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Speaker 1 (00:34):
What's Up? And welcome back to thirteen thirty one. I'm
your host, mister Ripper, and as always I have my
lovely co host here with me, the one the only
toid of Thunder What's Up? And the mistress of the
Monsters Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hey, my little monsters.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well you've heard our best of twenty twenty four, you've
heard our worst of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Now you get to hear our most anticipator for twenty
twenty five. We're pretty excited about some movies, very few.
It's not a lot of confirmation we have. Honestly, we
wrote down the ones that we have dates for, but
the ones that we don't have dates for are almost
just as big, honestly, and it's just crazy. But we're
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going to dive right into it. So mister Thunder take
it away. Well, kicking off the year was the wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, so cult at the time that you were listening
to this, we have already seen and reviewed Wolfman. However,
right now we have yet to see it. It is not
January seventeenth yet, so just being honest with you, we
don't have an opinion yet. We will let you know.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I ain't got high hopes for the shit. Honestly, I
am a Wolfman fan. I am a waware Yeah, I
am a Wolfman were Wolf fan, and I have no
hopes or expectations of this movie. Just putting it out
there so you know, you can go back and listen
to the review and then now and you can listen
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to me eat my Own Crow if you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I hope you do.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I hope I'm wrong, I really do. But it's by
the same director that made that shitty, fucking Invisible Band
movie from twenty eighteen, Let's.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See It dog Shit and classic mom fashion. I did
not hate that movie fucking all right, even right along
tide Way.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Todd, January twenty fourth, We have Screamboat, which is based
off of Steamboat Mickey.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yep, the open domain was open, but it's not the
rights to Mickey Mouse. It's Steamboat Mickey, so they can't
say it's Mickey Mouse, which, come to find out, Mousetrap
movie was supposed to be Mickey's mouse Trap. Oh, and
Todd actually gave this information to me that it was
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made before they even had the rights to the fucking movie,
so they may the movie in hopes that the damn
thing could be put out. Okay, yeah, I wish it
would have fucking stayed on shelves. But this one, we
have our buddy David Howard Thornton dressed up in a
Mickey Mouse costume. It's made by the same people that
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may terrifyre too, which is a two thumbs up, and
then it's two thumbs down because it's by the same
people that made the fucking mean one, which was dog shit.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So we're half and half here with their reputation. So
I'm curious to see how this one goes.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, man, anything not Terrifyer related normally sucks by them.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh yeah, I'm quite interested to see how this little
vermin comes across on the big screen. But we'll see
what he got next on the list, mister thunder.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We got January thirty. First, we have Companion, which I
know the Mistress wants to talk about.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm looking forward to this one. We have Jack Quaid
as our leading man, who I find interesting that he
most of the time plays the good guy. He's super
lovable and charming and innocent and sweet, and in this one,
is he the bad guy? Or What I love about
this trailer is that it really leaves you with what
the fuck is happening? And you really aren't sure very much.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So the end of the trailer was him burning his
girlfriend wife's hand with the candle, right, and she was
paralyzed or couldn't move or something.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I don't know, right, but there were times where she
looked like the bad guy. So I'm looking forward to
this one and see how it plays out.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
She do, we do? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Well, February seventh, I'm really looking forward to this one.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's Hard Eyes.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You guys know what kind of big slasher fan I am,
and this reminds me of the My Bloody Valentine. I mean,
of course it's called Hard Eyes. It's coming out in February.
Why wouldn't it be something similar to My Bloody Valentine.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm pretty stoked about this. The images look pretty dope
with the mask. I wasn't too big on the glow
of the eyes, but then I've seen some other still shots.
It's not glowing twenty four to seven. Oh okay, so
it looks pretty dope. I enjoy new slashers. We don't
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have a lot of Valentine's slashers, honestly, but you know, hey,
maybe this will start like the ball rolling with more
Valentine's Day slashers. I know a lot of people talked
about Terrifire going the Valentine's are out next.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That Oh okay, that could be interesting, but that would
mean that it wouldn't come out until twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Possibly. Possibly we will dive into the Terrifier for a
little bit later. But what do you got next?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Smester Thunder, February twenty First, we got the fucking Monkey,
the Fucking Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, monkey, it's just called the Monkey Monkey.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
But yeah, there's a trailer out there right now if
you want to check this out.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It is based off of a Stephen King short story.
