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August 15, 2024 96 mins
On today's show we talked about the things we would be willing to give up sex for. We also talked about the tweaker who pooped in our parking lot and self driving cars fire up some local residents.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You rest you Banner, Drew and Laura, what's happening? It
is Thursday August fifteenth, twenty twenty four, Tanner doing Laura
wa a llalla la la la la la la la
la la bing bong im biing bong to you and
yours actually a hoi hoi to you and yours. Yeah,

(00:21):
it's hoy on I have not only Laura is it real?
Because yesterday I came on, I was like, you know,
is a hoy hoy real? I don't know if I
just made it up or what?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, I was like, I think you're just you just
you just came up with that.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You find the origin. It's totally a real thing. As
a matter of fact, this is super interesting. Hoi basically
is like hello in which just like language, it's basically
hello in English. Because Alexander Graham Bell, the Alexander Graham
Bell actually proposed that a hoy hoy be said when
you answer the phone instead of Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
But Hello took off, and he was so upset about
it that he refused to say hello and set a
hoy hoy when answering the phone until the day he.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Dinest he was nuts. Whatever he's the guy who invented
the telephone, didn't he So I feel like he should
be able.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
To create the rule.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
If anybody can say what the rules are, I feel
like it should be him. But I think that's probably
what you know, he was buttered about.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
It's funny that we just decided on hello, you know,
because everybody says hello.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
But a hoy hoi is a lot more difficult to say,
like and.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Putting inflection on it, because you can be like hello
or hello, and but a hoy hoy? How do you
change the influence?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Ho consulting? Who is this a hoy? I say we
bring it back? I say we bring it back when
I answered the phones. Now I'm gonna had stannerd you
and Laura Hi, Hi to you and yours. So that's there.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
There's there's like somebody said it, it is real, he
invented a telephone.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And there's some history there. Okay, interesting, So a hoy
hoy to you in yours this morning? We've got Metallic
Its tickets, Yeah, we do, okay, dang actually coming up.
I think at seven a m. We're gonna start listening
to more Metallica talk backs neat and get somebody qualified
for the grand prize, which is just better seats than

(02:15):
the tickets you're gonna win if you win today.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, any tickets are great tickets, but these are amazing.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, You're not just gonna crawl over one set of seats.
These are premium creams.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
So we'll do that at seven o'clock this morning, We're
gonna check your talk back messages. So if you just
got something to say to the show, download the Arheart
Radio app and send us one. In the meantime, let's.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Do the.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Stores.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's a new segment where we go around the room
sharing what we think the biggest stories of the day are.
Let's go first, Lore, I can go first.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
There has supposedly been another massive data breach. This time
it involves everybody's social Security number and physical address. A
hacking group called USD o D claims to have stolen
two point seven billion records earlier this year from National
Public Data, which provides personal information to employers, private investigators,

(03:08):
and others doing background checks. That includes sensitive identify identification
information for everyone not only in the US, but also
in the UK and Canada. They've tried selling it. Some
of it may have leaked. It's not clear exactly how
large this threat is. But officials are asking people to
monitor their credit reports and manage their passwords accordingly every person.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I mean that that is such a failure. This is
what every level.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Every time I read stuff like this, I'm always glad
I spent the little extra money when I set up
my benefits and.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
The LifeLock LifeLock thing because it's just a.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Bit a peace of mind. But how secure is LifeLock?
Is there something better than lifelong?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Like if our stuff is still leaking out on the internet, Like,
I mean, it feels like I'm just paying them to
tell me when my stuff may have gotten leaked.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I know the whole ideas of us is to prevent this,
but by the way, you just got hacked. Yeah, and
that's all that You're really.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Changing their password?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Thing is like I keep changing my password, but somehow
people keep figuring it out. So I don't really see.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
The point at this point.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's irritating as hell, man.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, I just don't think it's at this point. If
the government gets hacked, how any of us feel safe
with anything we've got.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, if the government's haacked, you can get hacked. You
know it's over.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
It's over, and they just sit and I love it.
It's like they got every one of our Social Security numbers.
We're not sure the level of threat I.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Could I could give you an idea pretty serious.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
And well that's a that's a big story. It's not
as big as this one. The big story to me
this morning is Chris Jones of the Kansas City Chiefs
to hear about him. He wants to He wants to
bail that lady who stole all those chicken wings out
of the clink. He says he will pay all of

(05:01):
the one point five million dollars for the chicken wings
to get the cafeteria out of jail, who has been
sentenced to nine years behind bars. She's sixty eight year
old Via Ladell.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Why but she did the crime like she should do
the time. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
A huge scam.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, Now, I'm not sure he's point five million dollars
and she was stealing from schools. Yeah, it doesn't make
sense to me because he hasn't given a lot of Uh, dude, there's.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
A lot of people in jail that you could probably
help out that are better off. That would you know
that maybe are really really our innocent.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Or yeaheah, I mean unless this was your lunch what
I was thinking, like that would be crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Maybe yeah, maybe he's got a person like she used
to slip in milks and somehow she always had wings
give me an extra scoop and she's always been scamming.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, I bet she has. Well here's the sad
part though, guys, because you may have already realized this,
but the criminal justice system does not work that way. So, uh,
she has already been convicted and sentenced, so it's hard
to take it back and lets something monumental happen.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Kim Kardashian has been getting people out of prison.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
So like, yeah, maybe you cover that restitution, give it,
give it back to the person who lost it, and
we can all go on with her lives.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But you know, she still did.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, she's so weird, Like why is he so invested
in that?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I know I want more from him, But that's what
happens when people claim to do things for people on
X or Twitter. You don't get the full montes.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think the big story of the day is Snickers
and cheese its have combined in a thirty billion dollar
merger thirty billion dollars. Mars And, the makers of Eminem,
Snickers and more, is acquiring kel Kelenova.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Kelen If that's the name of the company that owns.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jesuits, Kelenova. That's the brand portfolio that includes pop Tart, Springles, Rice,
Krispy Treats, among others. Combined, the two companies will control
eight percent of the snack food market. That's not That
means you can expect your cheese it's to be more
expensive here, So tarts what some of those monopolies. I
thought that was a law.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, everything's making me.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I know, it makes you just want to like go
live in the woods and live off the grid.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, I don't like cheese its anyway, So get out
of here with that.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
And I used to used to. I used to be
able to crush a box of those as a kid,
but as an adult I can't anymore. They used to
be like I was addicted to cheeses if I if
I even saw the box.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, they have like a different taste.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I don't know this is they changed? Is that what
it is like the Grandma cookies?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
My kids will crush the Pringles that's in that that's
in that portfolio.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Josie will just rock a sleeve if you turn your head.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
They're good.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I used to be able to rock a whole sleeve
of anything, you know, Like I could eat a whole
sleeve of saltines in like one sitting. I love salting crack.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I love putting butter on them, like the ultimate poor
kids snatch. I'm sure other people out there are, like
I had that snack tools.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
We've had this conversation. We all were from low cash.
You ate it when you had to.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
But for you to butter up right now, that is
pretty gnarl.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Like a successful.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I would totally but salt.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, listen, when there's no when I have nothing at
the house and it's late and I just need to
sober up or something, saltines and fire sauce from Taco.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Bell and you're you're judging me.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Butter is gross. Buttering your saltine just like toast kind
of just toast different anyway. Yeah, I guess we're both monsters.
I like to put fire sauce on my sultines and
the lore likes to butter them up.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's good to get that what do you put yours freak?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
I'm a I'm a raw doges upside down, so salt
side with the tongue.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
That's exactly how you should do it, same with like
DA's always I thought of it that one.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
It's one of the first things I taught my girls
is you gotta if you're gonna eat it, you.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Take the flavor right to the face down.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh yeah, you'll flip that saltine tonight and you'll thank.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Us later in the butter will be straight on my
tongue though, Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
No, I got a sands butter on that one.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
All right, We're gonna check your talk backs in a bit.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
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Speaker 8 (09:22):
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Speaker 7 (09:29):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
The Australian Olympic Committee chiming in on Raygun and not
just her performance because that stands for itself as.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Legendary all the wrong reasons.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yeah, the break dancer who couldn't break dance and made
it all the way to the Olympics. Well, they're saying
that the petition that has been going around on change
dot org. Yeah, is not only vexatious, but miss eating
and bullying. I vexatious is not in my vocabulary, so

(10:06):
I looked it up. It's causing annoyance, frustration or worry
and Tanner, you were just talking off the air houle.
She's getting like tmz. She can't go to her car.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Somebody was like costing her trying to walk to like
a grocery store or something, and they're like, what do
you have to say for yourself?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, she was just ignoring them, but they want to
get that. What hawk to a line, you know, like
her her SoundBite that they can run with. And I
get it that. It was a terrible performance, probably the
worst of all time, but at some point you just
got to let someone live their life on the internet whatever.
She can stay away from it, But can she go
get a bagel without getting crushed?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That would be nice. Someday it just happened, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, I guess in a couple of weeks she'll be
able to get.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
A bag.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
And I think you're going to be for the next
few weeks.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
We're going to eat it home. You know, they do
deliver to the house.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, I think he's star. Aaron Judge is the fastest
player ever to three hundred home runs, reaching it in
nine hundred and fifty five games. We don't take a
lot of baseball over here, but this guy is a
stud at the plate, going big all the time. So
Aaron Judge will likely be a first ballot. Well, he

(11:19):
is a first ballot Hall of Famer already. So there's
the sports.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Thank you, Mitch. Sorry. Coming up next, we've got a
new segment called The Badass of the Day. Hey, we
will hear about that coming up after Tom Petty Happy Thursday.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Drew and Laura, what's going on over there?

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Well, insects, you wouldn't have liked it, big old hundred
leg thing running around for us.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Saved the day.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
We were just like we were in mid conversation and
all of a sudden, both well Laura went is that?
And then like Drew jumped out of his chair and
go what is happening? Because I couldn't see anything.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
It was massive and it was on the wall. So
like there's these lights on the ceilings, so it was
like casting a shadow.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh my god, very creepy.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
You kill it? Yeah, it's very did.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's a still all three hundred legs of it.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Good right now blends right into the carpet. But I'll
pick it out of there.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Appreciate you, my friend. It is our lazy boy text line.
That's nine eight one ninety seven. It's now time for
our new segment called the Badass of the Day. All right,
we have so many stories of idiots and what else, just.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Just tweakers, general dumb dum yeah Loserville.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
But finally a story about a genuine badass who just
happens to be eight years old.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Well, I like that.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
This just happened at at big discount lookers in Minnesota, Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
What's an eight year old doing in big city list?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I will tell you that an I didn't know this
till I was a parent. That miners can come in
with their parents.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
That makes otherwise could the car somebody could carjack the thing.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, you know the kids too, You just let them
come in. They can't have any triples.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I was going to say, when they start grabbing bottles
off the shelting.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Fireball only for the kids.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
An eight year old girl used a baseball bat to
defend her father, who was struggling with an armed robber.
Here's a local report. Leo punches the man, wrestling him
to the floor. Seconds later, come to you see his
brave little girl.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Don'd so proud of her. So she's she's so strong,
grab a baseball bat.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
This is the beat.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
She was hitting the suspect before running away.

