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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Donkey Shure, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Kid?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Does those little shits? It's Tanner too and Laura's Donkey
Show podcast though heard online at one of five nine
in the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio app, or wherever
you listen to podcasts. Yeah, yeah, I'm Tanner, Drew's here,
Laura's here, and Busters and Marcus is here. Good morning
to you and yours. Uh, don't have a lot of
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stuff for you today. I got like two and a
half hours of sleep, so I'm super tired.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What's up with that brouh?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I do not know. I was really wound up when
I went to bed last night. Also, I had a
really good night to sleep the night before, and anytime
I have that happened to me where I get a
really good night's sleep the next night's shit.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And I was wound up, and I went to bed
like I just I was energized, and I was excited
about stuff and just laid down for like three hours
yeah before I fell.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Asleep, which is super annoying. And like he right, you'd
like when you go down, you like to shut it down.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
It is, but Cooper helps. He lays on me, and
I can't go anywhere. So eventually I just I pass
out from not being able to breathe.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Right, Yeah, yeah, you're being held against your wills. He
might as well go to bed.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
We're on the live show. We're talking about the best
most popular movies and TV shows of twenty twenty four.
Found that shows like The Penguin made the list. True
Detective was at the very top of the list.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Couldn't agree more with that.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
The Boys is at number two. Some decent shows on there.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Someone sent a text in after they heard that and said, Tanner,
you got to watch Say Nothing on Hulu. It says
it's a good as show.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's the only streaming service I don't have, but I
think I can probably get it for a dollar since
I have ESPN. I was going in Disney.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, you should be able to bundle it for no problem.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, I should call Black Friday deal right now? Is
Hulu a dollar a month for twelve months?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I did that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I did that last year and I actually opened a
new email address just so I could get the ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
They're so funny.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Someone from seventy one nineteen said, Tanner, you have to
watch The Gentleman. That was also on the list of
best shows. They said, The Gentleman and the Gentleman Movie
with Matthew McConaughey. It's all about weeds.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So yeah, so it's it's that's that one where it's
filmed really cool. I think it's guy Ritchie. Okay, he's
great guy, and it has it has it has all
of those feels about it, you know, it's like, oh,
we get through this situation, then here comes a bunch
of bad guys. Cool shot, cool shot, cool shot, and
then Tanner, you'd love the fight sequences. I mean you
have to. You have to like suspend disbelief a little bit,
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like they're at a castle that also grows weed. These
types of ideas where just kind of you go with
the fun of it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Always it's in olden times, like no, it's modern times.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And but it needs to do with like money, right.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Like so like Game of Thrones, they were growing weed somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So they're like the air to uh to like being
knights or I guess like being a duke of this
or that. Okay, and so what they're actually doing is
a bunch of illegal stuff in this sweet castle and
a lot of stuff goes down. All right, I think
you'd like it, especially when you're coming up on like
a Christmas time where you can just go feed up.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah, if you liked Snatch, you will. You will really
enjoy the movie. The Yeah, exactly, any anything Guy Ritchie'll
love and really the show. I was a little bit
wary about watching the show at first because Guy Richie
is just an executive producer. He's not directing or anything
like that. But they did a great job with the
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show too. And it's only eight forty five minute episodes
or something like that, so it almost goes by too fast.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, I don't know a second season.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I found The Penguin. The Penguin is over and I
was like, that's it. I want more, But yeah, I
get it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So I'll check out The Gentleman and keep your eye
out because Guy Ritchie is actually in the movie as well.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, yep he is.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
And uh you got Colin Farrell playing like a true Irishman,
which is really cool. Uh You've got Athew McConaughey as
the only American, which I feel like was casted perfectly.
He's like the one dude, like they got they got
the Texas of America to go over and play America
in England, and I think it works really well. It's
just it's top notch, guy Richie, Shit, man, it doesn't
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surprise me that it's up there. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hugh Grant's even in it, so it's worth your nice
I have to check that out, Charlie hounum.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Uh, let's see what else do we not to talk
about today?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
This is you know, we need to hear some good
news once in a while. There's so much bad news
out there. A lost dog from California has been found
right here in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Whoa a long track.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Bruno is a six year old pug.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, I love pugs. It's tough for them to get
to point A to point B like that. Brune probably
stole yeah, yeah, that sounds like it got in a
vehicle at some point.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
The six year old pug, Bruno was reunited with its
family in California after being found in a shelter in Oregon,
over four hundred miles from its home. Missing since November eighth,
oh Bruno escaped from the dog sitters yard. His journey
still remains a mystery. But I bet you someone picked
him up.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He didn't walk here, yeah, probably, yeah, because he wouldn't
have I mean that five.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No, Yeah, some asshole picked him or not built dumped them.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
They're not built to find their own food, dude. That
and they even smell like.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's a good I don't know. They should know, they shouldn't.
They actually did a It might have been like a
verre I ruined it or Adam ruins everything.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I love that guy and the whole They did a
whole episode on the American bulldog and how it's like
inhumane to have one because they were bred to just
like live six years and then die.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They can't breed anything that can't agree on their own.