It looks confusing, honestly, and it looks like it's going
to be scary at some points, like it's going for
that scary horror movie route, and then it's a lot
of comedy and then it's back to the scary. So
I don't know, I don't know how to take it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What was the movie that came out a couple of
years ago that was based off of Stephen King and
we were let down with it? Boogeyman, The Boogeyman, the
bugger Man. This has the potential to be the next Boogeyman.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
To me, yes, this has the booger lips written all
over it from earnest scared stupid. Actually I shouldn't. I
shouldn't downplay that movie like that at all. Honestly, what
do you have next, mister?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Apparently April fifteenth, which is also Zach's birthday. Ah well,
unfortunately we have a shitty movie.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The Strangers Chapter two. I am so looking forward to this.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I hate it. The first one we didn't need it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It sucked.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
This one is stupid already from the trailer. Looks like
they're gonna do the whole cult town type of deal.
The first one chapter not the first one, but chapter one, Okay,
the Strange. We love the original Strangers and Strangers Pray
at Night. But The Strangers Chapter one, even with the
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three killers, and it was not scary at all. Now
it looks like they're going to incorporate more fucking people
from the town and like this Strangers and uh, this
is just it's been dog shit since the beginning, and
this is what I predict is going to continue.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, I called it with a review. I hate I'm
gonna keep my own horn. I knew it was going
that fucking cult route. It's go back and listen to
thee it was out. Before we even had a glimpse
of part two. I knew that they were doing a
fucking Colt route. And when you take it out of
the isolation, that's when you lose everything. All the great
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things that the first one had, this one just shit
the bed. But speaking of not shitting the bed, I'm
actually kind of excited about Sinners April eighteenth. I think
that this movie is going to actually be pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The trailer looks really good.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yes, Michael B. Jordan first horror movie. I think he's
dual rolls. Dual rolls, that's right, Maybe Brothers Twins type
of deal. He's pulling out Tom Hardy here like legend and.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It looks like a Tom piece kind of like nineteen
thirties forties maybe Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I was getting that like kind of old gangster error
type vibe.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
And reportedly it might be about vampires.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Which hey, I'm down for. I would like a good
scary vampire movie or a good you know done right.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I mean, when's the last time you saw a nineteen
forties gangster vampire movie.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Well, keeping it new and fresh and original is until
dawn April twenty fifth, that's coming out. Y'all don't know
too much about this, but this is a video game adaptation.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
LIF find that interesting because I loved The Last of Us.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This Each game tells a different story, so no game
really has the same storyline per.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Se, Right, Well, I think what I mean is it's
not often that they make a movie or a show
out of a video game, and The Last of Us
did and did it right, So it gives me hope
that this one will be done and done well.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I hope so because the thest of Us got it right.
Obviously Sonic got it right enough to get three movies,
so I feel like they're in the right direction. But
this one is a video game where you kind of
pick and choose what happens, so your choices in the
video game will affect the outcome of the video game. Interesting,
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so it has multiple endings. The director said he wants
it to feel like the video game as much as possible,
so I don't know how he's going to do that.
When you choose who lives or who dies, or possibly
your action kills somebody because of you made the wrong choice,
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so it's gonna be kind of interesting to see how
he brings that to life. Yeah, he's got a lot
on his plate, I'll give him that. And jumping into
the next movie on the list it's coming out, which
these are we're going in order, his Final Destination Bloodlines,
which is coming out May sixteenth. Pretty excited about it.
Hope it's good. Probably not Other than that, do you
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find ladies and gentlemen have anything that you're looking forward
to about Final Destination Bloodlines, which would be the sixth one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I mean, I'm excited for a new one. It's when
was the last one released?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
In Jesus Christ? Two thousand and maybe eleven or twelve?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, but still been a hot minute.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, it's been a hot minute, right, So.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I mean, I don't have like super I'm not like
super duper excited, but I'm hopeful that get something good.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I hope it's good. Like you said, I'm pretty much
in agreement. It could be good, could be worse. And
you know what, some people think that the last couple
were but.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I enjoy them. I enjoy them. They're kind of mindless bullshit.
But yeah, speaking of something that's not mindless and or
bullshit is coming out June twentieth, and that is twenty
eight years later. I am super duper excs aout this
one because I'm a huge fan of the first one.