Speaker 11 (13:38):
I would say, I just want to cry when I
see the media because I was like, I don't expect
she did that. I I spec I a little girl crying, screaming.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
An incredible act of heroism.

Speaker 11 (13:52):
She said she wanted to be defend me from a little.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Girl who saw her dad needed help.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Wow, that's me.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Wouldn't it be nice to send your old's a badass
going around hitting people?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That god Dad's back.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
That made that gave me like goosebumps because you know,
you know, my kid just turned nine today, but she
was he's eight basically, and just thinking of Lucy's swinging
a bat on someone for you, you know, you're like,
we did something right.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
You're gonna you're defending the squad.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, so the guy had like a you know, like
a little little baby gun. But you know, if you
see that and you don't know it's a BB gun.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah yeah, you be super scared. As an eight year old,
you think that you're gonna get hurt, but you take it.
If somebody hits you with a bat, you probably don't
want to hang around, no, like even if they're eight,
that hurts, like hell. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I had a BB gun when I was a kid,
and this was the It was a BB gun that
looked like a nine millimeter. It was all black and
it just looked like a hand like a real handgun.
I had those too, and I don't under well, it
was a different time. It was a different time. They
might even still make it. I don't know they do it,
but I.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Think there's a starter to get or there's some sort
of a notifier that it's not like a.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Red dot or something there or nothing on this gun.
It was just it just looked like a It just
looked like a nine millimeter or something, or a clock.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
It might have an orange tip now or something like that.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
But I remember I would carry it around and a
friend of them, I guess it fell out of my
bag or something once and a friend's mom found it
and she thought I was a gang member gun. I
know it's a bb gun. We're actually we're just shooting
squirrels in the background.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Those innocent those.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Little baby and pellet guns caused more drama at people's
houses because somebody would buy one, and then you would
pass it around to whose house had to stash the thing.
It couldn't always be at my house or my mom
would find it.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, that thing looks too real.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, that's how you that's how you catch some hot
lead in your leg.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I had it when I was so young that I
couldn't even at the time pull the clip back. I
couldn't even pull the yeah, you know, I couldn't cock it. No,
it was just not strong enough.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
And you're like, that's officially too young to have it.
But hey, the nineties were more a glorious time.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Speaking of weirdos, did you guys see the person running
around in the parking lot here at the radio station
when you got to work this morning?

Speaker 10 (16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
She well, at first I thought she was maybe somebody
who worked on the second floor, because when I pulled in,
she was just like kind of she just emerged from
the woods.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Let me tell you what I saw when I pulled
in this morning. She wasn't just no, no, she chilling,
just chilling. I pull in and the first thing I
see in the parking lot when I get here this
morning is a woman pulling her pants up and kicking
dirt on whatever she just did in in the bark dust.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Unreal.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I don't know if she did, I don't, But what
do you think she did? You don't kick dirt on
p It's literally in the parking list. So in our
parking lot right in front of the building. You know,
you've got parking parking lot, and you've got like the medians,
so there's trees there, and there's like a plant every
ten feet or so. And she looks like she took
a something right there in that.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Park You know you're not right in the head. There's
a forest right there that like Now, granted I would
pray to use the restroom, but there's a forest. You
got to hit the lot.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Look, Drew, it's a long walk.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
And that lot's looking modified.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
I hate to make it even more gross, because I
pulled in a few minutes after you, and she had
clearly already had the deuce in the dusting. And then
she when she's walking over, I'm thinking the same thing
Laura did. I'm like, oh, she's just going second floor.
And then she kind of like deviates to the right
and away from the door. So I look up at her,
and she just takes her right hand and throws it

(17:27):
in the front of her stretchy pants, and she's just
and she's just right in front of me.

Speaker 12 (17:31):
And just.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Doing her business. She was like in a drawer looking for,
you know, a spoon.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
This thing was. It was a lot of movement, and
so then I looked up at her face and it
had been stolen.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
She probably was looking for a spoon, but it's not
the type of spoon you and I.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's the same thing I feel bad for when people
go to their job and they have to like literally
step over bodies like somebody getting sleeping or camping there,
and and like, you know, there's businesses who've had to
shut down. I've seen it time after time. You know,
countless business is shutting down just because the employees don't
feel safe.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, there's all kinds of restaurants too, that every morning
they got to come out to the porch and just
be like, oh God, what are we gonna find? Yeah,
and then you have to clean all that.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
What do you find? Actually, I'd love to know, like,
what do you see when you get to work? When
you get to work, do you have do you have
to clear somebody out?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
How gnarly?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Because I get to work this morning and I literally
see somebody going either number one or number two in
the in the bushes here at the radio station.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
You know, at least she kicked dirt over it.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
You got that like a cat. That drug zombie is amazing.
I came up with the story to tell, and you
one up me with the dues. It was like, yeah,
she was at her hands in her pants.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well she actually can't.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Check this out?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
And then I so I get up, I get into
the elevator, and I go up to the third floor
where our radio station's at, and I look out the
window just to see because she's looking in the car windows.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I didn't see this, saw her do that.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I didn't see her pull handle or anything, but she
was definitely looking at the car windows.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Definitely. I saw her put it and I started taking
things not high value items. But I put a bunch
of stuff in the glove box and like shoving it
around because I'm like, if she's just like, oh, headphone,
that's a that's a bold one.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Fine, that's a bold move though. I mean it's getting
it's light outside at this point.

Speaker 13 (19:13):
It's game on.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
If you if you're gonna try and break a window
now or whatever, you're gonna be in trouble.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
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Speaker 7 (19:28):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Danner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on one of five nine
the Brew. In the last segment, we were talking about
this sketchy person we saw in the parking lot when
we got to work today. When I got to work
this morning, I literally saw a woman pulling her her
pants up and kicking dirt on whatever she just did
in our in our bark dust right in front of
the building.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Try and take a peaceful morning deuce.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
So Drew, h just off the air. You know during
that song, he went around to go and see if
she was, Like maybe she fell asleep in a shrub
out in the front or something.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Anything could happen. Was she crashing, was she winding up exhausting?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
She was looking at you know, card windows and stuff,
so she was very high. We wanted to know if
you have to deal with this when you show up
to your work, you know, like there are there are
reports of companies having to shut down because they don't
feel that their employees are safe just walking to their car.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Right, and like customers don't want to frequent a place
where they got to step over people sleeping in the doorway.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Like construction guys, what they win a half finished building.
I can't imagine. First show up, you just have to
scatter them away, Like yeah, yeah, I mean that's what
I said to the lady. Like I had my window
partially open, and I used an obscenity, but I was
kind of talking to myself and I was like, get
the f out of here.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Like we gotta do something, We have to do something.
I'm done with this all. You gotta have compassion. What
about our setting? Yeah, like a dying star, it's just
imploding watching it happen. It's just real time. Let's see
what's trending.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Sorry for what's trending.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Let's get very worked.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Up, and you have to take a sip of water
as you deserve one. I've been overly worked up all
our right, I'm with.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
You, cold down?

Speaker 10 (21:13):
Did you so?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I'm really excited to see limbizguit next week?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Is it Wednesday night?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
It's Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
A lot of yeah, but I mean the shows coming
Food Fighters tomorrow Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
But you know what's funny is that I had in
my mind that that Food Fighters show was in September,
so earlier this week I was Friday.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
When you guys told me on Tuesday that it was
this week, I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
I I originally thought that both Food Fighters in Green
Day were going to be September shows. But it's a
nice little treat to hit that. And then you've got
Loserville on Wednesday, that's right, and well they can be
on Friday.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Holy I don't know. My for you page on TikTok
and Instagram has been a lot of Corey Feldman. Yeah,
I've had a lot of them in that shimmery mirror,
shiny glass. He looks like a disco ball, you know,
and then he's just been kind of cringey to watch.
But I can't not watch it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I can'tnot say it so car crash, you can't look away.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
It is so cringe that I put my hand on
my hand, like my hands on my face, and I'll go,
oh my god, Corey, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
So what is the band thinking this whole time? That's
what I was wondering.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
They're they're just, I think, just happy to be along
the day.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Those those guys are never.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Going to be famous.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Corey Feldman's guitar solo, I guess has forced people to
believe that he's like mimicking it on stage. Yeah, he's
really playing it. You can tell because it sounds awful.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Would you use that draft?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
What's throwing people off is he's using a pedal like
makes it look like he's adding extra notes that aren't there,
so it's like a delay heard thing. But Fred Durst
actually showed up on stage during Corey Feldman set to
prove to everybody that he was playing guitar for real,
which is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
It's like, leave Corey alone.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
And then Corey like go, he goes all right, Corey
play that solo, and then Corey just like sounds like
a twelve year old picking up at the guitar for
the first time.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
So bad.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Here's the clip if you want to see it on
the internet.

Speaker 14 (22:59):
I don't know if forty Thumbman is really playing this solo?

Speaker 12 (23:04):
How about you.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
All thirteen people? Yeah, we're excited.

Speaker 14 (23:09):
No tricks, no tracks, no nothing, straight up right.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I hit it, yes, please stop? Fred? Thank you cutting

(23:36):
him off? So I think video continues. He's like he's
doing it. He's really doing it.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
It's funny how that could even catch fire because it's
so bad, Like if you who would take a track
of trash yeah and use it like I mean you
wouldn't you make yourself good?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I think Fred is fully aware of what's happening, and
Corey is the only one who doesn't get it.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah no, oh he knows.

Speaker 15 (23:58):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
You can hear in the tone of his voice.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's like, ahead, Corey, no play this song.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
You could tell how terrible it is. He's definitely playing.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
It for real.

