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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is the Tanner Lauree Casey After Show.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, it's the same meeting. All right, we're starting. We're
recording now. Hello. Oh oh, it's Tanner Lauren Casey's Donkey
Show podcast. Oh wait, what is it? Let me start again.
It's Tanna Lauren Casey's after show podcast. There it is. Yeah, well,
it's one of those I still have to go to
the habit of saying that what's going on? It's it's
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tannerlor Casey Accords. Here Marcus is on the mic with us.
Good morning, sir, Yo, how's it going. We're doing well, man.
We haven't talked to you since the forty nine ers
just ship up their back. What was it like? Was
it last weekend or two weekends ago?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I hope you didn't think we were going to forget
about that.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
I knew I've already got a cross country trip between
me and that game, and I knew that that's what
I was in for this morning. Haven't been looking forward
to it, but is what it is, man. It was
a It was a tough game. I think that the
the result of that game just shows you how beat
up the forty nine ers really are, and how good
the Seahawks look this year. I can't take it away
from him as a hell of a performance. And Casey,
(01:19):
I have a stat for you that I think you'll like.
Seven out of the last ten teams to eliminate the
forty nine ers from the playoffs have won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, that's great news. And all signs are pointing this direction,
which leads me to never be overly confident, because as
soon as everybody says, oh man, it's a lock is
when we eat a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Of crow, I agree, Yeah, you're getting too cocky, you know,
just you should always just assume that you're going to
the gun's always empty earth, Sorry, the gun's always loaded.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Not a great assumption.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Guns always a nice kids.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
All guns are unloaded. Just pull the trigger.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Guns are always loaded. And you know what was the
other one you from? Two seconds? We get the idea.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, well, I got to say that that was a
surprise that the game went the way that it did.
I did not anticipate that type of gap in the score.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
But it was a fun game. It was fun.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, I mean I would have liked to just have
been round Marcus just like for the first thirty seconds
right away, just to see your face. So what was
your reaction when when they ran it back for a
ninety five yard touchdown?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Or did you miss that because you were at the
Lord of the Rings festival or whatever?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Right, Well, it's funny.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
The game kicked off as we were like basically leaving
the hotel room. Like we got there, we put all
of our stuff away, we were getting ready and we're
walking out and I'm trying to get the hotel Wi
Fi connected on my phone and as we walk out
of the door, my NFL app is kind of slow,
and I hear this explosion of elation from the room
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next to us as we're out in the hall, and
it's like probably ten year old kids, right, they're pretty young,
but they are screaming at the top of their lungs,
just losing their shit.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And I knew that it couldn't have been good.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Like I just know, even if you get a fumble
on the open kickoff and you recover it in the
in your team's area like they were, they were too excited.
So I knew, even not seeing them that they had
to be Seahawks fans. And pretty much it was over
after that, I just it was the one thing that
was nice about it is I was with my wife
on her birthday, and I should have been focused on
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her and the fact that this game started out as
just an absolute ass kicking and was that way for
I bet you were.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So I bet you were so sour that entire time.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
No, I had fun because I stopped looking after it
was probably halfway through the second quarter. Was the last
time I checked the score, and then we went to
the panel, which lasted like an hour and a half.
By the time that was over, the game was over,
and it was just lick your wounds time.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
So I was a good husband. You guys would be
proud of me.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, that's uh. It seems brutal doing that overwatching the game,
but uh yeah it was. I I thought about you,
you know, because you were talking so much shit about Seattle,
saying they were just bad people, and.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I still think so it's like, I stand by it.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I've and I also had a great tyan nerve. God
I've picked up more evidence since then. A Titans fan
checked in on my Facebook and said, I absolutely agree
the Seattle fans are the worst fans I've never been
he got a hot dog thrown at him in Seattle.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I hit him in the head.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
So, like I'm telling you, I'm just gonna keep gathering evidence,
and one day I'm going to write a book about
how shitty Seattle fans are.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
You say, out out of any fan base, why are
you're kicking the Titans fan while they're already down?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
What were they like two and sixteen this year? That's
just messed up?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Hot dog? I'm sorry for your team, buddy. Here's a
hot dog. Yeah, Casey, I was gonna ask you something.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I just kept thinking about. Who throws a thirty six
dollars hot dog?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
No kidding? In this economy.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I was so you were you had season tickets to
this six? Did you see? Did you witness anything that
Marcus is describing?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No, man, it was always pretty chill the most. I
The only like things I witnessed were things on our own,
Like I watched a lady just get totally hammered and
had to get carried out by her husband in quarter one,
Like Tailgates just went a little too hard.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, but I never.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Saw any like dust ups or anything like that.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Now, when I went and watched the Seahawks in Phoenix.
I got all kinds of trash talk to me on
the way back to the car, And I don't know,
like I think it. I think I think you're right
for it whenever you're wearing the wrong shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, I feel like you should expect a little a
little trash talk.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, like we shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Expect to get punched.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, sure, right, Yeah, you shouldn't expect violence.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
But I feel like every fan base has their their
little thing, whether you've got a chip on your shoulder whatever.
But I will say the only Lions game I've ever
been to was at Mile High Stadium in Denver, and they.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Were all chill, everybody.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
We all got along, so it was high there. It
is possible, that's true. Yeah, it's possible to just be cool.
But I mean the Eagles don't they have like a
holding cell in therese people act up?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Is I don't know people. I mean there's a fight
like at every football game. You know, you can see videos,
video after video of people fighting in the stand.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And the Raiders fans they're they're notorious. I mean there's yeah,
there's definitely some fandoms that are that are notorious for
being violent.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Well, Marcus, sorry to hear about your forty nine ers,
but yeah, Seahawks and Patriots going to the Super Bowl,
Super Bowl sixty. It's happened February, February eighth in San Francisco.
