Portrait Poltergeist

John sues Neto for purchasing a cursed painting and more absurd cases #shorts #youtubeshorts #shortvideo #jgslounge

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up everybody? I'm Judge JG. And this is Korom
Chaos John John John, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Man?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Buddy? Good?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Have you been?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Have you watched any of these yet?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh dude, it's so much fun. Okay, So Nedo, how's
it going?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Are you there? I'm here, I'm here. So the audience
gets to pick a scenario and then you have to
You're you're basically suing Nedo based off of that scenario. Nice.
It's all about the fun of it. Whoever wins stays on.
Whoever loses based on the poll gets booted. They can

(00:48):
always come back. It's just the way the rules are.
So what do you think it sound like? Fun?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Of course I'm not cool enough.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I can't show my face.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You don't have enough. You don't have you don't have
to show your face. You're fine.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
I don't have access.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
You don't have to. Oh well, so you can just
do audio. It's fine, all right. So we have one
man on the clock, everybody in the chat.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Let's get a good scenario. It could be off the wall.
We need a scenario for John to sue Netto.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
I'm ready oh, we need to get good.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Whatever you guys want.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
To do, you know me, you know you know me.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I know you'll do whatever. No, and I'm sure John
will do great too. And I don't even know who
he is, John Jay Jingle Smith.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
That's actually my name, dude, what that's actually my actual name?

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Dude, I'm serious, Get out of.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Here, minus the jingle Heimer Schmidt part.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
So you're gonna assume me for using your name?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Doesn't the chat pick The chat picks.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Right, but the chat's not picking anything. We need a scenario.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Thank you for on chat shot pick pick. Come on,
let's get it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Give us this, give us any kind of scenario, it
doesn't matter. We'll make it work. I'll twisted. I'm sure
candied wild flowers in the house. Let's do.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Uh, John, you purchased a painting of Netdos.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Okay, don't don't use my painting. You can use my
jersey jersey.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
But hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Okay, Well, you purchased the painting from Nedo and took
it home, and ever since you had it in your house,
some weird activities have been going on. So you're gonna
you're you are suing Nedo because you think that he
puts some sort of a hex on.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You through the painting.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
All right.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
So basically what happened was I got in touch with
Netto because he was selling these paintings.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Here's here's what's gonna happen. Hold on, I'm gonna put
you on the big screen. You'll have one minute to
defend your set your case, and then Nettle gets his tron.
All right, John, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Okay. So basically I saw this guy in Netto. He
was advertising these paintings, and I was like, you know,
I really like these paintings. However, you know, I don't
know if I could trust this guy out it. Buying
things online is kind of weird, but I gave in
and I bought the painting. Ever since I bought the painting,
weird things have been happening though, Like the Alexa in
my house have been going off, my ring cameras have

(03:30):
been turning off just randomly. I've been having like weird
charges on my Amazon account, and I've started tabulating everything
in my head and thinking back, and it's right around
the time I got this painting in my house and
I woke up a few times in the middle of
the night where I saw like blinking and I heard
some weird kind of noises in the background, and I
was thinking that maybe there was something inside the painting.

(03:53):
Yea second, I got a COVID checker, you know, one
of those little magnets for your arm, see if the
shop had a magnet in it, and I held it
up to the painting and it stuck to the painting.
So what I think what Netto did was he used
the ink in the painting to possibly hack into my
Alexa and my rings.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, all right, that's that's a hell of a start.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Netto, man, you need to defend your case, but you
got one minute starting now.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Thank you for calling me to me. So I hear
you have a problem with one of my art pieces.
M my friend is a gift I gave you.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
I'm much a mistaken for the gift I was going
to give the pop hease excuse me, he's excuse me.
I want to compensation you. I know, we hear in
a public sitting. I wanted to a private setting. How
would you like, I don't know, two more my pictures.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You got about twenty seconds left there, buddy.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Oh no, that's it.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's your argument so far.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Okay, I confused, you know, I confuse the pictures.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
I was supposed to give that to the Pope, and
I gave it to him.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
All right, John, you get one more minute rebuttal and
then we put up the pole.

Speaker 9 (05:20):
Buddy, say sigma, boy, come here.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'm trying to get my boy to say sigma. Just
favorite word right now? Anyway. Okay, So basically, if you
could take this painting and give it to the Pope,
I would appreciate that because I would love to hear
what's going on right now in the conclave. But if
you give me two more paintings, do I have to
keep them? We could settle this without some type of

(05:45):
court settlement. But could I send them to one my
ex wife and then two.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
For a soul? A soul for a soul?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Can I just keep the other one and just turn
it off until I need it?

Speaker 7 (06:00):
My friend does not come with the car button. You
must take it's on.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
All the time.

Speaker 10 (06:08):
I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
You're not supposed to being friends with the guy, right,
were sposed to be talking to me?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I kind of actually like.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's good. That's good, all right, Hey, I'm gonna say
you're minutes up. We're gonna give him another minute to talk.

Speaker 11 (06:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
After this, we'll put a pull up and you guys
can just.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
I'm glad to enjoy my picture. I'm glad you and
for your ex wife. I'll do something even more of that.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
But I tell you what, though, once you take the picture,
you cannot take it back. You're stuck with the one
you have. But you can still have to.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
All right, is that is that is that your your
your defense has to make it more challenging, though I
don't I know you guys didn't play into the roles
as good as you could have.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
I'm just gonna say it, yeah, I didn't for some reason,
because because I'm a little upset that my team's not
hear yet.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's why. Well let's get him in here, man, Okay,
So I'm gonna put a pull up. You guys can
decide who won that. Hung Jury is one of the options.
If Hungury wins, they get one more minute each to
defend their case. Honestly, I don't think either one of
them really did a lot of defending. They just kind
of made friends.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
Yes, you got.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Forty Click the poll everybody that's in here and vote.
Plaintiff is John defendant was netto hung jury means they
each get one more minute to argue.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't know what to argue.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
I do I do you do?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Here?

Speaker 7 (07:43):
I'm on.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Nobody's voting at all.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
You guys, somebody has to vote.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Got one voting one. We got a hung jury so far,
we got nine seconds. Let's get us another another voting.
Come on, come on like this up. Guys, do not follow. Okay,
So I do not accept the If you're in the
panel and you vote, I don't count it. So that

(08:22):
was a hung jury, which means, Julia, you get one
more men to argue. Let's try and make it a
little more comical. Please, Yes, John, you got one minute
on the clock. Start now, my friend.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
All right, So, as far as the painting goes, I
still kind of like the idea of getting two more
paintings as long as nothing funky goes on with it.
But I still do feel like you've already kind of
rogered up and said, yeah, the painting I sent you
the first time was messed up. It's kind of your fault,
regardless even if you didn't intentionally feel like the painting

(08:55):
that you sent me was for me. It was for
the pope and whatever you got going on with the
pope that you were trying to saund on this weird painting.
It's fine, I should have gotten a regular painting. See,
you basically are admitted to your guilt by telling me
that I got the wrong painting.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Man, the painting. That's right, Daniel, You're.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Right, that's it, that's all I got.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's all good man. It's your first time doing this.
You're fine, you got this is going great.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
You got one minute starting now, buddy.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Do you think that you're gonna get away with it?

Speaker 12 (09:28):
He doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
That, it doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
That maybe thought you what's gonna go.

Speaker 11 (09:35):
Now?

Speaker 7 (09:36):
You said you have a girlfriend. You say you have
a girlfriend. I make you with you, I make.

Speaker 13 (09:42):
You her soul for your soul. Well wait a minute,
I just remember, you cannot sell me your soul. It's
not yours to.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Sell, John, all right, it doesn't belong to you.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
We cannot bargain with the soul. You cannot bargain with
the soul.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay, all right, okay, all right, that was good. Let's
do the panel.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Okay, So here's how it's gonna work if the poll votes,
even if it's a hung jury, I will make the
final decision.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That way, we can get one one of these guys
off and give somebody else the opportunity to come on.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Yes, for some reason, I'm not doing well.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm actually I think you're doing so just as comical
as you always are. John, I think you're doing a
great job too. Man, there's the pole. Get us a votes.
We got five people in the house. Let's get some
votes in here. Yeah, forty eight seconds.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Who won? You're a pirate, says that John one and
the chat. Now you just need to put it.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
In the poll.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
If you don't know how to, just click right there.
It'll give you ABC and you just click on it.
It's that simple. There we go, There we go.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
We got one vote. We got it's in the house.
I mean, there's four of you in here that can
get most is interesting. Twenty three seconds. Let's see who won.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Come on, people, come on.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
If you just came in, just close your eyes and
pick one. We If we get enough people in here
requesting up, we'll do the the each one.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Of them having an attorney as well.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
So yes, yes, I like that. Yes, all the attorney. Yes,
so we.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Only got two votes. It was fifty to fifty between
plaintiff and hungry.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
You do a hunger, everyone's a winner. I appreciate that, guys,
I know, but everyone's a winner.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Plaintiff John won the case. The court rules in favor
John on this one.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
I'm gonna get my face on the panel.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, we'll get enough to last night. I did this
for almost three hours. You don't have to hang out
the three hours, but you can't if you one, Yeah,
you can come back shut me down.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Good job so far, he held it out. We need
somebody else in the chat to come up.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
But who would like to? Oh, Daniels ready to go?
He was quick, he was quick on it. Man, Johnny's ready.

Speaker 12 (12:18):
I'm ready to argue.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, Daniels a seasoned one, even though there's only three episodes.
I just do a case. That's right, That's right.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Okay, So I think we're gonna do this round and
then we'll bring two more in so that.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Each persons gonna have an attorney as well. Just kind
of ramp it up.

Speaker 14 (12:39):
And.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
John left. You know what, NET lost, But you want
to go, so let's bring you up here. I think
John was not having it. It's all good at some
point too. You're a buddy of mine. That's my buddy, Evan. Okay, So, ned.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
You're gonna be the plaintiff that time, and Daniel you're
gonna be the defendant. We have five people in the chat,
we have one minute on the clock. Let's get a
scenario from the chat. Let's go, let's go crank out.
Do you guys make it interesting? Because you guys, I'll
you kind of hear me.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's why myself, I feel like I feel like that
the commentators, like the viewers. You get to be involved
and they get interact with what we're doing. That's why
I really like this step setup.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
I'll think about it, Amy said, I'll think about it, well,
like I can't. I gonna sue Daniel for not thinking
about it, for being a procrastinator.

Speaker 11 (13:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
That's funny. Hey, that's that's good. Okay, Amy.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
We need a good scenario, and since you're commenting, you
give us something. What is what is nedo gonna sue
Daniel for?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
We need some ideas. Welcome in. I don't know how
to pronounce that. Yeah, I have no idea what that name. Well,
what does what mean? Brain right? Yeah, like we're just
having comical nonsense fun. That's brain rot kind of not
really what if you want gossip, we are doing gossip

(14:18):
on here. No, this strictly, strictly the way it is,
and I love it all right, So we didn't get
any good uh scenarios.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Let's see listen, listen. I like this. You know it'll
pick up this this, let's keep going.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
No pair of pressure, no pressure.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
No, no, no, no pre pressure. Bro No, Okay, it's okay,
it's okay. A participation is the key of these things.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
That's right. No, we just got we gotta get a
good scenario in here. I'm trying to think we did
some good ones yesterday too. Okay for flatters, Oh.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Let's do the flatters because that's not what are you
gonna sue him?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Why would you sue him for thinking he's in the
flat earth or whatever? That's stupid.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
It's a good time, it's a good it's a good
topic to discuss, and I would love to, but not
for this.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
How about Amy, you bought a leather coat from Daniel's
garage sale and you found five thou and the inside pocket. Okay,
Daniel didn't realize it was in there, and hold on,

(15:39):
I guess it'd be vice Daniel.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
Daniel bought the code and you just welcome, welcome in,
Welcome in, Welcome.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
In, everybody. How's it going? Share and share?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
So you stold it to him and you didn't know
the money was in there, and then when you realized
it was missing, you figured it out. So you're suing
Daniel for either the money or the coat back, whatever
you want to do.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Okay, okay, So I sold him the jacket.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yes, yeah, he sold your jack.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Daniel, for all I care you spent the money. Just
have fun with it for sure. All right, So you
have one minute of the clock netto and go what
did you be?

Speaker 15 (16:25):
I would like to go discuss my guest today. See,
first of all, I'll have to explain the situation. See,
we come from a line of incredibly wealthy business owners. Okay,
So we got rid of some items, and my poor
grandma she stayed with us, and she she had you know,
there was some money in his jacket and so we

(16:47):
took it out.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
We had a yard.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
So I saw it to this young gentleman here, Daniel,
not even twenty minutes after I sold him in the jacket.
I was at his because he lives down the block.
For me, sure what he's doing there, By the way,
he doesn't look like he belongs in this part of
the neighborhood, by the way.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know, right, it's not meant to be legal, it's
just meant to be obscene.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
So so so please please please please kill my case,
please please. My name is John Wilson, sicabar okay, and
I'm here to tell you guys about this incident.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
I saw Daniel this jacket.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
Bravo, bravo, mister bravo, thank.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
You for actually joining here today. But I do need
to tell you that there was a five thousand dollar
There was a five thousand dollar envelope in the jacket.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
So I when I went to call claims jacket, mister.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
You're fine, finishing up real quick, mister.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
Bravo, decided to ignore my door. I'm saying my knock,
and he didn't answer my phone call. So it came
down to this measure. I'm sorry, you.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Got have to do something, please okay, all right, Well
you know what, Daniel, you got one minute to defend
your case.

Speaker 12 (17:57):
Yes, oh you runner, So I did not see no
envelope in the jacket. I don't even know what you're
talking about. I say, hearsay, you know I got the jacket.
Here are the photos right after I got it. You
just see there's like no boltring pockets. Five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Would be kind of a lot.

Speaker 12 (18:16):
So if there was an envelope in there, I'd for
sure notice it, but I did not notice anything. So
here the photos at date of the purchase, where I
was just showing it off to my social media. That's
all I got, your honor.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I'm gonna be honest, No, no, I'm gonna unmute you
because you're gonna get one minute rebuttal here. But I
would probably do the same thing. Daniel just didn't deny
that I ever sold the money. I'm just saying, you
got one minute on the clock starting now. Man, Yeah,

(18:51):
have a hold on. You need to unmute your mic.
Unmeet your mic first, unmute your mic. You now you're
more started.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
Okay, I need to step until some bigger I'm reading
my attorney in mister John Trashwell.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
He me s.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
No, we got a man, man you know, I got
a man.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Excuse hi, how's everybody doing today?

