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February 3, 2026 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
No songs, no commercials, and no dumb button.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is the tender Laura Kazy after show.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
You can't turn the black cock black. We can't turn
the clock back. I know it's after a minute. We
can't turn the clock back and turn it back into
the mid eighties.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Who was that?

Speaker 5 (00:27):
It was just some announcer. I don't have the guy's name.
I just I just have this listed in my in
my machine. Is news blooper black cock.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well he's got a familiar voice.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, you can't turn the black cock black. Guy who
can't turn the clock back?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I know it's after a minute, Margaret, you know who
that is?

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Or no hockey man. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (00:47):
No, I don't recognize it.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Well, he slipped up and said black cock on the air, which.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
I'm sure you can't turn. You can't turn the cop black.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
I bet everyone in the production room when that stuff happens,
like just tightens up the buttles a little bit.

Speaker 8 (00:59):
Oh god.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
I love how he immediately is like, oh, that's after midnight.
So I don't know, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Some of these bloopers are the best. One of my
favorite things are news bloopers.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
Like this.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
You know, just we played this the other day.

Speaker 9 (01:11):
I like to eat candy corn one color a time
if you're really getting well.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm not always a nibbler.

Speaker 8 (01:17):
I'm kind of a gobbler.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Look at Cornea. I just love when they cats themselves.
You know it's too late?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Well that does it for us?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I mean they could dump that, right? How does that?
How does that not get.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
I don't think. I don't think they need to dump.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Gobbler doesn't need to be dumped.

Speaker 9 (01:43):
And really, and neither does the the the o they're
the one because it's you know, like you said, it's
after midnight, and it was it was, yeah, it was.
It was unintentional, so yeah, it's it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
That's what they call him.

Speaker 10 (01:56):
The gobbler thing is just like that just goes to
show you that no matter how buttoned up these news
talking heads are, they're just as fallible as the rest
of us. When somebody makes like a dick joke, they
just can't keep it together. Even though they are you
kind of look at them as the ones that have
it together the most, but they crumble when somebody makes
something like adjacent to a dirty remark.

Speaker 9 (02:16):
Even from my experience, none of those people are buttoned
up at all.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Oh, dudes, news people are some of the most are
some of the dirtiest people I've.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Ever hung out with. They're all foul.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
I went to Vegas with a couple of reporters and
Drew and I were like, what are we witnessing?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I mean they just I think when they have to
be so buttoned up all day, right now, they can
get loose. They themselves.

Speaker 9 (02:36):
They lock it down when they see the red light
on the camera. But that red light's off there, it's
you know, anything goes.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, especially if they think the camera's off. Listen to this.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
You probably remember this one. This was a blooper that
came from like a legendary reporter in New York years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
At eleven pay more at the grocer, but getting less,
We'll tell you how to get the most. What the
fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
We need to acknowledge an unfortunate mistake.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
To you before this program.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Why will we live? Just after ten o'clock?

Speaker 6 (03:05):
I said a word that many people find offensive. Yeah,
oh I love it.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
So to pay more at the grocer but getting less
will tell you how to get the most. The fuck
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What is she doing?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Like who's she yelling at.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Producer?

Speaker 9 (03:24):
Somebody probably walked into her eye line something like that,
like walk in front of the teleprompter.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
That's got Christian Bale vibes a little bit. Yeah, wow, can.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
We listen to dude to do? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Do you want to hear Christian Bell meltdown?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah? All right, I haven't heard that in a while.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
It's been a long time. I think I have my
system here from not I let's look it up Christian Bell.
So tell the story. Cordy was on set a Terminator Salvation.

Speaker 9 (03:49):
The Crappy one. Yeah, basically he was trying to do
a scene. The lighting guy apparently was messing with the
lights somewhere in his eye line while he was doing
a scene, or or at least practicing one of the two.
And Christian Bale is one of those guys who he's
a little bit method. He takes himself very seriously and
if somebody does something that that screws him up, he

