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Speaker 1 (00:01):
No songs, no commercials, and no dump button.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is the Tanner Laureezy after show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, here we go, we are rolling. What's cracking? Y'all?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Good morning, it's Tanner Lauren Casey's after show podcast or
afternoon when you're hearing it, and you know, because who
knows when they're listening to this podcast could be any too.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's technically after the show anytime you listen to it,
because it's that true.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, but I was like saying, afternoon or morning, Yeah,
good evening. Well this is going well, yeah, I'm really
tired today, I'm hungry the other day.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, because I'm more annoyed at you today than normal?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Why? Because I am better at NFL knowledge?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
There aren't you one?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
All right, Wius? Do you think she'd be in a
sort of winter Court?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, No, I think I think she's rubbing it into
just the right amount.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Of course, of course you think that. Yeah, Court loves
a good salt in the wound, though, Marcus, if you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
If you don't know, Laura and I made a bet
yesterday because she thought that I didn't know that much
about sports, about the NFL in particular, and I was like,
I know, I know some things. You know, I know
more than she thinks that I know. And she's like
she don't know anything, So I bet I know more
than doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
But he was like, he was like, uh, do you
even know how many teams are in the NFL?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Because that's an obvious It's like, Marcus, how many teams
are in the NFL?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Thirty two teams?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That's easy, which I didn't know at the time.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So there's just some things that you know, and it's
some things that I know. It just happened to go
your favor on the air. Hey, Marcus, that's what I'm
going with. Out of those thirty two teams, how many
of them have a kicker?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
That would be all thirty two of Okay, good work,
good work, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
On a curveball.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
But like, so, anyway, hard one on me? Did you
guys have any hard one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I thought some of them are hard.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Here's here's one for you. For which violation on field violation?
Do you an eight yard penalty?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
An eight yard penalty could only be a spot foul penalty.
So I'm going to say in the NFL, it's going
to be a pass interference penalty.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, there's there's no. I don't think there is no.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
But that was one of Tanner's answers. It was an
eight yard penalty because.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
They're all like five, ten, fifteen yard. I mean, they're
all usually in.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Five except for pass interference, which is a spot foul.
So if it happens eight yards past the line of
scrimmage and they throw the flag there, they'll put the
ball at the spot of the foul a automatic.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Are you making fun of my answer?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I am, yes, kind of go fuck yourself.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, it's there's a technicality where that was, but you
got to get it by everybody else in the room.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now, I know, you know, they don't really say, you know,
we're ordering you an eight yard penalty.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
That doesn't I don't know, And honestly I couldn't care less.
Did you know the answer to that?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Okay, well you know you can say that you did
not really well you should say that, But how do
I know you're not.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Because I was in my it was in my house
yelling out the answer.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
All right, did you know Casey before you look that
up the eight yard penalty thing, he's gonna say, yes, Well, no,
I think Marcus made a good point with the spot foul.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I didn't even take that into consideration. But no, I
mean everything is five or ten or fifteen. You know
they're all in like increments of five.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Well, I just you know, I threw it out there.
What give me another one? Give me another one?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
How many challenges does a coach get per game?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
You get two, and you got to win them both.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I was going to say that you get two, but
I also was.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
What happens if you win them both?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
If you win them both, you can have a third.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There it is.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I did not know that good good stuff. Marcus. He's unstumpable, right,
ask her a few more.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean the rest of I mean, these are all
pretty easy because I didn't figure you guys were gonna
want to go hard. You th which team was the
very first team to win a Super Bowl? Okay, there
we go.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You got to buzz yourself in first.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
No, you say he was asking it to me.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Uh hit me with another one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What I mean, they're all pretty easy. Which team has
the most Super Bowl victories?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
The Patriots incorrect?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, really, I would have been forty nine ers.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
The Cowboy incorrect.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh okay, okay, and then you know that, Marcus, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You fuck what position typically receives the snap from the center.
Uh that, I'm asking the room that's got a quarterback?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
There it is.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I was going to say quarterback. I was going to
say that, but I also was scared enough to say
whatever the right answer was. Well, there it is. Congratulations Laura,
You're uh, she's over the.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Picking her nails. She's not even a part of it
at this point. Yeah, she's like taking my victory. I'm
already in. I'm in some of the land.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
The worst part is so the punishment was I had
to text an next girlfriend, Marcus, I had to text
then next girlfriend whatever. Laura made me text. So she
wrote that was nice, She wrote something out. She didn't
go as hard as she could. She could have really
embarrassed me, but she didn't. It was still embarrassing. But
she has not written back yet and it's been thirty
seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Because she's probably trying to figure out what a cobbus
is spelled.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
What did he mean when he said cabbus?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Well, I mean, come on, when I say especially your
sweet cabbus, I mean she she probably knows what I'm
trying to say. You put two sweets, yess, I did
your sweet sweet cabbus.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Okay, that's very important.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Terrible, that's a really bad punishment. I mean, that is
just a bad punishment. I would not want to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I had to tell my ex girlfriend that I now
have a TikTok account where a torque called totastic tanner
what you now have to start and I need her
to follow it because I you know, I need a
gang followers. I'm trying to make some money.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Something tells me she's gonna actually look for that.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I think you.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I think you, honestly, I do think you should start
it before a listener does, because.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Lots of AI.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Can I tell you guys something yesterday and a work
meaing we hired somebody else at our company that also
has a really extensive background in radio twenty plus years,
and she randomly asked me in a work meeting yesterday,
are you glad that you don't have to be on
the radio today talking about the super Bowl with all
the controversy around the hot halftime show and all that stuff.
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She said, are you glad that you don't have to
be there? Taking calls today, and I said, no, I'm
glad that I'm not a part of the show that
I used to be a part of every day because
the super Bowl bets, oh God are grocious, and you
guys are sort of kind of bringing that back. Like
texting your ex girlfriend about your tworking channel and her
caboose is definitely something that could have made it onto
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our super Bowl bets back during the Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Now to your point, that was going to be our
super Bowl bet, but I got sick last week.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The week got thrown off. So we did it today.
You know, we did it today?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
And yeah, uh, would you text because Marcus is ex
Marcus's wife's name Ashley at his.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Ex girlfriend's name Ashley.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh, so would you if you text Ashley like something
like that, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
How do you think she would respond? If at all?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I mean she she would respond, I think just because
it would be so out of the blue, like this,
there's a lot there's a lot more years between me
and my ex and there is between you and yours. Right,
So anything that was like was abrasive or angry has
has long probably been water under the bridge. I would
do it because I don't welch on a bet, and
you guys know that. But I would not want to
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do it. I would hate to do it. I don't
want to. That's that's water under the bridge for me.
I certainly do not want to go back canoeing down
that creek. So yeah, I know, I mean, it would
make me cringe the whole damn time. But I would
do it because I'm I'm a man and I don't
well trump bets.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I went.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I went camping with Marcus and his ex girlfriend Ashley,
and it was one of the worst camping experiences of
my life. Just domestic disputes in the tent, you know, arguing.
I remember at one point Marcus and his girlfriend were
you know, arguing in the tent, and Marcus really cared
about her, you know, and and his defense. He did
everything he could to make it work right, Like this
lady was not stable, and I remember she punched him
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on the face in the face on the beach the
same camping trip.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
It was a wildly wound up open and slap from
a softball player. It came in pretty It was me
and Mike.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
On the beach and she slapped, Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
It was me and my girlfriend and Marcus and his
girlfriend and me and my girlfriend's name was also Ashley. Yeah,
we walked away and we were just like and then
when we came back that they were still arguing in
the tent, and poor Marcus, because.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
He cared about her, he goes, can we just go
to counseling?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Can we please just go to counseling and keep him
with These are high school boyfriend and girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So it's like, as soon as you say that, it's
it's right.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, it's it's that kind of camping trip.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
We love to tell this story. You love to tell
this story, but you also could have caught a felony
on that trip for stealing firewood.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
So oh, so we ran out of firewood that we
didn'tet buy enough firewood, and so the guy cross had.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
A fucking pile of it. Yeah, like a whole wall
of firewood.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
So I figured it wouldn't be terrible if I took
two or three logs, which I did, right to try
to survive.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And then and then later on a little bit, drunker
go back and take two or three more because we
didn't quite finish out this fire yet. So you know,
but hey, yeah, that was that was a bad trip,
but that was also kind of the epitome of all
of the relationship. Like that just summed it up right there.
