Goose Is A Married Man and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-8-26

Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wife
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Make $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop Dogg
The greatest sci-fi movies of all time

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hey everyone, have a great week! Hi, 86 today, he
could see a stray shower a little bit later. So
my wife was telling me. Hey!

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Fun!

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Uh, man.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Here's the sad fact. We'll talk about this a little
bit later, but here's something very unfortunate. I'm going to
have to basically push out and forget about my wedding day.
Because if I think about it for more than five seconds,
I'm going to get emotional. Because that was just the
coolest day ever.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It was a great wedding.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Amongst the many weddings that I've been to, that was
a great one.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
One of the best.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Truly.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And the I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I was just going to say, your vows, you two
doing your vows, was worth the drive.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Just the vows.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It turned out well. I was fine until Adam started crying.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh my gosh. And that's when everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
We were all crying. Then I lost it. And then,
on top of that, to go back even further to
the way the whole weekend came together, because we got
to the Airbnb at about 4 o'clock on Thursday, and
by 4.15... tornado sirens everywhere. Detroit had its first tornado

(01:31):
in like 50 years, not far from where we were staying.
It took out like a couple houses, but it wasn't huge.
But still. And then woke up. I was given permission
to play golf with my buddies the morning of my wedding.
Woke up to a text message from the golf course.
They were closed due to a power outage. So I
had to scramble and try and find a new golf
course at 6.30 in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Played through the rain for the front nine. Got to
play an eightsome on the back nine, which never happens.
You're not supposed to play eight people together on the
same hole. But no one was out there because the
weather was such a crappy day to start. But it
ended up being perfect on the back nine.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Perfect.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Oh, well, I thought you were going to say the weather.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
For the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, then for the rest of the day.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Because the night of your wedding was an absolute perfect night.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Weather situation.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
By the way, Kelly, I don't know if you caught
it or not, but, you know, on Thursday, we were
having kind of just a fun bet at what point
will Goose cry during the wedding.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I've never seen a man fight so hard. I swear
to you, I've never seen a man fight so hard
to not cry.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, he first cried on the golf course.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
That is true. The first cry of the day came
on the golf course as we wrapped up. Everyone finished
on 18. I got everyone a little huddle, and I
was just like this. Because I haven't had golf buddies
since I left Colorado in 2019. I had my golfers
because I lived there for so long. I haven't had
my golf buddies. So to have eight guys all play together.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, emotional.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, it was unbelievable. Anyways, all right, moving on. Welcome
to Tuesday. No way.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
We're sitting in this for a while.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
It was a great day, a great celebration, and what
a fun day. You know, entry into a new part
of your married life.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Absolutely. All in all, just a weekend. I do want
to talk about Saturday a little bit and the general
hospital radio that one of my best friends had to
learn about that we have here. at the radio station
and all the connective tissues of the employees and the
people that were at the wedding because he was very
confused about what was going on. So we'll talk about that.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Your brother's intense.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
It was a very, very lovely conversation, but he really
gets in there right away.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
We're like, oh, we love your brother so much. And
he goes, tell me what you love about him. I
was like, whoa, all right, I guess we're doing this. Yeah,
what a great person.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's basically like he's got no time for BS. I
love it. I love it. Exactly.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
That was fun.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Speaking of which, coming up a little bit later, I also,
speaking of trauma and crying, I have to tell you
about what someone... Said to me, someone very close to
the show said to me that broke me as much
as the vows broke me. Something very intense was said. Yeah.

(04:25):
So we'll get into that for sure. I'm going to
do a special gummy thoughts this morning as we are
back from the wedding. We're going to talk about changes
at the airport. But right now, let's go with Blitz
Morning Trivia Thick.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
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and stuff if you're the first one to text in
the correct answer. The question is, what rapper is looking
for an international ice cream taster? This rapper, he's going
to pay very, very well for an international ice cream taster.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Who's the rapper? First one to text it in at
800-821-9970 will win the gift card.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia Fix.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
All right, the question was, what rapper is searching for
an international ice cream taster and he's going to pay him?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Very well.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Hold up. I'm hiring an international ice cream taster here
at Dr.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Bombay.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Ten grand a month? You can apply anywhere in the world.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Must have a passport. But first... You're going to need this.
Tell them, Pops.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Howdy, folks.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
See, 50 years ago, we had a dairy pump in Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Today, we are going global, baby.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
And we need to use it to help us find
new flavors. $ 10, 000 a month to be an ice cream taster.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I want this job so bad I can't stand it.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That sounds like a good one. That sounds like a
good one.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh, my gosh. It's Dr. Bombay ice cream. So they're
also going to help choose the next flavor.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Okay. I would be all in.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Adam Van Slyke from Washington Courthouse.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
First one to text me the correct answer gets the
25 bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Congratulations. Kelly, if you look at movie categories, where does
sci-fi fall in terms of your favorite genre?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I would say that it might be about third.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
All right. So you could have some input on here
because someone jumped on the World Wide Web and asked
the 35 best sci-fi movies of all time. Now, I've
got the top 20 list here they're showing. And this
is from Entertainment Weekly. And looking over this list, this covers,
you know, basically, we know science fiction. So anything to

(06:30):
do with something science-ish would fall under science fiction. So
can you think of a really great sci-fi movie? Oh, gosh.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Man, I have to give this some thought.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
I mean, honestly, Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, I mean, all the stars. You could pick several.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, Star Wars Empire Strikes Back is the only one
in the top 20.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
That's the best one.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
And it's at number 17. That makes sense. Yeah. Wow, 17. 17. Yeah,
I don't fully agree with this list. There's some that
I would definitely move up.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
How about Independence Day?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Independence Day is on the list. Oh, it is not
in the top 20. I thought it was. Armageddon? Let's
see here. Armageddon, not in the top 20. All right.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, I'm interested to hear what it is in the
top 20.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Are we going old? I mean, are we doing 2001
Space Odyssey?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
They're all over the place. So here we go. Coming
in at number 20, WALL-E from Disney. 1982, The Thing. 1984.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
The Terminator.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
At number 18. I thought that should probably be a
little bit higher. Empire Strikes Back. Number 16. Predator. I
thought that should be higher on the list. Planet of
the Apes from 1968. Nope. From 2002. Nope. A newer movie. Yep.
Jordan Peele movie. No clue. It's okay. I don't know
if I would put it on the top 20 of
best sci-fi movies.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
What about Get Out, though?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Get Out, I don't know if they considered that sci-fi.
It's not in the top 20, and I thought Get
Out was... I think that's more of the horror genre,
psychological filler.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
It feels like it's... I.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Mean, they deal with the brain and everything, and I
would definitely put that way above Nope. How about Weird Science?
Weird Science, not on there.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I didn't expect it. The Matrix at 13. I would
put that way higher. Way higher. Jurassic Park at 12.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Galaxy Quest. The Fly.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
E.T.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Coming in at number 8.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Aw.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Dune. The Day the Earth Substilled from 1951. They're going
old school. They're not going the Keanu one. Contact. I
really like Contact.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, with Jodie Foster. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
coming in at number four. Blade Runner, the final cut
from 1982. Back to the Future at number two.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yay, I love that one.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
And then number one, again, sci-fi horror genre, the best
sci-fi movie of all time from 1979. Kind of horror movie,
kind of gory, kind of scary. But definitely sci-fi. 1979. Nothing.
I can't.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Give us a star.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Alien.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh. Yeah, the first one.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
The first one.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
All right.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Which I thought Aliens was better than Alien. I did, too.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
But, you know, it's the OG.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Right.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I saw that in a theater.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Did you really? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
My mom took.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Me to see that. If you want the latest installment
of sci-fi, you can go watch The Mandalorian and Grogu
on Disney +. I've got to see that.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I haven't seen anything past the first season of Mandalorian.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh, really?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Did you watch the series? I watched the first season.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh, you haven't seen the series at all. You should
watch it, man.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, well. Star Wars is one of those things that
they've gone too far with. Yeah. It's like, okay.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
I liked it. I liked the season, but it didn't
compel me to go back for season two.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Right, season two. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's because it's, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
The movie looks entertaining. Yeah. And I know who the
characters are, so I'm going to check it out. Anyways,
if you want to check out this list, Entertainment Weekly
is where you can find it.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Well, if you have an issue with private parts, this
not-so-breaking news is not for you. First story takes us
down to Phoenix, Arizona, where a 28-year-old woman who works
for Buffalo Wild Wings was just arrested. Her name is
Lindsay Parsons. And she was arrested because apparently she believed
that if you're a customer and you are rude and

