April 1, 2026 • 30 mins
30 minutes of uninterrupted Moonbat Emails from the month of March. This monthly compilation highlights the best Moonbat Emails of the month!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I thank you for your attention to this matter. Yeah,
it's time for some moonbat email. How oh, here we go.
(00:22):
We need some and more. Yeah, we need that Mystic
Crystal revelations. You know it's exciting. Peyton does kind of
a trump dance to this song. Now that's awesome. All right,
(00:47):
here we go. It is time for some moonbat email
on the Chris Bakers Show. Moonbat Email brought to you
by moonbats, and they're here to help you understand you're dumb.
All right, here we go email numero. Oh no, de Chris.
(01:07):
I'm Marrie or Rob, a trans non binary who's slowly
still figuring it all out. I wanted to ask, why
don't you mention the trans day of coming out? Is
this the trans day of something? I'm not sure. It
(01:30):
is a very important day for us, and you ignore
us at your own peril. Oh well, apparently I'm in
a perilous situation now, ignor it is whatever? All right,
here we go, uh de Chris. Hooray. Another homophobe is canned. Hooray.
(01:56):
The Christians in sports never have time to speak out
on their violent teammates, the ones that's serial cheat that
have kids out of wedlock. But it's gay people. They
have all the energy for. Religiosity is a recognized symptom
(02:17):
of some mental health diagnosises. Religious psychosis is real. Wow,
how about that? I guess they're talking about the basketball guy.
What from the bulls? Is that? Who that was? He
got bounced because Jaden ivy yay, he doesn't think the
NBA should be I don't know, celebrating pride or whatever. Okay,
(02:44):
well when did that become against the law to have
that opinion or any opinion? Yeah? All right, all right,
here we go. Oh, I'm sorry. Email number three, Hang
on a second, Chris, you are so stupid. Dukes of hazard?
Did it? That's not even a verb or a word.
(03:08):
No surprise. You use a racist TV show with a
racist car as an example. You make me sick. Okay,
here we go. Email Numero Uno, Dear Chris kfab really
did it? Now? You bring this rejected mayor and give
(03:30):
her a platform to attack mayor? Youing NonStop? How low
can you go? Jeanst Authord has said nothing about the
current mayor. She has not trashed him at all. She's
been very busy talking about her time in office. I'm
kidding She's a wonderful person anyway. That's terrible of you
(03:52):
to say that. All right, here we go. Email number two, Chris.
The brutality we witnessed in Minnesota at the hounds of
thousands of poorly trained, heavily armed, and trigger happy men
who have full rain to hunt and harass anyone who's
non white is nothing short of state sponsored terror, making
(04:15):
it worse. Jerks like you celebrating, I added that part,
did we celebrate death? Peyton? I don't think anybody celebrated
anything like that. I didn't think so. All right, here
we go. Email number three. Dear Chris, do you believe
(04:35):
the great replacement conspiracy theory? Do you believe false claims
of an orchestrated effort by Jews and feminists? Why do
we always have to bring the Jews into it to
leave the people alone? An orchestrated effort by Jews and
feminists to promote immigration, reduce white birth rates, and eliminate
(04:56):
the white majority societies. If you say you won't, you're
a liah. Well thanks for giving me the option. There
you go, there's your moonbed email on the Chris Baker
radio program Diversity and Tolerant Deep Grieus. I listened to
(05:17):
you talk about the Save Act and it doesn't surprise me.
You support it because you're a right wing maniac. You
Republicans think that if you can pass the Save Act,
you could keep women and people of color from voting. Well,
let me tell you something, mister, and that's it. That's it,
(05:41):
all right, here we go, Moon great, nothing, just so mad?
All right, here we go. Email number two de Chris.
That caller Brian totally nailed you. You've been spinning and
spin disinformation since you came on the airwaves. Brian nailed you.
(06:07):
Why don't you get out of that studio and let
Brian do the show? Wow? Well Brian put in an
app Okay, I wouldn't mind having Brian do a show.
It'd be very nice. All right, here we go. Email
number three, Kee, your president has done it again. First
(06:33):
he invades I ran with no plan, no training, and
no idea how to get out of it. Then he
makes Joe can't c ant resign for standing up to him.
(06:54):
You and your Republican friends are going down. He didn't
really have that many o's in there, but I thought
it was really appropriate. And then here we go. Oh,
it's a moonbad extreme moonbad. Extreme is email that is
(07:16):
so vile, so crazy, so hateful that it has its
own category stream. Dear Chris, one of these days you're
gonna come out of that studio and I'm gonna be
waiting on you, and then after I take care of you,
I'll take care of all the rest of you right
wing maniacs. It's time for you to get out of
(07:36):
my country. Streecrius. How could you joke and play fart
noises when your president is leading us into World War three?
