February 26, 2026 • 9 mins
The long awaited, and much appreciated return of Chris Baker starts today! Hear his opening statements and first collection of moonbat emails
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Before we go any further, I just have a couple
of things that I need to say. First of all,
it's fantastic to be back here with you. I have
missed you. But I just want to tell you right now.
If you're hanging out with your friends and you get
that one friend that says, oh, how do you know
God exists? Okay, if they want a good example, tell
(00:23):
them to tune into news radio eleven ten KFAB between
two and six every day. Because I am the luckiest,
most blessed man on the planet to be able to
come back here and do what I love doing with you.
And as we go through the news of the day,
(00:45):
we talk about the news of the day. We just
we just you and I have had so much fun
and we're going to increase the fun as we move forward.
Like I said, I'm the luckiest man alive. I really
want to thank iHeartMedia for allowing me to come back
(01:06):
and redeem myself. And that's you know, that's a big
part of this. I always felt that I'm not this horrible.
I know I'm not a horrible person. I'm actually stunning.
I'm awesome, I'm great, I'm very fast, and I think
as I've always said one of the strongest of the
many strengths I have, being humble is probably right up there.
(01:30):
So I'm just so happy to be back here and
to be hanging out with you. We are road Rage Relief.
It's the Chris Baker Radio Program. I've got a lot
to say about a lot of things, but just first
and foremost, I'm just happy to be back here with
you as we watch our fabulous city of Omaha, Nebraska.
And for those of you outside of Omaha in Iowa,
(01:54):
in Kansas, in Colorado, and Minnesota, in Des Moines, who
I know many of you are tuning in together. We're
going to do something that I don't think a lot
of talk host thinking about right now, but I Chris Baker,
who has always been ahead of the curve. I think
about this and that is number one. We have to
(02:16):
put this thing, and I mean our country, our state,
our cities. We got to put this back together now.
For the time that I have not been in media,
I have absorbed as much media as I always had.
I've done the same amount of research that I'd done
for many many years. Because all of the things that
(02:38):
go on in our lives, it's fascinating to me. And
then the most even bigger part of this is that
what I've been doing for the last five years has
allowed me to truly witness every single prediction I ever
(02:59):
made on the radio came true for me. Every single
day I was working at the courthouse, the civic Center,
and every single day I met hundreds of people in
this community. Every day I met them, and each and
(03:22):
every one of them showed up to take care of
their personal business. I worked with criminals, I worked with attorneys,
I worked around judges. I got to watch that legal
system from a perspective that I never had before. And
I got to watch government and government workers do their
(03:48):
jobs and see them come to work every single day
to do their jobs. And it just gave a tremendous perspective.
And I know some of you are going to be
shocked when I say this, but the biggest thing that
I picked up on is that we are allowing ourselves
to be led by booger eating morons. Okay, we have
(04:10):
many people that we have put into elective office who
could not carry our water for half a day. The
things that you and I, you and I just average
every day people who just want to live our lives. Go,
you know, get along, have fun, maybe play some golf,
maybe go to a show, maybe, I don't know, do
(04:31):
whatever we'd like to do, ride motorcycles, you know. I
love that. We just want to live our lives. But
somehow we have elected a lot of and I'm not
saying every elected person is this way, but most of them.
We've elected people who want to be their own king,
they want to have their own kingdom, and suddenly they
have all decided that, well, whatever I want is what
(04:54):
I am going to do. Well, actually, that's not the job.
And I think that many of these people I have
forgotten that what the job is is to govern. All right,
So we're going to be breaking that down a lot
on the Chris Baker Show, and we're gonna be making
fun of a lot of stupid stuff, like super scary
dumb moonbats who have already already begun filling my email.
(05:19):
Actually it started about well, actually it's always gone on,
but you know, just the most recent started when this
fabulous opportunity was coming to Fruition. And for those of you,
especially if you're like a young guy, right and you're
listening to the Big Show and you're saying to yourself, Man,
I like this talk radio. Man. I just really this
is really cool, and I think someday I want to
(05:40):
grow up and do it. Well, first of all, then
you're me, because that's what I was when I was
a little kid. But what has happened here is a
real statement because in this industry, what you're hearing right
now does not normally happen. It just doesn't. But because
(06:01):
of a company that has always believed in me and
a market that you were telling this radio station that
you wanted me back, this company listened to you. So
the next time that you hear some goofball politician out
there bloviating about, oh, the corporations, the corporations, corporations are great,
(06:27):
work is great. But this corporation did something that well,
corporations are always accused of not doing, and that is
not listening to its customers. But guess what, Praise the Lord.
