Sample supper sabotage

Parter sues Divinegrey because her store served way too many samples and many more absurd cases!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm Judge JG. And this is korome chaos. What is
going on?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Man?

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hey, how you feeling tonight?

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Good?

Speaker 6 (00:16):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I checked out your profile earlier. Good content, man. Thanks. Hey.
I just want to let you guys know, first off,
if you have been on the show, like Parter right here,
every episode that we've done so far is on all
of the major platforms. So if you get to be
a part of the show, you're on everything. So I
appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
We got seven of you in here. We need somebody
to come up and defend themselves against Parterer. Who wants
to come up? There's seven of you in here. Oh,
we got we gotta defend it. We gotta defend it.
Who's gonna be? I think I know who it is.
I think it's Divine Gray, it is it is divine. Welcome.

Speaker 8 (00:56):
I'm used to this. I'm used to this, defending myself
all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
So yeah's.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
You have not been on this show though, have no no? Okay,
So what's gonna happen? Is a Parter saw the show?
I think like two or three nights ago.

Speaker 9 (01:12):
It might have been last week.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
It was last night.

Speaker 9 (01:15):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
And uh, yeah, I brought him back. I invited him back.
So there's that. So here's how it works. I will
put a minute on the clock to give the viewers
an opportunity to give us a scenario. If they don't
come up with one, I will, and then you guys
each get a minute to defend yourselves and then a
minute rebuttal and then I put up a pole in

(01:37):
the corner and the viewers get to make the selection
on they gonna be the jury. So sound fun a man, ichi,
I'm talking to you. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna put a
minute on the clock. Start and right now, audience, come on,
we need a good scenario for these two right here.
What is uh? What is Parter suing Divine for?

Speaker 10 (02:00):
Yeah, and just remember parties, Parter is a really nice
guy and Divine is an awful person trying to get me.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
She's actually opposite of that. Because I've known a long
I know. But we'll say tonight, tonight. I gotta send
me so much love tonight, Thank you so much. I
appreciate you.

Speaker 10 (02:24):
Yeah, we're playing a game.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
We gotta we gotta have some fun.

Speaker 9 (02:28):
We do.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
We have to have fun here. We need scenarios. People
come on parter gay Divine the clap, that's that's pushing it.
That's funny, but that's pushing it.

Speaker 9 (02:39):
You know it's funny.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
But I personally, I'm sure she's a very nice person.

Speaker 9 (02:42):
I don't want to go down that road.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
All right, Okay, So here's what's happening. And I first off,
you guys are wonderful. I'm gonna go ahead and pick
the first scenario because I didn't really care for that one. Parter.
You went to the grocery store that Divine owns to
shop for dinner. Because she had so many samples, you
am left with an empty cart, so you couldn't feed
your family. So you're suing her because she overfed you

(03:07):
and you didn't know what to get for your family. Okay, Oh,
you were so whole from all the samples, so you
couldn't figure out what to get for dinner.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
And I turned around and left.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, so you're suing her because she got you so
full that your appetite.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (03:25):
I don't think I'm gonna win this one, but I'm
gonna try.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
It doesn't matter. It's all for the fun, that's LORI
what it is. So here's how it works, Partner. I'm
gonna put you on the main screen. I'm gonna start
at the timer, and you have one minute to plead
your case starting now.

Speaker 10 (03:39):
Okay, So last week I went into Divine Grocery and
I needed to get some stuff from my family. I
went in and I was offered samples, and Divine Grocery
is a great place, but on every aisle there's.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Somebody handing out samples.

Speaker 10 (03:54):
And you know, I came from work, I was hungry,
My family was at home.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
We have a little bit of food, but I wanted
to get them something.

Speaker 10 (04:01):
Special, and I left there full of samples and.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I didn't even want them, and I felt so guilty,
and they just kept saying, you.

Speaker 10 (04:10):
Have to try this, you have to try this, and
I just felt so forced that I just kept taking
the samples.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I got full, and I didn't bring any homes anything
home because just nothing sounded good and I wasn't really
thinking about that.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, fifteen seconds okay, and so.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
So I would really like to sue for just a
small amount to recover the amount that I lost on
my family.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, all right, Okay, it's a gonna start it's a
gonna start divide. I'm gonna puts you up on the
main screen here and you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 11 (04:47):
So in my company, I like to promote and advertise
different food products, and unfortunately I've never had well fortunately,
I've never had somebody you know, sue for their own
poor habits of no accountability or maybe people pleasing and

(05:08):
not having you know, self control?

Speaker 8 (05:11):
How is that my problem?

Speaker 11 (05:13):
When you should know your limits or understand what you
need for your family. That's really none of my business
or concern, certainly not liable for. Why feeding your tummy
and you're in trouble with your wife?

Speaker 8 (05:30):
Now, how's that's not my fault? I am so sorry, but.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Get ten seconds.

Speaker 11 (05:37):
This is absurd, This is crazy, and I think you
really need to work on yourself, sir.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I mean as a grocery store owner, I would expect
nothing less of that kind of argument. Divine, So, good job, harder,
you get a one minute rebuttal starting right now.

Speaker 10 (05:58):
I'm personally hurt by her work. It wasn't about self control.
It was about they force you everywhere you go.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
They just push it on you.

Speaker 10 (06:07):
You say no, thanks, I go.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
You gotta try it. You gotta try it.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
So I did.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
And it wasn't about self control. It's this massive amount
of people just watching you turn somebody down and they
just won't let you walk away, and so just trying
to be polite and just trying to get out of there.
I just I took some stuff. It was free, It
was very nice. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
But the problem is is you stuff people to the
point where where we just we just were not hungry.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
And if anyone has ever gone to the grocery store
not hungry, you can't make a decision. You don't make
good decisions. I have a family at home to feed,
and I try to tell them, listen, by the time
I leave here, I need food, and they were closing
and they I was trying to get out and I
was trying to buy something and they said, sorry, you're clothes.

Speaker 9 (06:52):
It was over like that.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Nothing, so I couldn't turn around and go back in
the store. It was it was horrible. I just want
a small amount to be able to feed my family.
And that's it, all.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Right, all right, you know what, The emotional aspect is
very well played there, sir divine. You have one minute starting.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
Now, Okay, So good decisions.

Speaker 11 (07:15):
He says, well, you know, wouldn't it be a good
decision to know your limits, or maybe a good decision
to decide that, or maybe it was just selfishness and
you want to point the finger at me because your
bellies full now, so you don't want to worry about
the family at home.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Can I object?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
What's your objection?

Speaker 10 (07:35):
My objection is that she's putting this all on me,
like I couldn't control my appetite. But it was the
hard push from her sample people and the fact that
they closed. I was going to try to get groceries,
but they had me so busy they closed.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
They all sustain the objection to the extent that she
should be more on point, but I don't. I can't
hold her accountable for the same people themselves, you know,
because that's not her fault that they were forcing it
on you in a sense, So I'll partially sustain.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
That you got to honor.

Speaker 11 (08:16):
Basically, what it boils down to is the fact that
if somebody went up to him and said.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
I want one hundred dollars of your wallet and he's
able to say no to that, then how is he
not able to say no to somebody offering him food.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
I mean, you know, it's it's either or if you
can't say no. I mean, really, is this the only
thing you can't say no about?

Speaker 8 (08:42):
Like that's a fair question.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
All right, we're good. We got one minute. S up. Okay,
So here's what happens now, everybody. I'm gonna put the
pull up at the top. Personally, I think they both
did a pretty good job for different aspects. So you
guys got one minute. Right now, they're seven to you
and here that means five votes. Click on the pole.
Let's see who wanted it, the plaintiff for the defendant.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
You guys decide, and remember that the plaintiff's is a
really nice guy and divine as a corporate person who
cares about nobody.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think you have to be that way to be
a corporate person.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
That was very good, divine, Thank you, Yes.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
It was thank you. That was really good, both of you.
We got twenty eight seconds. Come on, everybody, we got
three votes in. That means at least one more of you.
Oh okay, we got twenty five percent on jury, twenty
five percent plaintiff. It looks like with fifteen seconds left,
part of that they might be ruling in favor of

(09:41):
the defendant. But we still have ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Oh, come on, somebody's got to understand my plight.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Right, We just have one more person joined. Yeah, click
the poll real quick and make a decision, even though
you just popped on. Nope, all right, thank you for
joining the team, Parter, Thank you for being the one
the first contestants. However, the court has ruled in favor
of Divine.

Speaker 12 (10:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (10:05):
Good job, Divine.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
You you've beat me down. Good job.

Speaker 12 (10:11):
Fun.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
You're more than welcome to request back up part I
will thank you. Yes, thank you so much, Divine. Congratulations,
first time on the show, first win.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yeah you think.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Who would like to come up and defend themselves? Oh,
we already got a contestant. All right, let's see here,
Red Riding Hood.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
That's your name.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Good.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I don't think i've seen you in here before.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
You know, I have actually popped through a few times,
and I've seen you in other lives.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah so much?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh my god, what are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Okay, so the Vine is the plaintiff this round, and
you are going to be the defendant. I'm going to
give the audience, the viewer, the opportunity to make a
scenario for you guys. If not, I have one, and
you'll each get one minute to arguer your side, and
then a one minute rebuttal, and I put a pull
up in the corner and the viewer is gonna be

(11:23):
the jury. Okay, so we got one, we got one
minute on the clock. We got nine of you in here.
Let's get a good scenario for red Riding heading. So
right now we're just kind of hanging out and seeing
if the audience has any good suggestions. If not, I've
got scenarios that are more than just absurd.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Okay, and none of and none of this is personal,
just so you know, just have Yeah. PM is one
of my people. So it's funny that we're here together.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
I got no work for me.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Said she bought energy drinks, but I gave her no
but gave her no energy. That is funny. That's funny.
Well you just bought sparkling water. You got twelve seconds left, guys.
Anybody else got any suggestions? I don't know. I got
a pretty good one. I think that would be pretty
comical for the two you, so we might go with that.

(12:27):
So here's the deal, Divine, you are suing red Riding
hood because is it red writing hood? Because it cuts off.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
After writing me Red?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, so divine, you are suing Red because her spouse
continues to mow the yard sentually and it's a distraction
to you. So you're suing you were you were going
after her for I don't know, emotional whatever you want.
But but that's gonna be the basis of this. How's
that sound?

Speaker 8 (13:01):
Okay, So it's distracting?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
How is in like?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Essentially? I don't know however you want to play it?

Speaker 8 (13:06):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Okay, all right, you have one min on the clock.
Let me put you on the big screen here and go.

Speaker 11 (13:17):
So, yes, I am suing Red because her husband continuously
continuously mows my lawn and pretty much dazy duke shorts.
You know it's they're you know, the jewels are hanging.
You know, it's so distracting. I you know, I broken glasses,

(13:38):
I have tripped over things like you just it's like
a trainmark.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
You can't look away.

Speaker 11 (13:45):
It's uh, it's so it's almost you know, like I
almost broke a limb one time.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
And I mean I'm a single parent. I gotta go
to work.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
What what is happening like is is this is this
person you know, uh, trying to kill me like I'm
just you know, on a lab me. Sorry, Uh, it's
it's just so distracting, so unnecessary, and.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
I just really need uh this.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Is stop, all right, Red, you have a minute starting now.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (14:29):
So the scenario is, my spouse is mowing my lawn
too sexy, and she is.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Arguing that your spouse knows herd lawn and it is too.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Distracting, too distracting. So you know, he is.

