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January 28, 2025 98 mins
This live improvised game of Dungeons & Dragons was recorded November 2024 at the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Visit peakimprov.com and get your tickets to catch the next Laughter & Legends show LIVE!

This quest was undertaken by comedians Casey Frase, Meggan Hyde, Audra Stephenson and Matt Watson. Featuring Ethan Goldman as your GM, DM and Master of Ceremonies.

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Thank you for listening to this unique D&D one-shot, brought to you by Laughter & Legends, and the Peak Improv Theater in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Produced by Matt Watson

Music: Silly Intro by Alexander Nakarada (www.creatorchords.com)
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, and welcome to the first Laughter and Legends here
on the Peak Improv Theater podcast. I'm producer Matt, and
I am once again joined by writer, performer, improviser, Great Guy,
and program director here at the Peak Improv Theater. It's
Ethan Goldman. What's up, Ethan?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Matt?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I will add great Guide to my business cards and yeah,
all my email signatures just Ethan Goldman, Great.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Guy, Great guy, that's yours. You can have that now.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Thanks. So.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Two weeks ago we released Tune Titans here on the
podcast feed, and everyone agrees it was a massive success.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
We've already written our Oscar acceptance speech YEP for the
podcast category, which will exist when we win it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yes, yes, when we win it in ten years from now.
Because you know, we believe in slow growth, we believe,
we know that this isn't an O night success with
two Titans will be on everyone's lips a decade from now,
but at the moment, we're self aware. We know what
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
One percent. Yeah, one could argue that we have too
much time in our hands, but I think it's just passion.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, it's beautiful passion, and we're here to share more
of that passion with you today with our Laughter and
Legends Improvised D and Deep podcast. Before we get into
the actual show, Ethan, could you explain a bit about
what an improvised D and D show is like?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Sure, so well, I've been a dungeon master for like
normal D and D for about ten years, always home games,
but I always played with improvisers comedians, and it ended
up being so funny that it felt it felt wrong
not to force it upon audiences that people need this, Yes,
that people have been asking for it, begging, I'm sure,

(01:53):
And we decided to put together a group of improvisers
with some rotating cast members that do sort of one
shot D and D sessions, except instead of turn based combat,
we just play competitive improv games and sometimes we'll even
recruit live members from our audience to play NPCs and
skeletons and what have you.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, that is so fun. That's such a great aspect
of the show to get the audience involved in improv
games because it helps, you know, get the peaking prop
the it's a community involved in the show. But also
it kind of gives people a try of trying out
some improv right one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, it's it's a pretty low pressure environment to hop
up on stage, and I think more often than not
the audiences end up making the comedians look bad, which
I think.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Is very funny.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, they will more than often win the improv games,
and I'll have to, you know, justify it within the
game of D and D that they've lost an arm
or something.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, the serious consequences, the pretend it's all.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, the community driven serious cuss Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
And if anyone listening is thinking about, you know, this
new year getting involved in improv, where can they check
out the classes, the shows that are offered from the
Peak Improv Theater.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, this is gonna be pretty hard. You might want
to grab a pencil on paper. It's Peak Improv dot Com.
That's like improved O with that and e it's less letters.
But yeah, you can follow us across social media, Peak
Improv Theater across like Facebook, Instagram. I think we even
have a TikTok. But Peak Improv dot Com is where
you can see all our show schedules and even find

(03:32):
a If you're already listening to this, it'll be confusing,
but you'll find a back end link to this podcast stream. Yes,
if you lose it while you're listening.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
To it, if you want to get caught in a
media loop that just never ends.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, yeah, one hundred percent an inception of you listen
to the podcast, you click on the link recommended by
the podcast to listen to the podcast where it recommends
a link.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yes, And if you're joining us for the third time
in the cycle.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Welcome, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And if anyone wants to come and see Laughter and
Legends live and be here fall the experience of you know,
maiming comedians.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
They do they? Yeah, I could tell Yeah, that's you
can come to the Peak Improv Feeder in Colorada Springs
on the fourth Friday of every single month. We've always
had rotating chair for different comedians. But if you're in
come and feel free to come fully in costume a
chance to win prizes from our local game stores. Yeah,
it's a super fun time.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, it is such a great time. And just before
we get into the show, we should say this is
the recorded back in November, back at Thanksgiving. So if
you know, if you've been nostalgic for turkey over the
last six to eight weeks.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
We've got more of that there's no reason why people
don't eat it year round, not at all.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I've just realized I was on this lineup of
people playing D and D and it was I can
confirm as a person who was doing it, it was a
really fun time. I'm sure I was having an out
of body experience during the whole process, but it was.
I remember it being a lot of fun, especially the games.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh yeah, well, you guys are hilarious. And yeah, I'm
not sure what your normal Thanksgiving tradition is, but I
hope this becomes one. Now is that you're forced to
do this show?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh yeah, and he's the chance to make those turkey
noises again? Yes? Please? And with that, should we get
to the first the debut episode of Laughter and Legends
here on the Peak Improv a podcast feed Nah Psych Psych.
Just go to the website and click on the link
for the podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hello, how's it going on? I guess feel night cool.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Thanks for coming out and spending your Friday night playing
some weird improv stuff with us.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
My name's Even Goldman. I'm the dungeon master for tonight.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm also one of the program breakers here at Peak
in brav Theater.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Make some noise. If you guys have been to the
Peak and Braf Theater before.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Cool, anybody's first time here, make some noise, use clapping,
thank you, perfect, yeah, yes.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Thank you. Some other things too.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
This is an improv show as well as the Dungeons
and Dragon show, so we're gonna be playing D and
D down here at the table, but we're also going
to when we would normally break out for like combat
and counter stuff, we'll play some competitive improv games. So
we may need some suggestions and some participation from you guys.
So just you know, shake off the normal societal pressure

(06:36):
to be quiet and raise your hand.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
This is like a dirty, weird place where we yell
things out, so that's true.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
So so on the count of three, I just want
you to yell out a mythical creature of some kind.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Ready, one, two, three? Nice?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Nice, cool? And then I want you do imagine your
own name. But but let's you know, it's a fantasy show.
Let's you know, fantasy is is it?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
You know?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
You know if I was Ethan, I might be you know,
Sir Ethaniel of Chicago from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
So so fantasize your own name, just yelling on already
one two, three, long and confusing. Yes, that's what we're
going for. And then finally, on the count of three,

(07:34):
yell out the sound that your favorite spell makes. Ready, one,
two three, that's correct. Yes, nice. So, like I said,
we are gonna be playing Dungeons and Dragons fifth Edition,
No D and D one for us, So we're gonna
be playing that at the table here. But when we

(07:55):
break out a new combat, there's another way that you
guys will get a chance to participate, and that is
by being NPCs to help me in my devious quest
to kill Casey. So when that happens, I'll explain kind
of the gist of the game we're playing and if
you guys want to come up here on stage. For
anyone who does participate in that way, you will be

(08:16):
entered to win at the end of the show to
grab one of our cool prizes. We've got some cool
funko pops. I think it's like Vecna mind Flair and
a Demi Gorgan there, as well as some other small
prizes for folks too, So stick around to the end
of the show and if you participate, you get to
come away with one of those cool prizes. Also, if
you're wearing a costume too. You're also interest to win

(08:37):
last participation thing. A few of you guys have a
little advantage cards that I handed out earlier. Is that right,
you guys got? I see some people go, yeah, we
hold them up. I see a couple of there. Okay,
cool throughout the show. At any point in prov game
or if we're at the table rolling dice, you can
yell out in your fancy fanciest voice, advantage. Yeah, but

