Hot Takes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-31-26

Wagers are now being placed on Goose's wedding
Goose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draft
Kids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries?
Tell us when you got into a big fight with your significant other before a huge event
Goose asked his fiance for one last day at home by himself before their wedding

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, everyone, have a great week.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Have a great week and stay cool. It's going to
be a warm one back into the 90s to kick
everything off this week. Wednesday might even creep up to 100.
We'll see if we can get there or not.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
No, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's a hot week. High of 97 right now. We'll
see if it gets any warmer. But, yeah, 91 today,
94 tomorrow. Yeah, it's going to be a warm one.
Welcome to your Monday. How was your weekend, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It was just fine.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Had a good weekend. Yeah, I went to a little neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Live music.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
It was really fun.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Did you get in the bounce house?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I did not.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
No, but it was one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Unexpected, like, great. It was just the perfect weather, and
it was just a great evening.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
If there's a bounce house close, there's a good chance
I'm getting inside. Yeah. Yeah. Most likely.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Most likely getting in there.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah. I mean, if it's one of the tiny little
pink little castles, probably not. But if it's a decent-sized one, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And if it's a blow-up bounce house slide, I'm definitely going. Yeah. Yeah. 100%.
How's your weekend, Vic? Good.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
They didn't go to that extreme, but we did get
a Grater's ice cream truck in the neighborhood to stop for.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
A couple hours.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, did you get some?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
What kind?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I got a hot foot sundae.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Ooh, that sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
They just pulled up and stopped?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, well, it was set up for them to do it.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
I mean, it was a planned thing that the Civic
Association put together, but.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
No bounce houses or food trucks.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
It's like, hey, we're going to have the Grater's truck
here for a couple hours, but um outside of that
it's kind of a blur i'm so busy i just
kind of flew by the weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah you know watching football i did i did i.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Watched a couple college i watched usc i watched that
that wet mess in ireland between north carolina state and
virginia oh was it raining oh.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's because i watched some of it it wasn't at
that time it wasn't raining oh my god before halftime
or whatever when there was.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
15 to 10 yeah score but I'm done with preseason.
I can't watch any more preseason NFL. I'm so ready
for the season to start.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's here.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Football season has arrived.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
It is.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Absolutely. Actually, we're going to talk a little bit about that.
And coming up here in just a couple minutes, I
want to talk about how you spent your day yesterday.
And I don't think it's right. I don't think it's right.
I would be really pissed. I would be really pissed
if I found out about this.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
What's going on? If you were one of the other teams.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah. I would not be happy.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Well, I mean, everybody's got sources.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
You know, some people pay for sources.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Some people have friends.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
We'll get into it in about 10 minutes or so. Yeah.
I want to share this with you and see how
you would feel.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Wait. A lot to talk about this morning. It is
wedding week. So we're going to talk about that. Wedding week. Oh,
my gosh. We're going to have our first wedding wager today.
this morning because this came up and every day we're
going to have a different wedding wager.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
How long, like how long it's going to last?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Uh, that could be one question. Yes, absolutely. That could
be a wedding wager. Uh, and I also have to
get to the gummy thoughts and Friday night, Nora and
I went out, we had a concert to go see
one of her, uh, favorite bands was over in Dayton.
And I want to tell you about something that happened there.
And I want to know if anyone's been in this
situation before, because I've had this happen before. And it's

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really interesting to see it. It played out right in
front of us at the concert. So I want to
see if anyone else has been in this situation before
a concert or a big event. We'll get to that.
Coming up on 740 right now, let's go with Blitz
Morning Trivia Thick.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
All right, $ 25 up for grabs to waterbeds and stuff
if you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
A week ago, a beer truck, well, a truck hauling
beer was stolen in California.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
50,000 cans of beer stolen.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's a lot of beer.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's a lot of beer. I want to know what
kind of beer was it.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
First one to text in what kind of beer it was, 800-821-9970,
you win the gift card.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Let's get an answer for Blitz Morning Trivia Thick.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
All right.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
The question was, in California last week, a beer truck,
a truck hauling 50,000 cans of beer, was stolen out
in California. And the question was, what kind of beer
was it?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
We're going to check this out right now.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
A story from Southern California. A truck carrying an estimated 40,000
pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
And the stolen truck was loaded with the equivalent of
more than 50,000 cans of PBR. The beer company publicly
addressed the theft on social media, expressing frustration and urging
the people responsible to just return.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
The vehicle and its cargo.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Sad news for them, Mark.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Sad news for them.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
The fear is gone.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
They said no questions asked. Somebody just returns the truck.
The thing is, there's actually now trucks. Shortly after that,
another truck was stolen that had Anheuser-Busch and PBR products
worth another $ 25, 000.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
So $ 70, 000 worth.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
And on their social media, it said, we don't fault
you for wanting to brag to your friends how much
PBR you have.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
We just wish you obtained it the honorable way.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, but PBR?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Of all the beer trucks.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
And the dude, the first one, was just a bogus
driver made the pickup.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Like, he didn't have to, like, steal the truck. Oh,
he just went and pretended to be the driver.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
They just let him take it because they thought he
was supposed to be there.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Hey, rule number one, act like you're supposed to be there.
That's it. Just carry a clipboard. You're good.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
You'll get in anywhere.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Mark Morris from Canal Winchester, first one to text in
the correct answer, scores the 25 bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Congratulations. Well, you know, football week is here, and I
know a lot of people this past weekend did their
fantasy football drafts. I don't play fantasy football. I did
for a few years. Oh, you did? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's why I don't play anymore, because I'm so bad
at it that it's a waste of time and money.
Because I don't have time to sit there and break
down and analyze. I remember a couple years I lived
in Denver, I actually had Peyton Manning as my quarterback
while he was winning the Super Bowls for the Broncos.
I left him in during bye weeks. I think at
one point he got injured, like he sprained his ankle

(06:40):
or something small, but he was out for a few weeks.
I had left him in for like the three weeks.
He was like, I don't.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
You know, it only takes 10 minutes to go on
and adjust your lineup.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't got time for that. I don't have time
for that. Not doing it. No interest to me whatsoever.
And then you've got people like Thick, who for the
past month has been looking at websites and stats and
watching the games to see who's doing what. You're in
five leagues.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, four.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Four, yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Plus DraftKings.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
And you don't play, Kelly, do you?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
That's my part-time job, man.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's true. And you have made good chunks of money
doing it, which is amazing.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I feel like, too, you're always in competition with Heather.
You've got to make sure she's really good.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Two head-to-head leagues I'm in. One I run, and the
other one's the Blitz League, and she won them both
last year.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Now, here's the thing, Kelly. I want to give you
a scenario.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay, give me a scenario.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Let's just say you are in a fantasy football league. Okay.
In which you pay, well, what's an entry fee for
a fantasy football league? 100 bucks. 100 bucks. And you're
trying to win how much? Is it every week or
at the end somebody wins? At the end you win.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
It's like first and second prizes.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
What's first prize?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Like $ 700 and $ 300 mostly.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
$ 700 is on the line, right?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
So the season starts and you've spent a little bit
of time putting together your roster. You have an idea
of who you want to draft because you're not crazy
into it as much as some other people like Thick.
But you're enough where you're like, I'm going to play.
It'll be fun. I could win $ 700, right? And you've
got eight people in your league, let's say, Kelly. Okay. Okay.
And then come to find out, one of these people

(08:13):
during draft day had someone on the line, an expert
on the line.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
And you're discussing, you find out this person during the
draft is discussing their picks with an expert every single round.
What should I do here? What should I do here?
Would you be mad at that person for getting a ringer, basically? Consultant.
When you're supposed to be doing your own thing, your