Speaker 14 (24:07):
I don't want to know if Corey Felan is really
playing this.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
So you.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
Okay, no tricks, no tracks, no nothing, straight up right,
you hit it?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
What's that noise? I honestly, if your kid's doing this
in the other room, you're walking down there in the
stock listen.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Right, my god, one, I mean honestly, at what point
is he gonna just quit? Or do you think he's
in turmoil?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Like he's never gonna quit?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
I think he does. He Coreyman doesn't quit.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I think he absolutely believes he's Yeah, I think so too.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
The best is when he looks at the crowd and know,
if you've seen the video where he looks at the
crowd he keeps doing I think of his mouth like
he goes.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I know, like he's doing it because he thinks he's
supposed to do it, not because it's happening naturally. Like
you look at John Mayer and he's got guitar mouth,
but that just happens because he's because you know, he's
in the moment. But Corey, they can't say the same
for that. Man.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I can't wait to hear it do a like a
guitar due with John Mayer and.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Fel Oh my god, can we make it happen?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
So for some reason, Corey Feldman lives rint for you
in my head quite a bit, and I think about
it a lot, and I was thinking about, like how
he is. He's so convinced. He sounds good, but he
grew up just pretending to be good at things, right,
Like he was a kid actor. So it's like, all right,
just learn how to mimic this and you will look
like you're an expert. And I think that's in his
head what he still does, Like I I saw a
guy doing this with his mouth. This is what you

(25:44):
got to do when you do solo exactly. So he's
just pretending.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I don't fake it till you make it.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
BA.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, because more power to it.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
And he is on tour with Limp Biscus.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
True my band's on.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, Well he's on tour because he's Corey Felton and
because his mouth from Goonies and because he's it's it's cringe.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's why he's on too.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
And I can't wait to see it in person.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I know, man, I'm showing up early to the show Wednesday.
What you got because he's the first act.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Fred Durst is like, really, what time do I have
to be on stage to review this thing?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
This three hours before his performance, like.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
He's so early in the set. It looks like all
the clips that I see, like there's people are still
coming in.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
And like stocking concessions.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, the sun is still black like in their face, like.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Everyone's at the merch booth. No one will trying to
beat the rush. I don't understand why, Like, why would
you not want to see?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I can't wait. I'm gonna be like, if you know,
the longest security doesn't stop me, I'm gonna walk right
up as close as I can get and watch Corey Feldman.
It's because my seats are a little further back, so
I'm definitely gonna be pushed back eventually.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, you early walk with purpose exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
You can check out that video if you want to
see it one of five nine in the brew dot com.
You can also see our listen to our Donkey Show
podcast and much more one five nine in the dot
com click on Tanner, Drew and Laura. All Right, someone's
gonna win Metallica tickets this morning. We're gonna listen to
more Metallica talk backs and lessen ten minutes on the
Brew la all right, it's time to play our Metallica

(27:08):
talkbacks and hook somebody up with tickets to see them
in Seattle coming up at the end of the month.
It's there no repeat weekend. Yeah, I'm super stoked to
see the show.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
You know, we did see Metallica when they were in
Portland last time, but it's I feel like you never
can see Metallica enough.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Is that is that they relate to their own Yes,
like an hour and a half way into the their
own traffic.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Yeah, that was brutal.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I remember Jim Brewer had to keep coming out and
like vamping. Yeah, and he was just like, you're stalling because.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
It's like his thirtieth time out there. If we'd known
they'd be an hour and a half late, we would
have hung out on stage longer, I know, you know,
because it's like they're kind of they were kind of
should help after a while. Yeah, it was a good
time though.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It was a lot of fun. Some Metallica will be back,
hopefully they'll they'll be on time. I'm assuming they will
for this show. It'll be on time for this And.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Here's the good news is that we're giving away tickets
to Sunday Nights show. They will have already been in
Seattle for a couple of days, so they really.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Have no excuse.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Totally yeah, tots, all right, So all week we've been
having people send us their best James Headfield impression through
the iHeartRadio app the talkback feature. We've been picking the best.
Each day, someone wins tickets, and that person who wins
the tickets gets qualified for the grand prize, which your
premium seats. These seats are even better than the tickets
they already won.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, which is nice and it will takes great and
this is amazing.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I do believe we're taking those other tickets back though.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Give me them back. We'll take grade.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
You get the upgrade, and then we'll take the other
ones back. But uh, would you want to hear some
just raw dog talkbacks. Let's do it, all right, Metallica
contestants number one today, believe it or not, as Mick
D who we just heard from at the top of
the segment.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh, well, we know he's a skilled singer.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well skilled, you're using that word very kindly then loosely.
But here's mc D sending another talkback. He is his
impression of James Evanth.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
So you walk into the restaurround straw from the road.

Speaker 14 (29:02):
Is the chakeetting off the cool oo.

Speaker 16 (29:04):
You pretend the does and bother you, but you just
want to explode.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Nice bad, not bad, little seager version of it, you know, Yeah,
a little lighter metallic version of the song.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Turn the Page.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
You love that song.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I think that was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Good thing when you're first your leader in the clubhouse.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I mean, I mean I feel like I want
more growl.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, you know, well there's not a lot of growl
in that song.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, that's true. It is more of a balace.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
It's a Bob Seeger song.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, but if you want growl, let me give you.
John Gellings. He sent us a talkback message trying to
win Metallica tickets and delivered his best James Headfield brewkrew.
This is John Gellings calling in to hopefully get some
Metallica tickets.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
A little unforgiven too for you here.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, what I've filled, what I've known, Turn the pages,
turned the stone behind the door.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Should I open it for you?

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Or are you one forgiving too?

Speaker 15 (30:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
All right, you don't like that, okay's not a fan.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
I don't think it was better than the first one.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I kind of got a little bit better.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
But really.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I felt like he does. I don't know. Alright, it's
a little bit better.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay, all right, what do we get more a note?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
A little bit better? Yeah, here's David Shovelin. I think
you said his last name chovelin, Schlublin, shovelin. I wish
it were shoveling. He's heard it, Yeah, I get it. Okay,
here's David's impression, searching, Seek and destroyed. That's Count Dracula.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Then it's like a serial commerci.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
I do appreciate that he chose a different song.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, because some people have been doing the same one.
So that's true. All right, Well let's see if let's
see if Anthony Anthony Federci, I don't know, he sent
a talk back in he wants Metallica tickets his this
is his best James heads an impression.

Speaker 14 (31:22):
Master Master dreams after?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Is he on the toilet?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
I think he's standing.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
You know he's got If Cookie Monster is dropping a deuce,
that's what.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
This Master dreams A love after.

Speaker 17 (31:39):
Master Master promised only laughter.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Laughter. All I hear and see is laughter, laughter, laughter,
laughing at my crass not a note hit cook.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
And I was waiting for the PLoP at the end.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh, really really icing on the cake.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I feel like Simon cal today. We're having a tough
ride with these contents.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, I mean we've got a few more more.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
I'm just like praying.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Today's may or may not be the best. This one
is from Chris Mathis. I think we even played one
from him earlier this week, but you know he didn't win,
so he still has a chance. Given sent another one in.

Speaker 13 (32:22):
A little baby, don't say a word, and never man
that knows you heard.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
It's just the beast under your bed, in.

Speaker 14 (32:34):
The closet, in your head, it.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
Light and.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Mine, we're off to never cut it off. You only
got thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
And also I feel like did he change keys?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Everything was going all right and then I took it
the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Out of those? Out of those, that's all we have
for today to.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Choose from between the first and second. Yeah, that's what
I'm thinking, Nick D And what's the other guy's name? Oh,
I'm sorry this part didn't get to you and.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Mine.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
We have to never okay, hear me out though. Are
we making a decision right now?

Speaker 10 (33:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Okay, So remember the first time around when we gave
away Metallica tickets and we made people like go to
weird places to sing. Yeah, didn't make d win those
tickets because he went to the airport.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Very very good observation.

Speaker 10 (33:44):
He can't.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I don't think he can win again.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That it's not fair. No, why would he even try?
Because you get that prize hog on the phone right now,
Why would you even try?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
He likes to sing?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
No, Okay, so you're saying, I'm saying we only have
one other.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
He's just that would make it the other guy, that
would make it John number two, number twel he Brew crew.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
This is John Gelling's calling in to hopefully get some
Metallica tickets. Galan galax galla, what a filled?

Speaker 17 (34:16):
What have known?

Speaker 7 (34:18):
Turn the pages?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Turnstone behind the door?

Speaker 10 (34:23):
Should I open it for you?

Speaker 7 (34:27):
Are you one forgiving to.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I mean I like it all the under duress.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I think we got to all the turns today. That
was the least stinkiest turn. Congratulations John, you got tickets
to Metalica and you're qualified, my friend, for the grand
price which we're gonna announce tomorrow, which are better seats
than the ones you just got. That's all right, and

(34:58):
no more talkbacks.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
From you.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
He's like, what, no, no, no, I write a less
you're saying about bacon.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Okay, hang.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
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Speaker 7 (35:16):
Here's Drew.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Well, it looks like ray Gun.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
We were talking about her an hour ago. It looks
like she may have spoken out, calling of this whole
aftermath devastating. And you know we touched on before. We
don't have to dig way into it again. I do
just start feeling bad when you, like, even when something's
super funny, right and you're everyone's laughing in the room,
and then you see that person just like consumed by

(35:43):
the sadness, it's kind of hard to like keep laughing. Well,
then you see the kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah it's the frozen room, the frozen teranactyl or no,
the t rex thing that she did, Like, yeah, it's
so cringe. I'm sorry we did.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
I get it. Like if she genuinely thought she was
doing a good job and the whole world now is
laughing at her, that's kind of brutal.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
The name's Reygun.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
I feel like Raygun should have just pivoted and said, oh,
it was all a joke, Josh, Yeah, come out of
this yeah, and then played it off like she was
bor At of Australia and just drop the mic. But
instead the sadness is written all over her face. It's
a sad deal there. Also tonight, Maura, you've got the
preseason returning for Football Week two goes tonight now. The

(36:32):
Eagles and Patriots will kick off at four o'clock on
the NFL Network. It's probably the best football you're gonna
see before opening weekend, So you know, hit your chair,
get your grub on and check out Eagles Patriots right
now in New England. Favored by two and a half.
There's your sports.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Thank you, Goddy. Much more on those stories at one
five nine The brew dot Com. Just click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura coming up here in a few minutes.
We're gonna get some people qualified for that free trip
to Las Vegas.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
We are giving it away next Friday morning at Bacon
and Beer. The School of Rock edition going down to
mcminimon's and Forst. Grove. All the info one five nine
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Speaker 7 (37:13):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Laura, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, Happy Thursday.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
All right.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Bacon and Beer coming up next Friday at mcminimon's and
Forrest Grove. It's the School of Rock edition, and I
keep I don't mean I'm hitting that button by accident,
but I'm going with it. Okay, I've been trying to
hit my applause. Yeah, So Bacon and Beer is coming
up next Friday. Everyone who shows up to mcmimon's and

(37:43):
Forest Grove next Friday between six and ten am gets
free bacon, nice, free, delicious, greasy, finger licking bacon. We've
got a ton of concert tickets to give away, lots
of games and other prizes to give and someone's gonna
walk away with a free trip to Las Vegas to
see comedian Krascher. Yeah, baby, it's gonna be great. Party
Resorts World, Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. So coming out

(38:06):
if you're in Beaverton, Hillsboro, Forrest Grove, any of those
areas where it's other bacon and beers have just been
too far to get to. Yeah, this is the one
to come to, right.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I've had a few people reach out to me just
being like, finally you guys are coming out my way,
you know, so I'm excited to see some new faces.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
And we were just talking about how football season's coming.
And to get into your chair. It's like one of
the only times I can think of anywhere that you
can just walk into a party and leave with a
lazy boy. Like somebody at our party gets a chair
like what I cherish at my house, and Tanner does too.
It's like that alone. If it wasn't the four hundred
things that we've mentioned, that chair is going home with someone.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
And we're also collecting school supplies with lazy Boy to
help their a school supply drive benefiting the Salvation Army.
So if you have a backpacked that can help out
some kids, you know, pencils, pens, paper, all the things
that kid need, please bring it down because we're trying
to collect as many school supplies as we can for
the School of Rock. Addition of baking a beer that