(10:36):
make insulting comments, she has a right to retaliate and,
you know, You go to your Buffalo Wild Wings and
you get your particular sauce. You know they're going to
come out, well, saucy.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Sometimes they come out extra saucy. That is because maybe
your Buffalo Wild Wings server decided to take your wings
and give them a little extra sauce. Oh, come on.
You know, they've got barbecue sauce. They've got Thai curry.

(11:14):
They've got lemon pepper. And apparently a new fishy sauce. Yeah,
she was taking wings and inserting them into plates.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Oh, no!

Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
What is wrong with people?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Apparently, after being arrested for food tampering and, well, absolute disgust,
relatives say that she has been on meds, but has
a history of mental... health episodes and actually was on
a previous 72 hour psychiatric hold and so they're kind

(11:47):
of looking at buffalo wild wings like you gotta do
a bit more due diligence however i can't think of
one restaurant that does a background check and.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
You can't ask about that stuff really can you is that.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh that's a good question i don't know if you
can say.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Do you have any history of putting food where it's
not supposed to go.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's a good question i don't know anyways uh she
was promptly uh let go and Most likely we'll be fined.
I don't know if you're going to spend any jail time.
You should. Buffalo Wild Wings, new salt and vinegar flavor.
Story number two takes us over to Thailand where a
43-year-old influencer has just passed away. He went to Thailand.

(12:30):
Igo Orbebo went to Thailand to get 40 milliliters of
hyaluronic acid injected into his manhood he wanted himself a
penis enlargement he was on vacation with his wife apparently
went to Bangkok Thailand to have the procedure because it's
much less expensive if you do it in Thailand however

(12:52):
you know Bargain deals on medical treatments are probably not
the way to go. We've said it before. We'll say
it again. If you're looking for coupons or discounts, you
probably don't want that when it comes to medical issues
or medical procedures, especially when dealing with the most sensitive
parts of your body. That just doesn't sound like a
good idea. Well, after his procedure, he went to get

(13:14):
a massage, and that is when the British businessman began
feeling chest pains and passed out. He was taken to
a hospital by ambulance where he was able to answer questions,
but the chest pain continued. That is when he went
into cardiac arrest. They did CPR for more than 100 minutes. Whoa.

(13:35):
That's a long time.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
That feels strange.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
They must have really believed this guy could make.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
It out of that.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Come back, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
100 minutes?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yep. Unfortunately, he died shortly after they tried to perform
CPR for 100 minutes. At some point, you've got to
be like, all right. My man ain't coming back.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I feel like maybe 20 for me.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
And I'm going to take a minute off for every
year I grow older.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I would say about 30 minutes would probably be good.
More than 90. Like, what are we doing? And obviously,
maybe people come back after an hour. I don't know,
but that just seems like a lot.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Sounds like your body's pretty done.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, unfortunately, the materials used in the
penis filler gave a pulmonary embolism. caused some chest and
heart issues, and yeah, she is no longer with us.
A big peen is not worth it. No, death?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
No, it's not worth death.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
What's the point? Not at all. That's not so breaking news. 99.7
The Blitz. All right, so I just want to share, obviously,
talked a lot about the wedding, and it was Friday night.
It could not have gone better. Any better than what
it did.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
It was so great.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
But I have to share with you one of the
biggest moments of the night because, as you mentioned, as
I've mentioned, I'm a crier. And there was kind of
a little fun side bet, prop bet going on. When
would I cry? And sure enough, I had to fight
back the tears the second Nora walked out. I was

(15:13):
doing okay on my vows until I saw the 14-year-old.
I said something to each of the boys during my
vows to include them in the vows. Which was incredible. Yeah, no,
they had to be included.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
So meaningful, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
And, you know, the 14-year-old, he's like me. He's an
emotional kid. He's in his feelings, which is great. But
I started talking, and he lost it. And then I
lost it after that. And everything's fine. The ceremony, we
move on. People are eating. We move on to the
party section. I'm making my rounds, saying hello.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I didn't notice my brother making the rounds and saying
hello to people. And I've shared before that most of
my issues, most of my trips to the therapist have
revolved around the fact of being Jeffrey Sellers' younger brother.
Like that was a big thing growing up. Yeah. Trying

(16:03):
to live up to that standard of, you know, the
things that he's done.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Which hardly anybody on the planet can do.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
But any family gathering, it's all about him. People talk
to him. I shared the story that the rabbi at
my father's funeral, while we're putting him in the ground,
actually asked my brother for Hamilton tickets during, while we're
lowering the body, basically. Crazy.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Wild.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah. Well, at one point, and I don't even know
how the conversation actually got started, kind of crossing paths,
saying hello. And Thicke's wife, Heather, stops me and says, man,
your brother really loves you. And I was like, what?
He goes, yeah, we had a great conversation and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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And then she comes out and goes, he just went
on and on about how proud he is of you.
And how amazing you are at what you do. And
he really wants to get you out to New York
City to do some stand-up comedy. And he wants to put...
She lifted 38 years of trauma off my shoulders. And

(17:11):
I'm standing there just like... What did he say? But
snot just grew all off my mouth. And it was
just so funny to happen. At my wedding. Just kind
of off to the side.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
God knows. I don't know who else like might have
been just turned their shoulder and looked over at Heather
and I talking to see me. It was just so
funny to happen like. Right there at the wedding.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, something maybe you didn't know you needed and you got.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, yeah, exactly. Something I never thought, you know, crossed
his mind that I know I thought about. Yeah. And
it was just like, wow, okay. Well, that wasn't supposed
to happen here. But okay, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, I saw the moment. I'm like, she's still talking
to him.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
What is going on? Yeah, right?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
And it was funny because when he came over and
Kelly and Charlie and Ronnie and Johnny.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
And me, we were all talking to him.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, we were all talking to him for quite a while.
And then he left and Kelly and I were like,
I don't know what this is talking about.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
That guy said, Dwight, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
He's great. No, he didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
He's very attentive in the moment and then not when
he's got something else going on, you know. I'd say
it's kind of to his determination. But he listens. And
I thanked him because I knew there were people that
wanted to meet him. I had old radio friends that
had never met him before. So he did the entertaining thing.
It was like, I've talked about the documentary Supermensch, which

(18:43):
is about a manager by the name of Chef Gordon.
And he was the manager for, he's still Alice Cooper's
best friend. He discovered Alice Cooper. He became the guy
who brought us the celebrity chef. He discovered Emeril Lagasse
and Bam and chefs selling their own spices. But he
loved to cook. And he said, if you ever have
a dinner party and you have someone of notoriety coming,

