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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, thank you for listening, everybody. Short shows all week.
The Petro Send Money Show will be back on tomorrow
at one o'clock. Tim Kates has threatened Philadelphia weather, which
is sent us into a tail span of course, so
who knows. But we do have some extra content today
because of the short show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Matt.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, it is a Tim Kates producer pitch to the
Big Boss, Brian Long. Hey boss, I don't know if
you noticed, but the Petro some money shows only doing
like two hour shows or hour and a half shows.
How about we do a little bonus content for the
people and an extra podcast pod per day. So that
means today, Tomorrow, Wednesday, and Friday Thursday we got a
(00:41):
full show. Who knows about.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Tomorrow, Matt, I mean you know there's some threat of rain. Hey,
you know you know that, So that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Listen, don't worry about tomorrow. It's that pay. You can't
worry about tomorrow yesterday either, it's already gone. All right,
poof God, it's right now. Nothing you can do, nothing
you can do. Just worry about the right now. That's
what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But thank you for listening, everybody. We are on top
of this. This is extra content on the podcast on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
For your smartphone, and we will be back on tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But stay tuned to figure out some guy was freaking
out yesterday or Saturday?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What happened to the Dodger game? No, I gotta pay
for it? What is this?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Just like idiot? It was postponed? Would you just you know?
Why do I have to be the like? Well, there's
other ways to find out, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
His defense. It's very hard to find it, That's.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
What I said, So hard, It's pretty easy to figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Hey, holy me alone? Why am I the oracle?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Exactly right? And I don't like the threat of rain anyway. Yeah,
we're already twisted enough.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's a terrible problem.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He terrible time.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We turned into a wind sock and a hurricane. But
right now it is time for the dead Guy. Birthday
of the Day, as.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Promised, another sad died way too young story, only fifty
years old when he passed in two thousand and nine.
He would have been sixty eight. Today, we're gonna give
you a little sampler. You know. You get the Tower
of Apps, a little bit of mozzarella cheese sticks, a
little bit of fried klamari, a little bit of wings
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on this place, and like.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The pizza hut thing, that's like a chest to.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Draw Yeah, that's like a chest of drawers. Yeah, here's
your garlic stay. Here's your version of bread. Here's another
version of bread. Here's another version of bread. And they're
all in different drawers. Yes, you would have been sixty
eight today, William Daryl Mays junior head me cakes.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Tired of people borrowing your things then forgetting their yours.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wish you had a way.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
To instantly identify things that belong to you. Yeah, Hi,
Billy May's here for Ingraven, the cordless engraving tool you
use like a pet to permanently engrave anything. You all
use engrave it for your expensive tools, so you'll never
have trouble claiming what's yours. That's your name on items
and look the same and avoid annoying mix up. If
you could write your name, you could easily engrave it.
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Make an ID tag for your pets, for mark your
office supplies and keep them from disappearing.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah really days born and McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania. Raised in Pittsburgh.
He was a good football player. You could tell he
was a pretty sturdy dude out there.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You can see his chin in his beard.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He played linebacker at Western.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
On your screen right there. RD Morgantown fellow the Gap
playing in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Brawn Mountain near out there. He dropped out after two years.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
This young man uses this musket to hunted these hills.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He decided to go work for his pops. Why go
to college and play football when you got a gig
waiting for you at a hazardous waist company. He did, however,
get bored and he took off for Atlantic City and
he started selling crap on the boardwalk. The wash Mattic
portable washing machine was his deal. He was really good
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at it. The people at the ass scene on TV
Marketing Group picked him up and he would travel. He
would go to home shows and auto shows and state
fairs and yell at people about all of those, as
seen on TV. Good You Did That twelve years. Billy
Mays was just a road dude before the TV superstar
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twelve years. And that doesn't count the two with the
hazardous waiste company.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That'll make you bitter, Matt, That'll make you adam oslind
level bitter.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The uh oh, Now that is some serious bitterer. Theres
a lot of salt that is lee Clin level bitterness.
Max is to do anything other than host apple. Max Appe,
also a pel we'll call him, was the owner, founder,
CEO of Orange Glow. It was a line of cleaners.