(08:59):
not now, but you know, I guess it's at any
point that's fair.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
So you can call out advantage.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
And what that'll do is it will assist our heroes
in some capacity, whether it's with the roll of the
dice or during an improv game. It might give them,
you know, more time against the clock. It might give
them a kind of like an extra life in some
of the games. So it'll have different effects. But basically,
if you want to help them, you can yell out advantage.
If not, you can just keep those slips of paper.
I made them myself with soy sauce and burning the edges.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
So nice, Yeah, it is nice. Cool. Are you guys
ready to meet our heroes? All right? Perfect? Please?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Make some noise for she's got scales, and she's got scales.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's Megan so's she's a part and she's a dragon board.
It's fun, fun show scales.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
All right, we've done uh, someone who's not just lawful good,
they're lawful break it's mad. Don't remember all the details
about her.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Character, but she's got sick ass cowboy boots. And lastly,
our resident wizard who just won't die.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
He's like some noise for chasing please love me die.
It's fine. He wants it so bad.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I want to die so bad, everybody.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
It's honestly weird my time, Dan. So these are our players.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Please make the nice for all of them. And I'm
your dunge maaster Ethan. Hello, Hello, and we're going to play.
You guys will get a chance to introduce your characters
a little bit more tharly as we get into things.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
So please take a seat and we'll get underway here.
Oh man, who dress? We're fine, it's so early in
the evening dress My dress is okay? Actually all right.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
So players, you find yourselves groggy and just waking up
in a all stone room dimly lit by torches. Some
of you may not even know each other that well.
You see shadows in the distance that you can only
assume are each other, and you just hear the faint
sound of dripping in the distance, and underneath that, you

(11:42):
just hear under the dripping, yeah, dripping and unsettling giggles.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
That's right, all right.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you see one
another rest as you are.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
What would you guys like to do?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
This is a great opportunity for you to introduce yourselves
to one another if you don't know each other already.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Hello, dark figures in the distance, I'm gonna pretend I
know ye. I'm drunken duncle puff. I'm used to not
seeing very well because I'm always drunk. I come from
a long line of drunken duncle puffs. My whole family
has been real drunk for years. I'm assuming we're in

(12:33):
this jail cell because of something that I did, so
I'm sorry already.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Hello. My name is mcconaugh. Wait wait did you say
hello like that?

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Because I like drunk guys and long lines.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's a history of abuse there. I feel like I
like you. I also like taking stuff that doesn't belong
to me and giving it to other people have got
sort of a robin Hood thing going on.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Yeah, niceable, Sorry, you're not stopping.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, who are you? Other guys in the well?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I know, I know we're not in this, uh this
jail self or anything I did for. I am brother
like bringer, man of the cloth and sword. I enjoy
crusades and backgammon.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
There is a possibility we might be in here because
of me. I'm Annabelle the dark Lord's Revenge.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Michael Thorn. I was just out one day doing.

Speaker 9 (13:56):
A controlled burn in the field and apparently they're was
some food corn present some in the fiend. Things have
been wild ever since, so we'll find out what happened.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Sounds like your your your your trouble. You're just like me.
I love this. Possibly I hear the giggling in the
distance and the dripping.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
What I'm gonna do if I'm gonna walk over to
the dripping and start.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
If you don't get violent, I might, I don't want
you can't get violent round the bat.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I got this.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Whatever this character's tongue is doing, I'm happy about it.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
I'm gonna go over and make out with this character. Why.
I have a really long tongue on a dragon. Let's
see it. Yeah, it's not as good as that one.
That one is good. It's so so much long as
it is active. Love me an active tongue.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Watching the sound of the giggling, you notice a fifth
shadowy figure, but as you get close to it, it
doesn't it's not corporeal. There's light passing through it. It seems
to be made of shadow smoke.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Can't make out with that. It's the second show in
a role. I've tried to fuck a ghost. You hear
the voice say you wish I was a ghost? Oh?
Can I roll to see what they are? Sure? Yeah,
give me an ar counter check?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Okay, just him, I mean he's trying to put his
mouth on it, so sure sixteen sixteen Okay. You definitely
recognize the energy, the aura, the taste of this.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
You you touch incorporeal and corporeal tongues and tastes.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Like a demon, do you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
And it starts to take shape as like a little
it looks almost like an imp. It's like this little
little man balding wearing a purp will suit with long coattails,
and he's he's giggling, laughing, still sort of steaming and smoking,
and says.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I know why you're here. It's because you were impolite
to me.

Speaker 9 (16:14):
Hi, I could not imagine being impolite to not looking
at you, I can't imagine being.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I I'm so sorry. I hate this guy.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
You deserve so much. You deserve us to be kind
to you and lick your tongue.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
That aside, This was from a from another time, when
when I carried you.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
All in my carriage.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You see, come on in everyone, come on out down
the city. You see that I'm a feeling. You're the
seven top we're waiting for get wild. Yes, the giggling
of a baby, that's what I can't manifest. But when

(17:00):
I get your carriage right, you all were rude and
didn't give me a good enough tip, And so I've
imprisoned you in my my dungeon, my horrible thanksgiving gleamed dungeon.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Oh no, that's right, it's me, grimple You let me? Now?
Do you want to be there? What happening?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
So now to teach you a lesson, you're going to
have to make it through all.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Of my devious traps and tricks.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
And rooms and enjoy this first one who bottoms up,
and he explodes into a cloud of purple smoke. As
the room starts to shift around, the stones melt away
and reform again as a table now stands in the
center of the room and a door at the far end.
The door metal covered with buttons, hundreds of buttons. The

(17:59):
table seems to have something on it underneath a dome.

Speaker 11 (18:04):
What kind of buttons like the ones that say stuff
on them?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah? Is it a button that says something on it?
Badass bitch or you know? Yeah, They're not like pin buttons. Pushy,
push back? Okay?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Do they make in the ways when you push them
you want to push them? Yeah, I totally do. All right,
you just pushing anyone at random.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna try to make a song
out of it, though. All right, Well push one, roll
that D hundred, the big dive, all right? Thirty five?
Thirty five? Oh you get electrocuted. I feel like that
would have been an any number. You just wait until
that happened.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
You're gonna take eleven points of lightning damage elevens.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, trying to die.

Speaker 12 (18:54):
It's true, It's true. We're in the first fucking room.
Though it was a long show, you guys want no drugging.
Dumble Bove five didn't mean to do that.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
That was why, you know, you get electrocuted.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
You can see his skeleton through his body.

Speaker 13 (19:23):
It's like like yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Also, so you have the door with the hundreds of buttons.
You also have the table with the domed object on
top of it. What would you guys like to do?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Should we remove this this dome?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I'm partial to a clash, so I'll try to try
to open it up.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, if you wouldn't id if would like to carefully
lift that up, that's.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
What it is, right, Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna let you
do that.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Beneath the dome, you see a rainbow of potions.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Tiny little guys.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
You throw the dome hazard, but you see an array
of potions.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
And yeah, what would you guys like to do with
these potions?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
I'd like to drink one. I'm a drunk. This is happening.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
You can't give me take shots at least three of them.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well before you just start chugging. If anyone would like
to give me any kind of perception, that's all out
the whole perception.