That was almost every trip, And the crazy part was
we drove eight hours to get to one another and
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still had those types of times.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I think that was the last. The end was pretty
much right after that, right.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Yeah, And I don't timeline is so deep in the
memory now, I don't remember, but I don't think it
lasted much longer because it was the radio show. Really,
she hated it. She hated everything about it. She hated
the fact that, like this was one of those girls
that if her boyfriend shows up in a strip club
to pick somebody else up and he's in the door
too long, she's breaking up with him. And we were
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broadcasting from strip clubs once a month, So like I
just had there was And she also didn't believe in
the show, like didn't like the show, didn't ever tune
into the show, told me that we were never gonna
make it. That type of stuff, like it was real
great reductive behavior from a person that I just don't
think wanted me to.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Sell it sounds like my house. The show didn't go
anywhere so she was.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
I mean we got quite a few years out of
it after she hit the bricks. I mean I ended
up marrying a girl that knew me because of the show.
So it's.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
You a listener.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Well, okay, was she a listener listener? Or did she
start listening when you guys met?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
No, she had she she knew who I was, and
then she added me on MySpace because she thought and
then I pursued it off the radio. But the first
time we met, actually, Tanner, you would you had said,
like one day in passing, like, oh, you can invite
her to the studio if you want to. And I
invited her like right when you said that, And she
drove down that day and came in to the studio
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if you remember, she had a boyfriend at the time,
and Marcus, dude, you cracked the mics and the very
first thing you said was like you didn't even intro
the show. You're like, Marcu's got a girl in here,
Like what do you guys dating or what? And like
she just shrunk into a puddle. And I didn't know
what to say, because no, it wasn't the answer. But
I probably shouldn't be coming down to Eugene to me
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with a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
By the way, impression of me, I think, what did
I say?
Speaker 7 (11:31):
You go?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Marcus got a girl in here? You guys dating or what?
Just so right? And you hit me right in the
face with it and I froze solid, like.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think, if I'm not mistaken. Did she have a
bloodshot eye at the time?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
No, that was so uh. When I graduated college, she
came down and met my whole extended family, and the
night before she had tried to hold in a sneeze
and blew a blood vessel in her eyes, so she
had one red eye the first time she met, like
my entire extent, I mean, I pull guy over here.
It's like it was wild and she they love her,
so she must have done. Okay, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Now, you guys been together a long time. She's good,
good girl. I'm glad you guys are happy. And yeah, man,
A lot of a lot of memories with old Buster
ass and Marcus and the Ashley, lot of Ashley's. I
can't believe he dated like two or three Ashleys in
a row, wild.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Two, yeah, two, and then you were the third one.
And what's crazy too, is back in my college house
three of the four of us I believe dated Megan's
and they were all spelled differently, so we named our
beer bong Meghan, and we spelled it as like a
combination of all the different spellings, so it was always
like all over the place a tribute.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
All right, I want to play this clip. We played
it on the show earlier today, but it was heavily edited.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
There's this dude on an airplane and apparently the people
in front of him. He thinks the people in front
of him are farting. They're just breaking wind, and he
keeps smelling it. You know, when they're really thick, pungent,
you can taste it a little bit. So he's having
a real hard time in the flight. I don't know
how long the build up was before he hit record
on the camera, but he must have been smelling the
farts for a while because he was upset. So he
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starts screaming at these people. And the question we asked
on the air this morning was who's the asshole, the
guy who keeps farting on the airplane or the dude
who yelled at him like this.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
I don't know which one of you motherfuckers keep parting
in front of me, folks, but that ship blowing the
fuck out of me. G man, go to the fucking bathroom,
broke while I snack this ship out of one of y'all. Brouh.
That ship stank bruh. That ship stank bru Steady shitting
in my face, man, one of y'all promise knocked the
shot out of both of y'all. Bro on my son,
bruck what's out?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Do it again?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Oh my grnny, I'm gonna go up on this beach
on my daughter, my daughter.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And you know he's mad because his bro gets shorter
and shorter, so it starts with a bro and it.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But yeah, he's uh, he's upset. So Marcus, what say you?
Who's the a hole here?
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Is it that guy or is the dude he's farting?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Dude? This is a hard one. I look, I really
have a problem with farterers on planes. But if you're
gonna ask me if I've never cut one loose on
a plane, I'd be lying to you if I said no,
I've never done that. Like, definitely, I think you can
react better. I think you can make this into a
joke and eventually somebody just apologizes and festes up to
it rather than immediately going to I'm going to slap
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somebody's mouth off their face, Like that's just a little
bit heavy. Everybody farts, bro, you know somebody should say
that to him, to the guy that's upset. But also,
you're kind of an asshole if you just keep farting
and you don't go to the bathroom. Say bart boxes
on airplanes for you to do that.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Yeah, I was gonna say, farting once is one thing,
but like you get farting over and over and over again.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
After a while, it's like, come.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
On, you're the people around me. I'm sorry you got
a stomach egg, but take your ass of the lavatory. Yep,
you know. I mean clearly you have to poop if
you're farting that much.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I mean clearly. I think that they're both a holes
just because yes, what you just said, you gotta just
take it to the bathroom. Also, you better be damn
sure that the people in front of you are the
are the fartings. If you're gonna if you're gonna make
that much of a stink, so to speak, you you
better know it's those guys, because if it's not they're
gonna turn around and crush your head.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Oh my mama.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Though I don't know which one of you motherfuckers keep
farting in front of me. Folks, but that ship blowing
the fuck out of me. G Man, go to the
fucking bathroom, broth while I snack the ship out of
one of y'all. Brode. That ship stank, b that ship stank.
This shitting in my face, man snacked the shot out
of both of y'all. Bro on my son, bro what's out?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Do it again on my granny. I'm gonna go up
on this beach.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
On my daughter, not granny. Dude's got a big family.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's on everybody.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, well so yeah, that's uh not cool to do.
I you know, try to keep your farts to yourself
if you can. You know, you understandable if you've got
a tummy ache and you gotta let one slip.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Keep your legs together so that way it goes all
into the cushion. To try and push that into the
cushion so that way, once you stand up, then it
all comes out of one.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That used to be when I'd ride TriMet bus. You know,
it'd be a hot summer day and somebody would stand
up and then release that stink.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Pot huh and ned you smell that ass smell?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I can. I can imagine the smell right now.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I got a question, have you guys ever been around
a fart that warranted a fight?
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Like?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Has there ever been a farc that's made you so
mad that you would fight somebody?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
The only time, and it wasn't a fight, I may
have like slept in the other room, because like my ex,
I'm sure this probably happened multiple times.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
He when he was still.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Trying to figure out what was going on with his
tummy troubles, he would rip some in bed to the
point like he woke me up. I was in a
dead sleep, and I was like, oh my god, yeah,
and you know that's.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
A dead sleep by fire.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I've had that situation. The only problem is I didn't
know if it was me or her so like, and
so you don't know whether it would appreciate the smell
or not. Because if a charge, you can go like, oh, yeah,
that was a good one. Yeah, But if it's somebody
else's you can can't wallow in that.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
So cannot.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Cannot.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I actually I do have an experience. It didn't happen
to me. I was there, but I was. I was
at a sleepover in like like young junior high, like
sixth grade maybe, and my buddy Wayne had a younger
brother named Andrew. And Wayne ripped a fart, and Andrew
took off running out of the room and actually barfed
in the hallway. Oh Andrew, and he's got in trouble
because he threw up and he had to clean up
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his barf in the hallway while me and Wayne played
Ninja Turtles on nes and was funny. It's like fifteen
twenty minutes later when he got done with the punishment
and got done cleaning the carpet. Yeah, when he came
back into Wayne's room, it was absolutely on site. I
mean it just he attacked him like we were right
in the middle of TMNT two and it was just
all of a sudden, all was happening next to me.