Speaker 14 (14:47):
Really nearsighted and he can't find his glasses, so he's
not sure if he's at.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Your house or my house.

Speaker 14 (14:53):
And well, he's a fireman and he like rescues kittens
from trees, and he works out all the time because
he's like picking those big ladders up. He's super hot,
and he's only doing it because he can't see where
he's going. And he helps other people and also rescues
like small children when they're out swimming, because he's also

(15:14):
a a surfer and he just is really a cool
guy and he does it because he likes you.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh and straight to the point there, you still have
twenty seconds, by the way.

Speaker 14 (15:26):
So I would suggest that you just start paying him
to mow your lawn. You know, so if you pay him,
then that means that, like, you know, maybe you'd have
some more money to take me out to nice dinners
and things like that.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
So you know, I think that would be a really
great solution.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
You just paying.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Nice That's good, that was good. Your lack of interest
the subject is hilarious. You're like, whatever, all right, and
you got a one minute of bottle start now.

Speaker 11 (16:03):
So now I just feel like, was this a proposition,
you know, maybe to be sister wives or is this
something that you know, she doesn't seem to really care
and then you know, maybe I should pay him. But
yet I am just feeling so violated right now.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
I mean to the point of.

Speaker 11 (16:24):
What just happened, Like, see, this is the mind games
and the absurd. You know, if it's not physical trying
to you know, harm me, now it's you know, it's
the mental Now I gotta you know, I am just flabbergasted.

(16:44):
I can't even come to words or terms to explain
how this feels. Like do I look like I am
you know, to be bought?

Speaker 9 (16:52):
Am I?

Speaker 11 (16:53):
Do I look like I am desperate? And any in
any sorts?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
That was good. Does it look like you were struggling
to come up with some stuff to say to him?
I really don't, but hey, I'm just that's just what
I noticed. All right, Hey, ready, got one minute starting now? Okay, Oh,
you gotta meet your mic here all positive time.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
What you're not mentioning, Pam, is that last Christmas when
I was gone on vacation to go take care of
my sick cat, second cousin's dog, you're my house. I
saw it on my cameras and you were all over
my man. So I think that's the part that you

(17:43):
are leaving out and not telling.

Speaker 14 (17:46):
Everybody, because he was just comfortable going over to your
house and knowing your lawn. And I think this is
just a big ruse to hide what is.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Really going on here. So I want to countersue.

Speaker 14 (18:01):
You for my emotional stress and lack of well being
because you are trying to steal my man and that
is just not cool.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I was gonna let it go if.

Speaker 14 (18:15):
You paid me a little bit of money, but guess
what I'm gonna take and part him on your lawn
and let you have him, because nobody wants sloppy seconds.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh my gosh, she went there. Yeah, that was good.
Votes in here, there's ten of you and that means

(18:47):
eight votes people forty eight seconds. Who do you think one?
Oh man, here they come.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Let's go, oh man, Well we have to see right.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
We got five more, five more votes? Come on, everybody,
who do you think?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I've got a man over here? Fine goblin of my name.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I have to say that was probably one of the
most Jerry Springer arguments on here so far. It was good.
Oh yeah, thank you.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
That's good. I'm telling you I knew I knew.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Seconds ago.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Come on, everybody, we got I think three more people
can vote, maybe four. Just click on that pool right
up at the top there get your vote in. So
far we got four votes in with the jury ruling
in favor of the defendant. All right, you know what
Red writing you want?

Speaker 8 (19:43):
She's good. Thanks? That was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Thanks, it was very fine.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Hey, you know how it works. I'm gonna I'm gonna
kick you off, but you're welcome to join back up.
So Red, you are? You are now the plaintiff? Was
that fun? I appreciate you coming in. That was a
good argument. All right, who's coming up? Who's coming up?

(20:13):
We got we got two in here already. Okay, so
let's see Compu bear. I'll tell you what, guys, let's
get some attorneys in here. We need one more person. Uh,
compy bear, how's it going?

Speaker 15 (20:26):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Uh, you're gonna have some U tough, tough cases?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Are you here?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Read? Because you won the whole last episode? Basically she
was out a couple of rounds, but for the most
I did.

Speaker 12 (20:41):
I was not the supreme winner.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You want you won like four or five of them?

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Did you?

Speaker 12 (20:47):
No? I? I actually didn't. We did the typebreaker and
I lost.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
What was the typebreaker?

Speaker 12 (20:53):
That was the Oh my gosh, the I don't remember,
but I me against I want to. I can't remember
her name? Now, that's so horrible. What was I planning against?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Sorry? J was a Janet?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yet?

Speaker 12 (21:07):
No, it wasn't Janet. It was the girl with all
you an accent.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I don't even know. Hey, Cloud, I see you in here.
But if I don't get one more request, I'm gonna
hold off until the next round. Do we have one
more person that wants to come up? If not, we're
just gonna run with Red and a copy Bear, which
I don't think it will. So A Cloud hold off
to the next round and you will be the next contestant. Okay,
so here's what's up. We got one minute on the clock.

(21:35):
We need some suggestions for scenarios. Red, do you want
to be the plaintiff or the defendant? Since you're on
the bottom, I'll give you the option.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I will be the planet ish.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Okay, we have one minute on the clock. Everybody, we
need a scenario for Red. Dic you have to defend yourself.
What do we got, Cloud? You been throwing some suggestions
out there?

Speaker 16 (21:59):
Man?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
What you got? The plaintiff is suing because her auto
licking machine, Oh my gosh, for stamps is no longer working.
I don't even know that. I don't even know what
that is. But okay, possibly, I don't know how I
feel about that one.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Okay, all right, well we got thirty seconds. If we
get some other suggestions, I'll give you guys the opportunity
to vote on which one you want. But if that's
what we stick with, that's what we stick with. Uh So,
in other words, Compubert will be the owner of this
auto machine. So like something that licks the mail for

(22:39):
you or licks the stamps for your mail.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Right automatically, right, Okay, I get it.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
It could be funny. It depends on how you guys played.
I guess, all right, so I guess that's what we're
going with. She's soon because of her smurfs aren't smurf anymore, No,
no cloud of We're gonna go with the first one.
All right, you're gonna puts you on the big screen
that you have one minute.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
You are suing.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Compu bear because her product is not making your stamps
stick to the envelopes.

Speaker 14 (23:11):
So I bought a automatic looking machine for my mass
mailings that I do.

Speaker 13 (23:18):
I was doing a fundraiser for a Dinosaur's Home Rehoming Society,
and when I mailed everything out, the machine didn't get
the stamps what enough, So all my invitations.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Didn't go out that I thought went out, and.

Speaker 14 (23:37):
I lost the five hundred dollars that I would have
been raising for.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
My dinosaur rehoming home.

Speaker 14 (23:43):
And it caused me a great deal of stress. And
of course we'd lost the five hundred dollars, and on
the machine, I didn't see it until later in the
small print it said underneath it that there might have
been another set of been stress.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
But when I had gotten the machine. The instructions were.

Speaker 14 (24:03):
Not in there, so I was not able to properly
learn how to use the machine. And even if I were,
it didn't work correctly.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I was like spot on for a minute right there
by the way, like maybe half a second.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
Less.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
That was good that, I have to say. I was
surprised with the angle you went with that. That's good.
All right, coffee bear, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 12 (24:27):
Okay, let's start with the fact that there is no
guarantees with this machine. I don't know that you used
it correctly. I don't know if you put the water
in correctly. I have no control over that. It may
have even been the fact that you should be sewing
in the United States Post Office, not me, because maybe
their stamps did not have enough glues, so even though

(24:48):
you were getting them wet, they were not sticking to
the envelope. Secondly, there's no guarantee that you would have
raised five hundred dollars for these animals just because you
were throwing. Whether or not the envelopes got there, you
may have not gotten any response, so I have no
control over that. Secondly, it clearly says here is the

(25:08):
QR code for getting the directions if you wanted to
know how.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
To use it.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
All, Yeah, I had to do was take your little
phone and take a picture of that QR code and
go to our website and you can read all about it.
If you could find out enough to assume me you
could have found out enough to find the direction of
this machine. So I am in no way at fault.
You are the one that is at fault.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Uh read you don't pissed her off?

Speaker 14 (25:36):
So I mean I appreciate like the deflection and the
blaming of the person that was trying to use machine.
I mean, isn't not how it is in America now,
like take no responsibility. It's shocking to me. You took
zero responsibility for your machine not working at all and
not having instructions. I emailed your company. I called your company.
I called the eight hundred number on there. It was

(25:58):
disconnected because what shoty is the machine was working. You're
running your company the same way. And by the way,
your QR code went to the QVC shopping network, which
clearly you should probably have double checked your QR code
before you put it on there. But it just shows
that you are not paying attention to the details. In

(26:21):
your company at all. And by the way, the other
set of stamps that I use manually to mail at
the first round of invitations work just fine. It was
only the ones that were utilized by your machine that
did not work at all when I mailed them, So
it was definitely not operator air.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
It was not the air from the glue.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right, okay, Compuberry woman or bubble, let's go.

Speaker 12 (26:51):
I'm sorry. It just shows your total incompetence that you
could not even tell it if you could see that
the first ones stuck to your envelopes, but the second ones,
why would you send them out? What kind of a
person could see that they weren't sticking to the envelopes
and still send them out. That is totally in your error,
not my error. And maybe you didn't line up the

(27:12):
machine right, maybe you didn't use the water properly. All
of these things are reflections of your incompetence, not our incompetence.
And you know that is totally up to you, the user,
not the people who manufacture the machines. If they're not
working right, you don't get your money back. There is
no guarantee on that. There is no return guarantee, no.

Speaker 17 (27:35):
We're in there.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
Does it say if this machine does not work properly,
you get your money back. Buyer beware.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Ah that was I mean that was that was like
a stab Coffy Bear.

Speaker 9 (27:49):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
You would after that was good. I want to give
you both applause because scenario could be very boring.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah. Fifty two seconds, we got eleven of you in here.
That means in nine votes people click on the pole.
Did is a plaintiff? Is the defendant?

Speaker 9 (28:13):
So?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Uh, it's the bottom one is A and the top
one is B. If you make your this that was fun.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Feelings absolutely not so, I mean I love this.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Two votes.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Come on, We have six more opportunities to get votes in.
Click on the poll. We got twenty seconds left. Uh,
Compy Bell Bear was the defendant and Red was the plaintiff,
So get your votes in please. Five votes are in
right now. We got one hung jury jaw of course
it's jaw five seconds ago. Here's what's gonna happen next round.

(28:57):
I think we're gonna do four. We're gonna bring some
attorneys in right now we are ruling. The court ruled
in favor of the defendant. So Compubert. You just won
that round.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, yay, good job.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I have to say I was surprised. I didn't know
what was going to happen. That was good.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
That was fun.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
All Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome to come back up too. Okay, okay,
I want to give you an applause here. That was good.

Speaker 12 (29:27):
I didn't expect to win that one. I really didn't.
That was that was a tough one to.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
What was going to happen. So here's I'm going to bring.
We need one more person to request up here. All right,
so we got you. What's up? Cloud? How you doing?

Speaker 9 (29:41):
Living life?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Living life? So Cloud, you were going to be at
Compiber's attorney. Okay, John, what's happening?

