah, granted you a very popular
music scene. You have a BleakerStreet for some reason sticks in my mind
that area famous Bleaker Street. Butwe're talking Puerto Ricans here, But Vick
was right right around there, likeaway, Vic, tell me what,
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tell me what street? Tell mewhat street compares with Mott Street in July?
Vic, how about that Mott Streetin Chinatown. He's got that in
spades. You've got it, Vic, deliver it, man, deliver the
goods. Come home Mott Street,Chinatown. Yeah, maybe, come on,
maybe I had ten thousand meals onMott Street. Are you kidding me?
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A lot of street, A lotof people are being very romantic about
your past, now, Vic,some people are a little uh, a
little less, a little less credulous, I guess, but we appreciate you
sharing with us, and we appreciateyour patronage and you digging down memory lane.
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Well, I'll step from Keik Hernandezbabohead Knight. Well, people are
very very curious as to just howfar things went with the Puerto Rican women.
But I suppose decorum will keep usfrom delvic some of the most fantastic
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nights of my life. Doesn't thatmake you want to know more? Matt
Well, I just want to knowyou ever have sex with any of them
Puerto Rican girls. What I willtell you hips right, let's get him
in bed vic opportunity. I willtell you an opportunity lost. My gym
teacher Leo Cooper as so coach thebasketball team and coached a lot of different
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teams in my and my junior highschool. Every year he would take kids
to Puerto Rico for a week likea you know, a vacation, and
I never went. And it wassomething that I continue to be dishort about
that. I know you go onthat as a boy. He come back
as a van with mister Cooper gonnamiss serious. Maybe you dodged the bullet
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Vic. Maybe you didn't miss out. Maybe you dodged the bullets got mad
with syphilis and the root of itwas the Puerto Rican trip. The Textoso.
So I'm fired today. They reallyare actually, but we're going to
have to move on and do ourt Edmano Tuesday stuff. Vic. But
that was a wonderful walk down memorylane. Thank you, thank you for
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the upper beautiful man. Thank you, Vic, thank you you really you
really uh carried your weight today?Well every day, every day is beautiful.
Well, it's just like the Beatlessaid, boy, you're gonna carry
that weight, carry that weight along time. How about the band with
the weight take a load off,Fanny, take a load for free.
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Well, I'll say that Levon Halmhas too at Mono make Robbie Robertson Lee
singer Canadian of the band to Amino. I'll go, Jeremiah. I don't
know if you heard. He wasa bullfrog to a mono bullfrog sunscreen.
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That's good stuff. I can't believeit's still around. I don't think it
is. It's two Mono Froggy,one of the great comical characters, Froggy
good one. I'll go Spanky Buckweed, I'm gone. You got buckwheat in
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a headlock? What young rascals theband from your island give me some love.
I'll go with uh young MC.I'll go with delicious Vinyl Young MC's
label. I will go with VinylRecords, Matt, I mean Vinyl Records.
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Man a right, big time recordcompany. Okay, in the what
nineties. I think it's still Imean record. It's delicious Vinyl to me,
that's what I would think. Oh, delicious Vinyl, right, must
take the Young MC. And yeah, so you take the loss. I'm
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gonna take THEE. You're right.Delicious Vinyl was the name, but one
he just said, I went YlRecords. I just thought you were gonna
go straight Vinyl, and then Iwas gonna come with cassette. He would
probably go, I would guess minidisc would be the natural for gression.
Oh that would be sweet. Andthen Kates would go dat. He'd have
to weigh in and get the datin there, get in. I really
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really am not looking forward to,like two years from now, when some
movie comes out about a Jewish boyand pumas and ankle weights going all around
New York and wowing people with hisbasketball skills, coming of age story,
learning to dance, having sexual experienceswith Puerto Rican girls and middle school gym
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teachers in Puerto Rico. Yeah,some guy heard that and wrote a whole
script on just this segment of theshow. I'm not looking forward to us
because we get bitten all the time, Matt, we do. He's already
pitching it to Lou Wasserman. We'rescrewed like delicious. I know, he's
just take a bite right out ofus. Oh yeah. Everybody join us
in song. You know where downit did? And they say he ran
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away away brand mark shame. Whatare you gonna do when your brand fight
for your name? You gotta fight. You're gonna fight for your right to
party. He was sennce, nota charge with you, not a one
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y'all the world would never know.Everybody join us in song branded branded,
grand is the one who ran.What are you gonna do with your brand?