We have screwed it up right. If you cannot hump
your own and make another one, it's a ruined product.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Here's a report on Bruno, the pug being reunited with
its family after the long journey.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
A few days ago, the Humane Society of Central Oregon
was given a dog named Bruno, a pug. Little did
they know Bruno is from California, Sacramento. How he got
to Bend is an unknown Lorenzo Bruno's dog owner, drove
all the way from Sacramento to pick up the family's
six year old pug Bruno. He says the family had
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a friend dog, said Bruno on November eighth, but he
quickly escaped from the backyard. Three weeks later, Bruno was
found at a gas station on the south side of Bend.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh Jesus, that's somebody just grabbing and then that dog
probably runs from everything and ran from them.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Either that or they dumped it. I hope the dog ran.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I mean, why would you take it all that way?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
People do that, they'll realize it's too much, or they
don't like the animal, or it stinks it snort or
a shit in her car.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, good point.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
There's all sorts of reasons they've just me and they
have no connection to it. So here here's an MPM Bruno.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm glad it was only a few weeks though, because
I mean, you hear stories sometimes of like, oh, four
years later and the dog was found across the country and.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
There's a video of this guy. It's such a sweet video.
But the dog's name is Jor. If you just went
to like YouTube tuped in Georgie the Dog. You'd see
the video. This guy missed his dog for about three
four years something like that, and then he got a call.
He never stopped searching for the dog. And then he
got a call saying, hey, we think this dog hangs
out in front of the store and has been for
the last couple of years. You know, if you want
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to check it out. The guy had to hop on
the bus because it was a long way from his home. Yeah,
and traveled to that location, and sure enough he walks
up to the dog and he goes Georgie and the
dog turns around and it starts crying. Oh, I know,
that's pretty cool, you know, after all that time.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was worried that after like a year and a half,
two years, I was going to go down to visit
my dog and she was not going to remember me. Yeah,
but then she did, so that made me feel good.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I thought I lost Cooper the other day. I was
setting up Christmas lights in the house and I thought
I had him inside. I thought I had him outside,
and I forgot that I'd put him inside at some point.
But I was looking for him outside for like five minutes,
freaking out.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Well, my neighbors are like, hear me, go Cooper, It's
nine o'clock at night, Cooper.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And he's just like looking out the window.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
He's like, yeah, I finally saw him peeking out the window.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I figured he'd like go run for your keys, and
there he's like.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And then I'm like mad at him, like where were you?
What I'm told Dad, Yeah, I freaked out. Man, Yes, Marcus,
sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
We had this cat that used to break into We
had a little shed outside when I was a kid,
and that was where the cat lived, outdoor cat. And
this cat wouldn't fight anybody. He was just the He
was a stoner of cats, like laid back fat, didn't
care about anything. And this faral cat kept breaking in
and it would eat entire bags of cat food. So
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my dad starts like a Griswaldian war with this cat, right,
and he gets a live trap because he doesn't want
to kill it. He doesn't want to do anything. He
just wants it's a feral cat that lives outside. There's
farm fields all over. So he gets it in a
live trap and he drives it like an hour and
a half away from our house out into this farming
community that's way far removed from town and there's mice everywhere.
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He drops it off. The thing takes off, running off
into a field, never to be seen again. A month
and a half later, this cat shows back up at
our house and eats another bag of food. This thing
traveled as the crow flies, like fifty miles over some
rugged ass northeastern Oregon mountainous terrain and found its way
back to the shed where the free food was.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Like, you got the best kibble in town.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Dude, they are wild. My dad trapped it the second
time and it like attacked him. It went nuts.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I'm not living, I'm not going back.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, it's one of those deals. As a reward. Dad
shot that thing dead right there. I mean, you're in
the country, you shoot him the second time.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
He actually he my sister was not okay with anything
like that, so he took it out an opposite direction,
the other way out of town to another place. Let
it go, and if you believe it or not, the
son of a bitch showed back up again.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Then at that point it's your cap.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, he shows a family. I just saw a video
on TikTok last week of a sheep that was headed
off to a slaughterhouse. Oh no, but it escaped the truck,
tracked its way back to the farm. It was a
it's like fifty miles. For a couple of weeks, they
couldn't get a hold of it. It would run off every
time they got closed because he knows. Now, you guys
have double crossed me. And it found its way fifty
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plus miles from where it fell off the truck back
to the farm. And once it got back to the farm,
they go, okay, he can stay. Yeah, right, that's fair enough.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, And what's crazy about that is you think about
the fifty miles between where my dad dropped that cat
off and me. There's every kind of predator, every single
thing that would kill a house cat or a sheep
in that situation, a shit situation. Excuse me, you're thinking
like coyotes, Like that's that is? That is a steak
dinner for a coyote to find something like that that's
not really supposed to be out in the wild, just
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chilling in a field.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's it blows me away.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
These stories, and there's a lot of them, Like I've
heard a lot of these movies.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Animal finds his way back to the free.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You look at a cat, and a cat is just
a small version of you know, the rest of the
cat family, which is extremely good at surviving in the wild.
You look at a raccoon. Every night they leave their coup.
I did a lot of research when they lived under
my home. They will travel tens of miles on foot
every night and still make it back. Like I can't
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figure out how to get out of a neighborhood I've
been in twenty times. They can find directly to my
house after twenty miles. There is natural instinct that's beyond
what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
With Like raccoons, they their eyesight's garbage, so it's like
barely but it's like smell.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And just other senses.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
That's it's wild man.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
How bad?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
How bad do I stink? If they can find my
fa Yeah? Yeah, just christ it's smell.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
That you mentioned. Homeward Bound. That movie was filmed just
in the outskirts of my hometown. That little house that
they lived in is still there. We drive by it
all the time.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Shit, yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You think about these wide open spaces. It's very it's
very enterprise.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I saw it in the theater Homeward bound homeward bound
is such a tear jerk.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's a classic.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sure, all right, well there you go, very happy to
hear that. Bruno, the six year old plug is back
with this family. I love pugs. I'm gonna get one
some day and I name him Doug.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Doug the Pug, Doug the Pug Pug Life.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
But they're expensive, I hugging. I just looked it up.
