Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick

Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick

Wayne Resnick's popular segment from his former KFI weekend show gets resurrected! Every week or so you'll be able to enjoy heartwarming animal stories that don't end with vivisection or some horrible pet death. Animals in the news... but not in an upsetting way. Hosted by Wayne Resnick & Clay Roe. New Episodes more or less weekly.... Show More

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One last short show, as Wayne should be returning from vacation next week.

This one is about how boy fruit bats pay for their dates. AND what they get in return.

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Wayne's still on vacation... so just a short one today.

About sleeping octopuses.

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August 5, 2019 9 min

Wayne's on vacation... so just a short one today.

About teeth.

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In this episode, undersea worms that bang their gaping maws together to make an awful racket.

Also, various mothers in the animal world that feed their babies in ways you might not expect.

Well, you WON'T expect it. It's gross.

If you DID expect it, you're gross, too. Weirdo.

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In this episode, goats can interpret each other's bleats.

Also, pandas and chickadees can talk to one another.

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In this episode, mosquitoes MAY be confused if you have complicated skin bacteria.

Also, you're not gonna get bitten by a shark. Relax, already.

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In this episode, bats & mice are literally on the same wavelength with one another when having social interactions.

Also, cicadas under the influence of hallucinogenic fungus... getting jiggy 'til they 'splode.

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July 1, 2019 16 min

In this episode, monkeys don't hear the way we hear. They hear like monkeys. They have monkey hearing. All this is explained. Don't worry about it.

Also, bees can be taught to count. Something to consider the next time you have a free afternoon with nothing to do.

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In this episode, a few fun stories 'bout pachyderms!

Elephants can control the force imparted by their trunks with extreme surgical precision. More than ever thought before!

Also... elephants can measure the VOLUME of tasty snacktreats by merely smelling them!

Fair warning. This show also contains a few lies about elephants, and an old story about Wayne's acting class.

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A cautionary tale about misidentifying and washing one's hands after handling Bufo americanus younglings.

Just a short show this week. regular programming resumes next week.

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June 10, 2019 10 min

Imagine a sleeping cow. Is it laying down? On it's side?

WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG!

Today, we learn about how cows sleep, and why they sleep how they do.

Also spooky glowing frog skeletons.

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In this episode, lil' super doggo Ping Pong rescues baby from certain death. Also, Edgar the coonhound saves family from a crazy psycho kidnapping nut-job.

We also listen to Wayne patting his kitty on the haunch. Which goes on for an uncomfortable period of time. So be warned.

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In this episode, Wayne attempts to use big science words and misdirection to trick you into thinking that dogs don't actually smile at you.

He is wrong, and will be exposed for the fraud that he is.

He has "scientific" studies, examples and whatnot. But do not be fooled.

Dogs CAN and DO smile. WHOSAGOODBOY?!?!?

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In this episode, how variations in coloration help creatures warn others that they are packing heat, and will not hesitate to pop a cap if you step up to start something.

Also, how zebra finches decide where to make baby zebra finches... based on some unexpected criteria.

And Wayne learns how to say synesthesia.

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Do your pet dogs or cats REALLY know their name when they hear it? Or are they just responding to the sounds that greasy skin ape makes before they get their food?

And if they DO know their names, which is BETTER at recognizing it? Cats? Dogs? What about humans? Baby humans?

And why is DARPA monitoring this show? What are they looking to find?

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May 6, 2019 9 min

Where do discriminating shoppers go when looking to find quality baby Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton fossils at low, low discount prices?

eBay, of course.

And what if scientists want to study said fossil, after the eccentric recluse millionaire who buys it decides he doesn't want to share?

What then?

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In this episode, we expose the dark forces hiding in the shadows, controlling the news media.

Also, a retirement home for former bomb-sniffing dogs...

And a shocking discovery that shows mice and other small rodents would prefer their own private bathroom, instead of going where they eat and sleep. This was a scientific study. A paid-for scientific study. Someone paid to find out mice don't like to sle...
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In this episode, the mystery surrounding deep-diving underwater beetles EXPOSED! (Or is it?)

Also, a tiny pupper dog saves his entire family from certain fiery death aboard a doomed exploding pleasure boat ride.

And Wayne brags about his viral tweet he stole from someone else.

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April 15, 2019 10 min

In this episode, how the hell to bees find flowers? In a flower pot? Two stories up? IN AN APARTMENT HIGH RISE?!?!?

Also, clicking Copy+Paste on a really good Police dog is a great way to get a bunch of really good Police dogs.

Lastly, a cautionary tale from Wayne on the dangers of side-by-side freezer/fridge combos and cat ownership.

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In this episode, hero doggo saves a poor helpless woman from certain death... while her dumb adult son watched TV, oblivious to her plight.

Also, a major discovery in the detection of Epileptic seizures. Wouldn't you know it? Some dogs can SMELL THEM COMING! It there ANYTHING dogs can't smell?

All this, and more* on today's exciting episode of Heavy Petting.


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