April 24, 2024 • 20 mins
Looking for the best in Japanese Candy... You should probably use Google... but The Dudes will tell you what they think.
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(00:01):
From movies to games on Xbox,from ice cream to sweat sucks. It's
reviews. Welcome to dude problems.It's our first time ever kind of face
to face. Look at us,look at us, this kind of kind
of weird a literal try editing avideo for the first time, be very
(00:22):
easy. All all in cap cutNo, I'm kidding. Shout out flow
Rider featuring flow Rider always supporting hismusic. It says on the bottom and
like a little gold flag that we'realways supporting his music. I don't know
if that's what that says. That'swhat it says. I writ It's also
signed flow Rider, hashtag flow Rider. Anyways, this is a dude with
reviews. This is even dude problems. Yeah, checkout dude problems though,
(00:43):
always checkout dude problems every Monday.Anyways, this is dude with reviews.
And we got Japanese candy. Wehave a ton of assorted savory snacks.
Any of it says no, andI don't want to spend the energy google
translating it. He already did.No. I for one of them,
because it has instructions on the back. This one is gonna require some water.
(01:04):
The only anti glass the only thingit says in American is beer's beer.
Well in English and an American American. It's an American American and American.
So uh so we're just gonna trythese, and we're gonna give them
a little solid rating between one andten each one we have, and hopefully
we find some pretty solid snacks.I hope. So. Also, we
got these club sodas to for alittle palate cleanser. It tastes like shit,
(01:27):
yeah, bro, there's so.But I've seen people drink these as
palate cleansers when they do review videos, and I want to feel professional.
Do we save this for the end? We could either say before the end
we started for the end, becauseI'm most excited for that. Okay,
We're most excited for that one.And you know what, I'm just gonna
go ahead and start us off witha little blue bottle here. How do
we even share this? What isthis? We're gonna We're gonna dump whatever
(01:49):
it is in our hands. It'snot liquid, it's like little this might
be uh styrofoam, So I hopethis isn't poisonous, guys, and and
uh we don't die from it?Yeah, bro, this is the Japanese
fucking what. I don't know,dude, they are killing us. No,
we're supposed to eat it like this. Here we are, I'm sure
we are. I can't read anyof this exactly. Mini bottle is the
(02:14):
only thing in English. M It'sliterally just sugar. It's just sugar.
Wow. It's like blue raspberry flavoredsugar crystals in my mouth. Yeah,
extremely sweet, like snow. I'mnot gonna lie. Four out of ten,
(02:38):
four out of ten as well.I was a kid, i'd probably
give it back and I probably likeit. Yeah, but I want these
I picked next, go ahead,go ahead? The fuck is that?
I think they're pop rocks. They'reJapanese pop rocks. That's insane. They
have to be Japanese pop rocks.Yeah, they have to be. And
I love pop rocks. Oh,I feel so bad for everyone, like
on the podcast. Oh, listento the podcast. Yeah, oh my
(03:00):
god, I don't think these arepop rocks. Maybe I'm wrong, dude.
There's like xanax in there, Okay, there is. Yeah, there
are pills. There are are smallwhite pills inside of this red bag of
candy. Hold on, oh,ship whatever, it's fine, that's fine.
(03:23):
If we start tripping. Guys.Oh fuck, this is why we
can't trust you. Look at that. That's xan X. Okay, are
you ready? No cola, thisis cola flavored pop rock. I'll just
(03:46):
look my hand. I'm sorry Ilooked. I hate to trade off my
hands. Oh my god, people, I'm I'm so sorry for everyone on
the podcast. Audio is gonna beprobably horrible. I'm gonna be my mic
for everyone. Gonna match now audiothe audio with the podcast with the video,
so they might get the same stuff. They shouldn't get this. I
hope they get the same audio.Oh my god, it's still going to
(04:11):
that tastes great though. It doeslike Coca Cola flavorite pop rocks. That's
pretty cool. Good. I'd getthat. That's better than I think blue
raspberry or strawberry flavored pop rocks.So I'm gonna give you what did you
give that? Eight out of time? Okay, I'm gonna give it a
seven and a half out of time. I'm a big pop rocks man.
I don't know. It's like thelittle child in me. I love pop
rocks. So alrighty, there's somethingI'm really interested in here. It's got
(04:32):
like a fish on it. Ohmy god that I thought it was a
shark. But there's no scary tea, so I think it's a small salmon.
