November 22, 2025 • 29 mins
The Jack Benny Program was an American comedy radio series that ran from 1932 to 1955 before transitioning to television in 1950. This classic Thanksgiving episode aired on November 19th, 1939.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, he.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Jello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Til Harris,
Dennis Day and yours truly, Don Wilson the Orchanthrope in
the program with It's a whole new thing, Ladies and gentlemen,
(00:27):
this is the age of research. All We've been doing
a little research on the subject of jello. Well, we
found out that the best days of the week to
serve jello are Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday,
which is just another way of saying the Jello is
always anytime and every time.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
A perfectly swell dessert.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
For Jello brings you that full, extra rich flavor, a
flavor express and Sonny is the real ripe fruit itself,
and all six of Jellow's famous flavors has the same
rich goodness. Strawberry, raspberry, terry orange in line a grand
satisfying flavor that has made Jello America's favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Jealous and dessert.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And you like Jello's gay appetizing appearance too. It's shimmering
jewlike colors that make it look so inviting.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So enjoy some tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just be sure to get genuine jello and don't accept
any substitute.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Look for those big red letters on the box.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
They fell Jello.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was It's a whole new thing played by Phil
Harrison's orchestra.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, once again we bring you our
master ceremony, that bumbling personality, that ever comedian, that PiZZ
Jack Penny.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Jelo Again, this is Jack Fanny the carbonated kid talking
and Don, I like that introduction. It fits me to
a key.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I am bubbling and effervescing the PiZZ.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You can have back. But Jack, let me explain.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
When I called you a fizz, it was really a compliment.
I met you were physical, you know, a fizz for sure,
I understand, Don, purposely. In other words, if you called
me a mug, you really mean I was magnificent.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is that it exactly?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Don, if you think I fell for that, you're a
fat head and that short for your whole body. Anyway, Don,
let's not get into a routine, because I know how
you appreciate a good story, and I heard a gag
a few minutes ago that will positively put every one
of your tins in motion. Shy, it's a honey, it's
(03:01):
a good one. Well, Virgil the sound man told us
to me, and you know what a clown he is.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Just get this done, done.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
None, I haven't even told you the story yet.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
What are you laughing at?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Is this the one about the near sight of old
vas that Ferry's a midgeon? No, heaven, none, heaven, not
that one. This is a brand new story. Get this.
There was a fellow walking down the street and he
was leading a pink alligator on a leave when all
of a sudden it started to act up and slap
at him.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So the guy got annoyed, turned around of this pink
alligator and said, you better behave yourself or I'll take
a Bromo selz and that'll be the end of you.
Oh isn't that terribly gone? Oh it's curious that Virgil
has a great sense for you. Yeah, it was a
funny story, mister Benny. Oh, Dennis, I didn't see it.
Did you like it?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
But it's one thing that puzzles me.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
If the man was walking down the street, where did
he get the Bromo.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Celsu Well, I don't know. He probably had a box
of it in his pocket.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, then I guess he had a glass of water
in his other pocket. Yeah, Dennis, and a banjoe on
his knee. Now, don't worry about it. So you're here
kind of early tonight, said Dennis. Where's your mother.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It's across the street from.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The bowling alleys, from the bowling alley. Well, with her legs,
you better walk out anyway, Dennis. I'm glad you're here
on time tonight. No, I'll try and make a habit
of her. You know, Jack, I can't get over that
story you told me. It's silly, but I get a
great kick out of it. Isn't it ridiculous?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hello Mary?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Hello Jack?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What's your Mary? I must tell you. Did you hear
the story about the fella that was walking down the
street eating a pink alligator on a leash?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Is that the one when the man said, I'll take
a broma shelter and that'll be the end of you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yes, No, tell it to me. Well this guy was Wait,
you just told me the answer. I thought you said
you never heard it.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Oh suck Jack. That's one of the oldest jokes in
the world.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Marry jokes happened to be my business, and that was
the oldest joke in the world. I'd be the first
one to know it?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Should I let him have it? Folk?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Never mind, do me a paper, will you marry? Go
out and come back in again?
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well, see Jack, as long as you're telling, Joe's wanted
to tell a good one. I heard a gag last
night that was terrific.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh you did it?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
A man walked in the house and said to his
wife his raining cats and dogs outside.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
And he said, how do you know?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And he said, I guess step.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
In a poodle. I know where you heard that, Mary
as a whilcair bull. Phil Harris has been husking that
for three years. That's his team, Joe. You know, don Phil's.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Idea of humor is really pitifil Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Jack arms the bowl one night. The people screamed at it. Sure,
they scream at him every time he finishes a gag.
He has a waiter throw a custard pie in his face.
That's why I didn't see anybody do that. Oh well,
you must have been their bucket of water night. That's
his idea of changing material.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Well, I'll say one thing about Phil. He sure attacks
the young collegiate crowd. All the college boys go there, they.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Have to go there, Mary. That's part of their initiation.
Before they can join the fraternity, they have to either
listen to Harris or sleep all night in a graveyard.
