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Following two Dodger games, both victoriesfrom the Galpin Motors broadcast booth, it
was a nooner today and it wasthe fastest Dodger game since two thousand and
eight, the fastest of the pitchclock era. It came in under towers
because it was a nooner. Itwas solid in that game, so fast
neither team could muster much offense.The Stone Bone able to go at cool
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seven innings. The Stone Boner versusCarl Weathers an unbelievable matchup. It really
was a matchup for the Ages relegatedto the midday, but the Dodgers sweep.
They went their seventh in a row. They went all six on this
home stand. They are off tomorrow. They will travel to San Diego on
Friday to start a three game seriesthere before moving their way up to San
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Francisco for a three game series inSan Francisco. And Pee, I mean,
I don't know what to do here. We came on right out the
gate at four. Could have beenlike the three fifty starts. Yeah,
so we're not We're not going toplay the Romstein because it was a start.
It was It was a clean hour, top of the hour start.
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As we would say in the worldof radio. We are live on the
iHeartRadio app. You're gonna get threesolid hours of great sports talk today all
the way till seven o'clock when FoxSports Radio Time takes over. As you
mentioned, Matt, a full showtomorrow, and then the Dodgers will play
in San Diego on Friday, wherethey have an early first pitch on Friday
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because of the fifth fighting down inthe gas light district in Don Diego de
la Vega. So that is thelong and the short of it. Yes,
Tim, you guys are talking abouthow short the game was today.
How about this little nugget. Theyplayed five games and two hours and twenty
five minutes or less on this homestandincluding today's one hour and fifty five minute
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game. The last time the Dodgershad a streak of two hour and twenty
five minute games or less like thiswas nineteen seventy seven. What a year
now? Does this that's forty sixyears ago? Does this qualify as schedule
talk because this pushed our schedule around? Well, I think it definitely qualifies
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as schedule talk. I mean becausewe're talking about how it's affecting the petrols
some money show. Yeah, Likethe game is flying, texts are flying
all over the place, and theVassay's got to blow his nose or Vassa
six is Vassa sick? I thinkthe allergies maybe are getting to dv a
little bit. Yeah, it's thattime of year where the pollen is blown
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around. I guess saving his hayfever, he's going to drive down to
San Diego and getting a fistfight atthe border. Maybe visit Hong Kong Ooh
but well, I'll say this,Kates, the Dodgers have for the last
at least, I would say,what six seven years. I know it's
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not forty six years, but theyhave sort of been a franchise that does
not extend their starters, and theselast five games, save the Walker Buehler
thing, the starters all went deepinto the game, which is something we
are not used to seeing over thatsort of time. They had to because
the bullpens still beat up, sothey've had to make an adjustment and leave
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these guys in because there's so manyharms in the bullpen that are down.
I'm glad that we were able toget to the bottom of that. So,
speaking of the schedule, Matt as, we have an unprecedented amount of
time today, or at least timethat we didn't think we would have,
and we have a four hour showtomorrow that will feature an F one report
and many other things, three thingsThursday and the like, and then we
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have another three and a half hourson Friday, even though we didn't start
as at an odd time. Iguess if you're a math type, which
Matt is much more of than Iam, we would look at the launch
pad as kind of a rounding up, right, like, you know,
get to the top of the hourto the bottom of the hour. We'll
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launch it. Yeah, here wego, we get we get it at
three point fifty. We take itto four. Right, But now we
come out of the gated four.I mean we got time. And I
know you made the promise to Isabellebecause she contacted me through Instagram. Yes,
well, I discussed it with heryesterday for our happy birthday phone call
with Isabelle Ibarra. Is he nowisabel from the group home is live on
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the Petros and Money show in BuenaPark, celebrating a birthday yesterday. She
is a key component. In fact, she is the component. It's like
you can't launch a rocket without thewithout the booster. The booster, yeah,
the jet thing, the fire andthat's what Isabelle require uh supplies here
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in the launch pad. And ofcourse we also are required to bring on
our own Victor Brick Jacobs, who, according to Ronnie is extremely eager uh
to talk today for some reason.So let's start with is he what's cracking?
How are you girl? Hey?P a high money? Hey?