He saw Billy Mays at a home show and said,
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you're my guy. I'm gonna start advertising on TV. You're
gonna push Oxy Clean and Orange Glow and kaboom. Sales
jumped the first week he was doing the pitch and
give me another one, cakes.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
The gripping lift has the power, design and balance to
pick up and carry a heavy five gallon bucket of water,
yet it's precise enough to pick up something as small
as his dime without bending. Use the gripp and lift
in the standard formation, or you can separate them. Put
your hands through the openings and give yourself two super
extended arms for the added wingspan.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That lets you pick up more and less time.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I would highly recommend people seek out the Billy Mays
grip and lift he has got. It's like a giant
fork and he's got his arms through me. It looks
like a hawk. He's picking up all of these leaves
and buckets. He started his own company, Maze Incorporated. He
became a freelance pitch man, hence the engraver. He did
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the easy clip which for your cell phone back in
the day allowed it to connect to your radio. He
did gator blades, and a slice wizard and the tool Bandit.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I wouldn't call him discerning, no.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Because you know what, Pete, it was discerning that he
decided to get in on a steamer cras.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
D of wrestling with arning boards and arns. What if
you could put the power of your dry cleaner right
in the palm of your hand.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hi, Billy Mason for the steam.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
The fastest, easiest, and safest.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Way to remove wrinkles from all your clothing, guaranteed. Steen
press his shirt right on the hangar, tackle tucked in him, lightning.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Fast and just one pass.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Ordinary irons are dangerous and heavy.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Steam bloody is lightweight.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
He seven seconds and not only removes wrinkles, but odors too.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah uh. He was married twice, had two kids, and
he died June twenty eight two. They claimed he banked
his head and was coming off a flight. Autopsy showed cocaine.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah no.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Family was not happy that that was released, but the
medical examiner stood by his story.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Was he like Robbie Williams on German TV where the
coke just fell right out of his nose while he
was talking about the World Cup?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Sounded like kind of that's how it was that.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Uh, cocutnos quote cocaine grinds full of mass.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Cocaine used, caused or contributed to the development of his
heart disease and thereby contributed to his death.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That he well, I didn't know that, man, I didn't
know he was yacked up. I thought I thought he
just bunked his head. Not only was he thought that
could happen to any of us on a plane.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Not only was he dancing with the white lady. P Uh,
he was into hydro codone, an oxy codone, and he was.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Pre pre fetanol opioids.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, anti anxieties. I'll prazzle in and I mean take
it easy now.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Sal don't say all their names, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
The salad of drugs. All of his ads sadly were
pulled with that news. Uh, some got put on, but
they're all gone now YouTube only. He did forty nine
total pitched products in his career, including a mini burger
cooker called the Big City Slider Station. Uh, the eye tie,
which was a necktie with a hidden pocket, and a
plate called the Greater Plater that I guess you could
(07:50):
like grape cheese on a plate instead of with a
greater I don't know why he would.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You are quite vulnerable to a lot of these things.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I am. I am. I'm proud to say I don't
think I have any Billy May's products. But man, that
vored didn't get my attention.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You know, it was like the Mark Sanchez blood test.
It was like, Okay, he was drunk. It's like, okay,
he smoked smoked out on weed, Okay, right, whatever, it's legal.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It was on cocaine and fentanyl like those last two.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's like, wow, yeah, you know that's a hell you
know what salad, it's a hell of.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
A road game.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Anyway, beating out is it Stephen Nelson's birthday? Because beating him.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Out is how did he get beat out?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I think I was writing somebody else's name and I
probably saw like something he wrote on Twitter and wrote
his name.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's my birthday today. Everybody videos sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Beating him out is Giselle Caroline Boonshin. Yeah, forty six
years old today, born in place Matt's visited hoary Dina brazil.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh beautiful born German.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Brazilian. Boonchen is a German last name. I wonder why
there would be an influx of Germans into the Brazilian
and we'll look into that Argentinian area the nineteen forties,
late mid forties. Could it be perhaps your grandfather Giselle.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Is a pure coincidence. What was his name? Goebels?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Huh Oh, look at these beautiful Aryan features on this woman.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well she's Brazilian. Oh for real, looks it German.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
She used to play volleyball, but got discovered by an
elite model management company when she was on a volleyball
trip in Riodesian Arrow. I can see that her career. Yeah,
look at this big Aryan beast of a woman. Her
career began in nineteen ninety six. She is the model,
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the fashion model who is said to have ended the
nineteen nineties era of heroin chic, the.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Kate Moss.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Butt, whole eyes, ibags, skinny bruises models, Yeah, more healthy. Well,
Wafy was one thing that was like Twiggy in the
seventies but this was wafy with a side of heroin.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
But she kind of it appealed to a certain group
of people, you know, sure.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I mean, you know a long time, but she took
it past that to a more healthy, sharp faced, I
can cut granite with my nose type of model. By
the time she was eighteen, she was the world's number
one model, and her output as a model and Nazi
work ethic, obviously what has just pushed her past any
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model that's ever the Vogue Model of the Year in
ninety nine and like eight hundred more times unfathomable, fathomable
modeling success covers, campaigns, every brand name you can think of,
Matt every boogie thing ever, David Old, Navy h and
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m all those Guinness record book breaking money as a model, books,
lifestyle books, fortune fame. Five years with DiCaprio, and of
course she got too old. She'd sanged out. She said
that she dumped him, but she aged out of the
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little league. We all know would have loved to have
seen that big body hitting more home runs in that
little field.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But you know what.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
One year later, she married Tom Brady at Saint Monica
Catholic Church in Santa Monica.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know anybody from there.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, don't know anyone else who got married there.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, but I mean I know the fighting to see
his brothers, Oscar and Carlos, the ways of mon sorger
Sin from Saint Monica's Old Torgi, Old Torga.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I hope he's still going.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
God bless him. Maybe he maybe he married. I mean
they're divorced now, sadly, but he married them at Saint Monica's,
which is pretty cool, right. They had another marriage in
Costa Rica.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well, gotta have to.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Last time I was at Saint Monica's. God bless him
the funeral for the great Mike Bastianelli, one of the
great usc football players who died. They had two kids,
her and Tom Brady, and after thirteen years, she left
Tommy for her jiu jitsu instructor, Joa Kim Valentine. A
tough blow to white quarterbacks everywhere, A real tough blood.
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It really, it was a terrible blow. It's like, oh
she started studying the jiu jitsu. Oh, we're having some
trouble in our marriage. Oh she's pregnant with a bastard child.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
She did get married and had a boy with the
Brazilian and since then Tom Brady has become what some
would call cringe cringe E. I mean even Portnoy's like,
what's up with this guy?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Flag football, Saudi's logan, Paul W w E. Comical roasts,
I G chicks Uh. Some say beneath his status as
the goat like Jordan or Gretzky. Some who knew Tom
Brady as a young man say, he's always been a door.
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But you you the listener, Oh ah.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Of this? You know he owns the Raiders.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
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