They listened to you. They saw that what you wanted
was to have the Chris Baker Show back on the air.
(06:50):
And so now the Chris Baker Show is back on
the air. And actually, as I'm doing this, oh okay,
I got to use the other mouse I'm a little
rusty in this crusty old studio. They Saddlemeyer Studio, by
the way, the Gary Soadlemeyer Commemorative Studio. And by the way,
just because this is Gary Saddlemeyer Studio, we do have
(07:12):
a I don't know, some kind of incense burner that
has the smell of aqua velva. So it's almost like
Gary is here with us all the time. We can
smell his low rent, horrible cologne forever. And I'm very
excited about it. So, as I said, the moonbats, they've
(07:35):
already been sending them in. So you know what this means.
It is time for the first return episode of moonbeat
Email on the Chris Baker Radio program News Radio eleven
ten k fa B. And I want you to get
along to hang on. I want you to sing along
(07:55):
with the important parts. Here we go, oh yeah, oh yes,
And here we go. It's the big sing along part.
Here we go, join me, Mystic Crystal revelations. Ah moonbat
(08:17):
Email on the Chris Baker Show. All right, here we go,
fresh from the Zonker's inbox, moonbat Email on the Chris
Baker Show, The Return. Here we go. Dear Chris, who
do you think you are trying to infect our airwaves
(08:41):
again with your hatred and your stupidity. We'll get you again. Well,
thank you, mister Moonbat. Just listen to the show. I
think you'll enjoy it anyway. All right, here we go, Moonbat.
Email number two, De Chris, I hope you learned something
in your sabbatical. I hope that you learned that your
(09:04):
words could have effects on people, and that your words
can be violence. I hope you've changed. I hope you've learned. Well,
if this is Christmas, you're going to be bummed anyway,
all right, Moonbad. Email number three, Dear Chris, My wife
(09:25):
is so happy that you are back on the air.
I've been thinking about dumping that. Wait a minute, do
I still have that thing? Is there a beep? Oh?
Here we go. I thought about dumping that, but I
guess I'm going to have to dump that. There we go,
and that is your Moonbat email. Ladies and gentlemen on
(09:46):
the Chrismaker Radio program.
Before we go any further, I just have a couple
of things that I need to say. First of all,
it's fantastic to be back here with you. I have
missed you. But I just want to tell you right now.
If you're hanging out with your friends and you get
that one friend that says, oh, how do you know
God exists? Okay, if they want a good example, tell
(00:23):
them to tune into news radio eleven ten KFAB between
two and six every day. Because I am the luckiest,
most blessed man on the planet to be able to
come back here and do what I love doing with you.
And as we go through the news of the day,
(00:45):
we talk about the news of the day. We just
we just you and I have had so much fun
and we're going to increase the fun as we move forward.
Like I said, I'm the luckiest man alive. I really
want to thank iHeartMedia for allowing me to come back
(01:06):
and redeem myself. And that's you know, that's a big
part of this. I always felt that I'm not this horrible.
I know I'm not a horrible person. I'm actually stunning.
I'm awesome, I'm great, I'm very fast, and I think
as I've always said one of the strongest of the
many strengths I have, being humble is probably right up there.
(01:30):
So I'm just so happy to be back here and
to be hanging out with you. We are road Rage Relief.
It's the Chris Baker Radio Program. I've got a lot
to say about a lot of things, but just first
and foremost, I'm just happy to be back here with
you as we watch our fabulous city of Omaha, Nebraska.
And for those of you outside of Omaha in Iowa,
(01:54):
in Kansas, in Colorado, and Minnesota, in Des Moines, who
I know many of you are tuning in together. We're
going to do something that I don't think a lot
of talk host thinking about right now, but I Chris Baker,
who has always been ahead of the curve. I think
about this and that is number one. We have to
(02:16):
put this thing, and I mean our country, our state,
our cities. We got to put this back together now.
For the time that I have not been in media,
I have absorbed as much media as I always had.
I've done the same amount of research that I'd done
for many many years. Because all of the things that
(02:38):
go on in our lives, it's fascinating to me. And
then the most even bigger part of this is that
what I've been doing for the last five years has
allowed me to truly witness every single prediction I ever
(02:59):
made on the radio came true for me. Every single
day I was working at the courthouse, the civic Center,
and every single day I met hundreds of people in
this community. Every day I met them, and each and
(03:22):
every one of them showed up to take care of
their personal business. I worked with criminals, I worked with attorneys,
I worked around judges. I got to watch that legal
system from a perspective that I never had before. And
I got to watch government and government workers do their
(03:48):
jobs and see them come to work every single day
to do their jobs. And it just gave a tremendous perspective.