(08:42):
own research, making your own decisions. But no, you've got
an expert making your picks for you. Would that upset you?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Well, I mean, if it's kind of understood generally that
we're doing our own thing and we're not calling in pros,
then yes, I would be upset. But if that's like
available to everybody, then I would say, well, I guess
I'm just.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
You just didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'm too dumb to call in a professional.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I shouldn't have.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't know the rules when you do this kind
of stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
What was everybody else doing then? Maybe other people were
doing it. Who knows?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Could be. I know one person who wasn't. His significant
other wasn't because she was trying to look over his shoulder.
A couple weeks ago, we had our little... You know,
guys night out, little bachelor party, so to speak. Yeah,
all right. My best friend Scott was in town, and
Scott Thick and I went to dinner. And half the
steak dinner was those two talking about fantasy football, because
Scott's in fantasy football. And Scott's like, oh, Earth Thick

(09:35):
is like, you can do this and this. And then
they trade numbers. Four hours yesterday or whatever it was,
Scott is doing his draft and he's got, first of all,
they spent like one hour in the morning talking about
the draft. And then when the draft comes, Scott's got
Thicke on the line. We're texting. Every pick about who
should I take here and who should I take here.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
And Thicke's not in the league.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
He is Scott's consultant for picks.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Are you getting a cut of the winnings if you win?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh, there was nothing agreed to. I didn't expect it.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I would be pissed.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Now, he didn't take my advice on every pick.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
He just, what do you think about this? And I'd
tell him. But he didn't always do what I thought
he should do.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'd still be mad.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Was it a covert thing? Were you doing it sort
of on the sly so that nobody else would know?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I don't know. I wasn't there.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I'm just texting.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Scott's girlfriend was there during the draft, and she kept
trying to look over his shoulder and see his notes.
And he's like, no, he's hiding his pad.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
He's like, no, this is because she won it last year.
She won their league last year.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, but I would just, I would be pissed. You
can't have a ringer on the line.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, it does feel like you're bending... He was bending
the rules at best.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
What rule?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
What rule was being bent?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I guess it's just like.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
The honor system is what was being bent. Yes, an
honor system. The unwritten rule. If we're going to do this,
you make your own picks. This is our league.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Now, if I was in a league, I would definitely
be having Thick on the line. A hundred percent, because
I'm a cheater. So that gives you any context for.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, I would not be. Yeah, I would be mad.
The money on the line.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
And you're bringing in a ringer.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
I'm doing what Scott did.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Jeb texted in and says, way to bust your friends
out on the air.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
And Colton said, fantasy football is D & D for jocks.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Well, I was never a jock.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Wannabe jocks. People who weren't jocks. That's what it is.
You ought to live vicariously through the other players. Well,
all right. Well, good luck, Scott. Do you do your
drafts thick?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Have you done your drafts? Are they coming up?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I've got two on Labor Day.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Two coming up.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Would you be mad if someone in your group, unbeknownst
to you, was using?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
No? Nope.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Not at all.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well, yeah, because he's like, whoever they're bringing me in,
I'm beating anyways because I'm that good.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, you're that confident.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
And you know what? The funny thing is everybody in
my league is like me.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Right.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
My league is so competitive.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
And that's the thing. If everyone in the league, if
it's one of those super competitive leagues and you all
do your research and you spend hours studying and blah, blah, blah,
that's fine. But for a little amateur fun league, and
you're bringing in a ringer, no.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
It feels like you're crossing maybe a little bit of
a line.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I don't think that's right at all.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Our first story takes us overseas to Taiwan. You know,
we have talked a lot lately about everyone basically having
a camera in their pocket. There are security cameras everywhere.
We've talked a lot about the flock cameras. Just know
that basically everything you're doing is being recorded almost all
of the time. Oh, my gosh. Now, including in your

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own home, because a man has just won a $ 15, 000
settlement from his wife. Because in Taiwan, you can sue
your significant other if you're getting divorced for a good reason.
And this reason was she was cheating. He caught her cheating.
saw her walking around the house naked while another man

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just sat there on the couch. He had a feeling
something was wrong. So while at work, he remotely activated
the remote vacuum in their house, which has a camera
on it. And drove it around the house as if
it was just doing its job like a Roomba and
picking stuff up. But he was actually using the camera

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feature to spy on his wife.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Brilliant.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I didn't even know you could do that i guess
have remote access to the camera on your room but
yeah i.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Guess if you want to like start it up you
can then take it around the house and clean up
whatever you want and see what's going on so he
sued her and won fifteen thousand dollars for you know
cheating on him and that's the going rate huh i
guess i should say fifteen thousand u.s dollars because this
is taiwan obviously so i have no idea should i have.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
An affair i could cost me 15 grand.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Now here's what's interesting uh She found out about this
whole thing, obviously, during the case. And what's your proof? Well,
here's my proof. I have video footage from the Roomba
because I had a feeling something was going on. Well,
the wife then countersued because she was filmed without her permission.
And she won that case. Dead bitch. So she won $ 5, 000

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back from him.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
And not only that. He could be sentenced or was sentenced,
I'm sorry, was sentenced to five months in jail. Oh,
come on.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Really?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
For illegally recording someone.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Doing something wrong.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Oh, I tell you what. Because it's in private.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, but is it private when she's doing it in
their shared home?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
And she owns the home, or he's part owner of
the home. I don't know. Obviously, that's what the law
says over there.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Oh, yeah, that's right. That's different.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's Taiwan, yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Well, and I don't know how that would go here.
So there's no expectation of privacy in public.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Right.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
If you're in public, you can record anything your eyes
can see. But your home's private property, so I don't... But.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
You own the home.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
You own the home.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
With your wife. I know.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
But I don't know if you're allowed.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Are you allowed to record your own.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
You should have full access to recording anything you want
inside your home.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
If he operated the Roomba for... If he happened to
be like, oh, I've got a 15-minute smoke break here.
Let me clean up my floors and use the Roomba. Oh,
my God. My wife is cheating on me. Look what
I saw. Or did he start the Roomba with the
full intention of just recording her? Which... I don't know.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah. Okay. With the intent of recording her without her knowledge.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
That's a thing.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Versus accidentally recording her.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
You can record in your own home, but can you
record a person without their knowledge.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
In a private location? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Anyways, he still walks away $ 10, 000 richer. Although he is
going to be spending, looks like, five months behind bars.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
He's probably like, worth it. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Right. Story number two takes us over to Phoenix, Arizona.
Avenged Sevenfold and Good Charlotte are on tour right now.
And they were at Talking Stick Resort Amphitheater in Phoenix,
Arizona on August 27th. And apparently Grace Vicente had an
amazing time at the show. So much so, she wasn't

(16:36):
done partying yet. So she decided to jump into a
running ambulance outside of the venue. Obviously, they always have
medical staff on hand when they do these things. So
you're going to see, you know, a police car or
an ambulance parked in the vicinity. And this one happened
to be running, and she decided to jump on in.
Problem is, she obviously had a good time at the concert,

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was doing a little bit of drinking, lost control of
the ambulance about two miles down the road, slapped into
a wall and a pickup truck. And then she was
reportedly found passed out in traffic after she got out
of the ambulance. She's a correctional facility officer. You think
you would work inside law enforcement, you would know better.
Or maybe you thought I work inside law enforcement. We're

(17:20):
all comrades.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I can take this ambulance.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Basically, I'm allowed to drive this ambulance. She says that...
Paramedics had, I'm sorry, prosecutors said the paramedics had briefly
stepped away to retrieve a gurney that was used during
the concert for someone else. And they returned to the
vehicle and it was gone, obviously. And so, yeah, she's
going to be in a little bit of trouble. No

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word on whether or not she's going to get to
keep her job with the correctional facility or not. I
would have to assume not.

