May 6, 2025 • 30 mins
Experience the humorous escapades of a suburban family, highlighting everyday situations with a comedic twist. Their relatable antics provide both laughter and warmth.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, don't touch that dial because there's nothing else on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You might just as well listen.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
To Blondie Blondee rebroadcasts for the Servicemen and Women of
the United Nations with Penny Singleton and Arthur Lake as
Blondie and Dagwood Bumpstead, respectively. Before we join the Bumpstead
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of Shady Lane Avenue, let's gather around the bandstand for
a curtain raiser from Lenny conn and his orchestra. Raise
that curtain, lend.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Go Go, Tom.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
And now bro weekly visit with our neighbors, the Fumpsteads
of Shady Lane Avenue, who has their guest tonight, Fanny
Bryce as Baby Snooks. Yes, tonight Baby Snuuks is going
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to visit the Bumpstead. But first let's look in at
one two.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Seven Shady Lane Avenue and see what's going on. Something
seems to be wrong with Alexander, the pride and joy
of the Bumpstead family. It seems he isn't enjoying school
this year as much as he did before. Blondie and
Dagwood are talking to Alexander, who has just arrived home
after a hard day with his teacher, Rare.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Alexander, how did school go today?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I said school go today?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I didn't notice. Hey, what's the matter with you? What
happened today?
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I don't know. I haven't seen the evening paper yet.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
We mean, what happened at school?
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Oh? What?
Speaker 7 (04:15):
School?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Alexander, please pay attention and focus your eyes. Excuse me, Mom,
seem like you're only half here, which even less than that.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Look, Alexander, we'd like to know what happened at school.
We're your parents, and we hope we're not asking too much,
but we would like to know what happen at school.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
If anything, Oh, it was the same old stuff.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Well, go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
What well?
Speaker 10 (04:43):
The teacher ask me some questions and I answered the questions.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Well, you answered them all. That's my son.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
I answered them all wrong, that's your son.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Alexander does what he needs to be? Wrong with school
this year?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (05:02):
Doesn't? It just doesn't seem to be anything.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Right about us, And that's a hard situation to correct.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Well, I'm going upstairs and morons call me when sinner's ready.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
How do you like that?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I can't understand what's wrong with.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Well, blondie.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Maybe it's one of those things, you know, Blondie. Ever,
so often he decides on his life's work. He's going
to be an actor, cannith or or steeple jack. In
this we have trouble with him when Billy forgets it.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
What do you think he's decided to be this kind
a loafer?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, he can't get away with that in his family.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Even if he did get the idea from you.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Yeah, even if he did get Blondie.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Well, Alexander usually sees you lying on that couch.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
He already knows what you look.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Like standing up at all, Blondie. He's beginning to think
his father is something horizontal that snored.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Now, now, Blondie, that's not fair. You can't blame me
for the way Alexander's been, I.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Think, Will what do you think it is wrong?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Then?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He certainly lost interest in things.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yeah, he seems to have lost interest in everything. Get well,
weigh and I'll test him out Alcander.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, Pap, do.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
You want a quarter? I got Do you want a quarter?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
I'll ask you the first time.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Pop.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
I'm just thinking it over.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's walk in all life.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Well do you want it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Oh, thank you too much?
Speaker 12 (06:32):
Then I come downstairs again.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
You can drop.
Speaker 12 (06:35):
Within my pocket.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Maybe maybe he'd like me to send it for him too, Dago.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You know I didn't think him.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Maybe we're not taking enough interest in his mental development.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Well I have. I've always been interested in training his
mind the same way mine was trained. But you always
chased me away from him.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Well, dear one, Dagwood, Bumpstead is enough. Yeah, you know, Dagwood,
I think i'd better have a little talk with him
and see if I can't get him.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Interested in something.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Oh that's well, but what are you going to get
him interested in?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I know, I know exactly what I'll talk to him about.
I'll explain to him what's going on in the world.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
You know, Alexander doesn't realize that history is being made
all around him. Now, Alexander, I want to have a
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little chat with you.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
O came on, what about Well, you seem to.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Have lost interest in things.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I don't believe you know what a very important period
the world is going through right now. Oh yes, but
of course I didn't attend the big powah a dumbbar
note where Oh yes, Now, then you just asked any
questions at all, and I'll answer them for you.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
What are your opinions on postwar planning and the peach.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So uh, post war planning and the piece.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah, that's right, postwar planning and the peach.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Oh well love, uh let's see. Uh yes, oh, of
course that question isn't very specific, Alexander.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Ask me something that isn't so general.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Well, what do you think of Lord van Sitter's proposals?