He said, a graveyard. Yes, and you'll be surprised at
the number of kids around here that aren't afraid of gold.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yes, sir, you know Jack chill Share believes in that
college share. Look at that time on the bass drums.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, Phil, Harris and his collegians. Look, he felt
collegians with one l.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Well he fells till with two. So it's all even.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You know, Marry.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Sometimes I think that philis Harry comes out.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Hello Phil, Hi you Jackson?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What's going on? I'll tell the true Phil. For the
last five minutes we've been talking about you. Well, the
little bills up ain't never hurt nobody, no fella, never
done you no good either. Your grammar is worse than
Abe Liman's and he never got beyond blocks. Well, who
(07:03):
cares about grammar? I got other things to worry about. Oh,
I can imagine, say, Phil, I noticed that new sign
you got on the bass drum. What happened to that
corny painting you used to have there?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Corny?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, you know, the one with the yellow Moon and
the green River and the purple trees.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Remember that one?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Mary?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah, he used to call a gypsy Doodle by rem
Brand That's a while.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Whatever happened to that painting?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Phil? I sold this at the Metropolitan Museum in New York.
You mean the Museum of Fine Art. I don't know
what they got there, but that's the joint that bought us, Phil,
Are you crazy? Crazy enough?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
And someday that picture will be hanging in Paris right
next to them Onno Lulu, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm not gonna even bother to correct that. How do
you like that?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Mary?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The most famous painting of a.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Woman in the world. And Phil doesn't even know her name.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
If you were alive, you know her name and phone
numbers and.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Her address and what he's doing on Friday night? I
got myself on a detour for no reason at all.
And besides, Jack why don't you tell Phil that story
of the sound man told you'll get a kick out
of it. Oh, he wouldn't even get it. Come on, Jackson,
what is it? Let's hear all right? Phil? Do you
know the one about the fellow who was walking down
the street and a pink alligator snapped at him. Know what,
I'm the guy that drank the bro bol Hey are fellas.
(08:23):
He's always got a brilliant comeback, even if you have
to make a bum out of himself. Oh Dennis, yes, please,
Uh how about.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
A song before we get involved again?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Okay, mister Venny, I'm gonna sing an old favorite by
Stephen Foster calls Genie with the light round hair.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
All that well, Dennis, I love those old songs.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Old songs, old dad. What's this? Provan needs his glands,
marry you.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Just attend to your own little knitting. I'll handle this show,
sing Dennis, the guy that drank the Bromo.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
B read Mockey with a light rong won like away
Lan Whitey and dripping wells of right breeze laces, Happy
(09:33):
ever day along away many on a while of from
merry voice would fall many of life.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
A wall.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Ammalool b read Mocky with then looking covey.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Of the.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
My long Mocky with the ta mile Dan with live
long with winning guys, Why he lays the fun love warm,
(10:50):
my promise Mary a f or some merry voice with the.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
In the bo.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Bogies with a my brow looking copy.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
On the f the That was I Dream of Jeannie
(12:05):
with the Light brown hair, sung by Dennis Day and Dennis.
Those old songs always.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Do something to me.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
I love them me too.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Jeanie with the light brown hair. What a grand title,
you know, Dennis, I used to have light brown hair
with hair? Why, Jack, from the pictures I've seen, oy,
I thought you had black hair.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
No, Donna was brown, sort of a russet brown. No,
just like the leaves in autumn.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Well, rake them up, let's get all of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Okay, I wish you'd stop with those in the ro anyway, Dennis, Dennis,
I noticed another thing you're singing seems to improve every week.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
You're gaining poise and confidence.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, thanks, mister Benny. Just think this is your seventh
week on my program.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Seven weeks.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Geez, yes, sir, am I gonna get paid pretty soon,
pretty soon, Dennis. And now, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we
are going to Hey, Jack, and why don't you pay
the kids? Bil I intend to pay him. I'm merely
holding his salary until he's a little older. I'm teaching
Jennis how to save money.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Well, he's learning from the top man.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Thank Miss Livingston. And if I were you, I wouldn't
say another word less you rub it up on the
Luman Abner program. And now, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Going to hear you Allennis, you sing your song here?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yes, mother, Well, good evening, missus day, good evening.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh mother, you should have been here.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
A few minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Mister Benny told the funniest joke.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
It was rather good.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Tell it to her, Dennis. Well, mister Benny was walking
down the streets leading a pink alligator. Oh sue, eh, dude,
it wasn't me, missus D. Dennis got the story all wrong.
I never touched a drop of liquor. Then why have
you got that red move? Because I'm a comedian.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
What do you think.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
My highlights up too? This story, missus d, is about
a man who takes a Bromo selzer gets rid of
a pink alligator. What's funny about this? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
It's very sad. I'm crying like anything.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh what a dame?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I said? Oh what a dame? I saw U c
l a play Tannah Clara yesterday. It was thrilling.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, if you will please forgive
my outfers.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
As I carted to announce tonight, we are going to
offer an original little play let all about Thanksgiving, written
especially for the occasion by Mary Livingston.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Mary, let me have it with you, Oh Jack, I
forgot to tell you what I changed my mind about
a tank Giving play.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
And I wrote a poem and said a poem.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Hey, Mary, you mean to say we're not going to
do a Thanksgiving play?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No ge?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And I was all set to be one of them pilgrims.