(19:06):
you put an extra chair at every table. That way,
that person has a place to sit when he goes around.
And it was like that with Jeff, like I knew.
So I thanked him for going around and, you know,
entertaining people and saying hello. He was giving with his time.
He was very kind. But, yeah, to have all that

(19:27):
trauma there. lifted off your shoulders at the strangest moment.
The perfect moment, but the strangest moment. Yeah, it was
pretty nice to have.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
So my wife is your hero.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, she was. She definitely was the one who burst
that bubble, which I will always be thankful for.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Well, just to add on to that, although your brother
seems like a very great and accomplished person and really
easy to talk to and all that, we choose you.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
We choose you. I mean, honestly, like you're like, you know.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Well, I think that. I thank you very much for that.
Because I've thought about that, too. And it's like, yeah,
a lot of people have said, yeah, cool and all,
but I wouldn't want to hang out with him. It's
not like he's going to go out and have a...
He's good to talk to, but... And it's not.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
necessarily a competition, but it is like you've got your strengths.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Right. It's a different skill set.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
With us.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, it's a different thing.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I don't think I could work in that. It's too much.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Right.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
I'm like thinking, oh, golly, I could not hold up
under this type of intensity.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Couldn't do it. Too much going on.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, that's not in my skill set. You know what's
in my skill set? Hanging out with you every morning.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I love it. I love it.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Just the number of people he must meet on a
daily basis to keep up with that world.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, absolutely. I can't even fathom. I don't want that much.
I'm good. I'm good where I'm at. I don't need
that level. That's too much going on. Anyway, so, yeah,
make sure you thank your wife for me, and I'll
thank her again when I see her next time. It's
987 The Blitz.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Democratic gubernatorial candidate Dr.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Amy Acton marched in Cleveland's Labor Day parade yesterday, one
day after a man was arrested following an incident during
her appearance at the Canfield Fair. 38-year-old Patrick Havas said,
was confronted by Acton's security detail after he pushed his
way toward the front of the crowd, was recording video
with his phone. Two people were knocked to the ground.
Deputies recovered two guns and a set of brass knuckles

(21:37):
after his arrest, but Zahavas did not use any weapons
during the incident. Republican gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy marched yesterday
in Toledo's Labor Day parade. The aftermath of Sunday's deadly
crash of an Amazon cargo plane will continue to be
felt at Miami International Airport today. Almost 600 flights were
canceled or delayed yesterday. At two of the airports, four

(21:58):
runways are still closed. Five people were killed, several others
seriously injured when the Boeing 767 overshot the runway while
attempting to land. It careened into a van with seven
people inside and then hit a Toyota Corolla. while sliding 1,500
feet past the paved surface. All of the dead were
in that van, said to be cleaning staff at the airport.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, they were just a cleaning crew. Oh, it was
nobody on the plane?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
No. Oh, wow. Could you imagine if you wrap up
your day, all of you as the work crew get
in the same van?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
All right, let's head out. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Awful.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
The NTSB is examining the flight recorders and will release
more information today. The televised primetime Emmys are next Monday,
but were handed, no, there were two Emmy Award ceremonies
this past weekend where 102 statuettes were handed out. Widow's
Bay was the top winner, eight awards, including Betty Gilpin
for guest actor, DTF St. Louis and The Traitors each

(22:57):
won six, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Spider
Noir each won five, The Pit and Pluribus each won four.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
So I guess we'll see.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I like that Widow's Bay won.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm assuming she was the old lady, right?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
No.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Patti Gilpin played when it was the flashback.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
She played the wife. The flashback. The wife to the Richard,
what's his name? The founder of Widows Bay.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh, interesting.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
She's the one who played and she left with the
kids in the rowboat.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
That's Betty Gilpin.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, so it's interesting, though, that a guest actor doesn't
make it to the televised primetime.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Right, because it's not a supporting actor role or lead actor.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well, if you've got any family members traveling in the
near future, they are making some changes, and it's probably been, well,
It has been since 25 years ago, since September 11th, when,
you know, if you didn't have a ticket, you weren't
getting through security. You didn't have a boarding pass, you
weren't getting through security, as opposed to back in the

(24:07):
day when I remember my parents, when I went to
go visit my brother in New York City, they walked
me up to the gate, wait till I got on
the plane, stood there at the window and waved goodbye
from the gate right there. Well, looks like they're going back.
Somewhat to the old ways, as the TSA has just announced,
they are going to allow people to go to the gates,

(24:28):
people without tickets. Now, there are some pretty heavy rules
involved in terms of what you must do. Non-ticketed visitors
have to go through the approved program, basically get the
TSA pre-check or a known traveler number. Then you go

(24:48):
through the pre-check screening lane with your ID. Uh, and
they say that the lines, now here's the thing. I
told this to Nora last night and she got mad.
She's like, no, absolutely not. She goes, it's already a
disaster at the gate. Anyways, everyone's standing around waiting to
get on the plane. Cause they, now they get your
boarding numbers and your boarding, uh, uh, pass or, you know, times.

(25:11):
And now there's just going to be more people standing around.
I don't need any more confusion. There's already like three
lanes going. You're not sure which one to get in.
And then you find out you're standing there the whole
time and it's just people saying goodbye to their relatives.
And you're like, I've been waiting in this line the
whole time and you're not even getting on the plane.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Step aside, please.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Let's see. The program obviously is designed to make it easier,
they say, for families, especially if you're flying with children
or teenagers, things like that. but if you want to
do so, it takes a little time, so you're going
to have to jump and get permission, the gateside pass,
one to three days before arriving to the airport. So again,

(25:50):
this takes some planning. You're not just going to show
up at the airport and walk into the gate. It
takes a little bit of a process to go through.
I will tell you this, though. Locally here, John Glenn
Columbus International Airport is one of the airports that is
doing this, because right now it's what they're calling a
pilot program. You see what they did there? pilot program
yeah uh dallas fort worth detroit uh las vegas los

(26:11):
angeles san diego and salt lake city as well as
indianapolis as well are the ones that are partaking in
this whole thing so if you've got some travel and
you want to walk your family or friends up to
the gate you can now do so with the tsa
pre-check or a known traveler number Yeah, I know it's Tuesday,
but we had the holiday yesterday. We weren't here. It

(26:33):
was a very long weekend, very amazing weekend, starting my
life as a husband. So, you know, first week as
a husband, you got to be well rested.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Oh, you got to be on it.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
You got to be on it for sure. So I
took some extra, extra gummies to make sure that I
got some good sleep last night. And unfortunately, they kicked
in before I did fall asleep. So I wanted to
share some of my gummy thoughts with you I had
last night. Like, I thought about this while going to bed.
What if rocks are squishy, but they tense up when

(27:04):
you touch them?

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Oh, my gosh. And we'd never know.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
We'd never know. It's like, you know, an octopus will
shoot ink, an armadillo will roll into a ball, and
a rock just goes, which tenses up. They come very firm. Wow.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'm going to really have to think about that.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I see. Now I'm going to try and sneak up
on a rock. Grab it while it's still squishy.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
I thought about this for falling asleep last night. The
number of people that are older than you never goes up.
Once you're born, that's just like a countdown clock.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yeah, that's true. You're going to.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Lose people older than you. The number will only get smaller.
I thought about this for falling asleep last night. How
come your lips don't touch when you say the word touch,
but they do touch when you say the word separate?
We reworked the English language there.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
He's really in deep with these thoughts.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Should be more representative of what your lips are doing.
Thought about this last night. Did you ever think that
you were like starting to lose your vision, like your
vision was going in spurts, but it turns out you
were just blinking really slowly? Or just me? No. Okay.