I live what problem? Many time? Every time you stumble out the gate
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and she's got to correct you,you know, Matt, that's why I'm
not you know, that's why I'mnot sitting with Colin cow like mcin count
my money in Manhattan beach right,pick up? What's up there? Is
he money? I usually got tocorrect you, so you can't take that.
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Matt exactly. At that time,he had lunch with your aunt at
your birthday party. She says helloto you. By the way, I
did talk to her on Tuesday.She always say, she always say hi.
But I didn't tell her I wasgoing to talk to you about talking
and I do want to just goahead? Is he sorry? But my
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friend did want me to tell you. How tell him? I said,
what's popping? Shout outs for everybodynow here. Here's here's something that I
would like to bring up, Mattuh And this should make Tim Kates feel
good. This should warm the cocklesof Tim Kates's heart. Yesterday, Isabelle
called me and I picked up thephone, and she said, why did
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you pick up the phone? Iwas only going to leave a message,
She said, I only have fourminutes to talk because Kate's is going to
start Morongo Casino Dodgers on deck andI don't want to miss his is he?
And I said okay? I saida timer, I said okay,
you know, no, I diddid I said it right down the stone
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stay you know, starting now?So thank you? Is he? Uh?
Now we turned to Victor brick VicHappy birthday? Is he? Thank
you? Vic? Dodgers gave himgiving you some beautiful gifts on this homestand
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the perfect homestand every game we're justblissing out on the blue is this is
Uh, there's a time to reflecton them on one day. Sensational ball
Club that we listened to one fiveseven, the sports and why don't You
at the Stadium is an event,as Davids says, every game is an
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event. And today with Sensational withTioscar Hernandez knocking at all three, we're
winning different ways every night. Everyday we're winning in different way, different
heroes. Every night. Max Munseyis going crazy, you know with the
three home run game, the GrandSlam. T Oska is on a tear.
This is unbelievable stuff. No,no, it's it's it's great.
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I'm happy. I'm glad that they'rejignty, they're playing, they're playing well,
las U per week they would reallybe playing Window when I'm winning.
But I know you're loving it anda rooster I'm I'm I'm taking you know,
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hey, I'm I'm enjoying this.You know this lay lay right?
So anyway, so but yeah,I mean they're playing well. They pitching,
you know, they even if youhave been doing the pitching shaft like
they did like you, I mean, they're playing well. So you know,
I'm you know, what can Isay? You like they're leaving the
guys in the pitch a little longerthere is he? I bet you like
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that makes you feel like the oldstyle, right, old style went back
when you used to live in BuenaPark, I moved the old chio.
Yeah, hey, I got noproblem with dad. Yeah, I like
you, I got them missed thosethose days. So anyway, but no,
you know what I mean, sheI don't nothing could complain about,
don't you? Well, vidi's amess? Well go ahead, is he?
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I'm sorry? Yeah? Well yeah, well old Tony will be okay.
And I don't know over fo whatthe hell? May you? Guy?
Anyway? So how about Yamamoto pitchuingon your birthday? Is he?
You were you were belly aching aboutit not being Walker Buehler and you end
up getting a dominating Yamamoto start.I bet that made you feel pretty good
instead of your belly aching about itnot being Buehler. Yeah, it doesn't
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matter who pis. Really one dayon the trouve Mac, I mean I
would be happy. I would havebeen happy with either one of them.
But you know, hey, Imean, you know, I mean,
I don't know what to say itthough. I mean, I'm just real,
I'm I can't be happy right now, so believe me, guys,
I was so depressed the last twoweeks when they were really down. All
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right, Okay, well let's throwit over to Vic. There are no
complaints from Isabelle's side of the launchpad. I don't know if you're going
to just say all the names,Vic, which is your style of laying
on praise salad. That's a bigdish of choice. Is there anything that
you that you're concerned about? Vic? It seems like a real love fest
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here, real circle jerk, nodoubt when when you win fourteen or sixteen,
it is a low faster money sonand peace. So on. I
just wanted to give off to Yamamotoand his eighth straw last night, and
of course g Stones today going seven. Uh, this is sensational starting pitching
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and Obviously, Yamamoto is learning theway of Major League Baseball quite quickly,
telling me, but g Stone todaywas overpowering. His control of the quadrants,
his pitching was sensation. When hegave up the home run to Dela
Cruise and then he comes back,you know, a couple of guys got
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a couple of mollins got on.But then he induced a double play in
that same minuting. That does Ibelieve the turning point. That was beautiful.