Oh fine, you make a great pilgrim, phil Well, I
would listen by my ancestors came over on the Mayflower.
Oh did a doc and Dixie? I thought your family
always lived in Tennessee. Not originally. You see, we migrated
from Massachusetts, migratted. You don't, by any chance, mean you migrated.
(15:24):
All right, we move forget it, migratted. Do you hear that, Mary? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
He put in an extra salula B letters.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You're not Polouli. Ladies and gentlemen. Before we get out
of the moods, let me say a few words about jeello.
Jeello it is.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Economically easy to make and comes in six delicious fla flavors.
So look for the big red la letters on the
baraque thanks and you surveyed the day.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, as we have no Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Play's going to read a Thanksgiving plane?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh no, nothing doing? Oh jees Jack, I don't care.
You're not gonna read it.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
Jack, Then you let me read this poem. I won't
find my Christmas tide on you this year, all.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Right, A lot I make on the ones you get.
You don't even have your name printed, honor. I'll go
ahead with your poem. Okay, what's the title of it.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
The title is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
You're a little mixed up, aren't you, kid?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well that's fifth.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Go ahead, Oh Thanksgiving, old Thanksgiving. You are with us
twice this year, with your pumpkin pie and dressing and
your turkey front and rear.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's the part I always get.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
The Pilgrim's planned in days of yr if you from one,
not anymore. But now you are a double feature, and
we don't know what.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Jade breacher, breacher, that's what I said. You're gorgeous creatures.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I don't be funny. Go ahead with the poem.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Suppose we had two everything, two New Year's eves to.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Laugh and sing two Christmases, two labor Days and two
jack Fannies is two two pays?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Marry, you're too too pressings? Are you through now?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
But I'm coming into the stretch. Oh so Thanksgiving? I
don't mind if you're a week before or a week behind.
What's the difference? What's the heck? The Ursey is the
guy that gets it in the next m.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Marry.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
That was silly, But you came through with flying colors.
And I'll Phil, how about a number to kind of
break things up here? Okay, Jackson, what do he want
us to play? Anything special? Well, you name it, we'll
play it all right. How about that number you're rehearsed
all morning, you know, the only one you can possibly play?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Okay, hit it boy?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
He asked for request, Yes, hold it a minute, fail,
Come in, mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yes, are you a little mixed up on account of
the two Thanksgivings this year? Yes? I am why I
was in a fog when we only had one Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
He's not kidding, folks, He's got his shoes on backwards.
Play fail.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That was Harry berry Bean, a swing version of an
old favorite played by Phil Harrison, his artists and our Fellas, Hey,
what's matter? Aren't you gonna complain about the number we
just played?
Speaker 7 (21:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Phil, I thought it was pretty good. I liked it.
Did you Marry?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah? It was loud?
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Did you like it? John?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I thought it was okay?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
How'd you like it? Jack? All was great? How'd you
like those number? Mary?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Well? I thought it was a little loud spotted? Didn't you?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
John?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes, it seems a little off here and there? What
did you think of it? Jack?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I thought it was lousy? And now, fella, hey, what
is a rib?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yes? Phil, we were just kidding. I thought your number
sounded exceptionally good. Didn't you marry?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Feel me out? I'm tired, Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Fellas, As, I shot to say a little while ago,
and before I forget it. Thursday being Thanksgiving, I want
all of you to come over to my house for
a real old fashioned turkey dinner. How about it? Jack, Dennis?