And it said ka tara ya taraon it drop on eyes gone eye.
So we're gonna open this up,and they what the fuck is that?
It seems to be some sort ofdried out I want one, No,
(04:54):
I want one, just one,just one? Okay, you get
three? What the fuck is this? To give this a sniff test?
Okay, oh that's I'm just gonnathat's so bad. Ah, it's jerky
(05:14):
of some kind. It does tastelike beef jerky. It's like, that's
what I don't like that. It'slike a seaweed beef. It's like a
very fish. It tastes like,yeah, very fishy. I'm gonna have
to I'm gonna wow, Okay,I'm gonna yeah. That's horrible. I'm
struggling. Zero. I'm gonna givethat a zero. That's fucking dog ship.
(05:40):
I use my language. I'm sorry, but god damn, that's bad.
Yeah, that's so bad. Sorry, guys, it's stuck on my
tongue. We please move the fuckon a fish ship in my mouth?
I hate, like what is thatthis is the only thing in English.
We're gonna eat it colon cream creamcolon not yeah not yep, there we
(06:05):
go. Now, if you switchthe two words, it gets a little
weird because colon cream is gonna becrazy on the end of one of those
words, it gets even a littlemore crazy. Oh, these are gonna
be good. What are they?I have high hopes. Let's show the
people who are who are watching thevideo. Oh, it looks like a
(06:26):
combo. It looks like from myAmerican homies. It looks like a combo.
Yeah, like, yeah, definitely, oh of vanilla combo. No,
you know exactly what? That tasteslike a rollo? Are those the
giant sticks? Yeah? Like thewayfer sticks? Yeah, my yeah,
I love those. Those are myfavorite things. More please, Oh my
god. These are the ten outof ten. Those are amazing. Mm
(06:53):
hmm. Those are very good.I'm giving those a nine out of ten.
I'm giving those a nine out often. Gummy stuff, so I
think I'm gonna save a ten spot. And I like grape stuff in this
know what. That's the easiest timeout of ten ever easiest, I don't
know, because I can satisfy thatsomewhere else that was that was so easy.
(07:15):
I put like the rest of thosein my mouth. Pause. Here
we have a little grape. Itlooks like one of those fruits. It's
a gummy for sure. The fruit. Roll up ahead, sugary fruit,
roll up, roll up on crack. My hands are gonna be all sticky.
And it's grape flavored. I cansmell the grape before you close to
(07:40):
my nose. That's crazy. That'sso hard to eat. It's like super
tough, a little bit like chewingon a belt. Yeah, yeah,
(08:03):
I'm eating a child about to getlockjaw. I'm still thoroughly enjoying it.
It's a great sour airhead. Allthe flavor is gone already. It's stuck
on my teeth. It's gone.I can't wait to brush my teeth out
(08:24):
for this. Yeah, you'll bringa toothbrush. Oh this guy, I'm
gonna brush my teeth my finger.Guys is fine, think a brush.
Been in this game for a minute, all right? Ah man, I've
been full. All right? What'sthe next I choose? I chose the
last one. You want to choose? Yeah? What are these? Do
I really want to choose? Itcomes with a toothpick to eat it.
(08:46):
That's awesome. We're definitely gonna dothese. So they're like little cherry and
you gotta eat it with jelly situations. I guess yeah, we'll share the
toothpick. There's separate sides. Okay, so should we lady in tramp the
tooth pix? We should not,Lady, I feel like we should.
We should show them how good offriends we are by lady. That is
(09:07):
dude, we proy trip balls.We're taking cherry tabs right now. Go
ahead, Okay, there you go. So small, it's like dumb.
(09:28):
It's like a I think it's gum. It's a bubble gum. Do I
swallow this? I swallowed it.Okay, I'm gonna swallow it. I
swallowed it. It's like a lessIt's like bubble gum, but not bubble
gum. Yeah, disintegrates in yourmouth. You start chewing on it like
it's gum, and then right afteryou realize it's gum, it's like not
gum. Does that make sense?Yeah? That was weird. That was
(09:48):
cool. That's all right. Thefact that two of them, Yeah,
we have sorry to cut you off. What were you gonna say? I
I was gonna say that. Iwould just give that like a four out
of out of ten, A threeand a half, three and a half,
three and a half. Okay,okay, I'm interested in these,
(10:09):
uh little stickies right here, Alittle stickies. Yeah, they look like
uh, I forgot what they're called. That looks like a little bull of
ramen on the bottom there. Ohyead rob flavored things do not sound good,
and I'm I'm I'm interested in what'sgoing on here. I don't know.