That was beautiful, Vick. Ifyou want to call him g Stone
on the other show, that's fine. But on the Petros some money show,
he's known as the stone Boner,the stone Boner. Love it.
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We just don't want we don't wantto get kind of people confused, you
know what I mean. I understanda great day off tomorrow. The stone
ball is just overpowering today, reallyoverpowering. His thoughts have been so strong.
He's sensational, and I'm just soimpressed with the feel you're feeling good.
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I'm jubilant. I'm jubilant. I'mjumping around them going nuts. Uh.
Every every game is is be beautifuleveryone contral. There's no complaints,
Matt, I mean, other thanpeople calling Vassa and complaining about Otani being
oh for four today. Uh,there's really no complaints. I don't feel
like huge. I mean, wherecan we launch if there's nothing to explore?
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You know what I mean, Matt, We're just shooting a rocket into
space for no reasons. But it'sjust when you say that here comes is
he's rope? What do we got? Is he that I need just to
tell you that I did? Igot I got still hood sh yesterday,
but yeah, yeah, I gotDodgy back. But the only thing I
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ready gotta say though, with thewho towny dead in October? You know,
I mean you know about failures inOctober? Yeah? Yeah, And
you're gonna have bad games. Imean, he can be preferred old play.
Go, it's baseball. What canyou do about it? You know
you're gonna be all for for ithappened to every baseball What you can do
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is call it and get on thehorn and start complaining about it like they
did with Dodger talk and blowing hishawk all over the year. Yeah,
well you know what and and ohyeah, and somebody call you having Trevor
Bower's back play. We don't needa headache. You don't what Trevor Bower.
Somebody called it, asked for Bower. Yeah, I say, seeing
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if he capitulates. But no,so strong, and I'll talk about anybody
strong. I'll talk about any majorleague I don't care not to jerk the
wheel hard here yesterday. But weknow Isabelle is an avid listener. And
I don't know what you were doingyesterday, Vick, after we cut you
loose. But uh, did youhear about the Orange County Marathon and the
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and the controversy there? No,Isabelle Matt. I'm done you seriously,
guys. If you if you guysare going to come out a great sports
talk, you got to keep upwith great sports talk. Okay, this
was a very prevalent. Are yousurprised that I am? You know,
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the space program has been exciting.You know, it's been advanced, and
we've been exploring new frontiers the lastcouple of years, and pretty much every
outlet be it. You know thatthat's as you like to describe him,
sperm looking Jeff Bezos uh be austerRanson. Elon Musk said today he wants
to die on Mars, preferably noton impact and yet here we are.
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Our rocket is a failure, right, rocket has failed to launch. And
I mean, there's nothing bad tosay about the Dodgers. Nobody's upset about
anything. The pitchers are pitching deepinto games. They haven't lost since April
or something, and I haven't madethat long. I'm I'm not going to
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explain the Orange County Marathon situation.I'm not going to do that. I'm
not going to be forever. Okay, I'll go to my website an see.
I'm sorvy Peter should guys. Wespent an hour on the air about
it yesterday. What are you tryingto do? Living your lives in the
afternoon and not listening to great sportstalk? And there's no excuse. The
podcast is there on the IRT radioyesterday with my BA. I had the
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busy day? Yes, What wereyou doing that kept you so busy?
Did you just giggle at me abouta day? Yesterday was my birthday?
Well, I like to have mygay clubs in Yesterday I have called and
people. I don't want to start. I don't want to start ranting and
raving and bitterness, Matt, Idon't want to start. We've got job.
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It's one It's hard enough, honestly, to have the Dodgers play the
game like everybody has diarrhea. Youknow, it's hard enough to do that,
To have to do an extra hourof sports talk with seven and a
half hours staring at us tomorrow andthe next day, that's hard enough.
But to have people on they aren'tgoing to participate in what we're doing.
