coffee crush connection

Sean is suing his barista, the healer, for Misleading him and spiking his coffee! With many more absurd cases.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up everybody? I'm Judge JG.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is korome chaos.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
What is up? Man?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
How you doing good? Good? I just want lie heavy.
Usually takes about five minutes or so for to really
start kicking off here, but.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Welcome to show.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Thanks mate? How do I turn on that video on
this thing?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Does it give you the option? Do I think you
should have enough following if you click on your image?
I should give you like an option for video and mike.
But I don't know how many followers?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Do I have tens?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Follow your tens? You have so many followers? Cosmic Welcome in?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's ye.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm trying to figure out how to share this to
some other people here.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Uh, let's see here my.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Mite, Bertha, welcome in.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
So Sean, here's how the show works. You're going to
be the plaintiff. Uh, when someone comes up on the
panel the day will be the defendant, and then the
audience will pick a scenario and you each get one
minute to defend your case and then a one minute rebuttal,
and then I put a pull up in the corner
and the audience gets pick who wins.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
All right, So I'm the plaintiff, and I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
What are you suing? Somebody over Coret.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Blue eyes?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Welcome in. How's it going? Everybody? Lscilla? How you doing pattern?
Let's get some people up here road where you've done
this before? Man request up streamer in the house. What's up?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Hello? Hello? How are you heard?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Welcome back?

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, we got a newbie in the house.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
What was that? What's what's the case about?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
We don't know yet. I'm gonna put a minute on
the clock. You hear the audience one minute to come
up to the case. Sean, this is Dreamer, Dreamer. Sean
alight here, let's get a good scenario for Sean to
sue Dreamer.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
We got one minute on the.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Clock for seconds ago yep, so dream already knows that works.
You'll each get one minute. You get one minute, rebuttal
the audience will get a pull. It'll be a B
or C for hung jury. Hung jury means you each
get one more minute thirty seconds. Any any off the

(02:49):
wall scenarios for for these two? All right, I got
a few good ones in here. If you guys don't
come up with them, what's up? Totally random? We got
ten seconds on the clock, everybody. Okay, wow, come up with.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh Sean.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You go to the local coffee shop that is ran
by a dreamer here, and uh, you realize that you've
become addicted to coffee and you're blaming her for it,
so you're serving her for your caffeine addiction. Okay, all right,

(03:49):
all right, you got yeah, one minute to plead your
case starting now.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
You know, I don't even know why we're here today.
I was thoroughly again. I love coffee. I love coffee
and Dreamers Coffee. Uh, dream Style coffee actually is the brand,
and I probably shouldn't be pitching it because I'm suing Dreamer.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
But like, I don't I don't know if she it's it's.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
She puts something in, and I really think she puts
something and it's not like typical coffee, you know. I
think I think maybe maybe there's some cocaine. I don't,
you know, uh maybe late lass with Finnillis. I don't
know what it is, but I think she puts something in.
That's the only reason I'm here, because otherwise I wouldn't
be suon, right. I mean, I love coffee and I
love Dreamers Dreamer Style coffee you know, even has that

(04:37):
little little Cashi song Dreamer style coffee.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
It'll get you go when you know. So what I'm
telling you is that.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
But but I think she does something to it because
every time I go to get a cup, like I
see her turn around and like look over her shoulder
like this, and she's doing this.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Stuff to it. So that's that's what I'm suing for.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Your one minute's up? All right, Dreamer, you get one
minute to defend yourself. Go ahead, sweetie.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Am Are you sure that it's the coffee and not
just me that you're.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Coming to see, because the way that you always look
at me, it's like, hmm, yes, I do. I do
understand that my coffee is the best of the best
because there's a catchy song to go to it.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
But hey, be honest with yourself. Okay. I am sorry
that you are married. I am sorry. I just you
know we can't have anything. But just you know, just
let it go. Let it go. I'm sorry, Just let
it go.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You have fifteen seconds. Yeah, they else, that's it, all right, Sean,
you get one minute rebuttal.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
You know, no, no, it's it's not. It's not that
the fact that you.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
You you tawdry vixen that you you vexed me nightly
in my dreams, you know, with your curvaceous bags of
coffee and how they sit.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Upon the walls with their.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Just massive globular breast full of coffee beans. No, it's
I truly, truly believe that you are putting something in
the coffee. And you know, I I tried to confront
you about it, and you know, and I asked.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You, are you putt anything in the coffee?

Speaker 7 (06:37):
And all you did was unbutton your blouse in front
of me, and that that that that was not very professional.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
As a matter of fact, I believe.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
That it is tortious interference with a business product. There's
a legal definition of of what you you did there
and then when you grab my hand and literally put it.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
No, I mean, yeah, okay, I'm sorry that that that
it was not intentional.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
And I told you that that it was not intentional.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
You know, the the blouse like it just like the
top button just fell off, so it definitely was not intentional.
I do have, you know, security cameras to prove that
it just fell off and.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Your hand was just right there. What the heck were
you doing?

Speaker 9 (07:26):
There.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
But yeah, okay, just let it go or otherwise, you know,
I will have to actually put a restricting order against
you because that was you know, uh, I could I
could actually sue you for a harassment of some sort there.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, okay, all right. First off, I think you both
did a great job. That was pretty I'm cool. I'm
not gonna lie.

Speaker 10 (08:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Let's get the poll up here, everybody. You guys got
one minute. Hold on here, what is that? Let's get
those votes in. Pulls up in the top corner right
by board. It says host you got A for plaintiffs, Sean,
you got B for the definitive Dreamer. You also have
C for hung jury. If you guys think that they.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Need to do another minute.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
We got one vote in. That means four more of
you can vote. Let's go, people, Let's go. Let's go,
and you guys can actually click on the poll and
see who's voting if you want it, or you use
this way and see who's voting if you wanted or
you use this way. What do you guys got? We

(08:44):
got twenty five seconds on the clock, twenty five seconds.
We got two votes in Dreamer. It's not looking good.
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
People understand infliction of emotional distress.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Thank you for the team, Thank you for doing it.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I didn't say that. The jury said that. Okay, the
jury said it. All right, So with two votes in,
the jury has ruled in favor of the plaintiff. Dreamer.
You did to one of them.

Speaker 11 (09:20):
Job.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Thank you so much, Sean. Congratulations. Everybody, show Dreamer some
love before I drop her down here, show her some love.
Thank you guys so much. All right, Dreamer, you're you're
welcome to request back up? All right, okay, all right,
good job, Sean. Round one. All right, we got eight
of you in here. Come on, you beautiful, beautiful people.

(09:43):
Hit that request up. But let's get a defendant. Oh,
we already got him, already got him. And it looks
like it might be Tom. It might be Thomas. Welcome in, Thomas, Yo,
Am I on, Sean, Believe it or not, we both
mutually know Patrick Thomas. This is actually a buddy of Patrick's.

(10:11):
Oh all right, I have no Patrick. I'm just kidding.
We can just we can just jump right in if
you want.

Speaker 10 (10:17):
Oh, I'm not on the you can't.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Guys, can't see me. No, no, no, You're good and
I'm pretty sure you've been on a podcast with him anyways. Okay, yes,
all right, Hey guys, I got one minute on the clock.
I've got six of you in here. Let's get a
scenario for these two to play out. Thomas, sure the
defend defense. Sewn's the plaintiff. We need a scenario. Ah,
look at all those all those yes you gets are wonderful.

(10:41):
Thank you, Samantha. We got forty five seconds on the clock.
Let's get a scenario ever ready, Chelsea. You gotta have
a good scenario here, something completely off the wall like
that last one. Nice, would you say, Tom?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Just seeing lots of hearts floating ups? Very nice.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yes, people liking and liking the show. Thank you so much. Hey,
let's show these people some love. They're both new to
the show.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Hit him with some likes.

Speaker 11 (11:15):
A.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
We got fifteen seconds. Civil case tax evasion that's not terrible,
but not really funny. Thanks for making me laugh. You
are so welcome, Dreamer. Thank you for coming on. Of
course I need it too, That's why I do this.
I think the civil suit tax evasion might be a

(11:36):
little bit too plain. In my opinion. What do you
guys think, are you talking to us? Yes?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Oh, because you got Well the point of improv is yes,
and so you know, I mean, we can roll with
it and try to make something of it.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Or you can give.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, so let's do that. Let's say that you are
the i R S and you're coming after Thomas for
tax evation, and you can make it as off the
wall as you want, because your first step.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Okay, Well, the matter of the United States of America
in the i R S, which is I am.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
I am a representative and I'm the representative of the
I R S. As a matter of fact, the S
in i R S stands for Sean Internal Revenue SEAN.
And Thomas has been evading us, specifically me. I've been
coming after Thomas, not romantically, just because he has been

(12:44):
not just evading taxes, but evading me. He has evaded
my phone calls, my my calling cards. I sent a
telegram singing telegram to his house the other day to
ask him about why he's invading taxes and more importantly,
how he thought he could claim the mayor of his

(13:06):
town is a dependent that that's not legal. Thomas, and
I need you to answer my calls, because, as it
stands right now, you owe the United States of America
thirty three point two billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Thomas, Yeah, woman.

Speaker 12 (13:26):
All right, well, I Thomas, as private citizen of the
United States of America, claim that I bought all of
those sex toys with tax exemption based on a religious preference.
And I so hereby claim that I do not owe
taxes based on my religious exemption. The mayor, we don't

(13:47):
have to talk about the mayor. He has his own
particular extracurriculars. We are partners, but that doesn't include him
in this particular matter.

Speaker 13 (13:57):
However, I do believe that.

