April 22, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Baby, you're finally here. I was starting to get a
little worried. Oh did you leave your change of clothes
in the car or something? I don't see a bag.
Oh you didn't bring a change of clothing. What do
(00:26):
you mean you didn't think you needed one? You're wearing
a Roadblox T shirt and baggy jeans. You were planning
to wear that to dinner with my father? Are you
(00:48):
kidding me? Baby? Is this one of your jokes again? Like,
this is a joke, right, Tell me that this is
a joke. You do realize that we're going to a
(01:10):
very nice restaurant tonight, right, Like a restaurant where you
have to wear a jacket and a tie and actual
shoes crocs? Seriously, No, No, there's gotta be a hidden
(01:31):
camera around here, isn't there? This is some kind of
TikTok challenge where you have to get your girlfriend really
mad at you or something. You're actually serious, like you
really think this is appropriate attire? Babe? Why am I mad?
(01:58):
Why would I not be? We have to leave in
fifteen minutes. Yeah, And the only thing that would probably
make my father more angry than you showing up like
that would be us showing up late. Well, I don't
have any clothes here that would fit you, and if
(02:20):
we stopped by a store right now, we would absolutely
be crazy late. Damn it, I just don't get it. Well,
why did you think I got you Armani and Gucci
and Dolce and Gabana for Christmas? Did you think I
(02:42):
got you all those fancy clothes to play video games in? Oh? Yeah,
that's exactly what I had in mind when I spent
thousands of dollars on your wardrobe. Come on, I should
not have to hold you your hand through this. I
should not have to give you such obvious, specific instructions.
(03:07):
Maybe you know who my father is. Did you think
we were just going to have dinner tonight at Cracker Barrel?
Did you think we were going to the local pub
to grab a burger and fries? Well, I need you
to start thinking. Maybe if your brain wasn't fried all
(03:28):
the time from staring at your video game screen twenty
four to seven, you'd be able to think this one through.
Yeah it was harsh, But you know what else is harsh?
When I'm already nervous about a second attempt at trying
to introduce my super scary father to the love of
(03:48):
my life. And they show up looking like they just
fell out of bed, put on some baggy pants and
took their greasy hair, oh, covered it up with a
backwards cap, and like, I'm expected to swoon, And you
expected my father to what, shake your hand and take
(04:10):
you seriously, Well, you knew how important this was. You
know how much I need my father to like you
if we are ever going to stand a chance and
making this relationship a real thing. No, you know I
don't get that kind of freedom. We've been over this.
(04:37):
You know. I think you're gorgeous. You're so gorgeous, and
I love the way you look in anything. I do
swoon even in this. But it's not about what I
think tonight. It's about what he does. And right now,
(05:07):
you're not going to dinner tonight wearing that. Literally, they
won't let you in. Have you ever heard of a
thing called a dress code? Seriously you haven't. Well, I
(05:30):
guess this is what Bruno warned me about World's gliding.
Yeah he did. Yeah, he makes me crazy, but he's
been my driver and basically my watcher ever since I've
been a little kid. And he told me that this relationship.
(05:57):
Our relationship you and I might be challenging, and I'm
starting to understand his point. No, no, I do not
want to give up on us. I love us, but
(06:22):
we're definitely from different worlds. You need to understand, baby,
really understand it. Dating me is not like dating regular girls.
I know I've said this before, but I really need
(06:44):
you to take it in this time. There are expectations
that come with being part of my life. There are
things you're going to have to get used to. I'm
not just being a daddy's girl or anything like that.
I mean I am. I love the man, but you
(07:10):
know how every second of my life is watched and tracked.
And if I wanted to just run away with you
and not give a damn what he or any of
the rest of my family would think, you know, I
would be followed immediately and they would just bring me home.
(07:35):
But I can only imagine what would happen to you.
So we can't do this the hard way, the dangerous way.