Speaker 8 (19:22):
I would be the attorney to say, mister, I was
there present and I am here on his behalf that
if you do not provide right, I'm saying, with that money,
we will be suing you for all of your assets. Okay,
I am an upheld attorney.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
This is my office.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
You can contact me here, your honor. Please, you have
to be reasonable this gentleman. We're not We're not lie.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, all right, okay, so that was a little bit better. No,
a little better. You're I think you just get back
into the group here.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
Yeah, I got to get into the group.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
M I want grounds.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
All right.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Hey, so guys, I'm gonna put a pole up at
the top. Wait, did everybody got two rounds?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Right?

Speaker 16 (20:07):
Daniel?

Speaker 12 (20:07):
You got one?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Go ahead, Daniel, you one minute starting out?

Speaker 12 (20:15):
Sure, see if there was actually money in there, I
would like proof that there was money in there, Like,
as far as I know, there wasn't any. Like I
said before, we hear the photos that shows the purchase
product right after the purchase, and there's there was no
money inside. So I really don't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
That's all I got. All right, Okay, good, good, good,
Welcome in, Molly, we see you. I'll get you up
on the next round.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Here.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Hold on, I'm actually gonna put a poll up. Let's
get some votes in and see who won the round.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
So ak, you guys can continue to argue during the poll.
I don't care. H Molly didn't even doesn't even know
what's going on to pick the defendant got six forty seconds.
Let's go. Let's get some notes in here.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
You gonna get mister brob, do you expect me to
I am not awser I am not a banser.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Okay, I'm not. I'm telling you right now I am.
I'm not kissing no bubble.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
But okay, you have to defend it. Let's get some
more people in there. Next round, Let's do a four,
two and two.

Speaker 12 (21:26):
You're suing me for the five thousand that was supposedly
in the jacket last there was nothing.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
Oh my god, it was in the front pile.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
Okay, so you mean you haven't checked it out the
oh sorry, so you didn't find you didn't see the
pocket that was in the bar.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
There's a little pocket in.

Speaker 12 (21:42):
Yeah, I gotta prove it exactly got.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
In the box.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
No, listen, So you mean you didn't find it? That
means it's still there. It's still there.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I felt it.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
No, this is there's a hitting that there is there's
a hitting compartment.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
We got three votes for the defendant.

Speaker 12 (22:00):
Yeah, no proof, No, hear's not allowed.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
The money is still there.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's still there. It's still there. We're gonna boots you.
We're gonna he.

Speaker 13 (22:12):
Doesn't look upon the money is there?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
All right, Okay, I do this. This one is a
good one right here. Have you seen her battle?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Have you seen her? Have you seen her battle yet?
She's good. No, I've never seen her battle.

Speaker 9 (22:43):
Yes, I am doing a lot better.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
All right, So we got uh beer pirates. You want
to come up here? So let's get one more person
in here to play and a defendant or an attorney?
What up, Evan? How you do man?

Speaker 17 (23:01):
I'll play an attorney.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
We are just having fun, obviously, this is what we
do in here. So when I get four people up here,
that means you got a plaintiff in an attorney, and
you have a defendant attorney, and you guys can choose
who comes up during that minute. So we got six
people in the house. Let's get one more people, one
more person to hop back on.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Amy, come on up here, let's send it.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
We're going to send you an invite, an invite.

Speaker 11 (23:37):
Amy, I'm giving into the pure pressure.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Tonight. Okay, okay, So here's how it's gonna work. Music
you are the plaintiff, Daniel you are her attorney. Beer
you are the defendant, and Amy is your attorney.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
You better right.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
I don't want to be here, but that that reflects life.
I'll tell your journey.

Speaker 17 (24:04):
Probably was my wig the last time I was on here.
What I'm bold?

Speaker 18 (24:13):
Oh, we're gonna lose this case.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's all gone.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
Okay, I like your hat thing imagig. It's a bonnet,
but like a bonnet.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yes, all right, people, Former Dan welcome, and hey, let's
get some votes. We need we need some scenarios. We
need something good. I'm gonna start a minute right now.
Let's see if we can come up with something. Uh,
it can be off the wall. So even if you
guys got a suggestion, throw it out there. All right, dude,
A car accidents. We should do car accidents. We could

(24:46):
a car accident, but this.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
Car accident last time?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Oh you did you crashed into somebody, right or did
they crash?

Speaker 17 (24:54):
And I won the argument.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Because of a bird.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Nice It was.

Speaker 14 (25:04):
Yeah, And I asked Crystal Palace how his sister was doing.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay because of the taco. So gen X says, hospital
e R. We could do an er scenario.

Speaker 12 (25:21):
Oh, like a horrible transplant or a horrible.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Uh an electic shock.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Music was just coming to the er and they're trying
to get you to fill out a bunch of paperwork
and whatever your condition was got worse during that time.
So you're suing uh beer who is like the manager
of that department for not handling your situation better.

Speaker 17 (25:50):
Well, I have actually sued someone because of that, So.

Speaker 18 (25:55):
You're in the game.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
What will happen is is that Amy, we'll just pitch
a scenario for a minute, and then you guys have
to argue your side, defend your case, and then you guys.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
Will had a stroke.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm gonna let her come up with this whatever happened.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
She can confused, all right? Then go ahead, all right,
and if.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
We have questions, we always pause. It's fine, but music,
I'm gonna put you up. You have one minute and go.

Speaker 14 (26:26):
I went to the er because of an anaphylactic shock
after someone put peanuts in my food by accident, and
doctor Beer Pirate had me try to fill up paperwork
when I currently couldn't breathe, and now my trachea is
completely damaged. And now I won't be able to do

(26:47):
my profession, my profession.

Speaker 17 (26:49):
Which is singing.

Speaker 14 (26:50):
How am I going to be able to pay my
bills whenever it comes to my music? How will I
be able to do anything? Because I am in so
much pain trying to talk at the moment. I am
so sorry I currently cannot talk much because of doctor

(27:11):
Madison's request, and doctor be your pirate, I am suing
you for medical compensation and emotional distress in the situation
that I had.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, your minutes up. Next round, Daniel, you'll get out.
You'll get an opportunity to talk for too, if you want.

Speaker 11 (27:33):
And that's how you do voice acting.

Speaker 18 (27:37):
She was a pretty good actor.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Now she has to call the attorney. She has to
call for her attorney.

Speaker 12 (27:40):
Well, the attorneys wasn't speak on her.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Behalf, so yes, but you only get one minute. She
could have called me on during that minute. So that's
why I say, like in the rebuttal, maybe give him
the opportunity to talk, because you guys can call each
other on if you don't want to do the full minute,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 18 (27:59):
M h okay, So all right, so I'm going to start. So, okay, you,
first of all, she came to my hospital. She could
have went to any other hospital, right, So she has
to uh our services to her. We're going to do
our best to make her better. So you know, she
could have went to any other hospital, you know, but

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she can't do ours, so she has to take responsibility
for the stuff we do to make her better.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Wow.

Speaker 18 (28:31):
So so okay. So and first of all, and she
touched my butt? Why went to choke check on her?
So yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Will speak on behalf of my client here, which is dead.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
He wasn't the one actually making her sign anything. It's
office policy.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
And the plaintiff here did not say anything about the
kind of distress she seemed like she was doing. Okay,
And in the meantime, what kind of like serious situation
can you be in while you're you know, grabbing butts?

Speaker 11 (29:16):
I just I think the whole.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Thing is cray, cray. And she didn't give us enough information.
She was butt grabbing, and it is always triage in
the front where we get basic information. If she would
have said, hey, I'm unliving and not sidetracked with butt grabbing,
we would have been in a whole different situation.

Speaker 11 (29:38):
We would have rushed her back and uh, all right.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, okay, so music, are you gonna lie or
turn to talk or are you going to continue to talk?

Speaker 14 (29:48):
I'm going to say something like real quick, and then
the attorney.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, starts right now.

Speaker 16 (29:55):
So the reason I grabbed his rear end was I
was trying to get his attention because I couldn't breathe
and I couldn't talk. And if you guys would have
paid attention, they brought me an ambulance. They brought me
in an ambulance. So you guys already knew what was
going on. You said, I was looking to sign paperwork.

Speaker 14 (30:16):
I will hand this over to my attorney.

Speaker 12 (30:23):
Yes, you can see there's a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I think.

Speaker 14 (30:32):
It's you're breaking up, dude, objection.

Speaker 11 (30:37):
We cannot hear the lawyer.

Speaker 18 (30:39):
The lawyer walked off.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Case closed, Dan, can you hear me?

Speaker 12 (30:44):
Dang, I'm still here.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
All right, Yeah, I'll give.

Speaker 12 (30:50):
You all right. So that like I was saying, there's
a bunch of negligence in this hospital. She came in
that they should have checked her medical records that she
was allergic to peanuts, so they shouldn't have fetter peanuts
to begin with.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
So why do they do that?

Speaker 12 (31:05):
I have no clue, but I would say it's a
hospital's fault for not paying attention to what she was
going in there for. But yeah, that's all I gotta say.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
All Right, So who's coming up, Amy or beer pirate?

Speaker 18 (31:17):
I'll come up.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Okay, you got one minute, all right?

Speaker 18 (31:23):
So she came to the hospital, and she didn't tell
she was allergic to peanuts. We didn't have previous medical
records saying that she was allergic peanuts. So again, we're
taking the best care of her in the scenario that
we had.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, yeah, anything.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
And she touched my butt.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I think that you are looking in the wrong direction
here because we have no paperworker information that the that you.

Speaker 11 (31:56):
Took an ambulance there. If they did not follow protocol
and give us the information as to why you were
brought there by ambulance, Oh well, you should have submitted
that during discovery.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
You're you don't even have another Yeah, you're done with
your turns.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Sob yeah, that you didn't prepare and that seems like
it would have been evidence we needed. Your lawyers should
have admitted that into discovery. So based on what you're
telling me, this is this is a problem with ambulance
company and on us.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right, guys, we got one minute pulls up. Who won?

Speaker 14 (32:37):
And so in this paperwork that was given to the office,
I got an itemized receipt from the hospital.

Speaker 17 (32:44):
I got an itemized receipt.

Speaker 14 (32:46):
This is the itemized receipt that had the doctor doctor
beer Pirates sign off because because she was high on
math No, I was having an anaphalactic shocked, and they
picked restaurant in the doctors as soon as I got there,

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expected me to do paperwork. So how do you expect
someone who's in an anaphylactic shock to go through paperwork
and everything like that if they can barely talk? And
the ass grabbing stuff was a complete accident, like if
you can't breathe, you've reached for anything anything whatsoever.

Speaker 11 (33:31):
Well, Herbert, and you're trying to cover it up.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
There's two and one of them mine.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
I know. It's it's not fair.

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Regard my vote no.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
So since we didn't get any votes besides Beer and Amy,
let's do again, and then we'll do I'll make the
decision if nobody else votes.

Speaker 12 (33:59):
Okay, I'm before the Yeah, you know I tried to cheat,
so let's carry on.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I do not allow the panel to make the decision.
Let's put that play play Arnold, welcome in.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Okay, so music, you got one more men to do
another rebuttal and then I will give them the opportunity
as well, and you're a minute starts now.

Speaker 17 (34:23):
I do have a written testimony from one of the nurses.

Speaker 14 (34:26):
Also, I'm handing this over to my lawyers so he
could read that because I could barely talk right now.

Speaker 11 (34:35):
Lawyer, see you're.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
On You see these papers.

Speaker 12 (34:38):
This shows the paperwork that she sent submitted to the hospital,
and the hospital should already have this on record since
all these hospitals are connected from her previous location, so
they already.

Speaker 11 (34:50):
Admitted to the court.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
It wasn't there during discovery, and we need a chance
to look at said paperwork in order to have it
admitted as evidence.

Speaker 12 (35:01):
And here it is presented to you. The paperwork, which.

Speaker 11 (35:09):
Bunch of bullshit, but carry it.

Speaker 18 (35:12):
Says that she wants to touch beer, pirate radios. Heiney, right,
it's bold.

Speaker 12 (35:18):
It shows her allergic, shows her allergies that she's allergic
to peanuts.

Speaker 18 (35:22):
And lying under oath, Lying under oath, you ago.

Speaker 11 (35:28):
It's she has an extensive history of public grabbing of
other people's private parts.

Speaker 17 (35:38):
Well, I also have a twin sister, so it could
have been that confusion.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh you guys got one minute starting out, let's hear
your stories.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 18 (35:53):
So I would like to say first and foremost that
I am completely appalled because because I just got a
text message from her saying to meet her at a
sketchy bar in town to do sketchy things. So I'm
gonna counter sue for sexual harassment.

Speaker 19 (36:11):
First, could I have done that?

Speaker 14 (36:13):
If if I'm in the courtroom and don't have anything
in my hands.

Speaker 18 (36:17):
Oh, we can't see your hands. This is like COVID
twenty twenty courtroom baby.

Speaker 12 (36:28):
So yeah, solanting evidence.

Speaker 18 (36:31):
Again, so we can't do She couldn't have not went
to her hospital, but.

Speaker 17 (36:37):
Yeah, well I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (36:39):
That was the closest one.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
So I didn't die.

Speaker 18 (36:42):
Yeah, because you text me and said, hey, are you
there so I can touch your hie all.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Right, okay, you know what, We're just gonna call it.
Call your time. You're going to call your time.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Sorry, Amy, You're I don't think that we have assessed
what actual damage has been done here. I'm not even
sure why we would be here in the first place.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Uh, medical negligent.

Speaker 17 (37:04):
Fine with your pilot, because.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
To force me to do while.

Speaker 14 (37:13):
I go and.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Plain Tiff.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Come on, guys, plaintiff is gonna be your top two
defendants to hungary another minute.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Let's not.

Speaker 20 (37:31):
In you.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
We got thirty seconds to votes in and it cannot
be the panel.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Yeah, some of you voted that don't know.

Speaker 12 (37:37):
I can't vote because I can't coming the panel.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
At least one or two more people like a voting
here to Come on, plaintiff. Come on, guys, I'm playing Tiff.

Speaker 14 (37:50):
Going into aniple axis, reacting when they can't immediately try
to grab for something because they can't breathe or grab
for because.

Speaker 11 (37:59):
Try and girl are the damages.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh man defended. All right, you guys get what you
wanted to get. One more minute. Uh, this will be
the final one, though I don't want to keep doing that.
I will make the call if the jury does not.

(38:25):
Let's put it that way. Music of Daniel, who's coming
up for your last minute?

Speaker 14 (38:32):
Uh, Daniel, you want to do it because honestly, my
voice is now stuck like this and it fucking hurts.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yes you got.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Yes, oh you on her again.

Speaker 12 (38:47):
So as you see on the paperwork, it shows the
medical uh the hospital's name that she went to and
she was admitted to, and it shows her uh allergies
and what she's allergic to, and peanuts is listening as
one of them. So why did beer Pirate administer her
some peanuts to eat, even if it's just for snacking?