Speaker 9 (08:29):
H Lord Bencer, Lord van Sittered? Oh? Oh yes, of course.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Well, I guess that's that, Alexander.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
Where did you hear about this? Lord? Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Watchman doodle?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
I listened to the radio and read the newspapers.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
You see, mom, Lord van siddterd is a believer and
a hard boiled piece. He says Germany should be occupied
for maybe as long as fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Years, if that's right.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Of course, you know about the Wells plan, don't you.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Well?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Uh why mom, Now, don't cruk your tongue of knee.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
At least I know the plan was recently worked out
by Orthon Wells.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
No, Mom, it was worked out by.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Some their Wells. Oh, dear, well, I don't care. You
never can tell what Orthon.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Welles is up to either, you.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
See, mom, some of the Wells thinks we ought to
divide Germany up from their three separate nations, set up
the World's Council and put pot depending areas under the
protection of an international trusteeship.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Simply amazing. Do you know about the police problem too?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Well, I can tell you what the problem is, but
I don't know how they're gonna unravel its.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Now, maybe between the two of us we can fix
that up too.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I'd like to hear Alexander.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Just make yourself comfortable.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Well, it short of started with the first partition of
Poland in seventeen twelve.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Imagine there.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Well, I didn't know they had partitions in those days.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I thought everybody lives in ten.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Hello, Dag, Oh my guysh Blondie, you certainly were in
Alexander's room long enough. Hell look, did you get him
interested in something? Did you explain to him what was
going on in the world, Dag, You.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Just wouldn't believe what's happening in the world?
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Yeah, Or what's happening?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well, I just had a long lifture on international affairs.
You know our soun listened black Man to the radio commentators.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
In fact, he.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Could be one himself, sort of a Raymond Graham Swinglet.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Well, didn't you teach him anything.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
No, but I learned a lot myself.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Oh but well, they just nat him out of it.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I know here, there's something else wrong with him.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Gag.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
But and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Alexander seems to be bored with life.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
He does, isn't he a little young for that? I
thought they didn't get bored with life until they were
sixteen there, So I guess.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
He isn't bored with life.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Must be something else.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Yeah, well, I know what I'm going to do, Blondie.
I'm well, I'll get him interested in sport. Tomorrow morning,
before I leave for the office, I'll take Alexander outside
and run and.
Speaker 13 (11:32):
Through a little football press.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah. Maybe that'll break this up.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
We'll see, yes, but maybe it'll break you up too.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
Well.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
I guess their little football game has gone all right
so far this morning.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Oh I spoke too soon.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Well, now let's see. I guess there are plenty of
ice cubes for his head if it is his head,
and plenty of cushions if it isn't. Oh mom, what
happened Alexander?
Speaker 10 (12:19):
I'm trying to go to my son of the line,
and I groaned them. Oh Alexander, Well, he needle me
into it. I usually pretend I can't hold on to him.
Funny insisted of am I giving him a full treatment?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And you did?
Speaker 10 (12:33):
And how he I'm not in the mood for all
his excitement.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Well, I've gotta be on my way to school.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
I suppose so long.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh wait a minute, where's your father?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Ten?
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Now he's bringing them ride him.
Speaker 14 (12:47):
I'll just take it through that deck, wook. If you
just lean on me.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Yeah, I'll call the army camper. I'll have that man
quick martial. They can't do that to dack wood bumps dead,
who can't do right. I've just been sideswiped by a
tank destroyer.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Now, dag, do I look like a tank?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I wouldn't have married you if you were.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, well, I can't understand how it happened. I was
whizzing past Alexander with the ball and this tank destroyer
butted in.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
Noah, you didn't actually see it, did you?
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Tag?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
What you know?
Speaker 7 (13:21):
But you saw where twiled that burrow in the ground, didn't.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
You your nose did that?
Speaker 14 (13:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Oh, dear, just look at the mud on your shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I'll get you a clean one.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Deer.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
The bumpsteads as if you didn't know. We'll be back
again in just a few moments. Right now, that man
Lenny Kahan prepares to downbeat the orchestra for this sparkling selection.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, sparkle man.