Speaker 9 (29:50):
It's GPS.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
He's like I'm here. John's like I'm here. Cloud. Welcome back, man,
Sorry I skipped you on the round.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
So worries.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
You got one more person up here? Who we got?
Who we got? Please get down. We need one more
person to request up, one more person to be Jaw's attorney.

Speaker 12 (30:15):
Oh no, it's gonna be me against I don't know
that I have a chance.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I know Cloud's pretty good though. Yeah, you two, you
two are a pretty tough team, Red.

Speaker 17 (30:28):
Writing, thank you so much. Anybody that wants to request
that there's ten of you in here.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
John needs an attorney.

Speaker 12 (30:34):
Yeah, come on, somebody.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Doesn't work with three. It doesn't work with three. We
need one more person. I see quite a few. If not,
Oh oh, she's requesting back up. Red requesting back up
in style.

Speaker 16 (30:53):
She didn't just request the backup, she requested in style.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
That's right with that paper crane. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Right, good job.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
I'm so glad I got to see that.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, that was beautiful. It was beautiful. Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
All right, Chase here, okay, yes.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
So we have a minute on the clocks. We have
nine of you in here. It's a good scenario. If
you guys in the panel, you can come up with
something too, if you want, let's get let's get creative.
I have a whole list of things. If you guys
don't come up with something, we got fifty seconds stole off.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Oh yeah me and a yeah you guys.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah right as yes, Red as your attorney. So uh,
you guys can obviously object for them, and then.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
I object you your honor, Josh, you need to see counsel, dear, Thank.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
You so much.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
I need to seek more than a counsel.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
You Shine said, no idea, what's going on? But I'm
here for it, thank you so much.

Speaker 14 (31:58):
So car was by and didn't run for five miles
after it was purchased.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
How's that one?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Mm hmm, that's like that? So Samantha said that, Samantha said,
still offering for the fae? What's the fae? I don't
even know what the fae is?

Speaker 16 (32:23):
Do you like not see my comments because I often
put ideas in there and you never even read them.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I don't see them.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I see it.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I see that he joined, and it tells me to say, Hi,
that's it. I've got nothing.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
Really, Let's do one about the Renaissance fair.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Okay, what's that one?

Speaker 9 (32:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I see nothing, man, I'm strolling through right now. I
see nothing.

Speaker 9 (32:49):
And make one up about a Renaissance fair. That would
be Fun's.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Something to do with ring fair? Okay?

Speaker 9 (32:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
So compu issuing job because his uh campgrounds or whatever
for the Renaissance festival. He owns a renfest and all
of the buildings are falling apart and crumbling. He's not
keeping things up to date, and uh, you can get
as creative as you want with it. Something happened, but

(33:20):
that's the basis of it. How does this sound?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
It has to be more specific.

Speaker 14 (33:24):
I think that, like I mean, I think, well, we're
suing somebody for something.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
There has to be the reason.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
The reason is that With the reason though, I.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Will do that.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Okay, So we'll do since there are is since we
do have attorneys, the second round will be two minutes long.
So your rebuttal will be two minutes that way, in
case you want to bring them on stage or whatever
or under the stand. All right, so Copybert, you have
one minute starting now.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
So I went to your Renaissance Renaissance festival. Sorry about that.
I went to your Renaissance festival. It is the worst
festival I've ever been to. I have been to Renaissance
festivals across the United States, and yet I went to
your festival. Your buildings were falling down and I ended
up passing out between the heat. There's no shade, your

(34:18):
buildings are falling apart. I'm tripping over pipes and machines
and tripping over everything. I literally passed out and we
almost had to call an ambulance. But there was no
way to get an ambulance here, There's no way to
tell them where to come, there's no way to get
them in here. This place is so dangerous. I'm surprised
we have children walking around here and any of these

(34:39):
children are safe. So I am suing you for not
only damages to me, but possible damages to other people.
This is the worst renaissance, not to mention, everybody's running
around half naked. I mean, what do you think? This
is some kind of perverted Disneyland? You know, you really
need to get it together.

Speaker 9 (35:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, one minute, man, starting.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Now, Karen, Karen, is that you.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
I objects witness.

Speaker 16 (35:10):
Look everything this lady just said. Everything she just said,
And who are you to sue for somebody else? Okay,
we run Chris Clean program over here. All right, lady,
just because your husband didn't give you any last night

(35:31):
doesn't mean courtroom and objection sustained.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Standpoint.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
So did the attorneys get to talk now or later?
You didn't tell me that part?

Speaker 5 (35:41):
You go? You have at it?

Speaker 14 (35:43):
Okay, Well, the Rentfair facility was actually built around the
time period, and you did not read the back of
the ticket that said that you cannot sue us you
were giving up your right to sue us for any
and all damages. And we're completely released of liability at
the time that you purchased the and so the fability
looks as it would have during that century. And by

(36:06):
the way, according to my sources, you were falling down
drunk at the festival.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
You had to.

Speaker 14 (36:15):
Obn imagine and so but you drinking and not reading
your ticket, you're accepting liability.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
What he needs to muse this guy Cloud? He talks
too much.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Uh, hey, coffee Berry, you want to come up or
would you like your attorney to come.

Speaker 12 (36:33):
Up just a second. I'm gonna come up for a second.
It is your responsibility to make sure that there is
enough water provided for your guests so that they have
access to this water so they don't just pass out
from last thirst in the heat. Firstly, and secondly, you
objection in any way, I'm going to turn it over

(36:59):
to out.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
Yes, your honor, as you were aware, there is no
such thing as a mass waiver of liability in a
mask his voice, your honor, this is not an attorney.

Speaker 12 (37:14):
She checked a.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Box when she purchased a ticket.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
It did.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
That's a wave of.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Ticket purchase checking.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I'm in your red I've used your mind for the moment.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Memes versus Ohio says that the waiver of liability can't
be done on a mass scale. That's no law. Sorry, sorry,
I'm you know, go to go to law school. Go
to better law school. Dry University is not a good university. Uh.
And you can say, we have a clear picture of
the objection. This was set in the back of old Walmart.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Why don't you do your job.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
And shut the speak?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Objection sustained.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
This, This is the this is photographic proof. You can
see the dilapidated they were selling broken window frames.

Speaker 14 (38:07):
All of that and from all of that stuff was
actually from the same time period.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
It is a rentfair.

Speaker 14 (38:11):
What did you think you're going to the Ritz Carlton
and Half Moon Bay.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's not your turn and talk. Let them talk unless
you're objecting, don't talk. Keep going.

Speaker 9 (38:24):
As you could clearly see, there was there was no
care or or or regard for objection.

Speaker 16 (38:31):
That's why I pay my lawyers care a lot of
ice cream because listen to her, she's amazing your honor.

Speaker 9 (38:40):
Yes, can you please hold them in contempt of court
and have them taken and have moved to dispar the
attorney police.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Is his time to throw him in the gallo?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Time here?

Speaker 9 (38:51):
So yeah, So back to what I was saying, there's
a they did not provide safety conditions as my uh
as my client has objection, your.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Honor, hold on, hold on, We're gonna give him his
last ten seconds here.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Calm down.

Speaker 9 (39:10):
Not objecting to everything. I object to your objection. They
let hobos go in there, and they were selling socks
to people.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
This guy's still talking.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Are you talking to your rent.

Speaker 16 (39:28):
Your honor at this point in time, I would like
to take my expert lawyer and put her up on.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
The stand for me.

Speaker 14 (39:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
So here's the situation.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (39:40):
The facility was inspected by cal OSHA and also the
San Francisco County Department of Health.

Speaker 18 (39:46):
Prior to we did provide water for every hundred people
as required by the Health Department, and we have here
somebitted to you are full inspections from OSHA and the
Health Department, saying.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
That we met any and all standers. The simple fact is.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
You would just.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Because any people being drunk.

Speaker 14 (40:10):
She was combat it when we got the ambulance objections,
but we could not take her away.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
We could not stop her down into the journey to
get her out of there, and then when they tested
her blood alcohol level at the hospital, it was two
times the legal limit.

Speaker 12 (40:25):
Jack, how did you get my medical records?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
There's yours.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
In court, hip that's missible.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
In court, your honor.

Speaker 14 (40:37):
We had requested the information just because her attorney is
so shitty and doesn't remember when it provided me.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
I have pull documentation stating to the effect, here's to
here's the proof objection.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Damn talking.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Why how is it that he's talking during my talking time?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Right?

Speaker 9 (40:54):
Because what you asked for.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I mean it as my continue Jow.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Do you have anything to add to this?

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Sir, Yeah, lightning bolts to fatten in your pocket. You
are the number one.

Speaker 16 (41:06):
Lawyer we have already won, and I just want to
say thank you secretary.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
For listening to my beautiful lawyer.

Speaker 16 (41:15):
And we all know we provide the best service here
at jaw Land, So.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Why don't you come check it out.

Speaker 16 (41:23):
It's only one hundred dollars to get in, one hundred
dollars a hot dog and one hundred dollars for some
chili fries, So come on down.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
We will treat you right.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Only John would turn this into an advertisement. First off,
I think you both, both the teams did a wonderful job.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Here.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I'm going to put a pull up at the top. Everybody.
You know how it works. You have one minute to
pick if the plaintiff or the defendant won the case.
Click on the pole, get those boats in.

Speaker 12 (41:52):
We are the defendants.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
If you have any questions, we are the defendants.

Speaker 16 (41:57):
I didn't even hear what the story was the whole.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Thinking so much. That was good though, that was well.
Actually that's probably why I kept putting red up there.
But you you paint her out.

Speaker 16 (42:15):
That is part of the reason. But dude, she's dope. Bro,
there's no way we can lose. We already know the jury.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
You lost. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
So three votes. There are nine of you in here.
That is five more votes, people, fifteen seconds.

Speaker 9 (42:34):
Your idea of war.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Get those boats in.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
We're using a water hose for everybody. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
So we got five votes in with the pool finished. Uh,
six votes, and the jury rules in favor of the defendants.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Of course, dude, everybody, everybody gratulation.

Speaker 15 (43:01):
This this this is this is Boulder Dash. I'm gonna
file in motion with Nebraska dropped.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Bro. I wouldn't want to be here.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
You guys know you're welcome to come back up. Jaw
and Red. I'm gonna actually get you off here and
then bring it back up at the top. You guys
did a wonderful job. Hold on just a moment. I'm
gonna bring it back. I'll bring it back up here.

Speaker 9 (43:33):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Jaw and Red come back up. Please get you at
the top. Get you up there. Red is round three now,
this will be her third round. If she comes back up.
I invited her. Where'd you go? Red?

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Yeah, she goes there.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
She is there.

Speaker 16 (43:56):
We're gonna get more people in here because I gotta
get more.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
People in here.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Cloud.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I will bring you back up if nobody else requests
in the next few seconds.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
I just put my status so people could see me.
Let's see if let's see if we can grow something.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Share the live album. Yes, tap the screen top Stewie.
I voted blind, beautiful man. I don't think there could
be a better vote in this in this courtroom than
a blind vote.

Speaker 14 (44:25):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Justice Serves said, thank you so much. I think he's
doing as well. So I appreciate you guys for tuning
in tonight. Read you're killing it first show, and you're
killing it.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
For sharing this live too, or a bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
All right, So here's what's up. I guess I'm gonna
bring Cloud back. And we need one more person. We've
got nine of you in here. Let's get one more
in here.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Fifteen lovely people.