Speaker 9 (39:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (39:07):
But as you can see that this hospital has a
bunch of negligence going on in it. And so that's
all I have to say.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
What do you anything? Music? Or you good? You got
about twenty.

Speaker 14 (39:23):
So with the doctor that assessed me in the first
place recommended me to doctor beer Pirate. Doctor James Woods
actually assisted me with that. He said that he was
the best in the industry.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
And now I can merely.

Speaker 17 (39:41):
Do my own job because of doctor beer Pirate's negligence.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Okay, all right, be Amy coming up.

Speaker 18 (39:49):
Well, so let me say this, and foremost, she came
into the Brigit's room. Core adherient. She couldn't talk, but
he wrote something on a piece of paper and said,
I want to smear peanut butter all over you and
lick you like it's prom night.

Speaker 19 (40:08):
What damn?

Speaker 18 (40:12):
I told her that.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
I told her, No, it's the evidence where the paper.

Speaker 17 (40:20):
Show me the paper and I can show you my handwriting.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Story.

Speaker 11 (40:26):
Peanuts. What does that mean? How is it? How is
the peanuts? How you gave me peanuts? Well, you're a
grown up, couldn't you say? I'm allergic to them?

Speaker 17 (40:39):
Can cause me to go into anaphylactic shock, quite literally, I.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
R L you ate you were there, you put allergy,
and you ate more peanuts.

Speaker 14 (40:52):
I didn't eat peanuts at the first. The first thing
that happened was I was at a restaurant and I
didn't know that there was peanuts in a dish, and
I ate it thinking that it didn't have nuts in it.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
And then told me.

Speaker 11 (41:11):
The doctor administered peanuts, and I don't think it like syringe.
You swallow. You chewed and swallowed.

Speaker 20 (41:20):
No, that's what my my lawyer misspoke, because I would
never intentionally eat peanuts, except.

Speaker 17 (41:34):
I never ever ate any out of the peanut bag.

Speaker 11 (41:39):
Right, were they disguised as something?

Speaker 14 (41:43):
So when doctor Beer Pirate walked in, he had a
bag of peanuts that were open already when I was
already having an anaphylactic shock, and even the smell of
peanuts could cause me to go into anaphylactic shock.

Speaker 18 (41:58):
Oh that's scientifically wrong. You can't know.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
It's not.

Speaker 18 (42:07):
Your textbook read A.

Speaker 21 (42:11):
Results are in and no one voted with that being said,
I am going to rule based on the scenario that
it probably could have been settled outside of the courtroom
and that the case wasn't a very strong case.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
So the plaintiff is going to be the loser on
this one. Yeah, that's just my opinion. Okay, if you
guys don't, you're at the jam not a lawyering job.
But but.

Speaker 22 (42:47):
In my opinion, was also Pirate and Amy just something
for you guys to know, Like I r L, even
the smell of peanuts can send me.

Speaker 17 (42:57):
Into Yeah you cannot, Yes, you can't.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Look it up.

Speaker 23 (43:08):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Argue about it about that, Okay.

Speaker 11 (43:13):
I think what's been proven is if I'm the lawyer,
you're gonna lose soak of the store.

Speaker 14 (43:26):
Serious, like outside of this courtroom thing.

Speaker 9 (43:31):
Like I r L in my own life, even when.

Speaker 14 (43:35):
My parents have had peanut butter sandwiches or anything, or
they ate peanuts in the car when I was driving,
my throat started to close up.

Speaker 18 (43:44):
Noted, yeah, and that.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Like that's I r L information.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Probably I don't know, see, and I don't know enough
about that stuff, so I can't speak on it. Daniel,
Daniel and music, you are going down. You're welcome to
requests back up?

Speaker 18 (44:05):
H alright, many thank.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
You guys for being on and again. You can always
come back up. So h Beer and Amy, you won.
Good job. Hold the stand.

Speaker 11 (44:17):
We got six people on glarification. I won your case
for you, mister Pyrt.

Speaker 18 (44:22):
Ok okay, you need calm down.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
I didn't want to come up here in the first place,
but patting myself on the back is the kind of Eric. Eric.

Speaker 18 (44:31):
I'm paying you, so you better.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Defenders actually want to request up. It's just gonna be
Beer against Amy about thirty seconds and then we'll see
where we go here. Does somebody want to come back up?
Anybody want to request back up? If not, it's gonna
be the two of them living proof. Man, you've been
hanging out and watching for a while. Man, you want

(44:58):
to come on.

Speaker 11 (45:01):
Beer against Amy. We already know who's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Against Amy.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
I'm just saying, Daria, I hope I pronounce that right.
Welcome in, Daniel, Bravo, witching Cat.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I actually think we should give it a shot. Beer
you against Amy?

Speaker 11 (45:21):
All right?

Speaker 19 (45:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Uh so Daniel, let's get a scenario from you, buddy,
anybody in the chat Cypress, welcome in. You were I
think you're wrong the other night. Listen, you got one
minute out of the clock. Let's get a good scenario.
Uh what do you guys think of the show? It's
only the third episode.

Speaker 11 (45:44):
So I like.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Id just off the wall banter. You know, Amy assuming
beer for bad food at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay, okay, let's make it more interesting. Okay. So Amy,
you went to waffle house.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
I should have known there was only gonna be bad
food then in the morning.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
And beer is the one behind the counter, and you ordered.
We're gonna let you make up whatever you ordered, and
you got severely, severely sick. Okay, So you are going
after beer, and you're going after waffle house. Okay, Beer,
you're gonna be the defendant and she's gonna be the plaintiff.

(46:36):
All right, all right, man, all right, Amy, I'm gonna
get you up here on the board, and you have
one minute starting now.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I went to waffle house and I ordered full smothered
hash browns and waffles, and within a few hours after
can consuming said food, I had a horrible stomach ache.
I missed several days of work, just the worst diarrhea.

(47:08):
And it was to the point that I lost my
job at the doctor who said that the food poisoning
was so severe that my kidneys were possibly going to fail,
and a lot of intervention happened on my behalf. But
I didn't have insurance at the time, so I have
huge bills. I lost my job, and I am suing

(47:32):
for all of my wages to be recuperated for the
loss of time from food poisoning and for damn it,
for personal damage.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
That was actually fifty nine seconds. That was good, good?
What did you write out that whole minute? All right?
Beer explosive diarrhea is what Daniel? Yes, okay, all right.

Speaker 18 (47:57):
So let me let me start off by first saying
that she was drunk as shit coming into the bubble.
She was drunk ash ship she was talking about. She
was talking about some fucking Backstreet Boy concert or some
shit Backstreet Boys concert that she went to met some
guy I don't know. They were popping molly like left

(48:20):
and right.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
So she you know what, you gotta watch what you
talk about on here else say they will sty'll restrict it.

Speaker 18 (48:26):
Oh shit, all right, my man?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
All right.

Speaker 18 (48:28):
So yeah, basically she was under the influence the whole time,
and she was talking about a Backstreet Boys concert and
I couldn't understand her. And you know, so, is it
our food that made her sick? Or was it the
alcohol that she consumed while watching, uh, you know, a
bunch of forty year old men dancing on stage.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I gotta say, I gotta say he brought his a game.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Amy.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I gotta give him that. That was good. You have
one bubbles go.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
First of all, he's the cook. So I deny any
of those accusations. He never saw me. There was no
other reports from any other witnesses that any of that
behavior that he's discussing happened. There's nothing in my medical
records that show anything about alcohol abuse or any other
problems that would say that it was alcohol related. I

(49:23):
think the defendant here is just trying to sully my character,
to make it seem as though I'm not worthy of
having the help that I obviously need.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Okay, all right, that's that's good. That's good. Well, you
only got one person to vote right now. Guys. Last time,
I had at one point like fourteen people in here,
So I don't know what's going on to swear on here.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Yes, you can swear, you just there's certain things you
can't be, like you have to say on a lie.
I mean, if you if you mentioned like certain medical
consumption or you know whatever.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
You guys know what I'm saying. You can't. You can't
say certain things. You can't like wave a vapor in
front of the screen or else, I'll flag that.

Speaker 11 (50:16):
Me a smug by name.

Speaker 18 (50:21):
I think she's drunk.

Speaker 11 (50:25):
That's true. That's right there.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Lies, which is as of right now, Daniel is only
one who gets a vote. So you guys, you guys
are already smooching Daniel right.

Speaker 11 (50:37):
Now, Daniel, she'll touch your HEII, Daniel, I'm way cuter
than him.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
You wouldn't wanted people to think you were, I don't know,
not into girl hung jury.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Really, that's what that's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Look, I'll go for another minute.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
We will definitely do another minute. He's the only one
in here right now, so might as well. Okay, and
it in the poll. We'll give each one more minute.
I'd like to get some more people in here. Our
truro welcome in. People are popping in and out. There's
just leaving.

Speaker 11 (51:09):
I know care. I'll try to share more people for you.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Their lives too, So yeah, I'm gonna share it to
a few more people here.

Speaker 11 (51:21):
All right, let's see what I can do.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Actually, I don't know how to share right now. They
won't let.

Speaker 18 (51:27):
Me'll give me a time to crack open a cold one.

Speaker 11 (51:32):
Oh, and you're calling me after.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
You guys do your one minute. We've been live for
an hour. I was gonna do like a little five minute,
so take a little break. Yeah, let's go ahead and
do finish your guys around. We'll take a little five minutes.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
I'd like to do another hour, so you guys don't
have to say the whole time, obviously, but if you
want to. All right, hey, beer, I'm gonna bring you
up all right, Amy, you come, because you're the one suing.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I'm trying to share so you have more people.

Speaker 11 (52:07):
Okay, I will just I will just go over the
facts again, which.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Is that I had food poisoning. I went to the doctor,
I submitted said evidence to the court where the doctor
said it was due to food poisoning that I lost
several days of work to the point that I lost
my job. And food poisoning is no joke. Any restaurant

(52:35):
should be careful to make sure their food is safe
because food, when it's incorrectly touched and made for clients
are it's poison and we can't have that. So everyone
should have the ability to expect that when they go
to a restaurant, the food that they're eating is not

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going to harm them.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I mean, I'm just going to tell you anybody that
walks into waffle house.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah, that was the problem with this being waffle house
in the first place.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
However, we being gross and maybe indigestion is not the
same thing as food poisoning, which can severely affect your
body and can lead to serious complications. And if someone
loses their job for being sick.

Speaker 18 (53:27):
Right, your time's up. Okay, all right, so I'm gonna go.
We're looking at the security camera footage, right, now I
would like to pull that up. She requested poop to
be on her Hash Browns, so again, we don't honor

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that kind of request, but we did it for her
because she held a gun to my head.

Speaker 11 (53:54):
He just admitted that his restaurant's liable. You can't feed
somebody was your poop.

Speaker 18 (54:01):
It was your poop, so that's your fault. You hate
your own poop. We only served the Hash Browns.

Speaker 11 (54:08):
You lost so hard.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I think you just gave yourself up. Dwayne. Welcome in.
How's it going, guys, Daniel, you said.

Speaker 18 (54:20):
You wanted the poop planter, and I said restaurant.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
You're lost hard. I gotta say, I think unanimously, this
is going to be a loss for you, buddy the
sandwich man. That just doesn't make sense.

Speaker 9 (54:40):
I'm looking at the show.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
You cannot give someone somebody poisonous. The fact that you're
willing to do it shows that you're.

Speaker 18 (54:48):
Not careful with hold the gun to my head.

Speaker 11 (54:51):
Okay, don't say that I held a peope. You know
I didn't said I was. I was drunk.

Speaker 18 (54:58):
If you were drunk, I whatever.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
For two seconds. Let's go, guys. We got one vote in.
There's five in the house. Let's get some more votes
in here, guys, plenty tip for the defendant. I think
that I'm gonna agree with the other person and go
with Amy won This one.

Speaker 18 (55:17):
Not typical American justice.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I love you, Evan, I really do, man, but that
was pretty bad.

Speaker 18 (55:24):
All right, guys, I love you, guys, Amy, I wish
you the best.

Speaker 11 (55:28):
You two all right?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Back, all right, so let's do this. I'm gonna throw
some music on here, do a little five minute intermission,
and then we'll we will reconvene. Does that sound good?

Speaker 10 (55:47):
Yep? All right.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
There? Can you hear the music?

Speaker 17 (56:16):
The minutes of uninterrupted listening?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
All right, I'm gonna step away. I'll be back in
like three minutes.

Speaker 24 (58:43):
Oh, thank.

Speaker 17 (58:51):
You really got it?

Speaker 11 (58:53):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I don't know w know that?

Speaker 17 (58:57):
Yeah, you're really got me?

Speaker 19 (59:00):
You got me?

Speaker 11 (59:00):
Sew Oh, he didn't like me seeing.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
All right, I'm back. It probably wasn't quite five minutes,
but whatever. The music wasn't too.

Speaker 11 (59:19):
Loud playing karaoke, so.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It's all good as long as you get to hear
the music. All right, we've got three people in here.
I saw go up and down a few times, almost Jerry,
he's popping it out.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Let's see here.

Speaker 11 (59:40):
Jerry loves to argue.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, you know, he could come back up, but I
don't know if he wants to. Let's see, I seen
him an invitation, Gene, would you like to battle again
or debate against Amy or Jaws in the house, joh,
would you like the battle against Amy?

Speaker 11 (01:00:00):
Job battles me in his sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
He's Jos's pretty good man.

Speaker 11 (01:00:06):
I know that would be a that would be hard.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Come on, Job, come on, I don't feel like I would.

Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
Just, you know, win under those conditions. Jow smart. Oh No,
I have some feel like I have some real petitioning.

Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
What I'm dreaming about you?

Speaker 24 (01:00:30):
What's that When I'm dreaming about you, I'm battling you
in my sleep?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
That's what I said.

Speaker 14 (01:00:37):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I heard you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Welcome in, Jaw, welcome in, uh Man, very loud.

Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
Yeah, yeah, I know what it is. Hold on one second.

Speaker 11 (01:00:57):
That looks like he's in a wind tunnel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Sounds like, yeah, all right, hey, I'm gonna start one minute,
uh panel, Let's get a people that are listening to
and let's get a scenario we need. We got one
minute of o'clock. John's gonna sue Amy. What's this ser
for Uh huh. Yeah, John does a pretty good I
don't give a ship argument, but he does it well.

Speaker 11 (01:01:23):
I am aware of John. I'm slightly afraid. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
You do a pretty good job at bringing your a game.
Your defense is good.

Speaker 11 (01:01:36):
A lot of time spending court helps accuse, accused, accused
that convicted.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Never beer. Give us a give us some sort of
a scenario, man, darko, you got a scenario for us?
If not, we're just gonna come up with something. All right,
that one minute's up and we've had no suggestions. Let's

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see here.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
Let's see here. Jaw Jaw was out on the street
of public sidewalk. It happened to be in front of
your yard, and he was just talking to people. I'm

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not gonna say he was preaching to people. We'll just
say he was talking to people and you didn't like
that he was on your property. But the sidewalks actually
public property, so uh, I guess this would be vice versa, though, right,
Jaw would be suing you for that.

Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
I don't know. This is your show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah, what did I do?

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
You were on the sidewalk and you were chatting with
a group of people in front of Jaw's property about whatever.
And John doesn't want you there because you're on his property.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
But really, you're on the sidewalk.

Speaker 11 (01:03:05):
We were we were having a deep discussion about how
God is a woman.

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
Ye yeah, is my sound better?

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
You guys sound perfect?

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Amy?

Speaker 24 (01:03:21):
Now, now, hold on, where did you come up with
this absurd idea that God's a woman?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Hold one, Actually, John, you get you get to go first.
She at the minute, So your member, you are suing
her because she would not leave your property even though
she was on the sidewalk.

Speaker 24 (01:03:42):
I'm suing her because she was on my property, even
though it was a sidewalk.

Speaker 11 (01:03:48):
Okay, scenario where the law already.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Decided having a congregational conversation that you didn't appreciate either.

Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
Okay, so I go first.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Okay, yeah, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 24 (01:04:04):
Well, your honor, when I came outside, I saw this lady.
I guess you call her Amy, And I don't care
about any type of easement as far as I'm concerned
that sidewalk is on my property.

Speaker 10 (01:04:19):
You abide by my rules. So listen here, your honor.

Speaker 24 (01:04:23):
You are gonna award me fifty thousand dollars because this
old hag was standing on my property.

Speaker 10 (01:04:30):
And guess what.

Speaker 24 (01:04:31):
She also had a cardboard sign and it said I
will do anything for money. Can you believe that on
my property she'll do anything for money? I told her, okay,
I've got a couple cents. I'll give you my two cents, lady,
and then she took my two cents and ran. She
ran with my money. So in conclusion, I want fifty

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thousand dollars and I demand it now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Abe, you got one minute starting now.

Speaker 11 (01:05:04):
It's not against the law to congregate on a public sidewalk.
And you're insane.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
You own the sidewalk. It's not against the law. I
can have whatever sign I want. You're just mad because you.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
Know I'm right and I'm definitely hot, not an old hag,
and you can't have me. So that gets under your skin.
And now you want fifty k Get over. It ain't happening.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
You still got thirty seconds.

Speaker 11 (01:05:38):
Well, it's not against the law. So what basis is
mister bless going to receive money over? I was on
his side.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
I was on the sidewalk in front of his house.
That's legal, all sidewalks for public property.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
So the sidewalk is the biggest argument here. Job, you
got another minute, man.

Speaker 10 (01:06:03):
Your honor, I changed my mind.

Speaker 24 (01:06:06):
I don't want anything from her but her love. She
is absolutely beautiful, and if I can't have her, nobody can.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Your Honor.

Speaker 10 (01:06:15):
I ask for her hand.

Speaker 24 (01:06:18):
If you would give that to me, I would appreciate it,
and she could stand on my sidewalk anytime she wants,
because guess what, I will share that sidewalk with her,
Your Honor.

Speaker 10 (01:06:28):
Once again, I do not want any money. I just
want this hot chick in my room tonight. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Wow.

Speaker 23 (01:06:39):
Oh that was that was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
That's a quick sartin around is a forfeit the case.

Speaker 11 (01:06:48):
I'm not sure if the judge can grant him a
marriage proposal and he's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
I didn't mean to kick him off. I did not
mean to kick you off. Joe, come back up here, buddy,
Come back up here, buddy. All right, So I'm gonna
put the poll up, even though I don't really necessarily
think that there should be a pull. But we're gonna
see who the dude.

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
I definitely won, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
We got one minute, We got everybody. There's three whole.

Speaker 11 (01:07:19):
People, three whole people or defaults to the judge.

Speaker 19 (01:07:24):
Everyone, j.

Speaker 24 (01:07:27):
Well, I voted. I voted for the most beautiful gallon
any sidewalk in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Listen, even the listener. That's true, that's true. I don't
think I need to wait ext for twenty eight seconds.

Speaker 11 (01:07:44):
There's to be fair. The scenario didn't give John a chance,
did it. The sidewalks are legal to do whatever on
welcome in.

Speaker 10 (01:07:58):
Yeah, but the question is, Amy, are you are going
to give me a chance?

Speaker 25 (01:08:02):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:08:02):
Isn't that up to the judge?

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Oh no, because that has nothing to do with the
case at hand. That's up to you guys. All right, Hey,
so we have two spots. We got two other people
in here, Janet and bear Beer. Why don't you guys
come up and and be attorneys. Let's get four in here.

Speaker 11 (01:08:27):
I like being an attorney better than a plaintiff or defender.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Whoever's above you would be the defendant, then you'll be
the attorney.

Speaker 11 (01:08:34):
All right, attorney I am.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
And they both requested to come out of look at this.

Speaker 17 (01:08:40):
Oh hello, Janet, how pirate back up in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Janet, Hello, Hello, I feel like I've tossed you at
some point today and every day prior.

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
No, I just send you to jokes, I know, but
it's nice and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
I appreciate it. I appreciate you.

Speaker 26 (01:09:06):
Oh good that because because my dentist didn't appreciate me.

Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
How this scenario it might be a might be for Atlas.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
You should come up. You probably don't even know what's
going on, and that's the best part.

Speaker 11 (01:09:24):
Come up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
I won't allow me to send it in by it.
Actually I'm gonna do it. Anyways, let's do this.

Speaker 11 (01:09:35):
I don't know, only.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Invite. Let's do almost Jerry and Daniel bravo. One of
them will come.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
I bet you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Chris will probably do it too well.

Speaker 11 (01:09:49):
Jaw return and bless.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Us Jaws here all right, I invited a few more people.
Let's see some people pop up here. Terry the One
and oh, what's up?

Speaker 10 (01:10:03):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
You want to do some courtroom improv? You're welcome to
jump on up in the box. We need somebody. We're
just having fun.

Speaker 10 (01:10:16):
We're just having fun.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
We are just having fun. Job.

Speaker 11 (01:10:20):
I'll give it if you are not, I care, that's
my beyance.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Oh Terry the One and only accepted the invite.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
What you intrigued me? What is courtroom improv?

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Yes, I love it? Okay, so Jaw above.

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
You is the plaintiff, you are his attorney, Janet is
the defendant, and Amy is her attorney. Basically, the audience
is gonna come up with a scenario for us. You
guys will then are you your case.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
They will defend it, and then you'll each get a rebuttal,
and then we do a poll and the audience picks
the winner.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
I am not a lot of students.

Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
You don't have to be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
You think any of us in here are all right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:11:13):
I was on a live earlier and they were citing
Supreme Court cases and I.

Speaker 23 (01:11:17):
Was like, Larry, you're more prepared than off.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
The wall courtroom you've ever going to be in. I'm
prouise you're.

Speaker 26 (01:11:25):
More prepared than we are.

Speaker 23 (01:11:27):
Seriously, all right, when.

Speaker 10 (01:11:31):
You're gathered here today to try hold on, hold on,
I'm gonna put.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
One minute on the clock. Need this scenario. Uh So
I gave you a follow because you came on the panel.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
All right, all right, so.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Yeah we need beer or somebody come up with a
good scenario.

Speaker 11 (01:11:56):
Beer. All women love to be told by dude to
calm down. You're doing awesome.

Speaker 27 (01:12:02):
We love that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
I don't know Joe what do you want to sue
Janet for?

Speaker 11 (01:12:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
What are you thinking? Which you got?

Speaker 10 (01:12:13):
Well, she slapped me in my mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
What were you doing?

Speaker 26 (01:12:23):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Hold on? Will you play into that?

Speaker 26 (01:12:27):
Why anything?

Speaker 23 (01:12:29):
Hold on?

Speaker 11 (01:12:30):
Hold on?

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
Hold on on, Hey jaw, you took her kids to
a carnival. It's it's the state carnival and Janet runs
the Fresh Squeeze lemonade stand. Your son is upset because
she didn't put the same amount of lemons and his
lemonade as the kids before him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
So you've gotten So you got in her face and
she slapped you. But how does that sound?

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Allegedly?

Speaker 10 (01:12:57):
Wait then, how does everybody else play into it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
I'm your I'm your I'm your lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
There he is your attorney.

Speaker 10 (01:13:05):
If you need him to speak for you, oh, I
definitely need him to speak for me.

Speaker 11 (01:13:10):
So you are suing Janet for the slap in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Yes, she slapped you because you got in her face
because she didn't give your kid enough lemons and is
lemonade your honor?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Once again, I'm going to adamantly express allegedly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Well it hasn't started yet, and you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
Do you're lawyer?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:13:36):
Oh my bad?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
My bad. I'm on the other end.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
I'm sorry you are hurting the slappy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
You are Jaw's attorney. So I'm gonna put Jaw on
the screen. He has one minute, but he can always
ask for you to come up and speak as well.
So Janet and Amy will not be able to talk
for a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
You guys will, so Jaw, well.

Speaker 10 (01:14:00):
I'm to get her to talk. The lawyer take over.

Speaker 11 (01:14:04):
Shadow.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Okay, your honor. You know we're here today and the
fact of the matter is my client is innocent. These
are trumped up charges with no evidence other than hearsay.
There was no police report, nothing ever happened.

Speaker 11 (01:14:25):
Wait, I think you're sticking up for the wrong client here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I am. Maybe I missed it right off.
Sorry he's not.

Speaker 10 (01:14:36):
Yeah, thank you. You know I need my fiance to
be my attorney, please.

Speaker 11 (01:14:41):
Yeah, like I like my odds on your side.

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
Your client is Jaw, and Jow is trying to sue
Janet because she's slapped him in the face.

Speaker 11 (01:14:50):
I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Okay, okay, it's honor all right.

Speaker 18 (01:14:55):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
There there are witnesses. There are many people who are
willing to testify that they saw this happen at a
public carnival. This woman got so upset and so irate
that she was screaming, and she slapped this man unprovoked,
for no other reason than over the lemons. This is

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this is ridiculous. I motion that it's dismissed today without prejudice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Right, you still have thirty five seconds unless you're done.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Okay, John, you want to throw anything in there? Or
am I turning over.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
What he said?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
All right, so Janet, you're up. You got one minute
starting now.

Speaker 11 (01:15:42):
Counsel wants Johanne to know you need a good reason
for doing what you did. Carry on.

Speaker 19 (01:15:49):
What I did?

Speaker 26 (01:15:50):
Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Speaker 28 (01:15:54):
The man walked into my hand. He he walked right,
and he walked into it. And let me tell you
something else. The little bratt complained the whole time. Lemony, Lemony, Daddy,
I want some lemony.

Speaker 26 (01:16:15):
I was making it. I couldn't make it fast enough.
And then when he got it, danny, Danny.

Speaker 28 (01:16:24):
It doesn't have enough sugar. I added more sugar. Then
the other one wanted more sugar. Then the other one
wanted more sugar. I added more sugar. I did everything
they wanted. The father got upset, he was upset with
the kids. Then I added everything he wanted and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Your mincepa, your mincepa. All right, so you guys get
one minute rebuttal jah you were your attorney coming up?

Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
Definitely my attorney.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Okay, all right, Terry, you have a one minute rebuttal.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
To her own admittance, she said she was upset. She
said she wasn't getting it the way she wanted. This
man walked into her hand, and then she's upset. Come on,
let's see through through that. Let's see through to this.
The man was innocent. He was only trying to see
right by these children, and this woman became irate and

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slapped him. By her own admittance in her testimony not
five seconds ago, I rest.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
All right, all right, okay, Jameet, you were Amy kimmna, all.

Speaker 26 (01:17:42):
Right, and tell him I was opening the door. My
hand was up to open the door, and he walked
into it.

Speaker 11 (01:17:54):
You're on her.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I would request requests that we have a new hearing
after my client receives UH mental health advisement about her circumstances.
I'm not sure she's fit for court. I think her
testimony up until this point has has proven that. And

(01:18:18):
I would like to withdraw this case and tell my
client has the ability to seek psychological counsel and we
can determine whether or not she's fit to uh to
carry this case on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Okay, So here's what I'm gonna put I'm going to
put up the poll and if people vote for a
hung jury, we will be several months in the future.
And she went to rehab, and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Then automatically.

Speaker 26 (01:18:51):
I got rehab, I got mental health.

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
Wow, you though you're going to get all the services
in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Let's get them. Then who won that case? What do
you guys think?

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
I actually do agree, Janet, I think you might need
some rehab for letting people walk into your hand.

Speaker 11 (01:19:16):
You scenario to stick up for you assaulting somebody who
wanted more sugar or lemons.

Speaker 26 (01:19:26):
Make up the scenario. And my hand was out for
a door, he walked into it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Ma'am. You shouldn't have slapped him.

Speaker 11 (01:19:36):
You should have denied. Deny, deny, deny, dammit.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
I'd be was all hearsay. I gave you the right
words at the beginning on the wrong end. This is
all hearsay. There are no witnesses, so denial.

Speaker 23 (01:19:57):
That was up to you, as my lawyer. Oh what
a what a lawyer?

Speaker 26 (01:20:02):
She turns on me, sends me, I was trying to
save you, thank.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
You from doing some serious time.

Speaker 24 (01:20:11):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
The mental hospital is better.

Speaker 24 (01:20:18):
One more minute on the clock, jaw are you I
gotta I gotta say that Janets was amazing. I walked
into it and a little nagging kid that was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Than it was.

Speaker 29 (01:20:31):
It was.

Speaker 26 (01:20:33):
They're sending me for a mental institution.

Speaker 10 (01:20:35):
Jah, Yeah, your old lay you evaluated.

Speaker 26 (01:20:40):
I know I got screwed by my lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
It's not over yet.

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
You guys got one more minute of rebuttal it's true.

Speaker 11 (01:20:48):
So let's assume the lawyer says no, uh no to
the change of venue, the change of what happened.

Speaker 9 (01:20:59):
Are doing your testing at this point, I'm going to
plead the fit.

Speaker 10 (01:21:05):
Terry.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
You say the thing in the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Yeah, yeah, I would like to add that both of
my clients are excuse me, my client and his spouse
are both mentally ill. They both have a proven history
of psychosis. Oh no, in the interest of the children.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Objection.

Speaker 11 (01:21:36):
The lawyers here are not on trial, all.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Right, So you got Janet Amy.

Speaker 11 (01:21:45):
Given the decision to not have my client evaluated.

Speaker 19 (01:21:50):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
I've had time to confer with her, and she denies
the accusations that she assaulted anyone.