Speaker 14 (16:13):
Uh are you feeling better now, Dogwood?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
I suppose so, but I still haven't found out what's
eating Alexander.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Oh, Dagwood, look at the time.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
You're going to be late for the officer.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Oh you're all takes the door open for me. It
already is open. It is ruin close and open it again.
Do you want to ruin my timing?
Speaker 6 (16:49):
All right, Dagline, the door is open now.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Lars, okay, I didn't get out of the way, mister Nile.
He sails out the door like a buzzbo.
Speaker 13 (16:56):
Okay, I'm jawood.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
You'll be late to the office, Harry.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Okay, words my hat?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Where's my hat?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
I doy on the half rat?
Speaker 13 (17:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Oh yeah, here, dear, that's not your hack rat.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That's ten Niles Old.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Your most had come into my armice.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I said, come now, mister, why not, I've got a
white voice out but ha ha alright, come in as
soon as yester fos. I was just making up little
jokes that you did it.
Speaker 13 (17:43):
What's the matter with you? What were you doing?
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
I was thinking on company time.
Speaker 13 (17:53):
I'll bet it hurt too.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Oh, mister, I've got something on my mind.
Speaker 13 (17:59):
I know it's all over your shoulders too.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Yeah, however, what is it? Well, well, it's it's well,
it's about Alexander. Every since school started, he's been moping
around and paying very little attention to practically nothing most
of the time. Usually you want to be hit over
the head with that sentence.
Speaker 13 (18:23):
What's wrong with him?
Speaker 7 (18:25):
That just did Michigan it? We don't know WHOA.
Speaker 13 (18:28):
Didn't you ever feel like that when you were Alexander's A?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Yeah, I did once. M gosh, I felt terrible. It
was like the end of the world all, haven't The
price of lollipomps went up?
Speaker 13 (18:41):
How typical? Yeah, I don't suppose you know whether the
price of lollipops has gone up or down?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Late face.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Oh, the prices stayed the same, but I find they
don't last as long.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
Oh, I don't know anyhow. Alexander's a little more mature
than you were at his age. Huh you are now
for that battle?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Uh? Jc uh? How about it when you went to school.
Did anything ever make you feel awful?
Speaker 13 (19:06):
Huh oh, he says, yes, of course.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Oh it did. Hey, maybe that will be a clue.
What was it?
Speaker 13 (19:13):
Well, it was a cute little brunette in school.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
I should have known. I'll bet you were a regular
wolf junior grade. Dit, go go on? What about the
little brunette? Huh uh she was age and I was nine.
Speaker 13 (19:33):
Oh, what a delicious dish of dimple dibility.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Oh no, you couldn't have been that cute, mister Dinny.
Speaker 13 (19:42):
Oh yeah, her name was Gwendolin.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
O'too.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
She couldn't play jacks or for cheesy, but boy how
she could play post office.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Nothing but special delivery airmail letters.
Speaker 13 (19:57):
H m M registered to.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Yeah, but of course when you went to school, mister Dinis,
it was just a pony express.
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Well. Gwenna and I were finally separated. Oh, brother, it
was a sad day.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Did her family move out of town?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh no.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
She went on to five B and I went back
to the fourth grade. I had to sweat out an
old geography wrap, and I certainly lost interest in life.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Hey hey, wait a minute, I'll bet that's there's a
woman behind this Michigan And as the French Bay shirt,
the lave baby.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Oh yeah, chase the day.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Well, Dagwood, maybe you've got something.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Yeah, well, come on, I can't. What we'll do. We'll
sort of quizm and find out, because if it's a
girl that's bothering him, we could sweet huh. Oh yes,
hello Alexander.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Oh parents, how is everything at cool?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Alexander?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Ball?
Speaker 9 (21:18):
Come see come so.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Just so so Alexander. Are there any specially nice girls
this year?
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Gosh, no, school has been awful since Tux Murphy left.
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Oh gosh, what a woman.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
He certainly could play third base.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
What's wrong with the little Roger's Girl?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (21:49):
She always gets weak from under nourishments. Ride in front
of the sweet shop. She gets treated so much. We
call her the girl with a Golden stomach.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Well what did this tuts Murphy do?