Speaker 9 (44:52):
Just got we meet again, joh oh said.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
The walls are flipped now, jury owner. We need one
more person to jump on the live we got I
see several of you in here.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
Come on crazy one hundred for cries, then you charge
them and fifty for soda.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Yeah, called him because you're broke.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Actually, the rimfair by us. They they they actually tax
like the facility taxes forty of every store owner's profit,
so they mark up all their products because they barely
make any money off of it. Because I have to
give so much to the actual term in I'm in Kansas, Kansas. Yeah, Janet,

(45:51):
welcome in.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I don't know what's happening. Gotta watch one. I'm intrigued.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Just do just you have to. We're gonna get one
more person up here, join us.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Chopped Stewie, Janet, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Janet, Come on, come on, jan.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Janet.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
How are we doing tonight, Janet?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I am uh turning off the TV now, Okay.

Speaker 16 (46:23):
To just remember, guys, do everything with love, all right,
do everything.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Everything with nobody. Even if there's anger, it better be
you know, positive anger. So here's what's gonna happen. We
have eleven beautiful people in here right now. I have
one minute. Let's get a scenario for our panel. We
need a good scenario for the panel. What is jog
and a sup cloud.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Do it with so hard? I don't get it.

Speaker 14 (46:50):
He was he was spent, he was sent to space,
and as a result of being anticipace, we're gonna do
the Katie Perry. So as a result of him means
it's a space, his reputation is tainted and his concert
sucks because.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
That's I feel like that's a lot. There's a lot
to that scenario, though we need a lot of time
for that. I feel like that that's a I like
the scenario, but I think it's too How fast you
could talk and I can talk really fast, So it's
all good.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Okay, So something else.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
We got twenty two seconds on the clock. Someone says
she ran a red light. Well, well, neither, I guess.

Speaker 16 (47:32):
Jaw or Cloud when when it's the right time to
give you some ideas, okay, JG.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Yes, of course, of course I actually have a right.

Speaker 16 (47:43):
Ideas about other stuff like your camera view and encouraging.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
People to turn on their video. That's fair, things like that.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Yeah, we'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah, all right, So
let's do this. I have a few here, let's go with.
Let's see here terrible all right, So.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
In them and now.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
You are you bought your favorite cereal because they usually
come with like gifts, but this one had a very
shitty gifts. So you're shoot suing Cloud the.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Cereal go figure Cloud was.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Because the gifts, the gifts that you got in your
your cereal box, is that bad? Okay?

Speaker 16 (48:36):
First of all, I'm gonna wash my mouth because I've
been cursing and I don't like that. Yes here we are,
Well how could I not? When I'm buying his products?
They call him Cloud, Yeah, because his head's in the clouds.
This guy put the worst toy in the worst box.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
So you'r honor. I'm suing one million, not a penny less.
And I know a jury of my peers is going
to see it my way, because who would want to
spend two hundred and fifty dollars on something like this.
Look at it. I mean it looks like something you'd

(49:18):
get out of a dryer. And this was in my cereal.
How dare you? I feel like he knew that.

Speaker 16 (49:26):
Box was for me and he doesn't want me to
last much longer here in this world. So next you're
gonna hear my attorney and she is going to tear
him to shreds because that was an absolute horrible.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
I have to I have to say that setup was
was a good start. Cloud. Yeah, one minute to yourself up.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
I mean, joh, if you were smart enough, you would
realize you're the big winner. There was a contest in
the box called final In in the Box and the
winner gets ten million dollars. You just had to send
the lint in with the card and prove that you
got it. You're the big winner. Jaw, what are you doing?
I don't want you. You don't want my one million dollars,

(50:11):
You want my company's ten million dollars. This is this
is ludicrous. Why would you why would you want a
tenth of what you actually deserve. I mean, we just
want to pay you the grand prize and you want
to fight us about the lint that you found. You won, jaw,
you already won find the lint in the box? You

(50:38):
could you could tell your grandchildren about the time that
you found the lint in the box. It was wrapped
up in a nice, beautiful little gold package and even
said you won it had a glitter bomb in it.
But I'm just confused. Why did you buy beer puff cereal?
All right?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I added a minute to the clock. Jah, are you
coming up first? Red? Coming up?

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Red's definitely coming up a red. We want it all.

Speaker 16 (51:02):
We want the prize money and what we're suing for
because it's still a shitty present, shitty gift or messed
up gift.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Turn it.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Well, you you're muted.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
You're muted your music.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Okay, so here we go.

Speaker 19 (51:19):
Well, the truth is that that piece of lint was
eaten by my prize winning iguana, which now cannot have babies,
and it's totally traumatized me. And my iguana was worth
a hundred million dollars and that is the amount of
money that I'm suing for. And also I was told
by your company that my certificate was a counterfeits.

Speaker 12 (51:44):
The attorney.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
The attorney, yes, she is the attorney.

Speaker 20 (51:50):
Right, so jaws right, so jaws prize winning iguana, he
the lint. So therefore, at this point in time, I
am going to be suing you for one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 14 (52:03):
So keep your trusty one million dollars. That does nothing
for us at this point in time. My climent is traumatized. Right,
he's traumatized.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Trust me, Trust me, he's traumatized. So that's the that's
the deal. Yeah, so I'm sitting for a hundred millions.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
Could you please tell him that the link was also
something you could keep it? It was it was prized, uh
prize rare earth metals that are worth ten trillion dollars.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
To hold on when she comes up. When she comes up,
hold on.

Speaker 21 (52:37):
Just will have a seconds, you know, yeah, I got
forty second I do cloud.

Speaker 16 (52:48):
I want you, I know you do, to go to
the bank and get my cash. A check is not
gonna cut it, okay, a.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Piece of lint, and I want my prize money because
I won.

Speaker 9 (53:12):
You won, you would you would you?

Speaker 12 (53:20):
And you're probably another prize.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Winning I always knew, I always knew.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I do you have a two minute rebuttal.

Speaker 9 (53:32):
To please make sure she drafts up the documents. So
John gets paid his prize money.

Speaker 12 (53:40):
Okay, okay, okay, go ahead, Janet okay.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
First of all, I object.

Speaker 22 (53:51):
First of all, this is actual prize.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
It was not a It was not lint.

Speaker 22 (53:57):
Here's the actual prize, the fame miss tie bear that
everyone is after. It was not when my client is
suffering from delusions, and uh everyone.

Speaker 9 (54:13):
Object I would like my own yes, my.

Speaker 22 (54:20):
My, my client is suffering from delusions.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
It was I would like to have my uh my,
my uh my attorney her mouth sealed, and I'm thrown
out of the court.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
That's what I was doing.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Objections, So we're going to.

Speaker 9 (54:36):
Objective objected my attorney client privileges.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Well, no objection over rule because he is allowed to
get rid of his attorney.

Speaker 9 (54:48):
Not a minute. Uh so yeah, hold on, let me
go get my uh let me go get my accountant.
Do you want me to wire you the money shot
up for the for the prize ten million?

Speaker 5 (54:57):
I told you, I want cash.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
Okay, hold on, okay, they're on their way. Joh they're
bringing ten million in cash and you know what.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Actually will take it?

Speaker 9 (55:08):
All right, that works, your honor, So can we just
move to have this case thrown out.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
All right, okay, all right, let's seat that. That was
ran short, but cloud like whatever you want me, clouds like,
whatever you want, just take it. I'm gonna ummute your mic.
I'm gonna ummute your mic.

Speaker 16 (55:31):
I don't know why this is like encourages me to
curse and I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Goody, don't overthink it. I'm like, this is for fun,
so don't overthinking.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Yeah, but I just want to speak.

Speaker 22 (55:49):
Turn you all turned a poor animal into lint.

Speaker 9 (55:55):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
We got one boat seconds ago.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Everybody more animal, and you turned it into lint.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
The cloud.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
You totally blew that one.

Speaker 16 (56:08):
And I love it, dude, because I just got ten
million in cash we got.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Come on, everybody, let's go.

Speaker 8 (56:18):
I'm sorry I made you.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
I made everybody delusional.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
It wasn't that wasn't the.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Only one that was delusional?

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Was you shown us surprise. I won't even fit in
a cereal box.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
You don't think that will fit into us? And it's
really small. If that was like a bulk like two
pack of cereal, it's probably fit in there.

Speaker 16 (56:41):
If that thing was shoved into a cereal box, I's
not one person that would go down the cereal that.

Speaker 22 (56:50):
It's not that big.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
The jury has the jury has ruled in favor of
the plaintiff.

Speaker 9 (56:59):
You're on her. We had moved. We we we agreed
to send a lot of court.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
They can't mess with nice.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
All right, Cloud, you guys, you and Janet, you both
know the drill. I love you both. You've done a
great job. But I'm gonna go ahead and kick you off.
You're welcome to come back up.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
So that's why.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Or we can have them off. If you guys want
to hold out, they can you.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Drop those two suckers.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Man, let's go.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
We need to two people to request up. Let's get
two new people in here. There wants to face off.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
She don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I actually think a face off might be kind of interesting.
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
What is a face off?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
That means that you would be the defendant and John
would be the.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Let's go it.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I like it. So here, I must reset the clock
for a minute. Here, all right, we got a minute
on the clock. Everybody. Let's get us a good scenario
in here. Let's go what you guys got There's eleven
of you in here, let's get absurd, come up with
something completely off the wall.

Speaker 16 (58:18):
TikTok actually has a timer so where we can see
it too, but you can't pause it.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah, when that goes on when you on the screen.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Right, yeah, yeah, see, I just have I have like
a Chromebook next to me, so I just have a
timer pulled up and I just keep resetting and it
goes off after a minute.

Speaker 16 (58:36):
So like if you get yeah, it would definitely help
if I can see it too.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It would be nice if I can get my laptop fixed.
We're only five episodes. This is actually episode six. I
think here rotary and let's see.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
All right it I gotta go, is my attorney. We
need we need somebody else out here.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Hold on, No, no, no, it's just gonna be you two.

Speaker 17 (59:09):
We're gonna have jaw right, all right, So here's what's
gonna happen, is Jah. You are assuming red because you
ordered mild wings from her restaurant and they were definitely
too hot.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
There's no way they were mild.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
Mild wings.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Yeah, you ordered some mild buff like buffalo wings or
chicken wings. Okay, all right, you got a minute as
soon as you're ready, buddy.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Oh, right on me. Yep, give me, give me your
twelve seconds.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Okay, you got twelve seconds, So these the rebubbles will
only be one minute. Since there is no attorney of
this round. For somebody's aware, I'd just like to give
you guys more time on the second round. There's four
of you. We're a dafting, we're learning things. But for
everybody who has missed the other episodes, I can find

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them on YouTube or any of the audio platforms. Just
search for courtroom Chaos and you'll find it. Jah, are
you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Does it look like I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It looks like you're ready. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Yeah a minute, Your Honor.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
You see this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I'm actually I'm gonna posit. I'm gonna posit. You got
something in your mustache there?

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Do you see this, your Honor?

Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Ah.

Speaker 16 (01:00:33):
It's supposed to be mild, and this crazy lady gave
me the hottest stuff you will ever experience in your life,
and I want to get paid. If she doesn't pay me,
I'm gonna shove this hot sauce down her throat and

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show her what it's like to eat this hot.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
It's a supposed to be mild. It's supposed to be mild,
and I know.

Speaker 23 (01:01:07):
Of my peers would understand the pain and agony that
I'm going through. And that's why I want it all, baby,
I want it all. I want everything she's got. I
want her shoes, I want her house, and I want
her car.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Got nothing else.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You're on her alright, read you got a minute starting now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
This man is a bully.