Donald Trump is the biggest disaster to hit this country
(07:58):
since the last big disease to hit this country. And I,
for one am sick of it. I am not listening
to you. Yes you are, you are? Who's your daddy?
All right? Here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris,
(08:19):
listening to you talk about family leave tells me you're
an idiot. Family leave is important, and the state of
Nebraska should not only pay for the family leave of
its state employees, but they should pay for family leave
for all Nebraskans. Greedy people like you and Pete Ricketts
(08:44):
and Donald Trump would much rather see women in the kitchen.
And that's it. Wow, that was written by guy by
the way. I love that. I love that. Here we
go Email number three, Chris, how long have you been
(09:06):
back on the air? How did you get back? Why
are you back? And what are you talking about? All
I hear is you telling people that others are better
than them. I don't even know what that means. I mean,
I really don't even know what that means. So there
(09:27):
we go, and there's your moonbat email. Look at the
noon bads. Wait a minute, is there another one? Wait?
Geene Stothert sent me an email? Is that true? Is
that true? Peyton? Jeene Stothard sent me an email. I
think I saw something come through the pipeline. All right,
let's hear that, Geene Stothard sending me an email, Chris.
(09:53):
I bet you are very jealous of Peyton's hair because,
oh you don't have any hair. Oh your friend Jean Stothard. Oh, oh,
I've I gotta tell you. I feel horrible just hearing that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I just now want to proclaim we are now going
to have a funeral for Gene Stothard's sense of humor.
You know, funny people are funny naturally, it just comes
from them. It just flows because you're funny. Unfunny people
(10:44):
chase low hanging fruit like maybe that a man is bald,
maybe that a man is bald, or maybe that a
man is bald. That is hanging fruit. So now we
would like to put the rumor of Gene Stothard's sense
(11:08):
of humor to rest right here. Sing along, everybody, Ah okay,
all right, enough of that. That, by the way, is
(11:31):
my favorite amazing grace. That is the funniest ever. Only
I probably you don't know why I think it's so funny,
But it's funny because he doesn't know the words. He's
just other than amazing grace. That's it. Email number one,
dear Creees, what kind of racist A hole? I appreciate
(11:55):
them writing a hole too, thank you, thank you, moving
back a hole? Are you to make it sound like
that racist sign over I eighty was nothing to worry about.
That is a camel's nose under the tent. You love
that phrase, but that's what it is. Racist or coming
(12:20):
to Omaha to take over and you're probably happy that's dumb.
All right, here we go. Email number two, Dcius, I
find your term butcher up to be homophobic. Is there
anything that you see as a problem with your attitude.
(12:45):
I don't know if that's really good English? Right? There
is there anything that I see is a problem with
my attitude? I think there's a I think somebody made
a mistake. All right, here we go Email number three, Dechris,
(13:07):
I just happen to tune into your radio program to
hear you talk about the sign over I eighty. You
seem to think that the Patriot Front group is some
kind of I believe you called it the Gap militia,
whatever that is. This is a serious white supremacist group
(13:32):
that are serious about seriously deporting all people of color
and gaze. If you can't see that, then you're blind.
Now did anybody have the over and under on how
many times that person would say serious? Uh? Number one,
(13:52):
Dear Chris, you're stupid. You should be marching with us,
because we are marching against fashion. We're marching against out
of control government, we're marching against overtaxation. We're marching to
make people fa faye their fair share. Okay, fay it. Okay,
(14:14):
they want people to fay their fair share. All right,
Well that makes uh, how do you I don't know,
how do you face stuff? But you know, I'm not
an intellectual giant like some of these No Kings people.
Here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris, what are
we protesting? Where have you been for the last year
and a half. We're protesting an authoritarian government that is
(14:38):
racially profiling people and then arresting them and making them disappear. Okay,
I don't know where that's happening either, but all right,
here we go. Email number number three, Dear Chris, what
is the No King's protest for? We're protest asting against you?
(15:03):
Oh me, wow, you and your ilk that are taking
this country down the road to ruin. This country was
based on fairness from the beginning, and there's no fairness now. Wow,
(15:28):
there's no fairness now. And okay, well that didn't make
any sense at all. To be honest, once again, people
need to butcher up. Men. Do you find yourself lacking
what it takes to succeed in the bedroom? Do you
suffer from anxiety when you hear the term America? First?