Speaker 9 (17:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
That sounds like a fireable offense.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
That does sound like a fireable offense, yeah. That's your
Not So Breaking News, 99.7 The Blitz. I saw this
list on Reddit. And I wanted to ask about it
because basically Reddit, someone posted on Reddit. I know, Kelly,
how much you love Reddit and the sub threads and
things over there.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Someone asked the question, what's your hot take? A hot
take that might even get you canceled. So I want
to read some of these that people posted and see
whether or not you agree, disagree. Is it a hot
take or is it kind of more just like. Yeah,
everyone thinks that.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Most of these are kind of opinionated, so some of
these are a hot take. I like this one. Elected
officials and judges should have to retire by 75. Hot
take or not?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I think that's a hot take.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's a hot take.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I mean, people, okay, I think it depends on how
old you are as to whether that's a hot take
or not.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Because I think younger people would think 75 is super old.
And for some 75-year-olds, it is super old. But then
others who are 75 and still have very highly functioning
cognitive skills and all that experience behind them should still
be able to be in their position.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I think it's a hot take.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I'm 100% on board with this.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
And I would imagine the majority of people are. Yeah.
I might imagine the majority of people agree with that.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's a hot take for me then.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Right.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
But I think Kelly's right though that People who are
up there at that age are.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Going to, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
You were looking at the wall behind me, and I
thought there was one of those weird crawly things.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's a bug. It caught my attention, and I was like. Anyways, sorry. Squirrel!
All right, number two. Not having kids isn't selfish. It's
actually selfish and very egotistical to have kids because people
want a little mini-me or a future caretaker. That's kind
of a hot take.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I guess, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I think it's personal preference.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
I hear people talking about that. Yeah, I'm never having kids.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Right.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well, if everybody agreed with that, we wouldn't have to
worry about the future anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Because there would be nobody left.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
There would be nobody left, right. I think that's personal preference.
I think that's a bit of a hot take. Do
what you want to do, man. It's your life. Live
your life, yep. here's one dogs and pets in general
are not people they are in fact unhygienic and do
not belong in restaurants or grocery stores at all.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Okay well.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I think again if you look at the circumstance if
it's a service dog and you really need it if
it's a guide dog or even more importantly one of
the dogs that can sense you passing out blood sugar
and things like.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
That that's important Yeah, but besides a service animal, I
don't believe that dogs should be everywhere.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Emotional support animals.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I agree with you. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I don't necessarily want to be grocery shopping with dogs
or even that. That's okay. But eating in different places,
I don't need people bringing their dogs everywhere. And I
am a dog lover. I have a dog.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
The emotional support animals are nuts. The service dogs are amazing, smart.
incredibly trained animals.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
We went way too far with emotional support animals. Yeah, absolutely.
My hot take would be the first part of this sentence.
Dogs and pets in general are not people because there
are a lot of... I get it. Remember my family
and blah, blah, blah. I get it, but they're not humans.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
No, they're not.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Your house is on fire. You're saving your kid before
you're saving your dog. Some people may disagree. And those
are the people I'm talking to.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Poor little SOB didn't make it out. I did get
the dog, though.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Spot's great. Hot take. I can't stand the people who
bike on busy streets. They think they own the road
and don't realize how dangerous it is.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
That is not a hot take. 100% of us feel
that way.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
If you're riding on the road, stay tuned. There are
people that creep a little too far closer to the road. Like,
get over. Get over. And if it's one of those
two-lane roads and you've got a whole line of traffic
behind you because they can't go around you because there's
traffic coming, move over.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
There's plenty of country roads out there. Yeah. Plenty of
bike paths out there.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
There's like a bike path as well.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Get on a bike path.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yep. Hot take. People who generally believe in astrology or
tarot card reading shouldn't be taken seriously.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Agreed.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I'm with you. Sorry, man.

Speaker 10 (22:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
No offense, but I agree, too.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
It's not going to, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Not at all. No.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
If somebody wants to tell me about the phases of
the moon and Mercury and retrograde, I don't get it,
and I don't care.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Oh, yeah. I mean, to think that, well, I can't
date that person. They were born under this sign.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah. Please.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Here's another one. Hot take. People should be allowed to
have non-lethal duels to settle personal disputes.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Non-lethal.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
That's a hot take, and it's a good one.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
So is that a fist fight?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Is that what they mean?

Speaker 4 (23:00):
A non-lethal duel?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Paintball fight?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Some type of something where nobody's going to get injured,
but there is going to be a battle royale.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Like an American... How about.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
An insult battle?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
A what?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
A battle of insults.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Just a roast, and whoever gets roasted.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Oh, you will all lose to Goose. We have no
chance against Goose.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I want to know what they mean by a
non-lethal duel.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Well, you don't get dead.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, you don't get dead. You don't get dead.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
I guess a fist fight would be a non-lethal duel
as long as you stop.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Before it gets too much.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
You knock someone backwards and they conk.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Their head and die. I know, man. It can happen.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Finally, hot take. I think that TikTok is a bad invention.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I don't think that's a hot take. I think everybody
agrees it's a bad invention. It's a time suck, though.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
It is a time suck, but I don't necessarily think
that means it makes it a bad invention. I thoroughly... Now,
here's the problem. It's going... It's taking the... Or I
should say it's following the social media arc of it
was amazing, it got really amazing, and now it's... It's

(24:16):
peaked and it's on its way down because now it's
getting all political, all angry, all sales. Every other video
is an ad or every other person is trying to
sell you something. Get back to the recipes, the funny
skits and the funny stories.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
As soon as something gets really popular, corporate America jumps
all over it.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
So it's kind of on the downturn there. If you've
got a hot take, I'd love for you to send
it to us, 800-821-9970. And now, the.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
A six-year-old girl was seriously hurt in a shooting near
Wineland Park. Columbus police called to the 1200 block of
North 6th Street shortly before 3.30 yesterday afternoon. The girl
was taken to Nationwide Children's in critical condition with a
gunshot wound. Multiple juveniles were at the property. Detectives trying
to determine exactly what happened. A deadly flash flood has

(25:06):
hit the Grand Canyon, one person dead, as many as
15 others unaccounted for. After floodwaters destroyed footbridges and forced
the evacuation of hikers and campers, a man's body was
recovered near Crystal Rapids along the Colorado River in what
officials describe as a flood-related death. Officials report the flooding
damaged a key water pipeline, serving tourists leaving the park

(25:29):
with limited water resources ahead of the Labor Day weekend.
Bad Wolves guitarist A.J. Reballo announced that he is leaving
the band in a statement he wrote that they'd recorded
a metal cover of Dolly Parton's Jolene months ago, that
Dolly was supposed to add her vocals to it. I mean,
that didn't happen. Obviously, she passed away before she had

(25:51):
a chance to record. But Bad Wolves label Better Noise
decided to release the song today anyway.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
All right.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
So got a new singer, too.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
They did. They got a new singer, a female this summer.
Robolo says it feels like the label is capitalizing on
Dolly's death. He's really opposed. And he said he wasn't
the only one in the band opposed to releasing this,
especially right now, right after Dolly died. So he's opposed
to it. And now, by the way, the proceeds for
this song going to Dolly's imagination library. So that's nice.