It's like three grand.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That's stupid for a dog's gonna die in five years,
But a waste.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Last longer than that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I don't know last at least six let me see,
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And then the fifth year, they're like, they got cataracts,
they can't see, They've got a crusty assows their teeth
are discussed.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Im twelve to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I'm not a pug person, like I'm a sound.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You have a lot of love for them. Yeah, yeah,
excusing rotten mouth, my little flat face.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm a dog person unless we're talking pugs.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
My ex girlfriend claimed she was a dog person but
hated my dog, hated Cooper, my Golden retriever, And I'm like,
who doesn't like Golden Retrievers?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I think that's what you g But then didn't she
get like a purse dog?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
She got a purse dog.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like a totally different operation.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
But still like, who doesn't like Even if you don't
want a golden Retriever, who doesn't like Golden Retrievers?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Aren't they like America's dog? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
They were number one forever until the frenchy Right up.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
There, beagle had a pretty good run up there too,
is the top top domesticated dog.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I used to want a beagle and I was gonna
name it Bagel.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Ahead, sorry, go ahead. They're way too smart.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
I have some friends with two of them, and they
will pull out kitchen cabinets like stairs so that they
can climb onto the counter and eat whatever's up there.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Little sitheads wild.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, and they're they're like hound dogs.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
They are a loud yea, they are definitely loud.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
They're sweet dogs, like they'll come up and sit on
your lap and be great, but also when you leave
the house they'll tear it the fuck apart.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
In my seven year old's mind, Marcus reigns supreme with
his dogs because he has two Cordis, and no matter
how like they might or whatever they do, they are
so this is funny. When we went to go visit
Marcus and stayed his house, he would do this thing
where he hides little treats all around the house so
the dogs can sniff them out throughout the day, and
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kind of like it's like a little fun thing he
does with the dogs. Josie fell in love with this
process so much, in fact, that she still has to
be told not to do that herself, because she will
take little snacks and hide them around the house for Millie.
The only problem is Millie doesn't have a dog's no
right a rotten grape between two cushions. It's like, no,
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that's for Milly. That was three days ago.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
A dog and your baby sister are not the same thing.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So it had a lasting effect on Marcus's dogs, had
a lasting effect on her. I'm sure I have aunts
because of it, but of a cool party trick.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Nonetheless, this is why I'm only fit to pairt dogs.
You see why I don't have actual human children. Here's
the deal, that is, that's how I would keep them occupied.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Sure, but now you just have to get a dog.
If you want to find all the hidden snacks, just
get a dog to sniff them out. They'll find it
right away.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's a great option.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Lickety split.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I have a dog. It's name Million. It's one year,
one month old.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, seven years and dogs.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Speaking of dogs and babies, apparently people are using dogs
names for babies names now.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Like what because it's not cool to spot? Yeah, call
a kid's spot.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, that's spots names. But apparently it's a new trend.
I you know, I I don't think that's a good idea,
but I Gido Jones, I see in the future, you
know that being normalized. But apparently using dog names as
human baby names is a rising trend in baby naming
baby naming, according to Baby Named Consultants Colleen Slagan. Slagan
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shared a TikTok video and says that she's seeing uh
she sees in comments are direct messages that a dog's
name is not a human's name.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Mm hmm it, I mean it is. I see that
people are trying to be original. I mean we see
it so much now to be original. You'll hear a
dad yelling at a soccer game that's like, Gertrude, go
to the ball. Why have you you tried so hard
to be originally? You pick songs you went back, you
pick names that we retired because they sucked. Yeah, there
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are so many names and that none of them are Sarah,
Laura or Rachel.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
There's no Amy's anymore. There's no Dandrews anymore. But you know,
it's funny because the other way around, Like I like
like I like when dogs are named like grown ass
men names, like if you have a dog named George
or Phil, like that's funny.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
But they're not really like the spot is on there
and stuff. But some other names are just normal, like Charlie, Daisy, Sophie, Ruby,
Sadie Archi.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Okay, yeah, I mean Sadie is a little doggish.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
My first dog's name is Daisy.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Katie is what you'll find. Uh. Horse chicks are named
Sadie a lot.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
That's what.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
I not run into one woman named Sadie, but there's
like five of them in the county I grew up
and there's only like two thousand people there, so wow,
it's I think that one's like a cowboy.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Name for some reason. A bunch of pony petters.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
And some short and sweet names are also on the
list here, like Leo, Max, Chloe, and Luna.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
For like, I always think Luna was cute.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
I do you like I always liked the name of Max.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I knew a guy named Rex, and I always thought
that was the tops name.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
This guy's like forty now, so but he there was.
It wasn't short for anything.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Rex.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
The only Rex I knew got in trouble for uh
kitty porn.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So sexy Rex, he got taken down.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, not great, not great.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's not a good look Max. I agree with you, though.
My oldest nephew's name is Max, which makes it forever
off limits. Never was able to produce a boy anyway,
but I thought I remember thinking, man, that's a good name.
Off the table.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I kind of like.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Max for a girl though, too.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I think that's great.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Like the girl from Stranger Things. His name Bax.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Her name is.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Also Sadie for real. Oh really, maybe she's a horse girl.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
They say Luna is a huge dog name, and it
comes in at number ten for girls' names, apparently Luna.