(15:49):
Have you taken time off from work over a comment
posted on your timeline? Well, you are exactly the man
we're looking for. The butcher to me can turn a
beta soy boy, cry bullied midwin like you into the rugged, masculine,
determined man you were designed to be just one week
(16:11):
and the butcher of Academy can turn a snowflake into
a strong, confident master of your domain. Don't take my
word for it. Listen to our graduates.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
My wife said I should get some sialis to help
out in the bedroom, and I just go get it.
But after a week at the Butcher up Academy, I
told my wife, Hey, this is a two way street, honey.
Why don't you do something like wear some sexy underwear,
dance around or hell just move once.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
In a while. Guess what problem solved? Thanks butch up Academy,
the Butcher Academy, and no, I'm not giving you our
web address. Find it yourself email number one. Dearcrius, you
were saying things about Bruce Springsteen that are just horrible.
Bruce Springsteen is a billionaire, but he's never lost time
(17:00):
with the blue collar mentality that drove him to fame
and fortune. So what if he's playing a I don't
even know what that is. I don't even know what this. No,
I'm not even gonna use that. That's a slur. We
will not be using racial slurs, but they are talking
(17:23):
about his guitar, which is a Takamini guitar made in Japan. Okay,
so I guess they're mad at me for talking about
Bruce Springsteen playing a Japanese guitar while he's running down
the United States. That's all there you go, okay, good?
All right, here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris,
(17:45):
you are making fun of people who use their own
personal time to protest our out of control president and
it's thuggish government. What you do with your weekend? Oh,
that's nice for you to ask. I had a great
day on Saturday. My wife was doing quilt lessons, my
(18:08):
youngest son, who still is at home, was working, and
you know what I did. I went down in the
basement and cranked up my new Gibson Les Paul Special
and rattled the windows with all five of the chords
I can play, thank you, And then I wrote a song.
(18:28):
So that's what I did. All right, here we go
Email number yeah, Email number three, Dear Chris. I've been
listening to you, trying to enjoy you. My friends say
you're funny, my friends say you're a great host, But
I don't get it. Okay? Well, I would say you
(18:50):
need to keep listening, all right, because it will all
come through to you the longer you keep listening. All right,
here we go. We go. One more moonbat email. Mo, Nope,
that's the wrong one. St that's right. It's a moonbat
email that is so so extreme, so vile, so threatening,
(19:14):
that it has its own sounder. Stal. Dear Chris, one
of these days you're gonna get your brains punched out
by one of the people you make fun of. If
you think you could fight Bruce Springsteen and win, you're crazy.
Fat man is in great shape. He's a thousand times
(19:35):
more talented than you, and he would kick your Yeah.
Well no he wouldn't, But that's okay. Email number one, Decrius,
How could you joke and play fart noises when your
president is leading us into World War three? Donald Trump
(19:57):
is the biggest disaster to hit this since the last
big disaster to hit this country? And I, for one
am sick of it. I am not listening to you.
Yes you are, you are? Who's your daddy? All right?
(20:17):
Here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris, listening to
you talk about family leave tells me you're an idiot.
Family leave is important, and the state of Nebraska should
not only pay for the family leave of its state employees,
but they should pay for family leave for all Nebraskans.
(20:43):
Greedy people like you and Pete Ricketts and Donald Trump
would much rather see women in the kitchen. And that's it. Wow,
that was written by guy by the way. I love that.
I love that. All right, here we go. Email number three, Chris,
(21:08):
how long have you been back on the air. How
did you get back, Why are you back? And what
are you talking about? All I hear is you telling
people that others are better than them. I don't even
know what that means. I mean, I really don't even
(21:29):
know what that means. Email Numero uno, Chris. You were
mocking the animal bridge in California, But have you ever
stopped to think that maybe animals would appreciate a bridge.
How many animals have you ever seen on the side
(21:50):
of the road that wouldn't be there if they had
a better way to cross? And you asking the dumb
question question, how do the animals know to use the bridge?
I think you should give animals more credit for being
(22:12):
smarter than you are. All right, the animals the animals
will now they'll just know. All Right, here we go.
Email number two, Chris, why are you laughing about women
getting two days off for menstrual cramps. Leave it to
(22:35):
you to look at something that's really serious and try
to turn it into an advantage telling Republicans that they
need to put this in process. It's always about power
with you, Chris Baker. All right, all right, here we go.