You know, let's get high whereyou you? You gotta prove it
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now, you gotta prove it.You're a man petrol sitting money. Thank
you man. Great job here,fellas, great job, fabulous. What
a story. There is a rosein Spanish Harlem. You listen to Benny
King, He'll tell you it's comingup right through the cracks in your ass.
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Well, we're gonna talk to thetop. His name is Vic.
The bricks, the top Story ofthe Day. Next, He's got moves.
Well, have a bachelorette report.David Vase got the story. Were
you there? Did you witness it? No? You know, you know,
you know, you know, youknow, you know. You're lawyers.
This is your first game, Doyersfirst baseball game? Is this your
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us on Twitter, podcast the showstream the show live. We got Dodgers
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versus San Francisco Tonight, Land andKnack on the Mount, Dodgers on Deck
and six with Tim Kats and wehave a big event. The four stop
of the twenty twenty four Petros andMoney Summer Tour is going to Covina Campsite
Brewing in Covena. We didn't evenget to it in the opener. No,
we had such a great time talkingto Vic. But that's gonna be
a heck of a show. Itstarts at two o'clock a week from Friday
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at Campsite in Covina, so alittle bit more inland than we normally go,
and we look forward to seeing everybodyfigure out an uber. But right
now it's time for the top Storyof the day, Top story of the
day. Should we give away thetickets now or right now? Kick it
down the road? Tickets down theroad. We're gonna go last segment of
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the hour. Maybe that's okay.If Kates is pushing you, what do
you want to do? Give rightnow? Right now? Yeah, you're
being pressured into Uh. I wasjust kind of giving me that look.
You know, sometimes he's got thatLook what we pressured those Puerto Rican girls
like that middle school am not Catholic. Signora pressured him into going to Puerto
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Rico when he was twelve. Seewhat I like to do is I like
to take this group of twelve yearold boys to play time eight six Wednesday
Night, keik Hernandez Bobblehead Night.I do want to make this public announcement.
We're talking about tomorrow being keik HernandezBobblehead Night. Thursday is a nooner
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pee. We will be on afterthe game. It's a one to ten
first pitch will come on probably somewherearound four thirty ish would be my guest.
Uh, depending on how the gamegoes. You want to get there
early. Even though already booked herselfat the UH for the I want to
talk about river Ryde and the launchpath. We'll launch it. Get there
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early because for all of the Jojosiwas and all of the Courtney Coxes,
and all of the fifty cents andthe Vitamin c's that get to throw out
the first pitch, the cast ofcrazy rich Asians, whatever it may be,
Thursday is the day you will wantto be there for the ceremonial first
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pitch. Why Why Because Thursday,Craig Singer, the head coach of the
Culver City High School robotics team,along with the standout students from STEM,
will be there with their robot.Oh didn't win a robot battle. It
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won like a robot battle, likecut a truck in half and I knocked
out like the official shin and theyhad to amputate. Let's go Centaurs and
it's going to be out there,presented by Dodgers the JPL. We love
the people of the JPL. Theylisten to the show. At least one
of them does the NASA Jet PropulsionLaboratory. And a robot is throwing out
the first pitch, and nobody supportsthe robots like the Petros and Money show.
(25:08):
So good luck children, all theway to our death by robot.
That's right. Supports you all.I supported you, and this is how
you think me. The trade deadlineis the thirtieth. David Vasse will join
us in an hour with insight surroundingthe Dodgers of the trade deadline, our
man rage against machine, rally aroundthe family with a pocket full of shells.