Oh, they're a lot thicker thanI thought. Those look like a
nice These are like something I'm thinkingabout. I wish I could remember what
(10:31):
they're called. They're in gas stations. Do you know what I'm talking about?
I don't. Cheers. I wasshowing them cheers. Oh, it's
like a lightsaber battle. Oh dude, dude, I am your father joined
the dark Side. I almost saidsomething sword fighting. That solid. I'm
(11:01):
a fan. Those taste so meaty, meaty? Yeah, what do you
mean like that is? What doyou mean meaty? I feel like it's
trying to capture the taste of likemeat, and typically when that's in a
chip, it's not that good.But eating this, it's it tastes like
meat. It's supposed to be likethis ramen looking thing. Yeah, I
(11:24):
think, oh wait, wait,no, it does not say what it
is. Those are good. Ican find myself smacking those down easy a
giant bag. No, no,I couldn't. I definitely couldn't. I'm
a dip those in like a sourcream and shive dip and go absolutely hamm,
that's so like fancy white girl anhour and a half. That's so
(11:46):
fancy white girl. Fine arto chokingspinach. I don't know that's also a
fancy white girl. But I likeARTI chruk and finish. Okay, exactly
because you're a fancy white girl Alittle bit. I don't really want this,
but yeah, I guess we didn'trate the sticks. Bro, you're
right, six six, I givea six. Uh. I don't know
(12:13):
what this is supposed to be.It has a little star on it's a
chocolate flower. Look that up onthe Urban Dictionary. No, I don't
know what If it means anything,it could, I'm sure it does.
I'm sure everything. Look up agreen apple and it really hits you.
Mm hmm, don't don't do chocolateflower looks like a ship. I was
just about to say, it lookslike a dog ship. This out ship?
(12:35):
You could you could let that floatin the tub. Dude, tell
me, tell me that does notlook like ship. What do you smell
like that? Would you would thinkthat ship? What does it smell it?
Let me smell it? Can Ismell it? Can you? Can
you smell it? Like? Itsmells like cocoa puffs, bro peanut butter.
(12:58):
Well that's a peanut butter version.Oh there's some like thing in it.
Oh my god, is it good? That was so good? Holy
ship, that's a ten. That'sa ton. It looked like ship,
but goddamn was that a ten?It's almost it's it's got like a little
(13:20):
bitter aftertaste to it. It's like, how do you this is like a
utella filled cocoa puffs stick? Yeah? That was I wouldn't even saytell coco
puff cereal? Yeah, but likea dark chocolate dutella almost maybe not even.
I don't think it tastes anything.I mean I guess a little bit.
That's that's fucking good. Yo,shout out, shout out japan homies.
(13:45):
We should just stop it here.So that's the last flavor I have
in my mouth, Dude, Ijust like to enjoy that the rest of
the day. Yeah, that wouldbe nice. So we got more we
actually have? We do have.I would see how many we have?
We have four? And I wasI've been waiting for that one this whole
time. It's just looks like littlemelon sweet tarts? How many of in
there? Okay? Oh damn arethese are these marshmallows? No they're not.
(14:13):
I fucking hate marshmallows. Plastic begive me the plastic. I'm kidding.
Oh, these definitely aren't marshmallows.All right, let's see. Nope,
no, no, ah mmmm mmmmmmmmm it's weird hard. I'm gonna
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cleanse my palate and I'll give youa breakdown. All right, here's a
breakdown. So it's kind of atfirst it's like crunchy like a sweetheart.
Yeah, but then it like startsdissolving. Yeah, it like dissolves,
and it's it's really weird, likevery violently, like alcina celts are in
your mouth. It's like the Alcaceltiers you put in water. Yeah,
(14:58):
it's like rehydrate yourself for whatever itis. It is like putting that in
your mouth and then it's just foaming. Yeah. You know it's like it's
like super like violent, like it'snot not good. I didn't like that.
At first. It was like,Okay, I I like the melon.