So not only are the Seahawks did they beat this
the forty nine ers, but they're gonna be playing the
big game in their backyard. Yeah, just kicking their stuff.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, if they if they win on on Levi's Stadium's field,
that's gonna be just another stab to the throat.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, no, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I don't know if you guys have been following, but
there's a there's like a conspiracy theory out there that
the forty nine ers get so injured because there's an
electrical substation next to their practice field. And uh, some
of the memes that I've seen great, They've got like
Kevin from Home alone turning up the electricity and shocking
the shit out of the guy. And that's what the
forty nine ers are going to be doing during the
Seahawks practices at that field. It's it's all in good fun, man,
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to be honest with you, I think it's gonna be
a great game. If I was a Seahawks fan, I
would be worried that Mike Vrabel is standing on that
other sideline. I think that might be the secret weapon
that the Patriots have. Rabel's seen a lot of Super Bowls.
But good luck, man, it'll be a fun game to watch. Nonetheless,
I don't want either one of you to fucking win,
so you know, I'll enjoy the food.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, there, it is, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Maybe that's why they call him the forty nine ers,
because that's how many tumors they have.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
That could be. I do want to play this clip.
I found this clip the other night on the internet
and it was one of those I watched like twice
because it was so funny. So this woman's got a
Spanish husband and he can't speak very good English, and
she's trying. She asks him if he knows what a
queenf is. Oh, no, we all know what a quief is, right, Yeah,
we don't need to explain that, I don't think, so
(08:02):
just just google it if you have. But yeah, So
she asked him if he knew what a kuief was,
and he didn't, and so we asked Google and just
tearing him try to like just to say the word
in the first place is funny because he doesn't know
what it is, and when he finds out.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's Do you know what a quief is?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
No? I don't know what the quiff is?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Okay, ask Siri?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
What what is quief?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Yes, city? What's that mean? In English? Squiff is squez?
Let me let me charge on Google.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
No, it's queen, not squeaky.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
I don't know squiff? No, no, no, what that means?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Quiff?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
He said, the significant for a quiff is a sportial
sportium of Are you all the bag nine?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Do you know what that means?
Speaker 8 (09:06):
It's the bad nine?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh ship.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Shot?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Did you know that was a thing?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Do you have a do you have a far budgy? Nice?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I can hear that guy talk all day.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't know what he's saying, but I like the
way he's saying it.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
What's that mean? In English? Squiff is squiff?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Squiffies?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm start calling him there, Sorry, sorry about that? A squiff?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Don't don't acknowledge my squiffe?
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Let me let me charge on Google.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, it's queek, not squeaky.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Squiff.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
No, no, no, squid?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
What that means? Quick, Okay, the significant for a quiff?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
All right, yeah, oh it's good, Marcus, you're still there.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yes, sorry, I you know, I want to say about this.
I love these types of videos, especially the ones where
like they'll get a bunch of British kids and they'll
have them try American food, or they'll talk slang and
they'll exchange what the slang means in the different cultures.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I love catching people out.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
And having them be completely oblivious to something cultural like that,
Like I don't know how much they're talking about quiefs
in other countries or if they have a word for
it like we do, or seven like we do. But dude,
I love it, man. I could again, could listen to
them talk all day.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, I was telling these guys yesterday. Quiefs always make
me laugh, Like I.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Remember, you cannot laugh when it chief happened.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well, So we had this my group of friends in
school in high school. We had a giant group. It
was just like fifteen of us and we always would
go in like two or three cars. It was just
a mob. We were obnoxious. But one of one of
the people in the group, her name was I don't
want to say her name because she's passed, but she
could quef on command. And that was the first time
I ever saw it done. She was I remember she
laid on her tramp on the trampoline in the backyard
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and I heard this and I was like what I
was My mind was blown. I thought it was the
funniest thing. And then I said that yesterday and Laura
said what she said a sound, Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Just so you can don't just don't acknowledge it. Just
keep on going like nothing happened.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
So you hear anything.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
If you're doing it and she cleaves, you don't say anything, Yeah, guy, shouldn't, says.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Like, unless it's like repeated queefing, then it's like it's
hard to ignore it. But if it's just like one
little poop, let's just not address that.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, I've been. I guess I normally would, unless if
she goes, oh, I'm so sorry, I'd be like, dude,
that's funny, don't worry about I would.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Never I was asked you was that number one or
number two?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Do you want to put this on pause for a bit?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
What?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Margaus?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
I disagree. I think you have to bring it up
because you didn't queath. We queathed we're in this thing together.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
That's a good point.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And your front, your front, But did just take a
pretance significant pounding.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, that is a good point. It's a joint effort.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
So but you know, try to not make the girl
feel bad, I guess is what you're saying, Laura. Yes, right,
don't point it out.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, like, don't make a big fuss.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
About it, or high five one of the two.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
You could high five. That was a good one. Yeah,
Just like normal farts, you're either disgusted or you're like, yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I think they're funny, but I don't know everybody's turned
on by that. By I know people are, but I'm
not one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Only if they're done into a cake. Cake parts are
the only the only kind of hot parts.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
It's too much.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
All right, that's gonna do it for us. I know
it's a short one today, but we have a lot
to go, lots going on over here. Tomorrow we'll have
more tickets to go see Rob Zombie and Marylyn Manson.
If you're listening to this on Tuesday, January twenty seventh,
and uh yeah, we'll do that at seven point thirty.
We will see you then bye.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
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