Speaker 14 (20:44):
Thirteen. I feel like we're not playing this game right sixteen.
I got plus eleven fifteen. Okay, uh, you guys are
close to it.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
You you noticed that this tray of a very delicious
looking actually just beneath it. If you reach your hand
under there, there should be a little slip of something
you find.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Okay. It's a note that says, one will grant you sights.
That's true. Two will turn your tongue to blue. Three
be water quench your thirst for our poisons, deadly curse.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
That was good. Read Thank you? Wait read it again.
I wasn't following.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
We're just enjoying my voice.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
One will grant you sights, that's true. Two will turn
your tongue to blue. Three be water, quench your thirst
for our poisons, deadly curse.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
You still want to chug him? Four of them are poisons? Yeah,
what kind of poison? I'm used to chugging poison? Adds up.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
One of them will grant you sight, that's true. Well,
two will turn your tongue blue. So I'm assuming the
blue ones are safe. They just can't turn your tongue blue.

Speaker 15 (22:17):
No advantage or disadvantaged to unless you're allergic to blue dye,
which I might be.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
So I'm feels like I'm the one that has to
show these things at least first.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
All right, I'll go first. I'll go first.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Well, before you drink one too, I'll say with your
with your roles in looking at these potions. What what
I'll say that's true for real life and the game here.
The four that are poison are safe to drink but
bad to drink. Okay for you as a person, but

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your character there's a very good chance.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
They will do. We're the first room, we're rop in
front of me, and I want to engage with who's
gott an advantage over here? Something he's got to do? Advantage?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
What are you You just want it on your constitution,
safe to see if it's poison?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Do you want to do anything before you chug one
of these? What are you doing? Sell them?

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Sounds good? But I don't think I need the advantage
to smell them. What What can I use this advantage for?
What would what would you guys do?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Maybe some some kind of medicine check to see if it.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Will medicine check?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Roll it up.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
You've got advantage on a medicine check? Can we all
do that? Yet?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
One at an advantage? But if somebody else wants to
roll to it. I rolled in a again to see
if you get out here we go, here, we go, Here,
we go thirteen plus anything? No, all right, you could
tell that they're all cool colors.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Can we can we start opening these and sniffing them?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
And if you open one, you're committed to drink, but
you can do anything else.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Okay, can I ask you? Yeah? Can I phone a friend?
Don't make them drink?

Speaker 16 (24:29):
The boys stops someone. I'm asking this is the tiniest
set before I try it.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
If you open it, you will will if you're If
you open it, you're committed to drinking.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
It's red, doesn't seem too deadly. Friend's normally a good color.
Had a color of flood.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, and red forty, which is a migraine trigger.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
I think, I don't think drunk and duc apos having headaches?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
What does it taste like like robots? I feel fine?
That one was that? Boys? What do I have?

Speaker 17 (25:18):
Now?

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I just like just a really nice ass.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
Now after that, like you already have it, you're telling
a little more blue.

Speaker 18 (25:26):
Just okay, we're okay, we're into it so hot.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, we can't just let him drink all of them
on his own prepared.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
You don't know why not. I'll keep it going.

Speaker 16 (25:46):
Okay, the blue, dark blue, I.

Speaker 19 (25:56):
Think this one's Peter the urine over here.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
No, that's not urin, not my urine. Yeah, not urine.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Not the type of urine I'm used to any any detective,
little Lemonie.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
That's just your brain. It's water, is it really? What
the fuck? You know?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
It's poison. I'm gonna know it's poison. I wonder you
could go until I get the fucking poison. Yea, God,
that's true perfectly. The site that is true.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Is that the next one time we do this, we
gotta get a line of really hot waves.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Legs.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
That's kind of fantasy. That's just water. That's shop. I
know that one. That one's just water. I needed that
to refresh myself. All right, I'm gonna keep going. Here
we go.

Speaker 17 (27:07):
Let's just go.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
That was fucking poison. That was fucking poison. Did you
put it?

Speaker 20 (27:18):
So?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
What the was that? So you drink the poison?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
But but that particular poison that you just drank. You
see the buttons on the door, one of them is
glowing to you. But I also need a constitution, say
it is poison but it also is true saying I
cracked this one as well.

Speaker 18 (27:42):
Do I need to drink this one too? If you
opened it, you committed okay today? Oh god, what are
you putting cleaning solution in these.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
That the poison is brought to you by gypsum's milord?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
What is that a grapefruit bitter liqueur? Okay? Fuck you
the longer I thought you were cleaning the bathroom with it.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
So I'm gonna need a constitution saved from you.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Oh someone's getting this is how I keep living. Please
let me die. You've drank two, just so we know.
Never eight k.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Okay, lot, say what's my constitution? Plus two? So i'd
rolled a twenty? Okay, that's good to pass the first one.
You drink two poisons, roll me another one. Here's the
second poison.

Speaker 13 (28:47):
Four?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
All right, you get the gun. He gave you advantage,
so oh yeah, one more?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Ten? All right?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
The life starts to drain from your body because you
crumple to the floor. You have pushed the button, maybe
like five seconds to do something.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
You push the button, the door slides open.

Speaker 18 (29:19):
You're dead, fucking die?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Do you want yeah? Did you want to do like
a eulogy song is that you?

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Okay, I don't know how I'll go on now, maybe
the love of my life, just for it to be
so quickly.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Extinguished, I guess I'll just one dragon foot in front
of the other and try my best. Amen. Amen, this
is what I wanted.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
But it's cool, drunken duncle Puff, though one men is together,
We're only seventeen. No, drunken dumckle Puff, you were the
most pens and nuncle pump I'd ever seen that time.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Loved for you, yess my heart.

Speaker 16 (30:45):
To the day that I die.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Oh, drunken duncle lof you and I have meant to
be together.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
But no, it will never be drunk your name.

Speaker 17 (31:09):
Talk.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I didn't know you could be up. Okay, there will
be more men.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
And creepy I'll never love again. I bet you will,
Bet you will. All right.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
The door that drunken Doug above sacrificed himself to open
for you, uh, slides open and you can see now
beyond it is a hallway that splits in two directions, one.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
To your right and one to your left. There's also
more potions if you guys. Yeah, I was going to
take him with me. Sure, just some of them might
still be two of them are do boison just for
fun for taking with me? Thank you? Which way do

(32:13):
you guys want to go? To the right to the left?
What are you guys feeling?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Can I do an investigation check to see if one
looks more appealing?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Absolutely, I'll do so as well. I guess I'll do
just see thirteen, okay, nineteen on the die. So so
at eighteen.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Twelth for me. You guys, look around and remind me
what's your character's name? It's long.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
Yeah, technically it's Anna Bale the dark Lord's Revenge maple Thorn,
but you can just call me Anna or Bail or
orm Is maple Thorn. Follow your heart.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Dark lords Revenge.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
So you you look down the hallway and in in
one room or one one direction of the hallway, you
can smell what smells like, uh, like rotting corpses. Not
not a good pleasant smell.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
The other one smells pretty neutral, not any sort of
strong odor coming.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
From one way or so we feel in stinky or fresh.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Well, I'm feeling pretty fresh. I don't like the smell
of that of the direction.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
It smells like my broken heart.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
Okay, let's run away from our feelings and let's go
into the fresh.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
All right.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
You start heading down the hallway towards that room.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
As you approach the door, you can also see now
that it has the word giving written on the wooden door.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Giving giving.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
It's giving, it's.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Giving, giving, it's giving thanks. I've should we I don't know.
Let's go in find out what that's about. You open
up the door.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Inside, Uh, stand for altars with their arms outstretched.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
It seems like maybe it's your area.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yes, I enjoy a good altar. Yes, it's it's it's
been known.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
So insufferably. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
The altars are like statues of the imp guy. But
their arms are open. Looks like they're expecting something from you.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Should we give them potions?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
We give them? What do we have to give them?
Nothing left? You've got a lot to give. You got
a big heart, and I do have. He's right now,

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very late, he's very sad. Yeah, so this imp was.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Mad.