(39:06):
is right.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
And school is sniffing at the door.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Dude, I just read this thing that was like sixty
percent of parents.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Hold on, let me find this because a lot of
you've probably seen your social media feed, if you have
friends out of state pictures of kids at front doors.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, oh yeah. The survey found that the back to
school stress is hitting parents hard this year. They say
that the back to school stress is causing sixty percent
of parents to cry, like literally to be in tears.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Well, yeah, because if you think of I mean, food
is more expensive, gas is more expensive. I mean, I
guess some gas prices are coming down a little bit,
but it's still not cheap. And then on top of
all of that, you gotta pay for new clothes for
your kids. You gotta pay for school supplies. You got
to pay for this, that and the other thing.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
It's a lot.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
And you don't need to be rich, but your kid.
You want your kid to think that you can provide, right,
and when you don't, when you can't give them all
the things, they turn around and they ask you if
you're poor and things like that, and it's not. That
doesn't feel good. So we're gonna try and help and
get some a mass amount of school supplies and take
those tiers away.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Parents spend an average of seventeen hours a week managing
schedules and logistics. Do you think that's about right? Seventeen
hours a week?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Yeah, I mean, it's all the hours is what it
feels like.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
But I would think is like maybe a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Whatever you're waking off work hours are. It's all that.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Money's even a bigger stresser, as parents expect to spend
an average of four hundred and fifty eight dollars per
kid on back to school basically is crazy. That's nuts, man,
and Drew's like Drew's parents. I can imagine Drew's parents
had four boys. Yeah, I mean that is a kick
straight to the money tank, and.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
I'm gonna be in for it because my three girls.
They're also you know, like you don't just throw sweats
on a girl if they want to be like, hey,
I need these jeans on top of them. And it's
so yeah, we've only done the light shopping at this point,
and the JanSport backpacks are there. They're more colorful these days,
but I have different Oh he's like black and oh yeah, more.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Collegebol more glittery, and more expensive.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
The girl ones are pretty pretty baller, but you know,
they're pretty penny like anything else. So let's try and
get some backpacks down there too.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
So forty four percent of moms and dads rate their
back to school stress level is high this year, very
high this year, and twenty nine percent say it's more
stressful than the holidays.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
It's funny that sixty percent cry and forty percent consider
it highly stressful, So twenty percent are crying for no
reason and need to calm down, right, I mean, if
you think about.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
It, the status and why are you crying?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
They're not stressed, crying because their little baby is growing
up so fat well.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
That's even rich kids have to know.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
And I saw a video of a kid going to school.
I think he was going to high school, his first
day of high school or something, and he rode his
bike away and the mom started crying right there.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Honestly, I can feel the emotion though, like today is
my daughter's birthday and eight felt like a little kid
in nine is just it's at the door of double digits.
Oh yeah, and I see my I have two twin
nieces who are two years older than her, and they're
in grown up mode, so I see what's happening.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I you know, you see talks about it all
those are big life moments, like big you know, like
when your kid moves out for the first time or
goes to college. You know, like that's got to be
scary and emotional.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
So and my selfishness is like I kind of like
that little kid who wants to sit in the chair
with me.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
And at four hundred and fifty eight dollars a kid,
we're gonna need as many school supplies as possible. A
grand if you got a two pack, that's wild, so
p please bring down some you know, paper pens, anything
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Speaker 3 (42:49):
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Speaker 10 (42:58):
True.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Nice. See there next Friday at Bacon and Beer. A
School of rocketition. I don't know if you saw this
video that keeps showing up in my for you page,
but in San Francisco they've got a bunch of like
driverless cars. Those those yeah, I don't weird.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I don't trust it.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, well, there's like a whole area where they kind
of once they're done with their shift or whatever, they
go back to one parking lot, like somewhere in downtown
San Francisco. Yeah, but they're all coming at once and
it's causing they're causing a traffic jam. And so people
who are living in these apartments right above the parking
lot are being woken up in the middle of the
night because these robots are honking at each other.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Come on, if it's got so much AI and everything
in it, let's teach it how to put itself away.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
And I saw the video. It's a giant, big parking
lot like you would see at the motor center or something.
Is it packed and it's just like just driverless cars
robots just sitting there honking at each other.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Arement like, how many of these are?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
In?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Twenty cars? Thirty cars?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
So then what happens? Does a human have to go
down and manually park them? Because if they can't figure
it out.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I think they they eventually kind of like roomed their
way out of the spots, just kind of back and forth.
But the company has said that they've fixed it so
that it doesn't honk as quickly.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
So this is what in time, This is what it
sounded like. Imagine it's two in the morning, you're trying
to go to bed and you hear this outside.

Speaker 16 (44:19):
Residents are fed up after being kept up at night
by driverless Waymo cars honking at each other through the
night as they park.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
I could not be more.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Cranky today, and over the past two weeks, I've been
waking up more.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Times overnight than I have combined over twenty years. Waimo says.

Speaker 16 (44:36):
The vehicles automatically haunt their warrens when other cars get
too close to them while reversing.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, and I mean, especially for those people in San
Francisco when they're paying five grand for a studio apartment,
it's like, can I at least get some peace and quiet?

Speaker 7 (44:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I would go down there and put a brick right
through that robot car. Here's a clip, like, I think
this might be a raw clip. I'm gonna try to
find a raw clip. Oh my god, this is what
one's in on the action. Here we go. So it's like,
where's that coming from?

Speaker 9 (45:08):
I look down and I was like, I think it's
coming from the way moo cars.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
This parking lot full of dark. Anyway, it's a honky yeah,
And I'm telling you that would make me nuts because dude,
like being woken up. I don't blame that guy for
being cranky, because I am a I am a nasty
fart when I'm woking up in the middle of the
night like that.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Especially when it's like incessant, Like it's not just like
one honk, two honk, it's like several honks that aren't stocked.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
And you can't yell at the person. You can't you
can't tell them to stop. It's just a robot.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I probably would go out and take a baseball batch
one of those cars or is.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Their twentieth car in just.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You just see these dash cam clips of just this
crazy tale woman getting out the hood of a hair
over her face. I'd pay to see that. Anyway, we'll
put the video online if you want to see this,
this robot traffic jam in a parking lot, because it
looks dumb. It's like, this is where we're at.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
But is this the future? I mean, look, it looks
like it's the infancy of the future.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It does. I feel like that's that's going to be
I five here in a couple of years.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, well, I hope they figure it out before they
hit the highway here.

Speaker 9 (46:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, you'll find a way to get somewhere in less
than an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
One o five nine in the brew dot com is
the website if you want to see it. All right,
let's put a few people on the guest list for
that trip to Las Vegas. We'll give it away next Friday,
bacon and beer. The party's free and open to anyone
and everyone, but you got to be a finalist to
win the trip, and we'll put callers one through five
on it. Right now eight six six four four five
one five nine.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Let's get it.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Story.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
It's our new segment, the Big Story, where we go
around the room sharing what we think the biggest stories
of the day are. I will go first. A decision
on to on when to bring two astronauts stuck in
space back to Earth will be made by the end
of the month. Apparently people are still stuck up there,
oh my god. Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams have been

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on board the International Space Station since going out up
in the Boeing star Liner spacecraft in June. If it's
determined the astronauts cannot return on the star Liner. Then
they will be forced to wait until February, which it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I don't know how they can keep doing that because
last I checked, they're running out of food, like they
don't have it.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
They know.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
People can bring them things, but I mean, they were
supposed to be up there for a week.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Right, I think, Man, imagine, you know, don't underestimate Butch
though operation bring Butch back. Well, we're gonna We're gonna
get these people.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 10 (47:29):
Though.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
The craft had problems in several of the twenty eight
reaction control thrusters, which I totally know all about.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Well, for sure, we know a thrusters needed to get
you home.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
And NASA's trying to figure out what happened. So that's them,
and I.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Don't think I think a big problem too, is that
they can't decide on what needs to be done, so
there's a little there's some back and forth going on
amongst the NASA folks, so they need to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
And it's so frustrating, Like, man, I had tickets to,
you know, the Creed Reunion, and I'm stuck in space
not supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Do they have like the army rule, like the no
no man left behind? Or is it like they're a
big business just like a hospital And at some point I.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Think they do everything they can to get the people.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
It's a dark question that begs the answer.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
They do everything they can.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
And also it's the International Space Station, so I'm sure
maybe they could hitch a ride from Russia or so.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Oh yeah, they're bros.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I don't know if you've noticed. I think they're a
little bumpy right now.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah, we took McDonald's way. You think they're gonna pick
our Duda, I feel like we're right here. You're on
your own.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
And I saw that the Ukrainians bombed a bunch of
their massive space satellites because they invaded Russia. To Russia
and blew up some of their their deep space satellites.
They just blew them up.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
That's what happens when you start, you know, chesting up
on people in the hallway. They might punch you in
the air.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Right, there's gonna be some retaliation.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I think the big story is that Alaska Airlines there's
a pilot who and I didn't know that you had
to have certain certifications to land at certain airports, but
apparently you do, I don't. Laska Airlines pilot had to
turn around after he informed the entire plane that, oh, hey,
by the way, guys, I'm not qualified to land at

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the airport where we're going. They were on their way
to Jackson Hole, Wyoming from San Francisco. I don't know
if he didn't know he didn't have the proper qualifications
or what, but they had to divert the flight to
Salt Lake City find somebody who was qualified to land
the flight in Jackson Hole. Everything I think, Jackson Hole,
Jackson Hole.

Speaker 14 (49:29):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, but it was like a three hour delay, which
it could have been worse, I guess, but still pretty inconvenient.
When your pilot comes on is like, yeah, hey guys,
I don't really know what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
So guys, I thought I could do this when I'm
pan How are they not checks and balances? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah, it's like new paranoia unlocked. It's like, on top
of everything else we have to worry about. Now, when
I get onto a flight, I'm gonna have to worry
about whether or not my pilot is qualified to fly.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Just lean into the cockpit and be like you qualified
for this, bad boy, he got this or you got it.
The big story to me, guys is what we're doing
tomorrow night, and it's the Foo Fighters concert. I had
a friend sending me pictures yesterday of what looks like
tour buses heading into town and then an unmarked tour bus.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Which I mean Dave Groll's in town.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
I believe Dave Grohl is in town. If I hadn't
to put money on it, or DraftKings had the line,
I would say, he's here. I wonder if it's gonna
eat tonight at a nice place?