Speaker 12 (14:02):
Every single dildo I purchase should be tax free based
on the fact that it is part of my religious experience.
And I feel like, as a free country, my religious experience.

Speaker 13 (14:20):
Shouldn't be meddled with by the government or the irs.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
That was like perfectly a minute, dude, good job, all right,
you got one minute.

Speaker 14 (14:28):
Rebuttal sean, Okay, well, all right, let's almost here, Thomas,
I just so happened to bring along.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
The book here then let's see. Okay, so here it
says master Cock the Destroyer three thousand, could you tell
me how that is used for religious practices? I had, Oh,
also thirty inflatable goats, and were those dependents as well?

(15:05):
What about this a rubber crutch? Who who even makes
a sex toy out of rubber crutch? Thomas does, and
Thomas somehow thinks that that is it's something that he can.
Oh oh, and I like this one. This one's my favorite.
A poly pocket pussy.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Watch it, watch it, watch your words. It will get fled.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
I do apologize, but it was here in the list. So, uh, Thomas,
I I and I have lists.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Thomas, you got one minute to rebuttal.

Speaker 12 (15:38):
All right, well, I'm glad you brought the book, Sean,
so if you flipped a page thirty five, you'll see that.

Speaker 13 (15:46):
That you are.

Speaker 12 (15:48):
You are here by banned from kink shaming based on
my religious preference. And if this particular religion brings me
closer to God, mine body and soul, then who are
you to decline me of my tax free purchase of
the monster cock five thousand? I mean, my goodness, these

(16:09):
are these are sacred items that I have purchased for
my church so that we all may experience the pleasure
of God's will and frankly, I am offended that you
would question otherwise.

Speaker 13 (16:28):
You can see it.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
They're on page thirty five.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
I'm looking at page forty seven, actually, sir, sir.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
All right, you guys did a wonderful job.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, you can keep you guys can keep arguing while
the poll is up, if you want.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Keep you guys can keep arguing.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
While the poll is up.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
If you want.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
In that poll, who do you think one, Sean the
plaintiff or Thomas the defendant, or do you think it's
a hung jury? Do they need to keep battling it out?
It's up to you, guys. We got forty one seconds.
That was fantastic. However, certain uh, you just have to

(17:21):
be careful with some of the words, especially on here.
Oh okay, I didn't get any like reports I have before.
Sometimes what happen is it will pop up like a
warning kind of thing. It didn't, but some of you
guys are definitely crossed, you know, on the line there.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Big brothers watching.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
We got twelve seconds left, guys.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's too funny. Well, Sean, it was five seconds ago.
The jury has ruled in favor of the defendant Thomas.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Oh snap.

Speaker 13 (17:57):
Reprobates Hey, sex out.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
You know, the funniest part about this is a Missourroy.
I'm pretty sure the whole audience is women right now,
and they all voted for Thomas on this one.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
So well, yeah, what's that being said?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Sean?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
First, everybody that's in the chat, please give them both
some love.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Please hit him with some likes.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Sean, I'm gonna drop you down, and you have the
opportunity to request back up. Okay, I understood, Thomas.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Congratulations on the win.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Man, Hey, thank you.

Speaker 12 (18:35):
You know I I just tried to give one hundred
and and I think I played pretty good.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, Samantha said, we understood the assignment with the bunch
just smiling. That's too fun. Let's get a request out there.
There's nine of us in here. That means one of
you have got to want to come up. If not Sean,
you can come back up if you want either way,

(19:09):
but we got to get somebody to request up. Janet, Oh, Thomas,
you got it in. That's gonna be a tough one
on this one.

Speaker 13 (19:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Janet is a regular on the show.

Speaker 13 (19:20):
Yes, all right, well, yep.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Janet in the house.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
How's it going.

Speaker 15 (19:31):
It's everything is on schedule.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's that's probably the most straightforward answer you could have
possibly given me. Uh, Janet, Thomas Thomas, Janet, Uh Thomas. So,
Red Riding Hood, welcome in. We have one minute on
the clock. Everybody, you know the drill. Let's get a
scenario for him. Samantha, I think you actually made a

(19:58):
suggestions on the net the last round that I liked,
but we'd already started shots. It has to bamboozled.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
What do you said?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
So Samantha made a suggestion on the last round saying
that the nurse gave the patient an enema instead of
a correct medication. That's good. Oh, hi, Janet.

Speaker 15 (20:27):
On upside down?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I see if I was like that, I'd be sleeping,
so the show wouldn't be happening. Red Riding Hood issuing
the Wolf. Okay, that's possible. That would actually work out
because Janet could play Red Riding Hood.

Speaker 15 (20:46):
I was going to be the wolf, but no, I
can be Red Hood.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
But do you would you rather be the wolf? And
do you want Thomas to be the plaintiff? Well, I
don't know, Thomas. One, what do you want to do?
You want to be the plaintiff Thomas or the defendant?

Speaker 13 (20:59):
I care I can do either one.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Okay, Well, then Thomas, you're gonna play Red Riding Hood
and you're gonna see Janet the Wolf and you can
make it. You can make it as creative as you want.

Speaker 15 (21:12):
To, really good. I'm Jane's terrified wolf.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
All right, Thomas, I'm gonna put you on the main thing. Uh.
You are the jury King of Latis. That's a hilarious name.

Speaker 11 (21:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
So you guys will have a poll when this is
all done, so you guys get to actually pick who wins.
That's the way the show goes. So Thomas was one
minute ago. Go ahead and plead your case.

Speaker 12 (21:42):
Okay, I Little Red Riding Hood am suing the wolf
based on the following accusations. I was duped into thinking
that my grandmother was safe and sound in her bed.
And shoot, man, it's tough. I just started talking.

Speaker 13 (22:03):
I don't know where I'm going with it.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Uh maybe maybe.

Speaker 13 (22:09):
You know when he started setting where it's going.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 6 (22:14):
Screw that?

Speaker 13 (22:15):
You you you'd be a little Red writing Hood.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
You already made the decision, man, But you have to
be suing wolf for something, sue for emotional damage for
eating your grandma. How about that. That's boring, you know. Okay,
I get something. See well that's just a suggestion I've
already gotten. All right, Thomas, you gotta try this again.

(22:45):
But you are red writing hood.

Speaker 12 (22:48):
Okay, okay, I little red writing hood is suing the wolf.
Uh for imposter syndrome.

Speaker 15 (22:57):
I can't out here.

Speaker 12 (23:02):
Suing you because I thought I was coming to my
grandmother's house. It turns out you actually ate her. Uh,
and I want her back.

Speaker 15 (23:11):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (23:12):
So I I believe that the wolf should be gutted.
Mother remains back.

Speaker 13 (23:18):
There's a ring. The wolf should be gutted. Mother remains back.
There's a ring.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
And uh and.

Speaker 12 (23:32):
I believe I am am owed retribution for the atrocities
that have taken place inside my own grandmother's home.

Speaker 13 (23:42):
So uh tell me why you.

Speaker 12 (23:44):
Don't believe I could gut you like a fish and
get my grandma back.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
On live TV. That's actually that's on TV, all right, Jenny, Yeah,
one minute starting now, it's my nature. It's your turn.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Yeah, you can hear me.

Speaker 15 (24:16):
Oh yeah, can you hear me?

Speaker 10 (24:19):
Now?

Speaker 15 (24:22):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 16 (24:23):
I can hear you, Wade, No, No, I'm not delayed, Thomas.
You hear her, right, if you can hear me.

Speaker 17 (24:34):
No, look, listen, it's my nature to eat beat. I'm
a carnivore, nature to eat beat. I'm a carnivore. Well,
she happened to be there. I couldn't help myself. I
was hungry and I couldn't help it. It was your grandmother.

(24:58):
It's your thing to get over.

Speaker 15 (25:01):
You're a human being. I'm an animal. I can't help myself.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
So there you go.

Speaker 15 (25:08):
Plus, you can't sue an animal.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
You had twenty five seconds. You got anything else?

Speaker 11 (25:19):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (25:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm real sorry about your grandma.

Speaker 10 (25:25):
I'll tell you what you can do.

Speaker 17 (25:27):
I know some nice Native Americans. They've been trying to
get my hide forever.

Speaker 10 (25:36):
What you can do is you can.

Speaker 17 (25:38):
Go to their camp and they will help you spiritually
connect with your grandmother.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
All right, Thomas, you get a one minute rebuttal starting now.

Speaker 12 (25:53):
All right, So I'm glad you brought that up. I
will go hit up my Native American friends. And they
have been after your hide, haven't they. So Uh, I
think I'll just have them help me skin you and
you'll feel every second of it. And where I come from. Uh,

(26:15):
those dogs be making fuss on my land we take
them out, it will last very long around here. Uh so,
uh your call. Either you can do it yourself, uh
Samurai style, or we're coming after you and I'm bringing
my my my native homies with me.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh all right, jem Yeah, women a rebuttal starting now.

Speaker 17 (26:48):
This is not this is not going well. I think
I liked it better when you were six. Oh okay,
here's how it's gonna go down. You know the dogs
in your neighborhood. Yeah, well all of them know me

(27:13):
and my cousins, and you will not be safe anywhere
in your neighborhood from now on. And they may know
some cats too, But anyway, all the dogs are gonna
be after you, now, all the dogs.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Okay. I gotta admit that wasn't so much of a
court case as it was you guys just attacking each other.
I'm still throw that out there, however, not my decision
to decide who wins.

Speaker 15 (27:47):
On an animal. What can I say?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
We're gonna get to pull up, all right, the pulls
up in the top corner. Everybody click it. You got
fifty five seconds. Do you think Janet the defendant m
did a better. I found that the defend did it better.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
I found the nose that.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Goes with it too. It's great. I Brian, welcome in,
by the way, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
For hanging out.