On Aaron, what's important in thecity? That blows me away? Yesterday
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was not your birthday? What isyour excuse, Vic, what is your
excuse? Well, I'm dealing with, uh, some tax stuff, some
crazy stuff this year. Is thattrying to get to the you know down
you know what I'm saying. Imean, I'm going through a federal websites,
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trying to try to get a federalwebsite that works, you know,
you know, it's ridiculous stuff.I could not wait for what came out
of the irs is in me saysI could man, I could not wait
for what he was going to say. After I've been dealing with some and
I just I was just absolutely riveted, and then tax stuff came out,
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and uh, I'm sorry, Iguess it's not that important of a story.
I'm sorry. He always shows mefor Luke, you know what I
mean. It's it's time of year. It does. I just thought all
of us, it's I'm not theonly one. I'm not alone in this
financial wilderness. I thought the OCMarathon story was a little bit more impactful
than it was. I guess,man, I guess I overestimated it.
I'm sorry, what was the gist? Didn't you give us the essay?
Again? I just can't do this. We were talking about the met gala
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and which which out that we likethe best. Oh no, now you're
now that's just trying to make ita full I want to throw a little
chum in the water. See ifVic's willing to bite. I love this
day of flower headdress. What aseam at the mitch? Yeah, that
had nothing to do with what wewere talking about. No, no,
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no, it's all right, Vic, that's all right, that's all right.
You know what I'm not gonna do. I'm not going to lower myself
to explain something to to Avid,one person who works here in another who's
supposed to be a p one Matt, even though it's her birthday yesterday.
I'm not going to lower myself.What the hell? What the hell.
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What are you gonna tell me next? Is he? Geez, you don't
live in Buayna Park. You're nota p one. What's next? You're
a spy a Russian? No?Good bye? That she? I know?
Hey? Is he ever get overto Kulichi town before they shuttered it?
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No? Copy, man, I'mnot surprised by that answer. All
right, Matt, we're cutting everybodyloose? Thank you? Is he?
Thank you? Vic? You guyscan come, so I then hope you
guys can't come. So okay,thank you, we will. We love
you. Maybe we'll come to yourparty. That would be something, Vic.
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What were you doing? Texts?Welcome? The I R S was
on me? What part of cutpeople loose? Is she fighting her way
off? Happy birthday? Yes?Thank you? Yes, we love you,
we love you? Is he there? See you? Girl? Geez?
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That was like Jock, but you'restill there too, It's still there.
I'm rid of them. It's likea movie where the hats what are
you doing? It's like a horrormovie where that Percy keeps coming back and
put him on hold and it keepslotting back up. Red that he's on
the air, Geez, biting hisway off hold as you like to say.
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You know that the launching pad againremains the most polarizing segment done in
great sports talk. Oh not evenclose. But I would say for it
to be polarizing, you'd like thepolarizing. You'd like for it to be
fifty to fifty. It is,you really feel like it's fifty fifty.
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I mean, I'll lay it outfor you next, we'll read them all
because it's about I would say sixtythirty and then ten of sheer confusion.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.That's still enough of a race early sixty
negative thirty positive ten percent? Whatis happening right now? But man,
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what am I listening to enough ofa ratio to keep it going? I
mean, i'd keep it going atninety Ten's absolutely right? You know.
The equivalent of is he saying I'venever been a P one is like your
wife's saying, you know, I'venever loved you? Right like that?
That was mind bottling. That reallyhurt. I don't think maybe she misinterpreted
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interpreted the idea of what a Pone is. Well, what is a
P one? A priority one listener, one that listens all the time?
What do you think she thinks itis. I don't know not that though
I'm pretty sure she she's a pone. Yeah, certainly seems like it.
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And you know what, maybe thisis on me. Maybe I overestimate
the importance of the Orange County Marathonstory unless it's not. Maybe maybe she
heads over to the uh Larry ElderShow from nuone to three. That's what
I get a lot of threats duringthe launch pad that I'm gonna jump over
to your competitor. Yeah, whichmakes me want to launch it even harder.
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If I'm in Indian, that's AsianAmerican. If you're Indian, you're
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in You're in. Yeah, man, Asia, You're I'm looking at that
hat right now. It's a beautifulshade of beige. Oh gorgeous. Now
the hey, the hat. Sothey don't get the hat, they just
get to go, get to goto the game here. Whatever happened,
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whatever happened to being your melting pot? Now we got the A A M
H p I. They all geta special hat. Really feel like you're
just kinda you know, trying toclump everything into one instead of having an
AA night like a Dodgers. Theyseparated your Korean. You're Filipino right right?