Speaker 8 (22:02):
He's a match just to see who pays.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
Oh yeah, gosh, I certainly miss that gal.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Well that's why.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Why yes, I'll go out and back and burns and lee.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Oh thank you, Alexander.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
I guess that's it all right?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Oh dad?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Would I know just the thing to cure it?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Or what is it?
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
A very sweet little girl moved into our neighborhood a
few weeks ago. I think I'll invite her over to
meet Alexander.
Speaker 9 (22:33):
A sweet little girl.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I think her family name is Higgan, but everyone calls
your snook.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
You mean baby Snoop's on the radio. Yes, DearS, oh boy, browbie,
anything can happen now, Oh sick, but that's probably baby Snoop. Yeah,
oh yeah, I see her at the door. She certainly
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is a sweet looking little girl, isn't she.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Gag? Would you hit her in?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Dear, I hope she gets along with Alexander.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Oh so the Bonsteads live here?
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Yes, sure, you want you to come right in? Snops,
are you Missus Bonstead?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Me?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Hey, Blondie, did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
What does she mean?
Speaker 13 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Snaps?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
My daddy said that Missus Bonstead's way a pansion, this family.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
She must have seen me wearing flacks.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Yes, that must be it. Well, come inside, Snaps, Why,
because there's a very nice little boy we want you
to meet.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
How is my soul boy?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Well, what do you like?
Speaker 7 (24:07):
M Jealous said, well, we have electric fans somewhere, and well,
I will say I was only trying to be helpful.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Well, if you want to be helpful, stay here and entertained, nook.
I'll be back as soon as I can find Alexander.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Okay, well, snokes, won't you come inside and close the door?
Speaker 12 (24:31):
Why if?
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Because gets cold outside?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
If I close the doll, will.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Is make it any warmer outside?
Speaker 13 (24:41):
Well?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
I don't know. I never thought of that. Here we
are now? Is there anything you want?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
What?
Speaker 7 (24:50):
I want to go home, but you just gone here.
Would you like a nice piece of cake tup let?
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Hm?
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Chocolate billy, Yes, I'm chok with them.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
All over the top.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yes, I don't like chocolate.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Well let's see.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Maybe you'd like to play a game?
Speaker 13 (25:27):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Now will you play a game with me if I
give you a penny?
Speaker 9 (25:33):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Huh oh alright, here's a penny, thank you? Yeah, well
that's nice. I like to hear little girls say thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Give me not the penny, and you'll hear it again.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Well, no, let's start the game and I we'll start
the game.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
You go first, alright.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Adam and Nave and pinch me one a rest?
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Need the low?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Wh what last?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Pinch me?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Okay? Hey that hurts?
Speaker 13 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
What kind of game?
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (26:12):
A game?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Is something you're supposed to enjoy.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Enjoy it?
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Yeah, well it's my Turnhou Snooks, Adam and even pinch me.
Speaker 13 (26:23):
We're on a.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Raft, Adam Andan even hole pinch me?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Okay, you did it again?
Speaker 11 (26:33):
Killing the play another game?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Well sure, if it's different. What's this one called that?
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Adam and knee and shot me while away?
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Oh no, no, no, you don't get away from Meay?
Speaker 9 (26:53):
What's going on in here? That woman?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
I never touched her, Nook?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
May I present myself an Alexander bump?
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Sis?
Speaker 11 (27:02):
He's funny?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Littlecan oh?
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Brothers?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Now?
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I want you two children to like each other?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Why like her?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Well?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
What do you say, Snook?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
You wanna fight?
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Snooks?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Don't you know that little girls shouldn't fight? Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
And aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Speaker 9 (27:37):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Then what do you say to Alexander?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Wanna lash?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Snooks?
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Signed so disappointed?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I thought you won't leave were alone?
Speaker 10 (27:54):
Moms, I like a girl, would sprunks snap?
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Come on, Snoke Swritch go.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Out and play Hi funny face?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I love that girl.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Don't you think Schnucks is wonderful?
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Mom? I certainly do.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Alexander, what do you think pap I checked.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Well, so long, folks, Snucks and I are going out.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
What would you like to play? Snuts?