The melons were good flavor. I'llgive him that whatever. That's it
was melon, right, Yeah,yeah, that was a good flavor.
It was good. It tastes likemelon. But once it started dissolving,
(15:20):
dude, that was that was likeit was intense. I didn't really like
it felt like I was getting waterboarded. I wasn't. I wasn't a super
big fan. No. The amountof dissolve elation, no, yeah,
like it it felt like I wasgetting waterboarded in my mouth. That I
think it made me. It couldbe the club soda. I think it
was the club soda. What arewe doing next? Damn? Oh by
(15:41):
the way, that was a twoout of ten. Oh yeah, two
out of ten, two out often for me, I had potential.
Sorry, no, you're good.We're crossing paths here, we are crossing
paths. We're almost done. Lookat that. We are what is this?
Oh? This is kind of somethinglike we already had. Okay,
but they're different flavors. Skip thatone. We are, I'm eating it.
(16:02):
That's saying fun. That one.No fish on it's a fish.
I don't know what those are?Say that one for later. Uh we
do, we'll do. Who whatthe fuck is that supposed to? Say
that one? It looks like abutt peak little butte look at it.
(16:23):
Oh oh, these are chocolate.These are like strawberry yogurt covered raisins and
their yogurt covered strawberries. They're likelittle dried strawberries and that they're definitely not
I'll fucking I'll freak out if theyare, though probably like say, nothing's
probably like artificial or nothing. It'sJapan, so that's cool. I don't
know how Japan works in every othercountry. Maybe not. I don't like
(16:52):
not a fan. They're all yours. I'll give you, guys, actual
classic description to this. No,yeah, I don't like you guys know
those little tall bottles of baby foodcereal and they were always in shapes of
stars. Take that baby food cerealand cover it in like strawberry chocolate or
(17:14):
just white chocolate or whatever. Thisis. It's kind of what you got
that was not good. The clubsoda sucks even more so not good well,
I guess we're just left with this. I'm taking a five out of
turn for that. I will givethat a two, honestly, fuck that,
give that a one. Yeah,whatever this is supposed to be.
(17:41):
This is like string. Wait no, this is dead ass like ramen.
They have like Ramen packets on theoutside of it. Is it just crouched
up ramen? I think so?Yeah, No way, it's just crunched
up ramen. I'm gonna need likea handful of that to a seton.
But it tastes like, I'm sorry, eating like fucking cavemn over your ear.
(18:19):
Not a fan that. They's likeburnt. He's like chicken flavored sticks.
I don't like that at all.Oh, I'll give it a two
out of ten. Give that afucking zero. Really, yeah, that's
horrible. Holy shit, it's notthat bad. No, that's dude.
Do you not see my face?That was like, Oh, that wasn't
(18:42):
terrible. No, that wasn't good. It's the first one in the Clipsloda
couldn't get out though. Oh no, it's stuck in there, dude.
Now at the end the grand finaletrunk, so we have this powder that
was inside of this packet here,and it says to just pour a little
shot of water in there. Sothat's what we're gonna do, and let's
(19:03):
go ahead and give it a littlelittle dash the cash. I think we
could have used more water. Idon't know, know it is a small
shot. It makes them up prettywell. Here. It was like a
milkshake. Does look like a milkshake, all right, it's nice and foamed
up. What does it smell like? Does it smell like beer? This
smells like pineapples? Ship, thatdoes smell like pineapples. That's insane,
(19:40):
dude, that's ten out of ten. That's ten out of ten. We
probably could have used more, butthat it does look like beer there,
so it gives it like a headman. I really wish we didn't waste
out in such a small little cup. That is so good. Get the
rest of that, boss, Ilove you, thank you. It doesn't
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taste like beer. It tastes almostlike a pineapple foam. And the foam's
so good too. Let's think apineapple a pineapple topical foam situation. Fuck
everything else. That's like a fifteenout of ten. I'll give that like
a ten out of ten. That'sso fucking I could have enjoyed a very
if If this is all it takesto make an entire glass, possibly that
(20:22):
would have been fantastic. I wishthat's what we did. We did originally
yeah, but then Jaden said weshouldn't, so this motherfucker Google Google translated
said we should. Yeah, okay, sure, well first episode of US
on video that that's kind of crazy, Yeah a little bit. Yeah,
it is nice, cool I phonenothing, nothing, nothing, crazyshift.