Another trend is true dog names like like Bear, Banjo,
blue Spot, some things like that.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Name a kid blue, You're dick well.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
But justin Bieber just yeah, Blue Ivy, also justin Bieber
and Hailey Bieber. I think that means you're their middle
name is its middle name is blue. It's like Jack Blue.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah. I think if you mimic it, like if your
choice is the same as like a wild over the
top celebrity, like a jay Z Beyonce. Baby, you've really
jumped the line.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I think you should have named Millie Apple.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That would have been good.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
They also say cool Edgie names include Cooper, Maverick, and Duke.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I like the name Cooper for a boy.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, who It was like number two on the list
for dogs names when I picked it, so, but.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I would be worried just as like you know, I
was a kid too, So I'm like, it's great on
a dog because nobody is going to bully a dog.
But Cooper, I'm like, what is that rhyme with poper? Yeah,
poopy coopy, it's poop coop the poop.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
It feels more like a last name to me.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, and it is a last name traditionally hanging with
mister Cooper.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Ye is it just my top gun love?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
That's telling me that Maverick is kind of a sneaky
good one, Like I don't I don't think you're ever
gonna run into another Maverick. And that's kind of what
I would look for in a name, is something it's unique,
but it's not so off putting that it it hurts
to say, Like Maverick is a mav I feel like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's cool, but it also like it could fall into
a lane of like remember the kids who had a
rat tail. I just feel like that's kind of a
Maverick type of a name.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And also, what if your kid decides they don't want
to be called math, they want to be called Rick.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
God, what's that short for Richard? No, it's Maverick. I'm
just right what I repect as basic as I cut
off your cool guy.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Name, I also think Maverick. You know, it sounds cool
on the surface, but when you meet the guy who's
a fuck nerdy.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Like I was expecting to cruise.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Yeah, imagine going into a dive bar in a small
town and there's a guy just swearing at everybody in
the corner.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And all third person mavericking. Yeah, I can see that
for sure.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, or he could be the really cool guy, but
I have a feeling he sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I always thinking about the gas. When I hear Maverick,
I think Maverick Adventures First Stop.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, I think the movie and I want to play
cards all of a sudden makes me want to play.
But there there is just some names that are on
the list. Maverick is on there, and yeah, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I got a neighbor kid. His name's Teddy. It's kind
of I kind of like it.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Ted but he goes by Teddy.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Both my dogs have names that go for kids if
you just call them, but not their full name that
I did like funny, but like I Elliott and Dan,
like one of my one of my friends named their
daughter Elliott after I had the which.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, Ellio, it's a cute girl.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's funny what you do, though, because you don't think
about that necessarily when you name him, like my first
My third kid doesn't work for but the first two
I was no. One was named Lucy. When I named
her like it was an ancient name, it was I
Love Lucy, and so I was like, okay, well that's classic.
And then Josie's named after my Irish grandma. Nobody's named Josie.
Their nicknames are Low and Joe. They are bar mates.
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I mean, it's like the guy you'd share a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Way.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, it's like you're constantly calling her Joe, just like
her name is Joe. You ever call him Millie Millhouse
a lot? Well right now I call her Spillhouse because
she skills everything. Yeah, my whole life is nicknames. Everybody,
nobody gets their real name.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
If I ever had a kid.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
If that's that is how it's always been with you, Drew,
Since the day I met you, You've been like the
guy that gives nicknames.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
And I don't think that's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's lazy.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I actually kind of love it because there you need
a guy like that in your life, because you can't
give yourself your own nickname.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yeah, it's fine. So you get a name like spooch face.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Everybody, like every group has one spooch Face.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I told you to stop bringing that up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, I was drunk.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I always thought if I ever had a kid, and
I don't, don't you know it's not for me. But uh,
if I ever did and I had a daughter, I
always have the named Charlie. Excuse me, Charlie would be
a good name.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I think that is a great name.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I love that name for a girl, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
She better be pretty though, my kid, it's not gonna
go well, be gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
My kid be a big potato.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
With a.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Named her thumb, because look at her we are we
are giving your daughter zero chance here, Tay, I feel
like we should turn this thing around.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
She's not gonna exist ever so.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, she probably already does exist, she just hasn't called.
There's been a if it's if you Dick's been in
the water.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, all right, that does it for us today. We
will see you tomorrow. Uh, I got nothing left. Bang
Bong Shoon chef knives tomorrow at nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I did find out and I think we can say
this because it sounds like he's going to show up.
I just got winned last night that the legendary comedian
and actor Kevin Nelan will be in studio with us
Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's really cool.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
He's been in our studio before. It's been a long time.
I want to say, like it was before Laura obviously, Yeah,
but maybe like eight or nine years ago.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Right, Oh my gosh, I'd say it's definitely pre pandemic.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Friday is also another big day. You want to know why.
It's my three year anniversary of being on the ship.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Court just walked in. You hear that three anniversary?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Happy anniversary.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
What are you going to do for as as the
boss of the program director of.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
YAH, I'll do this happy anniversary.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Thanks, that's it.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We'll throw a little you know, Kevin Nielan tell me
happy anniversary.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'm excited to do for Kevin Neilan.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
That's cool, man, that's really cool. I love Kevin Neilan.