Speaker 15 (28:35):
I have so many props.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I have, like a Scooby Doo outfit, but that wouldn't
really play very well under this.

Speaker 15 (28:45):
I have so many props.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I have, like a Scooby Doo outfit, but that wouldn't
really play very well onto this, everybody, let's get those
boats in.

Speaker 13 (28:56):
Starting to get rolled down.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
You got three boats there, that was and it was
your Thomas was getting three votes that we need at
least one more vote.

Speaker 15 (29:08):
Neighborhood are gonna be.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Thomas. The jury has ruled in favor of the defendant,
Janet oh Snapper.

Speaker 13 (29:20):
All right, Ctivity, you.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Got that, Thomas.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I going to drop you down. You're welcome to come
back up though.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, you props. Thank you the props, that's for sure.

Speaker 17 (29:42):
The academy, and and thank you everyone.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yes, that's good, that's fun.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
All right.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
We need somebody to request up who wants to come
up and defend themselves against the winter.

Speaker 10 (29:54):
Janet, I have unlimited props.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Got Janet.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I love the props thing.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
That's funny. That's funny. Come on, everybody, we just need
somebody's request out. There's six of us in here. Somebody's
gotta want to go up against Janet? Janet, are you
tired or are you just kind of relaxing?

Speaker 17 (30:25):
I tried a new angle because I hated the way
I looked right side up, so I decided to go
upside I tried a new angle because I hated the
way I looked right side up, So I decided to
go upside down.

Speaker 10 (30:42):
Face.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
That makes sense?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, I have to sit up and be uncomfortable, or
else I get tired.

Speaker 17 (30:54):
I thought my face upside down would look better. It
would take years off of me.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
All right, let's be somebody up here.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
We need to defend it.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
We offend, We is offended.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Sean, you want to come back up? Maybe Thomas. Who's
gonna be? Who's it gonna be? We got seven wonderful
people in here. I'm gonna you know, let's try somebody new.
Let's see if she'll come up.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Dreamer, you want to come up? Would you like another try?

Speaker 11 (31:43):
Uh? Huh?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Would you like another try?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I'm gonna send you an invite, Budy, I just sent
you an invite, mm hm. There he is Dreamer Center
connections bad. It's understandable. Sean, welcome back, buddy, she says.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
She does, goes onto the beach. What all right?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
We got one minute on the clock. There's five wonderful
people in here that can make a decision. What scenario
is Janet gonna sue Sean for Tony? Welcome in? I
got a list of stuff. If you guys don't come anything,
but I want to. He's buffering. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Plaintiff wants to kick ghost out of new home.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Uh, Samantha says, plaintiff wants to kick ghosts out of
new home. So ghost out of new home? So what
would Janet be suing the Sean for in that scenario?
I actually have something that kind of plays along the

(33:11):
lines of this. It's a bit more comical. So we
might do that. But we got seventeen seconds. I want
see if we get any other suggestions.

Speaker 15 (33:22):
Wait once, all right?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Rumbas. You know what a rumba is, right, Robots that
roll rather than on the ground.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Back.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, okay, so you bought a ruba from Sean and
you're pretty sure that it's possessed because it gives you
a weird stuff at night. So you're suing him because
he sold you a haunted Rumba. You think does that

(33:56):
make sense?

Speaker 15 (33:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (33:57):
You know?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah? All right, you got one minute starting out.

Speaker 15 (34:06):
Hi, Sean.

Speaker 17 (34:08):
You you're the representative for the Rumba company. Correct, Okay? Now,
according to everything that I've read on the instructions from Rumba,
it should not be spinning around exactly at midnight and
again at three am every night and again on Sunday night.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
Double.

Speaker 17 (34:40):
And I am pretty sure it's not supposed to be
groaning and an expelling gas out of its hearts that
smells like hell colds from hell. I don't know what

(35:00):
that smells like exactly, but it really does well like
horrible and disgusting.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
And all right, I want Janet, You're mind, it's up,
it's it's start.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
He gets one minute.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Well, okay, first of all, obviously, yes, I am a
representative of the Dirt Devil Rumba company, and you know,
Hail Satan, And I'm just absolutely confounded by this lawsuit
in the first place, Janet, because I have a contract

(35:37):
here that you signed in blood. Okay, So, first of all,
if I go to page forty eight, I have to
avoid thirty seven, because that was the deal that we
struck with a gentleman named Thomas. That you requested the
sulfur package, not your sulfur package, but you also asked
for the spinning around in circles and vomiting peace soup

(36:02):
all over the carpets.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
That's happening.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Yes, I found in circles and vomiting peace soup all
over the carpets.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
That's happening.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
I think that you have listed in this lawsuit you
actually signed up for in Blood. It was I was
there when actually signed up for in Blood. It was
I was there when weave it on video.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I get it. You got a woman in a buttle.

Speaker 17 (36:39):
Oh as you can say, I am quite the plumb.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
This is news to me.

Speaker 17 (36:51):
I was obviously under some spell when all of this
was going on. If only I had a cross on
at the time I was wearing. Well, never mind, in
all fair you know when I went into the office

(37:17):
that I was given that Coca cola and I asked
for the diet. I must have been given the extra
diet version with the magic potion in the office, because
I don't remember any of that or signing any of that.

(37:37):
In Blood especially so anyway.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You just rambled the whole bay in it.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
I find this to be very strange. Okay, the fact
that you were wearing the pentagram neglige was standing, which
we all thought you was very strange in a professional environment.
First of all, First of all, the office that you're

(38:10):
speaking of, and in this, you know, I hope that
jury understands that you cannot trust the thing coming out
of this woman's mouth. We don't serve coke in hell,
we only serve tab. Okay, we only have tab, all right,
and diet tab at that everybody wondered where tab went, Well,
it went to hell and our venning machines. Second of all, Janet,

(38:34):
you skipped out of the office with our unholy room
but tucked up under your arm, and we're throwing up
the devil horns as as you walked outside. So again,
I'm happy to provide the video evidence for this.

Speaker 15 (38:55):
That was.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Him at the.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I thought that was going to go, but that works.

Speaker 15 (39:03):
I know, I know where this is going.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Do you do you think you know who's gonna win this?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
We have the full up in the corner, everybody, Yeah,
fifty five seconds, there's eight of you in here, fixt vote.

Speaker 18 (39:19):
Do what came raight for hell, just for me, those
votes and everybody with prey came with props.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Janet was a plaintiff, Sean was a defendant. Who do
you think won the case? Click that full rap in
the corner. Who do you think got that? Guys?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I got my Uh? I didn't.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
I didn't uh?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Whichha.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
I came with your contract and that's what I came props.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
We got twelve seconds and it was only two in here.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
That means four more people can vote. Click that pull
up in the corner. Let's get those votes in everybody.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. There they are there,
they are all right. The jury has ruled with a
three to one vote in favor of the defendant. Sean.

Speaker 15 (40:19):
It was nice seeing you all.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Thank you for It's always a pleasure of having you
on the show. And I'm going to see you around anyways.
We talk every day.

Speaker 15 (40:31):
Somehow, somehow that happens you.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Janet, I will talk to you a little bit. Thanks Sean. Congratulations.
You're right, Samith and they definitely played very well off
of each other. That was good. I have to say
that was a really good one. All Right, we need
somebody to come up as a defendant. Oh dreamer wants
to come up again too.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
All right, let's do that too, right, welcome back to this. Yes,
she can do this.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Then can I be a plantiff?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Because I want to sue him for harassment at the
coffee shop.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Provided and ever since then my life has been absolute heck,
you know what I mean. So I want to be
a plentiffe.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Sean won, so I'll let him make the decision.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
If you can be the plaintiff, I'm fine with it.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Let's do this now. With that being said, we're not
going to do the same case though. You can sue him,
but it'll be a different cakes. Okay, all right, we
one minute on the clock. Everybody, there's eight of you
in here. Let's get some scenarios. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
What do you think so far? Sean is your first
time on here.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
It's pretty fun. I enjoy it. I enjoy the people.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
Well, it's funny because I've got an improv show on Friday,
so I dig this. This kind of yesday and format,
it's pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
It's it's easy, and all I gotta do is show
up and then just mess with the cameras.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I've got it. You've got a good crew folks here.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Oh yeah, there's there's actually, like everybody in here is
mostly regulars except for maybe one or two people. Nor text.
How's it going. We have twenty seconds on the clock, everybody.
Let's get a scenario in here. I actually got a
pretty good one though, Okay, so we have ten seconds.
If I get no suggestions, I'm just gonna roll with mine.

(42:40):
They played so well. Yeah, sorry, read that sometimes in
the live or filtered. Hey, guys, you gotta watch your comments, okay,
because they do get filtered. And that's all I hear
is that it was filtered. I don't even get to
read it. All right, So minutes up, Dreamer, you are
suing Sean because as nor Tech six first time, thank you,

(43:01):
appreciate you for hanging out. You are suing Sean because
you went to a yoga class and it turned out
to be a very high intensity workout session.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Oh okay, and he was.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
The workout instructor.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Okay, all right, oh god, okay, all right.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
So I went to this yoga session and it was
obviously stated in the brochure that this yoga session was
for the very very beginners. It says everybody is welcome.
And you know, I am in my age already, I'm
over fifty, and so I really wanted to find a

(43:54):
yoga session that was would be really really easy for
me for my body. And when I came in, well,
first of all, I did not realize it was a
hot yoga, which you know, the thermostat was turned on
to probably.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Eighty five degrees in the room.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
So immediately you know, the hard populations and everything, and
then the poses that he was suggesting for us to do.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
I mean, who in their right mind would be able
to stretch their foot behind their ear?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
This is?