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I got a swell news game.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
What's he called? Oudam and Nieve?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
And think we wanna rest? Will Dag would?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
I don't think Alexander's going to be bored with life anymore.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
No, they're not BLONDI either.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
You sure cured him?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, this is the Armed Forces Radio Service
Ah, don't touch that dial because there's nothing else on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You might just as well listen.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
To Blondie Blondee rebroadcasts for the Servicemen and Women of
the United Nations with Penny Singleton and Arthur Lake as
Blondie and Dagwood Bumpstead, respectively. Before we join the Bumpstead
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of Shady Lane Avenue, let's gather around the bandstand for
a curtain raiser from Lenny conn and his orchestra. Raise
that curtain, lend.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Go Go, Tom.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
And now bro weekly visit with our neighbors, the Fumpsteads
of Shady Lane Avenue, who has their guest tonight, Fanny
Bryce as Baby Snooks. Yes, tonight Baby Snuuks is going
(03:33):
to visit the Bumpstead. But first let's look in at
one two.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Seven Shady Lane Avenue and see what's going on. Something
seems to be wrong with Alexander, the pride and joy
of the Bumpstead family. It seems he isn't enjoying school
this year as much as he did before. Blondie and
Dagwood are talking to Alexander, who has just arrived home
after a hard day with his teacher, Rare.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Alexander, how did school go today?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I said school go today?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I didn't notice. Hey, what's the matter with you? What
happened today?
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I don't know. I haven't seen the evening paper yet.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
We mean, what happened at school?
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Oh? What?
Speaker 7 (04:15):
School?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Alexander, please pay attention and focus your eyes. Excuse me, Mom,
seem like you're only half here, which even less than that.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Look, Alexander, we'd like to know what happened at school.
We're your parents, and we hope we're not asking too much,
but we would like to know what happen at school.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
If anything, Oh, it was the same old stuff.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Well, go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
What well?
Speaker 10 (04:43):
The teacher ask me some questions and I answered the questions.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Well, you answered them all. That's my son.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
I answered them all wrong, that's your son.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Alexander does what he needs to be? Wrong with school
this year?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (05:02):
Doesn't? It just doesn't seem to be anything.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Right about us, And that's a hard situation to correct.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Well, I'm going upstairs and morons call me when sinner's ready.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
How do you like that?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I can't understand what's wrong with.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Well, blondie.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Maybe it's one of those things, you know, Blondie. Ever,
so often he decides on his life's work. He's going
to be an actor, cannith or or steeple jack. In
this we have trouble with him when Billy forgets it.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
What do you think he's decided to be this kind
a loafer?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, he can't get away with that in his family.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Even if he did get the idea from you.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Yeah, even if he did get Blondie.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Well, Alexander usually sees you lying on that couch.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
He already knows what you look.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Like standing up at all, Blondie. He's beginning to think
his father is something horizontal that snored.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Now, now, Blondie, that's not fair. You can't blame me
for the way Alexander's been, I.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Think, Will what do you think it is wrong?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Then?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He certainly lost interest in things.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yeah, he seems to have lost interest in everything. Get well,
weigh and I'll test him out Alcander.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, Pap, do.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
You want a quarter? I got Do you want a quarter?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
I'll ask you the first time.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Pop.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
I'm just thinking it over.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's walk in all life.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Well do you want it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Oh, thank you too much?
Speaker 12 (06:32):
Then I come downstairs again.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
You can drop.
Speaker 12 (06:35):
Within my pocket.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Maybe maybe he'd like me to send it for him too, Dago.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You know I didn't think him.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Maybe we're not taking enough interest in his mental development.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Well I have. I've always been interested in training his
mind the same way mine was trained. But you always
chased me away from him.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Well, dear one, Dagwood, Bumpstead is enough. Yeah, you know, Dagwood,
I think i'd better have a little talk with him
and see if I can't get him.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Interested in something.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Oh that's well, but what are you going to get
him interested in?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I know, I know exactly what I'll talk to him about.
I'll explain to him what's going on in the world.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
You know, Alexander doesn't realize that history is being made
all around him. Now, Alexander, I want to have a
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little chat with you.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
O came on, what about Well, you seem to.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Have lost interest in things.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I don't believe you know what a very important period
the world is going through right now. Oh yes, but
of course I didn't attend the big powah a dumbbar
note where Oh yes, Now, then you just asked any
questions at all, and I'll answer them for you.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
What are your opinions on postwar planning and the peach.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So uh, post war planning and the piece.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah, that's right, postwar planning and the peach.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Oh well love, uh let's see. Uh yes, oh, of
course that question isn't very specific, Alexander.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Ask me something that isn't so general.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Well, what do you think of Lord van Sitter's proposals?