Speaker 9 (35:18):
Maybe we give him a tip. Does anyone have I
have some gold that I place upon.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Let's try tipping the statue.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
The service was not that right, tell side of the story. Yeah,
but I will. I'll attempt to place a coin on
one of the altars. Wasn't me or was that imp?
Just constantly farting mm hmm.

Speaker 9 (35:43):
He kept saying he was gonna let us pick the music,
and then he just kept putting on whatever podcast he
wanted to listen to.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
It was very confusing socially. I will place a coin.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You placed a coin in the palm of the statue,
and the fingers curl up around the coin, clenching it.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
That feels like the right thing to do.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
This feels like something I've got more coins, Yeah, you
pay for it?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, I place a coin in a different statue.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Great, the IMP's fingers curl up around your coin as well,
gripping it.

Speaker 13 (36:21):
Do I have coins? Yeah, you probably have a couple
of coins. If you want to give coins, I guess
I'll give a coin. We'll give acording to the third statue.
All right, do you give a coin the third statue?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I did. We do have potions if we want to
do we want to give a potion to them? Is this?
Does that feel around the room? I hear a voice.
The dark Lord is speaking to me, So we could
we'll take a glance around the room.

Speaker 21 (36:50):
There anything that would possibly replaced don't be swayed by
the voices.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Honestly asked Scott swayed by the voices. And that's the
only reason I have power. So I got a honor.
I'll take a perception check. Yeah, go for it. Eighteen
fifteen seven.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
All right, you, as you you look around the room,
you don't notice anything directly near the statues, but you
do notice under some dust something is carved into the
side of the wall. And as you clear away at
the dust, it reads, I'm the first or so I
claim to be set free.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Just guess my name?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yes, these are all good names.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Skin still Skin.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
We can't have said it yet, otherwise something would have happened.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, so it's none of those.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Three we've rolled out Jeff Ashley and.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
The three big names, the big three most common names
of our time.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yes, are you guys doing the third statue?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Or are you just yelling hands to the darkness? I
think we might as well play you.

Speaker 22 (38:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Should we complete the givem potions? Yeah, we'll pop a
potion in one of the hands. See if it grasps
all right?

Speaker 18 (38:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
The the imp hand curls up around the potion. Uh,
and then you hear the horrible wet giggling sounds.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
These tips are meaningless. It's the name again. I did
not pay enough attention.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
It was purple. I remember that.

Speaker 11 (38:37):
Yeah, yeah, maybe i'll tell you after you you my
little statues.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
The altars start to move and jerk and come to
life and uh and raise their little sickles at you.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
And we're gonna play any progain all right for the scheme.
We are going.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
To set a timer and it'll just be for the
players up here on stage. But we'll give some suggestions
from you guys in a minute, because this is the
Room of Giving. If you hadn't guessed the sort of
thanksgiving dungeon, the Room of Giving is is going to
have several gifts be returned. Okay, so we're gonna play

(39:23):
a game called Returns Department. Duncle Buffer, you're dead back there,
so yeah, all right, do.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
You want to be do you want to come out yet?
Or you gotta let them find me? All right?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Sen them on a roll to see if in this
room you see it whatever something, don't give it away.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah that's a note from me.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
Okay, okay, not twenty.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
As the imps closing around you, stopping towards you with
their sickles drawn from the corner.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Of the room. A curtain swings open, and uh and
hang on.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
One second, and this'll be totally worth it.

Speaker 23 (40:17):
You here, I'm just the baby, I'm baby drunken duncle fun.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yes, you're the horrible.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Course of the dungeon doesn't Yes, let's just die here.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
They're reboard is nightmare fuel babies. I really a lot
of inner conflict. Perfect. I do a lot of rescuing.
Recue me, daddy, I regretless.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
All right, So for this game one one person is
going to be the guesser. Uh, they're they're going to
be managing a store. Everyone else is going to be
returning gifts to that store. They won't be normal gifts.
There'll be some of your suggestions. They can't say those things.
They're gonna have to give clues as they do it. Yeah,
you're wearing diaper the whole night, buddy, you don't have
to cover me up.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
They like it.

Speaker 16 (41:28):
They like this. There's only you that can get known.
Everybody else knows. It's suddenly like a lovesick.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Right, So I need one number one through four please three,
one two, three, I can get out of here.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
You're gonna be our guesser say it by night I began.
Obviously it's just so bad. I'm just the baby. I'm
one who to be who doesn't like it?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
You did. So what's gonna happen is we'll get objects
for them that they are returning to a Meghan's store here,
and they're gonna get progressively weirder as we go. So
for Andre here or sorry for remind me again, Andrew
dark Lord's Revenge and what's your character's.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Name, brother like brother liked Bringer?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
And then we've got what abe drunken dunkle Puff drunken
duff show?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Really right now, I'm sober drunken puff? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
So so for Dugler's Revenge here, I'm going to need
what's an object that's in your house to bring out?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
It's like a normal regular old here you got here
during we're gonna be returning to c okay for brother
l like Bringer?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
What is something a little bit weirder, maybe like a
collectible or like something rare that exists?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Something real?

Speaker 24 (43:00):
No, I don't know, are people cool?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Grace, this show is off the rail.

Speaker 16 (43:15):
We'll go with it.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
You're returns, that's what that's Daddy ashes, Yeah, just dads daddies. No,
not that though, and then for baby drunken dgle puff.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
So we need something that is fantastical, wild, doesn't exist,
could even be like abstract concepts, something real hard.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Choose that one?

Speaker 25 (43:59):
What else you so variety? I like light speed, So
let's review really quickly.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You will be returning.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You'll be returning, dad sash.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Light speed.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
All right, on the count of three, we're gonna say
I gotta come back, lady won two three. Oh, by
the way, I forgot to mention there's a timer for this. Oh, yeah,
you gotta. You gotta succeed in this guessing. You've got

(44:42):
four minutes to guess all three things starting now.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Hello, I have something that I need to return. I've
been trying to use it every morning and I just
can't quite get the hang of it. Well, you've got
to put coffee into the coffee maker.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Oh I've been okay, I have been doing that, but
I got these like off brand little things to put
in it.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
And they just never registered. Yeah, the curig needs I
still don't want to get out of here. I'll refund
your card, thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I don't want to bring these back, but I got
it that bringing me too much sadness?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Oh did you buy tears from our store? No? I
have enough tears already for the recent death in my family.
So I don't know if anybody told you goldfish don't
live a long time.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
This guys with me a lot longer than the goldfish turtles.
Just a little bit more blood related to me, just
a little bit a little blood related to me, related
to you. Yeah, just just hand let me just make
sure they're still.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
In oh sea monkeys. Oh no, it's gone everywhere.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Please, I need to return. I need to return these. Look,
the patriarch of my family just we miss him daily.
But I just can't have a token of his memory.