Your job? Hop on ass Now, I don't mind having a Polynesian
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night, or you want to goan nhp I, you know, native
Hawaiian Pacific islander. I think youcan get away with that. Yeah,
you can. N HPI A nh p I. I mean it seems
like, okay, guys, youhave to be like, hey, we're
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want to talk about Epe, themost notorious criminal ever since Dirty John from
Orange County. Don't you laugh aboutDirty John. Dirty John was a bad
guy, Matt bad. I haveso much brought to you by your so
called Toyota dealers. We make iteasy. Unbelievable amount of reaction, unbelievable
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from the lost we got Pat Well. I mean, I don't even know
where to start. I'll just startat the bottom. You sons of bitches
have ruined VTB. He's terrified totalk about Otani. You're right, we
have scared him. He said Moneyssanand Petro. He's on the run,
So you don't want guys you know, on their toes earspinned back coming after
you all all segment long. It'sgood him on his heels a little bit.
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Yeah, well, we'll run powerout of Matt. You're really thinking
downhill like Harball already right coming atyou. Vic. I'm now convinced that
I've been Phil Hendry this whole time. Isy Is Matt. They don't talk
at the same time. I can'tbelieve it took me this long. Bravo,
great sports talk. Congratulations sir,turn that over in your head.
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Kids, Right, it's like figuringout that shop g and Humpty Hump were
the same guy. How about thatKate's Huh, somebody's finally gotten to the
bottom of what we're up to.I can't believe they've figured it out,
right, I have a gun tomy head. Get Issy off the air.
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OMG, who gives him f whatshe's doing? Lol? Seriously,
though, desperation, Matt from oneof the sixty percent that you said does
not enjoy it. Yes, ofdeath, he welcomes death as opposed to
twenty more minutes of that radio segmentvix god Uncle Sam stepping on his no,
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and you want to hound him aboutsome dumbass marathon. Come on,
guys, lock in over there.Fair point. But we didn't know that
the irs was breathing down his neck. I thought it was just the normal,
you know, digging out his newbutthole procedures. I didn't think that
it was a taxes. I thinkyou could have just said medical instead.
What he could have dug out itwas medical. Come on, guys,
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lock in lock here, p.You did overdo the marathon story. And
I like the way is he saidno to Clichi town No, you ever
been town? No? I feltlike the marathon story was Manna from Heaven
a La Rob Polenka and the OldTestament. That's what I felt like yesterday.
That story was I think maybe abridge too far. With the NBC
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report that kind of provided us thatled neither of them to be likable.
But we got to hear from Yang, we did, and you got to
see him with his Nike hat on. And I sent the tweet today at
Betterson about the marathon and they showedthe bike with the dad and nobody cared
no. And I'm starting to feellike I have a bad gauge here in
the basement, been in the ruband tug too often, your law too
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lawn, you and your lizard havingIszy and Vic at the wheel of the
show when they took a hard leftand the car is still flipping and flapping
as Vic keeps talking about nothing.I like that. Uh, I like
that imagery best launching pad ever.I shifted from totally hating it to loving
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and embracing the chaos. Thank you, sir, because that's what we're going
for. This is a statement ofmodern art in great sports talk. Embrace
the chaos, like buying a modernart piece that nobody even knows is art
for millions of dollars. That's whatthe launching pad is. And if you
can't embrace that, I'm sure thefires going at the lodge and don't try
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to figure it out. Just enjoyit. That's right. It's a face
value production. There is no thereis no buried meaning. Whatever it is
on its face is what it is, and just enjoy it. It's right
and well. To me, thereis a baried meeting, and that buried
meaning is to embrace chaos. Butwe could sit here and have that debate
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forever, Matt. It will bea long standing debate long after we're dead.
As the philosophers, we'll talk aboutthis radio show and nitpick every day
and every sentence that we went through, such as the impact of great sports
talk. However, mistakes were madein the first segment. Here are some
corrections and retractions. Corrections and retractionsLarry and corrections and retractions. Larry Elder
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no longer has a radio show fromNew to three? What yep? And
corrections and retractions. I guess whatstarts? The launching pad is called propellant,
liquid, oxygen, and hydrogen.Thank you. I just said the
fire, so that's my bad.And I'm sorry I said the booster.