This invitation goes for you also his mother too, Yes,
missus Jame, My party wouldn't be complete without you. You
don't sound very sing er about it. What do you
(21:55):
want me to do? Send you a national.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Glass to have you?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You are the marrier?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
What a heaven? Say Jack? He's already going to be
like the one you gave last Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I mean it's a turkey going to be leg of lamb.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Don't worry about that, Mary, this is going to be
a real dinner. I've got the biggest, fattest, juiciest turkey
you ever saw. Where'd you run over it? I didn't
run over it. It's a live turkey I got in
my garage right now. It's rousing on my maxwell.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
That's all like Carnie's.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
And you're waiting to see that word I better weigh
sixty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Sixty five pounds by Jackie must be mistaken about that. No,
I'm not done. I had it on the scales. It's
an enormous scene. Sixty five pounds. Oh you kid, I'm
not kidding. Wait the next Thurson you'll see for yourself.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
It's going to be a twelve party.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
How many people are expecting Jack?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well, the would be our gang.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
And then I invited Clark Gable and Carol Lombard, Bob
Taylor and Barbara Sandwich her own Power and Annabella.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Oh Jack, you always.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Asked him to every party give and they never show up. Well,
why don't you stop and finding him.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I can't stop now They'll think I'm mad at him,
you know how it is? How can they be mad
at you when they don't even know them? I don't
even know them. Listen, fail, I know every one of those. Sorry, personally.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Sure a gay tells him their Christmas card?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
All right, we do stop harping on that.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
The only reason you ever got card from me is
because I happened to have some left over every year.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Oh quiet, I don't forget fellas.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Thursday night at my house, boy, we're gonna have a
big turkey and cranery sauce and mastadatas and don guess
what kind of jello we're gonna have her dessert strawberry,
no raspberry, no cherry? No allright, no, lemma, no give up? Yeah, lie,
(23:53):
you see, John, you almost had him.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
There's a kindergarten commercial if I ever heard one.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Never mind, that's what we're gonna have now. Look, kids,
if I don't see you again before Thanksgiving, be sure
and me at my house by seven o'clock sharp, and
don't need a big lun so you really enjoy the turkey,
I'll take it. Hello, Hello, mister Senny is Rochester, All right,
what do you want?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Well, boys, I just heard.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You talking to Bottom say thanks given party turnsday night.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's my night.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
All. I'm sorry, Rochester, but you'll have to work. You
can take a day off some other time. I can
get my twin brother to take my plate.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I don't want your twin brother.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Well he looks just like me. I don't care if
he is. I want you to be at my house
on Thursday night.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
How about me and far my brother in person.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Rochester, don't try any tricks. I can tell the difference
between you and your twin brother more than jail can.
Never mind, I look, Rochester, I want you to get
that turkey after seventy pounds by Thanksgiving, to go out
in the garage and seed it. I'm working on a
Christmas cause they can wait. I brought in the garage
(25:01):
and feed the turkey. Okay, Oh say, boss, I meant
to ask you something about that bird. Are you sure
it's the turkey? What do you mean? Am I sure
it's a turkey?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Well?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I went out in the garage a few minutes of
old and lay the head and big.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
As a candloop, a figure as a candleap. What are
you talking about not only that, but every time I
go in there, she sits in the head in the buffet,
his sands, what walk you bought an ostice? I bought
an oscar?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You jump ate the headlights off your car? The headlights hot?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
And all? Yeah? Phil Adams that well, and they were
going down fast.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's on your form, Rochester.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You were with me when I went shopping for a turkey?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Why did you let me buy an oscar? I told
you it was a putt, a big bird for the money,
but you know you well, I guess there's nothing we
can do about it now, isn't that awful? I got
a polar bear in the guest room and an ostridge
in the garage, and mine's in the pantry. Let's move out.
(26:11):
I don't get panicky, Rochester. I'll be home in a
few minutes. Mean, why I call up the market in
order a turkey?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Goodbye? Goodbye? Oh say Walla, why have you change of
mind about using my twin brother Thursday night?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well, I'll I'll figure out something. Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Wait a minute, rock lock us.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, I'll be darn honey.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
That big turkey I bought turn out to be an ostridge.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Oh boy, you're gonna be loansome on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I am not. I'm marry. Don't worry. We're gonna have
a swell dinner, Playfield. I wonder if you can eat
an ostrich.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I do.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
This year.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Some folks are celebrating Thanksgiving on the twenty third of
the month, others on the thirtieth. Well, either way, I'd
like to offer a suggestion and regard your holiday menu.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
For dinner, of course, there'll be plum.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Pudding or pumpkin pie.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But later on in the evening, when supper time comes.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Bring the days ceasing to a fitting clothes with a
truly out of the ordinary dessert, A shimmering dish of
golden lemon jello.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Now there's really a luscious looking dessert, ladies and gentlemen, A.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Grand treat full of the ripe, tingling flavor of juicy lemons,
fresh from the trees and glowing with the warm color
of sunshine.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And you can serve it in shapely moules, garnish with fruits, nuts,
and Maraschino.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Cherries or art can be sliced into dainty cube, tumbled
into parpei glasses and topped with snowy whipped creams.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Either way, it adds up to a mighty slick dessert
that will catch every eye and capture every taste, and that.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Goes for all the rest of yellow six delicious flavors Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, are.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Lemon, and lime.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Jello.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Remember is a light dessert, just the thing to appeal
after a heavy midday meal.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
And it's quick and easy to make.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
With and mother will appreciate it after working cooking a
big Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
So order genuine Jello from your grocer tomorrow. This is
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the last number of the seventh program in the current
Jello series, and we will be with you again next
Sunday night. At the same time, I don't forget Mary
next Thursday night at my house for a real Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Count me out, yas Wait a.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Minute, I'm not going to serve that auspicit. I'm gonna
have a turkey.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Oh yes, if I find a headlight in addressing, watch out.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh don't worry. Good night, folks, and a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Oh here's news.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Every Tuesday night, the Aldridge Family is on the air,
stirring Ezra's son as Henry Aldrich, that lovable hard luck
kids from souls. Your local newspaper or radio guys for
timing stations, and be sure to tune in on the
Aldrich family next Tuesday Night.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Blue Boys in the Moonlight is from Gulliver's Travels. This
is a national broadcasting company.