(25:33):
Oh yeah, very powerful. Posteda piece today saying the Dodgers are
big game hunting. They're not goingafter pheasant. They're going after elk chrizlies.
That's what they got in their scope. And there is an opening right
now. P On the twenty eighthis he wants to talk about River Ryan
and I know why the spot onJuly twenty eighth is currently blank. The
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Dodgers will have to make room ontheir roster for Tyler glass On, Clayton
Kershaw, who's getting sent down?Who's on the OKC Express. Landon nak
is pitching tonight. If he pitcheswell, does he stay? Landon Nak
is twenty seven. He's old,he's one and two, has a respectable
three two three era era and hehas got a respectable one ought five whip.
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He does walk a lot of dudes. Thirty six strikeouts to ten walks
and thirty nine innings. He alsolikes dogs. He's giving up eight homers
in those thirty nine. Who doesn'tmatter, that's pretty much. He's taken
two dogs per game over a nineinning game. That's too many dogs.
And he has taken a lot ofdongs. His last two outings seven runs
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allowed and four dogs. You know, it's awful hard to play in the
major leagues if you don't get youknow, I mean, you're gonna have
to take some dogs. It's alot like it's a lot like acting in
Hollywood. What about our man?Justin Robleski just turned twenty five. He
is not an old twenty four.He is a just turned twenty four.
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He has only thrown fourteen innings andthat is in three starts, averaging less
than a qualified start. He hasnot made it out of the fifth,
but his last outing was his bestfour and a third shutout. Immediately shot
to hell was that shutout performance.When he was pulled the game, the
Dodgers would rally and win an extras. He has been booted down the line.
(27:29):
He was scheduled to start until GlassNight was like no man I'm good,
my back's ready, and now he'llbe making the start tomorrow instead of
Robleski. Will he find himself onthe Oklahoma City Express with the return of
glass Now and Kershaw. He is, however, penciled in to start.
And this is the big question.It's almost like, if you're a young
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pitcher, the last place you wantto be is on the Dodgers, right
like they just let you go,yes in your chain all over the place.
Man, faster you away in OklahomaCity until you're twenty seven. It's
like, dude, you'd be pitchingon the Majors for any other team for
like five years. That sucks.What are you doing tonight? I'm gonna
go to Rick's and I don't getmyself a nice CHEESEBURGERM have a burrito,
go sit at the house. No, you're not. You're being driven to
(28:14):
the airport, commercial flight Oklahoma Citystopping in Albuquerque, Southwest and no,
no Allsion heights for you. Yougetting nothing? Uh. The big question
is and this is why I lovethe kids so much. When they make
their debuts. Last night, DVIcalled it electric, Rick Honeycut called it.
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What did Dave tell us yesterday?When We said, Hey, everybody's
pretending like they puffing their chest outthey know about this river Ryan. Hell
you just said is he wants totalk about it on the launch pad with
their fake backgrounds telling us all thiscrap about River Rye. But Rick Honeycutt
called it. Former pitching coach saida DV. This kid's stuff electric,
and that's the kind of stuff youwant, ac Man, not even DC
(28:59):
current, Ace current. William Shatnerdidn't show up last night for nothing.
That's right. P Shatner showed upto see the show, and he got
it. A lightning bolt attached tothe right shoulder of Ryan. By the
way, let's not acknowledge and Isaw it in one of the headlines.
It might have been the La Times. Let's not acknowledge the La River and
(29:21):
attach that to river Ryan. Whatdo you mean I would not one of
the most want one of the mostpolluted bodies of water coursing through any country
on Earth. Well, listen,Matt, I don't I take on ridge.
It said, LA's River electric.We love it because listen, the
La River. Yes, it hasa great function. It is a gigantic
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gutter. Right. Oh, Isee what you're saying, and we need
to se house. That is ourgutter. We need yeah, we need
that. It was a brilliant inventionby the Mulholland or whoever put it up.