It's a zombie movie. You don't give a fuck what
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you say.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Bit can't tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I would die on that fucking hill. Yeah, I what
the hell?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Why do people not think that this is related to
zombie type of films?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
They're not eating me.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's like people that say Jaws is in a horror movie, like,
suck a dick. It's a zombie film.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Suck a dick backwards, mattern fact. I mean, the first
one came out in two thousand and two, then we
didn't get the next one until two thousand and seven,
so you got twenty eight days, twenty eight weeks, and
then this one's coming out in twenty twenty five, so
you have that huge time jump. It was supposed to
be twenty eight months later. Just a little tidbit for you.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Just skipped right on over that one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, they had to. The director was like, fuck, it's
been way too long. I can't call this twenty eight
months later. The actors that they want to reprise their role,
like mister Murphy. Thank god he's coming back. The director
has said that in the trailer that is not him,
even though it looks like him wink Win as a zombie. Yes,
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as a zombie. Yeah, it kind of that's what I like.
Has the same haircut too. If you look at it,
the side of his head was shaved like sunked in face. Yeah,
but he says it's not. We'll see, but it was
supposed to be called twenty eight months later. You can't
do that when you know there's been such an almost
fucking twenty years between the fucking movies. But I'm a huge, huge,
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huge fan of the twenty eight series and I can't
wait for this. The director's brilliant, it's great writing. It's
shot on an iPhone. If you didn't know all the
movies were shot on the iPhone, crazy, It's not okay,
So don't think that this guy is just like pulling
out his phone and like act that he does have
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a really massive rig. But he does use an iPhone
for all three movies. And we went back and rewatched
twenty eight days later. I just love the look of
this movie. It feels like it was made in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, Like I told you the other day, these movies
are very dark and very sinister, but yet very British.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, but what I love about Twenty eight Years Later
is the fucking trailer. The way that it builds such Oh,
how do you explain it? Like just my heart started
racing and I'm like, it's just such an eerie, like
tense feeling. But that radio yeah, the radio frequency.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yes, oh my god, it's great. Definitely knows how to
build anticipation, put you on edge, break your heart, and
give you action galore at the same time.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Honestly, I think twenty eight Days Later might be my
second favorite zombie movie zombie movie. If you don't like it,
we can have a beer and talk about it. I mean,
you can have a beer. I don't drink, but you
know I'm straight edge. I mean, I'm better than you.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's just my that's
my cempunk reference referencing the next movie that's coming out
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June twenty seventh, is Megan or Threegan or however the
fuck you want to say it two point zero. I'm
not excited about this after I heard that they're turning
her face in wrestling terms. They're turning her the good guy.
She's gonna be the one that saves the day. Yeah.
This is the fucking equivalent of the Chucky series building,
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you know, all the way from Chucky One, all the
way up to the Chucky series, and then all of
a sudden, he's gonna save Andy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It kind of goes against everything that made the first
film really good because she was there to protect the
little girl, but she goes overboard with it to the
point where she doesn't realize that, you know, it's wrong
to kill people and stuff like that. And it sounds
like she's going to be the protector again, but it's
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gonna it sounds like it's.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
More the hero. Yeah, it's like the hero.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Type of deal, like, oh, you know, we got a
new Megan point you know, two point zero. But she
doesn't kill anybody, but she will protect you and dance.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
She's gonna dance for.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You, dance, and you know, it's gonna be one of
those movies where everybody else is the villain, and it's
gonna be like, look at society and how shit people are.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And they deserve to die. Yeah, cut their heads off
and dance.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'm predicting no deaths in this film at all.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
She might punch somebody or something. We'll see what the
rating is. Ye, we'll see. I don't have faith in this.
And another one that I don't have faith in is
the one that's coming out after that July eighteenth. I
know what you did last I still know what you did.
I know what you did last summer. I will know
what you did last summer. I know what you did
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last summer's summer summer.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I know what you did last Friday the thirteenth on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You ate my grape, you son of a bitch last summer.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, especially when you find out that the original cast
of Freddy Prince Junior and Jennifer Love hewittt it's already
been announced.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Check this shit out. It's already been.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Announced that they will be in the film, but they
are not the main stars. So the director and the
people that behind this movie have already looked at us,
the fans that way back in nineteen ninety seven watched
this fucking movie and have already shit on us.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So, yeah, I'm not looking forward to it. They're going
to probably do a Scream seven six Scream six Scream five.