(22:57):
I like doing it this way. Email number on three, Chris,
You're an idiot. I don't even understand why you have
a radio show. Gavin Newsoo is a brilliant governor. Kathy
Holkl is a brilliant governor, and those two together have
more power than Donald Trump has in his pinky? What
(23:20):
the hell does that mean? Okay, well whatever, all right?
Get ready? Oh wrong one? Where's the moonbed? Ex? Oh?
Here it is. Chris. You're the stupidest person on the
planet and I hate your guts every single day when
(23:41):
I turn on this radio station. You're there. Why are
you there? You are full of nothing but stupidity and puss.
Whoa pus wow? And there's your moonbat email on the
Chris Baker radio program. Puss, I've never been told I
(24:07):
was full of puss. I don't think anybody's ever said
that to me. And what a nasty thing toough boy.
I just I feel like a ZiT. Chris. Trump's war
of Choice and Iran is not just a moral mistake,
but it's an economic blunder. That is skyrocketing gas prices
(24:29):
for working Americans. We need a windfall profits tax to
return those profits directly to struggling American households. Booh, how
does that happen? Oh? Well, whatever? All right? Email number two, Chris,
(24:49):
you people are stupid. You had a classically handsome white guy,
Joe Kent, who served as a US Special Forces eye
operator during senseless wars, and it led him to embrace
America's whoa America First isolationism. This was the perfect MAGA guy.
(25:13):
Then he wives up and quit. Now the FBI is
investigating Kent for potentially leaking sensitive information. Now what do
you have to say? Nothing, I have nothing to say.
I don't know. I was not around that. All right,
here we go. Last one, Chris, I wish you would
use the term minor attracted person instead of pedophile. In
(25:36):
the eyes of the world, the term pedophile means someone
who has abused children. There are many people who realize
that they felt sexually attracted to children, but they haven't
abused them. But that's not abuse, what it? Yeah? If
they never mind? I feel that they needed another term
(25:59):
to describe themselves in a way that would show them
as normal people. Oh yeah, that's gonna certainly make them normal.
If you want to continue to be on the public airwaves,
you need to heed my advice. Email ooho D cries
(26:24):
Why are you criticizing the valiant effort of Democrats to
bring what do you spell sustenance? Never mind? I didn't.
I don't think there's a Z in the word. Definitely
(26:46):
not a Z. Yeah, that's what I thought. How dare
you criticize Democrats bringing sustenance and relief supplies to Cuba?
God forbid? They should put on a concert and cheer
them those people up while their country is being destroyed
by Donald Trump. Leave it to you to find something
(27:10):
bad in a humanitarian effort. No, thank you very much.
All those supplies that aren't there yet. Okay, here we go.
Email number two. Dear Chris, I was listening to you
talk about Nebraska basketball. Chris. I know that you're a
(27:30):
sports fan, but I am not. Can you explain to
me why we must spend so much of our personal
time and so much of our personal monies monies not
just money, moneys on such frivolous behavior. Sports really doesn't
(27:53):
mean anything. Every game ends with a winner and a loser,
but you know they're going to play again. So why
is it we are so distracted with sports when we
have other important issues like freedom, abortion, taxation, All of
(28:17):
these need to be our focus, not sports. Well, thank you,
all right, here we go. Email number three. That was
really long, Email number three, Dear Chris, you suck. That's it.
That was pretty much all the guys said. I thought
(28:41):
i'd throw that in there, moonbats, and they, of course
are here to tell you that you're stupid pretty much. Well, really,
it's me. All right, Here we go Email numero No,
Dear Chris, how can you be such a stupid, big person.
(29:01):
You're a person who says you believe in freedom, and
yet you're trying to tell people that they shouldn't be
able to gamble. Gambling is not your business. Gambling. If
I want to bet, I should be able to bet.
I don't have to go to Chris Baker to find
out if I can bet you're stupid racist? Oh I
(29:22):
can't say the last one. Wait a minute, hang on there,
I said it. No, I didn't whatever, I was just
talk whatever. All right, here we go. Email number two,
de Chrius, I heard that you threw a big fit
over a sign on a bridge last week. Well that
(29:43):
was actually this week. But still, why are you so
afraid of free speech? Why are you so afraid of
people who are trying to keep fascist out of our community?
I wonder about you? Do you wonder or do you dream? Right?
(30:04):
Email number three, Dear Chris, why did you bring that
tax nazi on your show? People like that are nothing
more than racist. That was there was what? Oh? Okay,
this was so many dog whistles. I don't even know
how to count them all.