Speaker 11 (01:21:59):
She felt threatened. They tried to come in to her
sing her booth. That's true, and it clearly says no entry.
They opened the door, and while she was trying to
shut it, you know, she pushed back because she didn't
want to be assaulted herself. She was afraid.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
And now I understand that this was a serious situation
where she was afraid of the clients who were disrespecting her,
who were showing signs of violence, and for her own
personal safety, she did what she had to do to
avoid being assaulted herself.

Speaker 10 (01:22:38):
Oh right, that woman just said was bullshit?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
What is that from? No, what what is that from?
That's a thing, my cousin, Vinny, there is everything that
guy said was bullshit.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
One moment, guys, So I will make a decision if
you guys do not there's any in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Let's get some votes. Yeah, one minute, let's go.

Speaker 10 (01:23:06):
You say there was eighty in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Eight I wish.

Speaker 11 (01:23:13):
There there I go.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
I'm just gonna go ahead. Since this is a mock
trial and there are no actual rules, I'm gonna just
go ahead and cast my vote.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
In our face. All right, so far I didn't have
to anything.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
John, would you like to cast your vote?

Speaker 24 (01:23:41):
Okay, okay, normally w is my lovely fiance, But this
time I'm not helping.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
The crazy lady.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Voted for you. Janet voted for you. Your vote don't.

Speaker 10 (01:23:58):
Count because she's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
This isn't a real courtroom. They most certainly count.

Speaker 23 (01:24:06):
Really to be happy a normal courtroom.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
I can vote to you that I vote for me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
No, you, you already established a clear declaration that you
can't vote.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Result in sev the plaintiff wins the case. John and Terry.

Speaker 11 (01:24:31):
A bunch of this is bullshit.

Speaker 30 (01:24:37):
I don't know if is going to start with you man,
she doesn't have a choice, and I already did the
whole sidewalk thing.

Speaker 10 (01:24:47):
Okay for fun out, yeah, we already have You want them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
To come back on? Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:24:55):
Oh okay, we got there, don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Yeah, they get to come back. They can come back.
You know what the request button is this, let's get
there's eight people in here now, John, Terry.

Speaker 9 (01:25:18):
Hello, my name is Stephen. Hi been No, my name
is Stephen. I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 (01:25:25):
By Stephen Yeah, how you doing, John?

Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
Thank you, Thank you John.

Speaker 10 (01:25:32):
My name is actually Jeff.

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
Okay, well I will address you Jeff.

Speaker 10 (01:25:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:37):
Stephen.

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
My name Mary is like I like to go by
bum destroyer, but my real name is Stephen.

Speaker 29 (01:25:42):
You know you say destroyer, yes, bug destroyer, but the
one hundred. To put the one hundred at the end, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
How you doing? Beer pirate. You're still in.

Speaker 10 (01:25:53):
Here with either of.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
You?

Speaker 9 (01:26:04):
Are you whacking it over?

Speaker 20 (01:26:05):
And what is that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Vine? Anybody want to come up here?

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
Holy ship?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Are you dying?

Speaker 11 (01:26:14):
Are you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Jili?

Speaker 10 (01:26:21):
Oh my god, I wish I had my came you guys,
good witnesses.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Would you like to go in? You're new to the page,
you guys?

Speaker 10 (01:26:35):
Ever eat Chilli?

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Give you.

Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
Damn dude, he's dying.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
I'll come back if there's nobody else. Yeah, so Nick, Yeah,
you're really loud.

Speaker 9 (01:26:57):
I do, in fact own the whole goosebas books here.
I have to say that I used to.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
In fact.

Speaker 9 (01:27:05):
They were funded read Amy says.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Amy says you can't defend you, though, Amy.

Speaker 9 (01:27:11):
You can defend me all day, and that's fine. I'm
sure in time you will defend me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Divinely. Guide. Would you like to pop up and be
the defense attorney or beer and something. You said you
can't private practice.

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
Chezy herberia tacos.

Speaker 10 (01:27:34):
All right, well we need somebody to come up, right,
it's just like a third or fourth account.

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
What are you talking about? This is Stephen. My name
is Stephen.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
I don't know who the spin is.

Speaker 9 (01:27:48):
Joh, I do not know who that is.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Yeah, the bend Over Destroyer.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
Yes, yes, the fun Destroyer. That's right, that's me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Oh, not Bendover.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
No is coming up, Amy's coming up.

Speaker 31 (01:28:03):
Yes, that's actually kind of a cool name. Dude, I'm
back especially, Yeah, dude, don't ever go away.

Speaker 11 (01:28:18):
The name is hard for you. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Amen, welcome in. That works pretty well. All right, Hey
we have woman on the clock. We need a situation
where Jaw is suing bun.

Speaker 29 (01:28:34):
Okay, well, so look, look like I I don't know
if you want to do like what we talked about yesterday,
but I'm telling you I think it's a really fun topic,
like where you know, you kidnapped somebody, but like the
kidnappers are suing the hostage for what for?

Speaker 9 (01:28:51):
For mental.

Speaker 10 (01:28:54):
That sounds like California.

Speaker 9 (01:28:56):
Yeah, like, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got
an idea.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
What about justin Michael?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Okay, so Jaw? Uh so hold on, are you Jaws
suing you because you kidnapped him? Is that gonna be
the situation?

Speaker 29 (01:29:18):
No, no, job, the kidnappers sues the hostages. The kidnappers
is suing the hostages.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
So Jaw was the hostage. Jaw was the jaw, you're
the kidnapper.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
No, no, no, no, no, Terry Jaw was was the kidnapper.
But he is actually suing the hostage that he kidnapped.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Bunk, yes, oh yes, okay, okay, I got you the job.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
During your your struggle of tying his hands, you got
severe rugburn on your hands and it like made you
like so you're suing him for the hospital bills? Pause
from you trying to tie him up?

Speaker 11 (01:30:02):
How's that, sony?

Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
The mental struggle of it all of like.

Speaker 10 (01:30:07):
The turmoil, the turmoil of them, of.

Speaker 29 (01:30:11):
Them kidnapping, the kidnapping me uh huh.

Speaker 32 (01:30:16):
Okay, So John, you think that you can argue this,
I mean you can started. Okay, we're at I mean
you can started.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Okay, you're at. You're well, your honor.

Speaker 10 (01:30:36):
If you didn't know, I want to let you know.

Speaker 24 (01:30:39):
I am a professional kidnapper. And I have kidnapped many,
many children. And when I came across Bung Bung destroyer
is Stephen.

Speaker 9 (01:30:52):
My name is Stephen.

Speaker 24 (01:30:53):
I figured no, I was gonna go ahead and kidnap him. Well,
guess what he lied. I gave him my bunk and
he did not destroy it. He finessed it. He tried
to get me to tie his hands.

Speaker 9 (01:31:09):
It was too easy.

Speaker 33 (01:31:11):
And guess what, I got broke burned. And while he
did this, my arms got so burned that it left marks.

Speaker 10 (01:31:22):
I had to go to the doctors. And guess what.
The doctor told me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
To go see him.

Speaker 10 (01:31:27):
So here I am.

Speaker 24 (01:31:28):
I want fifty thousand dollars, and I would like you
to ask him to change his name because he is
not a Bung destroyer.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
All right, well Steven, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 29 (01:31:43):
Well, okay, look, honestly, I wasn't advertising myself out there
like that. I don't understand why someone did just kidnap
some y have their way with them and then just
just want to blow it all up.

Speaker 9 (01:32:00):
Okay.

Speaker 29 (01:32:00):
I thought we had something going on. Okay, I thought
we had something. Okay, Uh, I really did, like he
was talking about a relationship. He was talking about going
out to the islands. He's talking about take me out
in a yacht, and you know I mean, and now
he's trying to sue.

Speaker 9 (01:32:17):
Me for tying me up.

Speaker 29 (01:32:20):
And not allowing not allowing me to destroy Bung. I
don't I don't accept this. I don't accept this, this turmoil.
He thinks he's in turmoil. I'm in turmoil.

Speaker 9 (01:32:31):
I'm in turmoil right now. I don't like what this
man is doing.

Speaker 29 (01:32:36):
He wants money for nothing, and I think this is
this is bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
All right, Okay, you know what, that's pretty good. I'm
gonna give you that. Do you want your terry to do?
You want your terry? You want your attorney to rebuttle?
I have said enough, all right, we'll give him the stage.
Go ahead, you got one minute.

Speaker 8 (01:32:55):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
The fact of the matter is my client is a professional.
He has done this many many times, as will his
videotape show that he has kidnapped and tortured many many people.
Never he suffer an injury to himself. Not to mention
the loss of work he has incurred from his other
kidnappings that he was supposed to perform. Not to mention

(01:33:19):
the emotional distress. You know, we are originally asking for
a poultry fifty thousand dollars just to cover his medical bills.
But as I interview my client more and more we
see emotional distress, loss of work, loss of income, loss
of reputation, loss of future work. You know, at this point,

(01:33:40):
I think your honor, we'd like to go ahead and
up this to a five hundred thousand dollars. I mean,
that is what is saying.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
I gotta know, hold on, Terry, are you an attorney
in real life?

Speaker 19 (01:33:54):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
I told you, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
I just I've just been to jail a lot, come
off and attorney.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Yeah. Man, it's just you know, I'm just playing. I'm
just I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Like, are you gonna let your attorney represent you this time?
Or is it you again?

Speaker 29 (01:34:18):
Is Amy White attorney?

Speaker 11 (01:34:20):
That would be me?

Speaker 29 (01:34:21):
Okay, We'll get your ass up there and do something.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
All right, my questions answer, I'd like my questions.

Speaker 11 (01:34:35):
Ridiculous case. Kidnapping is illegal. Mike client did what he
did and the rest of it is just weirdness that
should be handled like with Judge Judy maybe, but kidnapping
is illegal. I think I need to say no more.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Okay, all right, I'll bring you guys back. You guys,
can you that's funny? This is good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
My client pays taxes on all of his kidnapping or not.

Speaker 11 (01:35:09):
If he's filing taxes for kidnapping, he should be in prison,
your honor.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
All right, we got to pull up, guys. There's nine
of us in the house. Let's get some votes in.
Let's see who won here. Is it gonna be our
ain't this or is it gonna be our attorneys or defendants?

Speaker 10 (01:35:28):
That was good?

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
That would actually turned out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Really, we're a sweep. We're a sweep. We're two for two.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
Yep. There's no in this court votes justin beer. Let's
get votes in here, guys. Oh, we already got votes.
All right, So hey, defendants looking like they're in the
lead at the moment. We got thirty seconds, guys, thirty seconds.
We got any more votes?

Speaker 11 (01:35:52):
It comes down to one fact. Kidnapping is illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
You do not get to that's irrelevant.

Speaker 11 (01:36:01):
Wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Emotional damage.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Yeah, people fall through glass and they are breaking the
buildings and then injure themselves and see the stores all
the time. Maybe not an all the time, they do
do it. Anyways, The court rules of favor the defendant.

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
So, uh, John and Terry, you guys did a wonderful job,
but unfortunately you guys lost the case.

Speaker 29 (01:36:32):
Okay, look, my shitty attorney fucking came through.

Speaker 11 (01:36:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
I would like to appeal.

Speaker 11 (01:36:39):
I apos you calling me a sh the case.

Speaker 9 (01:36:43):
It was horrible, horrible, horrible. I'm glad you were there
for me.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
We still, we're almost.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Ready.

Speaker 9 (01:36:53):
Let's go out and get cocktails.

Speaker 18 (01:36:57):
Almost.

Speaker 11 (01:36:57):
Jarry's almost how you do good?

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
Already? Good? Good good? Let's get one more in here,
one more. We gotta get one more. Come on, Marty eccles.
I probably said your last name wrong, but come on up, man,
you want to be a plaintiff.

Speaker 29 (01:37:16):
I can already tell by that guy's last name that
we can. We're gonna sting that bong. I'm gonna sting
that bong.

Speaker 11 (01:37:23):
Mm hmm, gonna sting it would really really get along
with you.

Speaker 19 (01:37:27):
Objection, We're not we're not.

Speaker 9 (01:37:34):
We're not in court yet, dude, we're not.

Speaker 19 (01:37:39):
No, this isn't a game, this isn't role play.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
This is this is real life. You need to learn
how this is real life.

Speaker 9 (01:37:45):
No, no, no, sir, tie your tie a little bit
tighter that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
I just I just invited you up here because your
name is ridiculous. Oh, hey, there they are. How you
doing that?

Speaker 11 (01:38:00):
Oh?

Speaker 34 (01:38:00):
You know, you guys are killing me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
You know what?

Speaker 34 (01:38:03):
Actually my phone's not totally dead.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
All right, your honor.

Speaker 34 (01:38:07):
Yeah, I'll do my best.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Okay, have you been watching long enough to know kind
of what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Just just the yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
No, okay, So you're the plaintiff almost as your attorney.
The audience is going to give us a scenario, and
then you guys are going to defend your case, and
then Bung and Miami are the defendant and attorney at
the bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
So we're gonna put a minute on the clock. We
need a scenario. Almost said, that's funny, but I don't
want the panel making the decision right now unless if
nobody in the audience makes it a scenario, then we'll
go with that. It's not it's not bad. I just
want to give the audience opportunity. Come on, guys, let's

(01:38:57):
get a weird scenario, something crazy. Thanks, okay, Terry said,
stole hair extensions.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
Actually Ben has long hair, so that could work. And actually,
earlier Ben's Live he was talking.

Speaker 9 (01:39:13):
So my name is Stephen. My name is Stephen.

Speaker 11 (01:39:17):
You know what you want to know?

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
Why I know that that's who this guy is because
he just got mad at me for saying his name.
Stephen was talking about his voluptuous hair earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
So, okay, Sea Nuts, you you let's I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:35):
You were walked walking behind him in the grocery store
and you stepped on his extensions and they fell off,
and he.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Thinks she ripped him.

Speaker 11 (01:39:42):
Out of his head, and he sued me and then
he stole them.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
The other way around.

Speaker 15 (01:39:51):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:39:55):
How about you were behind Sea Nuts and you stepped
on his hair and Sea Nuts you're suing Bung because
you think he did it on purpose.

Speaker 34 (01:40:05):
Well that makes yes, obviously based on the race of Bung.
I mean I can articulate it was intentional.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:40:17):
A scenario.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Sea Nuts, I'm okay. So okay, Bung.

Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
You stepped on Sea nuts hair, okay, and it was
his extensions and they came out. He is suing you
because he thinks you were trying to steal them.

Speaker 29 (01:40:32):
So this dude's this stew's hair is dragging on the
floor like his nuts, and I just happened to walk
behind them at a concerto, and like I.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Stepped for your time, Steven, it's not your minute yet.

Speaker 6 (01:40:46):
We're gonna give a sea nuts a minute to talk,
and then you get an opportunity to defend yourself. See, Nuts,
your minute starts right now, buddy.