(04:10):
will let you know about it. And that's exactly what
happened with this guy who I mean, yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
It was both of their faults.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
You should not be messing with the lights in a scene,
especially if the actor can see you, and you're likely
to screw them up.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
And to get mad.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I understand, maybe just a quick nippy n app or whatever,
but to like burrate the guy.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
H he did over the top.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
You can hear the director at some point try to
chime in and calm it down. Yeah, and you know
Christian Bale ran the show.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (04:37):
The power structure is so weird on movies because you
think it's just the director's in charge. But no, a
lot of times it's the guy who's getting paid twenty
million dollars to be there.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I feel like it's rare.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
It's the James Cameron's, Christopher Nolan's, yeah, you know, Peter
Jackson's that. Those are the people who you have to
shut up and listen to.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Sure well and James Cameron because he will yell right back, yeah,
and he will destroy it.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
He'll punch you in the face.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah right, yeah, he will do that.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Here is Christian Bale melting down in the set of Terminator.
Take your fucking ass.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
I want you off the fucking set, you.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Prick, just oldie, but of goodie.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
You know now, don't just be sorry, think for one
fucking second that.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
The fuck are you doing.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Are you professional or not? Do I fucking walk around
and rip that?

Speaker 6 (05:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Shut the fuck up, Russ.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Do I what? No, No, don't shut me up? Am
I gonna walk around and rip your fucking lights down
in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck
are you walking right through like this in the background?
What the fuck is it with you? What don't you
fucking understand?

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Now?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
From what I understand, Christian Bale fell on the sword
after this. He took all the blame.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Apologize to the guy from when I hear they're they're
decent friends now, and I'm sure Christian Beal is made
up for it. You know, there's a gift basket worth
of ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Again, was that a one time foul?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I mean it was? It goes on for another two
and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh God, that part I understand. But like did the
lighting guy? Was this not his first offense?

Speaker 6 (06:08):
It sounded like it was his first offense, because I
feel like otherwise Christian Bale would have been like, what
did I tell you?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Or how many times?

Speaker 6 (06:16):
You know? And I feel like he would have acknowledged it.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Man, it makes it.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
I get the vibe that likes he was ignoring it
for a while, and he finally just snapped.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah, you got any fucking idea about Hey, I is
fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the
middle of the fucking scene.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Like there's salespeople who will come into our studio during
the show. They don't do it anymore because there's a
rule now because back in the day, there was a dude.
He was a really nice guy, but this motherfucker would
come in the studio during the show and just hang
out in the corner and stare at us, and it's
like it would throw us off, or he like sometimes
would try to try to chime in, and so that anyway,

(06:55):
a rule was put into motion where in the studios, but.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
It's not I mean, would you fly off the handle
to that extent?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I almost murdered him. Oh no, No, I didn't say anything,
but you're right, I know I wouldn't fly off.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
So that that was had.

Speaker 9 (07:09):
It been any other movie, I mean that that movie
was hot garbage anyhowse.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
So maybe he was already pissed that he was doing
the movie.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Maybe that's yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:17):
I mean, if it was like that, the machinist or
whatever where he loses, you know, ninety pounds or something.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Then I can see I'd understand that little testy.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, but they wanted him to play an actual terminator
in the movie, but he wanted John Conna.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
I just I don't get it, man.

Speaker 10 (07:32):
I recently had to do this thing for work where
I flew to Tennessee and had to be in studio
recording on a teleprompter for two days, eight hours each day.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
It was not.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
Yeah, and but I was working with a couple of
guys that also kind of had not done a lot
of this stuff before. I just I'm no Christian Bale'm
not even close flipping out on anybody like that can't
have helped the work that you have to do later
in the day, Because like one time, I got so
frustrated that I couldn't get this line out that I
just kind of snapped and I had a little bit

(08:07):
of a moment with myself, And when I came back,
it took like an hour to recover from it.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
It cost us a lot of time.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
And this just doesn't seem like Greg caught astray in there.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Bryce caught astray, Like he's starting.

Speaker 10 (08:19):
To where people are trying to come in and calm
the situation down and he's picking them off one by
one like this. I feel like you have to have
a little bit of self awareness eventually, like this is
kind of crazy. After thirty seconds, shut it down. Man,
you've said your piece, right.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Well, I feel like he uh, you know, uh, he
was embarrassed enough to where he probably won't do that again.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, but only because he was caught and it went public.
Like that's at the end of the day, that's your
behavior and that's how he that's how you are.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
So he did an interview with Kevin and Bean like
right after it happened, and I remember him saying, listen, uh,
this is our I've I've already smashed this and squashed
this with Bruce.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
We're actually friends now. It's just it's just not coming.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
About life, Tesla. We're good.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I'm sure he did something, like I mean, like yeah,
once like Batman feels bad that he, you know, yelled
at you and said he probably did something.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
And you know how it goes after you maybe get
a little test in your act. Yeah, just like after
you cool down, you start thinking about it and you
start regretting your actions or.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Some very hurtful things does, but we just brush it off.
I'm an angel, Marcus. How are you doing? Brother?