(26:45):
And Robolo says, well, that's great. But the label's been
making very unpopular decisions for the band. And he doesn't
want to be a part of it anymore. So he's done.
He said, I'm out. The dolly covers the straw that
broke the camel's back. He's been Bad Wolves guitarist for
three years and just said he'd had it.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'm glad they came out and said that they're donating
the proceeds. Yes. If they hadn't, it would have been
an awful, awful choice and very much a money-making marketing
scheme to ride on the height of her death.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
You're capitalizing on the dolly.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Right.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
But the fact that they're donating the money... means that
if they release it now, because everything Dolly is so
hot right now, they're going to raise more money. Yeah. Agreed.
So I can see why they would make that choice. Now,
the other decisions that were made previously, I can see
why he would be mad.

Speaker 11 (27:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah. So I can see it as being both. They're donating,
and that's a good thing, and you're sort of backed
into a corner if you want to do this.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I think it's a killer rendition of Jolene.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
It is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
It's really good.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
This girl's name is Sarah Skinner.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
It sounds great.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well, I'm glad they did it with a female singer.
I think it would have sounded weird with a male singer.

Speaker 11 (28:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Well, you said Dolly was supposed to add her lyrics.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
She was supposed to.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
And they just never got around to it before she passed.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Damn. All right.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh, big week this week. Let me tell you. I
got out of the shower this morning and went in
and got dressed and came out of the closet and
Nora had already woken up, and she already had her
cup of coffee sitting there to start her day. And
I come out, and I'm like, Bunny! Do you know

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what week it is?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
It's game day week!

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Put on my Michigan shirt, ready for the start of
college football. I'm going to wear a different Michigan shirt
every single day this week. All kinds of excited for
the kickoff of the season on Saturday. And I looked
her dead in the face, and I go... Something else
is happening this week, but it's game week! Yes. So
excited for college football to start. But the day before

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college football starts, well, for Michigan football anyways, for Ohio
State football, I got a wedding to partake in on Friday.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yes, you do.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I guess there's that. Very excited. But we decided that
on Friday morning, when we get up and have coffee,
the very first thing we're going to do is we
are going to share... Our vows with each other, just
the two of us with coffee in bed.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
So one, we can hear them, you know, just us.
Because Nora said, I'm not going to hear a word
you say up there. She said, I'm going to hear
nothing but Charlie Brown's teacher. And I'm going to be
obviously bawling my eyes out.

Speaker 11 (29:40):
Out.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
So I'm going to hear nothing. So I'd rather sit
with you and hear it on Friday morning. And I said,
that's good. We both get a chance to kind of
read through out loud. Because I've read it a few times,
but I keep reading it to myself, obviously. Made adjustments.
Sort of read it out loud and get all the
words out there.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Get the first round of emotions out.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
You're going to see each other before the wedding on
the wedding night.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
You don't strike me as a suspicious type.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I know.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, but I won't see her in her dress.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Right.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
So she actually, I learned that I, what I thought,
because we get the venue at 4, arrival for everyone
is at 6, and the ceremony is at 6.30. And
I had planned to go, because we have to set
everything up. It's just like a regular old kind of
former restaurant venue place. So all the decorations we, and
not that we have a ton, but we had, so
I thought I was going to go in. She goes, no,
I've got people delegated to do all the jobs. Because

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you can't show up until like 5.45 because her dressing
room is just a small little room. And once I
get there, she's locked in the room. So she goes,
I don't even want you there until 5.45. Right, right.
Even better. Okay. I don't have to do anything. I'm
golfing that morning and I don't have to show up
until 5.45?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Done.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
No problem. But in talking with her and some friends,
we decided to do some wedding wagers this And the
first wedding wager is, how soon into my vows will
I be crying? Because I'm a crier. That's all there

(31:08):
is to it. Too happy, too sad. There's tears flowing. So,
question was, how soon in my vows am I going
to be crying?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I think you'd be crying before your vows. I mean,
I think you are crying going into the vows.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I'm giving you zero seconds.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Zero seconds.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Will the crying start with laughing that will turn into crying?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay. Will it? I wonder.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I think that's what will happen.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
The wedding wager.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
How far in is the question? How long do you
think they'll take for you to read?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I timed them out. They're like, it's like three and
a half minutes.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
You're going to start crying the minute you see Nora.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, that's probably, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
You're going to start crying then, and it's not going
to stop.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Probably. So the most popular answer was that, you know,
I start my vows by saying, money, because that's what
I call her.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Gone.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
And then the lips start quivering.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, the popular vote.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Was, that was the most popular vote was the is
going to be just the start of the tears before
I can get to it so let me refrain I
timed it out the vows are about three and a
half minutes but in all honesty it's probably going to
be closer to five because I'm going to be stumbling

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through a good chunk of them so.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Troy said you're going to be smelling weird from wearing
all that stinky stuff on your clothes all.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Week so it is sure uh Yeah, I know it's
going to happen. And I think the harder I fight it,
the more it's going to happen. So it's like, do
you just kind of let it go and get it
out and make it through?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
It's tough.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
It's the most intense, wonderful thing that you're doing. And
you're expressing your love for the person who's the most
important thing in your world. Who can't cry? Who doesn't cry?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
And here's the thing. The vows are really good. That's
the other thing. So it's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Oh, emotion with a twist of overconfidence.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Which one of you will cry first?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
She will. Yeah. Yeah. I won't be far behind, but
she'll cry for sure. Yeah. So, yeah, four days, four
sleeps left.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
No, I cannot.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Are you going up on Thursday or are you going
up Friday?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, we're going up Thursday.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
We're going up Thursday.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
We're going up Thursday and get there because she has
got like some appointments. We'll get set up and then. Yeah,
so we're there Friday. Because we have an early tee
time on Friday. I mean, the eight of us are
teeing off at 8 a.m., so we've got to get
there early.

Speaker 10 (33:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I know. It's here. It's hard to believe it is here.
So we'll have another wedding wager tomorrow. It's a Monday. Busy,
busy week ahead. I mean, there's like this wedding thing
going on Friday. She's got to go into all the
final checklists, meeting with her friend who is the officiant

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and going over what she's going to say. Got a
final call with the taco truck for dinner and shifting
the times a little bit and working everything out. So
I wanted to make sure I was well rested. I
took some extra gummies last night. Unfortunately, they kicked in
before I fell asleep. So I wanted to share some
of my gummy thoughts with you that I had as
I was laying there in bed. Like I thought about this.

(34:23):
If you look at a world map... Why do almost
all continents have a peninsula pointing downward? The whole world
comes down, down, down. It's like a point. Almost no
country or continent has a top point. They all point down.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
How about that?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I mean, what is down? But in terms of the globe,
they all kind of come to a point. Go look
at a map.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah, I'm so dumb about... geography. I don't even know
what you're talking about. And I'm stone cold sober.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I'll show you a map.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Florida, you mean?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Well, all here. Come here real quick.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Come take a look.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
See? Here's South America. Down. Here's Mexico. Down. Here's Florida. Down.
Here's Africa down. Here's Australia down.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Australia's kind of trying.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Australia's trying.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, they're trying. They're not getting anywhere.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Australia had a stroke. Like, it's kind of just kind
of like slouched off to the side.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, interesting.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Thought about this before falling asleep last night. Scooby-Doo. Remember
watching Scooby-Doo and the gang growing up?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Scooby-Doo is nothing but a TV show. about how white
people just insert themselves into everything. No one asks these
people to solve a mystery. They just show up and
they're like, oh, wait, you got a goblin running around?
We'll figure it out. No, it's not your business. Stay
out of our business.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
I mean, because if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Right! They're always meddling. Yeah. Mind your own business.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I thought about this before falling asleep last night.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Um.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
A nut for a jar of tuna is the same
spelled forwards and backwards.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
A nut for a jar of tuna. Oh, how about that?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
If you learn how to read backwards and you come
across the sentence, a nut for a jar of tuna
is the same forward and backwards.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I thought about this before falling asleep last night. Adam Driver.
You know Adam Driver.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Actor. I like him. He's going to be the new
villain in the new X-Men movie that comes out in
a couple years. Adam Driver looks like someone tried to
draw Keanu Reeves from memory. Yes.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
You're so right.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
There's a real hint of Keanu Reeves in there, but
not quite.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
It's not quite there.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's not quite there.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
And finally... I thought about this last night. This one,
this one I was stuck on for a while and
it really kind of angered me. Speaking of like Marvel
movies and stuff, you know, that whole first few years
of Marvel all came to one thing and it was
all about Thanos. And he wanted to collect the stones
because his objective with the stones was to snap away

(37:25):
half of all living things in the universe because he
thought that like the resources we had overplayed, we've gone
too far. We've overpopulated. We don't have enough. So he
was trying to do what he thought was right, and
he was going to snap away half of everything in
the universe. Here's the problem. He did, but that wouldn't
solve the problem because he also snapped away half the animals.