So maybe it's not the booster.Well, no, Matt, you get
your booster over at Pfizer with TravisKelce. We all know that that's right.
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Speaking of aviation, Matt, today, the launching pad had a bad
kill switch. Was it manufactured byBoeing? Oh, it was kind of
hard to get them off the air. Well, it shouldn't have been.
I would assume it's just a dropbutton, right gates. But now this
is why we do the launching pad. This text right here I'm sitting in
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the State of Brothers parking lot,laughing my ass off. That segment was
great. I could listen to Izzyand Vic all day. Now off to
grab some cors Light. Yeah,ride the silver bullet, sir P.
I'm listening with my mom and straightup mid launch pad, she said,
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what is this? Is this thesports station or this like a spoof?
Who is the man with the troublewith the irs? That like a Twin
Peaks episode. Yes, Vick hasnot left his house to do his job
in six years. How loves itbeen twenty twenty? Yeah, about five
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four years? Years? Yeah,it's been four years. Kids have graduated
high stakes. Yeah, full cycle. If Matt thinks the Launchpad segment has
ever come close to thirty percent approval, he has wildly misread the viewership's opinion.
I don't think that's true. Ilove the launch Pad. Keep them
both on the whole show, randomtidbits, all show long. Shah see
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Matt like you know how he's plusthe games? What the right thing to
do is? I mean they're haulingand pulling us in different directions. You
know, as we said, youknow, there is something compelling about a
program or programming that you have absolutelyno idea what's happening nor where it may
lead. Speaking of programming, backbefore podcast and such, Matt was a
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programmer in rock radio, and thisis this is a question for him.
Am I a P one? Iskip Dan Patrick and Cowherd, but I
do podcast two Pros and Jonas andI podcast you guys, So you would
be a two pros cup of Joeand Petros in money P one. You're
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a P one, be a stationP one. We are only concerned with
our own p onees, right,So I think you care if we were
to Hey, I need you togive them a reason to wake up and
have the station on in the morning. They're driving home, they don't want
to get out of their car,and then they come back out in the
morning to drive to work and pilesomebody is still on. That is not
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to you, guys, to makesure they stay like Charmed on TBS after
the NBA gave or a white Housedown right. That's that's the theory.
Like I go to bed watching Charmed, I wake up and Impractical Jokers is
on, and I'm not turning offt T This is great. Why are
you watching Charmed? It's Doherty obviouslyIsabelle Wow as a fellow p one listener,
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I'm devastated. I feel like MartinSheen in the opening scene of Apocalypse
Now, guzzling a bottle of vodka, doing naked karate, breaking mirrors with
my bare knuckles, the horn,the horror that was hard to hear.
I gotta be honest. And finally, Matt we end on a positive note,
(33:44):
Petro, we need more launching pads. This has been the most lucid
Vic has been since nam Massy Mosspor essay. Yeah, he was on
top of it today, and Ithink it was his incredible focus, not
say Otani san or Yamamoto son.It has led to you if you want
to a different level of clarity,I would I would shy away from giving
(34:07):
you credit. But I think you'reright. I think you're right. I
think it's made him. I thinkit's made I think it's awakened his senses
and and you know what, lookat this. It could lead to a
whole new endeavor. Is he andVic Monday through Friday twelve to three passing
up the chain to Don Martin?My man, see, I was thinking
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maybe Vic works his way up thedial to six forty and it's tax Talk
with Break. He can take you. He could take calls on all your
tax problems, what he's dealing with. Yeah, didn't that Suze Ormond retire?
He can do that exactly. Well, okay, we will talk about
eBay and his diabolical nature and thefact that he really did cheat. Otani.
(34:53):
You know some things, Matt,you know you talk about face value.
Some things are just true. Howdid this How did this guy steal
sixteen million dollars? Just did hejust just took it? Oh, Toddy
just gave it to him. Hedidn't care. He just wanted to feed
his dog. Sweet James. Comingup next, we'll ask him about wind
and concert equipment. Rodgers win againseventh in a row off Tomorrow. We'll
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And certainly, considering where this conversationsabout to go, probably something you're
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gonna want to make sure if youmissed you relif did somebody get there puts
up ATNAF or something. I mean, that's hey, we got to get
we got to get official legal wordon what the hell to do with this
OC marathon. Oh that there's theOOC Marathon and there's the wind at the
beach life. There's a lot todiscuss with Sweet James. Order in the
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court, Order in the court.It's time for justice with Sweet James.