Speaker 10 (09:31):
You know, I told you guys when we got on
the mics here, I kind of feel like a can
of smashed assholes today. Didn't sleep well, Like feel like
my pockets are full of sand. I'm just moving slow,
and I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
What is a can of smashed assholes?

Speaker 7 (09:45):
Like?

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Aren't assholes already kind of smashed?

Speaker 7 (09:48):
Well? Kind of like it?

Speaker 10 (09:49):
I think if you're at it is like you got
a thing of peach rings and you threw it on
the concrete and you jumped on it a bunch of
times and then canned it, so it turns into a
little bit of fluid in there.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, it turns into essentially brick of asshole.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
All right, her medically sealed brick of smashed assholes.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
It's like when you see cars all smashed together in
a little cube.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, it's just that with butts.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Okay, that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Well, I'm sorry you're feeling crappy today. Maybe it just
a little water or a help or something. Maybe it's
maybe you got some sleep.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
At mea dude.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
I Actually, what's funny is I'm normally like I use
Monster to for my caffeine.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
I'm not a coffee guy.

Speaker 10 (10:28):
So like this morning, I go out there and I'm thinking,
the only thing I want is my Monster. Open my
eyes up a little bit and get me excited for
the day. Swing the fridge open. There's nothing but a
Mountain Dew Baja Blast zero sugar in there. Like, no
no caffeine besides that. So I'm also feeling like a
can of smashed assholes while drinking a Mountain Dew attain.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
In the morning.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
You have IDs? Why you're drinking that, Well.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
The liquids don't bother my ibs. Man, that's a solid
food thing, so I can. I can pretty much put
whatever I want in my body.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
That a Mountain do Baja blast would affect it a bit.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Well, I mean, I was gonna say I would rather
have a Mountain do Baja Blast zero sugar at ten
am than a Monster at ten am. Any deck.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
We were just talking about those today, Marcus said they're
bad for you.

Speaker 10 (11:14):
You drink one of those, Yeah, they're bad, man. And
I drink the zero sugar once too, And I've been
trying to separate. It's just days like this and I
gotta have something because without a little bit of caffeine
to kick me in the ass, you know, I gotta
do some recording here, probably two or three hours of
recording in about an hour, and right now, I don't
think I can keep my eyes open through that.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
So I gotta have something, you know. But those I
do know.

Speaker 10 (11:36):
A guy, actually, the guitar player in my in my
cover band, just had like a thirty five year old
friend just drop dead of a heart attacks. And he
was like a you know, a two three energy drink
a day guy. And it's largely believed in his circle
of friends that that's what killed him. So I definitely
it's get a little closer to home lately, and I'm
trying to be better. But I don't know, man, I've

(11:59):
never been like a noe. I don't feel right popping
caffeine pills. I feel it makes me feel like a junkie.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I feel like a meth head on all that stuff,
the rock Stars, the Red Bulls, the pills.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I can't do any of it. Five hour energy, all that.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
It's his flavored spit, that's all that is. I hate
five hour energy.

Speaker 9 (12:15):
There's just a very there's a thinness to it, like
it'll you can feel the buzz a little bit, but
like you can underneath the buzz there's all the time.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Crash is way worse. So like the crash is so
bad for sure that it's not worth it.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'd rather just.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Stay low and maintain than go high for a little
bit and then crash hard.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
But yeah, anyway, that's why we do cocaine. So there's
a lot of stuff crash a lot of Yeah, in
Casey has a real problem with that.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yes, I do so much.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Blow getting closer and closer to the big game coming
up this weekend. If you're listening to this on February third,
twenty twenty six, when we're recording it, Yes, super Bowl
sixty is that you?

Speaker 8 (12:54):
No?

Speaker 6 (12:54):
It's court Oh I should.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
So the Seahawks are back on top. Looks like they're
back there as the favorites for now.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I mean, we'll see. It feels like it changes every
time the wind blows, so we'll see.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
And Marcus, I know how much you hate Seattle people,
Seattle Seahawks, Seattle Seahawks fans, the whole, the whole area. Uh,
did you hear the rumor that some Seahawks fans are
going to hang the twelve flag on the Golden Gate Bridge.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
Oh, it doesn't surprise me, man.