(37:46):
We don't have any food. You have the same amount
of people as we did before with the food, and
he snapped away half the animals.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Half the resources.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
You didn't do anything, man.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
You just, yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
That's a failed plan. Snap away half the people, but
don't snap away half the animals and the resources.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
That's so right. What a dummy.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
You're an idiot. That's fantastic. Your whole plan just went
up in smoke, man. Do better if you're going to
try and eliminate half of all living things and try
and save us, because that ain't it. There you go.
That's my gummy thoughts from last night. Friday night, Nora
and I had a little date night. We drove out
to the Rose Music Center there, just north of Dayton,

(38:31):
as Brothers Osborne was performing. Nora's a fan. We're fans
of a handful of country artists. This happens to be
one of them, and why not? Let's go. Oh, yeah.
Rose Music Center, great venue. I'd never been there before.
Great little place, and had a blast. I put that
in the top ten concerts of all time I've ever seen. Wow.
They absolutely killed it, yeah. They did a cover of...

(38:54):
They did Tom Petty's I Won't Back Down. They did, oh,
what was the other song I was so hyped about? Oh,
they did a Dierks Bentley cover, Burning Man, which I love.
Their music is great. It was just a good time.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
They did a song with Dierks Bentley.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Did they?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
To get, like, collabs.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
All right.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Well, during the show, we're sitting in our seats, and
it wasn't sold out or anything, so it was kind of,
especially towards the back where we were, it was very sporadic.
And two rows in front of us was a couple.
And they're sitting. And the woman is sitting there crying.
not moving and the guy is sitting there on his

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phone through at least half the concert we see him
scrolling okay and at some point she kind of nudges
him and you can see her with he puts his
phone in his pocket And it's not obvious, but it's
somewhat obvious. They had like a big fight before the show.
Something went wrong before they got to the concert.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
They were already at each other.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
They were already at each other's throats. They were not
happy with each other. Or like he didn't want to
be there.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
And she's mad he wasn't happy. They were not a
happy couple at that moment. So I want to know,
have you ever gotten into a fight, a big fight,
before a big event? Because I remember... But, I don't know,
10 years ago, my ex and I, my girlfriend at
the time, we were in a blowout fight, yelling and
screaming the whole day. And she had come home from work,

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and the fight had carried over, and we're yelling at
each other. But I get a text message. from a
friend of mine who had, I had asked him a
while ago for a pair of tickets to see a
tribe called Quest, my favorite hip-hop band of all time,
and they were performing at Red Rocks in Denver. This
is where I lived in Colorado Springs. Red Rocks, amazing venue,
tribe called Quest, my favorite band. I will tell anyone
and everyone, if you have a favorite artist, if they

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ever go to Red Rocks, plan a trip around it.
Plan a trip to see your favorite artist at Red Rocks.
Most amazing venue ever.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
That's all I ever hear.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
So I looked at her, mid-fight screaming and yelling I
said alright wait time out real quick I just got
this text message I was like we have to have
to put this fight on pause for a night look
I'm sorry but we gotta I can't miss this concert
and we went and we had a good time and

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then we kinda did the whole makeup thing the next
day But I made sure to put a pause on
the whole thing because I was not going to this game. One,
I wasn't missing the concert. Two, I wasn't going to
go to the concert angry. So we put the whole
thing on a pause. But have you ever had a
big blowout fight right before some sort of big event
or something? Can you think of a time, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Charlie and I don't have blowout fights. It's just not
how we handle anything. Although if we do have a disagreement,
it will ruin my whole day until we get it resolved.
I hate being out of sync with him. And it
doesn't happen very often. I will say the closest thing
that I've come to that is long, long, long, long ago,

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I remember dating a guy who was a lot older
than I was, and he wasn't into doing anything. I
wanted to go to OzFest, and he was like, Not
into it or whatever. And I just had it. And
I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
See ya. I'm going.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I went by myself.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Is that why you were alone?

Speaker 8 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Had a great time. Pretty much. But I was kind
of seething. And I thought, I don't think this is
a good match.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yes. 800-821-9970. Have you ever been in a big blowout
fight right before a big event? Think you got one?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Again, no. You talk about big blowout. I mean, I
know there.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Was an issue because my wife sprained her ankle right
before we were leaving for Tyler's college graduation.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Oh, no.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
And so obviously she's really upset. She's very, you know,
like anything's going to set her off at that moment
now because now she's dealing with this while we're getting
ready to go walk from the parking lot into the
Schottenstein Center. And she's dealing with this effing sprained ankle.
So I'm like, and I'm trying to help, and there's
nothing I can do or say that's going to fix anything.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Which is frustrating to you.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Now we're back and forth, and we got there. It
was fine. It was great. We had a great day.
But yeah, I remember that one.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Let's see. Doug's a buddy of mine, and his girlfriend
were on their way to family vacation at Hocking Hills.
They started fighting and arguing on the way down. It
got so bad that they actually went back and canceled
their vacation.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Not even close. doing this not happening uh ashley says
my husband and i had a big blowout fight before
my work holiday christmas party so i just got drunk
during the party ignored him the whole time and had
a great time myself sometimes you just got to put
it aside yeah man and you're like fine i'm not
doing this if you want to be in a bad
mood or whatever that's on you yeah you're not bringing me.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Down But still, you can say those words, but to me,
the feeling doesn't translate to the soul.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I agree with you. There's still something down there. There's
still something down there. 800-821-9970. Let's see. Joe says, me
and my husband got into a fight over parenting our
boys right before I had to coach a football game.
She said I was acting like her dad. She said
I was acting, she was acting like her mother in
grow-up hair.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, before, oh, and then so you're telling the players,
go out and just murder everyone. You're just bringing all.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
That anger right to the football game. 1564 says, had
a big fight with the girl right before entering into
Sonic Temple last year. We did not speak to each
other for the full four days before we.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Made up Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh, no. That is a long, long time. Blitz, hi,
who's this? X.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Say again?

Speaker 11 (44:55):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, there you are.

Speaker 11 (44:56):
It's Josh.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Hey, Josh.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
All right, Josh, did you have a big blowout fight
right before a big event?

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 11 (45:03):
So a couple years ago, my wife and I had
a vacation planned for our wedding anniversary. So about a
week before, I started not feeling too great. And, you know,
it was still kind of around the time where COVID
was a thing. So she brought home a COVID test.
And I lit that test up.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (45:27):
And then she ended up catching COVID a few days later.
And we ended up having to cancel our vacation.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Not thrilled with you about that one.