Speaker 22 (46:33):
Yeah, your grandfather's ashes, Okay, I'll keep them with my
mom's ashes.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Maybe they'll have a fun relationship. Just wanted to return
this to you here, Okay, Yeah, a little shatterer, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
I am personally yes, will shatterer, but I am an expert,
and while I'm returning, I'm returning.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
A lot of it to you very fast. Okay.

Speaker 26 (47:09):
Is it something from the Starship Enterprise? Yes, yes it is. Okay,
press that button?

Speaker 9 (47:21):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Is it a hologram? Okay? Did I just beam you
somewhere almost almost track.

Speaker 26 (47:34):
Your beams are energy faster than that, wait, faster than Look,
if you want to return.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
The speed of light, you're gonna have.

Speaker 25 (47:45):
A light speed.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
All right, you had fifty seven seconds.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Share you guys can come back you if you handily
to eating the imps with the assistance of baby drunken dun.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Now I am.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
It's like it's like groot. I came back as a baby.
I will be a teenager next show, like a or
hope we'll go straight to teenager.

Speaker 13 (48:23):
All right.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
As you defeat the imps and they crumble, you can
see beyond this room a doorway opens up, leading the
stairs up and stares down.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Well, I like always climbing upwards towards heaven. So my
boat is up.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, goes with gravity better, it can be easier.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
My perceptions a minus seven, so I'm little roll for perception.

Speaker 27 (48:50):
Minus one. You're not sure about object permanent, I got
a five.

Speaker 21 (49:07):
I'm not a baby, and I also got megan. You're
not sure that the objects are permittent proximity, I got
a fifteen. If that okay?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Sure, yes, As you kind of take a couple of
steps up and a couple steps down the stairs.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
You do see doors at.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
The end that are again marked with words. One room
says gravy and one room says turkey, gravy, gravy. We're
taking it from the audience.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Let's go honor the voices.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Like I can use some protein, but whatever, All right, perfect, great,
you guys are going for the gravy room.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
By right.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
You head up and you walk into a circular room,
at the center of which is a boiling, broiling pool
of gravy, and the exit beyond that.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Is another door made of iron. Bit it's like all
smelted and melted and fused together. I'm gonna use my
array of frost. You're gonna just freeze the I'm gonna
freeze the gravy.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
You don't want to taste it first, I'll taste it
once it's frozen, right, So you're of frosting the gravy.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I'm ray of frosting the gravy. All right, yeah, don't
given ice skat on. Make sure. I'm gonna make sure
he's aimed at the grave. Hold me, I need rest way,
all right, and rey frost. It's just a DC check
to the gravy is not going to resist at all.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
You you freeze the surface of the gravy and uh
in a very satisfying way. It starts to crack and
break as chunks of frozen gravy start to separate on top,
and it returns to its boiling state after about a minute.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
Wait what, I'm probably gonna check around the bottom, see
if there's there was words in the other room.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Let's see if there's any words around here.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Oh, sure, kind of get yeah, you know what you're
looking for. I won't even need to check for this one.
You you sort of checked the walls. Uh, and you
you do see sprawled on the wall. The birds go gobble,
They do not squawk. We shared a meal near a special.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Rock, Plymouth Plymouth rock. Feels that feels right? Yeah? But
what wait the Plymouth rock? Plymouth Rock. I don't even
know this rock? What is this rock? He's a baby,
I mean even not as a baby. What is this rock?

(51:42):
I mean like American history, like other people might not
like people in the crowd might not know what it is.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
You know.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
What it is, I'm sure of it. Do an American
history check. I got this far on history one I
rolled one you know about the rock. It's special. It's
the rock. You know, the rock where they landed or whatever.

Speaker 28 (52:14):
The Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock. Okay, I'm blending you
things all the time. Perpose, what do you guys want
to do with the gravy? Now you know this cool information,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Be honest with you. I forgot what it said because
we're talking about can we pour some poison in the gravy?

Speaker 17 (52:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Horrible?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
What does it smell like? Oh, it smells like you'll
give me percepsion check?

Speaker 12 (52:45):
Not rolling real high?

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Nineteen o one twenty nice? Whoa? All right?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
It's a mushroom gravy with like a nice, nice roue
with drippin's and stuff.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
That sounds delicious, high quality, but very hot. Great, okay, temperature?
Do I have anything I can put it on, like
a food, like a biscuit or something. Rations If you want,
I'm gonna pource them on a biscuit and take a bite.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
All right? Yeah, give me a constitution saving seventeen eighteen. Nice?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
You do that thing where like when you put something
really hot in your mouth, but you go like this
steam kind of like flies out of your mouth. You're
able to get it down. It's delicious, but it's so
hot that if you were to be in it for
like more than a second, you could tell it would.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Burn your flesh. Okay, even though I'm a dragon born,
you assistant to the hotness of it. But yeah, I
have fire breath. Yeah, I'm used to hot things in
my mouth.

Speaker 14 (53:53):
If only I was eighteen years old.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
In a bag, I'm allowed to say that.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
This is a baby. Damn it, he's just cursed to me.
I have a spell called protection from good and Evil?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Is it a protection from.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Gravy's evil gravy?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
No, it's your tol grave. Is it good gravy? It's
neutral gravy?

Speaker 4 (54:34):
You?

Speaker 29 (54:36):
Do we have anything we could put the gravy inside?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I've got purify food and drink, which would have been
really handy for that potion base. Can I purify the gravy?

Speaker 30 (54:51):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I don't feel like there's anything wrong with it. It's
just really hot. Can we put it in something? Do
we have something we can put it in? Do you
take it with us? Have nothing? Do we need this gravy?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Pour out the poison?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
And I have one?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I have it.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I have a bottle. Let's fill my bottle with with
with with gravy and take it with us. You're your
modello turned into a baby bottle?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Let me finish off tho. Yeah, I don't feel good
about this baby fish, the poison that was in it before.
There we go. We're filling it up gravy.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yep, all right, nice, Yeah, you you fill a small
amount of the the pool of gravy up with into
the bottle and yeah, you've got a bottle.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
All right, it's perfect. This is we beat this mission.

Speaker 29 (55:40):
Yeah, I think, I think just take it back and
put it in one of the.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Hands of the statue eggs. Oh, you're getting that. We
gotta take the gravy to the Turkey road. Yeah, on
the turkey Are you gonna pretend that that's what I
was thinking? I have plus five intelligence. I'm a smart baby.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
All right.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
So you guys are running back to the turkey room
with your bottle of baby, bottle of baby.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yes, yeah, cool?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
You uh, you walk into this room and it is
a long corridor like maybe like two hundred feet long,
filled wall to wall with like five hundred turkeys.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I'm going to try to intimidate I'm gonna try to.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Intimidate the turkeys. As a baby, I got a negative intimidation,
So this is gonna be fun. Here we go, let's
see what they're wrong. Negative seven. Yeah, are you doing
something to help you?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (56:49):
Also, how i'll you speak with animals to try to
intimidate these.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
So I'll give you advantage with your jima roll there
because you speak Turkey language.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yes, okay. I started with.

Speaker 9 (57:07):
Take the sixteen plus Animal Handling seventeen to scare some birds.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Nice, what are you? What are you saying to them
to intimidate them?