Speaker 10 (13:24):
And you know, as much as I hate it, and
it's gonna it's gonna stick in my craw they earned it.
You gotta let them go and have fun and party
in your town because we're hosting the damn thing. So
you know you don't want to feel like that, then
don't let them beat you and make the Super Bowl yourself.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Right.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
It does suck, though, That's like, God, they're playing it
in our backyard and now I got to see this
flag in traffic.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:44):
Well, I mean listen, they were kind of stupid by
announcing that they're going to do that, because.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
No, because they're not going to be allowed any cops that.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Are the forty nine ers fans are going to be
like driving back and forth across the Golden Grate bitch,
just waiting for somebody to.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Get permit for it, because that's what I wants. They announced,
That's what I was thinking, Like, that's careless, right.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
My understanding was they're just going to do it, yeah,
which means you're gonna get shut down real.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Quick, real fast. But the pictures will be great. Yeah,
I'll make sure to ford them DeMarcus right away.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Has it ever happened where the Super Bowl is played
in the city where the team is also from?

Speaker 10 (14:18):
Tom Brady won one in Tampa Bay all playing for Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's it. And the Niners almost they could have had
that this year.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
That was what they were they were looking for.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
We found the Dolphins played in a Super Bowl against
the forty nine ers I think back in the eighties
in Miami.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
But the forty nine ers obliterate.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oh damn. That sucks.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
And we found out today how much how much food
is going to be consumed?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Quite a bit of it.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
It was one point four to seven million chicken wings
will be consumed on Super Bowl Sunday. I saw it
was three hundred and twenty five point five million gallons
of beer will be consumed. And that's enough to fill
four hundred and ninety three Olympic style fish tank of
swimming for swimming pools.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, the goldfish.

Speaker 10 (15:04):
They really should start, you know, because they call the
they call the hockey rink the pond. Sometimes they should
really start calling the Olympic swimming.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
You know, every year or every time I see the
winder Olympics, I see the curling sport and I go, God,
what a stupid sport. And then I end up watching
it at one am when I'm stoned off of Brownie
and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, brush that ice. Yeah, Like I get really excited.
But these people have like full time jobs and then
they go and train.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah, my boss used to do curling on like the weekends.
It was he said it was so expensive. Really yeah,
I don't know why, but yeah, but he for for
a minute there he was all about that curling line.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
It's actually really fun to watch.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
I got into it, like it's fun. It's just like shuffle.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
I just at first it looks stupid. You're like, what
are they doing?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, for sure, I mean, yeah, it's it.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
I think the the stones that they make those things
that I think that's what's really expensive because those are
like they're actually chiseled out of a certain kind of rock.
But the but the event to watch this year is
going to be the downhill skiing because Lindsay von Forty
one year old Lindsay Vaughan got into the Olympics. She
was doing like some sort of time trial or something
like that, ended up crashing, got caught up in the net,

(16:13):
tore her ACL and for anybody else that would have
been like, all right, I'm done, I'm out of the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
She's like, no effort where I'm going.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, So if she does well, this is a movie.

Speaker 9 (16:22):
It's I mean, this could be the carry Strug moment.
But I don't know if you remember that back in
the Night, I think in ninety six where she I
think she broke her foot or her ankle right before
she was supposed to do the you know you have
to run and do the pommel horse or whatever, and
everybody knew that she had a broken foot, and she
did it and she got the gold and everybody went nuts.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
So this could be that, Or.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
It could because she's walking with the limp for the
rest of her for sure, Yeah, got through it, So
this could be that. Or we could see Lindsay Vaughan
break her leg completely in half because she has no
ACL and she had a mogul.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
So she seems pretty fired up about it though, like
I'm rooting for yeah, go ahead, Marcus.

Speaker 10 (16:57):
I just think about the age difference, like I blew
mine out catastrophically at twenty one, fractured the bottom of
my femur. No ACL, no MCL, no lateral moniscus, all
of them just exploded. Walked around on it for three
months before I had surgery, no crutches, hanging out. Doctor
told me when he looked at the MRI that he
doesn't know how it's possible for me to walk. And

(17:18):
I was walking without pain. I went down the stairs yesterday, funny,
and my left knee still hurts like it's been twenty four,
twenty six hours. And so this this will be a
feat of just unparalleled athleticism. She can pull it off
at forty one, Yeah, that is going to be crazy.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I feel like she knows her body. It's not her
first knee injury, so she you know, she's been there,
she knows what that feels.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Experience is important.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
He knows that she's capable of and if she still
feels like she can do it, I think that's amazing.
She's had like one of the best comebacks over the
last year and a half or so then we've seen
anybody have.