Speaker 6 (44:31):
This is That was such a misrepresentation. So I am
suing for.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
All of it, all right, Okay, Shaun, Yet one minute
to defend yourself.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
First of all, bro, all right, bro, when you signed
up for the class, you know, it was made very clear,
very clear, all right, that it was a high intensity yoga.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
We call it slam yoga.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
It even says it on the outside of the building,
slam yoga, right, And as soon as you walk in,
that thermostat is jacked up to one hundred and twenty
five degrees, all right, not eighty five?

Speaker 11 (45:10):
All right?

Speaker 7 (45:10):
That's chump sauce one hundred and twenty five. And how
do you think you're going to get gains like this baby?
All right, if you're going to keep complaining about the
workouts that we give you, so don't beg it's you know.
And also I wanted to be recognized that I have
a countersuit going here because as soon as she came
into class, she grabbed my hand and put it on
her chest. I did not think that was very professional

(45:33):
at all. I've heard stories about this woman in a
coffee shop, you know, but I didn't think it would
happen in the yoga class. But you know that that's
you know, that's neither here nor there. Okay, Slam Yoga,
Slam Yoga.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Dreamer, you got one minute through rebuttal.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Slam Yoga Beginner's Class, because I don't even know what
that is because all I saw on your website is
Beginner's Yoga class, easy to follow, easy.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Workouts, Everybody's welcome.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
He even had ages stated in there that even children
are welcome there, and who in their right mind would
bring a child or a grandma into the slam yoga
if I mean, he's advertising for all ages it's Uh.
I just think it's a false advertising and an emotional distress.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
And and you know it.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
And and I had a patic attack when I was there.
So yes, I think I am definitely due for a compensation.

Speaker 19 (46:51):
All right, Uh, you get one more minute, rebubtal sean
bro Bro Look here, bro dreamer, you're dreaming if you're
thinking at money out of me on this one, because
I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
You know what you you know what, you are entitled
to nothing, all right. The sweat equity is what's gonna
give you gains. And when you come into slam yoga classes,
that's what.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
You're gonna get.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
You're gonna get gains, but it's not gonna gain you
anything but trying to take the fee that you paid
for the class, all right. And it's a it's a
very simple nominal fee of forty three, two hundred and
eighty nine dollars per session.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
All right.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
I don't even know why you're complaining that's cheap. That's
not even that's half the cost of a carton of
eggs right now. Okay, So I think you should dial
it back a little bit on the lawsuit and dial
it up on some slam yoga, and you know what,
you don't even talk about the kids that are in
slam yoga. Did you see they're yoked out? Those kids

(47:50):
have got traps and they've got delts, and they got
some biceps, all right, because they committed to the class.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
All right, they committed.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Princess said, you know what your title to slam dunk
yoga half off? Look at that. That's funny. That's good. Well,
at least you're throwing a free session of Starby's.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
All right, everybody, you're the jury.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Poll is up in the corner right above the host
name right there. Click. There's ten of you in here.
That means eight votes. Let's get eight votes. Who do
you think won this case? The Dreamer of the plaintiff
or Sean the defendant. I think they both did a
fantastic job, but for some reason they keep getting like
I did this weird like touch grab thing.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
And I'm the victim.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
We got four votes, and that means four more people
can vote. Just click on that pole in the top corner. Everybody,
let's get votes in Plaintiff is Dreamer? Defendant is Sean
See is hung jury? If you guys think that they
get another minute. I appreciate everybody who with their votes
into thank you so.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Much throwing a free session.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Right now, there's four votes in with a fifty to
fifty split.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Is that how it's going.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
How's we're gonna go with hung jury on this one?
I'm fine with that. They'd get one more minute.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
That's what it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
The jury is a split, So I'm gonna give you
each one more minute to plead your case. Go ahead, Dreamer.

Speaker 8 (49:27):
Okay, Well, you know the fact that I actually had
to call nine to one one.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Coming into your yoga studio in order.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
To make sure that I am health wise, Okay, after
the session.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Should tell you something. So I definitely should be at
least entitled to the compensation for that.

Speaker 8 (49:50):
Because while being a new building and misadvertising of the
yoga session and me having a panic attack, then good
it wasn't a heart attack because I really thought it was,
and you know, it ended up to be a panic attack.
But I still think that I am doing some kind

(50:12):
of condensation.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Okay, Sean, you got one minute to start now.

Speaker 11 (50:20):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Look here, bro seriously, bro Okay, first of all, like it,
by all you know, appearances, you seem to be into
the class, you know, because what you're calling a panic
attack looked a lot like our downward lebron Okay, when
you were flopping around on the floor and everybody in

(50:44):
class was praising you for how well you were flopping
all over the floor doing that. That this whole panic
attack thing is is news to me. I think it's
you know, you're just trying to shine on the jury
a little bit. But you know, I I hear. Here's
what I'm willing to do at first, the suggestion of
some of the folks in the jury. I will offer

(51:06):
you half of a class off in a a Starby's cupon.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
I'm ready to set.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
All right, all right, poll's going back up. We got
people requested to come up to play. So let's get
a vote where one of these two actually win the case.
You guys got fifty five seconds. There's seven of you
in here. They can vote. Click on that poll right,
they're by my finger and get your votes. In Dreamers
of Plaintiff, Shaan's a defendant. My opinion, I think they

(51:38):
both did a fantastic job. So I'm curious to see
what you guys think. Let's get those votes in. Everybody
three votes in with thirty five seconds ago. Everybody, let's go,
let's get some more in there. What do we think?
Ah see, I'm not liking this. I'm not liking this.
Fifty to fifty split, guys. We got twenty five seconds
left on the clock. On the pole. We got nine

(52:01):
of you in here. The three of you have the
opportunity to vote. Click that poll, make a decision, help out,
be part of the show.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
If I may be so bold, if if there's a tiebreaker,
I know who else throw the vote for.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Well, as of right now, there is no tiebreaker. We
have six out of nine people that have voted. With
one second on the clock, the jury has ruled in
favor of the plaintiff. Dreamer.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Thank god, because my character was a jerk.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
You were.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
You were total stereotypical, like Jim instructing whatever you want
to call her. Hilarious, It was good win, Sean, We're
going to drop you down. We got people that want
to come up. All right. Congratulations Dreamer, thank you.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
I had a good laugh. Seriously, did like this is priceless.
What you're doing is good, you know, like taking us
out of our own little reality. This is good.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Thank you so much. It's so fun to hear you
guys say that. Thank you, Don Neto? Man, how are
we doing good?

Speaker 20 (53:15):
I'm doing good, man.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
I'm doing a fantastic I'm actually really excited to see
you in here.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Dreamer has one?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
What is this the first one for you?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Through your second one? Oh Dreams won a couple?

Speaker 21 (53:34):
Yeah, No, I want I won last time, I won
three times.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
This is the first time.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yes, this round?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Okay, all right, we got one minute on the clock.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Everybody, we need.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
A scenario for Dreamer to sue Netto. That's my boy,
don Do you hear that? You got people in the
crowd already rooting for you. What's up, gallow Thanks for
hanging out with us today.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
What props does Netto have?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Net has filters, tons and tons of filters and paint
brushes and canvases. We got twenty five seconds, everybody, Let's
get a scenario in the suggestions down here in the comments.
Everybody suing him for pre chewing all the food in

(54:21):
her house. That's funny.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I don't know if I want to do that. It's
a little off the wall. That's funny.

Speaker 20 (54:32):
What about sanse It? That's a delivered broken toys.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
So Dreamer is suing.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Santa's helper netto here because the day after Christmas, she
knows all the food in her pantry had been partially eaten.
I like it. I think we could do that. We
can make that work. So Dreamer, you got to stay.
You have one minute to plead your case.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (55:03):
So okay, am I sing Santa a sentence?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Helper, you're you're you're suing Santa, but your netto is
the representative for Santa right now.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Okay, all right, So.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Judge, I don't know what to tell you because all
I know is the day after Christmas, my kids and
I and I have four kids, so we were so
excited to.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Come back home.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
And yes, we did put out the cookie tray with
the milk and everything right like we were supposed to,
right by the fireplace.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
And I could definitely see that he came down the chimney.
I mean, the amount of dirt that was right there
by the chimney was evident.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
And then the footsteps led right into the kitchen and
half of the food was gone. There's the evidence, and
I have the videos of all of it. Of course
I couldn't see the scanda itself, you know, because he
is a spirit.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
But the footprints that is enough evidence. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
No, no, you have Oneman on the clock starting now.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
What could he marry?

Speaker 15 (56:19):
But I just I've got something to shade.

Speaker 20 (56:22):
There's a reason for for for the disappearing of food.

Speaker 22 (56:26):
See Santa promised us four cookies a week for making toys,
and he that fat guy hasn't paid us.

Speaker 20 (56:34):
It's been four months, no cookies, no nook. What do
you want me to do?

Speaker 22 (56:40):
He takes me to work, He works me all day.
He brings me down the gay because he don't even
go down the genie.

Speaker 20 (56:45):
It's me, the little guy. I have to go down
the chimney.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
So guess what.

Speaker 20 (56:49):
I took his freaking cookies and I took your food.
To blame the fat guy.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
You got twenty seconds.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
Sure, please have mercy on me. Are you get no toys?
You get nobodies? You get no racing cars, you get
no punching gloves, you can no pony, you get nothing.

Speaker 20 (57:08):
It's not to you.

Speaker 22 (57:09):
If I go to jail, if I have to go,
then then the whole interest.