It's a brilliant invention, and itkeeps us from drowning in our own
(30:07):
crap in this city. Much likeRiver Ryan, LA's River has washed out
some of the Dodgers starting pitching problemsfor the moment. Now, can he
be the La River strong, soheavily polluted, with her runoff, strong
in concrete, able to hold thepollution and get it out of our midst
(30:29):
Maybe he can. I think Isee it as a compliment. Were the
it does the La River spin outby you? Or is it a little
bit? Is a long beach?It spits everywhere. That's the beauty of
the La River. Matt. Longbeach is his main dumping points out there.
It is, but many tributes behindthe breakwater, which is nice,
really makes that water something. Here'sthe thing, La River, no River,
(30:53):
Ryan Shatner, Honeycut, David Vassey, Ethier. There's a reason why
if he could only be as usefulas the La River Matt, he could
take some of this trash with him. Hey, La River, Ryan,
take Taylor with you. Huh thehigh heat he was thrown that the giants
could not catch up with. Kate, you've caught some electric pictures before.
(31:15):
You know what it's like sitting behindthat dish when you're receiving a guy that's
throwing ninety nine and the guys can'tcatch up to it even when they know
it's coming. It was electric.You sound off. I'm pretty excited about
it. Yeah. I used ariver runs through it as an analogy last
night. Could you also use likeits Chavez ravine. The ravine not bad?
(31:36):
Right, yeah, not bad?I used the sewer and queens where
Vic's teeth are still there. Itwas a lot of weak contact. The
only run he gave up. Thanksa lot, Will Smith, Hey,
lyile, thanks a lot, WillSmith. Hey catch the ball, Will
catch the f and ball. Thewall would have caught it, Will.
That was embarrassing. Hit your club. You're supposed to catch it. Well,
(31:57):
you know what? Did I dowhat Yle does and rub it in
her face? Take to Twitter orInstagram like a coward? No, I
did not ho look at this amiss do Colla? Why do you think
of this? A miss do Collaruined what would have been a scoreless outing
(32:17):
through five and a third should havegot the win. And I think it
gets another start, I hope so. I think with his twenty sixth birthday
coming up in August, this isgoing to be the big decision. If
he goes out there and he lightsit up on the twenty eighth, with
the trade deadline on July thirtieth.Now you've got a guy who cost the
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Dodgers, Matt Batty and his prescriptionclear lensed Oakley razor blades. That's it.
And if you can turn that intoa screwball or a crotch hit because
of two starts, now, ofcourse that will be more attached to that
as well. But as we've saidbefore, he took them out. Keith
(33:07):
law has got the La River,a river runs through it, River Phoenix
on the sidewalk in front of theViper Road. Oh yeah, man,
that's a good one. That's thefourth best riser. What about River Craycraft?
Oh, the cray Craft Johnny Stanton'sreceiver at Santa Margarita on the Washington
(33:29):
State. What about Keith Rivers onthe couch with that dude when he was
drafted Creed was Keith River's favorite band. Man Stiller tells you something. Keith
Law has him is the fourth best, fourth best pitching prospect in baseball.
What do you do? Kate's he'solder than the Crotch hit. Crotchet just
turned twenty five. It's not likeyou're bringing in an old man. You've
(33:52):
still got team control for Crochet andthe White Sox and Luis Robert or Robert
for a couple of years. TarikScrewball sometimes known as Trek scuball only twenty
seven, going on twenty eight,but he's in line to win the Cy
Young this year. A sub threeere in each of the last two seasons.
Never thrown more than one hundred andfifty innings, though, seems to
(34:13):
be a trend with the Dodger pitchers. Let's take a bunch of guys to
continually get hurt. Last year heonly made it to eighty. This year
he's already at one hundred and twentythree. Kate's, I ask you,
Host of Dodger Talk, River Ryangoes out there, lights it up again.
Another standing o from his dad,Sean, his mom Nina Nina,
(34:35):
all of Dodger stadiums behind him.You had like twenty friends and family there.