(28:21):
Just me.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, you were definitely stoned.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Right out of your mind.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You get just off my gourd.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Losing my vision.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a second.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Now that's a gummy.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Pass the chips.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Thought about this last night before falling asleep. And this
actually was something that came up Friday. On our wedding day,
because the weather kind of changed throughout the week, last week.
And as it turns out, when we got there on Thursday,
we were there for 20 minutes before the tornado sirens
went off. Golf, although amazing on Friday morning, one of

(28:57):
my favoritest golf rounds ever. It was pretty rainy at times.
But that whole, like, it's good luck if it rains
on your wedding day, I'm pretty sure was invented by
a husband just to calm down. his psycho wife down.
I can't believe it's raining on my wedding day. Weather
won't corroborate. Nothing's going right. It's good luck. It's good

(29:18):
luck if it rains on your wedding day. They've been
saying it for thousands of years. It's a good sign
if it rains on your wedding day. Just calm down.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
No, it's true.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Look it up.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Exactly. And finally, this is the last thought I had
before falling asleep last night. Remember the movie Teen Wolf
with Michael J. Fox? He's in high school. He's known
about this family secret. He's been told about this family
secret for a while. You got to remain calm. Otherwise, well,
people in our family, they turn into werewolves. And then

(29:50):
there's a high school basketball game. And then something happens.
There's a jump ball. They all pile on top of him.
Next thing you know, he emerges in the middle of
a basketball game. As a werewolf. And everyone just stands
there looking at him. And then he starts playing basketball
really well. And he slam dunks. And everyone's... What? No

(30:14):
one went, holy hell, it's a werewolf! Like, no one
did anything.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Winning cures everything.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I guess. I guess if you can play basketball well, oh,
I guess it's fine. You just turned into an effing
werewolf in the middle of a high school basketball game.
And everyone just stood there like, that's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
There's a werewolf in the middle of a basketball game.
That was your reaction? I'm pretty sure I would have
a different reaction if... My classmate just all of a
sudden turned into a werewolf. I'm definitely leaving. I'm not staying.
If he's your best friend. Well, I would have known then.

(30:55):
His best friend knew about it, I believe, didn't he?
The big guy, he knew about it. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Before the game.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right. Yeah. But yeah, that is not the proper reaction.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
What if I turned into a werewolf, but I was
extra funny, so it made the show so good?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh, God.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
That would be like fine, right?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
But I would definitely back towards the door and be like, hey,
you need to explain some stuff right now.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Start talking.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, real quick. Woman or wolf. Too sweet. Yes. Anyway,
those are my gummy thoughts for a Tuesday morning. So
on Saturday, the day after the wedding, obviously we had
some friends in from out of town, and many people
from here at the station came up and celebrated with us.

(31:45):
Thank you so much for making the drive. But we
knew we didn't want to miss any football, and so
I wanted Thick and other people to join us at
our favorite little hole-in-the-wall sports bar and enjoy my favorite
wings of all time while watching... Ohio State, not going
to let anyone miss the game. So we made a reservation,

(32:07):
had a couple tables there, and sure enough, had a
nice little group of, I don't know, a dozen people
or so hanging around, having some wings, watching some football,
and having a good time. And at our table, I
was sitting there with Thicke and his wife Heather and Tess,

(32:29):
our midday girl. who also happens to be married to Tyler,
and Tyler is Thicke's son. And here's the thing. Thicke
and Tyler, father and son, look, well, basically identical. Yes.
There is no mistaking father and son. I can't deny that. Yeah,
you cannot. And Friday morning before the wedding, Tyler was

(32:54):
one of the people to join me at my little
golf outing. I had seven friends, and the eight of
us went out and golfed. And my buddy Tim was
there from Colorado. And Tim was the first person to
show up at Bugsy's, the little hole in the wall
we watched the game. And then we all walked in together.
And Tim goes up to Thick and goes, Hey, buddy.

(33:17):
How's it going? Good to see you. And kind of
gave him like a little hug. And then sat down.
And we went about watching football and eating wings. And
having conversation.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I'm like, who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Came in, gave you a hug. And during the course
of the meal, eating chicken, I don't know, I had
eaten a bite. Someone made a rude, off-color joke. I mean,
not off-color or rude for us. We found it was hysterical,
but it was nothing I could repeat on the air.
And someone said, oh, you're going to say that with

(33:51):
your mother around? And everyone kind of looked at Heather.
And my buddy Tim was like, How's everyone looking at her?
And throughout a good chunk of the meal, because Thicke
is on one side of Tim and Tyler's on the
other side of Tim, and you can see him looking

(34:12):
back and forth.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
What is going on? So confused.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
And then, again, throughout the conversations, yeah, your mother's sitting
right there. And Tim's like, whose mother is sitting right there?
What is he talking about his mother? And then someone
mentioned Tess and the father-in-law. And Tim's like, father-in-law?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Is father-in-law here? He's really about to lose his mind
at this point.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
And then it finally snaps and you can hear Tim go, oh,
you're his mother. What in the... I was trying to
figure out what... I mean, that's why you guys look
so much alike. I had no idea. Because no one
had mentioned to him that, you know, they were related.

(35:00):
And it finally clicked. And the moment that it clicked,
that Tim was sitting between father and son.
Who worked with me, but his wife is sitting there,
who's the mother to Tyler, who's married to Tess, who
also works at the radio station with her father-in-law. Basically
got out a napkin and a pen and started drawing

(35:22):
schematics and a family tree to go along with the
radio station. Because, yeah, if you don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah, it needs to be done.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
It can be a little confusing that two of the
people work at the station during different times, and two
of them... They're also related.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Are related.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
But then the one who's directly related doesn't work for
the station, but is at a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
But to not... I don't know if I've ever seen, like,
I guess everyone, you can have your doppelganger out there.
People have run it. I swear to God, it looked
just like you kind of scenario. But between Thicke and Tyler,
if they're on each side of you, you've got to
put two and two together.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, but he was like, you didn't have a beard?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah. Well, that's why he hugged Thicke when he got there.
He thought it was Tyler from golf. The morning before,
and he's like, how did you grow a beard overnight?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
That is impressive. That is some manly stuff happening right there.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Well, I guess, you know, he wasn't wearing glasses yesterday,
so he put his glasses on, I guess. Glasses can
make you look a little different. But it was just
enough where it was like, hey, what? So I told Tim,
I was like, yeah, welcome to General Hospital Radio.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Can we bring up Scott and the Chicken Wing?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
What about Scott and the Chicken Wing?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
In the Bloody Mary.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh, oh.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
What in the hell is that? What are you doing
in Michigan?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah. What is going on? Here's one for you. You
don't drink.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I love Bloody Mary.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
But you'll have Bloody Mary.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I will drink Bloody Mary, yeah. And you see it, Kelly.
It's got this big piece of bacon and olives between it.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yeah, I've had one of those before.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
But then there's something else on the bottom of the stick.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
At the bottom of the accoutrement stick, they put an
entire chicken wing. Yeah. Here's the thing. The chicken wing
is sitting in the Bloody Mary. It's soaking. It's the
bottom of all the accoutrements.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I've only seen everything sticking out.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Right.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I've never seen anything submerged.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
It's on the bottom on purpose, obviously.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, it's got to be. I don't know. But again, why?
Why would you put the chicken wing on the bottom
sitting there soaking in tomato juice and vodka? And then
Scott was like, I'll give it a try.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Does anybody do this? Anybody else do this?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I cannot imagine eating that chicken wing.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
And he said it was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
He said it wasn't bad. It's soaked in.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
There the whole time. That thing had to be like slimy.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
It'd be like eating a piece of raw chicken.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
There's zero crunch to the chicken skin left.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah, see? Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Just wet, soggy chicken. I have seen Bloody Marys that
have got Full slices of pizza.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
A rib bone.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Outside. But not soaking in the tomato juice. A tomato
juice vodka-soaked chicken wing sounds like the worst possible thing ever.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Celery, maybe some green olives.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Right.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I don't know if any restaurant around here does that.
Any of the sports bars around here that attach a
chicken wing to their Bloody Mary.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
The bacon's completely out. It was completely out and the
olives were out.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
But, oh, God, that is a bad choice for my
favorite sports bar. That is one thing I do not
agree with. You know, if you're out there doing it, why?
If you've tried this before, I would love to know. 800-821-9970.
It's the Morning Blitz. It's time. Rock and rumble. Kelly