Speaker 11 (57:13):
Them all right?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
You got a one minut re buttle dreamer, Well.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
This is exactly why I'm suing Santi himself, and it
looks to me that you are in dispute with your
boss as well.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
So let's join the forces.

Speaker 8 (57:30):
Let's collaborate in a joint lawsuit where we come in.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
Maybe for you guys, we can come up with the union.
You know.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
I mean that is no good that he's not paying
it well and that.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
You have to go and steal.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
I mean that is like that is you know, you
need to have workers comp insurance?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
Do you have that?

Speaker 8 (57:51):
I mean, seriously, let's join forces and sue the proper party.
So I don't understand why you're here representing him when
you want to.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Do inforces with me.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Now you got one more mant?

Speaker 20 (58:08):
What good evening man? After hearing your case today?

Speaker 9 (58:12):
Well, you know I represent Sonta in the North Pole,
you know, you know and the little old guy right
here with the prepoint, Yeah, I represent him, Yes, and
I would have liked to agree with you when I
would like to join.

Speaker 22 (58:24):
And I'm gonna actually drop this guy. I don't agree
with him what he's doing. So, because this is not
the first complaint, we have a freaking strike going on
right now, and we would like to actually collaborate with
you if you're gonna some kind of help us so
that we can help these little guys, you know, so that.

Speaker 20 (58:42):
You can get your toys.

Speaker 22 (58:45):
I don't know what to say because I can't defend
this fat guy when he's not paying them.

Speaker 20 (58:50):
The fat guy's not paying him, so he is cookies.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
That's my case. So let's thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Uh, that was good. I mean, you guys kind of
collaborating there at the end is a twist, for sure.
I think you both did a wonderful job. Thank you
both for doing that. We do have fifty three seconds
on the clock with eleven of you in here. That
he's nine votes people.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Let's get those votes in.

Speaker 20 (59:19):
I couldn't find Santa filter.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Man, Oh is there a Santa filter? I'm sure there is.

Speaker 20 (59:24):
There is, no there is.

Speaker 15 (59:25):
I haven't paired up, but I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Because votes in. Everybody three votes in. Let's keep going.
Thirty six seconds left. There's nine of you that can vote.
Eleven people in here. Guys, you are wonderful, Thank you
so much. Let's get those votes in. We got twenty
five seconds. There's only three votes in with six of
you that can still vote, so let's go.

Speaker 15 (59:51):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I don't know if they have. I haven't seen it.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
I'm sure there.

Speaker 20 (59:56):
I did one last year.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I wonder if it's just hiding down deep in the filters.
I don't know. I'm looking for it.

Speaker 15 (01:00:04):
I can't find it, all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Right, everybody, the jury has ruled in favor of the plaintiff. Yeah,
oh my god, okay, I mean the end of the day,
Santa's workers eight her food man. That would have been
a good one. That would have been a good one.

(01:00:32):
All right, So here's what's up now. First off, thank
you for popping on and please we're probably gonna be
on another like thirty minutes or so, Soques, good, good,
Thank you so much. All Right, who wants to come
up next? Dreamer has won two in a row. Who's
gonna break the break the chain? Here? Click that guests

(01:00:52):
request button right down there, guys. C. T. Peacock, I
don't know who you are. Welcome in as Gallo, Welcome, Welcome,
buddy of Neddo's appreciate all of you. Dreamer. I gotta say,
I don't know that I would have voted every time

(01:01:13):
for you, but you've been doing a heck of a
job tonight. Let's get somebody up here. Somebody step up
and dee throwing the queen. Oh that's good. That is good.
Who's gonna be so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Mackey? Bourbon? You've been hanging out? You want to come up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I see you just hanging out in the background, Princess,
you want to come up?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
If not, we can always have uh Janet or Sean
come back up?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Boo boo Kitty, What the heck?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
That's an interesting name. I ain't even gonna say it.
That's good. Come on, everybody, Let's get somebody up in
the panel. We need somebody to do a better job
defending themselves against a champion here. Hash puppy welcome in.

(01:02:10):
That's from Jay and Silent Bob. I haven't seen Jay
and Silent Bob in a very long time, my friend.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Don Et.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Oh, thank you for the share. All right, we got
a newcomer today. Hash puppy, hash puppy welcome and how
you doing?

Speaker 11 (01:02:29):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Hello? Have you been on this show before?

Speaker 11 (01:02:35):
I haven't. This is new to me.

Speaker 10 (01:02:37):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
So this is courtroom chaos. You get to be the defendant,
and Dreamer is gonna sue you. Now, we don't know
what she's suing you for yet, because the audience gets
one minute to pick it, and then you each will
get one minute to plead your case a one minute rebuttal,
and then I put a pull up here in the
corner and the audience gets to pick who won.

Speaker 11 (01:02:58):
All right, let's go all right, so we.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Got one minute on the clock. There's twelve of you
in here. Let's get some scenarios in the chat. What
is Dreamer going to sue? Hash pup before? Thanks for
liking the live everybody, than for sharing the live. You
guys are all wonderful people, and Hash I've seen you,
I think on Jaws Live before. Maybe yeah, I've I've yeah,

(01:03:21):
I've seen you a bit. Welcome in appreciate you hanging out.
We got forty seconds on the clock. We need some suggestions.
If not, I do have my own list here, but
I'd like to get your guys' scenarios because they gets
you guys more involved. So twenty five seconds, everybody, there's

(01:03:42):
twelve of you in here. One do you have to
have a good scenario? Half free puppy sold half what no, No,
I only understood half of what you just said, I
don't even know that I understood half of that emotional
distress from breaking in and moving her furniture every night.
That's funny. So so he just breaks into her house

(01:04:03):
and rearranges and that's it. He doesn't actually steal anything.
That'd be funny. I think we could do that. What
do you think, Dreamer?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
I love it, Dreamer.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
You have one minute you are suing hash puppy for
breaking in and rearranging your house.

Speaker 23 (01:04:24):
Okay, so Judge, I have to come with this case
because he's my expert boyfriend and he used to really
gaslight me every day before, would tell me that I'm crazy.
I would ask him a question, he would say, I'm
out of my mind. So now I actually installed.

Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
A camera after I kid came out, and he literally
does come in every night while I'm sleeping. Of course,
he knows my schedule, right, so when I go into
my irm sleep, I cannot wake up, so he knows
what time to come in, no choice, no chance of
me waking up, rearranges my furniture and leaves and in

(01:05:08):
the morning I wake up and I don't know where
I am.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
I'm like, what the heck is happening?

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Is my moved again?

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
Am I in a different dimension again? I mean, you know,
like and he kept on saying that I just like,
I am schizophrenic because I feel like I'm losing my mind.
And now I caught him in act.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
All right, all right, you got your side in Hash.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
You got one minute to defend your case.

Speaker 11 (01:05:34):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (01:05:34):
So the first time I saw this crazy lady was
in Whole Feuds Market. She was screaming something about Ostrich eggs.
I've never seen this woman before, and then she just
started following me around. I called the police a put
a restraining order in place so she can't be anywhere

(01:05:55):
near my house, and then I got this court summers.
So this is just I don't know, she's just crazy.
I've never been in a relationship with her. I actually
live in London, so it's actually impossible. So yeah, so
she's just absolutely insane. I don't know why I've been

(01:06:18):
smone to court. I'd like to take additional steps to
protect myself from this crazy person, and I hope none
of this insanity is enabled.

Speaker 11 (01:06:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Okay, that's good, that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Hash.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
A dreamer you have oneman or a buttle start.

Speaker 21 (01:06:35):
Now, how do you explain all of the footage every
night in my camera at exactly three am of you
coming into my house.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
And rearranging my furniture, and Judge, I would like to
presame this evidence for the court so everybody can actually
see what I'm talking about, and.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
It's I can't make it up. I just can't make
it up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
You got anything else.

Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
And the fact that he says he's in London, but
yet he saw me in a fresh market place.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
I mean that is immediately telling you that he is
lying because obviously he saw me, but he's saying he's
in different continent.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
He's contradicting himself.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
So you know, like I can immediately put him on
a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
All right, hash you got one more minute starting.

Speaker 24 (01:07:32):
Now, Okay, So just to be clear and clear up
the brain fall, I travel a lot. I'm currently in London.
I was in Brazil for three months at one point.
I've been to America previously. I've I've just had somebody
follow me to my Airbnb, called the police put a
restraining order, and now I'm in London. I've been in

(01:07:54):
London for the last four months. What I'm explaining as
well is the grainy footage of a black person or
someone in an olody or some other random description shouldn't
just be considered evidence. That's why three percent or less
than three percent of convictions are based on CCTV footage.

(01:08:16):
It's just she's just got an image of somebody moving
furniture at best.

Speaker 11 (01:08:21):
I don't know. Crazy people know crazy people.

Speaker 24 (01:08:24):
Is likely tend to hang out, and she's got community
community of crazy people around her apparently.

Speaker 11 (01:08:31):
But that's not me. I'm in London. This is crazy.
Leave me alone.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
That was good. That's good, all right? Pull us up,
everybody right about my name? You guys know the drill.
There's eleven people in here that can vote. Click that poll.
Who do you think one defend.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Or dreamer?

Speaker 20 (01:08:56):
What was that against myself?

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Hash had a good Hash had a great defense. I
gotta say he brought it?

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
Is that last one? He brought it? Like? That was
so good, Like I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
You guys know how rare it is. It's so rare
to get the full viewers to actually do the poll.
And so far I've got seven out of the fourteen.
That's half you guys. Let's get the other eleven or
the other three of you that can come in here
and vote. What four of you? I guess click on
that poll. You got fifteen seconds? Who do you think
won this case? And thank you seven that did vote.