Kmie Mahapat. Sweet James has beenall over the world. We haven't had
a conversation with him in a coupleof weeks, so it's wonderful to have
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accident or a motorcycle accident, ifa dog has bitten your sack, whatever
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com. And don't worry doesn't haveany hot sports takes or anything unless he
does. How was your trip there, Sweet James, you're doing all right,
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you know, very good. Butluckily I know I haven't done with
you guys, but you guys havebeen with me. I have that.
iHeartMedia appen. I love it.P One, p one right there,
you're real p One, Matt Unlikeanywhere in the world, men, anywhere
in anywhere, anywhere? What doyou want to start with? Man,
Sweet James is a world traveler,there's no doubt about it, a real
globe hess. And he's also afit man. You see him dunking in
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those fancy shoes, Oh dunk sweetshoes, fighting rampage before he got arrested.
Do it at all? Exactly?So, I think we start with
the athletes in the athletic competition.In the athletic controversy, Okay, the
OC Marathon, Sweet James. Uh, you're a man that's familiar with the
OC Newport, the Newport Coast Coastto Mesa, the like. Uh.
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The OC Marathon had a big controversywhere the winner was disqualified because his dad
rolled up next to him on abicycle and gave him water. And if
you're trying to win the marathon,that's not that's not legal. You can't
do that. So the guy behindhim, an Asian guy from Sampedro,
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old Jason Yang, knoked him outand took the title your thoughts, you
know what it it's certainly it's againstthe letter of the law, but it's
that's not against the spirit. Imean, that's just come on, his
dad's tell I mean, his dad'shelping him. It's a it's a wabbler.
It's one of those things that's likeit could go either way. I'm
sorry they chose the way they did. They should have let him get to
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keep the time. So you thinkthat look get that. So he's a
proto, He's yeah, yeah,that's against this. We I mean,
come on, the spirit of comeons as a Greek petros, come on,
we're doing the marathon. Let's go. I mean, i mean,
really afford what happen? Can weafford to have our marathon course populated by
awkward looking dads and reflect their vestson nineteen eighties ten speeds with squirt bottles
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riding next to you. It's kindof weird, right, How long did
you roll up right along side ofthem the whole race? That's a little
weird. Then there was some that'sweird. Okay, that's weird. Then
if it was like if it waslike a brief encounter, great, if
it's okay, all right, no, no, your team. Yeah,
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yeah, we don't like Narks,James. That's that's why we're in this
conundrum. We don't like Nark.Do you like Narks? It's like,
is that something you're into? Nark'slike, hey, man, I saw
this accident, I got the licenseplate. Thank you, Nark. I
appreciate that. No, that's yeah, I can I can see him complain.
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But the whole race, that's alittle weird. Man, that's just
a little weird. Okay, Well, here's another question, sweet James.
And this has comes from the secrettextos so so it's not super appropriate.
Uh. The last time Matt andI were ever really concerned with any kind
of distance race, uh since uhsince this, this race before this was
a Polish speed walker in the Olympicswho just he didn't have the right underwear.
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He just had the biggest schlong.He had a huge Seriously, James,
he was a huge fos It wasit was it was tiktoking back and
forth like it was amazing and restJames a real host. Here's a text
from a listener in regard I hadthis. I didn't mean to set it
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up with that hose as mets it, but still a text from a listener
for mister James. My girlfriend sawthat Polish speed walker and his gigantic sunk
and I was forced to get apenile enhancement. I've been forced to work
from home due to the distraction,and the girlfriend is now on the isle
of Lesbos. Who can I sue? I am not an animal. I'm
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sorry, I just no, Butlike you can't sue like if I IF
I IF I went to a stripclub and saw some huge bazooms and came
home and said, hey, whydon't you know, why don't you look
like a balloon animal? To mywife, she couldn't sue the jet strip
right, No, no, no, no, no cause acting there,
buddy, No sorry, buddy.Just what about emotional distress? James.
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I've been able to sleep since Isaw that thing. I know you always
hit that, but that one nowthere's gonna be no uh there's no uh
no touching there, so no,you can't, you can't do that.