They're going to do a Scream five where they build
it up like your legacy characters are coming back, and
then they don't really use them and it's just going
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to fall flat.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, well that comes out July eighteenth, and then it's
we skip ahead all the way to September fifth with
the Conjuring last rites.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And just fy, we don't have any dates confirmed dates
between that date and the date you just said, right,
but we have a lot of things that still are
waiting to be you know, get that stamp of approval, but.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Right, and give us an official release date. So I'm sure,
I'm certain there will be stuff in between, but this
is just what we have right now. I'm looking forward
to the Conjuring. I love the Conjuring movies, so but
I wish that I wish there was a trailer so
we could talk a little bit more about it.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I for one, am not looking forward to this really. No,
I think the Conjuring hit its peak at part two.
Well personally, that's just my.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Personal li Well, I love that we have our Scream
Queen's sisters in this one with Vera and Tasa Farmiga.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yes, you've seen one of the sisters in American horror
story Tasa and then the other one. She's been.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
She's been more than just the Conjuring series, right, yeah,
she's been a whole lot of things, though.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I like the Conjuring films is just the last film
didn't have a whole lot of meat on the bones.
I hope this one kind of makes up for that.
Considering the fact that this rumor that this might be
the last.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
One, right, yeah, that's the rumor. It's supposed to be
the last one, But it's not the last one on
our list, right Mistlanta.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
That is right next, we have The Bride coming out
September twenty sixth.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
No, thank you, Hey, where's the that's not it? Nope,
I don't have a boot button.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I predict that this is going to be the Crow
of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I especially with the still that we saw of him.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It don't make sense though, because he looks like Jared
Leto's Joker. But it's a gangster version of Frankenstein from
the nineteen fifties. When the fuck did they have tattoos
like that in the nineteen fifties?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Facetted?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, this this movie looks like everything that I don't like, I.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Don't like you. Well, I can I already tell you that, Yeah,
this is gonna be going to sheet all over this one.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
We knew The Crow was going to be shit last
year and we were spot on. So I have a
feeling that this one is going to be one of
the stinkers.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Isn't that so funny that we can look at something
and go, hey, I'm not into that, I'll probably won't
like it, and then we watch it and we go, hey,
that fucking sucked.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
What are the odds who like?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
What hopefully won't suck? Is the Black Phone two that
we have coming out October seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yes, it's going to be interesting to see how they
continue the story. My prediction is they're gonna go the
Freddy Krueger route. He's going to be here like this
entity that is in the Beyond or something like that.
That's just my predicted. Predicted, that prediction, my prediction.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, I thought it would have been cool to do
a prequel. A lot of people didn't like the first
Black Phone. I did, but I could see them not
taking the character a little bit too seriously because he
he was creepy and everything but he wasn't as menacing
as he could have been, and I thought that maybe
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a prequel approach would show him at his worst. But
whatever they give us, you know, I'm gonna watch.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah. They were kind of very hesitant on the kid
aspect of it, which is understandable, but you know, it
is what it is. Give us a little carnage, can.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
D November seventh, we have Predator bad Lands.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I got mixed feelings on this, honestly, we uh, we
talked about this, Well, we'll do a review of the
Predator franchise since this is coming out. Well we'll rank
them and let you know what we think. But this
time we're gonna be rooting for the Predator again.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
It might have that Megan two point zero to it,
and I might not like it. This could be Predator
band aids.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh my god, it's gonna you know, you go, you
ugly motherfucker. Apparently is how we're gonna be now right,
you know, not, Oh my god, he's the Predator. He's
the invisible agent, secret Asian Predator. Yeah, I mean agent,
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not Asian secret age predator, Asian predator. You're an Asian predator.
Do you think they have Asian predators. I don't know
how to catch an Asian predator? How to catch an Asian?
Oh so sorry, I don't know. Ye he has I
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don't know how asian. I don't know. Yeah, I don't
know what. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
The last movie that we have an official release date for,
it's going to be Five Nights at Freddy's two, coming
out December fifth.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yep, Five Nights at Freddy's two, The Electric Boogaloo with
Matthew Lillard.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, and just like The Black Phone too. I hope
we get a little bit more carnage candy. I enjoyed
the first Five Nights at freddy but I feel like
it could have went a lot little bit further than
it did.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I agree with that, and I hope that they do
with this one. But we don't have a trailer yet,
so it's hard to say.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
My problem is something that I probably have never said
about a horror movie is that it needed more jump scares, honestly,
because that's what the Five Nights games is. It's scaring you.