The guess hilarious.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, he was in here once and all I remember
is that he was really really tall. Yeah right, like
freakishly tall, like you don't you expect that when you
see him.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
But he is so deadpan too, like like the one
of the most dead pan comedians out there, which they're
so great about him.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It is so funny.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Hen with Conan's always funny, and he shows up with
Conan on his podcast. So that'll be Friday at seven
thirty in the morning. So listen for that.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Court.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
We're pretty much wrapping it up now. Good, all right,
would you like to share anything?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Nope, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
All right.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That brew dot Com may God, have mercy on all
of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Donkey Shure, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Kid?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Does those little shits? It's Tanner too and Laura's Donkey
Show podcast though heard online at one of five nine
in the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio app, or wherever
you listen to podcasts. Yeah, yeah, I'm Tanner, Drew's here,
Laura's here, and Busters and Marcus is here. Good morning
to you and yours. Uh, don't have a lot of
(00:37):
stuff for you today. I got like two and a
half hours of sleep, so I'm super tired.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What's up with that brouh?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I do not know. I was really wound up when
I went to bed last night. Also, I had a
really good night to sleep the night before, and anytime
I have that happened to me where I get a
really good night's sleep the next night's shit.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah that sucks.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And I was wound up, and I went to bed
like I just I was energized, and I was excited
about stuff and just laid down for like three hours
yeah before I fell.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Asleep, which is super annoying. And like he right, you'd
like when you go down, you like to shut it down.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
It is, but Cooper helps. He lays on me, and
I can't go anywhere. So eventually I just I pass
out from not being able to breathe.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Right, Yeah, yeah, you're being held against your wills. He
might as well go to bed.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
We're on the live show. We're talking about the best
most popular movies and TV shows of twenty twenty four.
Found that shows like The Penguin made the list. True
Detective was at the very top of the list.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Couldn't agree more with that.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
The Boys is at number two. Some decent shows on there.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Someone sent a text in after they heard that and said, Tanner,
you got to watch Say Nothing on Hulu. It says
it's a good as show.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's the only streaming service I don't have, but I
think I can probably get it for a dollar since
I have ESPN. I was going in Disney.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, you should be able to bundle it for no problem.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, I should call Black Friday deal right now? Is
Hulu a dollar a month for twelve months?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I did that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I did that last year and I actually opened a
new email address just so I could get the ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
They're so funny.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Someone from seventy one nineteen said, Tanner, you have to
watch The Gentleman. That was also on the list of
best shows. They said, The Gentleman and the Gentleman Movie
with Matthew McConaughey. It's all about weeds.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So yeah, so it's it's that's that one where it's
filmed really cool. I think it's guy Ritchie. Okay, he's
great guy, and it has it has it has all
of those feels about it, you know, it's like, oh,
we get through this situation, then here comes a bunch
of bad guys. Cool shot, cool shot, cool shot, and
then Tanner, you'd love the fight sequences. I mean you
have to. You have to like suspend disbelief a little bit,
(02:35):
like they're at a castle that also grows weed. These
types of ideas where just kind of you go with
the fun of it.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Always it's in olden times, like no, it's modern times.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And but it needs to do with like money, right.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Like so like Game of Thrones, they were growing weed somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So they're like the air to uh to like being
knights or I guess like being a duke of this
or that. Okay, and so what they're actually doing is
a bunch of illegal stuff in this sweet castle and
a lot of stuff goes down. All right, I think
you'd like it, especially when you're coming up on like
a Christmas time where you can just go feed up.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah, if you liked Snatch, you will. You will really
enjoy the movie. The Yeah, exactly, any anything Guy Ritchie'll
love and really the show. I was a little bit
wary about watching the show at first because Guy Richie
is just an executive producer. He's not directing or anything
like that. But they did a great job with the
(03:31):
show too. And it's only eight forty five minute episodes
or something like that, so it almost goes by too fast.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, I don't know a second season.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I found The Penguin. The Penguin is over and I
was like, that's it. I want more, But yeah, I
get it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So I'll check out The Gentleman and keep your eye
out because Guy Ritchie is actually in the movie as well.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, yep he is.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
And uh you got Colin Farrell playing like a true Irishman,
which is really cool. Uh You've got Athew McConaughey as
the only American, which I feel like was casted perfectly.
He's like the one dude, like they got they got
the Texas of America to go over and play America
in England, and I think it works really well. It's
just it's top notch, guy Richie, Shit, man, it doesn't
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surprise me that it's up there. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hugh Grant's even in it, so it's worth your nice
I have to check that out, Charlie hounum.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Uh, let's see what else do we not to talk
about today?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
This is you know, we need to hear some good
news once in a while. There's so much bad news
out there. A lost dog from California has been found
right here in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Whoa a long track.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Bruno is a six year old pug.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, I love pugs. It's tough for them to get
to point A to point B like that. Brune probably
stole yeah, yeah, that sounds like it got in a
vehicle at some point.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
The six year old pug, Bruno was reunited with its
family in California after being found in a shelter in Oregon,
over four hundred miles from its home. Missing since November eighth,
oh Bruno escaped from the dog sitters yard. His journey
still remains a mystery. But I bet you someone picked
him up.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He didn't walk here, yeah, probably, yeah, because he wouldn't
have I mean that five.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No, Yeah, some asshole picked him or not built dumped them.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
They're not built to find their own food, dude. That
and they even smell like.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's a good I don't know. They should know, they shouldn't.
They actually did a It might have been like a
verre I ruined it or Adam ruins everything.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I love that guy and the whole They did a
whole episode on the American bulldog and how it's like
inhumane to have one because they were bred to just
like live six years and then die.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They can't breed anything that can't agree on their own.