(20:47):
Yeah, it's all right, youknow, it is what it is.
Shout out flow Rider
From movies to games on Xbox,from ice cream to sweat sucks. It's
reviews. Welcome to dude problems.It's our first time ever kind of face
to face. Look at us,look at us, this kind of kind
of weird a literal try editing avideo for the first time, be very
(00:22):
easy. All all in cap cutNo, I'm kidding. Shout out flow
Rider featuring flow Rider always supporting hismusic. It says on the bottom and
like a little gold flag that we'realways supporting his music. I don't know
if that's what that says. That'swhat it says. I writ It's also
signed flow Rider, hashtag flow Rider. Anyways, this is a dude with
reviews. This is even dude problems. Yeah, checkout dude problems though,
(00:43):
always checkout dude problems every Monday.Anyways, this is dude with reviews.
And we got Japanese candy. Wehave a ton of assorted savory snacks.
Any of it says no, andI don't want to spend the energy google
translating it. He already did.No. I for one of them,
because it has instructions on the back. This one is gonna require some water.
(01:04):
The only anti glass the only thingit says in American is beer's beer.
Well in English and an American American. It's an American American and American.
So uh so we're just gonna trythese, and we're gonna give them
a little solid rating between one andten each one we have, and hopefully
we find some pretty solid snacks.I hope. So. Also, we
got these club sodas to for alittle palate cleanser. It tastes like shit,
(01:27):
yeah, bro, there's so.But I've seen people drink these as
palate cleansers when they do review videos, and I want to feel professional.
Do we save this for the end? We could either say before the end
we started for the end, becauseI'm most excited for that. Okay,
We're most excited for that one.And you know what, I'm just gonna
go ahead and start us off witha little blue bottle here. How do
we even share this? What isthis? We're gonna We're gonna dump whatever
(01:49):
it is in our hands. It'snot liquid, it's like little this might
be uh styrofoam, So I hopethis isn't poisonous, guys, and and
uh we don't die from it?Yeah, bro, this is the Japanese
fucking what. I don't know,dude, they are killing us. No,
we're supposed to eat it like this. Here we are, I'm sure
we are. I can't read anyof this exactly. Mini bottle is the
(02:14):
only thing in English. M It'sliterally just sugar. It's just sugar.
Wow. It's like blue raspberry flavoredsugar crystals in my mouth. Yeah,
extremely sweet, like snow. I'mnot gonna lie. Four out of ten,
(02:38):
four out of ten as well.I was a kid, i'd probably
give it back and I probably likeit. Yeah, but I want these
I picked next, go ahead,go ahead? The fuck is that?
I think they're pop rocks. They'reJapanese pop rocks. That's insane. They
have to be Japanese pop rocks.Yeah, they have to be. And
I love pop rocks. Oh,I feel so bad for everyone, like
on the podcast. Oh, listento the podcast. Yeah, oh my
(03:00):
god, I don't think these arepop rocks. Maybe I'm wrong, dude.
There's like xanax in there, Okay, there is. Yeah, there
are pills. There are are smallwhite pills inside of this red bag of
candy. Hold on, oh,ship whatever, it's fine, that's fine.
(03:23):
If we start tripping. Guys.Oh fuck, this is why we
can't trust you. Look at that. That's xan X. Okay, are
you ready? No cola, thisis cola flavored pop rock. I'll just
(03:46):
look my hand. I'm sorry Ilooked. I hate to trade off my
hands. Oh my god, people, I'm I'm so sorry for everyone on
the podcast. Audio is gonna beprobably horrible. I'm gonna be my mic
for everyone. Gonna match now audiothe audio with the podcast with the video,
so they might get the same stuff. They shouldn't get this. I
hope they get the same audio.Oh my god, it's still going to
(04:11):
that tastes great though. It doeslike Coca Cola flavorite pop rocks. That's
pretty cool. Good. I'd getthat. That's better than I think blue
raspberry or strawberry flavored pop rocks.So I'm gonna give you what did you
give that? Eight out of time? Okay, I'm gonna give it a
seven and a half out of time. I'm a big pop rocks man.
I don't know. It's like thelittle child in me. I love pop
rocks. So alrighty, there's somethingI'm really interested in here. It's got
(04:32):
like a fish on it. Ohmy god that I thought it was a
shark. But there's no scary tea, so I think it's a small salmon.