(38:58):
versus Goose. On the Blitz. Bill Murray at Kemba Live
coming up Friday, September 18th. It is the hometown show
and the kickoff to the Blitz Fall Concert Series. You
can get your tickets now at AXS.com or you can
win them.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
800-821-9970.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
And of course, when you win your tickets, make sure
you mark your calendar to join us right next door
for the pre-show party presented by Magnolia Thunder Pussy Records.
It's going to be at anr music bar from four
to six before we all head over to kemba live
uh to enjoy bill murray so if you want to
go we've got a rumble on a tuesday morning 800-821-9970

(39:35):
let's get two contestants right now uh blitz hi who's
this Hey, good morning, Goose. It's AJ. Hey, AJ, you
called in first, so you get a pick. Do you
want to be with Kelly or Goose this morning? You
know what? Let's go Lucy Goose. Yeah, buddy. Fresh off

(39:57):
the wedding vibes. We're riding high.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
All right, all right. You deserve it.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
All right, AJ, you hang out one second. Let's find
out who Kelly's going to be playing with. Blitz, hi,
who's this? Hey, this is Rob. Rob? Josh.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
John.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
All right, John. Oh, Josh. Wow, we're batting a thousand here.
All right, Josh. You're going to be with Kelly this morning.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
We're still a little cloudy from the weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
A little bit. Josh and AJ, you guys hang on
as we go head-to-head. Thick, what are we playing today? Oh,
we've got to do a speed test. Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Get you guys back into the... Music speed test.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Thick has pulled up a whole bunch of music. It
is going to be our job to try and identify
as many songs in 60 seconds as possible by title
or artist. We are going to take the same speed test,
the same songs.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
So one of us will leave the room at a time. Kelly,
your choice.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
I'll give you the choice.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
You're the newly married man. You get a choice. Do
you want to go first or second?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I want to go... Second.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
You get the soundproof booth.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
All right. Bye.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
All right.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
I think I can do it.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Can you hear us? Is there anything? Can you hear anything?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
I think it's good. He has no sign of... He
has a totally blank face.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
He's not a cheater. We worry about you. We don't
worry about you.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yes, you should.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
You should worry about me.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
All right.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
60 seconds on the clock. Ready. You ready?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Here we go. Suzanne Vega.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
ACDC.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Oh, man. Runaway?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Is that the name of it?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Okay, next.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Oh, man. Cool in the game?

Speaker 6 (42:03):
No.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Dang it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Pass. Frank Sinatra? Yes. Oh, that stupid group.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
What Alice.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
In Chains?

Speaker 5 (42:21):
I forget the.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Name of it.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Pass. Pass.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
You can ring my bell. I don't know. I don't
know any of those. Literally, I knew none of those.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Oh, crap.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
But act like I did really well. So it freaks
Goose out.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
He didn't like to know, right?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah. Okay. Oh, boy. I did hear one. I don't know. Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
So see, we got into this last week.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Right, yeah. What's the rule? Because he kept the song
playing when I said, I don't know. He thought I
would keep guessing. I guessed wrong, and then it just
kept playing.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
You have to say pass.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, you have to say pass, because you can keep guessing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
See, we never did that before.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Right.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Okay, so I didn't say pass, so that's why.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
That's why I was like... I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Oh, yeah. You have to say pass because you can
take multiple guesses.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I don't know. Gotcha. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Gotcha.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah, I got no problem with that. We just need
to make sure we know.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
What we're doing.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Otherwise, that was an elite performance by me. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
So you have to say pass if you want to
go to the next.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
All right. Don't tell me how many she got.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I don't want to know. Okay. But if it was
an elite performance, damn it.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Don't look at the text. Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
All right. Reset the clock.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Same song.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Same song.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Same song.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Same order?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Everything. Same order. Okay, here we go. Are you ready?
I'm ready. Here we go. Uh, Sign Down.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Uh, oh, Marcy's Play. No, uh, uh, Tom Siner.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
ACDC. Yes.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh!

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Uh, pass. Boogie nights. Boogie fever. Pass. Son of a
boogie stew. Nightingales. Yes.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
This I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Frank. Sinatra. Caught stealing. Ben caught stealing. Spin doctors.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
But it is right.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Ring my bell.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
New order. Fall in love. I finally have a love
to cure. Yes. Time.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
That was excellent.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That was almost good enough.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
No. What?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Kelly only got four. Is this the first time you
won this game?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I don't think so, no. Yeah, I don't think so.
And they do what?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
And they stay there.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down. A.J., congratulations, man.
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Right in that post-wedding high,
you're going to get tickets for Bill Murray, Kemba Live, Friday,
September 18th. Part of the kickoff, well, it is the
kickoff to the Blitz Fall Concert Series. And then make
sure you join us for the pre-party. Magnolia Thunder Pussy

(45:49):
Records sponsoring the party at A & R Music Bar
from 4 to 6. Josh, I will not let Kelly's
post-wedding haze keep you from Bill Murray. So we'll give
you tickets as well, okay?

Speaker 6 (46:04):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Thank you. You're welcome, Josh. Both of you hang on.
We'll get you taken care of. And now, the three
things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Central Ohio will be commemorating Friday's 25th anniversary of the
September 11th attacks. Nearly 3,000 flags will be placed on
the Statehouse lawn this week, one for each of the
victims of the attacks at the World Trade Center and
the Pentagon.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Ceremonies are also planned.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
For Delaware, Dublin, Grandview Heights, Granville, Groveport, Hilliard, Upper Arlington, Westerville,
and Worthington. A New York City firefighter has died of
World Trade Center-related illness just days before the 25th anniversary.
Retired FDNY Lieutenant Gerald Riley of Ladder.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
22 passed away this past Thursday at the age of 75.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
343 firefighters were killed on 9-11. Over 100 have died
of World Trade Center-related injuries or illness. A Virginia mom
was convicted on a child abuse charge for letting her
son walk outside alone.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Carrie Ann Parkinson's son, Samuel... likes to collect goose feathers.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
So over the summer, she let him walk a half
mile to the local pond within their gated community to
get more feathers. Now, Sam is five years old, a
half a mile within a gated community where there are
paid security guards.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
But he's five and a half a mile is pretty
far away.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
You know, so there's the stage is set there.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
One of the security guards saw Sam walking, stopped him.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
He was on his way to the pond and escorted
him back home. The security guard informed Carrie Ann that
they do not allow children to be out in the
neighborhood alone. And she said, is this an HOA rule
or something?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
I'm not aware of this.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
I don't think it's against the rules for me to
let my kid walk outside alone. And he said he's
calling the police. So he called the police. And that
very day, the police and Child Protective Services showed up.
She was eventually charged within two weeks of with contributed
to the delinquency of a minor. She was later convicted,
given a six month suspended sentence. And for the next