We have to make him love you, or at least
(07:57):
respect you. I know it is kind of scary, and
if that's all too much for you, then then I
would be heartbroken. But I would understand, But if you're
(08:25):
going to stay with me, I hate to say it,
but you need to step up your game. You need
to show my father that you're worthy of me. And
(08:46):
right now that outfit does not scream worthy. No, no, baby,
you know that's how I feel. That's why I'm still here.
That's why I didn't give up on us after the
(09:07):
incident on the boat. That's why I spend so much
money on clothing for you for Christmas so you can
fit in. I want to fight for us. I've been
trying to fight for us. I know you are too.
(09:35):
I know that all of this is just going to
take some time to get used to. I get it.
But I see a future with you. I really do
(09:55):
like a big, long future. Like when I look at you,
I see end game. But if my father doesn't approve,
then that's not an option at all. Do you understand that? No, really,
(10:24):
I need you to hear this. His approval is not
just a suggestion, it's a requirement. Okay, Now, what on
earth are we going to do about tonight? What are
(10:46):
you going to wear? Well, if we don't leave in
the next five minutes, we will be late again, and
damn it, any ideas me neither. Oh, speak of the father.
(11:10):
He just texted me. Okay, oh, sorry, Princess, going to
have to cancel tonight. Some business I have to take
care of. Thank god, thank god, thank god, thank god.
(11:33):
I mean, I'm a little nervous about what or who
he has to take care of right now. But well,
we dodged a bullet here tonight. M h What am
(11:57):
I gonna do with you? Why did I have to
go falling in love with the video game Champion of
the Universe? Mm hmm. You know I love your scrubby luck,
(12:19):
Yes I do. I'm kind of over the whole black
tie thing. It kind of feels like everyone in my
life is always at a funeral. Yeah, we just have
to get you to play the part at the right times,
(12:45):
and then when you're home with me you can be
as scrubby and dorky and no, no, I meant that
as a compliment. Yes I did, Yes, I did. Although,
(13:10):
even though we're not going to the dinner anymore, I
actually think that it's very important for you to get
the hell out of those goofy clothes right now.
Baby, you're finally here. I was starting to get a
little worried. Oh did you leave your change of clothes
in the car or something? I don't see a bag.
Oh you didn't bring a change of clothing. What do
(00:26):
you mean you didn't think you needed one? You're wearing
a Roadblox T shirt and baggy jeans. You were planning
to wear that to dinner with my father? Are you
(00:48):
kidding me? Baby? Is this one of your jokes again? Like,
this is a joke, right, Tell me that this is
a joke. You do realize that we're going to a
(01:10):
very nice restaurant tonight, right, Like a restaurant where you
have to wear a jacket and a tie and actual
shoes crocs? Seriously, No, No, there's gotta be a hidden
(01:31):
camera around here, isn't there? This is some kind of
TikTok challenge where you have to get your girlfriend really
mad at you or something. You're actually serious, like you
really think this is appropriate attire? Babe? Why am I mad?
(01:58):
Why would I not be? We have to leave in
fifteen minutes. Yeah, And the only thing that would probably
make my father more angry than you showing up like
that would be us showing up late. Well, I don't
have any clothes here that would fit you, and if
(02:20):
we stopped by a store right now, we would absolutely
be crazy late. Damn it, I just don't get it. Well,
why did you think I got you Armani and Gucci
and Dolce and Gabana for Christmas? Did you think I
(02:42):
got you all those fancy clothes to play video games in? Oh? Yeah,
that's exactly what I had in mind when I spent
thousands of dollars on your wardrobe. Come on, I should
not have to hold you your hand through this. I
should not have to give you such obvious, specific instructions.
(03:07):
Maybe you know who my father is. Did you think
we were just going to have dinner tonight at Cracker Barrel?
Did you think we were going to the local pub
to grab a burger and fries? Well, I need you
to start thinking. Maybe if your brain wasn't fried all
(03:28):
the time from staring at your video game screen twenty
four to seven, you'd be able to think this one through.
Yeah it was harsh, But you know what else is harsh?