And it said ka tara ya taraon it drop on eyes gone eye.
So we're gonna open this up,and they what the fuck is that?
It seems to be some sort ofdried out I want one, No,
(04:54):
I want one, just one,just one? Okay, you get
three? What the fuck is this? To give this a sniff test?
Okay, oh that's I'm just gonnathat's so bad. Ah, it's jerky
(05:14):
of some kind. It does tastelike beef jerky. It's like, that's
what I don't like that. It'slike a seaweed beef. It's like a
very fish. It tastes like,yeah, very fishy. I'm gonna have
to I'm gonna wow, Okay,I'm gonna yeah. That's horrible. I'm
struggling. Zero. I'm gonna givethat a zero. That's fucking dog ship.
(05:40):
I use my language. I'm sorry, but god damn, that's bad.
Yeah, that's so bad. Sorry, guys, it's stuck on my
tongue. We please move the fuckon a fish ship in my mouth?
I hate, like what is thatthis is the only thing in English.
We're gonna eat it colon cream creamcolon not yeah not yep, there we
(06:05):
go. Now, if you switchthe two words, it gets a little
weird because colon cream is gonna becrazy on the end of one of those
words, it gets even a littlemore crazy. Oh, these are gonna
be good. What are they?I have high hopes. Let's show the
people who are who are watching thevideo. Oh, it looks like a
(06:26):
combo. It looks like from myAmerican homies. It looks like a combo.
Yeah, like, yeah, definitely, oh of vanilla combo. No,
you know exactly what? That tasteslike a rollo? Are those the
giant sticks? Yeah? Like thewayfer sticks? Yeah, my yeah,
I love those. Those are myfavorite things. More please, Oh my
god. These are the ten outof ten. Those are amazing. Mm
(06:53):
hmm. Those are very good.I'm giving those a nine out of ten.
I'm giving those a nine out often. Gummy stuff, so I
think I'm gonna save a ten spot. And I like grape stuff in this
know what. That's the easiest timeout of ten ever easiest, I don't
know, because I can satisfy thatsomewhere else that was that was so easy.
(07:15):
I put like the rest of thosein my mouth. Pause. Here
we have a little grape. Itlooks like one of those fruits. It's
a gummy for sure. The fruit. Roll up ahead, sugary fruit,
roll up, roll up on crack. My hands are gonna be all sticky.
And it's grape flavored. I cansmell the grape before you close to
(07:40):
my nose. That's crazy. That'sso hard to eat. It's like super
tough, a little bit like chewingon a belt. Yeah, yeah,
(08:03):
I'm eating a child about to getlockjaw. I'm still thoroughly enjoying it.
It's a great sour airhead. Allthe flavor is gone already. It's stuck
on my teeth. It's gone.I can't wait to brush my teeth out
(08:24):
for this. Yeah, you'll bringa toothbrush. Oh this guy, I'm
gonna brush my teeth my finger.Guys is fine, think a brush.
Been in this game for a minute, all right? Ah man, I've
been full. All right? What'sthe next I choose? I chose the
last one. You want to choose? Yeah? What are these? Do
I really want to choose? Itcomes with a toothpick to eat it.
(08:46):
That's awesome. We're definitely gonna dothese. So they're like little cherry and
you gotta eat it with jelly situations. I guess yeah, we'll share the
toothpick. There's separate sides. Okay, so should we lady in tramp the
tooth pix? We should not,Lady, I feel like we should.
We should show them how good offriends we are by lady. That is
(09:07):
dude, we proy trip balls.We're taking cherry tabs right now. Go
ahead, Okay, there you go. So small, it's like dumb.
(09:28):
It's like a I think it's gum. It's a bubble gum. Do I
swallow this? I swallowed it.Okay, I'm gonna swallow it. I
swallowed it. It's like a lessIt's like bubble gum, but not bubble
gum. Yeah, disintegrates in yourmouth. You start chewing on it like
it's gum, and then right afteryou realize it's gum, it's like not
gum. Does that make sense?Yeah? That was weird. That was
(09:48):
cool. That's all right. Thefact that two of them, Yeah,
we have sorry to cut you off. What were you gonna say? I
I was gonna say that. Iwould just give that like a four out
of out of ten, A threeand a half, three and a half,
three and a half. Okay,okay, I'm interested in these,
(10:09):
uh little stickies right here, Alittle stickies. Yeah, they look like
uh, I forgot what they're called. That looks like a little bull of
ramen on the bottom there. Ohyead rob flavored things do not sound good,
and I'm I'm I'm interested in what'sgoing on here. I don't know.