I thank you for your attention to this matter. Yeah,
it's time for some moonbat email. How oh, here we go.
(00:22):
We need some and more. Yeah, we need that Mystic
Crystal revelations. You know it's exciting. Peyton does kind of
a trump dance to this song. Now that's awesome. All right,
(00:47):
here we go. It is time for some moonbat email
on the Chris Bakers Show. Moonbat Email brought to you
by moonbats, and they're here to help you understand you're dumb.
All right, here we go email numero. Oh no, de Chris.
(01:07):
I'm Marrie or Rob, a trans non binary who's slowly
still figuring it all out. I wanted to ask, why
don't you mention the trans day of coming out? Is
this the trans day of something? I'm not sure. It
(01:30):
is a very important day for us, and you ignore
us at your own peril. Oh well, apparently I'm in
a perilous situation now, ignor it is whatever? All right,
here we go, uh de Chris. Hooray. Another homophobe is canned. Hooray.
(01:56):
The Christians in sports never have time to speak out
on their violent teammates, the ones that's serial cheat that
have kids out of wedlock. But it's gay people. They
have all the energy for. Religiosity is a recognized symptom
(02:17):
of some mental health diagnosises. Religious psychosis is real. Wow,
how about that? I guess they're talking about the basketball guy.
What from the bulls? Is that? Who that was? He
got bounced because Jaden ivy yay, he doesn't think the
NBA should be I don't know, celebrating pride or whatever. Okay,
(02:44):
well when did that become against the law to have
that opinion or any opinion? Yeah? All right, all right,
here we go. Oh, I'm sorry. Email number three, Hang
on a second, Chris, you are so stupid. Dukes of hazard?
Did it? That's not even a verb or a word.
(03:08):
No surprise. You use a racist TV show with a
racist car as an example. You make me sick. Okay,
here we go. Email Numero Uno, Dear Chris kfab really
did it? Now? You bring this rejected mayor and give
(03:30):
her a platform to attack mayor? Youing NonStop? How low
can you go? Jeanst Authord has said nothing about the
current mayor. She has not trashed him at all. She's
been very busy talking about her time in office. I'm
kidding She's a wonderful person anyway. That's terrible of you
(03:52):
to say that. All right, here we go. Email number two, Chris.
The brutality we witnessed in Minnesota at the hounds of
thousands of poorly trained, heavily armed, and trigger happy men
who have full rain to hunt and harass anyone who's
non white is nothing short of state sponsored terror, making
(04:15):
it worse. Jerks like you celebrating, I added that part,
did we celebrate death? Peyton? I don't think anybody celebrated
anything like that. I didn't think so. All right, here
we go. Email number three. Dear Chris, do you believe
(04:35):
the great replacement conspiracy theory? Do you believe false claims
of an orchestrated effort by Jews and feminists? Why do
we always have to bring the Jews into it to
leave the people alone? An orchestrated effort by Jews and
feminists to promote immigration, reduce white birth rates, and eliminate
(04:56):
the white majority societies. If you say you won't, you're
a liah. Well thanks for giving me the option. There
you go, there's your moonbed email on the Chris Baker
radio program Diversity and Tolerant Deep Grieus. I listened to
(05:17):
you talk about the Save Act and it doesn't surprise me.
You support it because you're a right wing maniac. You
Republicans think that if you can pass the Save Act,
you could keep women and people of color from voting. Well,
let me tell you something, mister, and that's it. That's it,
(05:41):
all right, here we go, Moon great, nothing, just so mad?
All right, here we go. Email number two de Chris.
That caller Brian totally nailed you. You've been spinning and
spin disinformation since you came on the airwaves. Brian nailed you.
(06:07):
Why don't you get out of that studio and let
Brian do the show? Wow? Well Brian put in an
app Okay, I wouldn't mind having Brian do a show.
It'd be very nice. All right, here we go. Email
number three, Kee, your president has done it again. First
(06:33):
he invades I ran with no plan, no training, and
no idea how to get out of it. Then he
makes Joe can't c ant resign for standing up to him.
(06:54):
You and your Republican friends are going down. He didn't
really have that many o's in there, but I thought
it was really appropriate. And then here we go. Oh,
it's a moonbad extreme moonbad. Extreme is email that is
(07:16):
so vile, so crazy, so hateful that it has its
own category stream. Dear Chris, one of these days you're
gonna come out of that studio and I'm gonna be
waiting on you, and then after I take care of you,
I'll take care of all the rest of you right
wing maniacs. It's time for you to get out of
(07:36):
my country. Streecrius. How could you joke and play fart
noises when your president is leading us into World War three?