Speaker 9 (08:29):
H Lord Bencer, Lord van Sittered? Oh? Oh yes, of course.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Well, I guess that's that, Alexander.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
Where did you hear about this? Lord? Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Watchman doodle?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
I listened to the radio and read the newspapers.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
You see, mom, Lord van siddterd is a believer and
a hard boiled piece. He says Germany should be occupied
for maybe as long as fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Years, if that's right.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Of course, you know about the Wells plan, don't you.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Well?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Uh why mom, Now, don't cruk your tongue of knee.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
At least I know the plan was recently worked out
by Orthon Wells.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
No, Mom, it was worked out by.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Some their Wells. Oh, dear, well, I don't care. You
never can tell what Orthon.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Welles is up to either, you.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
See, mom, some of the Wells thinks we ought to
divide Germany up from their three separate nations, set up
the World's Council and put pot depending areas under the
protection of an international trusteeship.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Simply amazing. Do you know about the police problem too?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Well, I can tell you what the problem is, but
I don't know how they're gonna unravel its.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Now, maybe between the two of us we can fix
that up too.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I'd like to hear Alexander.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Just make yourself comfortable.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Well, it short of started with the first partition of
Poland in seventeen twelve.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Imagine there.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Well, I didn't know they had partitions in those days.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I thought everybody lives in ten.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Hello, Dag, Oh my guysh Blondie, you certainly were in
Alexander's room long enough. Hell look, did you get him
interested in something? Did you explain to him what was
going on in the world, Dag, You.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Just wouldn't believe what's happening in the world?
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Yeah, Or what's happening?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well, I just had a long lifture on international affairs.
You know our soun listened black Man to the radio commentators.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
In fact, he.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Could be one himself, sort of a Raymond Graham Swinglet.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Well, didn't you teach him anything.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
No, but I learned a lot myself.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Oh but well, they just nat him out of it.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I know here, there's something else wrong with him.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Gag.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
But and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Alexander seems to be bored with life.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
He does, isn't he a little young for that? I
thought they didn't get bored with life until they were
sixteen there, So I guess.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
He isn't bored with life.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Must be something else.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Yeah, well, I know what I'm going to do, Blondie.
I'm well, I'll get him interested in sport. Tomorrow morning,
before I leave for the office, I'll take Alexander outside
and run and.
Speaker 13 (11:32):
Through a little football press.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah. Maybe that'll break this up.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
We'll see, yes, but maybe it'll break you up too.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
Well.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
I guess their little football game has gone all right
so far this morning.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Oh I spoke too soon.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Well, now let's see. I guess there are plenty of
ice cubes for his head if it is his head,
and plenty of cushions if it isn't. Oh mom, what
happened Alexander?
Speaker 10 (12:19):
I'm trying to go to my son of the line,
and I groaned them. Oh Alexander, Well, he needle me
into it. I usually pretend I can't hold on to him.
Funny insisted of am I giving him a full treatment?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And you did?
Speaker 10 (12:33):
And how he I'm not in the mood for all
his excitement.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Well, I've gotta be on my way to school.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
I suppose so long.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh wait a minute, where's your father?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Ten?
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Now he's bringing them ride him.
Speaker 14 (12:47):
I'll just take it through that deck, wook. If you
just lean on me.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Yeah, I'll call the army camper. I'll have that man
quick martial. They can't do that to dack wood bumps dead,
who can't do right. I've just been sideswiped by a
tank destroyer.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Now, dag, do I look like a tank?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I wouldn't have married you if you were.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, well, I can't understand how it happened. I was
whizzing past Alexander with the ball and this tank destroyer
butted in.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
Noah, you didn't actually see it, did you?
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Tag?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
What you know?
Speaker 7 (13:21):
But you saw where twiled that burrow in the ground, didn't.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
You your nose did that?
Speaker 14 (13:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Oh, dear, just look at the mud on your shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I'll get you a clean one.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Deer.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
The bumpsteads as if you didn't know. We'll be back
again in just a few moments. Right now, that man
Lenny Kahan prepares to downbeat the orchestra for this sparkling selection.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, sparkle man.