Yeah. It was a good lookingcrew, like a river. I
mean it was a really good lookingcrew. It was full. This your
first it was was his first majorleague baseball gaming. He went out there
and he threw five and a thirdshould have been five and a third shutout
innings. No, thanks to WillSmith in a pass ball screwed it up
(34:58):
for me. Would have had towin. Yeah, I didn't text or
tweet Clyle and be like, hey, Barnes would have caught that. Yeah,
he has had learn some class fromus. So what do you do,
Kates? If it takes number oneprospect Dalton Rushing, who's not gonna
see the majors because Will Smith ishere. Now here's the trade talk.
That was all the pitch, right, that was all the pitch. So
(35:20):
what I'm saying is all this excitementtrade ton tray Ton, mine numb be
trayed tune. You heard what theysaid on the broadcast last night. This
is the first Dodger started to recordingout since July third, in the sixth
inning, first Dodger started or recordingout in the sixth inning since July third.
(35:43):
That's wrong. Now, what ifhe goes out there and he pitches
himself a gem and Will Smith actuallycatches the ball when he's supposed to catch
the ball. Will and he goesseven strong. Yeah, Lyle gives up
one run to the Houston Astros getsthe victory, and the Tiger Or say
we'll send you screwball or the WhiteSox say we'll give you crotch hit.
(36:05):
But we want that River Ryan,and we want that Dalton rushing Katese.
Nobody knows the farm like you.No, what are you gonna do?
You got all the electricity surrounding theLa River. I make a trade.
Look at that. You got asurplus of pitching. Like you said,
they're all twenty four to twenty five, twenty six, a couple soon to
be twenty seven. Make a deal. Got three catchers. You got a
(36:30):
wave of pitchers behind these guys.But how about River Ryan last night navigatting
like you were whitewater rafting right therethrough Dodger stating like that, like that,
trade Ton tray Ton, mine betrained Dunn pull the trigger, all
right, So then push the button, pull the trigger. We would only
(36:52):
know River Ryan for very short.You know what you think you want to
live on the river pe. Well, look look what happened in Sacramento.
Man, right, the town floodedout three times out. You think it's
beautiful. Oh, it's a bodyof water. Of course, we want
to live in a body of water. No, what about the rainy season?
What about when the rain comes?Well, it is a good sign
(37:13):
that it's a three forty five Pacifictime check. And he is not on
a flight out of Burbank to OklahomaCity. Oh, he's making that Startkatese.
He's making that start on the twentyeighth. And if he's a dealer
in Houston, you better believe he'sgoing to be traded for a kick to
the crotch. They're gonna call himthe Rio grand if he goes to Texas.
Right, all right, we'll beback with some text. Doso's in
(37:37):
reaction. We still have David Vassyto come and tell us what's gonna actually
happen, or maybe about screwball andcrotch hit. I wonder what kind of
audience will have today, Yeah,Shatner and and uh Paisley and right,
Joe Kelly Ethier and Joe Kelly andGeez Mortarcop. Congratulations to Brian Smith from
(38:07):
the nine oh nine He is goingto see the Giants Dodgers game tomorrow night.
Won the tickets this hour. We'llhave another pair to give away next
hour, and then one more inthe five o'clock hour. We are your
home of the Dodgers, and Dodgertickets will be given away every hour here
on the Petros. Some money showfor tomorrow Night's Key k Hernandez Bobblehead Night
as the Dodgers stay perfect post AllStar Break after a win last night four
(38:28):
and zero. Now tonight land andknack on them on. David Vessa will
join us right around for twenty fiveish. Yes, it has been a
great hour thus far. Some interestingDodger talk and talk about the La River
because of River Ryan, a remembranceof River creak craft and Vick's memories really
(38:51):
about Puerto Rican girls because of Keyk Hernandez babble Head Night tickets were given
away, and his time in learningsalts and where in fact Vic hooked up
with Puerto Rican chicks in New YorkCity and where Vic took salsa lessons and
where Vic had a rap as abasketball as a formidable basketball player. I
(39:14):
guess Ankle Wait Arena. It's timefor some text, uss, the secret
text. Do a fine brought toyou by your so called Toyota dealers.