Oh, they're a lot thicker thanI thought. Those look like a
nice These are like something I'm thinkingabout. I wish I could remember what
(10:31):
they're called. They're in gas stations. Do you know what I'm talking about?
I don't. Cheers. I wasshowing them cheers. Oh, it's
like a lightsaber battle. Oh dude, dude, I am your father joined
the dark Side. I almost saidsomething sword fighting. That solid. I'm
(11:01):
a fan. Those taste so meaty, meaty? Yeah, what do you
mean like that is? What doyou mean meaty? I feel like it's
trying to capture the taste of likemeat, and typically when that's in a
chip, it's not that good.But eating this, it's it tastes like
meat. It's supposed to be likethis ramen looking thing. Yeah, I
(11:24):
think, oh wait, wait,no, it does not say what it
is. Those are good. Ican find myself smacking those down easy a
giant bag. No, no,I couldn't. I definitely couldn't. I'm
a dip those in like a sourcream and shive dip and go absolutely hamm,
that's so like fancy white girl anhour and a half. That's so
(11:46):
fancy white girl. Fine arto chokingspinach. I don't know that's also a
fancy white girl. But I likeARTI chruk and finish. Okay, exactly
because you're a fancy white girl Alittle bit. I don't really want this,
but yeah, I guess we didn'trate the sticks. Bro, you're
right, six six, I givea six. Uh. I don't know
(12:13):
what this is supposed to be.It has a little star on it's a
chocolate flower. Look that up onthe Urban Dictionary. No, I don't
know what If it means anything,it could, I'm sure it does.
I'm sure everything. Look up agreen apple and it really hits you.
Mm hmm, don't don't do chocolateflower looks like a ship. I was
just about to say, it lookslike a dog ship. This out ship?
(12:35):
You could you could let that floatin the tub. Dude, tell
me, tell me that does notlook like ship. What do you smell
like that? Would you would thinkthat ship? What does it smell it?
Let me smell it? Can Ismell it? Can you? Can
you smell it? Like? Itsmells like cocoa puffs, bro peanut butter.
(12:58):
Well that's a peanut butter version.Oh there's some like thing in it.
Oh my god, is it good? That was so good? Holy
ship, that's a ten. That'sa ton. It looked like ship,
but goddamn was that a ten?It's almost it's it's got like a little
(13:20):
bitter aftertaste to it. It's like, how do you this is like a
utella filled cocoa puffs stick? Yeah? That was I wouldn't even saytell coco
puff cereal? Yeah, but likea dark chocolate dutella almost maybe not even.
I don't think it tastes anything.I mean I guess a little bit.
That's that's fucking good. Yo,shout out, shout out japan homies.
(13:45):
We should just stop it here.So that's the last flavor I have
in my mouth, Dude, Ijust like to enjoy that the rest of
the day. Yeah, that wouldbe nice. So we got more we
actually have? We do have.I would see how many we have?
We have four? And I wasI've been waiting for that one this whole
time. It's just looks like littlemelon sweet tarts? How many of in
there? Okay? Oh damn arethese are these marshmallows? No they're not.
(14:13):
I fucking hate marshmallows. Plastic begive me the plastic. I'm kidding.
Oh, these definitely aren't marshmallows.All right, let's see. Nope,
no, no, ah mmmm mmmmmmmmm it's weird hard. I'm gonna
(14:35):
cleanse my palate and I'll give youa breakdown. All right, here's a
breakdown. So it's kind of atfirst it's like crunchy like a sweetheart.
Yeah, but then it like startsdissolving. Yeah, it like dissolves,
and it's it's really weird, likevery violently, like alcina celts are in
your mouth. It's like the Alcaceltiers you put in water. Yeah,
(14:58):
it's like rehydrate yourself for whatever itis. It is like putting that in
your mouth and then it's just foaming. Yeah. You know it's like it's
like super like violent, like it'snot not good. I didn't like that.
At first. It was like,Okay, I I like the melon.
The melons were good flavor. I'llgive him that whatever. That's it
was melon, right, Yeah,yeah, that was a good flavor.