It's the jump scares. That's what people love about the game,
and we didn't get none.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, you could kind of see the skars coming a
mile away in this and it was no like surprise.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Right, five nights at Freddy's. You get a pass for
giving a lot of jump scares, because that's what the
games is about, you know, Like Sonic gave us rings,
so give us fucking jump scares. Give us fun carnage. Yeah,
give us some carnage too, like let us see a
kid get eating or something. Shit the Widow. I don't
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know anyway, We have the list of the mayvies. They're
supposed to come out, but we don't have a date
for them. Saul Elevin did have a date kicking off
the list with September twenty six.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oh, so they had released a date, but then they
took it back.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Apparently it's on the back burner. So we don't know
if it's actually going to see the light of day now.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Well, you know, if it's a if it's a script problem,
I hey, hold off phone it. I'd rather you give
me the best with what you can give.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Me, right, agreed. We have Popeye the Slayer Man coming
out this year. The trailer is at bloody disgusting, yes,
because open domain, open domain?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Is this? I'm just curious, is this by the same
people that did Pooh.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'm not one hundred percent sure, but it definitely looks
like it. Gotcha. He looks like Popeye if he was
a horror movie villain. And there's Spinach into the trailer.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh lord, so we're gonna get Popeye and Bambi and
Steamboat fucking Mickey and oh lord.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, all the childhood things turned horror.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
And aren't they doing a Pinocchio one as well?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They are?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
They aren't okay, sleeping beauty, Oh jesus, Oh yeah, just
sit down and strap up and strap on, buddy, you're
going on for a round. To steal a line from
the dead Pool Wolverine movie, I feel like fucking Pinocchio's
faces in my ass and he's constantly lying.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yes, Yes, indeed. Return to Silent Hill is supposed to
be coming out this year. It's going to be a
sequel in the series, which we haven't got a Silent
Hill movie in a long time, which is another video
game adaptation, so it might be the year of horror
movie video games.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
So man and I hope we get it, because Return
to Silent Hill has supposed to come out for the
last ten frickin years.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yes, give it to us.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Already. I like the first two, so I've got hopes
for this one. We also don't have much hopes for
Scream seven because I don't know what the fuck they're
gonna do with this movie.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah we know nib Campbell is back on board. Yeah
that's pretty much confirmed. We know that, we know Ortega's out. Yeah,
we know Brero's out.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Uh. The guy from Scream five and six, the black guy,
the Jock, is signed on for Scream seven. Okay, Okay,
he's confirmed.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
And and if I'm not mistaken, I believe he's gonna
in the trailer. Look that looks like him in hard Eyes.
It might be, it might be I don't know. I
have to go back and re look at it. You
might have caught something that I didn't. And of course
we have Monica, as I refer to her as is
coming back to Scream. She's confirmed a bit should have
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died a long time ago in Scream.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
In Scream, she should have died a long time ago.
But I love her as Monica. Though. One thing that
I'm not very high on, or do not love is
the Fear Street series. Not a big fan of it,
but at some point this year we're supposed to get
Fair Street prom queen.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Interesting, I'm on the opposite end. I like the Fear
Street movies. I just I've watched them. I just couldn't
get into them. That's fair. You know, they're not for everybody.
You know, they're based on oriel Stein, who wrote all
the Goosebumps movies. So they're not you're they're not too
too horrorish, but they are at the same time.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Maybe maybe that's maybe they're kind of like back and
look at it, like as a Goosebumps thing and not
a horror movie.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Would you say that it's more kind of like an
adolescent horror.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
It's more like a scary story to tell in the dark.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, okay, yeah, adolescent horror, youth horror. Yeah, pre teen
horror movie. Well, we're supposed to get Thanksgiving too at
some point this year. I so, I hope. So I
love of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
We might be on an island by ourselves, but we
love the first one.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It is so stupidly goofy fun.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Literally I was asleep on the couch and I woke
up because y'all were laughing. Your head's off so freaking
loud than giving if so.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Me and Thunder we're watching Raw, okay, and then you know,
we we spit out ideas for episode and stuff like that.
