August 1, 2025 • 28 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Jello Show, The archosromes a program. It's Me and
my buddy next door. What is it, friends, that makes
(00:37):
Jello America's favorite gelatine dessert. Well, the answer is Jello's
all around goodness. For Jello is a perfect dessert, a
dessert that has everything. There's jealous ease of preparation, and
it's low fifty price. There's Jello's inviting colors right beguiling
beauty and attractiveness. There's Jello's famous flavor, a flavor that
(00:57):
reminds you of the juicy, ripe fruit itself. And now
today there's Jello's new and exclusive locked in process. This
wonderful new process locks Jello's delightful goodness right into the
tiny jellow particles and gives you extra richness, extra pleasure.
Every time you enjoy a swell looking, swell tasting Jello deserves,
let your next package prove it. Open a box of Jello.
(01:19):
Notice that there's no sweet fruity or roma, no sign
of escaping flavor. Yet, the instant you dissolve the Jello,
you unlock its tefty flavor and out it pores for
your enjoyment. So get several packages of Jello tomorrow and
all of Jello's six delicious flavors. See if you don't
enjoy Jello even more than ever now the Jello's Glorious
flavor is locked in. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Don Wilson.
(02:09):
Jack Benny will not be with us tonight, but he
hopes you will enjoy the program we have prepared for you.
Jack wants you to know that he will be back
with us again next week. In the following half hour,
you will hear Mail and Marry his orchestra, his singing chorus,
the Sportsman's Squattet, and Dennis.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Day and my phoney, I said, Amy my day, that
(03:16):
one on my phoney from.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
All the time, Tidy my.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
My phone, play with me.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Have wee hapy ha loty fy madly moll and the
hollandy Ma my weaving fay fo a lost of light.
(04:43):
Since we're apll.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Violent night, my hotties madly from they.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Will need once more one in target will be just
fly before. Pray with me that we shall see that
lovely land with you, and may.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I come back to you.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
The paramony or of mine of the sinning feminel. But lie,
I know they smile on madly calm, but spraw maly.
(05:54):
Jason needs once more.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
One fagging.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Will seem to fly before with your lot did me
back happyess ween you?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
I ho my.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
You male American his orchestra with lack comparsita.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
And sas.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
And that.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
That past.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Something and sat tender stop states state tasted, statist.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Nothing a band a funny love in Luba, he says,
the rub the pupa down in Cuba when he has
about appa, they prefer but you know ros up down Bob.
It doesn't take him long again A stumbles with love
a bubble for as a day about a bad boo
(09:49):
eleven later that a U bupa down in Cuba. He's
not agreed. You go to me, I do you that
your about love? This boat umber on the tuba down Cuba,
bom Boa got a boom, but prefer.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
That they.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Were about it looking up one leap down the able
got a babble. He's not They're not bad. It's till
five dollar us up. I have to be the double
(11:44):
four without the the trouble with his the have to
shill five down and use us. He's not read the
play con I'm not be seen, but it's not, and
I'm just it's like a brook By tube. But I
(12:05):
like it's sounding too, but I can't believe it.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Ta h.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
S as you heard a fill of futter of the
(14:42):
town of Valley much the times were going hard with him.
In fact, the man would both sold.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
He just went out and notice to his neighbors one
and all, but how he liked their company. He's had
even at a ball. And then right mouty.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
He was careful to get to them.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
If they found the head of his being into the door,
the more they put in whenever he requested them.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
The bear would the music be.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
For dancing on the floor with the tooth does the
blue damn? The twiddle loves the fiddle ups and in
the middle like the helen on the griddle pups down,
hands around cotton to the wall, for hadn't freeze the
gayety to the gooodle's wall.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
The little Mickey Mulligan got up to show them how.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
And then the widow Capperty.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
Step out and makes her about.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
I could dance you off his legs.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
The she sure as you were born. He'll only make
the piper place the hair was in the corn will play.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
He's up to the best of visibility.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
The lady and the gentleman begins you the fair.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
They half and mix with you the posibility because missus
capperty you leap and like a hare with the.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Tooth does the blot and the twiddle of the fiddle,
lot hussin in the middle like the helen on the griddle,
ups down, hands around, cotton to the wall for hadden,
freeze a baby a bill ballot and the handlover tip
the wink a little crooked hat. I think it's nearly
(16:09):
time to seeper pap and around the hat, so Paddy
passed the hat around the looks and make.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
A cute page your past to pay the piper.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
When the pooters on the fruit and all dying.