Speaker 7 (50:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
What hotels he's staying at? And if if we figured out,
let's send Beef there on a scavenger hunt and find
Dave Goldamm. Yeah, what do you think, Beef Water?

Speaker 13 (50:33):
I think they're flying in tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Well, I mean if he just had this tour bus though,
he might sleep on that. Can you sleep on that?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah? You can sleep on tour buses there like apartments
back there?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Do you think they do?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Though?

Speaker 13 (50:44):
I was talking to my friend last night about this
very thing, like we were talking about Metallica. Are they
even using tour buses anymore? Do they just fly in
stop to stop.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
I think they probably fly in, and maybe they do
fly and that's why they were late. Yeah, but maybe
it maybe it depends on where they're going, because the
West Coast tour that goes right up.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
If he has a luxury bus, I could, but I can't.
Don't you see Dave Groll like toughing it out with
the crew. I don't see him pulling that like that's
that fancy fly in later move.

Speaker 13 (51:12):
I think anybody with that level of success probably has
their own bus.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I'm sure he's got his own bus, but he still
tour takes the bus and it takes the bus. He
doesn't fly in, he doesn't smell their fus. I guarantee
you he's got his own bus. But I'm just saying
that he's on the road with them instead of flying it. Right,
if you still have yeah, you should go.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Here's the bus that was heading into town. So if
it's that silver and black huge marathon bus.

Speaker 13 (51:41):
Tomorrow, Penders could that's true.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
There's no guarantees on an unmarked bus.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I'm just I'm just saying. But back to the story
at hand, which is, well, just so fast tomorrow Befa
Bay is going to dress up his Dick Tracy and
go hunting for Dave Girl.

Speaker 13 (51:57):
We're gonna have to locate said costume. I know it's around.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Better figure it out. Well, you figure it out.

Speaker 13 (52:05):
Better figure it out.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Figure it out, beef water.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
You guys want to hear about Providence Park on the hurry,
I'm not done yelling at him quite frankly.

Speaker 15 (52:12):
No, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
First concert, first big concert in almost twenty years at
Providence Park. We're all going to be there and we're gonna,
you know, put the screws into our boss for a
few drinks beforehand.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Believe it.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
In nineteen fifty seven, guys, Moltnoma Civic Stadium had the
one and only Elvis Presley in their first concert ever
and they had fourteen thousand, six hundred people there. Then
we'll have thirty thousand people at Providence tomorrow night. And
from what we hear, no guarantees. Just like that bus,

(52:47):
there will be a firework display, and that's what's been
happening in the last few concerts. But the concert has
to end by ten PM, so I get.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Your rus I'm starting at five thirty.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
I think so, because the city has an order and
it's that we stop having fun at ten, so the
zombies can come weep.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
People have to poop out here for how many?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
How many? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Right, people got to pitch their tents now and they
can't do it all this noise?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
How much?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Is how many people do normally go to timbers games?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Like?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
What's the capacity of Providence Park for a show versus?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I think it's quite a bit less, just because you
can't put people on the field.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, and I I just court what he thought. I go,
do you think traffic's going to be worse for this
or is it worse for timbers games? He goes, this
is going to be way worse.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Oh yeah, Luckily we'll be in walking distance at two pm.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, that's true. And if possible, I mean, the Max
stops basically right there. So if you need an extra
mode of transportation, you don't feel like paying for parking.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Market Lawa's house, take the Max.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
There's a lot I know a lot of people who
are doing just that, Laura. They're going to be at
somewhere in the burbs and then.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Just what try that's the way to go?

Speaker 9 (53:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
More on the stories online at one of five nine
in the BRU dot com. Just click on Tanner, Drew
and Laura Coming up next, We want to know what
what would you happily give up sex to get? Like
you would never have sex again if you know you
paid my mortgage for the whole year forever. Yeah, is
there something that you would give up or is there
something that you would want that you would be willing

(54:12):
to give up sex for. Huh, think about it and
we'll take your calls. Coming up right after Bush, it's Tanner,
Jew and Laura on one of five nine the.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
Brew you're listening and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
L Happy Thursday. We would love to know this morning.
What is something you're you're happy to give up sex
to get? Like, Man, if I could just get, you know,
a new car, I would give up sex for the
rest of my life. Damn.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
I feel like I could get my head around a
year for some things, but just to say I don't have.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
To do it, Yeah, that's what I like. Maybe a
year I could A year is a good No, I've
gone a year without without it before I can do
it or not. I can do that.

Speaker 10 (54:55):
I can do it.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
But yeah, the survey went around and you'd be surprised
what people are willing to give up. I'm sorry you.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Were willing to, you know, get for no sense what
the trade is.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
So uh, the Surviyce says, quite a few people are
willing to give up sex for a deposit on a home.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
No, no, it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
According to an, you don't want to own a home
that bad. And plus once you're in that home, you're like, man,
I don't want to have sex with this.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I got all these rooms finally, no neighbor to pound
on my wall.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
And that's just a deposit. That's not like the cost
of the full house. Yeah, I just won.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
I reading one deposit for the other.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
And I remember when I finally bought my home. It
was like a long time before I actually got to
like christen it. Yeah, you know, it was probably like
and I was counting, it was like seven or eight
months before I cursed. Yeah, like, what's happening to me?
But that's uh, I don't know that I could do
it for that. There's no way because then you just
be alone in my house all day. I could do
nothing to do, and I.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Could do a shorter term, you know, because it is
it does get you ahead in life, and its instant money,
you know, when it comes to equity in a home
and when things appreciate, like all homes do. But it
you go back to maybe you could, you could bite
on a towel for a year, but you just can't
give up the sauce effort.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Well, there's a lot of people who say this. More
than a quarter of the two thousand adults polled would
happily stop having sex for a year if it meant
they would have enough money for a down payment on
a house. No problem, that makes sense. I would do it.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I could do it for the good of the group.
You know, I would not be happy about the deal
that had been struck. I'd become march I'm cranky as hell.
Oh yeah, but uh, and I could try it. And
even in like a relationship, you go a year without
doing it with each other, it starts to eat at
the foundation of the whole relationship.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Uh, even more gen zers would make that trade, as
half of them say they would do it.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
They don't meet people, so I mean, yeah, they're just
alone with a pad. Is there anything that they do
want to do besides complain about things they want to
be paid for, complaining about want to speak to your
managers what they want to do.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
And that's not the only thing they'd give up sex for.
A third would trade celibacy for a raise at work. Uh,
and a quarter would stop having sex to get a promotion.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I mean, you could see how some of these people
are laying on the ceiling of what their jobs willing
to give them, and they see a manager to get everything,
and you.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Just feel like this is all very short sighted. You're
I need a promotion, Okay, that's cool for a minute.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Yeah, but you're going to turn into the night stock
or when you haven't done.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
It before and a half you go crazy. Yeah, yeah,
I don't. There's not a lot that I'm willing to
do that for. I think maybe, like if you paid
off my house totally, I.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Can like a year, maybe a year maybe, yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
For that.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
You start getting the head, then you get that range rover.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, and then you get all the ladies.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Yeah, you're like, sorry, lad but you'll yeah, but you'll
have money to travel after all that. So you know
that that's very true.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
You could be in a month ago, I was going
to say, I was going to say I might trade
sex for just like happiness overall, Like if I was
happy and content with my life in like every aspect, Yeah,
and I was just like fine without it, then like sure,
I mean, I guess i'd give it up if I
could just have that overarching happiness in my life and

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feeling of contentment.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
You know, that's that's a pretty smart thought too, because
how many people have given up sex for happiness because
they just got their heart broken on repeat and then
finally it's like, Okay, well, I just if I don't
do it with somebody, then I won't feel like that.
So I feel like that's I don't actually happened.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I don't love, I can't get hurt.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Yeah, exactly like my mother in law she doesn't date
because she's been walked on bee water?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Is there something? Is there something that you're willing to
give up sex for to get?

Speaker 13 (58:45):
Look, Gang, I've been married for one hundred and twelve years.
I'd give it up for all you can eat shrimps
at Red Life.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
He's like, I'm already, I've I've that's still available, even.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Though now I think that's what put him out of business.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah, let's go to Syrian. Steve. Good morning, Syrian, Steve,
what is something you're willing to give up sex for
to get?

Speaker 9 (59:03):
Well?

Speaker 10 (59:04):
Your biggest asset. If somebody will pay off my house,
will definitely make an agreement with the wife because if
you pay off this house, Bro, you have all the
money in the world to play with, Bro, because that's
your biggest statement, you know what I mean? Or eight
hundred dollars a month, there's a lot of money you
can You can go to Hawaii, you can go to

(59:25):
wherever you need to go and make up for it,
make up a whole year.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
But don't you yeah, a whole year.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
But it's like, even when you have all that money,
don't you want to like enjoy it and like share
it with someone?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
And doesn't that involve usually you know what I mean?

Speaker 15 (59:39):
Like one, Well, yeah, I mean, of course, of course
you're gonna will you will have the money to enjoy
it because you're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Going on vacations, and don't you want to get busy
on vacation?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
All right? Hearing Steve, we.

Speaker 10 (59:55):
Gotta how about to be causing an earthquake in that region? Bro?
Makes you brother?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Got some talkbacks through the iHeartRadio apprican cent Us one
anytime what's that? What's number three is name?

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Because you got the girl and then you got the
guy that he's like the older guy.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
That's like the host of the show. Nun, there's the
third guy?

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Was he talking about talking about me?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Who's Uh?

Speaker 18 (01:00:25):
If I didn't have that, if I couldn't have to anymore,
you had to trade it in for something, I would say, uh,
insurance may all my insurances, oh, medical, danel, life, auto,
every insurance that I have. I want to take Carol
had no taxes, and I'll give I'll give it up,
but I won't give up something relation.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I tell you, maybe never having to pay taxes again.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
That's that would change your life?

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
What would you be willing to give up? Sex four
to get more of your calls and talkbacks coming out?
Hold on? Sorry? What is that's the sexy saxophone?

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
That's nice?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Sett in that mood? Here, let me get rid of that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
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Speaker 7 (01:01:15):
Here's Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Well, Well, we talked about it early this morning, but
Chris Jones of the Kansas City Chiefs doing a bit
of a head scratch move where he says that he
will pay back the one point five million dollars owed
by the chicken wings swindler, who happens to be an
elderly woman. At least she gets the senior discount. But

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she's been stealing wings and it's a whole lot of them.
He says he'll take care of the tab. Now, he
just signed one hundred and fifty million dollar contract. But
if you don't have like a dog in the fight,
why would you cover that? And and if this is
your battle against injustice, like Tanner said earlier, I think
we could hand you a duffel bag of cases that

(01:01:58):
could gladly use your money. But you know, chicken wings
are delicious, especially in the buffalo variety. It's true, a small, crispy,
just explosion of flavor. If I had money to throw away,
I don't know if i'd save her, but wings would
definitely be in the conversation. Oh and by the way,
she's not getting out of jail because what she did
was against the lawn. She's convicted of a crime, and

(01:02:18):
you can't just pay somebody's debt after the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Well, that's not how it worked.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
The mob would be like, oh, how much can I
get a Gottie back?