Speaker 14 (01:01:34):
He's been coming in my store and he's been bullying me,
and he brings his own hot sauce and has like
some sort of like a bag of like these little
spicy gummy things.

Speaker 16 (01:01:45):
And he's.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Years about what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
And then and then he's like, what's a hot sauce
in his beard? And he goes and I'm like, stop,
my dog, my dogs characters. My staff won't wait on him,
but my dog eat that she do you like the wings?

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My dog likes the wings. So it's just a boy.

Speaker 14 (01:02:14):
And and my my restaurant was inspected by the health department.
And then also I had a team uh release special
impelopus create the recipe for my wings.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
And I just do not agree with what are you saying?
It all your honor. I think that it's really horrible
that he recorded me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Nice, I love the tears. Actually, I appreciate you coming
on the screen. Thank you so much. Joh you got
one minute starting that with.

Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Everybody's tuning in, by the way, I appreciate all of you.
Before we start the clock, I just want to say
thank you everybody for being in here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Do not see the deformity in my mouth?

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
So it looks like he's having rabies. Rabies, that's your brabies,
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
And it looks like chunks of potatoes, not just my
dog's mole.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Is in business and if she just got checked bad food,
what is it?

Speaker 12 (01:03:24):
Watch this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
You're you're sorcery into this dog.

Speaker 12 (01:03:30):
My dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Job. And I still want to know. I want it
all everything, including the recipe, he said.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Including the recipe. Oh that's good, all right, Uh, you
have one minute, Red, let's go.

Speaker 14 (01:03:51):
I have to say in closing that that man brought
that hot sauce in and he's known to do that.
My neighbors and own restaurants. They have all been sued
by him at least five times each and then he's
known in the neighborhood for bullying.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Way he was in my best friend times. They are
willing to test.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
These are my witnesses.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
It's odd, is my witness These are my witnesses.

Speaker 14 (01:04:25):
So this morning is not telling the truth. He brought
some spicy gummy bears in there, and then he forgot
where he was and he said he couldn't even help himself.
And then he kept just going with the hot sauce
and then his big beard.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
He was like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
You both. That was competitive as hell. That was good.
That was fantastic. We got one minute on the clock. Everybody,
eleven beautiful people that can vote, Come on, do one
in favor of the plaintiff or the defendant. We already
got a hung jury started. Guys, who's got two vote?

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Votes in hung jury? Beans? They each get one more minute.
We got three votes in. Come on, everybody, we got
oh here they come. Keep it coming, everybody, Thank you
so much. Keep those votes coming. We got thirty seconds left.
We got three more votes people, two more votes. Let's go.

(01:05:25):
It's wonderful, man. I think my favorite part about this
is that I could just sit here and crack up.
Fourteen seconds left. Everybody, one more vote, one more person
needs a vote. Oh, there, it is there, it is Wow.
We got ten votes in the poll. Everybody ten votes

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and with one second left, the jury rules red.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Yeah, and I didn't vote either. That means pretty much
everybody down there is voting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yes, that's the shock. Actually, I'm surprised. You guys are wonderful.
You guys are into this and I love it. Obviously,
I still need to tweak some things, but you guys
are wonderful. So thank you for being here. Read you
want again.

Speaker 12 (01:06:14):
You were.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Here, I'm kicking you off. I'm kicking you off. Finish
your hot sauce wings.

Speaker 12 (01:06:23):
No, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Defeated by the other than lady.

Speaker 14 (01:06:26):
That was the other lady had that was in there,
so I was I haven't defeated.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Good. Do you want to keep going? Are you gonna
hang out?

Speaker 14 (01:06:43):
I'm gonna hop down in the comments and give somebody
else a shot at it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
We have about probably another hour to go here, so
if anybody else wants to pop on, come on. We
got we need some requests everybody. So far, I've got
cloud and road, cloud and rotary. Welcome in, Welcome in, Cloud,
welcome man'ing people. You keep coming back? Rotary? How you

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doing it?

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
Pretty all right? Yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Good? I'm guessing you tuned in long enough to kind
of get the gist of what's going on here. Right, Yes,
so you are going to be the plaintiff and Cloud
is going to be the so you were suing him.
We got one minute on the clock for the audience
to pick a scenario. You guys picked a poll, So
pick a scenario. Let's get something good in here. What

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is Rotary gonna be suing Cloud? For everybody? We got
fifty seconds left. Come on, you guys are wonderful, by
the way, ten votes. That's the first for the show.
I appreciate you guys so much. Let's get some good scenarios.
Let's get some good scenarios. Candy says, I love Rotary. Oh,

(01:08:02):
cut down the wrong tree. That's funny. That's funny. Fake
alibuy in court, you're the so oh you're just like
somebody know what's up?

Speaker 9 (01:08:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Let's see defective car parts that lead to a lost
drag race. That's that's a bit intense, but it could work.
I give you guys the option for those two. We
got fifteen seconds. Any more scenarios, guys or gals, anything
buying a house that has a problem, that could work.

(01:08:37):
It's like that's kind of basic. It's not really out there.
It's not bad red. Okay, I'll let you guys pick.
What do you want to do. You want to do
the bottle house, you want to do the car parts,
or would you like to do the wrong tree. I'm
giving you guys in the panel of the opportunity to
pick your rotary or cloud.

Speaker 9 (01:08:56):
Oh, what do you want to do or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Let's go with the wrong tree. I think it's funny.

Speaker 9 (01:09:03):
Let's go a wrong tree.

Speaker 17 (01:09:04):
How about you, you Rotary, you own a corporate office
and you hired Clouds land landscape company to do some work,
and they cut down the wrong trees, the wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Tree, whatever you want to do. We're just going with trees.
Whatever you if you want to be one special tree
or you know, half an acre of woods, I don't care. Okay, yeah,
one minute starting now.

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
Cool?

Speaker 24 (01:09:34):
All right, So I guess we'll start off the examination,
your honor, if you'd like to take a look at
discovery item fifteen. That is a land survey that we
had conducted about two weeks prior to the business for
which I hired the defendants contracting company for or sorry,
landscaping company for As you can see I have marked

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out there the tree that was intended to be cut
down and the one that was actually removed moved. Now,
I will admit it may have been an oversight to
hire a construct a landscaping company called Totally Good Landscaping
LLC that might have that probably should have been suspicious.
But I really, really, I just I did not think
that anybody would be capable of cutting down the wrong

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tree when the two of them are four hundred feet.

Speaker 9 (01:10:19):
Apart and there are no other trees.

Speaker 24 (01:10:21):
I really I thought that there was no way, and
we spray painted a big X on it and everything.
Somehow they still managed to cut down the wrong tree.
And so yeah, so ultimately I'm you're what I'm asking
for a judgment in the amount of twenty five hundred
dollars to recuperate both the costs that are both the

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sum of money that I paid to the defendant here
and then also the cost of planning a new tree
in that location.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
All right, Cloud, you have one minute to defend yourself.

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
Go, I appreciate that, your honor. So when we went
to go cut the tree down that they supposedly marked,
when we went into the woods, there was twenty eight
trees marked with x's. From what I understand, the defendant's
son and his friends decided that they were going to
get goofy blitzed, as they called it in air quotes

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on their Facebook media and marked twenty eight other trees.
So we took the survey map, which was done backwards somehow,
I'm not really sure how that was managed. Great job
picking a bad survey company. It looks like it was.
The image was inverted. So we ended up cutting the
tree down that was marked correctly based on the survey map,

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because the survey map was like inverted, according to what
you're saying, So the negligence is on you for providing
the horrible map. We cut the tree down that was
marked on the map and the one that was marked.
And it's not our fault that your children got boofy
blitzed and you lost a tree. Go spank your kids
or something.

Speaker 24 (01:12:00):
This is exactly what I'm talking about, Judge. Again, we're
speaking of a commercial office building that I own at
four hundred West eighth Street, And again the tree that
was to be removed was in front of this office building,
and there was in fact only one other tree on
the front side. Of that office building, and so he's
talking about the forest and all of this stuff. I

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legitimately have no idea what he is talking about. I
don't know if they, like after they cut their armed
tree down, or maybe before, maybe they got lost in
the woods or something like that and just started running
around looking for trees to chop down.

Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 24 (01:12:34):
But again, they were only two trees. They were about
four hundred feet apart from one another. One of them
was marked with a big red X. And when they
got there, I pointed at that tree and I said,
that tree is the tree.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
That you're going to cut down. And somehow they still
managed to screw it up.

Speaker 24 (01:12:48):
So again we're asking for a judgment against totally Good
Landscaping Services at LLC and the amount of twenty five
hundred dollars for the sake of covering the money that
we paid them as well as the cost of playing
a new tree.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
You're bumping up there.

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
Wait, wait, wait a second, your honor, I think we
got a naming issue convention here. I'm not totally Good
Landscaping LLC. I'm totally great Landscaping. I think you may
have pulled the you brought the wrong portion to court
court because I don't know you. I think we're I'm

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talking about something that we did in Low Melinda and
this is clearly more of a residential area. So I
think you have the wrong person. You are you sure
you have the right person? Rotary, Yes, yes, I am. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I can present an argument for that, like.

Speaker 9 (01:13:43):
Listen, this is my E I N number. What's the
E I number of the person that you have?

Speaker 24 (01:13:48):
So both of those, the I N numbers are documented
in discovery item three. As you'll see that we have
the formations.

Speaker 9 (01:13:55):
That's that's that's forged.

Speaker 24 (01:13:57):
The formation and the dissolving of two separate LLCs. In fact,
totally Great Landscaping LLC is in fact totally Good Landscaping LLC.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
They form the.

Speaker 8 (01:14:10):
First time speaking, they formed the first company.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Ten seconds of your time, Rotary, I gave you a mute.

Speaker 9 (01:14:17):
Ahead, your honor. I'm glad he had he had the
time to make fraudulent documents. He does run fraud fraud company,
so I'm pretty sure that that he has the capability
to do to give you any document that you would like.
He actually uh imports uh fake documents for people and
distributes the nationwide.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
That's overruled that it doesn't deal with the case at hand.
So Totally Good.

Speaker 24 (01:14:41):
Totally Good Landscaping, LLC was first on December seventh of
twenty eleven. They were in business approximately four years before
they were taken to court for damages in the amount
of two hundred nearly two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
two hundred and thirty nine thousand, eight hundred dollars. They
were taking a third time to solve the company and

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reformed it under the one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Is that a third time?

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Great?

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Sure, yes, your honor, Great Landscaping the same company.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
I rest my case. I'm glad he was able to
rest his case on my time, your honor, No, go.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Ahead, you need to have a few more seconds. This
is my fault for doing that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:20):
Uh, your honor. I appreciate the fact that he thinks
that I am the same company, but in fact, I'm
based out of Arkansas, and Uh, this company that he's mentioning,
I have no clue where it's based out of. I'm
talking about a job that I was hired for that
was nowhere near this location. And it's clear that he
is full of dissillusion and he's just trying to legally

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go after anyone with some sort of name reference that
is like the company that he has mentioned.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
First off, I did not mean to go three round rounds.
You both did a fantastic job. I think that went
really well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
That was great.