Hey, he.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Jello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Til Harris,
Dennis Day and yours truly, Don Wilson the Orchanthrope in
the program with It's a whole new thing, Ladies and gentlemen,
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this is the age of research. All We've been doing
a little research on the subject of jello. Well, we
found out that the best days of the week to
serve jello are Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday,
which is just another way of saying the Jello is
always anytime and every time.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
A perfectly swell dessert.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
For Jello brings you that full, extra rich flavor, a
flavor express and Sonny is the real ripe fruit itself,
and all six of Jellow's famous flavors has the same
rich goodness. Strawberry, raspberry, terry orange in line a grand
satisfying flavor that has made Jello America's favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Jealous and dessert.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And you like Jello's gay appetizing appearance too. It's shimmering
jewlike colors that make it look so inviting.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So enjoy some tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just be sure to get genuine jello and don't accept
any substitute.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Look for those big red letters on the box.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
They fell Jello.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was It's a whole new thing played by Phil
Harrison's orchestra.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, once again we bring you our
master ceremony, that bumbling personality, that ever comedian, that PiZZ
Jack Penny.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Jelo Again, this is Jack Fanny the carbonated kid talking
and Don, I like that introduction. It fits me to
a key.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I am bubbling and effervescing the PiZZ.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You can have back. But Jack, let me explain.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
When I called you a fizz, it was really a compliment.
I met you were physical, you know, a fizz for sure,
I understand, Don, purposely. In other words, if you called
me a mug, you really mean I was magnificent.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is that it exactly?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Don, if you think I fell for that, you're a
fat head and that short for your whole body. Anyway, Don,
let's not get into a routine, because I know how
you appreciate a good story, and I heard a gag
a few minutes ago that will positively put every one
of your tins in motion. Shy, it's a honey, it's
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a good one. Well, Virgil the sound man told us
to me, and you know what a clown he is.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Just get this done, done.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
None, I haven't even told you the story yet.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
What are you laughing at?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Is this the one about the near sight of old
vas that Ferry's a midgeon? No, heaven, none, heaven, not
that one. This is a brand new story. Get this.
There was a fellow walking down the street and he
was leading a pink alligator on a leave when all
of a sudden it started to act up and slap
at him.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So the guy got annoyed, turned around of this pink
alligator and said, you better behave yourself or I'll take
a Bromo selz and that'll be the end of you.
Oh isn't that terribly gone? Oh it's curious that Virgil
has a great sense for you. Yeah, it was a
funny story, mister Benny. Oh, Dennis, I didn't see it.
Did you like it?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
But it's one thing that puzzles me.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
If the man was walking down the street, where did
he get the Bromo.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Celsu Well, I don't know. He probably had a box
of it in his pocket.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, then I guess he had a glass of water
in his other pocket. Yeah, Dennis, and a banjoe on
his knee. Now, don't worry about it. So you're here
kind of early tonight, said Dennis. Where's your mother.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It's across the street from.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The bowling alleys, from the bowling alley. Well, with her legs,
you better walk out anyway, Dennis. I'm glad you're here
on time tonight. No, I'll try and make a habit
of her. You know, Jack, I can't get over that
story you told me. It's silly, but I get a
great kick out of it. Isn't it ridiculous?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hello Mary?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Hello Jack?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What's your Mary? I must tell you. Did you hear
the story about the fella that was walking down the
street eating a pink alligator on a leash?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Is that the one when the man said, I'll take
a broma shelter and that'll be the end of you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yes, No, tell it to me. Well this guy was Wait,
you just told me the answer. I thought you said
you never heard it.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Oh suck Jack. That's one of the oldest jokes in
the world.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Marry jokes happened to be my business, and that was
the oldest joke in the world. I'd be the first
one to know it?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Should I let him have it? Folk?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Never mind, do me a paper, will you marry? Go
out and come back in again?
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well, see Jack, as long as you're telling, Joe's wanted
to tell a good one. I heard a gag last
night that was terrific.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh you did it?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
A man walked in the house and said to his
wife his raining cats and dogs outside.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
And he said, how do you know?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And he said, I guess step.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
In a poodle. I know where you heard that, Mary
as a whilcair bull. Phil Harris has been husking that
for three years. That's his team, Joe. You know, don Phil's.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Idea of humor is really pitifil Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Jack arms the bowl one night. The people screamed at it. Sure,
they scream at him every time he finishes a gag.
He has a waiter throw a custard pie in his face.
That's why I didn't see anybody do that. Oh well,
you must have been their bucket of water night. That's
his idea of changing material.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Well, I'll say one thing about Phil. He sure attacks
the young collegiate crowd. All the college boys go there, they.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Have to go there, Mary. That's part of their initiation.
Before they can join the fraternity, they have to either
listen to Harris or sleep all night in a graveyard.