Speaker 19 (01:02:25):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Finally, Aaron Judge of the Yankees fastest to three hundred
homers after nine hundred and fifty five games. I mean,
you think about that. He is homered in almost one
in three games in his career. I'm not sure I
could hit it out of the infield without my hands,
shocking me to my core. He will be a first
ballot Hall of Famer and maybe a statue outside the stadium.

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There's just sports coming up next.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
We want to know what is something that you're willing
to give up sex for to get. The survey found
that a lot of people are like, Hey, just give
me a deposit for a home and I'll give up
sex for life. Yo, just crazy. I don't know that
I could do that. I'd really sleep in a box.
I think, what would you be willing to give up
sex for to get? Eight six six four four five
one oh five nine is the phone number. You can

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also shoot us a talk pack message through the iHeartRadio app.
If you don't have it, just download it for your
phone Stannard, You and Laura on the Brewer. Laura, all right,
we want to know this morning, what is something you're
willing to give up sex for to get? The survey
found that a lot of people just want money for
a deposit for a house. If you give me a

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deposit for a house, I'll give up sex for life,
which I think is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Crazy, crazy because don't you want to get busy in
your new house.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Totally, man, totally, there are a few things in this
life better than a trip to cheek Town. I don't know,
this is tough.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
They also found that uh, more than a quarter of
these two thousand adults pulled would happily stop having stop
having sex for a year if it meant they would
have enough money for a down payment for a house.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
So sure, I mean having having a down payment for
a house in a year's time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
That is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
So maybe I feel like a year is doable. It sucks,
and you know, but I've gone through dry spells before
or it's been a long time, and if I got
on the other and the end, the other end of
that house, I feel like I could do a year
because if I would not be happy about it, you
wouldn't be, but you would know that you're going to
It's nice to know you're gonna win, right, And it's a.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Little easier for us guys than it is for the
ladies because you also have to like ward off advances.
We have no one coming at us, you know, it's
it's hard. It's hard to have a dirty wind show
with no bugs fly and nobody. Yeah. So it's kind
of like just idle the engine and sit in the
parking lot of life. And you get a house, I
the engine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I'm parking it and putting a tarp over.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
It, paying because paying rent conditions you to be all grump.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Let's go to Jennifer. Good morning, Jennifer. What is something
that you're willing to give up sex for to get?

Speaker 13 (01:04:54):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Financial security?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
That's a pretty good one. Yeah, like for life, you know,
like you would have just wouldn't you say? Financial security?
That just means you can pay your bills? Or are
you looking to get like Tyler Perry Rich.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
No, I don't want to be Tyler Perry Rich. I
just don't want to worry about paying bills and a
roof over my head and food in my fridge. The
worry is overwhelming.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Yeah, that is, and I think that is that's more
than fair. You know, if you're struggling, you're living paycheck
to paycheck, maybe even you're not even doing that well,
you know, it's like to have that security and to
know that you're gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
I mean that that is worth it, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
And I've had terrible relationships in the past, so I
pretty much gave up sex when I moved here, and
I just didn't want strangers in my kids' lives and
it wasn't worth it to me to take that time
away from them to go on crappy dates with crappy people.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Jennifer, how long is it? How long has it been.

Speaker 10 (01:06:00):
Yours?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
In your dry spell?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Got like a hatachi or something. I'm gonna buy you.
I'm going to buy you something nice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I am not.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Do you get not an unattractive woman?

Speaker 9 (01:06:16):
Do you get like?

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
It's not like that at all?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Right, so you get hit on and stuff at bars?
Do you get like, do you get like horny? I
hate saying that word. It is it's just a weird word.
It's a weird word. Who does I've never liked saying
the word.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
No, it's a terrible word. It's yeah, so cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah, and coming from a guy like me, it just
sounds gross.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
I mean, of course that's you know, science, but I
mean yes, but it's also you can take care of
that really quickly.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
That's but worrying about bills doesn't go that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
That is true a priority.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Jennifer, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Let's
go to Dan, Dan, is there something you're willing to
give up sex for to get.

Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
You know, well, anticipate the tray, but kind of feels
like you give up sex when you have kids.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Yeah, you didn't choose it. Yeah, and they are just
about they are worth it. But yeah, definitely that's a
that's a real thing. But that's not something you get
to choose. It's just you wake up one day and
you're in the routine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
But let's say, you know, let's say even eyeball in,
like a boat or something. Would you would you give
up sex for a boat or something that even eyeball in.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Never no, see, because all those little things are petty
to me, because it's all it's all you know, what
is it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
The material things? Who cares about that?

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
And even like, what about what about? What about the
Blazers win a championship?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Great?

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I love the Blazers. I might even cry if it happens.
But then if you remind me that I'm also never
having sex again afterwards, I'm not even going to the parade.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Would you give up sex for life for the Vikings?
Do in the Super Bowl this year?

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Same thing as the Blaze about a year?

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
No, not even in your No.

Speaker 13 (01:08:01):
I feel like there's also that component of how we're
wired as humans that as soon as you know that
something is off the table, your brain tells you that's
all I want?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Is that things you want exactly, it would be tough.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Yeah, And especially when it comes to like material possessions
and stuff, the shine is going to wear off eventually,
you know what I mean. So it's like, but sex,
if you're doing it right, is always exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
So I don't know, even when it's going wrong, it's
sometimes exciting. Is you're feeling something, Yeah, I'm pretty sure
she's on into this right now, even if it's disappointment.
You're feeling something something. We got some uh talkbacks to
play and some text messages you get to Let's listen
to some talkbacks real quick that we got to the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
App Good Morning Recreu, Happy Thing Baltimore. Into you Baldebuilder
here something that I would happily give up sex for.

Speaker 9 (01:08:50):
Would probably say that way my.

Speaker 10 (01:08:52):
Dog could live for as long as I live.

Speaker 19 (01:08:57):
I'm all right, you guys have a good day, keep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
On rocking to have your dog live forever. I have
to think about it, man, that's dude. I'm maybe sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Actually made me well up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
I don't know, maybe because I think about Cooper dying
and I get I get sick to my stomach, you know,
like I physically get like sick, and I get sad,
and I like, I just you know, I just lost
Bear a couple of weeks ago. That was tough. Cooper
is going to be way worse.

Speaker 13 (01:09:24):
And Cooper feels the same way. When he sees you
having sex.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
That would he would give it up. He's like, PA, just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Make it go away. But I think I I might
for that one. That one's a pretty decent one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
That's a really good thought actually for life to real
animal dad at that point, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Like, you're only ever going to have a fur baby.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 20 (01:09:48):
I got more talk backs being happy Thursday. A Uh,
y'all are having the wrong kind of sex. If you
give it up for money, man, if I can't, if
I can't give it to a red head every now
and then you could just put me in the ground.
And the reason I go to work get up every
day so I could get lay a red head down,

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baby bong.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
This guy is all about and I think correct me
if I'm wrong. I would love to hear from this man.
Aren't you engaged to be married? And please, for the
love of God, tell me that she's a redhead because
if she's not.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Right, and he's like, yeah, I work every moment to
get something every once, is not a redhead?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Like, excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
We got some text messages coming in our lazy boy
text line at ninety one. This text comes from zero one,
four to four. It says, if no sex for a year,
if they could pay off my debt, I'm in okay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Yeah, we don't know how belly up you are.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Did you have a Nordy's card and lose it happened?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
It happens to the best of us.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
But I mean for a year, Yeah, to give it
up because paying off debt is maybe one of the
best feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
In the world.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
You'd feel so rich if you didn't have the things
that chase you, including your mortgage.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Yeah, seventy three eight says I feel like people are
way too short sighted, Like you're gonna give up sex
forever for fifteen to three thousand a month. You'd have
to give me at least a few million.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
Well, okay, Casanova, I don't know what you're putting a
leg up on. It's like, yo, I'm crushing all day.
I mean, just the time that you have to put
in to make that money back.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Zero two five to three says you'd give up. He
would There's nothing that he would want. That what he
would give up sex for nothing? He says. If me
and my lady can't at least three times a week,
life is pretty rough.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Okay, this man is high maintenance. Three times at least.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Yeah, that's a good number. It is not achieving that
number two.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Or a perfect world.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
But Monday's, Wednesdays, Saturdays or something.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Yeah, Oh yeah, Well how about three times a year anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
How about that the ABC's of sexy Time good god.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Yeah, well, that's a good way to be single.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:11:58):
It's the way life goes man quarterly quarterly like tax
is it like?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Is that what it is for you to be funer
about quarterly? No, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:12:06):
I guess it depends on if it's a leapier or not.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Some headaches per square in some factors headaches per square
inch six zero eight one says I've been married for
twenty years and haven't had sex since twenty nineteen. What
could that be worth? He asks?

Speaker 15 (01:12:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Thirty eight twenty seven says I would have all the
money in the world to give up sex for the
rest of my life. You have to be all the
money in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's a no.

Speaker 13 (01:12:31):
So if you have all the money in the world,
is there nothing else in existence?

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Yeah, you can own every.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Yeah, you do really have everything.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
So everything you're really be sticking it to everybody else.

Speaker 13 (01:12:41):
This is a weird concept. We've got all the money
in the world. Everybody else sucks none, I've got it all.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Ninety one nine sevens are leasy if we text line
where he calls coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Drew and Laura all right, we're getting closer and closer
to bacon and beer. The School of Rock addition coming
up next Friday at mcmnimon's in Forest Growth. That's right,
Hubert Stove to be at Grand Lodge. I've never been
there before. I'm actually gonna stay there the night before.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
I think it's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
It's a good way to go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I know some people were having trouble with the promo code.
You just got to make sure you put.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
In the Brew, not just brew.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
But yeah, it's all one word.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Yeah, the Brew all one word.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
And if you are staying, it's only good I believe
if you're staying from the twenty second to the morning
of the twenty third.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
But yeah, it should work on like it's shun.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Get your little discount there, So log on and get
your room. If you're staying and then showing up early
to bacon and beer, we're going to be having free bacon,
you know, serve to everyone who shows up. That's right,
So come on out and get some. You could also
win a free trip to Las Vegas to seek Sea
comedian Burt Kreischer at Resorts World, and we are asking
people if you can we understand that a lot of
people are struggling. So if you're struggling, you still want

(01:13:48):
to come to Bacon and Beer. Just come, but if
you can bring down some school supplies mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
And even if you were in charge of supplies and
it was expensive, you realized that you had extra of something, Yeah,
that can go a long way, Like maybe you got
an extra thing of notebook paper, yeah, or pencils.