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So I have seen it.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
I didn't, It.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Wasn't a part of it. But it'll happen, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I've seen that with with my best friend as a kid,
his older brother loved to like hold him down. Then
he would like sit on his chest with it with
his knees on his arms, and then he would just
start right on his chest.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It was like right there.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, remember Marcus Drew had to do that bit where
sick Boy it was. Was it a Super Bowl bet?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I think it was.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, it was before I was there, but I I
heard the story of this one many times.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah, Drew lost the Super Bowl bets, you know, like
he always did. He always seemed to lose. And Sick Boy,
who was this three hundred and fifty pounds ginger on
our show.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
He was a cool dude.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
You know.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
He actually was a Comcast cableman at the time, but
after work he would come and do stunts for us
on their show. So he put him in a barrel
and roll him down a five steps or something, and
he was, you know, he was a kamikaze guy. But
one time, we you know, Drew lost the Super Bowl bets.
We made Sick Boy run around the building in the
heat or however long it was as it was called out.
But he ran around the building as much as he
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could to get all clammy and hot and stinky and sweaty.
And he'd also been crawling in cross spaces all day
being an Exfinity tack and so he's stunk. You could
smell when he walked in, just that that sweat smell
a little bit of the famendous smell, you know. And
Drew had to lay down on the ground and sick
boy had to squat on his chest, his bare chest,
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bare butt to.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Bare chests and fart on his chest.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's that's risky because that I mean, the farts are
not always just farts.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, I told you you remember that, Marment.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
How many how many times do you think a three
hundred and fifty pounder guest and mist on a fart
like it's got to be like a thirty per clip, right,
So this is a dangerous stunt.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, I'm you know, looking back at it, because Drew
probably wouldn't do that today.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah you know what I mean. But looking back at it,
what a trooper.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Serious that you could end up with a brown streak
right on your chest.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
But that's why every year Mark, like Marcus said, we
would get so nervous and our stomachs would turn into
a knot because of the Super Bowl bets. But that's
what made it fun for the for the audience, you know.
And yes, it sucked that I had to send a
text to my ex girlfriend today. But as long as
the you know, as long as the listeners enjoy it,
and it was funny, I'll throw my I'll fall on
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the sword.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
I will probably super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
You doctor, strange looking motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You laugh, just the folly on the sword part. I mean, yeah,
I mean, I guess you did fall on the sword,
but you brought it upon yourself and then and then
you biffed it hard.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I tried, man, and the people. Someone says, like Tanner,
do you even try?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I did?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, I did try.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I try.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I don't know penalties and yeah, but now for the
number of players on the team or you're on the
field at the time, I.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Didn't know that you could have as few as seven
people on the team.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, no, just on the line of scrimmage said you
still have to.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Have Yeah, right, okay, got it. Maybe that's I don't
know that makes for sense. I don't know. I'm frustrated.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
And I still got that question right somehow. Yeah, you guessed.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah, I think you think you guessed what I didn't
get that.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
The first one.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
I guessed I can't. Well, I got one of them
right and one of them wrong about the number of players.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
A win is a win.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Congratulations, Now get over yourself.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I got. I mean, if anything, this proves to me
that I have a lot of work to do still
if I want to up my football game.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Because find a man's that's that's the way to their hearts.
I don't not all know, not you huh no, not
my heart.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
See so I mean, I'm I'm I'm damned if I do.
I'm damned if I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking for
a dude that wants to sit around all Saturday.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Like dude.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I am impressed, though, when a girl knows, even though
I don't know about sports. I am always impressed when
a chick knows a whole like Laura knows a lot
and she'll start talking about players and stuff on my own.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, but I think that is attractive to to a
lot of men.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
My wife loves sports talk radio and interest and her
favorite uh you know person is Chad Doing. Every single
afternoon she listens to Chad Doing, and I've told him
that I'm like she she's more in love with you
than she isn't with me.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You tell you if you know that.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Guy's a piece of shit right, everything he says it's fake. Yeh, No,
Chad's a great dude. That's funny that she listens.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Every single day when I get in the car, every sing.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I've always found found it attractive when girls are into
dude things, you know, like uh, like playing drums. You know,
you didn't see the lot of that back in the
day girls playing drums. Now you see it everywhere, and
I love it. Yeah, I think it's cool. I think
Laura would be a goodrummer.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
She's me as long limbs.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I think you could say the same thing about you know, wrestling,
the not professional wrestling, but like high school college wrestling.
There's so many females doing it now. There was one
girl when I was in high school that wrestled and
now like it's.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Low Marcus, Wait, didn't you wrestle a girl.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
And girl multiple times? No, I didn't lose. I thought
I was by my coaches that if I didn't win,
I would have to walk home, and we were five
hours away and it was snowing.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I won.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I pinned her ass I was a freshman. I actually
had to wrestle her three times that year.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
That I can wrestle a.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Girl, it does seem a little strange.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
They didn't have separate visions for him. Now they've got
there's a like Casey said, there's so many of them
that are doing it that they have female divisions and
they get to wrestle one another now. But back then,
I mean we would go to our wrestling meets, would
have anywhere from ten to twenty schools at them, and
this was the only female in the gym that had
a single.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Then he described the exact same thing in my high school.
It was one girl and she had to wrestle dudes.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It was she just was one girl.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yep. Was she like? Was she like.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Normal sized girl?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
She's a normal sized girl.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I mean, because it's all weight class, right, you only
get you can be below the weight by I think
in Oregon it was two pounds below your weight class
before they start trying to get you into the one
that's down below because they're only uparated by five or
six pounds. But yeah, we were. My freshman year, I
wrestled one hundred and twenty five and she was right
there with me. And and the thing was is like
I was not an aggressive wrestler. I was not a
(24:10):
good wrestler. I think I finished my high school career
three years of doing it right at five hundred. I
won as many as I lost, But I remember not
wanting to not wanting to wrestle her at all, And
so when they blew the whistle, I kind of just
was was just kind of shoving her back, and she
just made this wild dive at my foot and she
(24:30):
kind of collapsed my knee and I fell and I
started crawling out of bounds because I did not want
her to score on me. And sure enough they cause
I crawled out of bounds. They rewarded her with the takedown,
at which point my entire wrestling team didn't shut up
for a week. Like from there on it was over.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
R Do you think you could take Marcus in a
wrestling match?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
No, I don't, but I have no My wife were
out all the time, dude, And I can put her
in a pretzel if she wants to. She's in the
gym six days a week if she wants. She's a
really good jabe. She's a comp. He's a college athlete,
and I can still if she wanted to wrestle me
right now, I'd have her pinned in three minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Gez, Just hearing you say that makes my back hurt.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I've never had any desire like, yeah, wrestling to me.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Trying to get me in high school, and I hated it.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I did not was like a couple of dudes rolling
around on a mat.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I was into martial arts at the time, and I
was doing a lot of taekwondo and karate and stuff,
but like, I didn't want to do that because of
the stupid leotards and then like having to get that
close to a guy. It's not a homophobic thing. I
just I'm a germophobe, you know. On some sweaty dude
on my back.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You definitely, yeah, you definitely get some stuff because I
have my My nephew wrestles. Both my neighbor's kids wrestled,
and the older one he definitely came home with some
sort of skin fungus that he got from somebody.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yes, all the time.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Ringworm is another one that passes around, But dude, that
was one thing about my coach. My coach was obsessive.
We cleaned the mats three times every practice, once at
the beginning, once in the middle, and once at ent
at the end. And that's the only way to prevent
from getting stuff like that, because if you get the
sweat and you've got ringworm and another person rubs their
(26:10):
arm through it, it's pretty much your going home with it.