So we're watching Raw, which were wrestling fans.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Shucker.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Anyway, the whole Netflix era of Raw led us to this, yes,
and then after all went off, I was like, fuck it.
You know, we was talking. I just threw on something
in the background and it was fucking Thanksgiving is what
I picked. I was like, you know, it's one of
those like good popcorn movies as we like to call,
you know, throw it on the background and chit chat
or watch it. And somehow Todd caught the fucking dialogue
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in the Black Friday scene.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yes, I don't watch with the subtitles, but you keep
the subtitles on the television, and it came across the
television this phrase I thought was hilarious. Uh, they were
fighting back and forth over an item, and it was like,
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you know, fuck you, And then I just heard suck
my dick right, and that got me yea, And I
told you know, you rewinded it and you watched it,
but then we paid attention to what it said afterwards,
and apparently, yeah, I'll let you say I'll let you
tell him.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Apparently the guy said to the big, heavy set lady,
suck my dick, you muppet. Yes, And what's funny is
you think that was a guy. That was a woman
with a short haircut.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Oh, it was a It was an Asian woman with
a short haircut. That is why the fucking god that
makes it even funny, That is why. That is why
the fat lady looked at her and said called her
a pussy liquor.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Ah. What was the line she said about Jim Henson.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Uh, yeah, it was sucked my dicky muppet, And it
was like, fuck you you're the muppet. You Jim Hanson
mother looking mother motherfucker. Yeah, Jim Hanson looking motherfucker. If
you don't know, Jim Haninson is the reason why you
have your iconic muppets. Yeah, he's behind Kermit the Frog
and all that Miss Piggy and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
He created all of them. So that was, Oh my god,
it was fucking hilarious. The background dialogue. Who knew that
it would fucking crack us up? And if you do
not have the subtitles on, you might not catch this.
We didn't catch it until just recently and we watched
this thing in theaters. Yeah, and we watched it not
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too long ago, like during Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I think, man, you need to talk about that movie more.
It really is one of those like Black Christmas two
thousand and six rewatchables.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
It really is. I fucking love Thanksgiving. It's the holiday slasher.
I didn't know I needed.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
It was My Dark Night makes our November a lot better, yes.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It does. Speaking of making things better, we do have
they're not movies, but we have some series coming out
this year which we don't really review series on here
too much. Maybe it's something we need to change up.
I don't know, but we have it. Welcome to Darry
coming out, which has the trailer out. We want to
go watch it. It looks pretty good. I'm digging it.
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It's gonna be interesting. I don't know if it's going
to be five or eight episodes. I don't know. They
haven't said Bill Scarsguard is going to be reprising as
a role as a so it's something to look forward to.
It looks like it fits with the IT universe, so
it doesn't look like they missed a beat. And we're
also getting Alien Earth, Alien Earth, Alien Earth. Apparently this
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is supposed to be the backstory of what happens on
Earth because there's always referencing. They're always referencing, we don't
want to go to Earth. This is supposed to show
us why they don't want to go to Earth.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yay, answering our questions. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
So a shithole. Earth's a shithole. This Earth is a shithole.
And I figured I would save the last one to
talk about. That's Terrifier four. So Terrifier four is supposed
to drop this year, per se hearsay.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
We don't know. I haven't started shooting, so.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Well that's a stretch. They're not even shooting yet.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
With the screen Boat coming out, And is David uh
tied to any other projects?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Well, screen Boat has been been shot and done and everything. Yeah,
that's what. That's what.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
That's That was my point, Like, I don't think that
one's already in the can about to be released in
a couple of weeks, So.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I don't think. So. I don't think he has anything
else on this. I mean i'd have to I'm deba
him and look see if he has any thing coming out.
But yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Again, you know, I think that they could shit out
something by the end of the year, but I don't
want him to rush it.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say. I love art so much.