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
That was great.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
We got fifty five seconds in the house. Let's go everybody.
We got eleven people. That means nine votes. Let's get
nine votes on that pool, guys, forty five seconds. I'm
loving these scenarios. I'm loving how like just obscure and
nonsense to cool they are. It makes it that much
more interesting. That's very good time. Yeah, great job, Roy,
welcome in. I appreciate you tuning in night. Yeah, thanks

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for thanks for having me. Yeah, of course, we got
four votes, that mean six votes. Come on, everybody, We've
got two more two more places, two more votes to
get in here. Just click on that poll right there.
We got twenty seconds ago. Seven one more vote, one
more vote. Oh well, we dropped down to nine people.
That's probably it. We got ten seconds the clock run

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down just in case somebody pops in here, but I
doubt it. Just five seconds ago. As of right now,
we have seven votes in the jury rules in favor
of the defendant.

Speaker 9 (01:16:51):
Thank your honor, Thank you of course.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Rotary great is awome good?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Heay out here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
So these shows are on all the platforms. I usually
release them the next so you can always listen in later.

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
Thank you much.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
You're welcome to come back on all right. Yeah, we'll
catch you guys later. Appreciate it, Thank you. All right,
Hey Cloud, I'm a discinnt you bring me back up top?

Speaker 9 (01:17:14):
Yeah, worries.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
All right, let's get you back up top here where
we are? If it'll bring you back up top? There
we go. All right, we need somebody to defend themselves
against Cloud. Who wants to come up? We got nine
in here, chop Stewie, why don't you come up?

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
Come one?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Compy Bear wants to come up.

Speaker 9 (01:17:37):
Compar wants me again?

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Does she does? This just means that with return guests,
means that you guys are enjoying it as well. So
I appreciate you guys, Compu Bear, welcome back.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
I do.

Speaker 12 (01:17:48):
I have a great time.

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
It's a nice little escape from everything else.

Speaker 12 (01:17:55):
Laughing so hard I almost choked the Dutch on which
one the last one?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
All right, we got ten people in the house. Let's
get some scenarios. We got one minute on the clock.
What is cloud suing coffee Bear?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
For?

Speaker 12 (01:18:15):
I have to admit I would have liked to have
done the chilling one because I am so allergic to chili.
I would have had the best excuse of her putting
me in the hospital for having served me hot sauce.
And if you laugh, I've had that actually happen. I've
actually gone into some place and said, no, it has
to be mild, please make sure it's mild, and wound

(01:18:38):
up in the hospital because they've served it. It's been
too hot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
And yes, yeah, it's good. I mean not your situation,
copy Bear, but that scenario, your situation sounds terrible. I
love chili.

Speaker 12 (01:19:00):
God, No, no, I can't. I can't even I can't
even touch bell peppers without blister my hands blistering up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
It's that bad, Huh, it really is.

Speaker 12 (01:19:10):
Yeah, No, no spicy food whatsoever. It's terrible to go
into Mexican food restaurants and you go, no, I don't
want any chili. Is anything the word that ends in chili? No,
And they still serve you bell peppers And I'm going
you realize that bell peppers are chili, right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Thank you for the roses. Thank you so much.

Speaker 12 (01:19:29):
Possibly want it without spice.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
I mean I like a good spicy chili. To be
honest with you, all right, Cloud, you were gonna you
went to get your hair cut, and Coffee Bear was
a stylist, and you somehow get the IRS involved. I'm
gonna let you come up with whatever you want and
Coffee Bear he's coming after you, so we'll just be ready. Yeah,

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woman on the clock starting now, Cloud your honor.

Speaker 9 (01:19:58):
I I am suing this hairdresser quote unquote. I went
in there to get a you know, just a nice
little uh taper fade to look good for my date.
And she gave me a bowl cut. She gave me
a bow cut. It's a traumatic to be quite honest.

(01:20:21):
And then I was, you know, first date, didn't know
she was gonna be an IRS auditor. Uh so that's cool,
I guess. And we're sitting there and she kept looking
at me weird and she was like, hey, you kind
of look like so and so I wasn't paying attention
because I never do. And she then proceeded to think
that I was some sort of tax fraud king. So

(01:20:44):
now I after turning twenty four years of taxes, and
I work on tips, so you know how that's gonna
go into the clank clink. So I'm suing her because
I'm going to be in jail for ten years now.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
Because hair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
You got okay, Yeah, you're up, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:21:15):
So I have no idea what kind of haircut he
was talking about. He acts like I'm supposed to know
all the kinds of haircuts in the world that there are.
I didn't even catch the name of whatever it was
that he said he wanted me to cut his hair.
So I did the best I could with what information
I had, And to be honest, I mean, if he's

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being sued by the irs, he must be some sham
artists to begin with, so he's probably just sham and
little old me. I mean, I did the best I
could with the information I had, and to be honest,
everybody there thought the haircut looked really, really good. I
can't be held liable for the fact that he is
this complete sham artist and tried to scoop everybody. Now

(01:21:58):
he's trying to trying to sue me to make up
for the fact that he is just totally the sham artist.
And this isn't my fault. This isn't no way my fault.
I'm just a little old hairdresser here and he just
wants to take it out all on me, and this
is just not fair.

Speaker 9 (01:22:16):
Your honor. I appreciate what she said, but she said
she calls herself a little old hairdresser. She's twenty two.
Her name of her store is called you know, fades.
And I went in for a mid fade. I showed
her a picture that had four different angles. She said,
I understand. I have a video recording of the whole incident.

(01:22:38):
She said, one hundred percent. And when people said that
it was a nice haircut, they were laughing. She thought
it was funny too. She was giving everyone high fives.
I looked in the mirror. It was a bowl cut.
She took shoe polish to my hair. It was blonde
and she turned to black with shoe polish. I looked

(01:22:59):
like a stew But I still went on the date though.
She was hot, though, but I'm still getting audited by
her now because now I'm being she thinks I'm one
of the three stooges that never paid taxes.

Speaker 12 (01:23:17):
One I have to ask, what stooge are you?

Speaker 9 (01:23:23):
I'm sorry, Okay, so she's clearly she's clearly making fun
of me because she knows what you did.

Speaker 12 (01:23:33):
You're the one that brought it up, not me. You're
the one that claimed that you want to You just
said you were a comedian. You just said you're out
there to make fun of people. So you know, sorry
if you can't take somebody making fun of you. But
to be honest, Jart, I didn't do any of those
And if he was taping me the entire time, he
did it without my permission. He did not ask my permission,

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and in this state it is illegal to not only film,
but tape somebody without your permission.

Speaker 9 (01:24:01):
I'm gonna get.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Just in public. That's an objection sustained on that. If
it was in public, it was in public.

Speaker 12 (01:24:11):
No, it's in the private of my studio. Therefore it
is record is not in public, and therefore he did
not have the right to tape within my studio without
my permission.

Speaker 9 (01:24:24):
You're already to object again. Her studio is in the
general Park. It is Central Park, and it is not
a studio.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
We got a man out of the clock, you.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
Guys, Alleyway, I'm not really sure what you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Got fifty seconds on the clock. Everybody, that's seven votes.
Let's get him inute. Let's get seven votes. Come on, people,
that's good. That's twenty two.

Speaker 9 (01:24:49):
Don't listen to her. She's not got anything.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Thirty five seconds, we got two votes in. That means
five more of you, actually three more of you. Now,
let's go.

Speaker 12 (01:24:57):
Okay, I have to ask you Cloud reason, what on
earth haircut is that? I have no idea what you're
even talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:25:07):
Taper fad is when they you you put like a
two or a one on the side and you kind
of faded halfway up and then you fade the rest
of it and any kind of like a lot of
the younger kids are wearing that. Look.

Speaker 12 (01:25:19):
Okay, I'm just I'm just so old. I've never even
heard of that.

Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
I have. I have a younger son, thank you. Yeah,
twenty two is pretty young.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Votes are in one second on the clock, and the
court rules in favor of the plaintiff. That's right, No,
in the favor of the plaintiff.

Speaker 12 (01:25:43):
I'm spent, and he filmed me without permission.

Speaker 9 (01:25:47):
That I don't care. I don't care. You're in public.

Speaker 12 (01:25:50):
Actually on a real note that is not considered public.
That is considered private. Just you know, yeah, if you're
in Central Park. Not if you're in Central Park. I'm
in Kansas.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
I've never even been to the Central part. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
I'm formulating the perfect argument for one of these. I
was in public.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
All right, copy, I'm gonna kick you off if you
can come back up though, Okay, it's fine, all right,
there's an eight of you in here who wants to
go up against a champion, who's going up against Cloud Rotary.
Come up here, man, you haven't done one yet. Oh
you have, you've done one.

Speaker 9 (01:26:26):
It's fun to argue with. Do what divine was good? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yep, divine was good. Uh, Chop Stewie, you haven't been
in here yet. You've been in the chat that would
come up. Rodary is ready to come up, but I
will give it. Let's give it five seconds if somebody
else wants to come up. If not, I'll bring Rodory up. Oh, Chop,
student's gonna come up. Rodary, hold out one round, okay, please,
only because you've already been on.

Speaker 9 (01:26:54):
I'm gonna givet the next round, so no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Yep, okay, yeah, I'm only gonna do like two more rounds.
Anyways and being called a show. Chop Stewey, Welcome in.

Speaker 25 (01:27:05):
Hey, I was going guys, is this has been hilarious? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
I ask first of all, how did you find this?
Did you just stumble on it?

Speaker 25 (01:27:14):
No, I've been in a little jazz a little bit
and then dark's kind of a bunch run kind of
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I don't know if that's the community, but people.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Yeah, it's definitely a community of us.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Yeah. Sure, good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
I'm glad you're enjoying it. Thank you so much. So
you've obviously got the idea of how it's working, even
on the couple of rounds now, so at least seeing
a few rounds man, wonderful. So you are the defendant.
We have a minute on the clock. What is cloud
going to suit Chop Stewey for? Come on, everybody. I
got a couple of scenarios left, and so if anybody

(01:27:48):
doesn't come up with something, I can come up with something.
Welcome in everybody. You guys have all been wonderful everything.
I know I've repeated this a few times, but I
do release all the audio and the video afterwards on
all the other platforms.

Speaker 26 (01:28:05):
So making bad food with the clouds is assuming his
chop Stewey as chef an Asian American market.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Partying beside him. I don't like that. It's funny, but
that's kind of m hmm. We got twelve seconds, laft,
Come on, everybody. I like the food one though, that
is pretty funny. How about Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna spin on the bad food one. So Cloud,

(01:28:38):
you went to Abachi restaurant, right, yeah, and and he
was your chef and you ordered something and whatever he
made you is not what you.

Speaker 9 (01:28:48):
Ordered, Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
And you can maybe you know how they like flip
flip food in your mouth and stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (01:28:55):
Yeah, I've been I got this, all right, you got this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
You got one man on the now all right?

Speaker 9 (01:29:02):
Uh, thanks thanks for having us here on her Uh
you see that guy named Chopsy over there. He thinks
it's funny to light my hair on fire and call
it food. We were I brought my fiance, her ex fiance,
her father, and her mother in law. I don't like
her ex fiance, so I'm glad he kind of let

(01:29:22):
him on fire. But that's a different story. It's a
different story. He proceeded to make the little ring volcano thing,
and then put a little piece of scallion in it,
and it popped up and lit on fire and caught
my hair on fire, which then I proceeded to brush
off onto the fiance and he caught on fire. But
that was funny, That was fine. But I am a

(01:29:42):
hair model and he destroyed all of my hair. I
make millions of dollars a year. Now I can't even
afford this wedding because I'm bald and have third degree burns,
all because of a stupid scallion volcano. And he was
like oh. I was like, oh wow, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Shop, you have one minute on the clock to defend yourself.