And I know some of you are going to be
shocked when I say this, but the biggest thing that
I picked up on is that we are allowing ourselves
to be led by booger eating morons. Okay, we have
(04:10):
many people that we have put into elective office who
could not carry our water for half a day. The
things that you and I, you and I just average
every day people who just want to live our lives. Go,
you know, get along, have fun, maybe play some golf,
maybe go to a show, maybe, I don't know, do
(04:31):
whatever we'd like to do, ride motorcycles, you know. I
love that. We just want to live our lives. But
somehow we have elected a lot of and I'm not
saying every elected person is this way, but most of them.
We've elected people who want to be their own king,
they want to have their own kingdom, and suddenly they
have all decided that, well, whatever I want is what
(04:54):
I am going to do. Well, actually, that's not the job.
And I think that many of these people I have
forgotten that what the job is is to govern. All right,
So we're going to be breaking that down a lot
on the Chris Baker Show, and we're gonna be making
fun of a lot of stupid stuff, like super scary
dumb moonbats who have already already begun filling my email.
(05:19):
Actually it started about well, actually it's always gone on,
but you know, just the most recent started when this
fabulous opportunity was coming to Fruition. And for those of you,
especially if you're like a young guy, right and you're
listening to the Big Show and you're saying to yourself, Man,
I like this talk radio. Man. I just really this
is really cool, and I think someday I want to
(05:40):
grow up and do it. Well, first of all, then
you're me, because that's what I was when I was
a little kid. But what has happened here is a
real statement because in this industry, what you're hearing right
now does not normally happen. It just doesn't. But because
(06:01):
of a company that has always believed in me and
a market that you were telling this radio station that
you wanted me back, this company listened to you. So
the next time that you hear some goofball politician out
there bloviating about, oh, the corporations, the corporations, corporations are great,
(06:27):
work is great. But this corporation did something that well,
corporations are always accused of not doing, and that is
not listening to its customers. But guess what, Praise the Lord.
They listened to you. They saw that what you wanted
was to have the Chris Baker Show back on the air.
(06:50):
And so now the Chris Baker Show is back on
the air. And actually, as I'm doing this, oh okay,
I got to use the other mouse I'm a little
rusty in this crusty old studio. They Saddlemeyer Studio, by
the way, the Gary Soadlemeyer Commemorative Studio. And by the way,
just because this is Gary Saddlemeyer Studio, we do have
(07:12):
a I don't know, some kind of incense burner that
has the smell of aqua velva. So it's almost like
Gary is here with us all the time. We can
smell his low rent, horrible cologne forever. And I'm very
excited about it. So, as I said, the moonbats, they've
(07:35):
already been sending them in. So you know what this means.
It is time for the first return episode of moonbeat
Email on the Chris Baker Radio program News Radio eleven
ten k fa B. And I want you to get
along to hang on. I want you to sing along
(07:55):
with the important parts. Here we go, oh yeah, oh yes,
And here we go. It's the big sing along part.
Here we go, join me, Mystic Crystal revelations. Ah moonbat
(08:17):
Email on the Chris Baker Show. All right, here we go,
fresh from the Zonker's inbox, moonbat Email on the Chris
Baker Show, The Return. Here we go. Dear Chris, who
do you think you are trying to infect our airwaves
(08:41):
again with your hatred and your stupidity. We'll get you again. Well,
thank you, mister Moonbat. Just listen to the show. I
think you'll enjoy it anyway. All right, here we go, Moonbat.
Email number two, De Chris, I hope you learned something
in your sabbatical. I hope that you learned that your
(09:04):
words could have effects on people, and that your words
can be violence. I hope you've changed. I hope you've learned. Well,
if this is Christmas, you're going to be bummed anyway,
all right, Moonbad. Email number three, Dear Chris, My wife
(09:25):
is so happy that you are back on the air.
I've been thinking about dumping that. Wait a minute, do
I still have that thing? Is there a beep? Oh?
Here we go. I thought about dumping that, but I
guess I'm going to have to dump that. There we go,
and that is your Moonbat email. Ladies and gentlemen on
(09:46):
the Chrismaker Radio program.
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