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seven years, she is on Virginia's child abuse and neglect registry.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Oh, I mean, yes. To me, five seems a little young.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Five's young to go a half mile on your own.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
But seven years on the child abuse registry, that seems.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
That feels extensive.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
That feels a bit much. Excessive, I should say. Yeah,
both of them seem excessive. Five's a little too young.
Seven years on the list seems a little excessive.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Yeah, I'm trying to think when I was first allowed
to even ride my bicycle around the block on my own.
And I was probably, I don't know, maybe five, six
years old.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I was definitely, I was in third grade when I
was walking half a mile to my elementary school. Now, granted,
it was two streets. Up my side street, you made
a left, and you walked five blocks or so to
my elementary school. But again, that was a side street
as well, not a major thoroughfare, and that was third grade.
So eight, nine years old, walking to school by myself.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
This is a gated community.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Gated community.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
It's probably very safe.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Seems like a bit much.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I was doing it in first grade.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Okay, yeah. Yeah, first grade. Yeah. So you were six
or seven walking walking the elementary.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
School five i'd still i was running around my block
i had friends we were.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Riding bikes by yourself at five pond.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Pond might seem a little yeah it's a.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Little dangerous but it is a parent's call i feel
like it's not a paid security guard's call and.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Every five-year-old is different. This five-year-old might be very mature
for five and knows what he's looking for. He knows
to stay away from the water line.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
And things were a lot different when we were five.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
We were growing up, correct. It was just different. Yep,
it was different.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I've come across these clips on the World Wide Web.
They're pretty funny, so I figured we'd keep it going.
These are artists, if they weren't. in the music scene.
Artists doing other things with their life. Yes. Or participating
in activities that is not singing. Like this first one.

(50:14):
Fred Durst. We all know Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit.
What if Fred Durst was eating a Kit Kat bar?
What would it sound like? Give me something to break!

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Ha ha ha!

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Ha ha ha!

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Ha ha ha!

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Ha ha ha! Now, Fred Durst does like his sweets. Because,
in the same sense, what if Fred Durst was reaching
for the same little dessert snack that you were? You
come up to a table, there's Fred Durst, and you
both go in at the same time for that last

(50:51):
delicious dessert snack. This is what Fred might say.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
You can take that cookie!

Speaker 4 (51:02):
And stick it up your.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Stick it up your.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Stick it up your.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
You know, you get to the dessert table, and there's
just one last cookie.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
And he lets you have it. He's so kind. What
if James Hetfield wasn't the lead singer of one of
the greatest rock bands of all time? What if James
Hetfield lived back in the medieval days, and he was
like the court herald? He was the one in charge
of getting your attention? This is what that might sound like.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
He comes sprouting in on the horse tonight.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
You know, I think he'd make a good one. He
would make a good one. Lane Staley. What if Lane
was just enjoying himself a little, little snack? I mean,

(52:09):
sometimes you like a little cheese. I don't understand what's wrong.
Like a little cheese. Here we go. Trent Reznor. Not
only lead singer of Nine Inch Nails, but an amazing
musician just all around. Has scored many movies.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
He's all into that now. He can't get enough of that.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
His work is amazing. I absolutely love it. Another thing
he enjoys, which you may not know, is Trent really
enjoys playing Jenga. This is what that sounds like. Without you,
everything falls apart. Yes.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It's not as much fun to pick up the pieces.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
I'll say.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
No, it is not. That's the worst part about playing Jenga.
You play for a while, and then you've got to
clean up that big old mess. What about Tears for Fears?
Remember Tears for Fears back in the 80s? A little
new wave band. Shout. Yeah. What if Tears for Fears...
was doing a little spring cleaning and putting all that

(53:12):
free stuff out on the curb. You know how a
lot of people do when they just want to get
rid of stuff. Yeah, here's what that would sound like.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Let it all out.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
These are the things I can do without. Come and
get it.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I'm talking to you.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Sitting right on the edge of the curb there. Come on.
And finally, DLR. Little David Lee Roth had quite the career.
A little bit older now. He's getting into other activities, including,
I don't know if you know this, but David Lee
Roth is now calling bingo. He's out at the bingo
halls and stuff calling bingo. Yeah, that's what this sounds like.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Here's the problem, though. He's only good at calling that
one number. Other than that, he's useless. He can't do anything. Enjoy.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
All right, our first story, excuse me, our first story
takes us down to Houston, Texas. And you've never been
in a car and you're in an argument and it's
unfortunate because you don't want to be around that person anymore.
You're both angry, you're both saying some things and you just,
you want to be out of that situation, but you

(54:56):
can't because you're in a moving vehicle. Well, you can
always do what this guy did on the golf freeway
and just jump out on the highway.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Happened at about 2.30 a.m. this past Friday night. Closed
all inbound lanes into Houston when apparently a man left
the Whiskey River nightclub with his girlfriend in the passenger
seat and his girlfriend's brother in the back seat. And
authorities say the siblings started to fight for an unknown reason.

(55:26):
And it wasn't just verbal. It actually got physical.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
He's driving and then swinging his arm back. I remember
that from my childhood with my dad behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was amazing how they could accurately
hit you.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
If they even looked in the rear view, they still
understood the angles and mathematics of things in reverse and
could properly hit you in the back seat. However, no,
she was driving. He was in the back seat. So
he's swinging on the driver, which that's just dumb. But
apparently he was over it and decided to jump out

(56:02):
of the vehicle onto the freeway while the vehicle was
going 60 miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
It's funny. In the article, they say he opened up
the pickup door and stepped out. So did he think
it was? Yeah. Was it just going to be like
a nonchalant step out? Like, I don't know what you
were thinking. Unfortunately, the step out at 60 miles an
hour did not go as planned. He did end up
rolling on the highway. One pickup did swerve to miss

(56:29):
the man. However, a white Chevy Camaro did run over him.
He did not survive. I want to know the damage
to the white Chevy Camaro, because if you get driven
over in a pickup truck, that thing's got clearance. The
tires are hitting you. You get hit by a Chevy Camaro,
that's usually got a front-end fender of some sort that's
going to kind of push you down the highway like

(56:49):
a snowplow.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah, you're not dislodging from that.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
No. Yeah, you're getting underneath.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yeah, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
You're getting into that tire well. Oh, and you're just
getting cheese-grated by that tire.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
I feel bad for that driver because there's no way
he would have survived that anyway.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
No.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
He had to be dead when he hit the ground,
or at least dying.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Dying, yeah, because you're going to be rolling. You're breaking
some bones as you're rolling down the highway at 60
miles an hour for sure. Yeah, and then to get
hit by the front end. Like, really, dude, the front
end damage you just caused my Camaro? Completely unnecessary. All right,
story number two, just over two. Where was this at?

(57:32):
You know, it doesn't say. It just says a contemporary
art exhibition took place. So they had this big art exposition. Exhibition. Exhibition,
thank you. And people were showing up and looking at
the art on the wall, and some of this art
was for sale. And that is when an art collector

(57:52):
noticed something. A unique experimental sculpture. It sat there in
the corner all alone. It was a bit, a bit scuffed.
Now this wasn't a framed painting. This was an experimental sculpture.
It had some scuff marks. It was made of plastic
and metal and wire. The wire wrapped around basically the

(58:18):
entire art exhibit. This experimental sculpture had this wire wrapped
all the way around it. This man said, I have
to have it. $ 4, 000 right now for that experimental sculpture.
that's when they started looking into it because the man said,
I will happily offer $ 4, 000 for this untitled conceptual work.