(01:09:33):
I appreciate you guys. Oh well, Dreamer, your vote doesn't count.
I see you in there. You can't even voted for him.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
It's such a great argument.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
That fantastic job. All right, results are in in the
jury rolls in favor of the defendant. Hash Dreamer.

Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
Follow you before I step off, Please follow me too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
All right, Dreamer, good job. You know how it works.
You drop down. We already got somebody's requesting to come
up and go against the winner. Hash. Here, Nedo, welcome
back man. All right, Hash, you won, so I'm gonna
give you the option.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
You wanna be the plaintiff for.

Speaker 11 (01:10:24):
The defendant, I'll play defense you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Thank you guys for joining the team.

Speaker 11 (01:10:30):
Dave, this is fun. I'm rolling up again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Good good those responses lately, so it makes me feel good.
We got fifty five seconds. Everybody, let's get a scenario
for Hash. Well, hold on, you're gonna be the defense.
So don Nedo is gonna sue Hash food poisoning from
hush puppies. No, that's funny. Uh, let's get some more

(01:10:55):
scenarios in here. That's all right, Princess, that's not terrible.
But I'd like something a little bit more crazy. I mean,
we could do food poisoning with Hush Puppies. I mean,
come on, bad cowboys stuff, Nedo says, all those London cowboys.

(01:11:18):
You're right, Princess, it could get creative. We could do
that if nobody else makes any suggestions with that, I
got a pony, Yes you do, Nedo, I see it
all right, So we got one suggestion. Hold on, what's
strong to say? Suing for throwing a pickleball tournament to

(01:11:40):
cover his gambling scheme. That's funny, that could be good.
What do you guys want to do, Nedo, what do
you want to sue hash for? Do you want to
do it for food poisoning or for a gambling scheme?

Speaker 22 (01:11:56):
Well, first of all, he gave me the wrong horse.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
I ordered.

Speaker 20 (01:12:03):
I didn't order ponies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Well, okay, food poisoning.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Do you want to do the food poisoning?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Okay, you're ash puppy for giving you food poisoning in
the Hush Puppies?

Speaker 11 (01:12:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Is everybody aware of what a hush puppy is Shoot.

Speaker 11 (01:12:21):
There's a potatoes? Is a potato?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. Right now, you
got one minute, hire, I would like.

Speaker 20 (01:12:35):
To My name is Hickory Dickory Doc, and I would
like to bring this U this, this, this gentleman this,
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:12:43):
I had order some grape pupon okay, and he brought
me some grape popon.

Speaker 20 (01:12:47):
It looked like crap. It looked like he took it
out of his baby's throw it. But anyways, we got
it that. I have had diarrhea since Easters. I don't
know what's going on. I can't stop. I'm in the
bathroom all freaking day, all freaking there, all freaking day.
I'm in the restroom and and and and Mike and
Hoolio hurts. It hurts a lot. So I want to.

Speaker 25 (01:13:08):
Sue this guy for hemorrhoids and for diarrhea, and and
and my sheet and my blend.

Speaker 20 (01:13:14):
Everything is full of poopoo. Everything is full of poo poo.
He has to pay for everything. He has to pay
for everything.

Speaker 24 (01:13:23):
Yeah, one minute, starting out, okay, So so you my
business has been running for over twenty years. I've got
excellent the help reviews. There was over one hundred and
fifty customers that they nobody else got food poisoning. This
is somebody that has an illness that he needs to
go to the doctor and check out, and has nothing

(01:13:45):
to do with my restaurant or my business. I feel
sorry for him. God bless him, and I hope his
medical issue is discovered and cured. But this, you know,
by his own admission, he's been ill since Easter. He's
been ill since Easter. This is not food poisoning. This
is this is bow issues or some sort of He

(01:14:07):
needs to get tested.

Speaker 11 (01:14:09):
So yeah, thank you. He's still ill. He's still sick,
I mean sick.

Speaker 20 (01:14:16):
It cannot be you guys, you guys have to help
me here. I have cannot.

Speaker 25 (01:14:20):
I have been on this toilet for freaking odd night.
You already have to help me. You have to help me, Dona.
I have been pooping since Easters. I cannot hold down anything.
It was this ment great pupon it looked like diarrhea,
and now I have the rhea all freaking year along.

Speaker 20 (01:14:38):
It is unacceptable. I can I put my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
You got thirty seconds you want to use it or now?
Excuse me?

Speaker 25 (01:14:48):
I have to do something your honor. We have to
make this meeting through it via zoom. Oh my god,
if the stuggy it was the Great Pupon, I tell
you the Great Pupon.

Speaker 20 (01:14:59):
I rest my case.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
That's that's that's funny, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:15:04):
Yeah, again, our hearts go out to him. Here at
hash puppy Ah Corporation.

Speaker 24 (01:15:13):
We really wish his illness is discovered, and we just
want to make it clear that this has nothing to
do with our with our food or the restaurant.

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
He's just a sick man.

Speaker 24 (01:15:26):
It's it's may There is no this is not food
poisoning and he was ill probably before that he came
to our restaurant. He's still ill. This is not food
poisoning or hush puppy related. But yeah, and we're happy
to actually donate for my foundation towards his medical costs.

Speaker 11 (01:15:48):
Just to help him and just just helping, just.

Speaker 24 (01:15:52):
Helping, just just to get, you know, to the bottom
of what's actually wrong wrong with him, because we really
think it's a deeper issue.

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
But yeah, that's that's that's my case. We're not liable.

Speaker 26 (01:16:03):
We are just I don't know, he's he kind of
got you man, You want to see my button. You
want to see my it's awful of poo awful.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
I think did a fantastic job first off, and that
your little characters that you do are hilarious. But Hash,
he brought it. I'm gonna be honest, he brought it.
A vote. Let's go, guys. Pulls up. You got forty
five seconds. There's thirteen wonderful people in here.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Let's get those votes in. Who do you think one?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Uh, the plaintiff netto or the defendant Hash.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Everybody clicked that poll. There's fourteen wonderful people in here.

Speaker 22 (01:16:43):
You guys are my wife kicked me out your honor
because there's things like shipping some my home.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Look where I'm at. I got to sleep in the U.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
We got five votes in. You guys are all wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Thank you so much. We got ten. Want to get
your vote in. Click that pull right there by the
host name and get your votes in. I don't know.
The jury is going strong with the defendant here. Yeah,
the jury ruled in favor eight for the defendant.

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Hey, Hash, Hash Puppies is gonna donate to fix your issues,
all right, thank you? No, thank you again.

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
We just donated.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Two in a row. Hash, good job, congratulations.

Speaker 11 (01:17:43):
I'm playing to win. So listen, listen, let's just judge fatty.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
What's all about? Just have fun and if you win,
you win.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
The best part is I don't get to really make
the decision.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
You got to do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
We need somebody to go up against the champion Hash
over here, Dreamer, you want a few times tonight? You
should come back up and go against Ash again? Or
you know what, how about Sean? You want to give
it a shot. I see you still in here. Why
don't you come up and take your chances against Hash? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
No, Dreamer wants to come back up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
She wants another round.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Okay, I want to be.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Okay, we have two more people that want to request up.
When that happens, I will bring in attorneys. So okay,
we're gonna bring some attorneys in this round. So Sean,
welcome in, Aiden, welcome in.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
How's it going. I just got out of a very
hot got out of a very fun court case a
couple of hours ago.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Even this is gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
I hope this was like some straight.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
On the rebuttal round.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Instead of the one minute, you'll get two minutes because
you have an attorney, So you guys can kind of
swap between the two.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Hash you are going to be the attorney for Dreamer
the plaintiff, and Aiden, you are going to be the
attorney for Sean the defendants.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Okay, so did I get to defend Sean fun?

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
No, Hash, you are going to be the the attorney
for Dreamer. So she completed her case. She can bring
you up and to speak for her vice versa, whatever
you guys want to do. You guys are a team
on this one. You're both the plaintiff.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Okay, yeah, my thing is for Sean. Deny everything and
let me do all the Talking's pretty good too, all
right about. That's the general case of advice for a lawyer.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Lawyer, Are you actually a lawyer?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Like I need to know that before?

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Am I actually a lawyer? Not to hang around? Yeah,
I'm a stenographer, yes, yeah, so I can type really quick,
but I can't do much else. I'm the envy of
all typing classes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
But all right, let's get some scenarios in here. Aiden,
welcome back, Thanks for coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
No problem man. Second, I saw you were love I
jumped in here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
That's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
I mean, genuinely they like, I've been to a couple
elementary schools. They call me in they'll for like a
typing class, and kids always wonder how the fuck do
I type so quick?

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
For those of you who don't know what a snographer is,
they're the ones that are the recorders in the courtroom.
So that's what Neiden, doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
I sit around and type all day?

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
Do you process while you type?

Speaker 15 (01:20:38):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
Do you process what you're typing?

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
I get into more like what I call a zone.
I'm not sitting there thinking about what I'm typing. I'm
just typing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Okay, So you're not actually processing what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Okay, I mean there are sometimes I will end up
like processing a couple of things, and but like I
can't say anything or do much of anything. I just
got to sit there.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
But but you're still getting it in you, right, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
Like right, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
So dreamer, you're gonna be you want to see a
movie and he ordered from the concession stand and you
found a bolt in your popcorn. So you are assuming
the movie theater, Sean, because what was that?

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Why did you give me this hard one? Here? That's
the case that that's the case you can't fucking win.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
You know what. The jury gets to make the decision
of this show. So if you have a good enough.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
You don't know, let me let the gears turn a
little bit while we do this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Okay, Well, dreamer gets to come up first.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Yeah, do you want.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
To go first as my lawyer to represent my case?