Speaker 34 (01:40:55):
Sure, obviously we're passing through the seven to eleven and
the Southern District, and sure, I mean I dragged my
nuts with my braids, and yeah, I might be a
little light skinned for the area, but there's no question
that bung here. You know, he's a native and god,
he was aggressive with me. I did everything I could

(01:41:17):
to try to hold him off, but you know, he
took a little little souvenir with him when he was done.
And you know, it's just been it's been a hard
time bringing it up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Really.

Speaker 34 (01:41:26):
I don't like talking about it. It's embarrassing. I filed
the police support they laughed at me, and well all
my homies laugh at me now too.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
So it sounds like there's a lot of extra emotional damage.

Speaker 34 (01:41:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Okay, almost, you got ten seconds you want to throw
anything in there, man?

Speaker 35 (01:41:46):
Uh, given the next minute, I will give my two
cents based on what my client has told me and
what have police have told me through this investigation.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
All right, Steven, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 29 (01:42:03):
Well, look I have to say is it look Look,
look and look and look.

Speaker 9 (01:42:08):
You know you should look, and when you look, then
you can finally look.

Speaker 26 (01:42:12):
Okay.

Speaker 29 (01:42:12):
So what I'm saying is once you finally start to
look and you see that you were picking out the
doritos at that fucking seven to eleven, the doritos, and
like you were trying to choose between the doritos and
the lays, that you were standing there for way too long,
and somebody had to come through the aisle.

Speaker 9 (01:42:27):
Okay, somebody had to come through, and it was me.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
It happened to be me.

Speaker 29 (01:42:31):
Okay, I was the person I came through. I'm sorry
that your hair comes down to your fucking feet.

Speaker 9 (01:42:38):
Okay. Cut your hair.

Speaker 29 (01:42:41):
Cut your fucking hair. Okay, I don't know what to
do with that. Cut your fucking hair, Trim your shit,
all right. Look, it is not my fault that your
shit is on the ground. You don't know how to
maintenance yourself. You need maintenance.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Watch the language, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:42:58):
You need you need maintenance. You need maintenance. Okay, listen, look, honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
You get a mental rebuttal after they get their minute.
So we're going to give them the opportunity almost. Do
you want to come up or see us? You want
to come back up.

Speaker 19 (01:43:14):
I'm gonna speak for my client really quick.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Yeah, one minute, starting now.

Speaker 36 (01:43:19):
So I have spoke to police about this year Bung Destroyer,
and he has seven frior convictions for crystal methmphetamine.

Speaker 19 (01:43:28):
And he's often he's often tweaked out of his mind. Now,
he was reading objection. He was give me it was
not that mute him, Mute him.

Speaker 36 (01:43:45):
He was on a he was on a four day
bender of reading articles about the cost of p and
my client, my client Sea Nuts, had recently purchased some
very expensive extension.

Speaker 19 (01:44:03):
A Persian princess.

Speaker 36 (01:44:05):
So he thought that what he's seen and he and
did see persian hair, he thought it would be an
opportune time to steal the hair.

Speaker 19 (01:44:13):
Because he was tweaked out of his mind.

Speaker 9 (01:44:16):
I've not been your honor, No, not been there.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
Hold On, Okay, first off, okay, Steven, hold On, that
was good. I got Jerry, that was good. But now
we're gonna give our defense opportunity he clearly has.

Speaker 9 (01:44:34):
Honestly. No, no, no, sir, it was not for Beth.

Speaker 11 (01:44:39):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:44:39):
I didn't I did not get caught for Beth.

Speaker 20 (01:44:42):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
No, I'm not sweaking now, No.

Speaker 10 (01:44:48):
Sir, I.

Speaker 9 (01:44:51):
I have been clean off of what I've been on
and that was that was the age. It was not
the be it was not the m Okay.

Speaker 29 (01:44:58):
So look listen, honestly, I've been there.

Speaker 9 (01:45:01):
I've done that. You're right, Okay, I have been there.
I have done that. Okay, but you are not going to.

Speaker 29 (01:45:06):
Stand here and tell me right now that I am
not a new person. I have been there to the
edges of everything that is horrible. Okay, okay, And I
am a new person and I have been a new
person for like years.

Speaker 9 (01:45:20):
Okay, So look, call me by my name, Stephen.

Speaker 29 (01:45:23):
My name is Stephen by the way, anyway, Like I
just I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:45:27):
I don't like these people that want to come at
me like this. I need my lawyer. Where's my lawyer?

Speaker 19 (01:45:32):
Where's my journey law?

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Eight seconds?

Speaker 11 (01:45:35):
So I didn't know I still needed eight seconds.

Speaker 19 (01:45:44):
Gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:45:45):
I would like to say, this is a ridiculous case
and both clients deserve to be locked up.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Wow, this is it?

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
What fuck?

Speaker 11 (01:45:55):
Dude?

Speaker 9 (01:45:57):
You fuck the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
Pulls up, everybody. Come on, we got one minute. Are
you again here? Come on, Nick, you welcome in.

Speaker 11 (01:46:09):
Beer me public defender.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Let's get votes. Let's get some motes in. Let's get
some notes.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
Voting yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Yes, do not vote if you're in the panel. We
have enough people in the can make consider. Wow, it's
a pretty even split right now.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Yeah, this is good.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
We're getting votes. You need more vote people. Let's get
one more vote here. We got twenty five seconds.

Speaker 34 (01:46:37):
Yeah, we have DNA samples.

Speaker 18 (01:46:38):
I don't know what you guys are. Look, there's stains
on the dress.

Speaker 9 (01:46:44):
Samples. It's I want to see these DNA samples. That's hair.

Speaker 18 (01:46:51):
It wasn't a wig they think it was. They think
it was a weave.

Speaker 9 (01:46:54):
That was real hair. He was aggressive.

Speaker 37 (01:46:57):
The whole case is based on it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
And amy you guys, You guys won.

Speaker 27 (01:47:03):
What the what.

Speaker 11 (01:47:08):
Logic?

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
I want to give you a follow. I do appreciate
you coming on. I hope you enjoyed that.

Speaker 38 (01:47:23):
You guys suck suck you gots suck again.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna I'm disconnecting both
of you. You have the opportunity to come back up.
But that's just the way the game works. You guys
did a hell of a job, disconnected, Please hang out
to come back up. Let's see who else we got here.
Who's going up? John? We got to come up.

Speaker 14 (01:47:49):
Oh.

Speaker 24 (01:47:52):
I voted for the defendants because I wanted to hear
Amy's lovely voice.

Speaker 9 (01:48:00):
Don't be a romantic right now?

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
This is court first one to request with Terry. So, Terry,
you are in here, and you Jaw's attorney. What the
hell attorney again? All right? So they did win the
first round, I believe so, and Amy you have it.

Speaker 29 (01:48:19):
You have it employ this time, and we're two for
two or two for right now.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Okay, let me say one thing. Let me say one thing.

Speaker 9 (01:48:25):
I didn't know it. I didn't know it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
But there's like eleven people up here, and you could
vote for yourself, and there was like four people voting
last time. You're not giving gifts, you're not losing any money,
you're just voting. So anybody who's hanging out listening to this,
and I was like, what, I'm not clicking on this ship.
I don't know, you know, then click on the little
crystal when it comes time.

Speaker 11 (01:48:48):
Jag understands that the panel doesn't get a vote.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
So your vote, Oh, we don't get a vote as
a panel if you're.

Speaker 11 (01:49:00):
Ourselves.

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
Ah well I voted last night.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Yeah, it's all good.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
This is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
So here's what's gonna happen. One minute on the board.
Come on, everybody. We need a scenario. We need a
good scenario. We're gonna do two more of these and
then we're gonna wrap it up because I actually do
have to work in the morning. Uh, we got fifty seconds.
What we got, Chap, I'm gonna.

Speaker 10 (01:49:25):
Wrap it up.

Speaker 11 (01:49:28):
That's hot.

Speaker 10 (01:49:30):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna wrap anyo.

Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
Snail race.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
I do Yeah he did mention that last time. Yeah,
maybe do that.

Speaker 29 (01:49:43):
I can smell it. I can smell it from here.

Speaker 10 (01:49:50):
We can smell the bung that you're destroying.

Speaker 29 (01:49:53):
Oh yeah, I can smell the bung and the fish
and the smell the trail.

Speaker 11 (01:49:59):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
If it was a rigged race sprinkled salt all over
your guys' tracks.

Speaker 9 (01:50:09):
I like yeah, I mean I like salt.

Speaker 10 (01:50:15):
Do you like salt on your buns?

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
I like.

Speaker 11 (01:50:22):
Destroyed. You're not the destroyer.

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
I have like the the rigged snail race is good. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:50:31):
So you guys opposite, but it's time.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Okay. So you guys were in the nationals for snail racing.
You and Jaw are like Bung and Jaw.

Speaker 6 (01:50:41):
You guys are like the top two national recognized snail racers,
and Jaw you are suing Bung because you found a
tiny little rocket hidden underneath the snail.

Speaker 10 (01:50:54):
Can I can I be the defendant? I've never been
the defendant. We have to be the damn point.

Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
I'm fine with that. If you guys want to do that.
If you guys are cool with it, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
Cool with it. I'm cool with it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Okay. So, Bung, you found a tiny little rocket hidden
in the shell of Jaws snail. So you're suing a
tiny little rocket. Yep, that's what's happened. So with that
being said, Bung, you get the stage first, my friend,
are you ready? You meeted your mic? If not, I'll

(01:51:25):
have your attorney start for you, but we'll give you
a second.

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
Okay, sorry about that, You're a.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Minute starts right now?

Speaker 23 (01:51:38):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Okay, okay, no, can you can you explain the uh?

Speaker 10 (01:51:42):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
You and and Jaw are the top two like national
snail racers in the US, and you found out that
Jaw hid a tiny rocket in his snail's shell.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Could this be international of the world?

Speaker 14 (01:51:57):
Make it?

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
We could totally make it international.

Speaker 3 (01:51:59):
Perfect that matters, Okay.

Speaker 29 (01:52:02):
Okay, no, no, no, wait, like like so so I'm
the top what I'm sorry explaining more time?

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
So like the best snail racers in the world, you too,
and you're racing against each other and you found a
little rocket and Jaws snail.

Speaker 11 (01:52:20):
Oh you're calling race.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
So you're seeing a race because you found a rocket and.

Speaker 29 (01:52:30):
Get what yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:52:33):
No, no, no, he was working with nitros.

Speaker 19 (01:52:35):
You know, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
Okay, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 29 (01:52:40):
Well, I don't think it's fair that this, this dude
likes to call himself jaw was working with nitros. Look, look,
I have I have a snail farm. I've been working
with snails for many years, like I think over sixteen
years now, okay, and I have been doing this thing
for a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
Okay.

Speaker 29 (01:52:58):
I don't need someone coming in game and rigging their
snails with nitros. Okay, look, I don't care. You know,
like I'm gonna shut that ship down. Dude, you think
you could come in here and like rig the games
and bypass like what it means to actually work with
snails and make them race, you know, truly, dude, No,

(01:53:22):
not here, not my book, no sir, No, no, not
my grandmama's cookies. No, no, sir, you will not have
them like I will fight you tooth and nail.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
John, Yell.

Speaker 10 (01:53:38):
My turn, yep. When does the time start? You know
you could start a timer that we can see.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
Right, How do how do I do that?

Speaker 11 (01:53:46):
Just start?

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Juy?

Speaker 10 (01:53:48):
Okay, okay, you all just start? Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (01:53:51):
JG?

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Go ahead?

Speaker 10 (01:53:53):
Your runner.

Speaker 24 (01:53:54):
As I sit in this room, I am the number
one snail racer in all of the world. This guy
here is just upset that he's now number two. If
he would have thought about the rocket, believe me, he
would have put the rocket in his snail. As a
matter of fact, I guarantee you in the next race

(01:54:15):
he will. And I'll tell you why. I have the
International Snail Race Book in front of me in my hand,
and I can show you in chapter one, verse three,
it specifically states no.

Speaker 10 (01:54:34):
Diesel nitros. It has nothing about high octane nitros.

Speaker 24 (01:54:41):
So, your honor, he is just upset that I am
number one and he is number two and he didn't
think about it. But believe me, he will be using
my rocket idea.

Speaker 6 (01:54:53):
Okay, Uh, Steven, are you to have your attorney represent
you or do you want to come up for the rebuttal?

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
You know, thank you so much. Oh you sent that
to job even better? That was good.

Speaker 14 (01:55:05):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Uh is either you were Amy? Who's coming up?

Speaker 11 (01:55:09):
Well?

Speaker 29 (01:55:09):
I feel my attorney should speak for me right now.

Speaker 11 (01:55:13):
Okay, thank you very much. There is no proof that
this was a diesel fuel rocket, and in the handbook
of snail races, rockets are allowed, and there is no
evidence that. Oh wait, I'm wrong side, I've gotten the way. Shoot,

(01:55:36):
I'm defending John.

Speaker 26 (01:55:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:55:44):
Over of all cases, I was possessed.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54):
Oh god, I'd like to be the one that possessed
my fucking like.

Speaker 11 (01:56:00):
What I reclaim my time? That was not me, your honor.
That was a possession.

Speaker 10 (01:56:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:56:08):
Hey, hey, my client will be quiet in the peanut gallory.
He was wrong here gallery.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
Oh no, you did not let your attorney talk.

Speaker 19 (01:56:19):
I quit.

Speaker 11 (01:56:20):
I quit. I can't do this job anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
All right, she's been acquitted.

Speaker 29 (01:56:27):
She's been acquitted, like I like, like, I have no
idea what kind of attorney. That is what kind of
like five seconds, I feel like I'm a kangaroo court
right now, Like I mean, this is this is just
this is just beyond the pale. I'm sorry, Like you know,
I've got your honor. I have an attorney that doesn't
know how to work her job, like I'm not paying her.

Speaker 9 (01:56:46):
I am not paying her. I'm actually suing it, like
sue my attorney after this, you're probably after this like no, no,
a whole new case.

Speaker 19 (01:56:57):
That job done with this case.

Speaker 11 (01:56:58):
I'm suing you for you, suing you for me never
to be involved in again.

Speaker 6 (01:57:10):
I'm gonna be honest here, I'm putting the pull up,
but I already got an answer from what.

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
We're still gonna get the audience the opportunity to make
their decisions.

Speaker 10 (01:57:19):
You're skipping my attorney's chance.

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
You're missing right right.

Speaker 39 (01:57:24):
Only is my client fifteen time world champion. Not only
is my client a fifteen time world champion. It has
been proven by the defense that in this book of
snail racing, diesel powered snail racing is illegal. Ultra high

(01:57:45):
powered diesel fuel racing is allowed. It is clearly if
it's not, it's not a crime. My client is innocent,
has proven has done nothing wrong. Is a champion among champions.
When you look about snail racing, you will see my client.
And we'd like to avoid that asterisk I arrest my case.