Speaker 11 (45:35):
She was not happy.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a bummer when you got to cancel
your vacation over something like that. I appreciate the call, man.
Thank you so much. Carl says, incarceration this year. Same
exact thing. Pause the BS, and after the show, it
came back into play. So I flat out said, I'm
not going to let the door hit you on the
ass on the way out.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Man, that's a big fight. If it ends, you know
that's a big fight.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
9531 says, Christmas morning.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Wife didn't want to go to my family's dinner, and
the food still needed cooked.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
I angrily made the food and left.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Oh, boy.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh, you left without them. Christmas. That's a big one. Damn.
A big fight with the wife right before Guns N'
Roses came out on stage. This girl showed off her
boobies and I laughed. Wife got angry and threw the
wedding ring at me and walked out of the venue.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Because you laughed?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
You laughed at some boobies? Are you serious? I didn't
leave until the last Guns N' Roses song played. She
was sitting outside by the car.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Oh, she shouldn't hang out with us because we do
a boob count at Sonic Temple.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Do a boob count.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Gotta do a boob count.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
But it's like he laughed.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I don't understand. You just laughed.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
It's not like you're like, oh, baby.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Well, maybe it was he laughed in delight.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
It's not like he, mama. He didn't do that. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
It is going to be a warm, warm week that
you're going to have to prepare for. As by midweek,
it looks like we could hit 100. That's going to
be in September. We shouldn't be hitting 100 in September.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
I've been at a Buckeye game in September where it
was 100 degrees.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
But it's like we got September weather in August, and
now we're going to be getting August weather in September.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah, because we got all the rain and everything. Real
nice temperatures. At least for a week. What is Saturday
looking like for football right now? Just out of curiosity.
Looks like, yeah, partly cloudy to start the day. Low
chance of precip. And should be about 80 at game time.

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This Saturday? Yeah. Here? Yes.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Unless I'm looking at the wrong place. No.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
No, that's great.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Yeah. No, that's it. Are you geared up and ready?

Speaker 10 (48:00):
Sick?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Yeah, I mean, it's going to be, you know, we're
going to blow them out bad.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
No, of course. I just mean for this season as
a whole.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Dude, you know I am. I'm like tunnel vision.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
We get to bring back another amazing tradition here on
the Blitz. Now, granted, this first week it will be
a day early, but Jeff Logan is going to be
joining us on Thursday. Yes. So we can talk all things.
Is Charlie ready to go?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Cannot wait. He watched football over the weekend. Yeah, cannot
wait for it. This is peak Charlie time of the
year is Hawkeye football.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
For guys like us, for people like us, it is
December 20th right now. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Oh, it's like Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, and we're just waiting and waiting and waiting.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
And Charlie's got to be excited about the Bengals this year.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I didn't ask him about the Bengals. He was wearing
a Bengals shirt the other day. Maybe that was a
tip off.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
That's tip off. Yeah, that's definitely a tip off. I'm
definitely over preseason. I mean, I'm done catching a couple
of clips here and there. And I'm just like, what
are we doing? In fact, we were running errands and
we stopped for a lunch on Saturday early afternoon. And
that's when the Lions were playing the Colts. And I'm
looking at some of these players and I'm like, I

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have no idea who you are. Oh, yeah. i mean
you're bringing in you're bringing in fans at this point.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Honestly 98 of the players you see in the second
half of those games this past week will not be
on an nfl roster right exactly because they all you
know they've got 80 guys on the team you got
to cut down to 53 they had to cut down yesterday.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
To 50 be lucky to make a practice squad at
this point but.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Uh And some of the opening week games, man. I mean,
we get a Super Bowl rematch to kick off the season.
The Patriots and the Seahawks.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
And then Thursday night in Australia, you've got the 49ers
and the Rams.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
You guys are playing the Saints first game.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I think it's going to be an interesting NFC North game.
I really do, as a Lions fan. So I'm anxious
to see.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
I think it's between you and the Bears.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I agree. I think both Green Bay and the Vikings
are going to take a little hit. And they're not
going to be as good as they were. Anyways, back
to college football. And we are waiting for Saturday. It's
going to be an amazing season. And already counting down
the days until the game, for sure.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I still can't believe I'm going to be in Michigan
watching the opener.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yeah? It's crazy to me. You know what's going to
make it all worth it? The chicken wings you're going
to have.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Are we doing the lemon pepper?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
No.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Oh, I thought that was your... No.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Oh, what are we doing? No, we're going to our
favorite hole-in-the-wall spot, and they have got their own house wings.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Oh, it's a different sauce.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
It's their own thing.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
You always talk about lemon pepper, so I figured that's
what we were having.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Do I get anywhere else but here?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
This place is always the house wings. I'm sorry you're
not going to be there for it.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
You can't get this anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
No.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I'll rely on your report on Tuesday morning.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
I'll let Thick tell you how the wings work.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
You know Kelly hates to see somebody suck a whole
wing off a bone.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
That's the sole reason we're driving back. You cannot watch
this chicken wing situation. You cannot watch.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
The whole table of people just suck down 75 wings.
Because you're easily going to kill 20 of them thick.
They're smaller ones, so you can easily put down 20 wings,
no problem. You cannot wait.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
And now, the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Mayor Andrew Gindler is announcing some stricter guidelines for flock
camera usage in Columbus. The Columbus Division of Police will
now save data from the license plate readers for only
seven days as opposed to a 30-day period. The system
will only be available to Columbus police supervisors, and anyone
outside the division will need permission to see files. The

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changes come after major privacy concerns related to flock cameras
have been raised in Columbus and across the country. Sony
and Warner have jointly sued Anthropic, accusing the AI company
of training its clawed models on tens of thousands of
their copyrighted songs without permission. The suit calls it one
of the largest and most blatant ongoing thefts of intellectual

(52:06):
property in history. The suit seeks hundreds of thousands of
dollars in damages for each infringed song. Which is potentially
a massive sum of money because each track carries multiple copyrights.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
So.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
This might be an enormous amount of damages. But it
argues that Claude reproduces stolen lyrics verbatim and output. So
you ask it to create a song for you and
it will just give you lyrics from an already copyrighted song.
Anthropic previously paid one and a half billion dollars for

(52:42):
doing the same thing to books. They because they settled
with authors and publishers. And but they say they're going
to fight this suit in court.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
So we'll see.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I mean, I guess if it's AI, you want it
to learn, and so you're going to give it all
types of different music to learn from. But if it's
then going to spit out chord progressions or lyrics, people
get sued all the time for that kind of stuff.
Even if you're a human writing music and you're sampling
or stealing.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
They say they're getting the music via torrenting and scraping,
which does not sound... that legal.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
No, Torrent is.

Speaker 11 (53:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
So it sounds like they're getting the songs illegally rather
than getting permission.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
No, you can't do that.

Speaker 11 (53:26):
No.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
North Carolina health officials are warning people who may have
come into contact with rabid baby goats at a mobile
petting zoo. The goats are from Farm Adventures in Harmony,
North Carolina, and they were taken to off-site events across
multiple counties between July 28th and August 27th, including.
Events involving, well, they took them to nursing homes.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (53:51):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
They had picnics, kids' events, little private events. People could
pay them to bring the baby goats to their kids'
birthday parties, things like that.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Great. A bunch of rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth 85-year-olds coming at us.

Speaker 8 (54:07):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I mean, they're already drooling.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
That sounds like a Tubi movie, actually.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
It does. Yes, it does.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Raby grandparents.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
So basically, they had to euthanize four goats. They were
four rabid baby goats. Then they think that they got
rabies from.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
It's not their fault. Euthanize the senior citizens that got rabies. No,
can't do that. Never mind.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Well, let's spitball that one.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
They're on their way out anyways. True. These baby goats
have their whole life to live. What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Just babies.