Speaker 11 (01:21:57):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Are you out? One minute? Starting now?

Speaker 11 (01:22:03):
I thought we'd get two minutes so the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Second round, rebuttal, you get the two minutes the first.

Speaker 24 (01:22:10):
And so so first if we I did some research.
This is not the only case and the only time
this has happened. Seventeen times people have have ingested pieces
of metal. There's been three deaths. We need this ruling.

(01:22:32):
We need this ruling just to protect the public against
the malpractices of this corporation. There's some serious health and
safety violations and failings, and this will go a long
way to establish that this is not okay. This was
a close call. Thankfully, my my client is alive. However,

(01:22:57):
who knows how could how it could have gone? She
discovered it. You know, there's a gentleman who wasn't so lucky.
About three and a half years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
A passion You guys, you guys will get a two
minute rebuttal But Sean, you got the stage for one minute.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
Okay, of course she discovered it, all right. Now, Uh,
let me put say this very clearly. Just because Dreamer,
you bring in some fancy British lawyer into the courtroom
to dazzle all of the people doesn't make your case
any stronger. Second of all. Second of all, the name

(01:23:41):
of our movie theater is Pika Theaters or Pika Theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Of course there's bolts in the food. There's also pieces
of glass and hair and other things. It's in the
name of the theater. But you know what I know?

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Who can can your honor? Can I find my client
back down of the chairs for a second.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
No, I'm tired of being silenced over this. But no,
you go ahead because I'm paying you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Yeah. So, my client when he says that he's not
referring to actual objects, he's referring to edible versions of
set objects. As for the bolt in the popcorn. If
he says this has happened seventeen times, do we know
whether or not that this.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Is the minute was he is? You will get it too,
minute of rebuff.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
You'll get to two minut rebuffal guys, but dreamer, you
have two minutes starting now.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 24 (01:24:37):
Yeah, yes, sir, So can I just speak for my
client just so my client can't speak at the moment
because the way where she actually discovered the bolt was
by biting into it. So she's currently has has had
to have some work on her teeth and her jaw,

(01:24:59):
and it's kind of able to speak now. Like I said,
this is an establishment that you've heard that is highly dangerous.
The public need to be protected. We need this judgment
and the ruling, and it should be hefty. I'm seeking
a quarter of a million in damages just to send
a message home and actually force them to invest in

(01:25:22):
actually making sure there's no boats, glass or hair in
their food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't appreciate my my
heritage being brought up. I think it is quite quite
offensive and and i'd like I'd like that to be noted.

(01:25:47):
I'm very offended that my ethnicity and heritage is being
brought up.

Speaker 11 (01:25:51):
But it's quite it's quite quite offensive.

Speaker 24 (01:25:54):
I thought it was past that in this day and agent,
and the War of Independence was a long time ago.

Speaker 11 (01:26:01):
I think we should just let go.

Speaker 8 (01:26:04):
Anything I'm just saying, you know, I mean all the
dental work that I had to be that had to
be done after biting into the popcorn, and thank goodness
I found.

Speaker 11 (01:26:21):
The boat dream dream. I know it's very difficult for
you to speak right now.

Speaker 24 (01:26:27):
I just must be excruciated, really painful, and I appreciate
how much you're you're working through the pain to be
able to speak right now. Yeah, just see the pain
on the face.

Speaker 10 (01:26:39):
Just okay.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
So I would like to go because I like, I'm
paying you, sir, I'm paying you, sir, I must speak.
First of all, I called you fancy. I didn't say
you were a filthy British lawyer. I said you were fancy,
all right, So there's nothing to be fitted over. And
second of all, Pika Pika Theaters. It's in the name,

(01:27:02):
doesn't any It's in the name, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Go ahead, your honor. My client would like to submit
a plea of insanity. He is clearly not in his
right mind and he needs to seek media mental therapy.
As for the bolt of popcorn, that appears to be
a flaw in the machines themselves to keep having a

(01:27:26):
bolt come loose, appears to be a flaw or a
machining error in the machine itself.

Speaker 11 (01:27:37):
Yeah, yeah, we rest our case is.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
I think that the client here is within their right
to sue, but their cult of the machines, not my
not my client. My client is nothing, has done nothing
other than be a little deftly unstable. For that, I
do recommend we sent him to an institute.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Shohn your attorneys against you here.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Well, I mean, first of all, give him off the hook.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
Here we add the bolt to the popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
It's like cracker Jack.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Okay, God, you shut up, man, honestly, just shut it.
It's listen, your honor. I would like to just can
can I have my client semit for a full mental
evaluation before we continue this.

Speaker 8 (01:28:41):
That's a little bit too late for this case, but
you can deal late, all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Right, three seconds left, we're gonna call it. Guys. I
think that was funny as heck aiden you kind of
going after your your own representative. There is funny or.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Just fucking it at that point. I this is one
of those situations you just hear the click of this
if I'm a smell of sagarettes. Five minutes later, we've.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Got fifty five seconds on the clock. There's twelve of
you in here, that's ten votes. Let's get him in. Everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
I'm trying, man, he's tressed me the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Well, Shawn's a stand up comedian, so he plays into
this stuff all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
I can tell this is fucking hilarious. If she was
actually in corrib, I don't think I think his lawyer
would hang him first.

Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
Seriously, thank you so much. You've made my night.

Speaker 11 (01:29:34):
Like kids I have, I am playing to win. I
don't know if.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
I'm trying to make this fucking I'm you're Let's just
get a psychologist and hear from my client person decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Get those votes in.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
Let's get those votes in.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Everybody got seconds.

Speaker 11 (01:29:55):
I want to quarter a million for my client. I'll just.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Well, either way, I still get paid.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
So well, I'm gonna be honest here.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
The pull is split thirty three percent across the board.
So we're gonna do another do a hung jury, which
means you guys each get one more minute.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
All right, A little note for my client. Shut the
fuck up, let me speak, Maybe I can out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
All right, So who's coming up? Dreamer or hash? Which
one are you coming up?

Speaker 11 (01:30:27):
I'll jump up, I'll jump up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Okay, yeah, one minute, starting now, all right, just by.

Speaker 24 (01:30:33):
That on admission you've heard blaming the machine. Maintenance of
the machine is the responsibility of the company to make
sure that the machine's okay and the bolts are not loose.
The idea that somehow it's it's to do with a
manufacturer because you don't maintain the machines that you bought
is absolutely ridiculous. This is a health hazard. This ruling

(01:30:56):
needs to happen. A lesson needs to be taught. Otherwise
the public is at at risk. We need just we've
heard from them, just a clear admission of guilt across
the board. I don't know why there would be a
hung jewelry. People need to be more just and less entertained.

(01:31:18):
This is not about entertainment. That's about justice. I want
you to look and see yourselves and ask yourself, who
are you? Just just yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Let me make them up, let me come up. I
got one for this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
One minute.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
So, as Dreamers attorney has stated, he says that the
machines weren't maintained. I have submitted into this court for
evidence the maintenance logs for said machines. They are maintained
every day, at the start and end of every shift.
I have submitted those logs in evidence. It shows the
machine is properly maintained. For that both who have come

(01:31:57):
out would have to be some sort of manufacturing error
on the company's part, not my client's partner.

Speaker 27 (01:32:06):
For your honor, give me the duct tape. Please, give
me the duct tape. Please, I could shut him up
a fucking just give me like a socket, some duct

(01:32:26):
tape or something. My client is mentally unstable, said you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Want to speak, You got ten seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
Thank you, your honor. I was trying to say that
my company maintenances those machines, and we do it every
third quarter, so there's nothing wrong with them.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
And Hash I have to argue, this is all about
the entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
This has turned into the circus.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
All right, fifteen people in here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
That means that said, let's.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Every night, my client likes to.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
Enter a plea of insanity. Okay, let's just I mean,
you can see he's wearing his underwear in his head.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
He's not mention the defendant and Dreamer Hush or Hash
are the plaintiff.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
I mean, your honor, As you can see my client's
wearing his underwear in his head and has two pencils
stuffed up his nose. He's not mentally stable. He's not
to testify.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
We got twenty seven seconds to go, everybody, let's get
those votes in. We got three votes in the house,
let's go. That means there's still like ten of you
that can vote.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
My friends call me eccentric.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
My point exactly, my rest, my case, your honor.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
All you gotta do is click a B or see
everybody they got ten seconds on the clock, got three votes.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Yeah, you should like if you're anybody cool, you know
you should like click B.

Speaker 24 (01:33:50):
But you know, if you if you want to be
a good person and you want to go to heaven,
let it be.

Speaker 11 (01:34:02):
Just for you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
So hey, let it be known to the jury. I
will be suing the manufacturing company of those machines. If
you this case.

Speaker 11 (01:34:13):
That's that's separate. That's separate.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
First off, congratulations Dreamer and Hash.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
The jury ruled in favor.

Speaker 11 (01:34:20):
Of y.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Can I can.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
I have myself committed to it in with him.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
What you can do, Aiden is I'm going to drop
you off and you get a request back up. That's
what you can't do.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
I'm gonna go have a cigarette after that. That fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
You guys, Thank you so much for hanging in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
You guys definitely put up a tough one, but I
think they kind of had you on that, and that
was mostly Sean.

Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
He told me through it right there at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
All Right, So here's the deal, guys, we've been lying
for almost two hours. With that being said, we're going
to do one last round. If we I want two
more people, let's request up. We can do another four panel.
If not, we're just gonna have them go up against
each other. But look, we already got somebody requested to
come up. Coffy Bear, Compu Bear, Welcome in.

Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
Hey, I haven't seeing you guys in a few days.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
So it's been it's.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Been a couple of days. Well i've been on let's see,
the last two nights I've done this, so I'm trying
to do like four nights a week. It's just yeah,
I've been kind and every busy this this week, so
I haven't had a chance to drop in before. Now, Well,
you know, Aiden requested to come up again. I guess
I'll let it be your attorney this time.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
And I was better say if I can't represent compy
bear on this one. I quit. Okay, you've already paid
me in advance, so we're good.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
All right, everybody, we got one minute on the clock.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Let's get some suggestions in the in the comments, everybody,
this is the last round. Let's make a good participated.
I do redistribute at the show afterwards on all major platforms,
so you can find it on Spotify, YouTube, all of that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
So yeah, cut copy bear. All I'm gonna say is,
don't do like my last client did.

Speaker 6 (01:36:09):
And you under the best.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
I've had to change my name from one dollar lawyer
to half dollar lawyer at this point.

Speaker 11 (01:36:21):
Hey, hey, j G.

Speaker 24 (01:36:24):
I'm gonna have to quickly make a move. Unfortunately. All right,
but it's been it's been absolutely great. I know there's
one round left, but I really actually have to do
what man.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
Take care bro.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
People lawyer, all right, thank you? All right, we do
have one spot. Everybody who's gonna be a dreamer's attorney.
I actually have a pretty good scenario, but we need
somebody to come up.

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
We need one more person to come up and be
the attorney. Come on, somebody, come up.

Speaker 6 (01:36:55):
I want a good challenge.

Speaker 10 (01:37:01):
Shot back up.

Speaker 28 (01:37:02):
Your dreamer, poor dreamer needs an attorney. I mean, you
can't do this without an attorney.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
I could be a witness.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
I don't know. I don't like the witness. I don't
like the witness thing because I don't I could, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
I'd like to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
At some point, like with a six panel or something.
The show's started to grow because I'm starting to average
like fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
People, which so you you will see me in here every.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
That's fantastic. I'd love to hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
My work schedule is not just drop Aiden.

Speaker 15 (01:37:36):
If we can't find another attorney.

Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
Aiden wants to be a part.

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
Yeah, I think we can find them somebody else.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
I'd hate to have somebody's going to come in here.
Someone there's going to.

Speaker 28 (01:37:48):
Be somebody that's willing to As.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
A matter of fact, I'm an invite. The case.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Might have shot up. Let's make this really funny.

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
What I was I was going to say, like, come on,
Sean be my attorney.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
I don't know if you want to. You've seen how
he was as a fucking defendant. I don't know if
he'd want him as a claim.

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
Well, I could, Sean, welcome back.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
You have here is a failure to communicate.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
We got what we're dealing with here, Junior, is a
severe lack of respect for the law.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
So Sean, you are Dreamer's attorney. Just like last round,
the second rebuttal round will be a two minute long thing.
So you guys can kind of alternate between Compy Bear
you're the defendant. Dreamer, you are suing the city council.
Compy Bearer because you have an angry squirrel that keeps
throwing acorns at your house and they need to do
something about it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Okay, iesus, Fine, you're setting him up for success.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
Christ that one.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
I can defend this, but I cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Really you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
She's all right? Just so I understand this case. My
client is pissed because a squirrel that is angry is
throwing nuts at her house and she blames the city council.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Yes, maybe she's reported it and you guys, they haven't
done anything about it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
This is a lascenario. We have to be absurd with it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Okay, I've got a good way to swing this.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Okay, Dreamer, are you coming up with your attorney?

Speaker 6 (01:39:34):
My attorney, because I have nothing to say against.

Speaker 10 (01:39:36):
The squirrel.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Sean, you go ahead and your plaintiff here.

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
What we have here is a failure to understand the
laws surrounding squirrel nuttery. Now, it just so happens that
we have on record my client sending complain into the
city no less than seven hundred and such to two complaints.

(01:40:08):
Her house looks like a nut factory. And what have
they done?

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
Nothing, She's so scared to walk out.

Speaker 11 (01:40:17):
It it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Hurts the soul to see the look on this poor
woman's face because you know she's going to get attacked
by squirrels, which is under the purview of the city
council squirrel unit. And they've done not but nothing. Now,
I simply ask that the city pay are a slim

(01:40:40):
asking fee of five hundred and thirty two million dollars
of restitution.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
All right, Copyberry, you were aiding.

Speaker 6 (01:40:51):
I'm gonna go up first, and then I'm gonna hand
it over to Eaton.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
I've got a really funny way to sing this.

Speaker 20 (01:40:57):
I hand it over to you in a seconds.

Speaker 28 (01:40:59):
So you understand that living in the mountains, you are going.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
To have squirrels.

Speaker 28 (01:41:04):
That is the point of living in the mountains, so
that you can live next to nature, so that you
can experience the full experience.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
Of living with nature.

Speaker 28 (01:41:14):
If you did not want to do that, then you
should not have moved to the mountains. Secondly, the city
has no responsibility for wildlife.

Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
That is totally up to God, not the city.

Speaker 28 (01:41:26):
So you have no recourse gear to be suing us
for squirrels that might be I don't know, thinking that
you have a wonderful thing. You shouldn't have started feeding
them in the first place. That is all your fault
for feeding them in the first place. Now you got
a whole bunch of squirrels, that's your problem. Call an exterminator.
We're not exterminators. I will hand it over to Aiden.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
And your honor. Let it be known that my client
here the city Council, we have deployed our anti squirrel
team with daisy red riders. Take out the squirrels that
are becoming troublesome. Okay, at this point in time.

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
That that's your first minute.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
We got the two minute rebuttal Dreamer, is that you
were your attorney.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
My attorney, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:42:18):
As you can see, this poor delicate soul cannot even
be brought to speak upon this subject. But I her
attorney barn Swallow Thomas is happy to talk on her behalf. Now,

(01:42:39):
there may be rumors that they have set out the
units from the city council, but we've seen nary one.
We've seen nary a daisy red rider be begun with
a compass in the stock in this thing which tells
time out there shooting up squirrels. No, we have not,
But what we do have our pick I will have

(01:43:01):
you no counsel woman, compy bear of a squirrel wearing
a county vest. That's right, that same squirrel. What was
throwing pounds and pounds of acorns upon my delicate client,
My delicate, sweet, sweet, sweet client who just dreams of

(01:43:25):
walking out of her house free of being nutted on. Sorry,
I'm just getting so choked up over the all this. Anyway,
she wants to be free to walk out of her
own house. But your employees, your squirrel employees, are there

(01:43:47):
throwing nuts upon her house. Dreamer, can you even bring
forth the worst to tell these people what this has
been like for you?

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
You got anything, Dreamer.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
I'm sorry, you only have like four seconds left. Anyways,
we're gonna turn it over coffee beer you were aiden.

Speaker 28 (01:44:17):
I'm gonna go first. So okay, did you ever think of,
you know, these squirrels are trying to feed you.

Speaker 10 (01:44:25):
Look at have you tried eggcorn a soup?

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
It is excellent.

Speaker 15 (01:44:30):
I mean, look, you've got all these they've.

Speaker 28 (01:44:32):
Got these squirrels, you know, finding all this food for you,
and you're not using it.

Speaker 15 (01:44:37):
I mean, I can't even imagine, like.

Speaker 28 (01:44:39):
All those squirrels finding nuts to feed you and you're
not even availing yourself of all this food. I don't know,
I don't see what the city council has anything to
do with this whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Okay, Aiden, and uh, you're honor. Let it be known
in the deed to the land she is currently residing
one it states clearly that the squirrels are permanent residents
and cannot legally be moved, that they have full right
to bring acorns as food for Dreamer here, and it

(01:45:17):
let it also be known here that during her signing
of the deed to the property, she was informed several
times that there were a bunch of hostile surveillance squirrels
that escaped from the county. We used to use them
to track down drug addicts. They have since went rogue

(01:45:40):
and we have no way of capturing them. They know
how to avoid our anti squirrel league. Yet I rest
my case here on.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Her case, but I object to my client being purloined
as some sort of drug addict that needs squirrel nuts ejector.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
No where did I state that she was a drug addict.
I simply stated there. Yeah, the Squirrelds were theirs themselves,
were matheaddicts.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
We got thirteen people in here, Pete, let's let's get
those pulls in. Thirteen people fifty seconds ago. Who do
you think one dreamer and Sean Dreamer when she didn't
do anything. I just want to throw that out there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
Listen, Hey, fuck you, judge, tip the scales the other way.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Hey, my decision doesn't matter this anyways. It's theirs, you
scales man in the room.

Speaker 23 (01:46:50):
Come on, let's get those everybody objection.

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
Mind everybody.

Speaker 15 (01:47:00):
I hear the defendant and Aiden is my lawyer. So
if you have any questions as to which listen.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
If this keeps going up, I'm gonna have to change
my my uh law firm's name to fifteen cent attorneys.
I won't be able to afford to eat. Come on, now, well.

Speaker 28 (01:47:17):
Worth every You're worth every dime I gave you exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:47:23):
Like seriously, the lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
You know, they the plaintiff one. The jury rule in
favor of the plaintiffs.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
So just been serving.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Aiden. You're fantastic coffee. Very you barely were in here,
but thank you for coming in.

Speaker 6 (01:47:41):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
I had a great I have a I always have
a great time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
That's why tonight you do.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
I'm sure everybody else in my house enjoyed hearing this.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
I bet they were probably what is good? Well, I
guess I could hear the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:47:53):
That's r here.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Listen, my I'm I'm I'm at my dad's house right now.
He opened my door and looked in and just hut
the door.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
Walkout, dreamer, Sean, thank you for hanging out.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Copy bear, hey, copy bear, this might be a bad time.