Speaker 11 (01:58:08):
I would like to give mister Bun Destroyer a new
a new attorney in this case. Is I have forfeited
my ability for John?

Speaker 9 (01:58:18):
You can say that again, you both.

Speaker 10 (01:58:23):
Let's just walk down more than.

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Once because.

Speaker 3 (01:58:28):
The bum was offered up. The bun was offered up.

Speaker 9 (01:58:33):
That's it destroyer or in the court.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
Let's get them votes in, guys, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 11 (01:58:42):
There was a personal conflict of interest, your honor, and
I recuse myself. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
I feel like Bun kind of gave himself in when
he started arguing with you.

Speaker 9 (01:58:59):
I just don't know, or I don't know where that
was going to go.

Speaker 11 (01:59:03):
I did stay that was going to go to differ
to represent destroyer in second.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Look more votes, guys.

Speaker 9 (01:59:13):
I need someone to guard my bun.

Speaker 11 (01:59:18):
Not that person.

Speaker 19 (01:59:21):
For you.

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
It is it is Bun Destroyer, not Bung defender.

Speaker 9 (01:59:26):
Stephen. My name is Stephen.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
The court has ruled in Stephen Wild plaintiff.

Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
Are you kidding? What are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
Sixty plaintiff wins.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
What the third?

Speaker 9 (01:59:49):
Three times in the road in.

Speaker 3 (01:59:56):
Wrong but no way.

Speaker 38 (02:00:01):
Always destroys its just yeah, flawed destroyer always comes everybody,
everybody trying.

Speaker 3 (02:00:19):
Trial, this trial.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
In the car the lawyer definitely, I think I think
the judge is just so happy that his bung was
destroyed by the bunk destroyer that he just let him win.
You know, I can destroy my own buy the church
like that. Man.

Speaker 9 (02:00:43):
You can't talk to the.

Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
John. Thank you and Terry you thanks man.

Speaker 9 (02:00:56):
Dude, I'm laughing and you.

Speaker 1 (02:01:00):
You guys?

Speaker 10 (02:01:01):
Is this round?

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
Is this your third round?

Speaker 11 (02:01:05):
We want?

Speaker 1 (02:01:08):
I'm we have twelve people in here. We need two
new opponents, Okay and Amy?

Speaker 9 (02:01:17):
Come on, dude, we just won three times in a row.

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
Dude, Yes, come on wrapping this up here?

Speaker 10 (02:01:23):
So jerries back to get up.

Speaker 3 (02:01:27):
You know what I'm three times in a row.

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
Janet. I'm inviting you up, Janet? Or do we want justin?
Who wants to?

Speaker 19 (02:01:34):
We want Janet? We want, we will take we take
Janet all Janet all?

Speaker 1 (02:01:38):
Right here we go. Let's see who's who just put
their request jaw Well, we'll do one or two more
rounds and then we're gonna wrap it up guys after
this almost let's see you were you guys were the
plaintiff and Amy.

Speaker 11 (02:01:56):
Right, I'm always on the defendant side.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
I know this last time you guys were I know,
like me to be your attorney.

Speaker 11 (02:02:04):
I mean, if you want to be, I am the attorney.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
Okay, that's almost. You're the plaintiff, Janus your attorney, Bung
you're the defendant, and Amy's your attorney. Okay, yeah, one
minute on the clock. Come on, we have twelve people
in here.

Speaker 19 (02:02:21):
We know no like like what do we what do we?

Speaker 3 (02:02:23):
What are we talking?

Speaker 14 (02:02:23):
Like?

Speaker 3 (02:02:24):
Like what's it?

Speaker 26 (02:02:24):
What's it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:25):
What's the case.

Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
We're giving the audience one minute to come up with
a good scenario. So as the audience doesn't give us
a scenario in a minute, then we come up with something.

Speaker 10 (02:02:35):
That's how I've been doing all right, right hey JG.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
The opportunity what's on.

Speaker 19 (02:02:39):
Deck for like for like future times that we do this.

Speaker 36 (02:02:43):
I love your ideas, So like before you come on live,
you should think of stuff throughout the week and have
like a list of like ten really bizarre ones.

Speaker 19 (02:02:51):
So when you come on, if they don't vote you
can just like rifle those off.

Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 11 (02:02:55):
Oh, I'm going to destroy you in court.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
Amy's like, shut up. Almost someone shopped on a casino,
a casino floor, fishing on private property. That could work.
Door Dash took your money. Oh okay, that's kind of good.
We else we got? We got five more seconds anybody
else eight half the order of door Dash order.

Speaker 34 (02:03:23):
No, no, I do like that one.

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
Princess, Princess, I love you coming and hang now with this.
I don't think I like that one. So the minutes up?
You guys, what do you want to work with here?

Speaker 11 (02:03:33):
All right? How about somebody was led into a donkey
show without understanding.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
What that I want to use. I want to use
one of the audience's decisions.

Speaker 19 (02:03:43):
But we got like four of dods took my money.

Speaker 1 (02:03:46):
I kind of like the door Dash took the money.
I think that's okay. So, uh, if Ben was the
door Dash person, I could totally see him still your money.
I'm sorry, even Stephen, my bad. Jannett stolen David. I'm
attorney Janet Is.

Speaker 11 (02:04:08):
Oh you're the attorneys, So Jared stole from the destroyer.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Almost you are on one of those thirty minutes or
less kind of deals. So if you don't deliver the
money within the pizza within thirty minutes, they don't have
to pay. You showed up at like twenty nine point
five something seconds, and Bung is pissed and refusing to
pay for you, and he snatches the pizza from you

(02:04:33):
before you get the opportunity to just decline the order.
So you are suing him for not only not paying you,
but for stealing the pizza too.

Speaker 4 (02:04:44):
Right, Okay, we're still gonna witness mister destroyer almost.

Speaker 1 (02:04:50):
I'm gonna put you on the pant on the big
screen here, and you got a minute starting now.

Speaker 36 (02:04:56):
So I work at an exotic uh let me let
me cut this background noise off. I work at an
exclusive pizza establishment that sells things like pizza and also schnitzel.

Speaker 9 (02:05:10):
And he ordered pizza and schnitzel.

Speaker 36 (02:05:13):
We got a thirty minute delivery promise that we'll get
it there within thirty minutes. I showed up at about
twenty nine minutes. He's seen that I had a free
Palestine sticker on my car because I am Palestinian.

Speaker 19 (02:05:28):
Given the fact that he ordered snitchel, he.

Speaker 36 (02:05:32):
Asked my stance on what's happening with Israel and Palestine,
and the fact.

Speaker 1 (02:05:35):
That he was I don't want the politics stuff.

Speaker 36 (02:05:39):
It's not politics, it's the fact that he was very
racially prejudiced on the fact that I was Palestinian. And
although I got the pizza in Schnitzel there, within thirty minutes,
he decided he didn't want to pay, and he proceeded
to rip the free Palestine sticker off of my car
and told me be on my way or there will

(02:06:00):
be gun fire involved.

Speaker 1 (02:06:05):
All right, this is totally different direction, I thought, But whatever,
we'll roll with it, buddy.

Speaker 9 (02:06:09):
If well deserved, yeah, well deserved, well deserved. I'm sorry.
Look this guy, he did not own up to his
late I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 (02:06:17):
He showed up there like at twenty twenty nine minutes
and fifty five seconds and he didn't get to my door,
you know, at the thirty minute mark. I'm sorry that
I have a stopwatch and I was like clocking.

Speaker 9 (02:06:27):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 (02:06:28):
It's my right, sir, it is my right. You guys
don't say that for no reason. If you say thirty minutes,
it means thirty fucking minutes. Okay, not a fucking second
after when you came to my door, you knocked on it.
It was after thirty fucking minutes. Okay, So I took
that pizza. I am literally by law, by your own word,
by your own business is word. You know, I'm able

(02:06:51):
to take that fucking pizza and gone with my day.
So I have no idea why we even have like
a situation here. I'm in my right, that is, that's
what you guys claimed. You claimed that if you gave
me the pizza within thirty minutes, you know that I
would have to pay. But after no, and I'm sorry,
you showed up twenty nine minutes, in fifty five seconds

(02:07:12):
at you know, when you when you got here in
your car, you know, but by the time you got
to my door. Uh uh no, sir, No Janet.

Speaker 1 (02:07:20):
Would you like to speak on your uh.

Speaker 19 (02:07:22):
Yes, attorney Janet.

Speaker 36 (02:07:24):
Attorney Janet, could you just please explain to him the
legalities of the fact that I was here at his
door within twenty nine minutes on the property.

Speaker 19 (02:07:31):
Could you say any mom, I'm about.

Speaker 26 (02:07:33):
To explain that, yes, your honor, not only was there the.

Speaker 25 (02:07:38):
Super who's your daddy pizza involved, which was a whopping
fifty dollars. The super Who's Your Daddy pizza has to
be delivered in a certain time because there has a
PopOut feature.

Speaker 26 (02:07:52):
Who's your Daddy? The pops out to the top of
the box and a you know, penis fashion, but.

Speaker 28 (02:08:04):
That is timed within twenty five minutes of delivery. So
the Who's your Daddy a penis feature would have popped
out in twenty five minutes had not been delivered within
twenty five minutes.

Speaker 26 (02:08:21):
So that was not popped out, your honor.

Speaker 28 (02:08:27):
So we have the super Daddy fifty dollars Who's your
Daddy pizza feature that did.

Speaker 26 (02:08:32):
Not pop and we also have.

Speaker 8 (02:08:37):
We need.

Speaker 1 (02:08:39):
Your mansap, your mansup. Gott give him the opportunity buying
or you were amy coming up.

Speaker 29 (02:08:47):
I would like my ascertainty to come up and speak
for me.

Speaker 11 (02:08:51):
Okay, I have slapped around my client enough to understand
that he is telling the truth. With your honor, plump.
I didn't leave him at first, but the pizza didn't
arrive at twenty nine point five anything. It arrived at

(02:09:14):
thirty minutes. He was assaulted with racial slurs. He's telling
the true. I believe that he is.

Speaker 3 (02:09:26):
He's right.

Speaker 9 (02:09:26):
I didn't want.

Speaker 29 (02:09:27):
I did not want like your honor. I did not
want to say that because I didn't want to go
low but below the belt like these gentlemen did. But yes,
but yes, I was assaulted with racial slurs and not
only that, but you know, I tried to be fair.
I wanted to be fair, but they did come after

(02:09:49):
thirty minutes, and I did not know what to do.

Speaker 9 (02:09:52):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 (02:09:52):
Can I let my attorney back up to finish her?

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
I would say, yes, you got your minute out of that.
So between the two of you we could get a
hung Jerry though, well, well you will see.

Speaker 26 (02:10:03):
Are we neglecting the pop up pizza has a self timer?

Speaker 1 (02:10:09):
I mean that would be pretty exciting.

Speaker 26 (02:10:11):
To see, Like the Turkey pop up timer.

Speaker 1 (02:10:14):
We got fifty three people, let's get your boats out.

Speaker 26 (02:10:16):
If we're getting the pop up pizza that has a self.

Speaker 11 (02:10:20):
Timer, I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:10:23):
That sounds entertaining.

Speaker 26 (02:10:24):
No, I'm breaking rules.

Speaker 23 (02:10:25):
I have to silence myself.

Speaker 5 (02:10:28):
No, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:10:28):
I mean it was funny. I'm not gonna say it
wasn't funny. I wasn't cracking up, but it was funny.

Speaker 26 (02:10:33):
No, I had to side step the issue.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
And also, everybody, let's go.

Speaker 26 (02:10:40):
I had to respect the room because we have certain
people in the room that like bung bung holes and.

Speaker 11 (02:10:50):
Your honor.

Speaker 9 (02:10:51):
My name is.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
Change the name of your thing.

Speaker 9 (02:10:58):
My name is Steven.

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
Okay, Stephen.

Speaker 26 (02:11:03):
I thought you'd appreciate the pizza.

Speaker 9 (02:11:07):
Appreciate pizza.

Speaker 19 (02:11:08):
Yes, thank you, Thank you, princess. I agree, and I
was there in time.

Speaker 3 (02:11:13):
Thank you, princess. I do agree.

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
I agree well, and the the the vote was in
honor of the defendants. Again.

Speaker 36 (02:11:23):
Yeah, what if you're complaining about thirty minutes, If you're
after thirty minutes, that was very.

Speaker 19 (02:11:30):
Jewish of you.

Speaker 3 (02:11:35):
To complain.

Speaker 36 (02:11:36):
You know what if you brought up the Palestine thing. No,
you brought up the Palestine thing. On my part, that
just seems like something you would do.

Speaker 11 (02:11:44):
Yeh oh no, oh yeah, you have a new case against.

Speaker 23 (02:11:51):
Stephen over here, Stephen, they cannot be beaten.

Speaker 1 (02:12:00):
I I'm sort I gotta be honest, Steve. Your your
arguments are very uh simple, simplified, and they're working for
some reason. No, no, Janet, we're kicking you off almost Jerry,

(02:12:21):
we're kicking you off. Love you guys, we have Let's
do one more round and see where we're at. I'm
either gonna I'll probably wrap it up after that, though.
We need two people in the chat.

Speaker 9 (02:12:34):
Come on, come on, I think I got one more
than me.

Speaker 1 (02:12:37):
Yeah, we're gonna do one more.

Speaker 10 (02:12:39):
Do one more?

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
We wrap it up. I've been on here two hours.

Speaker 11 (02:12:41):
So I got to calling as attorney. What was he thinking?

Speaker 7 (02:12:48):
We spent too much time being the kind of threw me.

Speaker 29 (02:12:51):
Out to the hols there? Amy like, but I mean,
do you win?

Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
Yeah? You guys continue to win.

Speaker 9 (02:13:01):
That's our fourth win.

Speaker 1 (02:13:03):
Can I move you guys boxes?

Speaker 5 (02:13:04):
How do I do that?

Speaker 11 (02:13:06):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
All right, almost, I know that you just requested, but
I want to see if anybody else wants to jump I.

Speaker 29 (02:13:14):
Think I think I think you would have to drop
us and put us back in with no one else
in here.

Speaker 1 (02:13:18):
We got Nikki, we got beer Pirate. You guys haven't
been on. Why don't you guys? Uh, come on here,
I'm gonna bring you two back. Let's do this. I'm
gonna request Amy, let's see put you there. You know
you guys are at the top. We need people. We
need two people to jump on here. Two game. Okay,

(02:13:42):
all right, we got.

Speaker 9 (02:13:48):
Here today.

Speaker 1 (02:13:59):
That was what you're acting I.