(58:44):
But I want to know who the artist is. I
need a certificate of authenticity if I'm going to take
this piece of art. And that is when a member
of the cleaning staff from this art gallery walked up
and moved the art sculpture. This is a piece of
art sitting in the corner. You don't just like pick

(59:06):
up and move. There are people that handle artwork. They
wear white. gloves. They're careful. They're trained professionals on handling
this type of stuff. This cleaning person just walks up
and snatches this thing with one hand.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Drags it across.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Drags it across the floor. being yelled at by the
person who just paid $ 4, 000 for this conceptual piece of art.
What are you doing? The person says, I'm cleaning. What
do you mean? Because all it was was just a
vacuum sitting in the corner with the cord wrapped around it.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Oh, that was the art?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
That was the art that this person was losing their
mind over. It was a vacuum cleaner sitting in the
corner leaning against the wall.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Oh, it really makes you think, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
What does the artist mean?

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Oh, it's so deep.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah. What is this possibly? What can this mean? What
was the artist going through?

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Look at that vacuum being strangled by its own cord.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
What could that mean? Yes, exactly. Yes. Life being strangled
and sucked up. Yeah, it was literally a lazily put
away vacuum cleaner. They couldn't even wrap the cord around
the back. You know how it's got those little hooks? No,
it was wrapped circular around the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Who did he pay for it well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
That's the thing he was they were he he offered
four thousand dollars to the gallery who was then going
to hunt down the owner they were looking for the
certificate so they didn't know the gallery didn't even know
yeah the gallery didn't even know they all thought it
was art yeah really no one questioned.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
It that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard it pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Yeah pretty much i mean art is what you make.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Of it i guess beauties and the eye whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah that's not so breaking news all right this story
it's amazing it's amazing what these inmates are doing but
at the same time it is so infuriating that this
has to be done at all There is a group
of incarcerated men in Kansas, and they are members of

(01:01:21):
a group called Reaching Out From Within at Norton Correctional Facility. Basically,
it's inmates who do work, and they get very low
pay for their work, but if they're in there stamping
license plates or doing things like that, they do collect
a little bit of a paycheck. And these men... have

(01:01:45):
decided to take chunks of that money and reach out
to organizations on the outside and donate some of that money. So,
reaching out from within at Norton Correctional Facility and these
incarcerated gentlemen just donated $ 6, 000 to the Norton Community Schools
to pay for the unpaid student meal debt at the

(01:02:09):
school district.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
That's so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
That's unbelievable. It really is.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Because I'm sick of people asking for my money. Like
everywhere you turn, Kroger, do you want to, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
You want to round up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Round up, round up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
No, I'm done donating. And if I'm in prison and
I'm making 50 cents an hour, you want me to
donate my money? Like, I'm getting annoyed by that. And
these people are so generous.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I mean, a lot of times they're using this money
for commissary, for food, for snacks.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
That's what I'm using it for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
For soap, for whatever is inside. But what's infuriating is
the fact that Inmates are now paying to cover unpaid
school lunches. Like, what?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Of all the social services out there, you know, we
already know teachers are buying their own school supplies and
stocking their own classrooms. We know that, yes, there are
students out there who one of the only meals they
may get, the only full meal they may get will
be at school. So they do everything they can, and
these inmates have to step up and spend $ 6, 000 to

(01:03:15):
pay off.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
That's nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
School lunch debt.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
But I will say....

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
That it probably gives those inmates a great sense of accomplishment.
That probably does a lot for their self-esteem, for their total.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Being to give.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
To give back.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
That makes a huge difference in your own life when
you give.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Right. When you talk about rehabilitation and things like that,
to know that you're a member of a society and
you're helping out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
You've helped kids who were not otherwise going to be
able to eat at school.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Yep. So 30 incarcerated men gathered to present the money
to the U.S. District 211 Superintendent Corey Roy. Not only
did they raise about $ 6, 000, the inmates did, but then
the Kansas Department of Corrections employees donated another $ 457. That's great.
So they kind of added to the total.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
So I think as a city, you should be embarrassed
that that's where you're getting funded.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
You know, right. Aren't there other programs?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Again, like you said, to be able to donate and
help out in some way, shape, or form is great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Yeah, you've made a difference in someone's life.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yes, they feel accomplished in doing that. But for student
lunch debt, come on. Come on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
There's got to be some type of funds.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
To help cover that. Am I crazy here?

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
You're not crazy. It makes me sad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I'm trying to see if there's any sort of... There's
no other explanation besides they're doing it out of the
kindness of their heart, and this was a debt that
needed to be paid. But this shouldn't have been a
debt in the first place that these inmates are covering. Anyways,
good on you, members of Reaching Out From Within. It's 99.7
The Blitz. There's a particular group of people right now

(01:04:57):
that kind of have a countdown clock running, whether it's
literally some sort of physical countdown clock or like a
circle on their calendar or maybe just mentally. But there's
a large faction that is just waiting for Grand Theft
Auto 6 to come out. They've been talking about it.
They've been working on it for years. Eight years, something

(01:05:18):
like that. 2019, I think, was when Grand Theft Auto
5 came out. Two billion dollars invested to make this
game and promote this game.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Which they think they might earn back in like the
first week of sales, which is unbelievable. And, you know,
anytime a game can get some free publicity or publicity, great.
But if you're on the other end of that, can
you ride the coattails of something being so popular? Well,

(01:05:49):
if you don't know, Grand Theft Auto 6 takes place
in a fictional American town called Leonida. And a lot
of it is based off of and recreates some of
the areas of Florida. The Miami area, the beaches in
South Beach, things like that. So the Florida's Tourist Bureau,

(01:06:13):
Florida's tourist sector, decided to reach out to Rockstar and say,
you know what? We know that a lot of your
game is based off of things in Florida. It kind
of emulates what we have here in Florida. We know
where you got the ideas from. So what we want
to do is kind of cross-promote. We want to put
up signage at the airport. We want to put in

(01:06:36):
little stops around the city. This part of the city
inspired this part of Grand Theft Auto VI. And this part,
they're going to repaint manhole covers everywhere. put up little
gaming designs and billboards around the city. They're basically, Miami's
trying to ride the coattails.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Bring in extra prostitutes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
So, here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Oh, wait, what? I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Here's the problem, is that Florida's tourism bureau and all
the high-level officials associated with that inside of Miami and
Florida's government are, like, in talks with Rockstar about doing
all this stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
But.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Miami-Dade sheriffs are stepping up and going, hey, wait a second.
Have you anyone played Grand Theft Auto? No idea. Do
you know what this game is about? This fictional world
of murder, robbery, drug trafficking, prostitution, carjacking and violence against
law enforcement is exactly what we're fighting against. Why are

(01:07:40):
you trying to promote it? Like, what are you doing here?
Because they have a fear that, you know, it might
be life imitating art that if you start promoting GTA 6,
people are going to start doing some more GTA 6
stuff in real life. And Miami-Dade sheriffs don't want that.