Speaker 10 (16:19):
In with the great joviality hopper in the battle and
the bat and the pup gigs dropper.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Dancer the very finest quality.
Speaker 10 (16:28):
But the wire a eat the company of handling the
foot with the joop of the foot, and it would
love the little or pupin in the middle like the and.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
On the riddle, up down, hands around, crossing through the wall,
all harden the game.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Still the pool ball.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
The orchestra brings you blue room from the musical Store
of the girlfriends.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
J Brown, just differ Brown. Just my wife and I
lived all alone in a little long as we called
our own steps. Side is from a muscle and I
like mine from the little band Judge you and me
little band just don't I love you and me little
brand just don't line of the I love Brown, just
(19:46):
differ band. Just if you makes my strengthen post if
you go make me were about if you are some
near min go so dipper up and he goes Jack
Jack Jack Jack you went me little band just John,
I love thee just your just got you and me
little bander don't I love you.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
When we're all own?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
My wife and I we jamorrow, don't don't drink on
dry don't know why?
Speaker 8 (20:11):
Ol boy.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Well over ahead.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Just just just just van don't die of the looking
great my notes to the Violet.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Blue And so are you yet?
Speaker 8 (20:36):
I guess before I stuff, I'd better have another one more.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
It's bad.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
When I got done, decided pender Well, it's sing by
the honor as leventh you come and have some Jack.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Music Brown Judge, how.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
M ladies and gentlemen, may we remind you again that
Jack Penny will not be heard on this afternoon's yellow show.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
Will be back.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
However, next Sunday afternoon, at the same.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Time, on a gool in the world were gray, I
strolled away from the frog farmland, the one who's talking,
and gone a ho hilt along the holly pray one
money mothers were her.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Me one A.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Three frown from the hill came a la la. I
heard a money shave it lay. It was a haunting melody.
(23:00):
I heard a music.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Really say.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Lad that he was happy.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Equity he played, and he played marvel but for God
and my castle's in air, my every dad, he can say, lad,
(23:35):
if he.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Were only play for you, little shepherd, Ah.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Let us day the mixed chorus with Mail and Merrick's
ocket for singing a hymn, a hymn of praise for
our land of the freeze, America.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
The beautiful.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
You guys are, and Morwie Barbrey Hopper Mom margin Mom
of line, army on charty rapeon.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
And prawn like good with bra.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
On the si forma on the raponndy and frown like
(25:44):
good with.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Tomorrow night for dinner delights the folks at your house
with one of the easiest desserts you ever made, and
one of the best desserts they ever taste it cherry
flake jello, one on Mary Livingston's own special favorite. All
you need to make it is a can of grapefruit
sections and a package of cherry jello. Because here's how
simple it is. Just dissolve your package of yellow imitation
(26:38):
cherry flavor in one kind of hot water and the
grapefruit juice turn into a shallow pan and.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
A chill and pro firm.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Next, break the glistening jello into tiny flakes with a fork,
then pile lightly into sherbet glasses, garnish with grapefruit sections,
and sir, what a treat It is, the tanging goodness
of golden grapefruit deliciously combined with rich crimson cherry jello.
So get a package of cherry jello tomorrow and make
up this swell tree. Just be sure when you buy
(27:07):
to get genuine jello, because jello gives you extra richness,
extra enjoyment thanks to Jello's new locked in flavor. Youn
in again next week, won't you and listen to the
Jello Shaw when Jack Benny will be back with us
with his yellow gang. Mary Livingston, Dennis a. Phil Harrison's Orchestra,
(27:30):
Rochester and yours truly.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
Don Wilson.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Good night everyone.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Jello and Jello Pudding two of the grandest desserts that
ever brightened the meal. Jello America's favorite jealous and dessert
and Jello Pudding smooth, luscious puddings with a swell, home
made flavor that everybody loves. There's Jello Butterscotch puddings. This rich,
creamy treat is full of golden butterscotch goodness and it
has a delightful old fashioned flavor that you'll really enjoy.