Speaker 9 (57:20):
I know there's a lot of you, but I've killed
a lot of turkeys. I've been on a farm for
a long time, and I think y'all better shape up
and get out of my way.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
And I'm saying, hold it back, hold it back. I'm
just the baby. This baby is insane. I swear to
God I will sit him on you.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Collectively, all five hundred turkeys that are crammed in visible way,
they like look at you. They all kind of look
at each other and they're like they kind of like
huddle up and then they look at you other, Thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Honestly, maybe I was a little too aggressive. He's really amnibal.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
They do their best, and they part the way for
you to walk to this end of the room where
there's one real fat land just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
D Oh, I got this. I'm gonna use grease. I'm
gonna I will, I will hold you back. Do you
want to be covered in grace?

Speaker 16 (58:33):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I'm ready to die.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Have the gravy.

Speaker 16 (58:42):
Yeah, but I got grease. I'm gonna use it four times.
I'm gonna use it at least.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Once they have it. You'd prefer grease or graff? Would
you prefer grease or gravy?

Speaker 31 (58:56):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
What is going on? I don't hate me. When your
feeling is considered for the first time and I know
that it's wild, I'm just gonna close my eyes and
open my mouth and whatever.

Speaker 32 (59:12):
Eight years I want to really like you. What a
lot of fun him in eighteen years still be down
that I reckon? Yeah, right right, But I can turn
into an animal, so that it's up Shney that just having.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Hag on as you start discussing what to pour on
this birth. Yeah, somebody give me an animal handling checks.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I got a minus five animal handling that makes sense.
I'm a baby seven seven minus two on. This brings
a lot of shame on my family, as you couldn't
arrive at an agreeable sauce for the turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
The other turkeys begin to get enraged and start gobbling
and puffing their feathers out. Uh and uh, they're gonna
attack you. So we're gonna play them. This is another

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guessing game. So you guys are gonna have four minutes
to do this one. We are going to need one
person to guess, so I just need a number.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
One through fourge one too. Goodbye Matt. Everybody say about
man rather light bring your right? Oh I really love it? Yeah, right, perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
So this game is called three Activities, and they're going
to be using mime and gibberish to communicate with with
Brother light Bringer. However, because it's the Turkey Room rather
than normal gibberish which kind of like made up like
sim language, Uh, they're only allowed to gobble.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
So they're going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Gobbling all of their things as they give clues to
Brother Lightbringers. So we're going to get a few activities
and replace some of the things in those activities.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
You guys sort of follow on. Each one of them
will be responsible for one of the three activities.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
So starting over here, I just need a normal, regular,
old activity that maybe you do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
What was it from over here? Rushing your teeth?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Crushing great, easy, simple, So brushing your teeth instead of
the toothbrush, though, I need something that's not related to
brushing your teeth at all, any other object or item
writers heard of fish tooth brush, it's a fish instead
of the toothpaste. Let's get what's a fun fictional character.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Art through the art I'll go server is n okay?
Perfect cool? We'll review these in just a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Here for mcgonag here, I need a what's like a
little bit more of a weird activity makes me only
do sometimes sometimes actually, so instead of the actually unicycle
that you're riding, I need something real, big, something real,
big object, real.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Questions later?

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
From the middle here? I like a whale? Okay cool?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Instead of unicycle, it's a whale. And instead of let's say,
like your railbow pads. I don't know what you need
for unicycling, Yeah, any protective gear instead of the protective gear.
Let me get something something you think is scary.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Snail? What the decree cool snail like snail goose, yes slam? Okay, right,
all right? And lastly, did you get.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
It if you're a baby, baby needs born milk? Right,
I don't want to engage with this off for for
baby drunk and dungle bub I need uh what is uh?
Maybe a whack your activity even more than unicycling? What's
something crazy that you could never do?

Speaker 18 (01:03:18):
We wish.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Lightsaber saber fight cool?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
And instead of the lightsabers, let's get what is uh
some what's a food.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I like?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I like? I like the dissonance of a room in it? Okay,
we got gobble fucking postrami. And then and then also, instead.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Of the force which you would use in a lightsaber fight,
the concept of the force, let's get another kind of concept.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
What's something like freedoms?

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I heard care bears stare. I like just the instead
of the force you wield care bears what fuck you, guys,
I'm just the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
From England. I don't know if they have them. We'll
find as.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I think it's gonna go great about four minutes, so
let's for you really quick, yea, what is our first section?

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
I am brushing my teeth with a fish instead of
the brush, and instead of the toothpaste.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
You know, it's something.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I should have.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Remember that. That's why review perfect. And then what we
have here, I'm riding a unicycle, but it's not a unicycle,
it's a whale. And I'm not wearing protective gear. I'm
wearing snails lime.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
And lastly, I'm lightsaber fighting with the ruben and instead
of the force, I have care bears.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
You guys, there's my fucking advantage for this one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Off on account of say, come back brother like Bringer
one two three, I remember goggles only. I'll start your
timer and I'll stop it when you start verbalizing your guesses,
you may begin.

Speaker 33 (01:05:24):
Now, what was your well before you come out? What

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is your activity brushing your teeth?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Instead instead of a toothbrush, you're using a fish.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
And then instead of toothpaste, your user using supers.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Right, what's the activity?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
The activity is riding a unicycle, and then instead of
the unicycle, you're riding a whale. And then instead of
all the safety equipment or riding the unicycle, you were
you you are snails on you snails slugs something something

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that ships a lot, big shipping monster.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
A baby Okay, you're right about snail.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yep, okay, a snail that poops everywhere I'm close, snail
that leaves a trail of poop.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Yeah, okay, you got a minute second, we got a
million thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Get this great?

Speaker 16 (01:08:49):
But I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:09:00):
Gob gobble, gobble noble, you gobble gob goble, goble.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
O level, hold a little. I don't think you got it.
It's gone, it's gone. Jim, you don't got this. Let's

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see what you got to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Let's just say, let's see what you have a twenty
three second So what was the activity?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Yeah, the activity was like guess Star Wars lightsaber. Yes,
and then instead of the lightsaber, it was one like
a cartoon sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Oh wait, it's concepts. Concepts. No, no, it's not a concept.
You're right about the sandwich. We're snap into the sandwich.
What type of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Sick delics your sandwich? A big sandwich?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Timer's going yeah, all right, here we go, here we go,
Here we go.

Speaker 32 (01:10:35):
Cobble, cobble, gobble gobble, it's knuckle Sandwiches's.

Speaker 34 (01:10:45):
Gobble sandwiches, saving dandwiches, sandwich chicken ham.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Ubby, he said, given advantage which gives them another minute.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
You did say the straw see them SAPs the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Straw, dammit, take the Strawmy Sam's.

Speaker 16 (01:11:13):
Close ringle gobble gobble red gobble.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Gobble gobble for.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Straw and target sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Cof me a thank What kind of sound is this?

Speaker 13 (01:11:40):
You read?

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Gobble gobble.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Strawbie and roopy sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Roomy able prison.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
Gobble gobble timer said a second, the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
The false right over in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
You replaced the forest?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
So oh, you replaced the false.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
We're chess pumping bro was fucking awesome. Yeah, so good.
You've got the rod. Applause, ie chop. I never would
have gotten ray bit nice. You stand, You stand down

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in an empty hallway with slaughtered all around you. Uh
and uh yeah, the the end of this uh this
hallway is as another door. Uh this time it leads
just one door. It's just one door. Would you like
to proceed? Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
You head into a room. Is so pompon in your decision.
I'm nothing to lose anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
You stand in a large circular room. At the center
is a big coin, okay, and there are two sides
to this coin. It's standing just on its edge, so
it's upright, one side facing you, you see a beautiful
feast engraved on the side of the coin, and then
the other side is a beautiful bowl of like ice

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cream and pies dessert. You have a feast or dessert
on the two sides of the coin.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
What would you like to do?