(01:08:00):
So now they're kind of butting heads with the tourism
bureau like, what are you doing here? We're trying to
bring law and order, and you're promoting all the things.
The game is literally try to avoid police officers. Right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Yeah, that is a weird.
Pairing they didn't know yeah they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Have they have no idea that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I can think well how do you not research it
like the more bad stuff you do the more the
more cops you get a starring system before they start
busting out like the police helicopters and stuff looking for you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Well they're just reading about how huge the game is
and what you know that it's in their area and
they're like hey this is great we can promote our
area they have no idea what the game's about though.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
It's got to be. That's bad research. No research.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Yeah, no research.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Take a little peek.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Into the game. That's all you need to do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
A little something.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Would have taken five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Yeah, play the game for five minutes and you're like, oh,
I just punched this person, carjacked and shot this person
and banged a prostitute. That's probably not the message we
want to send.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
And that's all it takes, about five minutes, too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
So will any more come of this? I don't know.
As of right now, they're still kind of butting heads
about it. Rockstar has not responded, and they definitely haven't
signed off on any proposal about the whole thing. I mean,
they were talking about, in one of the promotional videos,
pitches they had one of the pitch decks that they
took to rockstar they were talking about a family appropriate

(01:09:23):
car event revolved around gta like this is all a
terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
They have to just pull back on this right they
have to just say oh sorry we.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Can't do this yeah you would think you have to
you would think that someone's gonna be like yeah now
that we now that we think about it Probably not
the best idea, which is exactly what has to happen.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
And now, the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Billions of dollars in American goods are now subject to
Canadian tariffs amid an escalating trade war with the U.S.
Tariffs kicked in just after midnight and ranged from 15
to 50 percent, covering about $ 27 billion in U.S.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Imports.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
They target products including steel, dairy, appliances, farm equipment, electronics,
and paper products. Canada says the tariffs are in response
to the 50% duties imposed by President Trump on Canadian goods.
So this is where we get the toilet paper, the run.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
On toilet paper. Yes, the run on toilet paper, right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Well, make sure you're stocked.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Up, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Toilet paper prices to go up. I did.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Remember the good old days, pre-9-11, when you used to
be able to accompany someone to their gate at the airport? Well,
13 airports across the country are allowing it again, including
John Glenn Columbus International.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
What airport is that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Can I just call it Port Columbus? It's so much easier.
I love you, John Glenn. All respect. But the airport
in Columbus, the international one. John Glenn, Columbus International.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
If you have certain clearance, that is. The new program
is called Gateside by TSA PreCheck. It allows eligible TSA
PreCheck members to enter the secure area of these participating
airports to meet or see off friends and family at
their gate. To use Gateside, you need to have TSA
PreCheck benefits. and a known traveler number, or KTN. You
can apply online for a Gateside Pass one to three

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days before you plan to go to the airport.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
It is free, and it's only applicable to that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Flight that you apply for. So if you want to
go to one then next week, you've got to do
it again. Well, a customer jumped into action to confront
an armed woman inside an In-N-Out restaurant in Lake Elsinore, California.
And the tense moments were caught on video. It sort
of made the rounds here. But witnesses say the 20-year-old
man dove through the drive-thru window to stop this woman

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who was a customer and was threatening employees with a
bat or a stick of some sort. So he dives through.
He grabs a spatula to protect himself. And they really
haven't released more details other than what you can see
in the video. And police did eventually come and arrest
the woman. So he did help out, was able to

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sort of make sure the employees stayed safe.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
And she went on to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
If you've never been papped with a plastic handle of a,
the plastic end of a spatula.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
It does not feel good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Whatever that rubber material is. That'll leave a mark.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
That little goose felt that a couple times on the backside.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Yeah, that'll leave a mark.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Well, we've had quite the good amount of recalls on
food over the past few months. A lot. I think
we're up to like a dozen different foods that have
been recalled due to something going wrong. And a lot
of it is because the food isn't being as inspected
as much. The FDA and those Those food inspectors were

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already stretched thin, but then due to government cutbacks and
things like that, they have even less inspectors now. And so, yeah,
we've seen the repercussions of that. And that is having
food not being checked and having food recalled for, you know,
whether it be sybilidipilophorus, E. coli, any reason. Wood shavings,

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I believe, was in one of the goods that got
called back. Listeria. Or Ebola. Or Ebola, yeah. Well, now
there's another one as 96%. 96% of a recent load
of tuna was infested with parasites and gut-busting worms. Now,

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here's the problem. Sure, it happens in the wild. It
happens all the time. The problem is when those fish
then get processed... and turned into canned goods or whatever
they're going to do with that, it gets caught in
the process of being inspected. Well, if you don't have
inspectors and things are slipping through, there's a chance that

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these parasites are going to make their way to the
shelves or to the restaurants. So there is a very,
very big concern that tuna will be next on the
list for recalls. You've got 96% of this tuna that
has been caught in this recent load of tuna That
had parasites. That's a lot. Yeah. So if you're a

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tuna fan, which I am, you know, I'm nothing yet,
but I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
It's not even a certain brand, right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
No. It's just a tuna that's caught in the wild
that then gets processed. So it could end up anywhere. But, yeah,
they're saying if 96% of this current load, then obviously
you know it's out there more. So it's something they're
going to have to keep a very close eye on. So, yeah, again,
no recalls yet. Nothing to be concerned about. Eat your tuna.
I'm just saying all the experts are saying tuna is

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probably going to be next. So just know that there's
a good chance that's on the horizon. Now, let's see
if we can learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah,
let's learn you some stuff on a Tuesday morning. Make
you a little bit smarter than you were when you
woke up today. A couple things about Labor Day. I
hope you had a great Labor Day weekend. Labor Day
is the unofficial end of hot dog season. The National

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Hot Dog and Sausage Council, which, by the way, I
had no idea there was a National Hot Dog and
Sausage Council. They say between Memorial Day and Labor Day,
Americans eat 7 billion hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Oh, my.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
I had so many hot dogs. Wait a minute. Seven billion?
I didn't have one hot dog this summer, now that
I think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I definitely had a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Seven billion?

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
I got to do the math. That's crazy, man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Well, I mean, if you look at three times, it
would take three times the U.S. population to eat a
billion hot dogs. So, it's a lot. Yes, you can
wear white after Labor Day. The saying dates back to
the Gilded Age in the late 19th century when it
was a fashion faux pas to wear any white clothing
after summer ended on Labor Day because white indicated you

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were still in vacation mode and weren't getting your hands dirty.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
I don't care what those people think about anything. I'll
wear what I want when I want to wear it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Yeah, that's pretty much that. How lonely is it living
in Greenland? One in five people in Greenland attempts suicide
at some point in their lifetime. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
One in how many?

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Five. 20% of the population at some point tries to
commit suicide. Or does.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Well, you live on an ice-covered island.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
I can kind of, you know. What if you lived
in Antarctica?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Yeah, that'd be pretty lonely.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
That'd be losing my friggin' mind.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Did you know Pepsi was originally called Brad's Drink? It
was renamed Pepsi-Cola five years after its discovery. But for
the first five years, it was Brad's drink.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Who the hell is Brad?

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
You know, good question. I don't know, but here's his drink.
And finally, did you know the guy who's stuck in
jail on Monopoly on the board game? Yeah. He's got
a name. Really? Jake the Jailbird. I did not know that.
And the cop who throws him in jail and can
also be found on the chance and community chess cards,

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you know, the go directly to jail cards. Yeah. He's
got a name too. Officer Edgar Mallory.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Mallory.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Mallory. Edgar Mallory. Officer Edgar Mallory.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
These are things I definitely did not know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
There's good old Jake the Jailbird.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
So, 20 hot dogs per human in America.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Okay. And then you're probably counting the fact that anyone
three or under probably isn't having maybe a cut-up hot dog.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
I mean, there's some people out there must be eating
100 hot dogs a year.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Down in hot dogs. Down and dog. That's crazy. You
know what? I definitely had a bite of a hot
dog at the golf course at some point this summer,
because Nora usually gets a glizzy on the turn.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Every time the Clippers open a series at home at
Huntington Park that Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Night, that's Diamond Dog Night. Yeah. They put them away. Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
So I'm sure that, and they'd probably do that all
over the country. So that's going to definitely eat up
a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Yeah, ballparks alone are serving up a ton of hot dogs.
I mean, you've got the people out there doing the
9-9-9 challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Putting down nine hot dogs right there in one game.
So there you go. Learning some stuff on a Tuesday
morning 997 with Blitz.