Speaker 10 (01:14:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
We found out this morning that it's like four hundred
and thirty dollars a kid the average price for school supplies.
This show a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
And when you're already strapped for cash and you have
to choose between putting food on the table and buying
college ruled notebook paper, you know, I mean, you have
to make sacrifices.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
So please bring some down. It's going to benefit the
lazy boys, stuff the bus school drive, helping out the
Salvation Army. So just come on down, bring some school
supplies to Bacon and Beer. We've got a lot of
prizes games. Laura is going to be competing in the
Capitol game because Laura is like kind of a weirdo
when it comes to capitals, Like did you use name
capitals whatever state?

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Yeah, I don't know how it happened.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
I just you never left your house and you read you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Were a nerd.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
I mean, you're not wrong, you were a nerd, but.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
You got the skill.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
In the end, the guitarist gets the last laugh, so
does the states lady.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Yeah, we're going to see out in the work who
at the in the crowd can beat Laura, because you know,
the whole game is beat Laura the capitals. Well, we'll
come up with the better name.

Speaker 21 (01:14:57):
Yea, the whole it's a working title with a capital yeah, yeah, no,
And the winner of that is gonna get prizes, right,
you know, some concert tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
We also do you remember the end of Carmen San
Diego when the little kids would take that light on
a pole and they would have to go put it
on a country like worst Chat in Africa.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Yeah, after you beat out everybody else, he went for
the grand prize.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
It's like the grand finale of the show. Well, we're
gonna do a game like that. So we've got a
big giant map of the world. It's blank, and you
will give you a continent and you just have to
start naming countries. Yeah, it's not as easy as it
sounds dude.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
It would absolutely fail miserably at this game.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
That show sent so many kids home in tears. Yeah,
I remember watching it going There's no way I would
embarrass myself. Oh you get into like East Africa, you
can forget about it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
It's pretty pretty hard. So we'll play that game as well.
It's all going down Friday, August twenty third, the Bacon
and Beer School of Rock Edition at mcminimon's Grand Lodge
in Forest Grove. We will see you there. Get all
the info at one oh five nine in the brew
dot com. We're commercial free the Brew.

Speaker 7 (01:16:01):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
La Orlands Rock Station one of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner Drew and Laura. Laura sent me this email
last night and apparently Taco Bell is bringing back some
fan favorites.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Yeah, it's like a menu item from every decade or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Now, anytime I see that Taco Bell is bringing back
the I get so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
And so that's why I sent it to because I
was like, maybe the chili cheese please.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Ever there it never is, And sure enough, once again,
it didn't make the lists, not there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
What else?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
What's on there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Then, So they're bringing back things from decades ago, Like
back in the nineteen seventies, there was this thing called
the green Brito that they're bringing back with green green sauce.
It's filled with three fried beans, crunchy onions, and shredded
cheddar plus green sauce made from green chilies to in jalapenos.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Interesting. I mean, I'm kind of surprised they don't put
green sauce in more things.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
They used to have an option to put it in anything.
And then then there was the green sauce away.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
For a while. They're at Tacoble they have this thing
called Wild Style and I loved it. Was that bowl
you would get like yeah, I think they would put
red and green sauce in it, maybe Christmas styles. You
can still ask for that, they'll give it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Oh nice.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
And so they're bringing back another item from the nineteen eighties.
It's called oh sorry, did I give you the seventies
seventies brito?

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
The nineteen eighties item they're bringing back is the Mexi melt.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
The Mexican What does that?

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
What does that happen?

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Let's see smelt it sounds like is that like the
Mexican pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Each Mexi melti is a combination of melted cheddar, monterey jack,
and mozzarella with ground beef and pico di gallo. Is
that you said, Pika digayo all wrapped up in a
soft tortilla, soft tortilla.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Okay, Yeah, I mean I'd like to say it sounds delicious,
but it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
But I feel like it's just like all the same stuff. Okay,
they added some chico, but like what else?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Yes, from the nineteen nineties, they're bringing back the beef
Gordida Supreme, I do love a Gordida. And from the
two thousands, they're bringing back the caramel apple and baby
I love.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Can we go back to the Gordida Gordida?

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
What you got against Gordiashloopa at least has some crunch.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
A gordida is a doe ball.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
It's like a pillow in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
They're showing a picture of it. It looks so chewy,
like just like it's not chewy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
It is not true.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
But bring back the double decker, bring back the Notcha Supreme,
bring back the Girl's stuff burritos, bring back the chili
cheese Brito put that at the top. Yeah, before I
melt down.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
I melt down over some refred beans.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
And green frus screaming into the air.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
I know, well, no, I honestly, we were screaming about
this in Eugene. You when you and I we brought it.
They did when Drew and I were doing the Donkey
Show in Eugene for years, we just were joking on
the air about the chili cheese Brito. The owner of
all the Taco bells in Eugene, he's now passed. May
he rest in peace. A legend, but he owns the company.
The family still owns all the Taco bells in Eugene.

(01:18:55):
I don't know how many that is, like a lot,
it's a handful of taco bells or something. He sent
us a letter, like a handwritten letter one day, who
thanking us for all the mentions, the free mentions that
we were giving Taco bell on the radio. He gave
us one hundred dollars in Taco bell bucks, which at
the time would buy you food for a year.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Yeah, it was three or four duffel bags.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
And and he brought because because of your show, I'm
bringing back the chili cheese brito at every Taco Bell
and Eugene and still to this day it's on the menu.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
That is pretty Nico. So what do we have to
do to get some franchise owners to put it back
on the menu.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
You know, we have spun our wheels on this. You know,
I thought I thought it was going to be an
easier game, Like when we got up here, it's like,
oh that you just bring it up and then comes back.
That's when we were like just snap our fingers in
and out and it's gonna I mean, because it happened once.
You know, we can strike fire twice.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
It was kind of easy the first time because we
didn't really know we were doing it either. We were
just talking about it and the guy just called letter
one day instead he was bringing it back. So we've
tried to do it before, and I don't know if
like the drive isn't there like it used to be.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
You know, it needs to happen. Is that one of
us needs to buy a Taco Bell.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Oh yeah, that's gonna be a little light. You gotta
be have like one point five million liquid cash liquid
not not even total as.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
I'm pretty close you guys, if you were almost.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
There, I've been saving.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
But yeah, like you know, if there is a Taco Bell,
how about this, If there's a Taco bell a franchise
who's willing to bring back the chili cheese breed out,
we'll do a bacon and beer there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Oh man, that would actually be amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
It would be fun like the Taco Bell, and we'd
have like figure out a way to get a liquor
license at Tea Bell. We could make national news.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Serving Baja Blast with like vodka and it would be amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Okay, that's worse than a four local party. I mean
a bunch of bas love it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
So we'll entire list of all the items t Bell
is bringing back at one of five nine dot com.
But if you own a Tea Bell and you want
to bring the back to chili cheese, we would love that.
All right, we're commercial free thanks to Lazy Boy on
the Brew I mean Thursday, we are just a little
over a week away from bacon and beer. The School

(01:20:59):
of Edition going down at mcminimmon's in Forest Grove. Super
excited to be taken over the Grand Lodge. We've never
been there before. Mcm minimums for a bacon and beer
before high.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
To christ Grove. I mean it's a lot of first Yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Got free bacon to everyone who shows up. We also
have a ton of concert tickets to give away, and
someone it could be you, we'll walk away with that
free trip to Vegas to see Bert Kreischer at Resorts work.
That's right, all right in studio with us real quick.
We've got a very special guest, yeah, we do. Her
name is Lucy. Good morning, Lucy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
This is Drew's nine year old daughter. She turns nine today.
It's your birthday. Yeah, it's your birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
It's pretty cool that you wanted to spend your ninth
birthday here at work with dadness friends.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:21:52):
Yeah, I think I've been actually waiting for this for
like a very long time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
That's all we've heard. We've heard, like Dad, you said,
you you said, it's been how long since you wanted
to come in here?

Speaker 12 (01:22:02):
Like two years? And oh, probably look longer than that,
because the last time I was here, I was two.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
It's been a hot second. Now, there was some pandemic
time that squished some of that, like letting the kids
come in here, But yeah. I was waiting until you're
a little older, because not everything flies across the bower.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
She's been making us laugh off the air, and we're like, damn,
do we have to replace True with this kid?

Speaker 7 (01:22:26):
Old?

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
She's coming for our job.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Are you gonna be our new co host?

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Lucy? This is a good idea. I go run the
I go and draw on the driveway, and you do
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
You can make some sweet hopscotch drawings, Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
But Laura was joking that she might replace one of us,
and you said, you're not here for that. What are
you here for.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
I'm remember to have fun, here to get money and
have fun.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Well, I see, Laura had some cupcakes delivered like a
minute before you got here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
We got some presents for you, cupcakes and presents. And
I'll look at her light up. Yeah, well it's your birthday.
It's your birthday.

Speaker 12 (01:23:03):
I didn't expect it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
You know what I've I was just telling Laura off
the air that, like she is so well spoken, you know,
nine years old. I mean she's just turned nine today,
you know, and she's very you're very well spoken, Lucy.

Speaker 12 (01:23:16):
Yeah, I turn I also turned nine at eight a
weight this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah, so you've been nine the minute, a whole hour hour.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Yeah, how's it feel? You're feel indifferent?

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
Or I think as soon as it I seen as
it was eight away, I was like, I feel taller
and older.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Yeah, that's how it happened.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Wait till you're forty, you're gonna be You're gonna be tired,
and your back's gonna be sore.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
I mean, look at this picture of her. That's a
year ago. She's grown up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
That's a year ago. Quite a bit, and just a
single year, you've gotten super tall, Lucy, super tall.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
You're gonna be taller than your dad.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Pretty sick.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
It's not gonna take much.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Do you think do you want to do what your
daddy does? You want to get into radio?

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Be honest, that sounds like.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
It's in your topic. What are the other top like
top twenty five?

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:24:03):
I want to also be an actor or a singer.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Probably pretty good that she does crush on the stage
and I'm trying to float your boat. It's your birthday,
but she's she is a she's a stage girl, that's
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
You want to play DJ for a second? Yeah, do
I do that? You just uh, I'm going to give
you a song, and you get to talk up the song,
and you get to pretend you're the DJ. You get
to pretend you do what your dad does.

Speaker 14 (01:24:27):
So you'll do that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
So you'll say, Hi, it's Lucy and you're listening to
my radio station. It's my birthday today, Ganggang or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
And uh and you know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
What's the name of the band that she's going And
you're going to talk into Ozzie's mama, I'm coming home, okay,
and you'll have fourteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Say whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
You think you can do that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
No press, do you think you can?

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
But be smiling.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
She's done with whatever you say after fourteen seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Okay, all right, so I'm gonna give you the go
signal and you're gonna talk for fourteen seconds like this
is Lizzy and introduce the Ozzy Osbourne song. Okay, I
think you can do it.

Speaker 12 (01:25:05):
Okay, she's got it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
You got here. We go in three two.