So it's but it was, it's gross, And look, I
want to qualify something before all the listeners think that
I think I'm just a badass. I don't want anybody
to think that I could beat anybody that wrestles right now.
I think it's a technique thing. My wife doesn't know
how to wrestle, and I do. You kind of learn
how to control certain parts of the body, kind of
(26:31):
understand how to move people and wear the leverage is
and that's what makes it possible for me to beat
my incredible athlete wife.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
But didn't you didn't we have you wrestle a small
person on the show and you lost.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Me wrestle like eight of them and that was a
wwe thing. And I was wearing a full leotard and
I lost because that was what was good for the show.
Are you and a half? All guy came after me a.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Little nasty as a professional and he's on tour still.
I looked it up yesterday and I.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Pushed him over once because I wanted to see if
I could. And it was really easy.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It was so funny.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
We had so Gary he went by. I'm gonna say
just because so you know who he is, Gary the Retard.
They don't call him that anymore because you're not supposed
to say that. They called him Gary the Conqueror on
the Howard Stern Show. I'm not even sure if he's
on the show anymore, but the dude lives in Albany,
and that's where he when he called The Howard Stern Show.
He was always calling because he was listening to it
on KOFO. Yeah, so we had him as the ref.
(27:27):
He came down and we gave him a ref jersey,
a whistle, and he refed the wrestling match between Little
Nasty Boy this you know, small person and Marcus and
I could you know, yeah, pink Leotard or whatever he.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Was in and Beaker if you remember, I took it.
I took it funny. I went you told me I
looked like a gay superhero when we were all dressed up.
And if you remember, Beeker came in in like workout
gear and was like jumping from foot to foot and
like loosen it up. And that was kind of I
feel like I won the day because I didn't take
it that seriously like he I was stupid, Like what
(28:00):
are you doing in nikes? Bro?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I unfriended that guy because he ruined avingers in game
for him.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Oh how dare he?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
And so I unfriended him and then he sent me
a friend request again like a month or two ago,
and I'm like, yeah, like, na, dude, before doomsday comes out?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Right, ckhead?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I waited that ten How many years did we wait
for that?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
And right before I go and see, this asshole tells
me what happens. Yah, yeah in the text message.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Sucks. So anyway I blocked Screw that guy. I'm going
to block him too, all.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Right, that's gonna do it for us today. We will
see you tomorrow on the live show with more fuel
Lit and switch Foot tickets. I don't forget. We do
have a bacon a beer coming up March sixth. It's
go luck yourself the Saint Patrick's Day Edition. Laura will Fast.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Golden Belly Brewing in Beaverton six to ten am.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
See you there, Yeah, everyone shows up, gets free bacon,
all that good stuff. Be there, be square, and yeah,
today was a rough day for me.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
My ego is a little bruised, you know, losing to Laura.
It's fine, She's she won, She's the best man won,
best best lady one whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I'm just curious, what the what your ex girlfriend's going
to say. I'm waiting for that has I'm guessing absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I bet she's she doesn't say anything better.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Pretty awkward.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
If I don't get anything back by like five o'clock today,
I can tell her, right, Joe.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
He said, tomorrow, twenty four hours. You can text her
back tomorrow. Yeah, it's the deal.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's going to be a rough four hour. She's not
going to think about it. She's got a new boyfriend
now and everything.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh he's going to see that text. Oh dude, Yeah,
he's gonna be standing outside the studios when you get
home or when you when you go home.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
It's like, you better not be talking about my girls.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Cheek's clapping.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Okay, what's your girlfriend going to think about it?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You know, she didn't really didn't really run.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I was going to call her a second ago. What
was the reason I was going to call her.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You don't need to already sent a text?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Was it a better cheeks clapping?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Maybe let's call her a fast right now? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I need some of that. So we do stuff like this.
There's like some sort of hold. I need to get that.
That's a little side note for the show.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
You need to get a good idea.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
She's like, I'm switching the number and your key no
longer works on your house.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Here we go nine one seven mm hmmm mmm mm hmmm.
Call my girlfriend ally? Now, what the what was I
supposed to ask?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
We're gonna tell you if I send my ex girlfriend
a message about her cheeks clapping?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Well, I already did.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Forgiveness, not permission.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
She's probably on a call. She works for the state.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Cop.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Hey, babe, how are you doing?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Sorry, sorry to bother you at work? Is your day
going all right?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's going all right. I'm just in a meeting right now.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you on camera?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Well?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I don't no, I dot my camera turn off.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Do you want your cheeks clap?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Do I want my cheeks clapped?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
I mean maybe later, all.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Right, not during the meeting, babe.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
There was a reason I called, but I'm honestly forgetting
what it was for. Oh so okay, So babe, you
know before you hear it from one of your dumb friends.
I should have said that, but I meant it. I
want you to know from me that you hear from
me that I had to text an next girlfriend today
on the.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Show because he lost a bet. I see.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
So, but here's the deal. Laura wrote the text.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
So I lost the bet because I apparently don't know
as much about football as she does, and the loser
had to text an next with whatever the winner wants
them to say.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, so I sent her a text today.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
She has It was my words, not Tanner's.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
She has not responded, but I just want to let
you know in case, Uh, some crazy girl shows up
to the house.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Later on this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Okay, and I'm the only one that's here. Yeah okay.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Also, Tanner has Tanner has a new TikTok account called
the Tortastic Tanner.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I don't, but you will.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
You will.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Like I was going to color her bell. I was
going to call her about something we were talking about
on the pod earlier.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Uh, do you know how to spell caboose?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
How to spell kaboos?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, I spelled caboose exactly, but I was my defense.
I was in a hurry, and I was we were
on the air.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Oh you were in a hurry.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
And I'm also very very dumb.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
How do you how do you spell cabooth?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
We know I know how to spell it.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
I just did see a B O O S E.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
You got both those and not of you.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I felt like it's one of those things where I like,
if I sat down and of course I'm gonna write
it right, Yes.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
You guys.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Would you guys collectively would be a mean team misfortune Today.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
It's just one of those days.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Favor my egos bruised because I lost a stupid Laura
and that's so rude, you know, I'm just I'm just bummed.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
You should you know, I mean, it happens. You know
you got to be supportive Laura one.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
That's just the way it is.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, I'm supportive.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
She plays girls rule.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
I told her, she's you know, congratulations. She's not a
gracious winner though. That's the problem.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
But I literally have not said a single word about it.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
She's not gracious.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean, you have to you have to grow a
little bit when you win.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Are you on my side? Are you with me or you.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I'm on neutral stance at the moment.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
That sounds like Laura to me, Like la, yeah, sor
ry ladies stick together? All right, Babe, I called you
for another reason, but I it's slipping my mind now.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
And I'll can talk about it later.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Remember when it was for the show. I don't care
about later. I don't want to talk to her after
the show.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
You are digging yourself today and.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
You don't want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm sorry, baby, I love you very much.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
You know this? Hell?
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Are you too?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Tell people how good I am?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Due? Okay, Yeah, he's he's pretty good to me.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Shouldn't you be paying attention to that?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
All right, bib Sorry, I'll let you.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Go, okay, all right, all right, I'll put it by.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
If anybody's wondering why our state has trouble doing things,
it's because they all have boyfriends that call them during meetings.
That's what's going on exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, all right, we will see you tomorrow. Thank you
for checking out the pod and something you want to
say anybody?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Uh Tanner sucks?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Helpful to send it on a loving note.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
All Right, Tanner doesn't suck, but she doesn't know anything
about the NFL.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Does just stop?