Of course I would love to have a Terrifier for
this year. But if they need the time to do
it right, then do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Tell us with the.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
End of part three, which is kind of a cliffhanger,
you know, they're kind of like going down into hell, right,
and it's like, oh, the next one, maybe we're going
to explore some of this kind of like hell world,
nightmarish type of deal, which would be so cool, you know,
because for so long we've had the Terrifier supernatural in
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the real world.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Let's go to his world. Yeah, right, we'll see. We
honestly don't have a lot of things I'm looking forward
to this year, honestly, and but we always have the
chance of things popping up, surprises, right and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I mean, we had things in our top ten from
last year that were surprised turn on streaming services or
things that we didn't really care about. Heretic The substance
was one that we didn't see in theaters, didn't hear
much about, and just happened to watch it on streaming
when it came out and was like, Okay, so you know,
there's gonna be so much more that are yet to
be announced, and we'll be little surprise hitters.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, that's that's a good point. I mean, this seems
to be the year of prequels and sequels. Yes, I
still have much originality here.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I still cut my fingers gross for the Friday the
Thirteenth series.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Damn it, you fucking keep crossing.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Maybe the Halloween too. But if we don't those, that's fine.
I'm really looking forward to Dairy.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, Welcome to Darry is gonna be probably the thing
that might actually be the first uh series we might
wind up reviewing. If it's that good.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Well, you know, I I just, you know, want to
get back into a series looking forward to something dropping
like each week or whatever. I don't know if all
of them are going to drop at the same time
or if we're gonna have to wait week to week,
but either way, I just hope it's good. Bill did
a hell of a job in Nosferatu. I'd like to
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continue that wave of success.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I almost hope that they do the like week to
week release because it kind of just brings me back
to childhood and just looking forward.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
To feeling of anticipation. Yes, yes, I feel like a
putts because there's two series that I forgot about this year.
Just bringing it up real quick right now. It's out
on Disney and that's the Goosebump series. Oh yeah from Friends. Yes,
David David Schwimmer. Uh, that one didn't release like the
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last one. The last one was one every week and
this one at all eight episodes are up. So and
the most important series coming out this year is the
last of US two.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yes, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Tonally, I totally fucking forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I didn't even everybody forgot about it because it's been
twenty years since the last season.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Hey, you know, to their their credit, they really didn't
think it would be that big. Like they they thought
they had something special, but it was only signed for
one season, so.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
They had to go through the process.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
So they had to go through the process. It's so
funny though, it's like, hey, you know, we made something.
We don't think it's worth a shit.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
No, I don't think it's that. I think they they
signed on for to do one season to see how
it does and then HBO was like, holy shit, this
is a mega hit. Take all this money. Yeah, that's
kind of the bad thing about series. You know, it's
like they throw a lot of.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Things out and some of it catches fire, and it's
almost like they don't know what to do with themselves.
You know, it's like, oh shit, we didn't anticipate this
to be big, but as a company surprised.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Isn't it your goal to belt out fucking bangers? Yeah,
but I guess you never know what's going to be
a you never know. There's some series that gets canceled.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I'm like, what the fuck, it's good, And then their
series that have five to six and I'm like, this
fucking sucks.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Right. Well, my curiosity to this is, I know I
know what's gonna happen, y'all don't. But I don't know
if they're going to stretch out the game in multiple
seasons because there's only two games, so I don't know
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what they're gonna do after season two, Like, I don't
know how season two.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I have a suggestion they find some really smart people
and make up a goddamn.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Story from three on.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine with that. I mean, you
have your base characters and just create something. It's kind
of like your Star Wars Rogue one. I can't judge
it because it's not based off of anything, right, so
I can have a little bit more fun with it.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Well. As a huge fan of the video game, because
it is in my all time top favorite horror video
games I've ever played. I hope you're not gonna hear
a lot of people say stuff like this. I hope
that they veer off the actual story content a little bit.
I hope they don't go verbatim with this game because
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I didn't like this game.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh interesting, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I didn't like this game. It got shitty. It ends
on a very stupid note.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, they did such a good job with the first one.
I have high hopes that they're going to do it right.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I have high hopes for this season because they've done
so good, like you said, on this, but I don't
have high hopes if they're sticking to the storied content
because it's dog shit. We'll see it's a very mixed
bag of nuts. For the love of Part two, the
game gameplay was awesome, storyline was dog shit. I mean
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it hit the dog shit button very earlier. When you
start playing this game. But we'll see that might be
one of the ones we review. Maybe we'll do like
a double hitter, you know, talk about the last season
this season. We don't know, but thank you for tuning
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Speaker 3 (42:25):
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