Speaker 12 (01:25:11):
So you're listening to my radio show. It's my birthday,
I'm visiting here, and we're listening to this song, this
great song, and we're all laughing and having fun.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
That was awesome, awesome, It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
You're a pro Lucy, you're you're hired. You are hired
to open up your present from I think there's one behind.
We've got cupcakes in here too, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Casey, can you grab that thing?

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
It looks a little heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
All I ain't got some presents. That's a big bag. Whoa, whoa,
that's a big bag, Lucy. All right, she's diving in
there getting her presence.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Oh my gosh, what is it?

Speaker 12 (01:26:04):
Tell us say what is what is a chicken squshmellow?

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
That is the biggest squish mellow I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Those are hot right now?

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Aren't you even wearing a squish mellow T shirt? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
I am with like it's like a friend's version of
squish mellows. What do we say when we get gifts?

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Thank you, thank you, say thank you and bing bong.

Speaker 12 (01:26:25):
There's something else in here?

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
So you got one more?

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
One more gift?

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Oh whoa.

Speaker 12 (01:26:32):
A bracelet making making kit?

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
That is very I expect a fancy bracelet, Lucy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Yeah, thank you. You gotta make you gotta make friendship
bracelets for all your new friends.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
In here's she's just hugging that thing bigger than she is.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Happy birthday, I believe even some listeners wanted to chime
in and say, happy birthday to you, Lucy, Good morning.

Speaker 17 (01:26:54):
Crew, Good morning Drew, Good morning Drew's daughter. This birthday today,
Happy birthday two, big Ball, Happy birthday too, Happy birthday
to cheese daughter, Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
There it is.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
She's got a big day today, little pool, a little uh,
going swimming with her friends. I already had the French
toast nice and she's totally staring at the squishbellow at
this point, obsessed focus lou.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
All right, coming up in a few minutes, we are
gonna find out what's trending and uh, we might put
some more people on that guest list for the trip
to Las Vegas. So hang on.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 21 (01:27:45):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:27:46):
Online?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
On one O five nine, the brute dot com ray
Gun has spoken. Uh, the Australian break dancer who you
know embarrassed herself on the world stage, has actually finally
commented on all the drama and I've got the club
for you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
That's too bad, yeah, because we say that she embarrassed herself,
but she has a different story.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
I listen, she will regardless of what she thinks. She
embarrassed herself. But I do feel bad because like, it's
got to feel batter, it's got to feel awful, and
the whole world is clowning you. The whole world, all
the social media is in every country, You're getting made
fun of.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
It's got I feel bad for her, especially when you
were taking it seriously and you gave it all you got.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Yeah, And here's because we a lot of people thought,
is she joking? Right, Well, here's what she had to say.

Speaker 19 (01:28:29):
I really appreciate the positivity, and I'm glad I was
able to bring some joy into your lives. I didn't
realize that that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
Would also open the door to so much hate, which
has frankly been pretty devastating.

Speaker 19 (01:28:45):
I really like to ask the press to please stop
harassing my family, my friends, and the broader street dance
no more.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
What's harassment because I don't imagine the press calling room
and saying, hey you suck. Yeah, it's just they're calling
for The press is just calling for the interview. But
the people on the internet are the ones probably bowling.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Yeah. But I do feel like a lot of opinion
pieces and editorials and whatnot, and that those people have
not had nice things to say either, you know, I
think anytime you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Get popa razzied or TMZ style, whether it's them or not,
it's got to be rattling for us. It's just normal bagel. Yeah,
and your privacy is over.

Speaker 19 (01:29:27):
Stop harassing my family, my friends, and the broader straight
dance community.

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
I did take it very seriously. I worked my butt
off preparing for the Olympics, and.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
I gave my ole, truly gave her all.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
She says, well, if that's like it comes back at hard,
it comes back to preparation, you know, because like it
looked like improv, like a kid improving a dance on
the ground where you're like, okay, it's bedtime, and then
just keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
It looks it looks like a sketch, right, it looks
like an absolute SNL sketch.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Like Shannon or is that the one from SNL.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
The rock Star? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Yeah, it felt like that type of a thing, Like
it's so bad that it's is that entertaining?

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
But I you know all that said, I yeah, I
feel bad for you getting you know, because it shouldn't
hate you for it, Like let's make fun of her
and joke of how bad it was. But there's always
hate her, right, who cares? Yeah, in two weeks, you're
not even gonna care about this. You're gonna hear you're
gonna hear the words raygun and be like I'm done. Yeah,
like the Titanic's up.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Maybe a third week.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Just for her shoes, but after that, we can't forget
the grills, those grillers.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Anyway, there's a like a she's like posted like a
two and a half three minute video. So that was
just a clip of it. If you want to see it,
we'll put the entire thing online at one five nine
the brew dot com also this has this has gone viral.
Let me pull this up here. Uh. A suspect actually
jumped off a bridge to avoid arrest in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
WHOA, Oh how tall his bridge?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
It wasn't that high, because you know bridges in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
It's not like here, like a boardwalk or something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
But he does jump right off and you can actually
hear him hit the water, and the cops are just like, yeah,
he just went overboard, jumped right over the bridge.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Yeah, how are going to get away? You think that's
gonna solve your problems?

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Bro, here's the moment it happened, turns around, jumps. He's
just jumped right off.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
How annoyed is that cop? But he's in the water, Yeah,
because he's got a patrol car.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Take his gear off and hop in there and get
that because like, what is he gonna do tread water
for how long?

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Yeah, I've got to come out. I would just wait,
just wait.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
And if is this a lake o ocean? Body probably looks.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
I see some land in the background, so this could
be a bay.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
It's funny because the cops really all they have to
do is wait by the shoreline. It's like, okay, all right,
he's getting real tired out there. He's gonna come right
to us.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
That videos online one of five nine dot com. Also
the trailer for Craving the Hunter. It's a Spider Man
spin off. It's not in the MCU, it's in the
Sony universe, so it's gonna be terrible. If you want
to check out the trailer it is online. This will
be another I guarantee you it'll be another Madam Webb
Venom three piece of garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Wah wah wah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
So anyway, trailers online if you if you're interested, look,
let's go to fat thoral quick, good morning, fat thor.

Speaker 15 (01:32:21):
Holy brew crewe.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
See he's got you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Yeah, we got to bring a hoy hoy back.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
We uh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
We found out that a Hoy hoy holy boy was
actually something that Alexander Graham Bell proposed to be the
thing you say when you answer the phone instead of hello.
But Hello took off and he was so upset about
it that he decided to say a Hoy hoy when
he answered the phone until the day he died.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Does anyone know? And I don't, And this isn't like
a trick question, like how long ago he invented that phone?

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
The phone was like eighteen hundred, I would guess, And
eighteen when did Alexander Graham Bell invent the telephone? March seventh,
eighteen seventy six.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Oh close.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Not a bad guess there. But so it's not gonna
be too hard. It's only one hundred and fifty years.
I think that we could bring it back.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
But I mean, maybe there's a reason it didn't catch on.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
It's harder to say Hi, hoy would have been fine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Hei.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
That sounds aggressive though, Hu, what do you want?

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
That's like get off my law?

Speaker 15 (01:33:18):
Anyway, that's a really big, really big news for you guys.
And this is actually about you.

Speaker 9 (01:33:23):
Guys this time.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Okay, it's rarely that deal, all.

Speaker 15 (01:33:26):
Right, drum it is no, this one's not about me.
I swear in my children, but drum roll please, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
He actual, all right, it's much bett door.

Speaker 12 (01:33:38):
All right.

Speaker 15 (01:33:38):
So Chris Nukes he runs cal skate pull on old
eskate shops since nineteen seventy six. He is having a
skate swap this Saturday, and he's trying to get you
guys a boot so you can collect even more children's
supplies for needy kids.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Hey, that's great, that would be great. Yeah, we would
love that.

Speaker 15 (01:33:57):
The Lord this Saturday, I think you guys should show
up because he's offering you guys free booth, free booth.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
Look at that. It's hard at the mall, dude. I
go way back with the cowskate thing too.

Speaker 10 (01:34:09):
Too, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
I used to go there as a kid and get
my independent trucks.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
And my mom has like done business with the guy
back a one hundred years ago, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
You know, the cawskate guy gonna go down there and
get a board, give me a tech, Mom to goe awesome.

Speaker 15 (01:34:24):
No, that that guy's puper stoked. He's been listening to
you guys for a long time. He actually calls in
from time to time. But he was inviting you guys
to come out, and I swear to God he's trying
to give you guys a boot. He just needs you
to show up, drink some free drinks on him, and
maybe just give out some free passes to that rock
Star Energy open that's next weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Would he be okay with Drew's daughter, Lucy, his nine
year old going in our place? Yes, she's in here
right now. She's ready for an appearance.

Speaker 15 (01:34:50):
You know it is her birthday, so I don't see
why not let's get her in there. She needs an
agent right now?

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Would you be her agent? Fat Thor.

Speaker 15 (01:35:00):
Always asks me, But I'm such a big letdown. I
think this is more of something like beef Water's Alley,
you know, a little more responsible.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Lucy, do you think that you could if we couldn't
make it, could you show up and be in charge
of the brew at the booth?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Yeah, she's got Yeah, Like, why would you even ask
me that she's doming a cupcakes right now? I'll do whatever, Alright,
Fat Yeah, that's really cool.

Speaker 15 (01:35:24):
No, but no, seriously, tell Lucy this Saturday from noon
to seven at the old H and N spot in
Lloyd Center Mall, which they're trying to keep them all
alive by doing stuff like this, come on down and
there's gonna be a little booth so if people want
to bring down extra school supplies for the needy kids
for the one O five nine Rock School Edition.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
What was that one of the worst rock gave up
on the rest of the words halfway through the sentence.

Speaker 15 (01:35:54):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Yeah, it's one bacon and beer the School Rock Edition
happening next Friday, m Minimum's and Force Growth.

Speaker 15 (01:36:04):
Thank you. That was such a mouthful.

Speaker 9 (01:36:05):
I needed help.

Speaker 15 (01:36:06):
This is the way I'm a terrible agent. But yeah,
this Saturday, you guys should show up all right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Doing kick flips down there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
But either way, that's really cool, and we are looking
for as many people to bring down a school supplies
as possible to bake it and beer or that event
Saturday or fat thor and possibly yes we'll be at
so there you go. We're definitely going to collect us
a lot of school supplies. I have a feeling in
the next week.

Speaker 15 (01:36:27):
Sure blow this out of the water.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
All right, buddy, Thanks fatth Thor. I appreciate you man.
All right, we will see you tomorrow. Of course, tomorrow
we've got one more pair of tickets to go see Metallica,
and somebody is going to win the Grand prize, which
are premium seats, so that all that has to happen tomorrow, right,
get it, We'll do it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
Then.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
We also have your chance at one thousand dollars coming
up at one o'clock this afternoon of the Court on
the Brute

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