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Just stop?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Or cabooses.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
After a question about Batman, why don't you try playing
in his court?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
We'll see tomorrow month.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Thanks for checking out Tanner, Laura and Casey's after show
on our iHeartRadio app. Listen live weekday morning six to
ten on one oh five nine The Brew
No songs, no commercials, and no dump button.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is the Tanner Laureezy after show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, here we go, we are rolling. What's cracking? Y'all?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Good morning, it's Tanner Lauren Casey's after show podcast or
afternoon when you're hearing it, and you know, because who
knows when they're listening to this podcast could be any too.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's technically after the show anytime you listen to it,
because it's that true.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, but I was like saying, afternoon or morning, Yeah,
good evening. Well this is going well, yeah, I'm really
tired today, I'm hungry the other day.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, because I'm more annoyed at you today than normal?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Why? Because I am better at NFL knowledge?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
There aren't you one?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
All right, Wius? Do you think she'd be in a
sort of winter Court?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, No, I think I think she's rubbing it into
just the right amount.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Of course, of course you think that. Yeah, Court loves
a good salt in the wound, though, Marcus, if you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
If you don't know, Laura and I made a bet
yesterday because she thought that I didn't know that much
about sports, about the NFL in particular, and I was like,
I know, I know some things. You know, I know
more than she thinks that I know. And she's like
she don't know anything, So I bet I know more
than doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
But he was like, he was like, uh, do you
even know how many teams are in the NFL?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Because that's an obvious It's like, Marcus, how many teams
are in the NFL?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Thirty two teams?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That's easy, which I didn't know at the time.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So there's just some things that you know, and it's
some things that I know. It just happened to go
your favor on the air. Hey, Marcus, that's what I'm
going with. Out of those thirty two teams, how many
of them have a kicker?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
That would be all thirty two of Okay, good work,
good work, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
On a curveball.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
But like, so, anyway, hard one on me? Did you
guys have any hard one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I thought some of them are hard.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Here's here's one for you. For which violation on field violation?
Do you an eight yard penalty?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
An eight yard penalty could only be a spot foul penalty.
So I'm going to say in the NFL, it's going
to be a pass interference penalty.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, there's there's no. I don't think there is no.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
But that was one of Tanner's answers. It was an
eight yard penalty because.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
They're all like five, ten, fifteen yard. I mean, they're
all usually in.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Five except for pass interference, which is a spot foul.
So if it happens eight yards past the line of
scrimmage and they throw the flag there, they'll put the
ball at the spot of the foul a automatic.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Are you making fun of my answer?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I am, yes, kind of go fuck yourself.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, it's there's a technicality where that was, but you
got to get it by everybody else in the room.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now, I know, you know, they don't really say, you know,
we're ordering you an eight yard penalty.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
That doesn't I don't know, And honestly I couldn't care less.
Did you know the answer to that?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Okay, well you know you can say that you did
not really well you should say that, But how do
I know you're not.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Because I was in my it was in my house
yelling out the answer.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
All right, did you know Casey before you look that
up the eight yard penalty thing, he's gonna say, yes, Well, no,
I think Marcus made a good point with the spot foul.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I didn't even take that into consideration. But no, I
mean everything is five or ten or fifteen. You know
they're all in like increments of five.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Well, I just you know, I threw it out there.
What give me another one? Give me another one?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
How many challenges does a coach get per game?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
You get two, and you got to win them both.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I was going to say that you get two, but
I also was.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
What happens if you win them both?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
If you win them both, you can have a third.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There it is.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I did not know that good good stuff. Marcus. He's unstumpable, right,
ask her a few more.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean the rest of I mean, these are all
pretty easy because I didn't figure you guys were gonna
want to go hard. You th which team was the
very first team to win a Super Bowl? Okay, there
we go.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You got to buzz yourself in first.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
No, you say he was asking it to me.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Uh hit me with another one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What I mean, they're all pretty easy. Which team has
the most Super Bowl victories?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
The Patriots incorrect?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, really, I would have been forty nine ers.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
The Cowboy incorrect.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh okay, okay, and then you know that, Marcus, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You fuck what position typically receives the snap from the center.
Uh that, I'm asking the room that's got a quarterback?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
There it is.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I was going to say quarterback. I was going to
say that, but I also was scared enough to say
whatever the right answer was. Well, there it is. Congratulations Laura,
You're uh, she's over the.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Picking her nails. She's not even a part of it
at this point. Yeah, she's like taking my victory. I'm
already in. I'm in some of the land.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
The worst part is so the punishment was I had
to text an next girlfriend, Marcus, I had to text
then next girlfriend whatever. Laura made me text. So she
wrote that was nice, She wrote something out. She didn't
go as hard as she could. She could have really
embarrassed me, but she didn't. It was still embarrassing. But
she has not written back yet and it's been thirty
seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Because she's probably trying to figure out what a cobbus
is spelled.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
What did he mean when he said cabbus?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Well, I mean, come on, when I say especially your
sweet cabbus, I mean she she probably knows what I'm
trying to say. You put two sweets, yess, I did
your sweet sweet cabbus.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Okay, that's very important.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Terrible, that's a really bad punishment. I mean, that is
just a bad punishment. I would not want to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I had to tell my ex girlfriend that I now
have a TikTok account where a torque called totastic tanner
what you now have to start and I need her
to follow it because I you know, I need a
gang followers. I'm trying to make some money.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Something tells me she's gonna actually look for that.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I think you.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I think you, honestly, I do think you should start
it before a listener does, because.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Lots of AI.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Can I tell you guys something yesterday and a work
meaing we hired somebody else at our company that also
has a really extensive background in radio twenty plus years,
and she randomly asked me in a work meeting yesterday,
are you glad that you don't have to be on
the radio today talking about the super Bowl with all
the controversy around the hot halftime show and all that stuff.
(06:18):
She said, are you glad that you don't have to
be there? Taking calls today, and I said, no, I'm
glad that I'm not a part of the show that
I used to be a part of every day because
the super Bowl bets, oh God are grocious, and you
guys are sort of kind of bringing that back. Like
texting your ex girlfriend about your tworking channel and her
caboose is definitely something that could have made it onto
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our super Bowl bets back during the Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Now to your point, that was going to be our
super Bowl bet, but I got sick last week.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The week got thrown off. So we did it today.
You know, we did it today?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
And yeah, uh, would you text because Marcus is ex
Marcus's wife's name Ashley at his.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Ex girlfriend's name Ashley.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh, so would you if you text Ashley like something
like that, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
How do you think she would respond? If at all?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I mean she she would respond, I think just because
it would be so out of the blue, like this,
there's a lot there's a lot more years between me
and my ex and there is between you and yours. Right,
So anything that was like was abrasive or angry has
has long probably been water under the bridge. I would
do it because I don't welch on a bet, and
you guys know that. But I would not want to
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do it. I would hate to do it. I don't
want to. That's that's water under the bridge for me.
I certainly do not want to go back canoeing down
that creek. So yeah, I know, I mean, it would
make me cringe the whole damn time. But I would
do it because I'm I'm a man and I don't
well trump bets.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I went.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I went camping with Marcus and his ex girlfriend Ashley,
and it was one of the worst camping experiences of
my life. Just domestic disputes in the tent, you know, arguing.
I remember at one point Marcus and his girlfriend were
you know, arguing in the tent, and Marcus really cared
about her, you know, and and his defense. He did
everything he could to make it work right, Like this
lady was not stable, and I remember she punched him
(08:09):
on the face in the face on the beach the
same camping trip.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
It was a wildly wound up open and slap from
a softball player. It came in pretty It was me
and Mike.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
On the beach and she slapped, Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
It was me and my girlfriend and Marcus and his
girlfriend and me and my girlfriend's name was also Ashley. Yeah,
we walked away and we were just like and then
when we came back that they were still arguing in
the tent, and poor Marcus, because.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
He cared about her, he goes, can we just go
to counseling?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Can we please just go to counseling and keep him
with These are high school boyfriend and girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So it's like, as soon as you say that, it's
it's right.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, it's it's that kind of camping trip.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
We love to tell this story. You love to tell
this story, but you also could have caught a felony
on that trip for stealing firewood.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
So oh, so we ran out of firewood that we
didn'tet buy enough firewood, and so the guy cross had.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
A fucking pile of it. Yeah, like a whole wall
of firewood.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
So I figured it wouldn't be terrible if I took
two or three logs, which I did, right to try
to survive.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And then and then later on a little bit, drunker
go back and take two or three more because we
didn't quite finish out this fire yet. So you know,
but hey, yeah, that was that was a bad trip,
but that was also kind of the epitome of all
of the relationship. Like that just summed it up right there.