Donald Trump is the biggest disaster to hit this country
(07:58):
since the last big disease to hit this country. And I,
for one am sick of it. I am not listening
to you. Yes you are, you are? Who's your daddy?
All right? Here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris,
(08:19):
listening to you talk about family leave tells me you're
an idiot. Family leave is important, and the state of
Nebraska should not only pay for the family leave of
its state employees, but they should pay for family leave
for all Nebraskans. Greedy people like you and Pete Ricketts
(08:44):
and Donald Trump would much rather see women in the kitchen.
And that's it. Wow, that was written by guy by
the way. I love that. I love that. Here we
go Email number three, Chris, how long have you been
(09:06):
back on the air? How did you get back? Why
are you back? And what are you talking about? All
I hear is you telling people that others are better
than them. I don't even know what that means. I mean,
I really don't even know what that means. So there
(09:27):
we go, and there's your moonbat email. Look at the
noon bads. Wait a minute, is there another one? Wait?
Geene Stothert sent me an email? Is that true? Is
that true? Peyton? Jeene Stothard sent me an email. I
think I saw something come through the pipeline. All right,
let's hear that, Geene Stothard sending me an email, Chris.
(09:53):
I bet you are very jealous of Peyton's hair because,
oh you don't have any hair. Oh your friend Jean Stothard. Oh, oh,
I've I gotta tell you. I feel horrible just hearing that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I just now want to proclaim we are now going
to have a funeral for Gene Stothard's sense of humor.
You know, funny people are funny naturally, it just comes
from them. It just flows because you're funny. Unfunny people
(10:44):
chase low hanging fruit like maybe that a man is bald,
maybe that a man is bald, or maybe that a
man is bald. That is hanging fruit. So now we
would like to put the rumor of Gene Stothard's sense
(11:08):
of humor to rest right here. Sing along, everybody, Ah okay,
all right, enough of that. That, by the way, is
(11:31):
my favorite amazing grace. That is the funniest ever. Only
I probably you don't know why I think it's so funny,
But it's funny because he doesn't know the words. He's
just other than amazing grace. That's it. Email number one,
dear Creees, what kind of racist A hole? I appreciate
(11:55):
them writing a hole too, thank you, thank you, moving
back a hole? Are you to make it sound like
that racist sign over I eighty was nothing to worry about.
That is a camel's nose under the tent. You love
that phrase, but that's what it is. Racist or coming
(12:20):
to Omaha to take over and you're probably happy that's dumb.
All right, here we go. Email number two, Dcius, I
find your term butcher up to be homophobic. Is there
anything that you see as a problem with your attitude.
(12:45):
I don't know if that's really good English? Right? There
is there anything that I see is a problem with
my attitude? I think there's a I think somebody made
a mistake. All right, here we go Email number three, Dechris,
(13:07):
I just happen to tune into your radio program to
hear you talk about the sign over I eighty. You
seem to think that the Patriot Front group is some
kind of I believe you called it the Gap militia,
whatever that is. This is a serious white supremacist group
(13:32):
that are serious about seriously deporting all people of color
and gaze. If you can't see that, then you're blind.
Now did anybody have the over and under on how
many times that person would say serious? Uh? Number one,
(13:52):
Dear Chris, you're stupid. You should be marching with us,
because we are marching against fashion. We're marching against out
of control government, we're marching against overtaxation. We're marching to
make people fa faye their fair share. Okay, fay it. Okay,
(14:14):
they want people to fay their fair share. All right,
Well that makes uh, how do you I don't know,
how do you face stuff? But you know, I'm not
an intellectual giant like some of these No Kings people.
Here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris, what are
we protesting? Where have you been for the last year
and a half. We're protesting an authoritarian government that is
(14:38):
racially profiling people and then arresting them and making them disappear. Okay,
I don't know where that's happening either, but all right,
here we go. Email number number three, Dear Chris, what
is the No King's protest for? We're protest asting against you?
(15:03):
Oh me, wow, you and your ilk that are taking
this country down the road to ruin. This country was
based on fairness from the beginning, and there's no fairness now. Wow,
(15:28):
there's no fairness now. And okay, well that didn't make
any sense at all. To be honest, once again, people
need to butcher up. Men. Do you find yourself lacking
what it takes to succeed in the bedroom? Do you
suffer from anxiety when you hear the term America? First?