He said, a graveyard. Yes, and you'll be surprised at
the number of kids around here that aren't afraid of gold.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yes, sir, you know Jack chill Share believes in that
college share. Look at that time on the bass drums.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, Phil, Harris and his collegians. Look, he felt
collegians with one l.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Well he fells till with two. So it's all even.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You know, Marry.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Sometimes I think that philis Harry comes out.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Hello Phil, Hi you Jackson?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
What's going on? I'll tell the true Phil. For the
last five minutes we've been talking about you. Well, the
little bills up ain't never hurt nobody, no fella, never
done you no good either. Your grammar is worse than
Abe Liman's and he never got beyond blocks. Well, who
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cares about grammar? I got other things to worry about. Oh,
I can imagine, say, Phil, I noticed that new sign
you got on the bass drum. What happened to that
corny painting you used to have there?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Corny?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, you know, the one with the yellow Moon and
the green River and the purple trees.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Remember that one?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Mary?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah, he used to call a gypsy Doodle by rem
Brand That's a while.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Whatever happened to that painting?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Phil? I sold this at the Metropolitan Museum in New York.
You mean the Museum of Fine Art. I don't know
what they got there, but that's the joint that bought us, Phil,
Are you crazy? Crazy enough?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
And someday that picture will be hanging in Paris right
next to them Onno Lulu, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm not gonna even bother to correct that. How do
you like that?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Mary?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The most famous painting of a.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Woman in the world. And Phil doesn't even know her name.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
If you were alive, you know her name and phone
numbers and.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Her address and what he's doing on Friday night? I
got myself on a detour for no reason at all.
And besides, Jack why don't you tell Phil that story
of the sound man told you'll get a kick out
of it. Oh, he wouldn't even get it. Come on, Jackson,
what is it? Let's hear all right? Phil? Do you
know the one about the fellow who was walking down
the street and a pink alligator snapped at him. Know what,
I'm the guy that drank the bro bol Hey are fellas.
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He's always got a brilliant comeback, even if you have
to make a bum out of himself. Oh Dennis, yes, please,
Uh how about.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
A song before we get involved again?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Okay, mister Venny, I'm gonna sing an old favorite by
Stephen Foster calls Genie with the light round hair.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
All that well, Dennis, I love those old songs.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Old songs, old dad. What's this? Provan needs his glands,
marry you.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Just attend to your own little knitting. I'll handle this show,
sing Dennis, the guy that drank the Bromo.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
B read Mockey with a light rong won like away
Lan Whitey and dripping wells of right breeze laces, Happy
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ever day along away many on a while of from
merry voice would fall many of life.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
A wall.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Ammalool b read Mocky with then looking covey.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Of the.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
My long Mocky with the ta mile Dan with live
long with winning guys, Why he lays the fun love warm,
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my promise Mary a f or some merry voice with the.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
In the bo.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Bogies with a my brow looking copy.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
On the f the That was I Dream of Jeannie
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with the Light brown hair, sung by Dennis Day and Dennis.
Those old songs always.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Do something to me.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
I love them me too.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Jeanie with the light brown hair. What a grand title,
you know, Dennis, I used to have light brown hair
with hair? Why, Jack, from the pictures I've seen, oy,
I thought you had black hair.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
No, Donna was brown, sort of a russet brown. No,
just like the leaves in autumn.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Well, rake them up, let's get all of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Okay, I wish you'd stop with those in the ro anyway, Dennis, Dennis,
I noticed another thing you're singing seems to improve every week.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
You're gaining poise and confidence.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, thanks, mister Benny. Just think this is your seventh
week on my program.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Seven weeks.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Geez, yes, sir, am I gonna get paid pretty soon,
pretty soon, Dennis. And now, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we
are going to Hey, Jack, and why don't you pay
the kids? Bil I intend to pay him. I'm merely
holding his salary until he's a little older. I'm teaching
Jennis how to save money.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Well, he's learning from the top man.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Thank Miss Livingston. And if I were you, I wouldn't
say another word less you rub it up on the
Luman Abner program. And now, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Going to hear you Allennis, you sing your song here?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yes, mother, Well, good evening, missus day, good evening.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh mother, you should have been here.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
A few minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Mister Benny told the funniest joke.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
It was rather good.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Tell it to her, Dennis. Well, mister Benny was walking
down the streets leading a pink alligator. Oh sue, eh, dude,
it wasn't me, missus D. Dennis got the story all wrong.
I never touched a drop of liquor. Then why have
you got that red move? Because I'm a comedian.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
What do you think.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
My highlights up too? This story, missus d, is about
a man who takes a Bromo selzer gets rid of
a pink alligator. What's funny about this? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
It's very sad. I'm crying like anything.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh what a dame?
Speaker 5 (14:10):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I said? Oh what a dame? I saw U c
l a play Tannah Clara yesterday. It was thrilling.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, if you will please forgive
my outfers.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
As I carted to announce tonight, we are going to
offer an original little play let all about Thanksgiving, written
especially for the occasion by Mary Livingston.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Mary, let me have it with you, Oh Jack, I
forgot to tell you what I changed my mind about
a tank Giving play.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
And I wrote a poem and said a poem.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Hey, Mary, you mean to say we're not going to
do a Thanksgiving play?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No ge?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And I was all set to be one of them pilgrims.