We make it easy, damn.The La River gives all the cities,
the hot get gets rid of allthe cities. Hawktua, whether they like
(39:36):
it or not, is the truth. And this says, by the way,
Southwest Airline still services Oklahoma City Airport, unlike Delta. Five straight days
of cancelations. Oh nice, JeanSimmons. Gene Simmons was right about you,
guys, for shame. For shame. Dodgers equal La River, the
(39:57):
quakes equal the Tonga Wa, whichhas a view of the Artesia Water treatment
plant which can only be described intwo words far out chop wood, carry
water, use skin products. Doyou like skin products? Love them?
(40:24):
La River? Ryan? Does thismean Peter Fonda will just take a surfboard
to his dome while hanging ten withSnake Pliskin during the seventh Inning Struts one
of the better scenes in movie history. Just heard the chronic Taco declaration toward
(40:45):
the stat heads and TikTok Doyer fansabout River Ryan Radio is dead, So
no chronic Taco Okay, anything wesay doesn't matter because radio is dead.
According to Austin Barnes, who madean appearance on a radio show on this
station, right so was he inHeaven talking to Rogan and Rodney, Tim
(41:06):
Kates asked that very impactful question.I think it's a valid question. I
mean, I don't know if radiois dead, I must be in Evan.
Yeah. If radio is dead,what are we doing here? I
can't wait till River Ryan gets swiftbooted. Wait a minute now, but
(41:27):
that's what Matt basically called for.Matt teased River Ryan, and uh what
called for? He asked him,gave Yeah, but you ruined the happy
ending. You you got everybody allriled up, and you took everybody to
the point of climax, and thenyou traded him away, just saying.
David Basse told us these guys canhelp us in two ways, one an
(41:51):
acquiring telling her two and performing.What the FP? What does this show
become? Confessions of Victim brick Jacob'sYou guys are surely milking it. Listen,
we know, all right, ifthe backing band for Steve Miller,
who's in his eighties, has gotto give a little extra and when we
(42:13):
also know when Steve's got it andhe can really deliver the joker or something,
if you know what I'm saying.Vic was up and running, his
muscles were working, his memory synapseswere firing, and yes, his utters
were squirting milk. So who werewe not to bring out the stool and
the bucket? You don't think wehad topics to discuss. Yeah, we
(42:37):
didn't even get to promote our bigevent at the Campsite Brewing Company in Covino.
It's not like it was Vic andm Ronnie breaking down the future of
Bronni. Yeah, em Rannie andBronni. It was Vic eventually getting to
the point as to whether or nothe had sex as a young Jewish boy
wearing PUAs with a Puerto Rican girland ankle weights and ankle waights? Did
(42:59):
you take the ankle waits off?Third sex? Like? Those are the
things we were getting ready to getto. You fairies should have played the
pms AI song for Jean Petro smatsucking See it's lost, it's disappeared.
(43:20):
If we as a saboteur in ourin our in our midst if we have
River Ryan on a show and heshows up and it's like on a show
by a railroad track and he showsup like a hobo coming off the road.
Oh yeah, what's up there?River, live in the River.
He might be on the show tomorrow. By the way, we might have
him on tomorrow. River. Youknow you can help us in two ways.
(43:45):
What are those two ways? Strikeoutsoft contact. I don't think he
wants to hear us, No,but I would like to talk to him.
He looks like he's really got hiss together. That North Carolina.
Did you guys just gloss over vixhole Jim Teacher taking boys to Porter ear
No? Who I mean? Wesaid he dodged a bullet. I mean,
(44:09):
I can't stop thinking about that.He said it was a great lament.
We said he dodged a bullet,That Jim Teacher was heterosexual. The
sex those boys had was with PuertoRican prostitutes, right, Oh okay,
more on that, by the way, in the final hour of the show,
I know exactly where he took him. We'll be back with more great
(44:30):
sports talk. There you go,man, you got your word number saw
in the day and Puerto Rican brothellocations still a come
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