When I'm already nervous about a second attempt at trying
to introduce my super scary father to the love of
(03:48):
my life. And they show up looking like they just
fell out of bed, put on some baggy pants and
took their greasy hair, oh, covered it up with a
backwards cap, and like, I'm expected to swoon, And you
expected my father to what, shake your hand and take
(04:10):
you seriously, Well, you knew how important this was. You
know how much I need my father to like you
if we are ever going to stand a chance and
making this relationship a real thing. No, you know I
don't get that kind of freedom. We've been over this.
(04:37):
You know. I think you're gorgeous. You're so gorgeous, and
I love the way you look in anything. I do
swoon even in this. But it's not about what I
think tonight. It's about what he does. And right now,
(05:07):
you're not going to dinner tonight wearing that. Literally, they
won't let you in. Have you ever heard of a
thing called a dress code? Seriously you haven't. Well, I
(05:30):
guess this is what Bruno warned me about World's gliding.
Yeah he did. Yeah, he makes me crazy, but he's
been my driver and basically my watcher ever since I've
been a little kid. And he told me that this relationship.
(05:57):
Our relationship you and I might be challenging, and I'm
starting to understand his point. No, no, I do not
want to give up on us. I love us, but
(06:22):
we're definitely from different worlds. You need to understand, baby,
really understand it. Dating me is not like dating regular girls.
I know I've said this before, but I really need
(06:44):
you to take it in this time. There are expectations
that come with being part of my life. There are
things you're going to have to get used to. I'm
not just being a daddy's girl or anything like that.
I mean I am. I love the man, but you
(07:10):
know how every second of my life is watched and tracked.
And if I wanted to just run away with you
and not give a damn what he or any of
the rest of my family would think, you know, I
would be followed immediately and they would just bring me home.
(07:35):
But I can only imagine what would happen to you.
So we can't do this the hard way, the dangerous way.
We have to make him love you, or at least
(07:57):
respect you. I know it is kind of scary, and
if that's all too much for you, then then I
would be heartbroken. But I would understand, But if you're
(08:25):
going to stay with me, I hate to say it,
but you need to step up your game. You need
to show my father that you're worthy of me. And
(08:46):
right now that outfit does not scream worthy. No, no, baby,
you know that's how I feel. That's why I'm still here.
That's why I didn't give up on us after the
(09:07):
incident on the boat. That's why I spend so much
money on clothing for you for Christmas so you can
fit in. I want to fight for us. I've been
trying to fight for us. I know you are too.
(09:35):
I know that all of this is just going to
take some time to get used to. I get it.
But I see a future with you. I really do
(09:55):
like a big, long future. Like when I look at you,
I see end game. But if my father doesn't approve,
then that's not an option at all. Do you understand that? No, really,
(10:24):
I need you to hear this. His approval is not
just a suggestion, it's a requirement. Okay, Now, what on
earth are we going to do about tonight? What are
(10:46):
you going to wear? Well, if we don't leave in
the next five minutes, we will be late again, and
damn it, any ideas me neither. Oh, speak of the father.
(11:10):
He just texted me. Okay, oh, sorry, Princess, going to
have to cancel tonight. Some business I have to take
care of. Thank god, thank god, thank god, thank god.
(11:33):
I mean, I'm a little nervous about what or who
he has to take care of right now. But well,
we dodged a bullet here tonight. M h What am
(11:57):
I gonna do with you? Why did I have to
go falling in love with the video game Champion of
the Universe? Mm hmm. You know I love your scrubby luck,
(12:19):
Yes I do. I'm kind of over the whole black
tie thing. It kind of feels like everyone in my
life is always at a funeral. Yeah, we just have
to get you to play the part at the right times,
(12:45):
and then when you're home with me you can be
as scrubby and dorky and no, no, I meant that
as a compliment. Yes I did, Yes, I did. Although,
(13:10):
even though we're not going to the dinner anymore, I
actually think that it's very important for you to get
the hell out of those goofy clothes right now.
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