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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, I believe that it's always good for the
public to reach out to law enforcement. You know, like
sometimes when I'm out and about, like say, I'm eating
somewhere and I see an officer, a couple officers at
a table. You know, we'll pay the tab and just leave,
don't you know. We don't go over there and go, hey, man,
we just paid your tab, thank you. None of that.
We don't do that. But you know, it's nice. It's
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a nice thing to do. Just telling a policeman sometimes
thanks for what you do. That actually goes a long way.
But I think this couple in Texas may have taken
this to an extreme. A Texas mom of three has
pled innocence when her husband was arrested for allegedly running
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a prostitution ring frequented by local police, and she's now
coaching women on how to sell their bodies out of
the couple's home. So that's a home based business. Did
they get their homeowners' association approval for that? That's the
(01:09):
first question I had. So A woman by the name
of Ashley Ketcher side make your own joke there was
arrested for racketeering after her alleged involvement with her husband's
purported prostitution enterprise, and that was originally overlooked when he
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was arrested the first time. So they arrested him for
horny stuff, and then they went, wait a minute, wait
a minute, I believe they got a cat house working there.
So a wide ranging investigation revealed that miss ketcher Side
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has two prior prostitution convictions herself and apparently has offered
her services for how much you think? What do you think, Peyton?
I know you've never been around this kind of corruption
in garbage in your life. I'm sorry to even drag
you in.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Two point fifty and a handshake. You had me for
a second? No thousand bucks an hour? Oh yeah, thousand
and there's and in the story there are pictures of her.
I could see where she could get that kind of
jack not kidd.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Dynamic pricing, I don't, yeah exactly, that is this dynamic price.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
See if you call her a little before last call, right,
that's when the dinactic dynasy. I'm sorry, go ahead, it's
gonna say you get her.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
At the end of the day, prices might drop a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, and she's tired dynamic. It's dynamic pricing. I love that.
So anyway, Ashley and Michael Ketcher side allegedly hosted members
of the This is Even Better Godly Police Department only
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in Texas Godly Police Department, and their spouses at their
home where they ran the ring for at least a decade.
So now I'm starting to wonder maybe they're like, maybe
they had one of those swapper things going on, and
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then the wife was, Hey, you know what, that's some
real talent right there. We might call her up to
the big leagues. Right Anyway, during the gatherings, Ashley could
be found preparing another woman for prostitution. She was preparing
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another How do you prepare another woman for that? No,
you're gonna want to wear makeup, underwear, don't worry about it.
I mean, how do you prepare them? So let's see
what There's so many things. Now the former prostitute who
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is now arrested for prostitution again. I wonder if the
three strikes law works in this case. I don't know.
It doesn't really work anywhere. She denied all accusations, including
rumors that X Godly Police officer Solomon Omtoya paid her
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for sex, but added she denies she was paid, but
she added two consenting adults should be able to do
whatever it is they want to do. I don't know
if I really disagree with that, But at the same time,
I don't think that, well whatever, I don't want to
legalize that stuff. She also rejected the suggestions that she
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may be a prostitute herself. Others say, uh, yeah, she
charges one thousand dollars for her services. I'll put it
that way. Now, I wonder if she gives discounts to
illegal aliens.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Give certificates, maybe get partificate first time free or fifty
per bring.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
A pal she should give out. You know what, maybe
she could do this, give the illegal aliens one of
those lunch ticket things and every time you come by
and pay for those services, they punch it. Oh yeah,
period and then once you get all the punches, then
you get a free ride.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Five punches, six punch free.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
There's some other new Now she doesn't just sell her
body for a thousand bucks. Apparently she worked for the
Godly Independent School District.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know that name is just funny. I mean, you
would have thought you wrote this or Dolly County. Polly
Police Department come on now, wait a minute, gets even better.
She was working up until twenty twenty three with the
Godly Independent School District, working with the school board on
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their sex education curriculum.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And they bounced her. Now, look, I I want kids
to get the best education. So why do you kick
the hooker out of the sex education course design? You
know what I mean? You're putting together the sex education course.
What do you want a bunch of stiff, bitterl moonbats
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out there? Men are terrible, Men are horrible. Doubt it
min Yeah, No, I think the hooker would probably be
really good. No, I don't want her to do demonstrations.
I just think she should give really good advice.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Maybe a Hall of Fame sex ed teacher right there.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, exactly. She also had active advertisements on escort websites
too while she was working with the school board and Godly, dude,
that is the vote. That's the most hysterical thing I've
heard in a really, really long time. The hooker working
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