Speaker 9 (54:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Take out those tapioca-eating mother.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Oh my God, he almost, I thought it was, I
thought I was going to have to hit the dump button, man.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
So apparently these little goats were exposed by a rabid
skunk at some point in their pen. They had to
put four baby goats down and they are asking anyone
who came into contact with any of their traveling baby
goats to please go get checked out at their doctor
or health department because we've got a situation.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Somebody's getting sued.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
If you have children, there's a good chance at some
point between, like, I don't know, two and six, they
got stuck on something. And it was just, they wanted
that every night for dinner. That's what we're eating. That's
what I want. No matter what you try, yell and
scream until they got their chicken nuggets. Right. Or whatever
the case may be. And thank you. What was the

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meal that your kids got stuck on when they were younger?

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Oh, well, my son Tyler would have the budded chicken. Buddy,
lunch meat, and it was like the turkey with just
a piece of American.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Cheese on bread.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
White bread?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Yep. White bread.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
And then goldfish and a little Debbie Fudge round. He
took that to school for lunch every day, I think
from first grade until he graduated.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Really?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
I'm not even joking.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
No mayo or some sort of liquid condiment to smooth
things over? Just lunch meat and cheese.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
That sounds like my husband. He eats a turkey sandwich
for lunch every single day, has some chips, and I
don't even think he has a dessert.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
No mayo, no mustard, no nothing. Yeah, very plain.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
And then my daughter, if you would let her, she
would have lived on Mrs. Grass Soup or ramen noodles.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I love Mrs.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Grass Soup.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Is that the little packet? The little egg.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
The little ball of fat.

Speaker 11 (56:36):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I don't know about those. But, no, it's got a little. Well,
the ramen noodles come.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
With a packet.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Is that what you're thinking of?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Oh. Nope. I'm thinking of the box that comes with two.
Linden soup, is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah, that's one.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
You rip open the packet, you dump in water. It's
got the string noodles that are like little tiny toothpicks,
and then they get soft.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
That's Mrs.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Grass. Mrs.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Grass is the same way.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
It's got like an egg, a little yellow egg in it.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
It's a ball of flavor and fat that you just
throw in with it.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
That like mixes in.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Delicious.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Anyways, I bring this up because someone asked, what are
the chicken nuggets of other countries? What's that food? that
kids get stuck on, and they're screaming and yelling, and
they want this all the time. Apparently, in Mexico, a
basic cheese quesadilla and chocolate milk is a huge kids'
meal that they want all the time.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Plain?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
In Japan, they want frozen gyoza, which is like potstickers, basically.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
So it's basically Japanese chicken nuggets. You know? Right. It's
got the... The soft, like, dough outside with the filling. Yeah.
You know, you pan fry them or whatever or steam them.
You're good to go. In China, kids really love tomato
and eggs over rice. Basically, you take scrambled eggs with
some tomatoes and cook it all up and the tomatoes

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get soft while the eggs cook and then you dump
it over rice.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
That sounds good.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, my grandkids would eat that.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Ooh, yum.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah. Heartbeat. I would do that for sure. In Spain, it's...
I'm going to mispronounce this. Arroz Cubano, which is white
rice with room temperature tomato sauce dumped on top. There
we go. Okay. Just tomato sauce over rice.

Speaker 11 (58:18):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
That sounds good.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
In Canada, kids just want poutine.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Oh, of course.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
The fries with the gravy and cheese curds.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Right.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yep. In Poland, the kids all ask for... Nalsnicki. It's
a type of crepe, basically, or pierogi.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
So basically, another version of a chicken nugget and encased
wrapped meat of some sort. In Germany, they love their
noodles in butter. Yeah. They just want a plate of
noodles mixed with butter.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I think all kids love that.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I agree with you, yeah. Let's see. In parts of
the UK, I guess kids really love ricotta and spinach cannolis.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Now that I didn't expect.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
That sounds good. But spinach just seems like a weird
kid food to choose.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
It does. But ricotta is so sweet. and thick. I
guess it is kind of almost like cream cheesy, though.
It is, yeah. So if you're going to mix some
spinach in there. And in Sweden, they just want meatballs.
I guess every family in Sweden has a package of
pre-made frozen meatballs in their freezer, always ready to go.

(59:29):
because kids always want them. But that makes you think, yeah,
there's Swedish meatballs.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
I love them.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Which you get at Ikea all the time. So that's
the meal that all the kids grow up on, and
you know it's instant and ready. I remember growing up
when I was like in, when my mom was working
and I was still kind of cool-ish, she would pick
me up, and I would yell and scream at the
top of my lugs all the way home. So she
would make mac and cheese, which was the quickest thing
she could make. I'd eat it at the table, and

(59:54):
then I would pass out right there. I would just
stuff myself silly and... And I slept on the table
for like an hour before she moved me to bed
or whatever. But, you know, as a parent, sometimes that's
what you got to do. The quickest thing to shut
your kid up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I was a bologna sandwich and Doritos. That's what I
wanted for lunch every day. Bologna sandwich and Doritos.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
And Doritos. Yeah. Okay. 800-821-997. I would love to know,
what did your kid just get stuck on? And that's
the one thing they wanted.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together. I don't know how long
ago it was that the school pickup line started. Because
back in the day, it was teacher, I mean, parents
parked on side streets if they came to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Pick you up from school.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Yeah, we walked.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah, we walked. Exactly. But if they did, they'd park
on a side street or they'd park in front of
the school or it was just kind of. Come find
me when the bell rings. But now they have like
dedicated lanes for you to pull through.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
First time I ever heard of that was Mr. Mom
with Michael Keaton. Because he was screwing up the line.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Was it going on back in the 80s? That it
was in a movie? Some places.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Some places, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I guess it's because we had to walk everywhere and
they never knew about the school line.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
I think probably the much nicer neighborhoods they had that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
They knew about that thing. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
I would have thought Kelly would have seen that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
I grew up on the north end of Columbus. What
are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
What the gazelle?

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Well, I went to public school until 10th grade.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Okay, well then, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Well, here's the deal. I can understand why if you
have to go and sit in line and you have
to wait and then pull forward, stop, pull forward, stop.
It can be monotonous and annoying and sometimes maybe you
want to take the edge off. Well, a 36-year-old woman
in Tennessee by the name of Jacqueline Rhea was arrested
in the elementary school pickup line because she showed up
at 3.30 p.m. to pick up her kids for dismissal.

(01:01:51):
But she must have been having a little fun pre-gaming because, yeah,
she was found slumped over in the driver's seat while
waiting in line. School officials called police. Cops woke her up,
said she had glassy eyes, slow slurred speech, and staggered,
unsteady to walk. Obviously, all hints that she had been drinking.

(01:02:12):
She also had a bottle of vodka in her car
that was mostly empty. So, you know. Bitch! Kind of
a dead giveaway. She says she only had two shots.
while she was out day drinking and refused a field
sobriety test. She also fought with the officers as they
tried hauling her away and kicked one of them in
the gonads. Yeah, you can't go kicking police officers into bobos.

(01:02:35):
You're not allowed to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
She only had two shots. The rest of it was
mixed with cranberry juice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
That's right. She was booked into jail, charged with a DUI, which,
by the way, is her second offense. She also had
felony assault on a law enforcement officer and driving on
a revoked license. You see, she did have a previous DUI.
That was in February of 2023, so not that long ago.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Mom of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Are you done?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
I just want to tag it really quick.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Please.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Did you see that video on TikTok of that mom
who had to go to her son's three-hour football practice
so she brought wine with her?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
She has gotten so.
Just rolled on social media for being like, who needs
alcohol at a practice? Like, ma'am, you might have a
problem type situation.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
100% disagree. Yeah. 100% disagree. Why is she sitting through
a three-hour practice? I guarantee you if you go to
a practice... Why is she at the practice?