(15:49):
Have you taken time off from work over a comment
posted on your timeline? Well, you are exactly the man
we're looking for. The butcher to me can turn a
beta soy boy, cry bullied midwin like you into the rugged, masculine,
determined man you were designed to be just one week
(16:11):
and the butcher of Academy can turn a snowflake into
a strong, confident master of your domain. Don't take my
word for it. Listen to our graduates.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
My wife said I should get some sialis to help
out in the bedroom, and I just go get it.
But after a week at the Butcher up Academy, I
told my wife, Hey, this is a two way street, honey.
Why don't you do something like wear some sexy underwear,
dance around or hell just move once.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
In a while. Guess what problem solved? Thanks butch up Academy,
the Butcher Academy, and no, I'm not giving you our
web address. Find it yourself email number one. Dearcrius, you
were saying things about Bruce Springsteen that are just horrible.
Bruce Springsteen is a billionaire, but he's never lost time
(17:00):
with the blue collar mentality that drove him to fame
and fortune. So what if he's playing a I don't
even know what that is. I don't even know what this. No,
I'm not even gonna use that. That's a slur. We
will not be using racial slurs, but they are talking
(17:23):
about his guitar, which is a Takamini guitar made in Japan. Okay,
so I guess they're mad at me for talking about
Bruce Springsteen playing a Japanese guitar while he's running down
the United States. That's all there you go, okay, good?
All right, here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris,
(17:45):
you are making fun of people who use their own
personal time to protest our out of control president and
it's thuggish government. What you do with your weekend? Oh,
that's nice for you to ask. I had a great
day on Saturday. My wife was doing quilt lessons, my
(18:08):
youngest son, who still is at home, was working, and
you know what I did. I went down in the
basement and cranked up my new Gibson Les Paul Special
and rattled the windows with all five of the chords
I can play, thank you, And then I wrote a song.
(18:28):
So that's what I did. All right, here we go
Email number yeah, Email number three, Dear Chris. I've been
listening to you, trying to enjoy you. My friends say
you're funny, my friends say you're a great host, But
I don't get it. Okay? Well, I would say you
(18:50):
need to keep listening, all right, because it will all
come through to you the longer you keep listening. All right,
here we go. We go. One more moonbat email. Mo, Nope,
that's the wrong one. St that's right. It's a moonbat
email that is so so extreme, so vile, so threatening,
(19:14):
that it has its own sounder. Stal. Dear Chris, one
of these days you're gonna get your brains punched out
by one of the people you make fun of. If
you think you could fight Bruce Springsteen and win, you're crazy.
Fat man is in great shape. He's a thousand times
(19:35):
more talented than you, and he would kick your Yeah.
Well no he wouldn't, But that's okay. Email number one, Decrius,
How could you joke and play fart noises when your
president is leading us into World War three? Donald Trump
(19:57):
is the biggest disaster to hit this since the last
big disaster to hit this country? And I, for one
am sick of it. I am not listening to you.
Yes you are, you are? Who's your daddy? All right?
(20:17):
Here we go. Email number two, Dear Chris, listening to
you talk about family leave tells me you're an idiot.
Family leave is important, and the state of Nebraska should
not only pay for the family leave of its state employees,
but they should pay for family leave for all Nebraskans.
(20:43):
Greedy people like you and Pete Ricketts and Donald Trump
would much rather see women in the kitchen. And that's it. Wow,
that was written by guy by the way. I love that.
I love that. All right, here we go. Email number three, Chris,
(21:08):
how long have you been back on the air. How
did you get back, Why are you back? And what
are you talking about? All I hear is you telling
people that others are better than them. I don't even
know what that means. I mean, I really don't even
(21:29):
know what that means. Email Numero uno, Chris. You were
mocking the animal bridge in California, But have you ever
stopped to think that maybe animals would appreciate a bridge.
How many animals have you ever seen on the side
(21:50):
of the road that wouldn't be there if they had
a better way to cross? And you asking the dumb
question question, how do the animals know to use the bridge?
I think you should give animals more credit for being
(22:12):
smarter than you are. All right, the animals the animals
will now they'll just know. All Right, here we go.
Email number two, Chris, why are you laughing about women
getting two days off for menstrual cramps. Leave it to
(22:35):
you to look at something that's really serious and try
to turn it into an advantage telling Republicans that they
need to put this in process. It's always about power
with you, Chris Baker. All right, all right, here we go.