That was almost every trip, And the crazy part was
we drove eight hours to get to one another and
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still had those types of times.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I think that was the last. The end was pretty
much right after that, right.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Yeah, And I don't timeline is so deep in the
memory now, I don't remember, but I don't think it
lasted much longer because it was the radio show. Really,
she hated it. She hated everything about it. She hated
the fact that, like this was one of those girls
that if her boyfriend shows up in a strip club
to pick somebody else up and he's in the door
too long, she's breaking up with him. And we were
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broadcasting from strip clubs once a month, So like I
just had there was And she also didn't believe in
the show, like didn't like the show, didn't ever tune
into the show, told me that we were never gonna
make it. That type of stuff, like it was real
great reductive behavior from a person that I just don't
think wanted me to.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Sell it sounds like my house. The show didn't go
anywhere so she was.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
I mean we got quite a few years out of
it after she hit the bricks. I mean I ended
up marrying a girl that knew me because of the show.
So it's.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
You a listener.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Well, okay, was she a listener listener? Or did she
start listening when you guys met?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
No, she had she she knew who I was, and
then she added me on MySpace because she thought and
then I pursued it off the radio. But the first
time we met, actually, Tanner, you would you had said,
like one day in passing, like, oh, you can invite
her to the studio if you want to. And I
invited her like right when you said that, And she
drove down that day and came in to the studio
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if you remember, she had a boyfriend at the time,
and Marcus, dude, you cracked the mics and the very
first thing you said was like you didn't even intro
the show. You're like, Marcu's got a girl in here,
Like what do you guys dating or what? And like
she just shrunk into a puddle. And I didn't know
what to say, because no, it wasn't the answer. But
I probably shouldn't be coming down to Eugene to me
(11:25):
with a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
By the way, impression of me, I think, what did
I say?
Speaker 7 (11:31):
You go?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Marcus got a girl in here? You guys dating or what?
Just so right? And you hit me right in the
face with it and I froze solid, like.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I think, if I'm not mistaken. Did she have a
bloodshot eye at the time?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
No, that was so uh. When I graduated college, she
came down and met my whole extended family, and the
night before she had tried to hold in a sneeze
and blew a blood vessel in her eyes, so she
had one red eye the first time she met, like
my entire extent, I mean, I pull guy over here.
It's like it was wild and she they love her,
so she must have done. Okay, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Now, you guys been together a long time. She's good,
good girl. I'm glad you guys are happy. And yeah, man,
A lot of a lot of memories with old Buster
ass and Marcus and the Ashley, lot of Ashley's. I
can't believe he dated like two or three Ashleys in
a row, wild.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Two, yeah, two, and then you were the third one.
And what's crazy too, is back in my college house
three of the four of us I believe dated Megan's
and they were all spelled differently, so we named our
beer bong Meghan, and we spelled it as like a
combination of all the different spellings, so it was always
like all over the place a tribute.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
All right, I want to play this clip. We played
it on the show earlier today, but it was heavily edited.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
There's this dude on an airplane and apparently the people
in front of him. He thinks the people in front
of him are farting. They're just breaking wind, and he
keeps smelling it. You know, when they're really thick, pungent,
you can taste it a little bit. So he's having
a real hard time in the flight. I don't know
how long the build up was before he hit record
on the camera, but he must have been smelling the
farts for a while because he was upset. So he
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starts screaming at these people. And the question we asked
on the air this morning was who's the asshole, the
guy who keeps farting on the airplane or the dude
who yelled at him like this.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
I don't know which one of you motherfuckers keep parting
in front of me, folks, but that ship blowing the
fuck out of me. G man, go to the fucking bathroom,
broke while I snack this ship out of one of y'all. Brouh.
That ship stank bruh. That ship stank bru Steady shitting
in my face, man, one of y'all promise knocked the
shot out of both of y'all. Bro on my son,
bruck what's out?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Do it again?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Oh my grnny, I'm gonna go up on this beach
on my daughter, my daughter.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And you know he's mad because his bro gets shorter
and shorter, so it starts with a bro and it.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But yeah, he's uh, he's upset. So Marcus, what say you?
Who's the a hole here?
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Is it that guy or is the dude he's farting?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Dude? This is a hard one. I look, I really
have a problem with farterers on planes. But if you're
gonna ask me if I've never cut one loose on
a plane, I'd be lying to you if I said no,
I've never done that. Like, definitely, I think you can
react better. I think you can make this into a
joke and eventually somebody just apologizes and festes up to
it rather than immediately going to I'm going to slap
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somebody's mouth off their face, Like that's just a little
bit heavy. Everybody farts, bro, you know somebody should say
that to him, to the guy that's upset. But also,
you're kind of an asshole if you just keep farting
and you don't go to the bathroom. Say bart boxes
on airplanes for you to do that.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Yeah, I was gonna say, farting once is one thing,
but like you get farting over and over and over again.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
After a while, it's like, come.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
On, you're the people around me. I'm sorry you got
a stomach egg, but take your ass of the lavatory. Yep,
you know. I mean clearly you have to poop if
you're farting that much.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I mean clearly. I think that they're both a holes
just because yes, what you just said, you gotta just
take it to the bathroom. Also, you better be damn
sure that the people in front of you are the
are the fartings. If you're gonna if you're gonna make
that much of a stink, so to speak, you you
better know it's those guys, because if it's not they're
gonna turn around and crush your head.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Oh my mama.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Though I don't know which one of you motherfuckers keep
farting in front of me. Folks, but that ship blowing
the fuck out of me. G Man, go to the
fucking bathroom, broth while I snack the ship out of
one of y'all. Brode. That ship stank, b that ship stank.
This shitting in my face, man snacked the shot out
of both of y'all. Bro on my son, bro what's out?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Do it again on my granny. I'm gonna go up
on this beach.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
On my daughter, not granny. Dude's got a big family.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's on everybody.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, well so yeah, that's uh not cool to do.
I you know, try to keep your farts to yourself
if you can. You know, you understandable if you've got
a tummy ache and you gotta let one slip.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Keep your legs together so that way it goes all
into the cushion. To try and push that into the
cushion so that way, once you stand up, then it
all comes out of one.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That used to be when I'd ride TriMet bus. You know,
it'd be a hot summer day and somebody would stand
up and then release that stink.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Pot huh and ned you smell that ass smell?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I can. I can imagine the smell right now.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I got a question, have you guys ever been around
a fart that warranted a fight?
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Like?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Has there ever been a farc that's made you so
mad that you would fight somebody?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
The only time, and it wasn't a fight, I may
have like slept in the other room, because like my ex,
I'm sure this probably happened multiple times.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
He when he was still.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Trying to figure out what was going on with his
tummy troubles, he would rip some in bed to the
point like he woke me up. I was in a
dead sleep, and I was like, oh my god, yeah,
and you know that's.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
A dead sleep by fire.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I've had that situation. The only problem is I didn't
know if it was me or her so like, and
so you don't know whether it would appreciate the smell
or not. Because if a charge, you can go like, oh, yeah,
that was a good one. Yeah, But if it's somebody
else's you can can't wallow in that.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
So cannot.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Cannot.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I actually I do have an experience. It didn't happen
to me. I was there, but I was. I was
at a sleepover in like like young junior high, like
sixth grade maybe, and my buddy Wayne had a younger
brother named Andrew. And Wayne ripped a fart, and Andrew
took off running out of the room and actually barfed
in the hallway. Oh Andrew, and he's got in trouble
because he threw up and he had to clean up
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his barf in the hallway while me and Wayne played
Ninja Turtles on nes and was funny. It's like fifteen
twenty minutes later when he got done with the punishment
and got done cleaning the carpet. Yeah, when he came
back into Wayne's room, it was absolutely on site. I
mean it just he attacked him like we were right
in the middle of TMNT two and it was just
all of a sudden, all was happening next to me.