Speaker 9 (01:30:11):
Okay.

Speaker 25 (01:30:11):
First of all, you came in with a large group
of people, like you'd already stated, and for some reason,
all of the women were named Marrying all of the
men were named Ben, and I had no idea who
you were because I don't follow hair miles and most
people don't, so when.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
It comes to the volcano, I don't even know how
to do a volcano.

Speaker 25 (01:30:27):
I'm more of a wind tornado guy, and that usually
comes circular back to me. So if anybody starts on fire,
it happens to be me and uh, when it comes
specifically to the claim that it's not what you ordered,
which I don't even think you addressed, but maybe maybe
maybe it was.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
I didn't order.

Speaker 9 (01:30:47):
I did not order for my hair to be on fire.

Speaker 25 (01:30:49):
I didn't give you what you ordered, and for some reason,
you deemed to wait three seconds to eat it, and
you were shoving in so fast one little piece of
flight your hair instead of on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
So it's not like I threw anything at you. It's
all self inflicted.

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
Oh okay, I see where you're coming from, your honor.
Do you did you hear what he just said? He
served me food that was on fire. I mean, I
know that he's this is he's not a French chef.
His name's Chop Suey. So when I go eat habachi,
I don't expect that I'm eating lava like lava. And

(01:31:27):
when I put the food in my mouth, instoved it
in there because it was on fire and I had
to like like use my saliva to try and extinguish it.
He he tried to shoot like this stuff on it.
I guess like he thought it would like cool it down,
but it made it bigger. I'm not really sure what
it was and he yelled, habachi, hibachi, hibachi. I mean,
and uh, sir, I learned sushi. I'm really not even

(01:31:49):
sure what happened to that. Never never saw that, uh
but uh. He then proceeded to light me on fire
with whatever that. I think it was kerosene. Honestly it was.
I think it was kerosene. And when he said he
did some sort of windmill tornado thing that would blow
back onto him, that's a lie. He said, volcano, volcano, volcano.

(01:32:09):
I have the video here.

Speaker 6 (01:32:11):
You go go ahead, yell on a minute.

Speaker 25 (01:32:18):
All right, So, oh man, I got some fuss today.
So let's let's go back to your claim that you
ordered shrimp. Well, we don't even have shrimp on the menu.

Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
I didn't say that. I said sushi.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Sushi. Okay, my apologies. So you ordered sushi and it's
not even on the menu.

Speaker 9 (01:32:34):
It is yeah, yeah, California rolls.

Speaker 25 (01:32:37):
No, not this, not at this place. This is my joint,
and I call the shots.

Speaker 9 (01:32:40):
It's called California roll Well.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
I love Doug.

Speaker 25 (01:32:47):
We specifically prioritize chop suhi at this about you restaurant
and Italian. We don't actually have any deep fryers or
anything that gets over just under the temperature danger zone.
So I mean you're less likely to send on the
fucker to get someonella poisoning.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Yeah, six seconds, have you got anything else?

Speaker 9 (01:33:12):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Congratulations for uh first worries.

Speaker 9 (01:33:23):
Man, you did a good You did a good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
That was good. No, that was good. I was cracking
out the whole time. We got fifty seconds or fifty
seven seconds on the clock. Everybody, there's five of you
that can vote. Let's get those votes in. That was awesome. Divine,
I agree. I think they both did a hysterical job.
We already got the next contestant to play the winner,
so let's get let's get this votees in.

Speaker 9 (01:33:46):
Everybody, chop suit. He's going anyway, So I'm gonna step down.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Back out after this one.

Speaker 9 (01:33:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
What if it's hung jury, will you do another minute?

Speaker 12 (01:33:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:33:54):
If it's hung jury, I'll fight with them again.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
So everybody jury hungary. That means that they each get
one more minute. But obviously you guys get to pick
who wins. There's two more votes available. With twenty seconds
on the clock, everybody, let's go. There's three more vote spots.
We got fifteen seconds. Let's get those votes in everybody,
let's get those votes in, and so far, Cloud, it's

(01:34:19):
going exactly how you wanted to go. The defendants got
sixty percent over your twenty.

Speaker 9 (01:34:26):
Fine is California sushi roll place that does Italian and Chop.

Speaker 25 (01:34:30):
Sue once in my life and I'm not a huge fan,
so I was wing that worked.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Well, you won. There's that, enjoyed Cloud. Thank you so much, Cloud, Yes,
thank you so much. Uh Chop, I'm gonna drop you
off and bring you back up, so you're at the
top just one second, just one second here, and then
I'll bring up the next person as well. Oh, we
got another newcomer in the house.

Speaker 9 (01:34:59):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Let's go, Chop. I invited you back up. You should
pop up at the top. I accepted. Let's see all
right next, and we have John Sham. Let's see who
this guy is. I never met this guy. Hey, I'm fantastic.
How are you?

Speaker 9 (01:35:19):
I'm great? Uh, Chob, that's a buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
I'm pretty sure you and I are following each other.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Man following each other.

Speaker 9 (01:35:28):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, man.

Speaker 25 (01:35:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
But I bounce onto all I go into all kinds
of different lives, and.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
I know what you do I'm pretty sure we met
each other last last night or the night before.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
But was it a political one? It was yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah. You were like part of the three or
four people that were all like good ship. Yeah, it
was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
Yeah, So what are we all right? So you okay,
So here's what happens. John. First off, welcome in, and
I gave you a follow request. This is a court
room session where you guys have to improv. Chop. You
are going to be the plaintiff and John, you are
the defendant. I get it. Yeah, I've been put one

(01:36:08):
man on the clock for the audience to come up
with a scenario for you guys to play. All right
ready notes, No, that's great. Actually, have one of my
admins for my network that writes notes on if he's
on a.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Show says, I just read it one word and then
kind of trying to play.

Speaker 7 (01:36:25):
I hope the scenario is that the Falcons are winning
the Super Bowl in twenty twenty five, fix a car.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
And that breaks down the block away fan.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
I would demolish that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Okay, Clouds Cloud's got a pretty good suggestion. That's pretty funny,
but it says a Chop, you're suing John because he
made you a gingerbread man and it ran away. We
still have twenty three seconds. Let's get some more scenarios
in here. There's nine of you in here.

Speaker 7 (01:36:57):
Can we get a better one. I don't know how
to sue against a on away ginger dude.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Some of the scenarios have been so off the walls.
That's the best part of it. But I can come
up with something else too if we need to. Although
that is funny, let's see here, that's actually pretty that's
pretty funny. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna go ahead and pick this one. We can
potentially do that one next round, only because John's new

(01:37:23):
and we're gonna take these on him. All right, Chop,
you'ressuing John because you bought a chocolate bar from his
shop and it said low calorie, and you gained two
pounds off of that one chocolate bar, and you're suing.

Speaker 9 (01:37:35):
Him, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
Let's start with his opening arguments.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
I was, yeah, yep, Chop, you got one minute of
the clock starting.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Now, okay.

Speaker 25 (01:37:46):
So I went in to buy the chocolate bar and
I ate it, and I gave two pounds. However, like
it didn't make a whole lot of sense. I went
back to the store, butted again, came back to my house,
I stood on the scale, stepped off this put the
chocolate bar on the scale, and it weighed two pounds.
And when you have in your hand, it doesn't seem

(01:38:07):
like two pounds. And even being a low calorie, I mean,
when you're putting two pounds in your system, you're putting
two pounds in your system. So you can see low
caalorary with all you want, But I think it's just
false advertising. And generally speaking, you know that's frowned upon.
But Nowaday and Age you get away with it. But
at this time, buddy, I mean business.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Yeah, fifteen seconds.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
And.

Speaker 25 (01:38:31):
You also had promised a golden ticket and I wasn't
able to arrive at Charlie Wonka and the Willie Factory.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
That's good, all right, So John, gonna bring you up here.
You got one minute to argue starting now.

Speaker 7 (01:38:45):
So I would just like to start this argument off
with saying that I know Chop. He's a very good person,
very reliable person, and I can understand his displeasure with
my product. However, the point that I would like to
get a is that I personally had never promised a
weight loss chocolate bar or a weight loss candy. I

(01:39:08):
believe that was an issue on the marketing firm that
I had hired, and I believe the best way to
go forward is that Chop and I work together and
find out the shortcomings of this firm that I had hired,
because I believe not only was he scammed, but I
was scammed as well. And I think that him and
I need to work together find out how this company

(01:39:31):
had scammed both of us and convinced these people that
it was a reliable source for weight loss. I feel
like Chop and I can both agree a guilty treat
is not a problem.

Speaker 9 (01:39:46):
It's not going to cause you to gain weight.

Speaker 7 (01:39:48):
However, we both know there is no way that it
could be reliable enough for weight loss.

Speaker 25 (01:39:55):
Flattery aside, flattery aside, Actually, you get me a great idea,
And not only am I gonna sue you now, but
I will also be suing the marketing firm. It's unfortunately
with them. Yeah, it's a dog eat dog world, man.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
It is a doggy dog world.

Speaker 7 (01:40:12):
But guess what we can both be the dogs that
eat the marketing firm.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Let's not sue me.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
Let's not sue me.

Speaker 25 (01:40:19):
But I strive for excellence in all my various trades,
and it happens to be manipulating chocolate companies out of
large amounts of money and also marketing firms.

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
So look all I'm saying all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
On John, hold on, you'll get your turn. You'll get
your turn. I muted your mic, but you can come
back up on a second. You have fifteen seconds left.
Chop what you got.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Well.

Speaker 25 (01:40:45):
In closing, I would just like to say that I
will be suing both of them, but I will do
a side suit with you and then you can have
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Oh well, he's aggressive, he's nice aggressive, he's nice aggressive.
All right, John, go ahead and unmeet your man. Sorry
I did that.

Speaker 9 (01:41:01):
Yeah, No, of course I understand.

Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
I would like to stay from what I understood from
the beginning of the suit was not that it was
on me. It was that on the false advertisement that
I had never put forth. I and Chopp are willing
to work forwards and look towards a positive solution towards
the issue that has arised. But I believe ultimately it

(01:41:26):
is not an issue on either one of us. It's
an issue on the advertising agency.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
Are you done? Are you done? You got twenty nine seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:41:37):
Now, I feel like I've said all that I need
to say.

Speaker 9 (01:41:40):
If they believe it, they believe.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
It, well, they are about to vote.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
If you vote the story, they will come.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
It's the best part about the show is you just
create your own story and then they vote. It's great.

Speaker 9 (01:41:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
So first off, John, congrats on your first round. That
was great, especially as off the walls that scenario, it was,
what's up, Dylan Thomas? How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
We got forty eight seconds on the clock. Let's get
those votes in everybody. Let's get those votes in. We
have three out of four votes I could possibly vote.
Let's go. We got thirty five seconds on the clock.
Let's get one more vote in here. Who's gonna win?
Who's gonna win? We got our fists, but we got
five votes. Oh, just one of you vote for yourself.

(01:42:28):
That vote doesn't count. But even without your vote, with
twenty seconds ago, so far, the jury's rolling in favor
of Shop fifteen seconds and I guess nobody else can
really vote anyways, Let's somebody else pops in five seconds ago.

(01:42:49):
I'm gonna run down the time. That was good. Uh so, John,
thank you so much for being on here. Good to
see again, but good to see you again.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Good people.

Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
Hey, look, if I were to lose, I'm glad I
lost to you.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
That's all I say. And hey, please, I'm gonna be
doing these three or four nights a week, so please
come back.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
Absolutely. Man, it was it was great seeing you all.

Speaker 9 (01:43:19):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Yeah, thank you so much. I'm gonna go ahead and
disconnect you. We're gonna do one more round, Chop. You
are the winner, and we have seven people in here
who wants to come up and battle against Chop in
the last round of this episode of Courtroom Chaos. One
more round. Everybody a board.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Game you have because they see you referencing, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
I just came up with it, and I've only done
I think this is episode six, so I've just kind
of been tweaking it as I go to kind of
be a game show.

Speaker 25 (01:43:46):
Yeah, I'm doing a game night Friday, and we used
to do a picture me, but I think I might
bring this on up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
This is pretty slick.

Speaker 9 (01:43:51):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
Thank you, Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Thank you.
I was trying to find something creative, so Joh actually
did his improv shows. I was like, I love the concept,
but I don't want to steal his idea, so I tweet.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
I've never seen that from Joh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Yeah, they do improv stuff on his too, it's not
courtroom setting. I like the courtroom setting because I wanted
something to be more show related.

Speaker 25 (01:44:12):
It actually just makes me kind of like Google a
bunch of lawyer terms, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Chat, GPT man. I have been using it. I literally say,
give me a scenario, and I like giving an example.
It'll give me a list of.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
I have pretty good luck with Gemini too when it
comes to that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
It's been fantastic. All right, everybody, we have one minute
for somebody to come up on the come up. We
used to die of this in VR. We used to
do this in VR. You know what I've done that.
I think I did a courtroom thing in VR too.
But thank you for saying this was a great idea.
I appreciate all of you so much, or six of
you in here. Somebody needs to come up and defend
themselves against Shop for one more round of courtroom chaos.

(01:44:53):
And you guys with the gifts tonight have been absolutely beautiful.
I mean, I don't even know what to say. You
guys are wonderful. So Janet Coffy Bear, if I can
get one more person to come up, I'll bring compy
Bear up. But I don't want to do it if
if with only three people. So right now, I've got
compy Bear in here, wanted to come up. If I
can get two more guests, Uh, you know what, Rotary

(01:45:15):
and copy Bear, you're coming up for the last round.
Let's do it. Let's do it. So Janet, you are
CHOP's attorney. Okay, hallelujah, copy Bear, Welcome back, Rotary, Welcome
back the Rotary. You're the defendant, and copy Bear is

(01:45:35):
going to be your attorney.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Okay, all right, team.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
The way this works, the first first round is one
minute and then the second round will be two minutes.
That well, you guys have the opportunity to rotate, so
we have one min on the clock. Let's get a scenario, people,
Even though I think everybody that's in here is in
the panel right now, what do you guys got you guys,

(01:45:59):
let's get creative here again. This goes on all audio
platforms Spotify, so people get to listen after anyways?

Speaker 22 (01:46:07):
Can we have can we have an agreement not to
yell in during everyone's just like when.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
I will, I will if we're all okay with it.
I will mute mics if I have to. If there's
an objection, I will listen to it. But I don't
want people getting.

Speaker 22 (01:46:23):
Because I got I got flagrantly bombed during my last.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
I tried not to use them because you were just
making stuff up.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Anyway, you get.

Speaker 24 (01:46:36):
Objective a sort of vending machine that dispensed a dead
pigeon instead.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
Of oh, that's actually funny. I don't know about a
dead pigeon, because I feel like there might be some
words in there that could potentially but no, I like
the idea of something coming out of a vending machine
that's not what it was supposed to be.

Speaker 12 (01:47:00):
Rat live, rat came out.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
Let's do it. Let's do that. So Chop, you're gonna
be suing Rotary in his vending machine company because you
ordered whatever. I'm gonna let you have fun with it.
So I'm gonna give you a minute right now and
put you on the big screen and go.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
Uh.

Speaker 25 (01:47:21):
So I came up so at the park having a
good time, with my kids, you know, swinging on the swings,
giving them under ducks and Superman's and then walked over
with the vending machine because I was a little dry,
and I put, you know, my dollar twenty five in
and here I'm expecting, you know, about a lack of
fina and out comes this live dove. And even though

(01:47:43):
it was beautiful and it shot up into the shout
up into the stars, it was nighttime by the way
it shot up into the stars and flew.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
With the eagles.

Speaker 25 (01:47:54):
It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. But
any other person would have probably been traumatized by that.
And if I didn't have a certain aura about me,
it could have violently attacked me. And you were lucky
I was there, because if I wasn't there, anybody else
would have been unbelievably destroyed by that dove.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
That was probably the nicest argument that it was a
beautiful It was a beautiful pigeon. I'm not gonna lie, but.

Speaker 24 (01:48:28):
Yeah, yeah, it's really really unfortunate thing that that happened.
And you know, i'd be I'd be more than happy
to reimburse you, obviously for the.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Cost of the soda there.

Speaker 24 (01:48:37):
But this is one of those times when we have
to apply what is known as the reasonable person standard.
And this is something that comes up more frequently in
case law as it pertains to criminal proceedings, but still
applicable here. The thing is, so, we have a number
of ending machines. Some of them are put indoors, some

(01:48:58):
of them are put outdoors. In this case is an
outdoor vending machine. And unfortunately, as much as I'd like
to be able to do this, I can't possibly control
the free will of animals that are that are, you know,
outside doing stuff. It happened to be, unfortunately that a
dove got into this venting machine, but just as easily
could any other animal have done that, just as easily

(01:49:20):
as they could get into your car. People have all
the time cars that rodents get into and chew up
the wiring and that type of stuff, And those people
don't legally have grounds to take the auto manufacturer to
court because that happened. And a large part of the
reason for that is we cannot control the free will
of animals.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
All right, So I'm gonna add another minute and Chop
you want to come up or have your turney come up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
I'm gonna start first, and I'm gonna pass up pretty quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
Sounds good. You got two minutes starting now.

Speaker 25 (01:49:49):
So first of all, it's absurd to compare a motor
vehicle and mice getting into a venting machine which nobody
drives around.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
And also you should have the proper safeguards in place
to not.

Speaker 25 (01:49:59):
Allow wild animals, beautiful wild animals in der seta machines.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
And that's just you know, basic safety regulations. Go ahead, Janet.

Speaker 22 (01:50:10):
Yes, according to vending machine law in this state, there
have to be safety regulations specifically for keeping wild animals out,
specifically rodents and flying rodents. Of the flying rodents are
specifically named in this law. Because of that, this manufacturer

(01:50:35):
has not only broken the law but has to pay
specific damages. And as you can see, my client is delusional.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
I'm going with delusional all night.

Speaker 8 (01:50:55):
That's what I'm going for, all right.

Speaker 22 (01:50:57):
My client is one person who clearly enjoys the bird
in flight. Should that have been a small child, this
could have been very, very dangerous. My client enjoyed the flight,
but a small child could have been hit in the
face with that bird. So we're going for a million
dollars damages on that premise.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
Okay, all right, well that was good. I gotta give
you that rotary. Are you coming up first or you're
gonna have your tri pop?

Speaker 24 (01:51:26):
Yeah, So I'll do the same thing. I'll go up
and then I'll pass it off ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
So yeah, so I guess just to start.

Speaker 24 (01:51:33):
All of our vending machines, all twenty five of them,
are well within compliance with state regulation. I've read the
code myself. Flying rodent is not a term that I
have ever.

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
Seen in any code there.

Speaker 24 (01:51:44):
But we do take we do take specific measures specifically
for the sake of preventing wild animals from getting into
our machines. Obviously, the only large, large enough hole on
the outside for a dove to get in is the
spot where the actual soda comes out, and we have
a spring loaded doors on the outside of all of
our machines to prevent that from happening. Evidently, somehow this

(01:52:05):
bird found a way around that. So and with that,
I'll pass it off to my attorney.

Speaker 12 (01:52:12):
So I want to say that this is divine intervention.
That you did an amazing job. You saved this bird's life,
you set it free, you let it go. This is
divine intervention. The fact that it was so intelligent that
it figured out how to find its way into this
machine and get stuck. And here you come along and

(01:52:34):
you let the bird go free. You help save its life.
And then you want to turn around and see something
because you were the one that she was so wonderful
at this you set it free. This should not should
not be the fault of the machine, the fact that
the bird was so intelligent and so smart and figured

(01:52:55):
out how to get its way in. But you should
be commended for letting the bird go free. This is
God's fault.

Speaker 25 (01:53:06):
That was Actually I'm only asking for five fifty that's good.

Speaker 24 (01:53:10):
Well, thank thank you, thank you Compibert for not calling
me insane as well.

Speaker 9 (01:53:14):
It's good.

Speaker 24 (01:53:17):
A minute, wait a minute, you're only asking for five
hundred and.

Speaker 25 (01:53:19):
Fifty dollars at least at least I put in, okay.

Speaker 24 (01:53:26):
Well we can we can just settle that then, So
I guess, I guess regardless of the outcome.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
Right, we catch it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:34):
We got five of you that can get votes in
there're thirty eight seconds ago.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Who you vote for?

Speaker 9 (01:53:38):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
That was good. That was good, especially for the last
one week.

Speaker 12 (01:53:44):
We were the defendant, were the rotary and defending.

Speaker 22 (01:53:49):
There is no way anyone can go up a rotary
doctor with anything with machinery, no one.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
All right, we four more people, look at vote, click
on the pole right up here, everybody right here, where
my fingers at, and put your boats in. This is
the last one of the night. Let's get them boats
in the vine, got hers in. Where's everybody at, Let's
click on that pole. I do want to thank everybody

(01:54:19):
that has been in here tonight and all of you
on the panel, even you regulars that keep coming back,
because it just makes me feel like this is meant
to continue.

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
So I think you might find your regular buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Thank you. I appreciate that. Ten pm CST.

Speaker 12 (01:54:34):
When you get sick of me, just let me know.

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
Huh, when you get sick of me, just let me know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
It's just you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
I don't get sick of you. I love it. This
is all for fun. I just like ending my day
with this show. It's fun, all right. So we only
got one vote in and the defendant one, so great
team job Roery and com fifty cents.

Speaker 12 (01:55:01):
Thank you for coming in tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
I really love it.

Speaker 12 (01:55:04):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:55:06):
Yeah, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
Thank you. Thank you all so much for being here.

Speaker 12 (01:55:10):
I love that positive spin on that. That was great.

Speaker 25 (01:55:13):
Yeah, that was ads around.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. Seriously, Janet, you're wonderful person.
I appreciate you coming here.

Speaker 22 (01:55:24):
I want to explain. It's the politics. It's making me
see everyone is delusion all these days.

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):
You know what's really good about that?

Speaker 25 (01:55:38):
So I think this, this is completely psychopic, but I
like to go into a lot of megal lives, even
though I don't necessarily agree with them, just to get
to know who they are and build this like level
of empathy so they see me as a person before
I become like a little bit more push back, a
little bit more back of my belief seeing it's just
kind of a thought experiment or something that I enjoy doing, but.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
I don't have and I don't have that before you
can understand somebody else, and that's why I don't do.

Speaker 24 (01:56:07):
It's like your honor, my client would like to plead
insanity like this is a small claims court.

Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
If we're going to wrap it up. I do appreciate
all of you so much. Thank thanks for thanks for
having a wonderful Thank you so much.