(22:57):
I like doing it this way. Email number on three, Chris,
You're an idiot. I don't even understand why you have
a radio show. Gavin Newsoo is a brilliant governor. Kathy
Holkl is a brilliant governor, and those two together have
more power than Donald Trump has in his pinky? What
(23:20):
the hell does that mean? Okay, well whatever, all right?
Get ready? Oh wrong one? Where's the moonbed? Ex? Oh?
Here it is. Chris. You're the stupidest person on the
planet and I hate your guts every single day when
(23:41):
I turn on this radio station. You're there. Why are
you there? You are full of nothing but stupidity and puss.
Whoa pus wow? And there's your moonbat email on the
Chris Baker radio program. Puss, I've never been told I
(24:07):
was full of puss. I don't think anybody's ever said
that to me. And what a nasty thing toough boy.
I just I feel like a ZiT. Chris. Trump's war
of Choice and Iran is not just a moral mistake,
but it's an economic blunder. That is skyrocketing gas prices
(24:29):
for working Americans. We need a windfall profits tax to
return those profits directly to struggling American households. Booh, how
does that happen? Oh? Well, whatever? All right? Email number two, Chris,
(24:49):
you people are stupid. You had a classically handsome white guy,
Joe Kent, who served as a US Special Forces eye
operator during senseless wars, and it led him to embrace
America's whoa America First isolationism. This was the perfect MAGA guy.
(25:13):
Then he wives up and quit. Now the FBI is
investigating Kent for potentially leaking sensitive information. Now what do
you have to say? Nothing, I have nothing to say.
I don't know. I was not around that. All right,
here we go. Last one, Chris, I wish you would
use the term minor attracted person instead of pedophile. In
(25:36):
the eyes of the world, the term pedophile means someone
who has abused children. There are many people who realize
that they felt sexually attracted to children, but they haven't
abused them. But that's not abuse, what it? Yeah? If
they never mind? I feel that they needed another term
(25:59):
to describe themselves in a way that would show them
as normal people. Oh yeah, that's gonna certainly make them normal.
If you want to continue to be on the public airwaves,
you need to heed my advice. Email ooho D cries
(26:24):
Why are you criticizing the valiant effort of Democrats to
bring what do you spell sustenance? Never mind? I didn't.
I don't think there's a Z in the word. Definitely
(26:46):
not a Z. Yeah, that's what I thought. How dare
you criticize Democrats bringing sustenance and relief supplies to Cuba?
God forbid? They should put on a concert and cheer
them those people up while their country is being destroyed
by Donald Trump. Leave it to you to find something
(27:10):
bad in a humanitarian effort. No, thank you very much.
All those supplies that aren't there yet. Okay, here we go.
Email number two. Dear Chris, I was listening to you
talk about Nebraska basketball. Chris. I know that you're a
(27:30):
sports fan, but I am not. Can you explain to
me why we must spend so much of our personal
time and so much of our personal monies monies not
just money, moneys on such frivolous behavior. Sports really doesn't
(27:53):
mean anything. Every game ends with a winner and a loser,
but you know they're going to play again. So why
is it we are so distracted with sports when we
have other important issues like freedom, abortion, taxation, All of
(28:17):
these need to be our focus, not sports. Well, thank you,
all right, here we go. Email number three. That was
really long, Email number three, Dear Chris, you suck. That's it.
That was pretty much all the guys said. I thought
(28:41):
i'd throw that in there, moonbats, and they, of course
are here to tell you that you're stupid pretty much. Well, really,
it's me. All right, Here we go Email numero No,
Dear Chris, how can you be such a stupid, big person.
(29:01):
You're a person who says you believe in freedom, and
yet you're trying to tell people that they shouldn't be
able to gamble. Gambling is not your business. Gambling. If
I want to bet, I should be able to bet.
I don't have to go to Chris Baker to find
out if I can bet you're stupid racist? Oh I
(29:22):
can't say the last one. Wait a minute, hang on there,
I said it. No, I didn't whatever, I was just
talk whatever. All right, here we go. Email number two,
de Chrius, I heard that you threw a big fit
over a sign on a bridge last week. Well that
(29:43):
was actually this week. But still, why are you so
afraid of free speech? Why are you so afraid of
people who are trying to keep fascist out of our community?
I wonder about you? Do you wonder or do you dream? Right?
(30:04):
Email number three, Dear Chris, why did you bring that
tax nazi on your show? People like that are nothing
more than racist. That was there was what? Oh? Okay,
this was so many dog whistles. I don't even know
how to count them all.
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