So yeah, what was that guy? That's all he was doing? If
he started walking laps around Matt's bedwhile he slept. Then we then we
have a case. All right,did you hear about the Beach Life Fest?
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Sweet James, the Beach the BeachLife Fest and Redondo Beach. On
the third day after zz Top played, they had to clear the area because
of the high winds. And Idon't know what they have to refund or
how that works, but it gotme thinking, like, what happened?
If something falls in a concert?People die? It hadn't been the first
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time it happened. Did happen?They were safe? Who do you go
after? Do you go after thecity, you go after the concert,
you go after the stage manufacturer,you go after the food fighters? Who
do you attack everybody? We've actuallyhad kind of cases like this. We
kind of say everybody in most ofthose events do have massive insurance policies,
so there's going to be coverage there. Usually the don't put them on less
there is sort of coverage. Butyeah, we put everybody. We put
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all the cats in the bag andlet him fight it out, you know.
They the guy, uh, theguy got his beard blown clean off,
This Easy Top guy, Terrible Dames. He's still at the heights still
in the hospital, James and areplaying. But it got me contribute to
bear transplant for really gibbons. Ilove easy job, right. Yeah,
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yeah, So James, let's say, look, Petros nicknamed you, you
know, the the dense beard ofJustice. It's part of you know,
it's part of the sweet James persona. Yeah, I'm forever now if forever
have this beard. Yeah. Solet's say you're at like this legal convention,
right, and you guys are like, you go out and you tie
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it on, you know, youguys like, bygones, let's go have
some drinks together, and next thingyou know, someone's buying a round of
purple Hooters. The next guy's gotyou know, some fireball shots, and
you get sideways, right, andyou wake up the next you know,
right, you wake up the nextmorning, everybody's piled into somebody's sweet as
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you were playing cards late, y'allpassed out. One guy's got a penis
drawn on his forehead in sharpie,and your beard is missing. Those guys
have shaved your beard off while youwere passed out drunk. Oh wow,
that's really good. So now whencan you sue him? Yeah, that's
that's assumption of the risk right there, you know, out drinking a bunch
of attorneys. That's I assume therisk there. I should have known better,
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right, But you would have togo underground. You'd have to go
underground for like three weeks though,to grow that beard back. Yeah,
yeah, go back or do theBilly gibbons. Here's the question was was
the penis on the face drawn ortraced? That's going to be the big
time. That's assault. That's athat's assault, man. You know it
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got me. That's a lawyer.There. Last thing about the wind,
sweet James, because it got methinking about like, you know, like
the wind at a Dodger game,the wind anywhere. Let's say I'm at
a Dodger game and the guy infront of me is eating nachos and the
wind picks up and the nachos goand they burn my face, or the
little fork comes and pokes my eyeand Rick tears my cornea or something?
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Is that an act of God?Do I see the Dodgers? Do I
sue the guy? Do I suethe nachos? Yeah? Yeah, that's
that's actually really good that that's probablygonna follow an act of God. But
if there was any negligence there onneed of those parties. Then we could
do something nat which would be like, hey, I know the wind is
whipping around and I'm just gonna holdit right in front of Petros's face after
Petrols even told me not to letme have something. But typically now,
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okay, okay, you know,there you go. What if Billy Gibbons
beard flies onto my windshield while I'mdriving away, crash and you crash.
That's a good one. That's theact of God. I thought it was,
you know, but it was hisbeard. That's a guitar God.
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That's an act of against guitar God. You are sharp today, sweet James.
Right, everybody's taking their smelling beforecoming off. We love your sweet
chans. Have a great week.Thank you, James. I love you
guys so much. Misa, doyou every guys have that at the Weenie
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Roast or something? Matt stage breaksand kill somebody. No, but we
did turn the stage on the Fujisand Ycleff almost killed my boss. That's
the closest thing I saw to adeath. He was still give violence and
said I'm gonna kill you. Healmost gave him the old Haitian ship.
Yes, I thought he was gonnapull a machete from his guitar days and
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slice him in half. You know, I thought you kind of wore more
like a cool, fun guy rapper. That's why I had you here.
It turns out no very upset.We got your word number song, We're
going all the way till seven tonight, Petros and money on this. We
just won't be defeated. Wednesday.Thank you for listening.