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So I have seen it.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
I didn't, It.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Wasn't a part of it. But it'll happen, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I've seen that with with my best friend as a kid,
his older brother loved to like hold him down. Then
he would like sit on his chest with it with
his knees on his arms, and then he would just
start right on his chest.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It was like right there.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, remember Marcus Drew had to do that bit where
sick Boy it was. Was it a Super Bowl bet?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I think it was.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, it was before I was there, but I I
heard the story of this one many times.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah, Drew lost the Super Bowl bets, you know, like
he always did. He always seemed to lose. And Sick Boy,
who was this three hundred and fifty pounds ginger on
our show.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
He was a cool dude.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
You know.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
He actually was a Comcast cableman at the time, but
after work he would come and do stunts for us
on their show. So he put him in a barrel
and roll him down a five steps or something, and
he was, you know, he was a kamikaze guy. But
one time, we you know, Drew lost the Super Bowl bets.
We made Sick Boy run around the building in the
heat or however long it was as it was called out.
But he ran around the building as much as he
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could to get all clammy and hot and stinky and sweaty.
And he'd also been crawling in cross spaces all day
being an Exfinity tack and so he's stunk. You could
smell when he walked in, just that that sweat smell
a little bit of the famendous smell, you know. And
Drew had to lay down on the ground and sick
boy had to squat on his chest, his bare chest,
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bare butt to.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Bare chests and fart on his chest.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's that's risky because that I mean, the farts are
not always just farts.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, I told you you remember that, Marment.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
How many how many times do you think a three
hundred and fifty pounder guest and mist on a fart
like it's got to be like a thirty per clip, right,
So this is a dangerous stunt.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, I'm you know, looking back at it, because Drew
probably wouldn't do that today.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah you know what I mean. But looking back at it,
what a trooper.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Serious that you could end up with a brown streak
right on your chest.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
But that's why every year Mark, like Marcus said, we
would get so nervous and our stomachs would turn into
a knot because of the Super Bowl bets. But that's
what made it fun for the for the audience, you know.
And yes, it sucked that I had to send a
text to my ex girlfriend today. But as long as
the you know, as long as the listeners enjoy it,
and it was funny, I'll throw my I'll fall on
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the sword.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
I will probably super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
You doctor, strange looking motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You laugh, just the folly on the sword part. I mean, yeah,
I mean, I guess you did fall on the sword,
but you brought it upon yourself and then and then
you biffed it hard.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I tried, man, and the people. Someone says, like Tanner,
do you even try?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I did?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, I did try.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I try.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I don't know penalties and yeah, but now for the
number of players on the team or you're on the
field at the time, I.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Didn't know that you could have as few as seven
people on the team.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, no, just on the line of scrimmage said you
still have to.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Have Yeah, right, okay, got it. Maybe that's I don't
know that makes for sense. I don't know. I'm frustrated.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
And I still got that question right somehow. Yeah, you guessed.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah, I think you think you guessed what I didn't
get that.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
The first one.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
I guessed I can't. Well, I got one of them
right and one of them wrong about the number of players.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
A win is a win.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Congratulations, Now get over yourself.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I got. I mean, if anything, this proves to me
that I have a lot of work to do still
if I want to up my football game.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Because find a man's that's that's the way to their hearts.
I don't not all know, not you huh no, not
my heart.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
See so I mean, I'm I'm I'm damned if I do.
I'm damned if I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking for
a dude that wants to sit around all Saturday.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Like dude.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I am impressed, though, when a girl knows, even though
I don't know about sports. I am always impressed when
a chick knows a whole like Laura knows a lot
and she'll start talking about players and stuff on my own.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, but I think that is attractive to to a
lot of men.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
My wife loves sports talk radio and interest and her
favorite uh you know person is Chad Doing. Every single
afternoon she listens to Chad Doing, and I've told him
that I'm like she she's more in love with you
than she isn't with me.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You tell you if you know that.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Guy's a piece of shit right, everything he says it's fake. Yeh, No,
Chad's a great dude. That's funny that she listens.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Every single day when I get in the car, every sing.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I've always found found it attractive when girls are into
dude things, you know, like uh, like playing drums. You know,
you didn't see the lot of that back in the
day girls playing drums. Now you see it everywhere, and
I love it. Yeah, I think it's cool. I think
Laura would be a goodrummer.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
She's me as long limbs.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I think you could say the same thing about you know, wrestling,
the not professional wrestling, but like high school college wrestling.
There's so many females doing it now. There was one
girl when I was in high school that wrestled and
now like it's.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Low Marcus, Wait, didn't you wrestle a girl.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
And girl multiple times? No, I didn't lose. I thought
I was by my coaches that if I didn't win,
I would have to walk home, and we were five
hours away and it was snowing.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I won.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I pinned her ass I was a freshman. I actually
had to wrestle her three times that year.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
That I can wrestle a.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Girl, it does seem a little strange.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
They didn't have separate visions for him. Now they've got
there's a like Casey said, there's so many of them
that are doing it that they have female divisions and
they get to wrestle one another now. But back then,
I mean we would go to our wrestling meets, would
have anywhere from ten to twenty schools at them, and
this was the only female in the gym that had
a single.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Then he described the exact same thing in my high school.
It was one girl and she had to wrestle dudes.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It was she just was one girl.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yep. Was she like? Was she like.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Normal sized girl?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
She's a normal sized girl.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I mean, because it's all weight class, right, you only
get you can be below the weight by I think
in Oregon it was two pounds below your weight class
before they start trying to get you into the one
that's down below because they're only uparated by five or
six pounds. But yeah, we were. My freshman year, I
wrestled one hundred and twenty five and she was right
there with me. And and the thing was is like
I was not an aggressive wrestler. I was not a
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good wrestler. I think I finished my high school career
three years of doing it right at five hundred. I
won as many as I lost, But I remember not
wanting to not wanting to wrestle her at all, And
so when they blew the whistle, I kind of just
was was just kind of shoving her back, and she
just made this wild dive at my foot and she
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kind of collapsed my knee and I fell and I
started crawling out of bounds because I did not want
her to score on me. And sure enough they cause
I crawled out of bounds. They rewarded her with the takedown,
at which point my entire wrestling team didn't shut up
for a week. Like from there on it was over.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
R Do you think you could take Marcus in a
wrestling match?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
No, I don't, but I have no My wife were
out all the time, dude, And I can put her
in a pretzel if she wants to. She's in the
gym six days a week if she wants. She's a
really good jabe. She's a comp. He's a college athlete,
and I can still if she wanted to wrestle me
right now, I'd have her pinned in three minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Gez, Just hearing you say that makes my back hurt.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I've never had any desire like, yeah, wrestling to me.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Trying to get me in high school, and I hated it.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I did not was like a couple of dudes rolling
around on a mat.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I was into martial arts at the time, and I
was doing a lot of taekwondo and karate and stuff,
but like, I didn't want to do that because of
the stupid leotards and then like having to get that
close to a guy. It's not a homophobic thing. I
just I'm a germophobe, you know. On some sweaty dude
on my back.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You definitely, yeah, you definitely get some stuff because I
have my My nephew wrestles. Both my neighbor's kids wrestled,
and the older one he definitely came home with some
sort of skin fungus that he got from somebody.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yes, all the time.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Ringworm is another one that passes around, But dude, that
was one thing about my coach. My coach was obsessive.
We cleaned the mats three times every practice, once at
the beginning, once in the middle, and once at ent
at the end. And that's the only way to prevent
from getting stuff like that, because if you get the
sweat and you've got ringworm and another person rubs their
(26:10):
arm through it, it's pretty much your going home with it.