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Well? I know desserts are the realm of the devil,
but I am feeling like I have a bit of
a sweet tooth, so maybe the dessert side of the coin.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Listen to the I'm really yeah, he's feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
You know, I've never not used a utensil on the
proper silver web before, but yeah, I'll like the coin.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Naughty clear, I love this. See how you feel? I'm
so bad. So just to clarification, you're just licking the.

Speaker 21 (01:14:13):
Yes on the side that has the desserts that's important
to us, you know, yes, yes, of course you licked
the side of the dessert side of the coin.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
And what a level. It tastes like metal.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
You gotta tell us that though we didn't hear the
d m Oh, yes, it tastes like delicious dessert.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Everyone should try it.

Speaker 35 (01:14:37):
You got a little lying, You've never lied. Yeah, you
don't know how to do this, I got a even ten.
I don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
You're trying to save face.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
You're right, I just licked a coin, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
What else? So there's a coin? What else is this perception?

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
You guys are looking again for the same sort of
stuff as before. Check So in this words you also
see words.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Uh scroll down the wall and it reads out grimple
you lot myth. It's not my name. You're jumbled up.
I'm not to blame. How do you spell gripple? You
are myth?

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Ready, way someone else is gonna write this. I'm just
the baby. Let's go right g R, I am you got.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
You g l.

Speaker 10 (01:15:48):
E g R I M P L no, Okay, that's important. Okay,
then U lot myth is y U l O T
M y p h. Excellent penmanship, thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:16:05):
I feel like the word plymouth is in there, plymouth rock,
but no, there's plemoth p that's a that's plymouth, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
But that's not rock grimple. There's no that we're missing
an Oh, yeah, there's that. That's something not.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
What your voices?

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
What could be an anagram for everybody out there right down?
G R.

Speaker 29 (01:16:34):
Dark floor upon us missing the bowl. So we're missing
a vowel. What's we use the eye twice? Yeah, I
would have to be used twice for it to be pilke.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
So you say, you say, what are you saying? Pil plymouth?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Right, you declare the name, and it rings out in
this room. The coin melts away, and in its place
the throne rises up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Put the baby on it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
You want uppies, I want uppies.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I wantuppies. I want all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
He so bad brother, as you declare his name, stomping
forward from the throne.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
No, no, no, no, you've guessed my name. It foiled mine, dungeon.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
I should make an example of you for for leaving
bed tips And did you kill a bunch of turkeys?

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Wait? Why are you a baby? Not on purpose? I
thought this was your doing. Well, if it's fair with you,
we can. We can fight, and then I'll give you
a true death so you don't have to live as
a cursed for baby. No, I want to live. I'm

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a baby. No, I can see it. We are fighting,
but I'm winning this fight.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
I will.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Intimidation, but I'm still gonna drive.

Speaker 16 (01:18:14):
Eight.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
I don't know if I will hold any better than this,
but eight is what I have here. And mind this eight.

Speaker 17 (01:18:27):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Uh, Pilgrim Plymouth rolled. He rolled in nineteen. Thank you
both coins on Pilgrim Plymouth and you crying your pants.
We're gonna try this happens, Okay, we're gonna win. We're
gonna win a fight. I'm gonna grease the funk out

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of this. I got only hearse it four times before
you have him directly. He snaps his fingers. Uh, and uh,
let's see what's gonna pop? Oh ship, Yeah, you're right.
We do have hot gravy. You do still have the
hot gravy these I guess that helps. Yeah, well the

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tough cocktail. I'm gonna give you gravy. You have the
gravy here, hick the bottle. Yeah, there you go. Nice,
there's the brave. You have the gravy. That's important.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
As he STAPs his fingers, a bunch of skeletons rise
up from the ground and they start attacking you first.
So before you fight the boss. Uh, you're going to
play another short game here, So let's hop up, give
around the blast what yeah, this one? If anyone is interesting,
we can take some audience founteers. This is like a

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pun based game to be mating some dad germs and
that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Yeah, anyone, we need four at least, come on, come on,
there's four. We'll take it. We'll take it, all right,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
The way this is just a baby, So the way
that this is going to work is we're we're going
to say what we're grateful for. Okay, just like like
some other pun games you may have seen us play two,
We're going to try and make a pun out of
whatever the suggestion is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
So like, for example, if the suggestion was cheese, you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Might step forward and say, I'm grateful for cheese because
it's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
And for you audience, a very important job. You can laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Or if it's like that joke, please can please do this,
you can groan. So let me hear your best grown
a little aggressive, but so you can grow to the jokes.
Whichever joke we deem is the best of each suggestion,
we'll get a point. So basically, everyone who is not

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dressed up as our players here is an NBC skeleton.
So you guys win the best joke of the round,
the skeletons get a point. If our players win the
best joke of around, they get a point. We'll say
the best. Shoot three. So first thing I need is
a suggestion. What is something not cheese but another food?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Spaghetti? Spaghetti great? So quick to.

Speaker 16 (01:21:23):
Thinking about that, all right, seven ideas in my head.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Already great. So you guys are grateful for spaghetti when
you're ready give him around blah blah.

Speaker 15 (01:21:33):
I like, I'm grateful for spaghetti because I used to
be gluten intolerant, but I'm better now.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
And that's a thing of my past.

Speaker 36 (01:21:50):
Come on, I'm thankful for spaghetti because now, because of
having pasta, everyone's always asking me for a penny for
my thoughts.

Speaker 9 (01:22:06):
I'm grateful for pasta because now I'm not the only
one getting sauce.

Speaker 17 (01:22:13):
I'm grateful for spaghetti because it's the Italian thing to be.

Speaker 30 (01:22:18):
I'm grateful for spaghetti because it loves to send me a.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Lot of noodles. I'm grateful for spaghetti because I.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Used to be terrified of pasta, but now I'm not Alfreda.

Speaker 17 (01:22:45):
I'm happy for spaghetti because now I can.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Put a mark O Polo on that list.

Speaker 30 (01:22:58):
I'm grateful for spaghetti because it can just magically make
my problems go away, like pepto.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
I like that one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
I'm grateful for spaghetti because it's no dole do, it's
an ale and it's.

Speaker 17 (01:23:15):
I'm happy for spaghetti because it's a new thing to
nato try.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I think I'm going to award that one to the
sauce joke. Yeah, t sas with leaders the players at
one point. Now I ne SUGGESTIONI occupation of jobs, Spenser, But.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
All right, I want to do it. But yeah, it's
worse than it dispensed a dealer. All right, fine.

Speaker 17 (01:23:55):
I'm happy to be a buttender because it's the high
light of my career.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
You stole everybody's.

Speaker 9 (01:24:05):
I'm grateful for bud tenders because they always keep me
stocked up.

Speaker 11 (01:24:10):
I'm thankful for bud tenders because they always have more
cushion for the push.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
I'm happy to be a bud tender. That's not joke.
I'm just being blunt. I know that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
So I'm thankful for but tenders because they bring everything
but the kitchen diang.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I'm thankful for but tenders because it's a joint effort.
I'm thankful for bud tenders because I can just smoke
whenever I'm marijuana. I'm happy, thankful for because I gotta
get that green.