Oh fine, you make a great pilgrim, phil Well, I
would listen by my ancestors came over on the Mayflower.
Oh did a doc and Dixie? I thought your family
always lived in Tennessee. Not originally. You see, we migrated
from Massachusetts, migratted. You don't, by any chance, mean you migrated.
(15:24):
All right, we move forget it, migratted. Do you hear that, Mary? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
He put in an extra salula B letters.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You're not Polouli. Ladies and gentlemen. Before we get out
of the moods, let me say a few words about jeello.
Jeello it is.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Economically easy to make and comes in six delicious fla flavors.
So look for the big red la letters on the
baraque thanks and you surveyed the day.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, as we have no Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Play's going to read a Thanksgiving plane?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh no, nothing doing? Oh jees Jack, I don't care.
You're not gonna read it.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
Jack, Then you let me read this poem. I won't
find my Christmas tide on you this year, all.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Right, A lot I make on the ones you get.
You don't even have your name printed, honor. I'll go
ahead with your poem. Okay, what's the title of it.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
The title is Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
You're a little mixed up, aren't you, kid?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well that's fifth.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Go ahead, Oh Thanksgiving, old Thanksgiving. You are with us
twice this year, with your pumpkin pie and dressing and
your turkey front and rear.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's the part I always get.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
The Pilgrim's planned in days of yr if you from one,
not anymore. But now you are a double feature, and
we don't know what.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Jade breacher, breacher, that's what I said. You're gorgeous creatures.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I don't be funny. Go ahead with the poem.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Suppose we had two everything, two New Year's eves to.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Laugh and sing two Christmases, two labor Days and two
jack Fannies is two two pays?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Marry, you're too too pressings? Are you through now?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
But I'm coming into the stretch. Oh so Thanksgiving? I
don't mind if you're a week before or a week behind.
What's the difference? What's the heck? The Ursey is the
guy that gets it in the next m.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Marry.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
That was silly, But you came through with flying colors.
And I'll Phil, how about a number to kind of
break things up here? Okay, Jackson, what do he want
us to play? Anything special? Well, you name it, we'll
play it all right. How about that number you're rehearsed
all morning, you know, the only one you can possibly play?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Okay, hit it boy?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
He asked for request, Yes, hold it a minute, fail,
Come in, mister Benny.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yes, are you a little mixed up on account of
the two Thanksgivings this year? Yes? I am why I
was in a fog when we only had one Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
He's not kidding, folks, He's got his shoes on backwards.
Play fail.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That was Harry berry Bean, a swing version of an
old favorite played by Phil Harrison, his artists and our Fellas, Hey,
what's matter? Aren't you gonna complain about the number we
just played?
Speaker 7 (21:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Phil, I thought it was pretty good. I liked it.
Did you Marry?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah? It was loud?
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Did you like it? John?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I thought it was okay?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
How'd you like it? Jack? All was great? How'd you
like those number? Mary?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Well? I thought it was a little loud spotted? Didn't you?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
John?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yes, it seems a little off here and there? What
did you think of it? Jack?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I thought it was lousy? And now, fella, hey, what
is a rib?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yes? Phil, we were just kidding. I thought your number
sounded exceptionally good. Didn't you marry?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Feel me out? I'm tired, Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Fellas, As, I shot to say a little while ago,
and before I forget it. Thursday being Thanksgiving, I want
all of you to come over to my house for
a real old fashioned turkey dinner. How about it? Jack, Dennis?