It was good. It tastes likemelon. But once it started dissolving,
(15:20):
dude, that was that was likeit was intense. I didn't really like
it felt like I was getting waterboarded. I wasn't. I wasn't a super
big fan. No. The amountof dissolve elation, no, yeah,
like it it felt like I wasgetting waterboarded in my mouth. That I
think it made me. It couldbe the club soda. I think it
was the club soda. What arewe doing next? Damn? Oh by
(15:41):
the way, that was a twoout of ten. Oh yeah, two
out of ten, two out often for me, I had potential.
Sorry, no, you're good.We're crossing paths here, we are crossing
paths. We're almost done. Lookat that. We are what is this?
Oh? This is kind of somethinglike we already had. Okay,
but they're different flavors. Skip thatone. We are, I'm eating it.
(16:02):
That's saying fun. That one.No fish on it's a fish.
I don't know what those are?Say that one for later. Uh we
do, we'll do. Who whatthe fuck is that supposed to? Say
that one? It looks like abutt peak little butte look at it.
(16:23):
Oh oh, these are chocolate.These are like strawberry yogurt covered raisins and
their yogurt covered strawberries. They're likelittle dried strawberries and that they're definitely not
I'll fucking I'll freak out if theyare, though probably like say, nothing's
probably like artificial or nothing. It'sJapan, so that's cool. I don't
know how Japan works in every othercountry. Maybe not. I don't like
(16:52):
not a fan. They're all yours. I'll give you, guys, actual
classic description to this. No,yeah, I don't like you guys know
those little tall bottles of baby foodcereal and they were always in shapes of
stars. Take that baby food cerealand cover it in like strawberry chocolate or
(17:14):
just white chocolate or whatever. Thisis. It's kind of what you got
that was not good. The clubsoda sucks even more so not good well,
I guess we're just left with this. I'm taking a five out of
turn for that. I will givethat a two, honestly, fuck that,
give that a one. Yeah,whatever this is supposed to be.
(17:41):
This is like string. Wait no, this is dead ass like ramen.
They have like Ramen packets on theoutside of it. Is it just crouched
up ramen? I think so?Yeah, No way, it's just crunched
up ramen. I'm gonna need likea handful of that to a seton.
But it tastes like, I'm sorry, eating like fucking cavemn over your ear.
(18:19):
Not a fan that. They's likeburnt. He's like chicken flavored sticks.
I don't like that at all.Oh, I'll give it a two
out of ten. Give that afucking zero. Really, yeah, that's
horrible. Holy shit, it's notthat bad. No, that's dude.
Do you not see my face?That was like, Oh, that wasn't
(18:42):
terrible. No, that wasn't good. It's the first one in the Clipsloda
couldn't get out though. Oh no, it's stuck in there, dude.
Now at the end the grand finaletrunk, so we have this powder that
was inside of this packet here,and it says to just pour a little
shot of water in there. Sothat's what we're gonna do, and let's
(19:03):
go ahead and give it a littlelittle dash the cash. I think we
could have used more water. Idon't know, know it is a small
shot. It makes them up prettywell. Here. It was like a
milkshake. Does look like a milkshake, all right, it's nice and foamed
up. What does it smell like? Does it smell like beer? This
smells like pineapples? Ship, thatdoes smell like pineapples. That's insane,
(19:40):
dude, that's ten out of ten. That's ten out of ten. We
probably could have used more, butthat it does look like beer there,
so it gives it like a headman. I really wish we didn't waste
out in such a small little cup. That is so good. Get the
rest of that, boss, Ilove you, thank you. It doesn't
(20:02):
taste like beer. It tastes almostlike a pineapple foam. And the foam's
so good too. Let's think apineapple a pineapple topical foam situation. Fuck
everything else. That's like a fifteenout of ten. I'll give that like
a ten out of ten. That'sso fucking I could have enjoyed a very
if If this is all it takesto make an entire glass, possibly that
(20:22):
would have been fantastic. I wishthat's what we did. We did originally
yeah, but then Jaden said weshouldn't, so this motherfucker Google Google translated
said we should. Yeah, okay, sure, well first episode of US
on video that that's kind of crazy, Yeah a little bit. Yeah,
it is nice, cool I phonenothing, nothing, nothing, crazyshift.
(20:47):
Yeah, it's all right, youknow, it is what it is.
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