Speaker 30 (01:24:53):
I'm thankful for bud tenders because they're with me as
my luck Waynes and Waxes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
I thankful for buntenders because I like to spend my
days in the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Almost modeling that made me laugh the hardest was certainly
Casey walking down sadly in a diaper saying, this is
gonna suck.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
The joke.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
I'm gonna give us a blunt.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Everything you on a personality. It is now you cha that?

Speaker 16 (01:25:40):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
I need a one is a fictional character, somebody from book, show, movies.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Somebody needs the poor so good? All right, you guys
are grateful for we need the poop. I'm grateful to
winning the poop, but I don't want to be a
bub I'm grateful for Winnie the poop because he's my honey.

Speaker 17 (01:26:04):
Yes, I'm grateful winning the poof for one hundred acre reasons.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
I'm grateful for winning the poop because he made just
a shirt fashionable. I think that's the winners.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Last, I need what's an object? Maybe that is like
a significant like emotional value to you, lun or something? Alright,
what was it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
Ring?

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
What else? Somewhere?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Lie?

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
You know? Else? He was a music music box.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
I'm thankful for music boxes because the tunes they play
it just so familiar.

Speaker 9 (01:27:11):
Like high.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
I'm thankful for music boxes because the ballerinas in there
are always on point.

Speaker 17 (01:27:21):
I'm grateful music boxes because it's just the twists you
need to make this work.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
I love music boxes because they have a good tone
that's a legitimate. I'm grateful for music boxes because it's
nice to have someone to open up to. All right,

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sold guys, great Joe.

Speaker 31 (01:28:03):
To subtract points for it, all right, perfect, So with
the skeletons defeated, Yes, took a little bit of damage,
but you know, I think you're you're you're still rare
to go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Now, Pilgrim Plymouth in his true form, stupid hat and
everything is now standing before you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
I hate you, not Brady one weekness. He just said
it out loud, this weakness, have a Haiti model sport
in the face. Wait, he's gonna say something, yeah, stuck
it said them wrong legs. All right, look look hey

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fuck themop, You've proven your word.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Okay, you clearly know everything there is to know about history,
Right'm sure?

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Wait my history is U we get back minus.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Well, those those who don't learn their history, are doomed
to repeat it, so allow me. For bolts his skin
into a giant, horrible bony skeleton, and he starts clawing
at the floor as flesh rins from him, only.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
The duck meat. And he's stripping down and he starts
clawing towards you, and he says, time to dance. Don't worry,
I will fight him. I will step forward. It's time
to dance. Time to dance. You've got one more game
to play.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Okay, I don't have to fight him alone.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
That's great, perfect, So I need again a number one
through four. Please, Brother Lightbringer is gonna go to our state,
our souffroy were going to get friend of the box.
So what's going to happen now is these three are

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going to perform a dance, a ballet that is going
to represent a historical event. If some time we get
a suggestion, you guys, they're gonna dance this event and
uh and Brother light Bringer is going to have to
guess that event. I'm going to give him because you
guys got the gravy, you got his name and everything.
I'm going to give you three guesses for him. After

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seeing your dance to complete.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Okay, but.

Speaker 24 (01:30:37):
That's yeah, let's keep saying that. Say it one more timey,
then we love that. Complete your dance. Anyway, we need
a historical event that they're going to represent.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
A ballet.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
And also, let me let me preface it to we
don't want to be a bummer. Let's do a sad
little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
We've already we took the dad's ashes and the child's
ashes almost.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
So, what are some historical lists if the US history
couldn't the invention of something could be.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
You know, from the death Star Stormy hid the steel.
You're signing the declaration.

Speaker 27 (01:31:24):
A right?

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
All right, yeah, you know what?

Speaker 16 (01:31:28):
Just all so directed?

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
All right here, hang on, I've got it. So you're
gonna do the fake moon lay.

Speaker 18 (01:31:42):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Perfect on the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Counter of three, we're gonna say, come back for the
light ring already one two, three.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
L.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Okay, all right, you guys get to the side. Can
you see him more?

Speaker 20 (01:31:59):
Yes? An employe, Yes, Julia, I'm a baby. There's not
a lot of an ass disappointed. Whenever you're ready, he
shows the sirtlevent dance. Okay, wait, thanks, well, what was

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that historical intent? You get get first?

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
And foremost, this is my first time seeing the diaper
from this actual.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
So far.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
It's worris. I got money on the world. Oh yes, yeah,
I'm sure everybody is. Yeah, what's that the filming of
the fake moonlights? You brother? Bring another perfect as you

(01:34:26):
you know what. I'll let you guys do it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Describe to me how you want to destroy this horrible
abomination of a demon.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Can we round him in burning gravy? I mean I
was just gonna throw it, but you are having a
good time? Yeah, like a small monkey. Wait, hold on, wait,
you had an idea. Here's a baby. We know what.
We can't make the baby herself. We can't make him
do a crime starting off, but the baby loves You

(01:34:56):
can do a murder. When you're eighteen, you can do.
We have a moral responsibility to sort of raise this
baby now. So wait you thought it was before? Yeah,
but you're a baby. I don't know if I trust
you with this baby. Are you guys going to kill?

Speaker 20 (01:35:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Okod you hurl the gravy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
It disintegrates his bones and you watch as the demon
is cast back into the abyss, screaming no. And we
did the whole dungeon around it and melts, and it's
a beautiful fall day outside as the crisp air warms
your soul, and a beautiful feast is prepared by the

(01:35:46):
local village waiting the hero's return.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Yay, are they any of those turkeys we killed? They're
using all of the parts of the turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Yeah, we're going to feed the homeless with the turkeys
the turkeys we slot.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
You know what, I might have turned a new leaf.
I'm no longer going to drink as much. And so
the day was saved thanks to our heroes. Give them
one more random aplause worthy and give yourselves your anim

(01:36:30):
applause for being a part Myer and eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
And there it was the first episode of Laughter and
Legends in It's all its glory.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Yes, wow, truly the meaning of Thanksgiving is known to all.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
It's been revealed.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Yeah, you will have to just listen to the episode
again if you want to catch it. If you if
you didn't catch it the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Hey, look for those called in the infinite media loop
that's coming up within a couple of minutes. They gotta
be right back at it. It's not that we need
we're desperate for listeners or anything. It's not like we're
a brand new podcast just starting out and begging. Just
put it on repeat at two point five time speed
and go do something else. I'm laughing, but it would

(01:37:15):
be genuinely helpful. Oh yeah, I'd be honest, all right?
Before we go, ethan, where can listeners check out everything
related to the Peak and prof Theater.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Yeah, easiest place to find everything from tickets to our
social media and stuff is peak improv dot com. And yeah,
you can find all of our stuff peak improff feeder
across social media, but Peak improv dot com is the
easiest place to find all our stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Beautiful, beautiful. And what would you say to the people
out there who support local comedy? What would you say
to those people?

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
I guess in earnest I would say thank you, But
I'm tempted to be like, get out of here, why
are you doing that?

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Get your priorities in order, get your head examined.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Yeah, in this economy, no, But genuinely, for everyone who's
supported the Peak and Bra Theater and all of these
shows and is listening now, thank you so much. It's
genuinely heartwarming to see people gather around the silly things
we like to create.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
Yeah, it's very beautiful, so thank you so much, and
do subscribe to this feed. In two weeks time, we'll
be back with a new tune, Titans, and then in
four weeks and you after Legends. It's a beautiful system.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Yeah, unless you get your priorities in order and find
something better to be interested in.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Okay, let's not tell people to self improve too hot,
do it run away?

Speaker 16 (01:38:35):
Well,
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