(28:12):
So to morrow when you order jello, get Jello puddings
in all three flavors. Butterscotch, chocolate, and vanilla. Yello puddings
are just like Grandma's, only more so. This is the
National Broadcasting Company k f I, Los Angeles,
The Jello Show, The archosromes a program. It's Me and
my buddy next door. What is it, friends, that makes
(00:37):
Jello America's favorite gelatine dessert. Well, the answer is Jello's
all around goodness. For Jello is a perfect dessert, a
dessert that has everything. There's jealous ease of preparation, and
it's low fifty price. There's Jello's inviting colors right beguiling
beauty and attractiveness. There's Jello's famous flavor, a flavor that
(00:57):
reminds you of the juicy, ripe fruit itself. And now
today there's Jello's new and exclusive locked in process. This
wonderful new process locks Jello's delightful goodness right into the
tiny jellow particles and gives you extra richness, extra pleasure.
Every time you enjoy a swell looking, swell tasting Jello deserves,
let your next package prove it. Open a box of Jello.
(01:19):
Notice that there's no sweet fruity or roma, no sign
of escaping flavor. Yet, the instant you dissolve the Jello,
you unlock its tefty flavor and out it pores for
your enjoyment. So get several packages of Jello tomorrow and
all of Jello's six delicious flavors. See if you don't
enjoy Jello even more than ever now the Jello's Glorious
flavor is locked in. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Don Wilson.
(02:09):
Jack Benny will not be with us tonight, but he
hopes you will enjoy the program we have prepared for you.
Jack wants you to know that he will be back
with us again next week. In the following half hour,
you will hear Mail and Marry his orchestra, his singing chorus,
the Sportsman's Squattet, and Dennis.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Day and my phoney, I said, Amy my day, that
(03:16):
one on my phoney from.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
All the time, Tidy my.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
My phone, play with me.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Have wee hapy ha loty fy madly moll and the
hollandy Ma my weaving fay fo a lost of light.
(04:43):
Since we're apll.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Violent night, my hotties madly from they.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Will need once more one in target will be just
fly before. Pray with me that we shall see that
lovely land with you, and may.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I come back to you.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
The paramony or of mine of the sinning feminel. But lie,
I know they smile on madly calm, but spraw maly.
(05:54):
Jason needs once more.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
One fagging.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Will seem to fly before with your lot did me
back happyess ween you?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
I ho my.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
You male American his orchestra with lack comparsita.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
And sas.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
And that.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
That past.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Something and sat tender stop states state tasted, statist.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Nothing a band a funny love in Luba, he says,
the rub the pupa down in Cuba when he has
about appa, they prefer but you know ros up down Bob.
It doesn't take him long again A stumbles with love
a bubble for as a day about a bad boo
(09:49):
eleven later that a U bupa down in Cuba. He's
not agreed. You go to me, I do you that
your about love? This boat umber on the tuba down Cuba,
bom Boa got a boom, but prefer.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
That they.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Were about it looking up one leap down the able
got a babble. He's not They're not bad. It's till
five dollar us up. I have to be the double
(11:44):
four without the the trouble with his the have to
shill five down and use us. He's not read the
play con I'm not be seen, but it's not, and
I'm just it's like a brook By tube. But I
(12:05):
like it's sounding too, but I can't believe it.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Ta h.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
S as you heard a fill of futter of the
(14:42):
town of Valley much the times were going hard with him.
In fact, the man would both sold.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
He just went out and notice to his neighbors one
and all, but how he liked their company. He's had
even at a ball. And then right mouty.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
He was careful to get to them.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
If they found the head of his being into the door,
the more they put in whenever he requested them.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
The bear would the music be.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
For dancing on the floor with the tooth does the
blue damn? The twiddle loves the fiddle ups and in
the middle like the helen on the griddle pups down,
hands around cotton to the wall, for hadn't freeze the
gayety to the gooodle's wall.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
The little Mickey Mulligan got up to show them how.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
And then the widow Capperty.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
Step out and makes her about.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
I could dance you off his legs.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
The she sure as you were born. He'll only make
the piper place the hair was in the corn will play.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
He's up to the best of visibility.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
The lady and the gentleman begins you the fair.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
They half and mix with you the posibility because missus
capperty you leap and like a hare with the.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Tooth does the blot and the twiddle of the fiddle,
lot hussin in the middle like the helen on the griddle,
ups down, hands around, cotton to the wall for hadden,
freeze a baby a bill ballot and the handlover tip
the wink a little crooked hat. I think it's nearly
(16:09):
time to seeper pap and around the hat, so Paddy
passed the hat around the looks and make.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
A cute page your past to pay the piper.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
When the pooters on the fruit and all dying.