Speaker 27 (02:14:03):
Was acting bad. I think, Oh no, I'm just living
under a bridge somewhere, you know, drinking some alcohol.

Speaker 37 (02:14:23):
I'm saying, Okay, how do I get my echo out.

Speaker 1 (02:14:32):
A request?

Speaker 11 (02:14:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:14:37):
My god?

Speaker 11 (02:14:39):
Is that better?

Speaker 1 (02:14:42):
Always go?

Speaker 11 (02:14:43):
If you hit hit, yeah, you still got air.

Speaker 37 (02:14:50):
In the The only other thing you think, Oh, let
me turn off my maybe my TV?

Speaker 11 (02:15:01):
I don't know, Yeah, okay, maybe it's that.

Speaker 19 (02:15:13):
What do you what do you?

Speaker 3 (02:15:14):
What do you?

Speaker 14 (02:15:14):
What do you?

Speaker 9 (02:15:15):
What do you want? You want?

Speaker 1 (02:15:16):
What do you want you want?

Speaker 27 (02:15:18):
I'm on my phone, but I have my TV on
and it might be going through my TV. And that's
about it.

Speaker 9 (02:15:27):
I did.

Speaker 27 (02:15:28):
I turned it off right now.

Speaker 1 (02:15:29):
It's definitely.

Speaker 3 (02:15:37):
Uh have you.

Speaker 11 (02:15:48):
Okay?

Speaker 27 (02:15:48):
Well, let's listen to.

Speaker 9 (02:15:51):
A lot of podcast.

Speaker 10 (02:15:54):
Era of you got.

Speaker 26 (02:15:58):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
Alright, Hey, d First off, I really appreciate you wanting
to come on, but if we can't get the audio
on that face, I don't think it will work. Nothing
against you, just being honest. We can't work with that.
If you figure it out, we can bring it back on.

Speaker 11 (02:16:14):
I'm telling you. If you pull down your you know,
your screen, and you hit are plane control, wait for
it to kick in and then turn it back off again.

Speaker 4 (02:16:24):
It does.

Speaker 11 (02:16:24):
A reset works for me every time.

Speaker 1 (02:16:29):
Yeah, try that and then I'll bring you back on.
I've never had the double audio issue less. I use
like those Bluetooth bikes sometimes I'll eat it.

Speaker 4 (02:16:45):
All.

Speaker 1 (02:16:45):
Right, let's see here, We'll invite her back on here.
See what happens. We still need one more person on.

Speaker 29 (02:16:54):
Top of pretty damn sure she won't be able to
figure it out, but it's fine, we'll.

Speaker 1 (02:16:57):
Figure it out.

Speaker 27 (02:17:03):
Well, that's rude. I don't know what your name is,
but that's rude.

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
It's okay.

Speaker 27 (02:17:17):
Well, let's let's continue with this courtroom chaos and uh
let's figure out some uh like.

Speaker 9 (02:17:27):
At the same time.

Speaker 1 (02:17:33):
I can't do the double I can't do the double.

Speaker 2 (02:17:37):
Audio probably probably remember Terry back up here.

Speaker 9 (02:17:47):
Probably.

Speaker 3 (02:17:49):
Hey, I'm not going to play another round. I just
wanted to say, man, this was really original and really fun,
and I liked hanging out with you guys and listening,
so I'm gonna go ahead and bounce. But it was fun, though,
and it was cool, and I hope see you guys
got color.

Speaker 1 (02:18:04):
Don't you be cooler? Thank you?

Speaker 17 (02:18:07):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (02:18:07):
I will be trying to do this at least three
nights a week Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday tonight. It's just
kind of a bonus, right on. Peace, good night, Peace.

Speaker 11 (02:18:16):
I out thank you for the peer pressure because I'm
the champion and that feels good the champions.

Speaker 3 (02:18:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (02:18:24):
Thank you so much for trying to come on. Maybe
another time we could try it again. It just wasn't working.
The audio is just not good, and I know it's
not your fault. I just I don't know how to
fix it. We need we need two people to jump
on it, or op olp. Beer's coming on, Beer's coming on?

Speaker 9 (02:18:42):
And almost.

Speaker 1 (02:18:45):
Uh oh yeah, beer, we got almost.

Speaker 36 (02:18:48):
Golly man catch breaking slide right now?

Speaker 1 (02:18:54):
This is the last one? And why did he just
pop off?

Speaker 3 (02:18:58):
Beer?

Speaker 11 (02:18:59):
Beer?

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
Fear me one more person? Jah, you want to come on?
That's even He's probably on his own live now probably
how about compu bear. I feel like you've been on
one of these before I invited you. There she is, hey, Hi,
how are you hey? Are you are you ready to
help wrap up the show?

Speaker 17 (02:19:22):
I am yes?

Speaker 1 (02:19:23):
Good?

Speaker 3 (02:19:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
So you are going to be the attorney for almost
he is a defendant, okay, Amy is the attorney for Bung.
They've been killing it they've been for strong now, okay,
so we need the audience. I want d to pick
the scenario because I agree that Bung was being kind
of rude to you. So I want you to come

(02:19:44):
up with a scenario. H he's on his own live
streaming about the Bible or something. Oh okay, it's fine,
you know, it's his life. What you got, D give
us a scenario. You give us something. I've got a timer.
We got about thirty eight seconds right now. Anybody in

(02:20:09):
the the uh uh just watching? Just give us some ideas.

Speaker 11 (02:20:17):
Anybody sober in the comments?

Speaker 40 (02:20:22):
Right yeah, I'm gonna start writing stuff it out so
you have some much scenarios.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
Okay, I got it. Bug, you're there, I'm here.

Speaker 6 (02:20:46):
You were in a fender bender and you were on
the way to the hospital and almost Jerry was the
paramedic working on you, and there was a bee in
the room with you, so instead of actual there was
a bumblebee in the cab with you, guys and Jerry,

(02:21:08):
and Jerry's actually really afraid of bees, so he started
swatting at the bee instead of taking care of you,
and you did not appreciate that, So you are suing
almost Jerry for neglect of doing his job because he
was too busy swatting at a bee.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
Is that good? Could you guys want to work with that?

Speaker 19 (02:21:33):
Who goes first on.

Speaker 11 (02:21:35):
As a very unambiguous win.

Speaker 1 (02:21:38):
Okay, so Bung or Steven, he gets to go first.
He gets one minute, and then you get to defend yourself, Jerry. Okay, yeah,
all right, so Bung, you're on the big screen and
you got one minute starting now.

Speaker 9 (02:21:52):
Okay, look, yeah, this is gender bender. It hurt my neck.

Speaker 29 (02:21:57):
I almost thought it was destroyed. I almost thought like
my life was gone. In those moments when I was
in that Fender Binner, I thought that my life was ended.

Speaker 9 (02:22:07):
And then I had to get put into you know,
this this machine type thing that was taking me.

Speaker 29 (02:22:16):
To the hospital, and there's a freaking bee in there. Okay,
and this guy, this guy, instead of like taking care
of me in my time of need, he was swatting
a fucking bee. He was swatting a bee. Okay, Like, dude,
do your job. Do your fucking job.

Speaker 9 (02:22:33):
Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 29 (02:22:35):
Like you're supposed to be taking care of me, Dude,
I don't care if there's a bee on your fucking shoulder.
Right there, or trying to fucking sting you in the
fucking arm.

Speaker 9 (02:22:42):
All right, you need to take care of things, all right.

Speaker 29 (02:22:46):
You almost allowed me to unlive.

Speaker 9 (02:22:49):
You were supposed to be there for me. You were
supposed to be there for me. My name is Stephen.

Speaker 36 (02:23:00):
Or I am Jerry Shenanigans with Prime Meridian E MTS.
What Stephen, I won't refer to you as bung destroyer.

Speaker 38 (02:23:11):
Uh.

Speaker 36 (02:23:12):
What Steven failed to tell you is that this fender
bender in quotations, he was.

Speaker 3 (02:23:20):
In a go cart.

Speaker 36 (02:23:21):
They were at an amusement park on go karts, and
it is very common for a fender bender to happen
in go karts. And his complaint was that he, you know,
he felt distraught from a fender bender into go cart
and he was ailing from a minor cold and was in.

Speaker 3 (02:23:41):
Fear for his life.

Speaker 36 (02:23:42):
When I pulled up his medical history, it showed that
he was allergic to bees.

Speaker 19 (02:23:48):
Now there's a bee in the cabin.

Speaker 36 (02:23:51):
I don't know what else to do but to try
to save his life, because if he gets stung, it's
over for him. We don't have an EpiPen until we
get to the heart.

Speaker 19 (02:24:03):
A wow.

Speaker 1 (02:24:06):
Okay, hold on what's happening to Stephen? Are you coming
back up? Or your attorney take the stage? David Bine,
Are you taking a stage? Or is your attorney my attorney?

Speaker 11 (02:24:22):
All right, please your honor. Apparently, apparently this ambulance is
not equipped with an EpiPen, one of the most important
things to treat rapidly. And not only was he flailing

(02:24:43):
around about a bee, he's worried about equipment he should
have had with him in the first place. And he's
neurotic and needs to not be in ambulances anymore. So
we would like to submit a new case where we
terminate his employment and also sue those who hired him

(02:25:06):
in the first place.

Speaker 19 (02:25:07):
For examle keew degrees, I'll find another.

Speaker 11 (02:25:11):
You're gonna lose, is what you're gonna do? Who lose?

Speaker 1 (02:25:17):
Is your attorney coming up? Are you gonna come up?

Speaker 28 (02:25:18):
All?

Speaker 17 (02:25:19):
No?

Speaker 19 (02:25:19):
I would I would like my attorney to speak for
me me please all right?

Speaker 41 (02:25:24):
So, the first of all, what equipment is on or
is not on the ambulance is the responsibility of the
company that Jerry works for, So suing Jerry in this
particular case does not work. Secondly, my client is also
allergic to bees, in which case, if he were stung
by this said be, he might have died, which would

(02:25:44):
have not done him or his person in the ambulance
any good at all. So if they were both dead
at that point, we wouldn't be having this case. So
the problem is really the company that allowed the situation
to begin with, which is the ambulance company, not my client.
So my client is not at fault here.

Speaker 1 (02:26:05):
Seconds.

Speaker 41 (02:26:09):
I would hope that the judge would rule in the
favor of our client as being innocent.

Speaker 36 (02:26:15):
And I'd also like to say that bung destroyer has
seven prior meth convictions, and he was saying sting me,
sting me, sting me.

Speaker 11 (02:26:22):
Objection, objection, object your honor, Your honor. It's been admitted
by both the defendant but it and the attorney that
they didn't have the right equipment. Whether or not this
hits specifically to the defendant or to the company, it

(02:26:46):
approves your point that it was my client who was
a victim.

Speaker 9 (02:26:49):
Here, let's see what I was victim.

Speaker 3 (02:26:54):
I was the victim.

Speaker 9 (02:26:55):
Have you guys watched South Park? I'm the victim.

Speaker 1 (02:27:00):
Oser and come on, guys, for real life is South Park?
I don't think it's going to get you anywhere, bunk destroyer.

Speaker 9 (02:27:06):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've seen it.

Speaker 41 (02:27:10):
My client is he is, he is not, he is not,
and you haven't proven anything in a court of law
that my client is any less innocent.

Speaker 11 (02:27:23):
You proved yourself by saying you didn't have the equipment there?

Speaker 1 (02:27:27):
Does that mean.

Speaker 41 (02:27:30):
I prove company in which he worked for is at fault,
not that he is at fault because he is not.

Speaker 11 (02:27:38):
Responsible your mambulanced period.

Speaker 1 (02:27:43):
Wow to the defendant. You guys, you guys lost this time.

Speaker 26 (02:27:50):
B Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:27:53):
Yeah. Putting it on red ended you and Amy see
you all.

Speaker 11 (02:28:00):
In court and you're going damn hey, I do I.

Speaker 6 (02:28:04):
Want to I want to say thank you everybody that's
been coming in. I'm really enjoying do these seems like
a lot of people are here. Crystal is just now
joining even though I'm ending. Sorry, buddy, but this is
a lot of fun and I hope you guys enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (02:28:16):
I'm gonna try and do this Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday
nights at ten o'clock. Uh, Crystal said, a wow, Okay,
but dude, I've been doing this for two hours.

Speaker 10 (02:28:26):
Man, thank you.

Speaker 11 (02:28:28):
I appreciate the chance to opportunity to do this.

Speaker 9 (02:28:31):
Had a great time.

Speaker 1 (02:28:32):
Yes, good, You're welcome and well I want all of
you to come back sometimes, so thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (02:28:38):
Hey JG.

Speaker 36 (02:28:40):
Yeah, so I've done content for like a long time,
like with skateboarding, like even like had some stuff get
into Thrasher and low Card and all that, so I know,
like a little little bit of something. I definitely think
you should screen record these on your end, or find
a way to screen record them so you can clip
certain moments.

Speaker 1 (02:29:00):
And uh I get the whole recordings good, and then.

Speaker 36 (02:29:03):
Clip certain stuff and then put it out there and
you'll get more engagement for sure, because I think I
think you're onto something like like, dude, this is fun,
Like I don't care if I'm even up here, like
I'll just watch like it's fun. So if you clip
this stuff and put it up there as post pay
eight bucks to get five thousand views, like, you'll get
more comments, more engagement.

Speaker 1 (02:29:24):
I think you can do something like good. I really
appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (02:29:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:29:28):
I've been getting a lot of good feedback and this
is only like the third episode, so it feels good.
No other people like it, so thank you. And the
cool thing is that I don't even have to prepare
for these, you know, I just get people will show up.

Speaker 3 (02:29:40):
Oh that's improv.

Speaker 36 (02:29:41):
That's improv, you know, like no suse.

Speaker 4 (02:29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
I appreciate you, guys. And that's why I think I
want to do Monday, Wednesday, Fridays, and then if I
get extra nights like tonight, I'll do it. But I'll
stick with about ten PMCST. That way everybody knows. But yeah, no,
I agree clips.

Speaker 25 (02:29:58):
And.

Speaker 1 (02:30:00):
I want more people to get involved.

Speaker 36 (02:30:02):
They will, they will.

Speaker 1 (02:30:05):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 11 (02:30:06):
We used to We used to do this in virtual
reality all during COVID.

Speaker 1 (02:30:10):
Oh yeah, so I did something like this on the
VR oculus and and and that's why I was like
that they don't have anything like that on TikTok. So
I'm gonna do something with that on TikTok.

Speaker 11 (02:30:21):
Right, Well, i'll try and I'll try and jump in tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (02:30:25):
Please do ten o'clock tomorrow night, CSTA.

Speaker 1 (02:30:30):
Yes, tell people about it.

Speaker 19 (02:30:33):
You have a good weekend, man, you have.

Speaker 1 (02:30:35):
A good evening. Thank you so much.