Speaker 14 (16:13):
Uh are you feeling better now, Dogwood?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
I suppose so, but I still haven't found out what's
eating Alexander.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Oh, Dagwood, look at the time.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
You're going to be late for the officer.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Oh you're all takes the door open for me. It
already is open. It is ruin close and open it again.
Do you want to ruin my timing?
Speaker 6 (16:49):
All right, Dagline, the door is open now.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Lars, okay, I didn't get out of the way, mister Nile.
He sails out the door like a buzzbo.
Speaker 13 (16:56):
Okay, I'm jawood.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
You'll be late to the office, Harry.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Okay, words my hat?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Where's my hat?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
I doy on the half rat?
Speaker 13 (17:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Oh yeah, here, dear, that's not your hack rat.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That's ten Niles Old.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Your most had come into my armice.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I said, come now, mister, why not, I've got a
white voice out but ha ha alright, come in as
soon as yester fos. I was just making up little
jokes that you did it.
Speaker 13 (17:43):
What's the matter with you? What were you doing?
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
I was thinking on company time.
Speaker 13 (17:53):
I'll bet it hurt too.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Oh, mister, I've got something on my mind.
Speaker 13 (17:59):
I know it's all over your shoulders too.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Yeah, however, what is it? Well, well, it's it's well,
it's about Alexander. Every since school started, he's been moping
around and paying very little attention to practically nothing most
of the time. Usually you want to be hit over
the head with that sentence.
Speaker 13 (18:23):
What's wrong with him?
Speaker 7 (18:25):
That just did Michigan it? We don't know WHOA.
Speaker 13 (18:28):
Didn't you ever feel like that when you were Alexander's A?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Yeah, I did once. M gosh, I felt terrible. It
was like the end of the world all, haven't The
price of lollipomps went up?
Speaker 13 (18:41):
How typical? Yeah, I don't suppose you know whether the
price of lollipops has gone up or down?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Late face.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Oh, the prices stayed the same, but I find they
don't last as long.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
Oh, I don't know anyhow. Alexander's a little more mature
than you were at his age. Huh you are now
for that battle?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Uh? Jc uh? How about it when you went to school.
Did anything ever make you feel awful?
Speaker 13 (19:06):
Huh oh, he says, yes, of course.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Oh it did. Hey, maybe that will be a clue.
What was it?
Speaker 13 (19:13):
Well, it was a cute little brunette in school.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
I should have known. I'll bet you were a regular
wolf junior grade. Dit, go go on? What about the
little brunette? Huh uh she was age and I was nine.
Speaker 13 (19:33):
Oh, what a delicious dish of dimple dibility.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Oh no, you couldn't have been that cute, mister Dinny.
Speaker 13 (19:42):
Oh yeah, her name was Gwendolin.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
O'too.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
She couldn't play jacks or for cheesy, but boy how
she could play post office.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Nothing but special delivery airmail letters.
Speaker 13 (19:57):
H m M registered to.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Yeah, but of course when you went to school, mister Dinis,
it was just a pony express.
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Well. Gwenna and I were finally separated. Oh, brother, it
was a sad day.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Did her family move out of town?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh no.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
She went on to five B and I went back
to the fourth grade. I had to sweat out an
old geography wrap, and I certainly lost interest in life.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Hey hey, wait a minute, I'll bet that's there's a
woman behind this Michigan And as the French Bay shirt,
the lave baby.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Oh yeah, chase the day.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Well, Dagwood, maybe you've got something.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Yeah, well, come on, I can't. What we'll do. We'll
sort of quizm and find out, because if it's a
girl that's bothering him, we could sweet huh. Oh yes,
hello Alexander.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Oh parents, how is everything at cool?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Alexander?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Ball?
Speaker 9 (21:18):
Come see come so.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Just so so Alexander. Are there any specially nice girls
this year?
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Gosh, no, school has been awful since Tux Murphy left.
Speaker 12 (21:32):
Oh gosh, what a woman.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
He certainly could play third base.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
What's wrong with the little Roger's Girl?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (21:49):
She always gets weak from under nourishments. Ride in front
of the sweet shop. She gets treated so much. We
call her the girl with a Golden stomach.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
Well what did this tuts Murphy do?