Speaker 10 (16:19):
In with the great joviality hopper in the battle and
the bat and the pup gigs dropper.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Dancer the very finest quality.
Speaker 10 (16:28):
But the wire a eat the company of handling the
foot with the joop of the foot, and it would
love the little or pupin in the middle like the and.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
On the riddle, up down, hands around, crossing through the wall,
all harden the game.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Still the pool ball.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
The orchestra brings you blue room from the musical Store
of the girlfriends.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
J Brown, just differ Brown. Just my wife and I
lived all alone in a little long as we called
our own steps. Side is from a muscle and I
like mine from the little band Judge you and me
little band just don't I love you and me little
brand just don't line of the I love Brown, just
(19:46):
differ band. Just if you makes my strengthen post if
you go make me were about if you are some
near min go so dipper up and he goes Jack
Jack Jack Jack you went me little band just John,
I love thee just your just got you and me
little bander don't I love you.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
When we're all own?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
My wife and I we jamorrow, don't don't drink on
dry don't know why?
Speaker 8 (20:11):
Ol boy.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Well over ahead.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Just just just just van don't die of the looking
great my notes to the Violet.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Blue And so are you yet?
Speaker 8 (20:36):
I guess before I stuff, I'd better have another one more.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
It's bad.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
When I got done, decided pender Well, it's sing by
the honor as leventh you come and have some Jack.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Music Brown Judge, how.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
M ladies and gentlemen, may we remind you again that
Jack Penny will not be heard on this afternoon's yellow show.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
Will be back.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
However, next Sunday afternoon, at the same.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Time, on a gool in the world were gray, I
strolled away from the frog farmland, the one who's talking,
and gone a ho hilt along the holly pray one
money mothers were her.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Me one A.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Three frown from the hill came a la la. I
heard a money shave it lay. It was a haunting melody.
(23:00):
I heard a music.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Really say.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Lad that he was happy.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Equity he played, and he played marvel but for God
and my castle's in air, my every dad, he can say, lad,
(23:35):
if he.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Were only play for you, little shepherd, Ah.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Let us day the mixed chorus with Mail and Merrick's
ocket for singing a hymn, a hymn of praise for
our land of the freeze, America.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
The beautiful.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
You guys are, and Morwie Barbrey Hopper Mom margin Mom
of line, army on charty rapeon.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
And prawn like good with bra.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
On the si forma on the raponndy and frown like
(25:44):
good with.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Tomorrow night for dinner delights the folks at your house
with one of the easiest desserts you ever made, and
one of the best desserts they ever taste it cherry
flake jello, one on Mary Livingston's own special favorite. All
you need to make it is a can of grapefruit
sections and a package of cherry jello. Because here's how
simple it is. Just dissolve your package of yellow imitation
(26:38):
cherry flavor in one kind of hot water and the
grapefruit juice turn into a shallow pan and.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
A chill and pro firm.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Next, break the glistening jello into tiny flakes with a fork,
then pile lightly into sherbet glasses, garnish with grapefruit sections,
and sir, what a treat It is, the tanging goodness
of golden grapefruit deliciously combined with rich crimson cherry jello.
So get a package of cherry jello tomorrow and make
up this swell tree. Just be sure when you buy
(27:07):
to get genuine jello, because jello gives you extra richness,
extra enjoyment thanks to Jello's new locked in flavor. Youn
in again next week, won't you and listen to the
Jello Shaw when Jack Benny will be back with us
with his yellow gang. Mary Livingston, Dennis a. Phil Harrison's Orchestra,
(27:30):
Rochester and yours truly.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
Don Wilson.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Good night everyone.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Jello and Jello Pudding two of the grandest desserts that
ever brightened the meal. Jello America's favorite jealous and dessert
and Jello Pudding smooth, luscious puddings with a swell, home
made flavor that everybody loves. There's Jello Butterscotch puddings. This rich,
creamy treat is full of golden butterscotch goodness and it
has a delightful old fashioned flavor that you'll really enjoy.
(28:12):
So to morrow when you order jello, get Jello puddings
in all three flavors. Butterscotch, chocolate, and vanilla. Yello puddings
are just like Grandma's, only more so. This is the
National Broadcasting Company k f I, Los Angeles,
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