We have screwed it up right. If you cannot hump
your own and make another one, it's a ruined product.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Here's a report on Bruno, the pug being reunited with
its family after the long journey.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
A few days ago, the Humane Society of Central Oregon
was given a dog named Bruno, a pug. Little did
they know Bruno is from California, Sacramento. How he got
to Bend is an unknown Lorenzo Bruno's dog owner, drove
all the way from Sacramento to pick up the family's
six year old pug Bruno. He says the family had
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a friend dog, said Bruno on November eighth, but he
quickly escaped from the backyard. Three weeks later, Bruno was
found at a gas station on the south side of Bend.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh Jesus, that's somebody just grabbing and then that dog
probably runs from everything and ran from them.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Either that or they dumped it. I hope the dog ran.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I mean, why would you take it all that way?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
People do that, they'll realize it's too much, or they
don't like the animal, or it stinks it snort or
a shit in her car.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, good point.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
There's all sorts of reasons they've just me and they
have no connection to it. So here here's an MPM Bruno.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm glad it was only a few weeks though, because
I mean, you hear stories sometimes of like, oh, four
years later and the dog was found across the country and.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
There's a video of this guy. It's such a sweet video.
But the dog's name is Jor. If you just went
to like YouTube tuped in Georgie the Dog. You'd see
the video. This guy missed his dog for about three
four years something like that, and then he got a call.
He never stopped searching for the dog. And then he
got a call saying, hey, we think this dog hangs
out in front of the store and has been for
the last couple of years. You know, if you want
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to check it out. The guy had to hop on
the bus because it was a long way from his home. Yeah,
and traveled to that location, and sure enough he walks
up to the dog and he goes Georgie and the
dog turns around and it starts crying. Oh, I know,
that's pretty cool, you know, after all that time.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was worried that after like a year and a half,
two years, I was going to go down to visit
my dog and she was not going to remember me. Yeah,
but then she did, so that made me feel good.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I thought I lost Cooper the other day. I was
setting up Christmas lights in the house and I thought
I had him inside. I thought I had him outside,
and I forgot that I'd put him inside at some point.
But I was looking for him outside for like five minutes,
freaking out.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Well, my neighbors are like, hear me, go Cooper, It's
nine o'clock at night, Cooper.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And he's just like looking out the window.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
He's like, yeah, I finally saw him peeking out the window.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I figured he'd like go run for your keys, and
there he's like.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And then I'm like mad at him, like where were you?
What I'm told Dad, Yeah, I freaked out. Man, Yes, Marcus,
sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
We had this cat that used to break into We
had a little shed outside when I was a kid,
and that was where the cat lived, outdoor cat. And
this cat wouldn't fight anybody. He was just the He
was a stoner of cats, like laid back fat, didn't
care about anything. And this faral cat kept breaking in
and it would eat entire bags of cat food. So
(08:32):
my dad starts like a Griswaldian war with this cat, right,
and he gets a live trap because he doesn't want
to kill it. He doesn't want to do anything. He
just wants it's a feral cat that lives outside. There's
farm fields all over. So he gets it in a
live trap and he drives it like an hour and
a half away from our house out into this farming
community that's way far removed from town and there's mice everywhere.
(08:53):
He drops it off. The thing takes off, running off
into a field, never to be seen again. A month
and a half later, this cat shows back up at
our house and eats another bag of food. This thing
traveled as the crow flies, like fifty miles over some
rugged ass northeastern Oregon mountainous terrain and found its way
back to the shed where the free food was.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Like, you got the best kibble in town.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Dude, they are wild. My dad trapped it the second
time and it like attacked him. It went nuts.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I'm not living, I'm not going back.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, it's one of those deals. As a reward. Dad
shot that thing dead right there. I mean, you're in
the country, you shoot him the second time.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
He actually he my sister was not okay with anything
like that, so he took it out an opposite direction,
the other way out of town to another place. Let
it go, and if you believe it or not, the
son of a bitch showed back up again.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Then at that point it's your cap.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, he shows a family. I just saw a video
on TikTok last week of a sheep that was headed
off to a slaughterhouse. Oh no, but it escaped the truck,
tracked its way back to the farm. It was a
it's like fifty miles. For a couple of weeks, they
couldn't get a hold of it. It would run off every
time they got closed because he knows. Now, you guys
have double crossed me. And it found its way fifty
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plus miles from where it fell off the truck back
to the farm. And once it got back to the farm,
they go, okay, he can stay. Yeah, right, that's fair enough.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, And what's crazy about that is you think about
the fifty miles between where my dad dropped that cat
off and me. There's every kind of predator, every single
thing that would kill a house cat or a sheep
in that situation, a shit situation. Excuse me, you're thinking
like coyotes, Like that's that is? That is a steak
dinner for a coyote to find something like that that's
not really supposed to be out in the wild, just
(10:42):
chilling in a field.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's it blows me away.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
These stories, and there's a lot of them, Like I've
heard a lot of these movies.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Animal finds his way back to the free.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You look at a cat, and a cat is just
a small version of you know, the rest of the
cat family, which is extremely good at surviving in the wild.
You look at a raccoon. Every night they leave their coup.
I did a lot of research when they lived under
my home. They will travel tens of miles on foot
every night and still make it back. Like I can't
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figure out how to get out of a neighborhood I've
been in twenty times. They can find directly to my
house after twenty miles. There is natural instinct that's beyond
what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
With Like raccoons, they their eyesight's garbage, so it's like
barely but it's like smell.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And just other senses.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
That's it's wild man.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
How bad?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
How bad do I stink? If they can find my
fa Yeah? Yeah, just christ it's smell.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
That you mentioned. Homeward Bound. That movie was filmed just
in the outskirts of my hometown. That little house that
they lived in is still there. We drive by it
all the time.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Shit, yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You think about these wide open spaces. It's very it's
very enterprise.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I saw it in the theater Homeward bound homeward bound
is such a tear jerk.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's a classic.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sure, all right, well there you go, very happy to
hear that. Bruno, the six year old plug is back
with this family. I love pugs. I'm gonna get one
some day and I name him Doug.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Doug the Pug, Doug the Pug Pug Life.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
But they're expensive, I hugging. I just looked it up.