Speaker 9 (17:54):
I'm sure it's also like I'm forty one, This is
my last chance. If I end up destroying my knee,
who cares.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
You know, it's I wasn't planning on coming back anyway.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
So I'll just go for it.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Well, I hope I hope she uh. I hope she
does well. I hope she gets the gold. I hope
all the things. Hope she's on the weedies box.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
I hope you dance. I hope you dance.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Hope you remember that song what?

Speaker 6 (18:20):
I hope you never bet it. I don't remember, but
it's a what I hope you dance.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I don't know that song.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
I bet it sounds like it's trash.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Probably the original probably sounds better. I'm guessing.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
You play it because it's you know, I know, and
the original does not sound better. I mean, I don't
know if you just heard.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Me right then, but that was that pretty much dead on.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Yeah yeah, that was no auto tune, you guys, believe
it or not.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I found this guy on on TikTok recently.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Every once in a while you'll find somebody who just
their stick is just really funny and it's hits. Well,
this is just a dude in his car saying top
three things a man shouldn't do part whatever and so like.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Some of them are really good.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
I don't know that I agree with all of them,
but these are things that he believes a man wear
flip flops, wouldn't I agree with that one.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Here's clarification.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Should not do, yes, men should not do.

Speaker 11 (19:18):
Here's three things I don't think you should be doing
as a grown ass man. Let's get right into it.
Number one is wearing an Apple watch. Nigga, if you
don't just check your phone talking about someone texts me
you're adored, man up and get a Rolex, fuck nigga.
Number two is posting photo dumps. Ugh, you discuss me.

(19:39):
You're a grown ass man acting like daddy's little girl.
Number one, you shouldn't be taking selfies in the first place.
And number two, why are you posting them? Go chop
down a redwood like a real man.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I have spoken up of redwood.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
Number three is pressing snooze on your alarm in the morning.
Why do you need to extra minutes of sleep your
period cramps are killing you or something that you want
extra sleep to get.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Rid of them?

Speaker 11 (20:06):
Grow the fuck up, You're a grown ass man. Leaves
a beauty sleep for the girls and have an honorable
mention for you guys. And that's saying new year, new me.
It's not a new year, new you. It's a new
year and you still the same bitch ass nigga with
a nut ass high top.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Grow up.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Here's three things that's amazing, all right, He's got so
many of these.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
I mean that that video right there just played for
you has four million views, and he's got a lot
of them.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I mean, do you agree with all those?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Casey, well, I'm wearing an Apple Watch, so obviously no.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Uh yeah, you are a dork. Yeah whatever, I do agree.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
I tend to agree, Like I understand the appeal of
the smart watches, but it's like, get yourself like a
real watch. Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 11 (20:53):
Here's here's an Here's three things I don't think you
should be doing as a grown ass man. Let's get
right into it. Number one is collecting Pomon cards instead
of collecting Pokemon cards like a geek. Collect some Franklins,
collect some benjamins. Fuck nigga, acting like you're a little
ass boy collecting cars to show off to your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Grow up.

Speaker 11 (21:14):
Number two is playing Fortnite instead of playing Fortnite. How
about you play, get some money and take care of
your family. Fuck nigga creating buildings in virtual reality when
you could be at work providing for your family.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
And shit, I kind of agree with that one game.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
You know what three is adjusting your meals at restaurants.
You over here asking for no pickles, no tomatoes, no mayonnaise.
How about you're a grown ass man. Why don't you
just eat the fucking sandwich. You're not a little ass boy.
You're acting like an eight year old wasting them people time,

(21:54):
grow up.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Contanner, do you feel triggered by that?

Speaker 8 (21:58):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
One doesn't bother me.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
You know, listen, I know not everything I'm gonna agree with,
all right, even though he pointed out nine different things
that I do. But the point is is that now
I think it's great.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I think he's gotta. It's just funny, it's good advice.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm aligned with this guy so far. I'm on all
the stuff.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah here, let me get you one more, Marcus, Do
you agree with everything he said so far?