This invitation goes for you also his mother too, Yes,
missus Jame, My party wouldn't be complete without you. You
don't sound very sing er about it. What do you
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want me to do? Send you a national.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Glass to have you?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You are the marrier?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
What a heaven? Say Jack? He's already going to be
like the one you gave last Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I mean it's a turkey going to be leg of lamb.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Don't worry about that, Mary, this is going to be
a real dinner. I've got the biggest, fattest, juiciest turkey
you ever saw. Where'd you run over it? I didn't
run over it. It's a live turkey I got in
my garage right now. It's rousing on my maxwell.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
That's all like Carnie's.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
And you're waiting to see that word I better weigh
sixty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Sixty five pounds by Jackie must be mistaken about that. No,
I'm not done. I had it on the scales. It's
an enormous scene. Sixty five pounds. Oh you kid, I'm
not kidding. Wait the next Thurson you'll see for yourself.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
It's going to be a twelve party.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
How many people are expecting Jack?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well, the would be our gang.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
And then I invited Clark Gable and Carol Lombard, Bob
Taylor and Barbara Sandwich her own Power and Annabella.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Oh Jack, you always.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Asked him to every party give and they never show up. Well,
why don't you stop and finding him.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I can't stop now They'll think I'm mad at him,
you know how it is? How can they be mad
at you when they don't even know them? I don't
even know them. Listen, fail, I know every one of those. Sorry, personally.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Sure a gay tells him their Christmas card?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
All right, we do stop harping on that.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
The only reason you ever got card from me is
because I happened to have some left over every year.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Oh quiet, I don't forget fellas.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Thursday night at my house, boy, we're gonna have a
big turkey and cranery sauce and mastadatas and don guess
what kind of jello we're gonna have her dessert strawberry,
no raspberry, no cherry? No allright, no, lemma, no give up? Yeah, lie,
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you see, John, you almost had him.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
There's a kindergarten commercial if I ever heard one.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Never mind, that's what we're gonna have now. Look, kids,
if I don't see you again before Thanksgiving, be sure
and me at my house by seven o'clock sharp, and
don't need a big lun so you really enjoy the turkey,
I'll take it. Hello, Hello, mister Senny is Rochester, All right,
what do you want?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Well, boys, I just heard.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You talking to Bottom say thanks given party turnsday night.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's my night.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
All. I'm sorry, Rochester, but you'll have to work. You
can take a day off some other time. I can
get my twin brother to take my plate.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I don't want your twin brother.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Well he looks just like me. I don't care if
he is. I want you to be at my house
on Thursday night.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
How about me and far my brother in person.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Rochester, don't try any tricks. I can tell the difference
between you and your twin brother more than jail can.
Never mind, I look, Rochester, I want you to get
that turkey after seventy pounds by Thanksgiving, to go out
in the garage and seed it. I'm working on a
Christmas cause they can wait. I brought in the garage
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and feed the turkey. Okay, Oh say, boss, I meant
to ask you something about that bird. Are you sure
it's the turkey? What do you mean? Am I sure
it's a turkey?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Well?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I went out in the garage a few minutes of
old and lay the head and big.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
As a candloop, a figure as a candleap. What are
you talking about not only that, but every time I
go in there, she sits in the head in the buffet,
his sands, what walk you bought an ostice? I bought
an oscar?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You jump ate the headlights off your car? The headlights hot?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
And all? Yeah? Phil Adams that well, and they were
going down fast.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's on your form, Rochester.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You were with me when I went shopping for a turkey?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Why did you let me buy an oscar? I told
you it was a putt, a big bird for the money,
but you know you well, I guess there's nothing we
can do about it now, isn't that awful? I got
a polar bear in the guest room and an ostridge
in the garage, and mine's in the pantry. Let's move out.
(26:11):
I don't get panicky, Rochester. I'll be home in a
few minutes. Mean, why I call up the market in
order a turkey?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Goodbye? Goodbye? Oh say Walla, why have you change of
mind about using my twin brother Thursday night?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well, I'll I'll figure out something. Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Wait a minute, rock lock us.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, I'll be darn honey.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
That big turkey I bought turn out to be an ostridge.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Oh boy, you're gonna be loansome on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I am not. I'm marry. Don't worry. We're gonna have
a swell dinner, Playfield. I wonder if you can eat
an ostrich.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I do.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
This year.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Some folks are celebrating Thanksgiving on the twenty third of
the month, others on the thirtieth. Well, either way, I'd
like to offer a suggestion and regard your holiday menu.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
For dinner, of course, there'll be plum.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Pudding or pumpkin pie.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But later on in the evening, when supper time comes.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Bring the days ceasing to a fitting clothes with a
truly out of the ordinary dessert, A shimmering dish of
golden lemon jello.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Now there's really a luscious looking dessert, ladies and gentlemen, A.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Grand treat full of the ripe, tingling flavor of juicy lemons,
fresh from the trees and glowing with the warm color
of sunshine.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And you can serve it in shapely moules, garnish with fruits, nuts,
and Maraschino.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Cherries or art can be sliced into dainty cube, tumbled
into parpei glasses and topped with snowy whipped creams.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Either way, it adds up to a mighty slick dessert
that will catch every eye and capture every taste, and that.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Goes for all the rest of yellow six delicious flavors Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, are.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Lemon, and lime.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Jello.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Remember is a light dessert, just the thing to appeal
after a heavy midday meal.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
And it's quick and easy to make.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
With and mother will appreciate it after working cooking a
big Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
So order genuine Jello from your grocer tomorrow. This is
(28:47):
the last number of the seventh program in the current
Jello series, and we will be with you again next
Sunday night. At the same time, I don't forget Mary
next Thursday night at my house for a real Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Count me out, yas Wait a.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Minute, I'm not going to serve that auspicit. I'm gonna
have a turkey.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Oh yes, if I find a headlight in addressing, watch out.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh don't worry. Good night, folks, and a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Oh here's news.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Every Tuesday night, the Aldridge Family is on the air,
stirring Ezra's son as Henry Aldrich, that lovable hard luck
kids from souls. Your local newspaper or radio guys for
timing stations, and be sure to tune in on the
Aldrich family next Tuesday Night.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Blue Boys in the Moonlight is from Gulliver's Travels. This
is a national broadcasting company.
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