It's like three grand.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That's stupid for a dog's gonna die in five years,
But a waste.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Last longer than that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I don't know last at least six let me see,
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And then the fifth year, they're like, they got cataracts,
they can't see, They've got a crusty assows their teeth
are discussed.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Im twelve to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I'm not a pug person, like I'm a sound.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You have a lot of love for them. Yeah, yeah,
excusing rotten mouth, my little flat face.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm a dog person unless we're talking pugs.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
My ex girlfriend claimed she was a dog person but
hated my dog, hated Cooper, my Golden retriever, And I'm like,
who doesn't like Golden Retrievers?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I think that's what you g But then didn't she
get like a purse dog?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
She got a purse dog.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like a totally different operation.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
But still like, who doesn't like Even if you don't
want a golden Retriever, who doesn't like Golden Retrievers?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Aren't they like America's dog? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
They were number one forever until the frenchy Right up.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
There, beagle had a pretty good run up there too,
is the top top domesticated dog.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I used to want a beagle and I was gonna
name it Bagel.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Ahead, sorry, go ahead. They're way too smart.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
I have some friends with two of them, and they
will pull out kitchen cabinets like stairs so that they
can climb onto the counter and eat whatever's up there.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Little sitheads wild.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, and they're they're like hound dogs.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
They are a loud yea, they are definitely loud.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
They're sweet dogs, like they'll come up and sit on
your lap and be great, but also when you leave
the house they'll tear it the fuck apart.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
In my seven year old's mind, Marcus reigns supreme with
his dogs because he has two Cordis, and no matter
how like they might or whatever they do, they are
so this is funny. When we went to go visit
Marcus and stayed his house, he would do this thing
where he hides little treats all around the house so
the dogs can sniff them out throughout the day, and
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kind of like it's like a little fun thing he
does with the dogs. Josie fell in love with this
process so much, in fact, that she still has to
be told not to do that herself, because she will
take little snacks and hide them around the house for Millie.
The only problem is Millie doesn't have a dog's no
right a rotten grape between two cushions. It's like, no,
(14:30):
that's for Milly. That was three days ago.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
A dog and your baby sister are not the same thing.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So it had a lasting effect on Marcus's dogs, had
a lasting effect on her. I'm sure I have aunts
because of it, but of a cool party trick.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Nonetheless, this is why I'm only fit to pairt dogs.
You see why I don't have actual human children. Here's
the deal, that is, that's how I would keep them occupied.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Sure, but now you just have to get a dog.
If you want to find all the hidden snacks, just
get a dog to sniff them out. They'll find it
right away.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's a great option.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Lickety split.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I have a dog. It's name Million. It's one year,
one month old.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, seven years and dogs.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Speaking of dogs and babies, apparently people are using dogs
names for babies names now.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Like what because it's not cool to spot? Yeah, call
a kid's spot.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, that's spots names. But apparently it's a new trend.
I you know, I I don't think that's a good idea,
but I Gido Jones, I see in the future, you
know that being normalized. But apparently using dog names as
human baby names is a rising trend in baby naming
baby naming, according to Baby Named Consultants Colleen Slagan. Slagan
(15:43):
shared a TikTok video and says that she's seeing uh
she sees in comments are direct messages that a dog's
name is not a human's name.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Mm hmm it, I mean it is. I see that
people are trying to be original. I mean we see
it so much now to be original. You'll hear a
dad yelling at a soccer game that's like, Gertrude, go
to the ball. Why have you you tried so hard
to be originally? You pick songs you went back, you
pick names that we retired because they sucked. Yeah, there
(16:16):
are so many names and that none of them are Sarah,
Laura or Rachel.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
There's no Amy's anymore. There's no Dandrews anymore. But you know,
it's funny because the other way around, Like I like
like I like when dogs are named like grown ass
men names, like if you have a dog named George
or Phil, like that's funny.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
But they're not really like the spot is on there
and stuff. But some other names are just normal, like Charlie, Daisy, Sophie, Ruby,
Sadie Archi.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Okay, yeah, I mean Sadie is a little doggish.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
My first dog's name is Daisy.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Katie is what you'll find. Uh. Horse chicks are named
Sadie a lot.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
That's what.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
I not run into one woman named Sadie, but there's
like five of them in the county I grew up
and there's only like two thousand people there, so wow,
it's I think that one's like a cowboy.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Name for some reason. A bunch of pony petters.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
And some short and sweet names are also on the
list here, like Leo, Max, Chloe, and Luna.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
For like, I always think Luna was cute.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
I do you like I always liked the name of Max.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I knew a guy named Rex, and I always thought
that was the tops name.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
This guy's like forty now, so but he there was.
It wasn't short for anything.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Rex.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
The only Rex I knew got in trouble for uh
kitty porn.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So sexy Rex, he got taken down.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, not great, not great.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's not a good look Max. I agree with you, though.
My oldest nephew's name is Max, which makes it forever
off limits. Never was able to produce a boy anyway,
but I thought I remember thinking, man, that's a good name.
Off the table.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I kind of like.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Max for a girl though, too.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I think that's great.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Like the girl from Stranger Things. His name Bax.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Her name is.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Also Sadie for real. Oh really, maybe she's a horse girl.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
They say Luna is a huge dog name, and it
comes in at number ten for girls' names, apparently Luna.