Speaker 8 (22:02):
He's a match just to see who pays.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
Oh yeah, gosh, I certainly miss that gal.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Well that's why.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Why yes, I'll go out and back and burns and lee.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Oh thank you, Alexander.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
I guess that's it all right?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Oh dad?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Would I know just the thing to cure it?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Or what is it?
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
A very sweet little girl moved into our neighborhood a
few weeks ago. I think I'll invite her over to
meet Alexander.
Speaker 9 (22:33):
A sweet little girl.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Who is it?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
I think her family name is Higgan, but everyone calls
your snook.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
You mean baby Snoop's on the radio. Yes, DearS, oh boy, browbie,
anything can happen now, Oh sick, but that's probably baby Snoop. Yeah,
oh yeah, I see her at the door. She certainly
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is a sweet looking little girl, isn't she.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Gag? Would you hit her in?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Dear, I hope she gets along with Alexander.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Oh so the Bonsteads live here?
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Yes, sure, you want you to come right in? Snops,
are you Missus Bonstead?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Me?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Hey, Blondie, did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
What does she mean?
Speaker 13 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Snaps?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
My daddy said that Missus Bonstead's way a pansion, this family.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
She must have seen me wearing flacks.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Yes, that must be it. Well, come inside, Snaps, Why,
because there's a very nice little boy we want you
to meet.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
How is my soul boy?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Well, what do you like?
Speaker 7 (24:07):
M Jealous said, well, we have electric fans somewhere, and well,
I will say I was only trying to be helpful.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Well, if you want to be helpful, stay here and entertained, nook.
I'll be back as soon as I can find Alexander.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Okay, well, snokes, won't you come inside and close the door?
Speaker 12 (24:31):
Why if?
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Because gets cold outside?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
If I close the doll, will.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Is make it any warmer outside?
Speaker 13 (24:41):
Well?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
I don't know. I never thought of that. Here we
are now? Is there anything you want?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
What?
Speaker 7 (24:50):
I want to go home, but you just gone here.
Would you like a nice piece of cake tup let?
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Hm?
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Chocolate billy, Yes, I'm chok with them.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
All over the top.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Yes, I don't like chocolate.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Well let's see.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Maybe you'd like to play a game?
Speaker 13 (25:27):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Now will you play a game with me if I
give you a penny?
Speaker 9 (25:33):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Huh oh alright, here's a penny, thank you? Yeah, well
that's nice. I like to hear little girls say thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Give me not the penny, and you'll hear it again.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Well, no, let's start the game and I we'll start
the game.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
You go first, alright.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Adam and Nave and pinch me one a rest?
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Need the low?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Wh what last?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Pinch me?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Okay? Hey that hurts?
Speaker 13 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
What kind of game?
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (26:12):
A game?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Is something you're supposed to enjoy.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Enjoy it?
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Yeah, well it's my Turnhou Snooks, Adam and even pinch me.
Speaker 13 (26:23):
We're on a.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Raft, Adam Andan even hole pinch me?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Okay, you did it again?
Speaker 11 (26:33):
Killing the play another game?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Well sure, if it's different. What's this one called that?
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Adam and knee and shot me while away?
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Oh no, no, no, you don't get away from Meay?
Speaker 9 (26:53):
What's going on in here? That woman?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
I never touched her, Nook?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
May I present myself an Alexander bump?
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Sis?
Speaker 11 (27:02):
He's funny?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Littlecan oh?
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Brothers?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Now?
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I want you two children to like each other?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Why like her?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Well?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
What do you say, Snook?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
You wanna fight?
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Snooks?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Don't you know that little girls shouldn't fight? Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
And aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Speaker 9 (27:37):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Then what do you say to Alexander?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Wanna lash?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Snooks?
Speaker 9 (27:50):
Signed so disappointed?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I thought you won't leave were alone?
Speaker 10 (27:54):
Moms, I like a girl, would sprunks snap?
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Come on, Snoke Swritch go.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Out and play Hi funny face?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I love that girl.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Don't you think Schnucks is wonderful?
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Mom? I certainly do.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Alexander, what do you think pap I checked.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Well, so long, folks, Snucks and I are going out.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
What would you like to play? Snuts?
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I got a swell news game.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
What's he called? Oudam and Nieve?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
And think we wanna rest? Will Dag would?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
I don't think Alexander's going to be bored with life anymore.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
No, they're not BLONDI either.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
You sure cured him?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, this is the Armed Forces Radio Service
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