So it's but it was, it's gross, And look, I
want to qualify something before all the listeners think that
I think I'm just a badass. I don't want anybody
to think that I could beat anybody that wrestles right now.
I think it's a technique thing. My wife doesn't know
how to wrestle, and I do. You kind of learn
how to control certain parts of the body, kind of
(26:31):
understand how to move people and wear the leverage is
and that's what makes it possible for me to beat
my incredible athlete wife.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
But didn't you didn't we have you wrestle a small
person on the show and you lost.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Me wrestle like eight of them and that was a
wwe thing. And I was wearing a full leotard and
I lost because that was what was good for the show.
Are you and a half? All guy came after me a.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Little nasty as a professional and he's on tour still.
I looked it up yesterday and I.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Pushed him over once because I wanted to see if
I could. And it was really easy.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It was so funny.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
We had so Gary he went by. I'm gonna say
just because so you know who he is, Gary the Retard.
They don't call him that anymore because you're not supposed
to say that. They called him Gary the Conqueror on
the Howard Stern Show. I'm not even sure if he's
on the show anymore, but the dude lives in Albany,
and that's where he when he called The Howard Stern Show.
He was always calling because he was listening to it
on KOFO. Yeah, so we had him as the ref.
(27:27):
He came down and we gave him a ref jersey,
a whistle, and he refed the wrestling match between Little
Nasty Boy this you know, small person and Marcus and
I could you know, yeah, pink Leotard or whatever he.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Was in and Beaker if you remember, I took it.
I took it funny. I went you told me I
looked like a gay superhero when we were all dressed up.
And if you remember, Beeker came in in like workout
gear and was like jumping from foot to foot and
like loosen it up. And that was kind of I
feel like I won the day because I didn't take
it that seriously like he I was stupid, Like what
(28:00):
are you doing in nikes? Bro?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I unfriended that guy because he ruined avingers in game
for him.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Oh how dare he?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
And so I unfriended him and then he sent me
a friend request again like a month or two ago,
and I'm like, yeah, like, na, dude, before doomsday comes out?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Right, ckhead?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I waited that ten How many years did we wait
for that?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
And right before I go and see, this asshole tells
me what happens. Yah, yeah in the text message.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Sucks. So anyway I blocked Screw that guy. I'm going
to block him too, all.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Right, that's gonna do it for us today. We will
see you tomorrow on the live show with more fuel
Lit and switch Foot tickets. I don't forget. We do
have a bacon a beer coming up March sixth. It's
go luck yourself the Saint Patrick's Day Edition. Laura will Fast.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Golden Belly Brewing in Beaverton six to ten am.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
See you there, Yeah, everyone shows up, gets free bacon,
all that good stuff. Be there, be square, and yeah,
today was a rough day for me.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
My ego is a little bruised, you know, losing to Laura.
It's fine, She's she won, She's the best man won,
best best lady one whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I'm just curious, what the what your ex girlfriend's going
to say. I'm waiting for that has I'm guessing absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I bet she's she doesn't say anything better.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Pretty awkward.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
If I don't get anything back by like five o'clock today,
I can tell her, right, Joe.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
He said, tomorrow, twenty four hours. You can text her
back tomorrow. Yeah, it's the deal.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's going to be a rough four hour. She's not
going to think about it. She's got a new boyfriend
now and everything.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh he's going to see that text. Oh dude, Yeah,
he's gonna be standing outside the studios when you get
home or when you when you go home.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
It's like, you better not be talking about my girls.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Cheek's clapping.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Okay, what's your girlfriend going to think about it?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You know, she didn't really didn't really run.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I was going to call her a second ago. What
was the reason I was going to call her.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You don't need to already sent a text?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Was it a better cheeks clapping?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Maybe let's call her a fast right now? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I need some of that. So we do stuff like this.
There's like some sort of hold. I need to get that.
That's a little side note for the show.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
You need to get a good idea.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
She's like, I'm switching the number and your key no
longer works on your house.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Here we go nine one seven mm hmmm mmm mm hmmm.
Call my girlfriend ally? Now, what the what was I
supposed to ask?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
We're gonna tell you if I send my ex girlfriend
a message about her cheeks clapping?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Well, I already did.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Forgiveness, not permission.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
She's probably on a call. She works for the state.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Cop.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Hey, babe, how are you doing?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Sorry, sorry to bother you at work? Is your day
going all right?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's going all right. I'm just in a meeting right now.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you on camera?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Well?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I don't no, I dot my camera turn off.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Do you want your cheeks clap?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Do I want my cheeks clapped?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
I mean maybe later, all.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Right, not during the meeting, babe.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
There was a reason I called, but I'm honestly forgetting
what it was for. Oh so okay, So babe, you
know before you hear it from one of your dumb friends.
I should have said that, but I meant it. I
want you to know from me that you hear from
me that I had to text an next girlfriend today
on the.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Show because he lost a bet. I see.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
So, but here's the deal. Laura wrote the text.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
So I lost the bet because I apparently don't know
as much about football as she does, and the loser
had to text an next with whatever the winner wants
them to say.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, so I sent her a text today.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
She has It was my words, not Tanner's.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
She has not responded, but I just want to let
you know in case, Uh, some crazy girl shows up
to the house.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Later on this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Okay, and I'm the only one that's here. Yeah okay.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Also, Tanner has Tanner has a new TikTok account called
the Tortastic Tanner.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I don't, but you will.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
You will.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Like I was going to color her bell. I was
going to call her about something we were talking about
on the pod earlier.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Uh, do you know how to spell caboose?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
How to spell kaboos?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, I spelled caboose exactly, but I was my defense.
I was in a hurry, and I was we were
on the air.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Oh you were in a hurry.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
And I'm also very very dumb.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
How do you how do you spell cabooth?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
We know I know how to spell it.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
I just did see a B O O S E.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
You got both those and not of you.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I felt like it's one of those things where I like,
if I sat down and of course I'm gonna write
it right, Yes.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
You guys.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Would you guys collectively would be a mean team misfortune Today.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
It's just one of those days.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Favor my egos bruised because I lost a stupid Laura
and that's so rude, you know, I'm just I'm just bummed.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
You should you know, I mean, it happens. You know
you got to be supportive Laura one.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
That's just the way it is.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, I'm supportive.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
She plays girls rule.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
I told her, she's you know, congratulations. She's not a
gracious winner though. That's the problem.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
But I literally have not said a single word about it.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
She's not gracious.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean, you have to you have to grow a
little bit when you win.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Are you on my side? Are you with me or you.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I'm on neutral stance at the moment.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
That sounds like Laura to me, Like la, yeah, sor
ry ladies stick together? All right, Babe, I called you
for another reason, but I it's slipping my mind now.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
And I'll can talk about it later.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Remember when it was for the show. I don't care
about later. I don't want to talk to her after
the show.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
You are digging yourself today and.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
You don't want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm sorry, baby, I love you very much.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
You know this? Hell?
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Are you too?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Tell people how good I am?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Due? Okay, Yeah, he's he's pretty good to me.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Shouldn't you be paying attention to that?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
All right, bib Sorry, I'll let you.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Go, okay, all right, all right, I'll put it by.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
If anybody's wondering why our state has trouble doing things,
it's because they all have boyfriends that call them during meetings.
That's what's going on exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, all right, we will see you tomorrow. Thank you
for checking out the pod and something you want to
say anybody?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Uh Tanner sucks?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Helpful to send it on a loving note.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
All Right, Tanner doesn't suck, but she doesn't know anything
about the NFL.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Does just stop?
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Just stop?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Or cabooses.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
After a question about Batman, why don't you try playing
in his court?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
We'll see tomorrow month.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Thanks for checking out Tanner, Laura and Casey's after show
on our iHeartRadio app. Listen live weekday morning six to
ten on one oh five nine The Brew
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