Speaker 10 (22:19):
You might have to catch me up a little bit.
The audio is pretty choppy on my end, so it's
hard to put it together. But uh, as far as
the apple Watch is concerned. I don't do it, never would.
It makes me feel too much like Dick Tracy. I
feel like talking into it all the time. And you know,
flip flops, man, I gotta have flip flops on it,
the wat. I don't like the way my feet look,

(22:40):
but I'll trim up and everything they'll be. They'll be presentable.
But like no place that's not a lake or a pool.
That's kind of my thing with flip flops. You're not
gonna catch me with flip flops on a plane because
you know, more comfortable or whatever.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
No way, all right, one more and then we'll stopper.

Speaker 11 (22:56):
Here's three things I don't think you should be doing
as a grown ass man. Let's get right into it.
Number one is having asthma. Nigga, just breathe. You're twenty
five years old and you ain't out grown ass shit
yet talking about anybody. Pump Bro can't handle air as
a grown man. Lock in fuck, nigga. Number two.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Is ordering dessert.

Speaker 11 (23:22):
You want something sweet down your throat as a grown
ass man, talking about I'll have a piece of blueberry
pie to in the night. Leave the sweet trees to
the girls. I have spoken. Number three is collecting Funko
Pops toys. You're collecting toys as a grown ass man. Look,

(23:45):
I have a Justin Bieber Funko Pop. You're a grown
ass man. How about instead of collecting other niggas, you
collect some pasteoles, some bread, some dough.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Some moulah.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Fuck nigga, and have an honorable mention for you. One more,
and that's having a skincare routine. Just put some soap
on the rag and wash your face. Fuck nigga.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Wow, Okay, he seems to have a key phrase.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Then yeah, I don't know if that one's gonna take off.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
I think it's I think it's hilarious. I don't have
some of those I don't agree with.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
I mean, obviously, if you have asthma, you have asthma.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
That yet just breathe.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I feel the same thing about the food modifications, like, yeah,
even though I'm allergic to that thing, sure I'll just
have it anyhow.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Well, there it is. Uh, Marcus, what's one thing a
man shouldn't do?

Speaker 10 (24:39):
You know, I was thinking about it from the lens
of flip flops, and I don't think a man should
get a pedicure, I mean feed or gross Men's feed
are the grossest, and you should deal with that yourself.
Don't make somebody else. Don't pay somebody else to go
down there and bang around when you could get out
your you know, your belt sander and your tweezers and
do it yourself.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Let's ask a lady, uh what what? What do you
think is something a man should never do?

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Aside from the flip flops? Yeah, oh my god, it
makes you cringe. A man should not be mean to
wait staff, oh dude, for sure. But I feel like
that goes for everybody though.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well, I'm on board with the Pokemon cards, I'm on
board with a Fortnite. I'm on board with a lot
of what he had to say. To be honest, I
don't get it just from the price point of Pokemon cards.
I don't understand that game at all.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Did you see people that lined up at those things
that those little kiosks trying to get it?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I got curious when I was walking by the kiosk
and I just poked it to see what was up.
And I couldn't believe what they were charging for that stuff,
how much it was in the hundreds for a Pokemon card. Yeah, jesus.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, that's the thing with that.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
Like Pokemon, the people aren't playing the game, They're just
they're just collecting the cards.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Here's the craziest part. It was all sold out.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Oh yeah, for sure, you're like post malone.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Did he spend a million dollars on a pokemonic.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Or Logan Paul did?

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Though?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
I thought he bought a fake one though, No.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
He bought a I think he's got a million dollar
one that is now worth three million.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Oh my god, he's a fucking nerd. Jeez. I mean
I got my nerdy shit too, but he.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Kicked it up extra dirty and turned it into a
medallion on a chain, which you should immediately just get
slapped right in the mountain.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
All right, Well, I hope he does, Actually I really
hope he does.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Sure, any anybody wants to smack Logan Paul in the
mounth I'm all.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
For it, all right.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I guess we'll do it for us today. Marcus, you
feeling good?

Speaker 7 (26:31):
All right? No?

Speaker 10 (26:33):
No, it sucks over here to Today is a bad day.
And Eugene, we'll see you guys Thursday.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
It bye, Thanks for checking out.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Tanner Laura in Casey's after show on our right Heart
Radio app. He is in live weekday morning six to
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