Another trend is true dog names like like Bear, Banjo,
blue Spot, some things like that.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Name a kid blue, You're dick well.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
But justin Bieber just yeah, Blue Ivy, also justin Bieber
and Hailey Bieber. I think that means you're their middle
name is its middle name is blue. It's like Jack Blue.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah. I think if you mimic it, like if your
choice is the same as like a wild over the
top celebrity, like a jay Z Beyonce. Baby, you've really
jumped the line.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I think you should have named Millie Apple.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That would have been good.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
They also say cool Edgie names include Cooper, Maverick, and Duke.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I like the name Cooper for a boy.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, who It was like number two on the list
for dogs names when I picked it, so, but.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I would be worried just as like you know, I
was a kid too, So I'm like, it's great on
a dog because nobody is going to bully a dog.
But Cooper, I'm like, what is that rhyme with poper? Yeah,
poopy coopy, it's poop coop the poop.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
It feels more like a last name to me.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, and it is a last name traditionally hanging with
mister Cooper.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Ye is it just my top gun love?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
That's telling me that Maverick is kind of a sneaky
good one, Like I don't I don't think you're ever
gonna run into another Maverick. And that's kind of what
I would look for in a name, is something it's unique,
but it's not so off putting that it it hurts
to say, Like Maverick is a mav I feel like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's cool, but it also like it could fall into
a lane of like remember the kids who had a
rat tail. I just feel like that's kind of a
Maverick type of a name.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And also, what if your kid decides they don't want
to be called math, they want to be called Rick.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
God, what's that short for Richard? No, it's Maverick. I'm
just right what I repect as basic as I cut
off your cool guy.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Name, I also think Maverick. You know, it sounds cool
on the surface, but when you meet the guy who's
a fuck nerdy.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Like I was expecting to cruise.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Yeah, imagine going into a dive bar in a small
town and there's a guy just swearing at everybody in
the corner.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And all third person mavericking. Yeah, I can see that
for sure.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, or he could be the really cool guy, but
I have a feeling he sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I always thinking about the gas. When I hear Maverick,
I think Maverick Adventures First Stop.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, I think the movie and I want to play
cards all of a sudden makes me want to play.
But there there is just some names that are on
the list. Maverick is on there, and yeah, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I got a neighbor kid. His name's Teddy. It's kind
of I kind of like it.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Ted but he goes by Teddy.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Both my dogs have names that go for kids if
you just call them, but not their full name that
I did like funny, but like I Elliott and Dan,
like one of my one of my friends named their
daughter Elliott after I had the which.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, Ellio, it's a cute girl.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's funny what you do, though, because you don't think
about that necessarily when you name him, like my first
My third kid doesn't work for but the first two
I was no. One was named Lucy. When I named
her like it was an ancient name, it was I
Love Lucy, and so I was like, okay, well that's classic.
And then Josie's named after my Irish grandma. Nobody's named Josie.
Their nicknames are Low and Joe. They are bar mates.
(21:26):
I mean, it's like the guy you'd share a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Way.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, it's like you're constantly calling her Joe, just like
her name is Joe. You ever call him Millie Millhouse
a lot? Well right now I call her Spillhouse because
she skills everything. Yeah, my whole life is nicknames. Everybody,
nobody gets their real name.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
If I ever had a kid.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
If that's that is how it's always been with you, Drew,
Since the day I met you, You've been like the
guy that gives nicknames.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
And I don't think that's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's lazy.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I actually kind of love it because there you need
a guy like that in your life, because you can't
give yourself your own nickname.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yeah, it's fine. So you get a name like spooch face.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Everybody, like every group has one spooch Face.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I told you to stop bringing that up.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, I was drunk.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I always thought if I ever had a kid, and
I don't, don't you know it's not for me. But uh,
if I ever did and I had a daughter, I
always have the named Charlie. Excuse me, Charlie would be
a good name.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I think that is a great name.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I love that name for a girl, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
She better be pretty though, my kid, it's not gonna
go well, be gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
My kid be a big potato.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
With a.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Named her thumb, because look at her we are we
are giving your daughter zero chance here, Tay, I feel
like we should turn this thing around.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
She's not gonna exist ever so.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, she probably already does exist, she just hasn't called.
There's been a if it's if you Dick's been in
the water.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, all right, that does it for us today. We
will see you tomorrow. Uh, I got nothing left. Bang
Bong Shoon chef knives tomorrow at nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I did find out and I think we can say
this because it sounds like he's going to show up.
I just got winned last night that the legendary comedian
and actor Kevin Nelan will be in studio with us
Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's really cool.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
He's been in our studio before. It's been a long time.
I want to say, like it was before Laura obviously, Yeah,
but maybe like eight or nine years ago.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Right, Oh my gosh, I'd say it's definitely pre pandemic.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Friday is also another big day. You want to know why.
It's my three year anniversary of being on the ship.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Court just walked in. You hear that three anniversary?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Happy anniversary.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
What are you going to do for as as the
boss of the program director of.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
YAH, I'll do this happy anniversary.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Thanks, that's it.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We'll throw a little you know, Kevin Nielan tell me
happy anniversary.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'm excited to do for Kevin Neilan.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
That's cool, man, that's really cool. I love Kevin Neilan.
The guess hilarious.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, he was in here once and all I remember
is that he was really really tall. Yeah right, like
freakishly tall, like you don't you expect that when you
see him.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
But he is so deadpan too, like like the one
of the most dead pan comedians out there, which they're
so great about him.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It is so funny.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Hen with Conan's always funny, and he shows up with
Conan on his podcast. So that'll be Friday at seven
thirty in the morning. So listen for that.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Court.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
We're pretty much wrapping it up now. Good, all right,
would you like to share anything?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Nope, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
All right.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That brew dot Com may God, have mercy on all
of our souls.
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