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
But if you're at that practice, or if you go
to one of these soccer fields at 10 in the
morning where they have 50 teams show up to play
these all day, I guarantee half the Stanleys there have
either wine... Or a claw. Or a high noon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Or they have a flask.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Her problem was she brought a wine glass. I'm like,
are you dumb?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Okay, that's weird. That's weird. Put it in your Stanley
or something. But, yeah. Taking mimosas or Bloody Marys to
the Saturday morning... you know, giant soccer tournament.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
That's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
That's regular?

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Okay. Way regular.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Oh, you wouldn't believe the women getting really upset over
this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Because they didn't think of it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
The people that do that then get railed on by
the other moms and parents who are like, yeah, this
is a normal thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
So it does go back and forth with that on
the internet for sure. Story number two takes us over
to Texas, where a gentleman by the name of Keontae Matlock, Keontae? Keontae,
shared with the news that he had himself a bit
of an issue. He went to pick up his food.

(01:04:46):
He saw that his ring camera was going off because
his food was being delivered. He likes to keep an
eye on that stuff, like most of us do. You
don't want your food sitting out there too long. And
he saw something quite interesting from his DoorDash driver, That,
you know, kind of brought up some issues.

Speaker 10 (01:05:01):
I look, I say, buddy got a onesie on? And so,
you know, I opened the camera, and look, Buddy's completely naked.
By the time I got to the front, he was
already gone. I didn't expect nobody to show up, drop
my food.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
I was naked, which is crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
And then to handle somebody's food, like, it's already a
lot going on. And then for you to, you know,
pull something like that is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Yeah, you don't need to be delivering food naked.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Okay, but how do we feel about serving food at
a strip club?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Oh, they're not cooking it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
They're not delivering it to your table?

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
No, the strippers?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
I don't know how it works. I've never been to one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Well, they've got cooks in back, and they've got waiters,
and they have a bartender.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
But we have nakedness around.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
There is nakedness around. You're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
So why do you care if someone delivered your bagged
food naked? It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I agree with you. I agree with you. The strip
club is the one place where you can get that
extra special dipping sauce, and that's the only... But they're
not delivering it naked. But there is nakedness around.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Yeah, she's right. The DoorDash guy's not cooking the food.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
It's in a bag.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
And it's sealed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
He did call DoorDash. They issued a refund, and they
did permanently remove the driver, saying, obviously, it's completely unacceptable
that you're serving food naked.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Are you ashamed of the human body?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
That's what naked people like to say. I'm not ashamed
of the human body. You know what? You should be.
And shouldn't we all be a little ashamed?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
To where we're not walking around naked being a delivery driver?

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Yeah, well, come on. Well, Kelly, we're talking news here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I mean, if you're in a tribe in some parts
of the world, they're not wearing clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
I'm talking middle America, baby.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Central Ohio. We're not in a tribe in another part
of the world. Am I throwing all the food away?
We live in a society.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
We're trying to function here, and I don't see you
swinging your wang around everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
You might not want to go to the wedding, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
I know. Lighten up your day. I'm just saying. Let's
not so break the news. All right, Kelly, I want
your opinion on something from a female point of view, okay?

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Friday night, we're driving back from our little date night.
We went to go see, got some dinner and saw
a concert. And I said, love of my life that
I'm marrying exactly in one week because this was Friday night.
I said, I have a question, but you can't read
in too much into it and you can't get upset.
I'm just curious. And I said, On Sunday, which, you know, yesterday,

(01:07:51):
would you be willing to take the boys and go anywhere? Oh,
go to the zoo, take them to the water park,
go walk downtown. I don't care what you do. Will
you guys just leave? Leave. Get out. And she goes, okay.

(01:08:12):
And I say, it's just my last... day of of
nothing of being single technically even though I'm not single
but unmarried let's put it that way and pauses for
a second and she goes are you going to the

(01:08:34):
QT now you're going to play poker you're gonna go
to the strip club what do you mean what are
you doing and I'm like I just said don't read
into it all I want to do is sit on
the couch I had some work to get done anyways
nothing I'm gonna do nothing is what I'm gonna do
I'm just going to sit there doing nothing. Watch TV.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
And she said, okay. Aww. Now, it didn't happen because
we had our coffee Sunday morning and we were both
very lazy. She's like, do you need me to take
the boys anywhere? I was like, no. I want you
by my side. Of course, I don't want you to leave.
But I want to know from a female standpoint of view.
Your husband-to-be says, I just want one last few hours

(01:09:17):
of not being a Family man, so to speak. No
kids around. No nothing. How would you take that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Well, I'd be fine with it. I'd provide that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
What I would be thinking in the back of my
head is, why don't you think I need a day
as my last Sunday of being a, you know, not
married woman? And also, I've been a mom forever. I
could use a huge break.

Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
Boy, do all women think alike? Because that's exactly what happens.
That's exactly what happened. I popped into my head. There
was a short pause, and she goes, wait a minute.
I've raised these kids getting 10 cents a birth. How
about you give me, you take the boys and go somewhere.
I want the last day by myself.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Did you guys just settle on sending the boys to leave?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
If Brent had his license already, I absolutely would have
kicked him out of the house. I'd have been like,
Here's 25 bucks. Take your brother and go do something.
I don't care what.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
All day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
All day, but get out of the house.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Make that 25 last.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Exactly. I want to know if anyone else did this. 800-821-9970.
Did you do that? Or even more importantly, as a woman,
would you be mad that your man wanted to do that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
I could tell you there are some women out there
that would be thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Is he really, really going to miss this life, this
single life he wants? Does he not really want to
give it up for me? What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
The answer to that is absolutely not. I can't wait.
That's the last thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
And you guys, your lives are established. It's not like
things are going to really be changing now that you
get married.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
That's exactly it. I am back to work two days
after we get married.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Nothing is changing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
You're not going to.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Be having kids and starting friends.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
None of that is changing. It was something in my
head on Friday that I was kind of thinking about,
and I finally brought it up. I was like, man,
this is my last Sunday as a single dude. But
we went to bed last night. We're looking at each other.
It's like, this is last weekend. It's the last weekend

(01:11:28):
without being husband and wife. It's the last Monday. And
then everything else is the last.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Then we're going to sign a piece of paper and
it's all going to be different.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
It's all going to be different. Nothing's going to change whatsoever.
But I was a little, I'm not saying a little shocked.
It was just, she said yes. Some couples will tell you, look,
you need your own time anyways. So if someone wants
to get away for a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
For sure, you've got to have some stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
You're going to want this to happen even after you're married.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
You absolutely are, yes. I need to get away for
a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Go ahead, get out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
That's fine. I've got no problem with that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
800-821-9970.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I want to know if you've been in this situation before, 99.7
The Blitz.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
It's The Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly, and Thick.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
The time is gone.

Speaker 10 (01:12:10):
It's a time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
It's a time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Time after time, you're a time machine. We've got a
pair of tickets for you to check out the kickoff
of the Blitz Fall Concert Series because Bill Murray is
playing Kemba Live Outdoor on Friday, September 18th. And if
you want to be there, we've got your chance to win. Plus,

(01:12:37):
you can join us next door for some pre-gaming. We're
going to be at A & R Music Bar from
4 to 6 for when the doors open. So you
can come hang out for a little bit pre-game and
then go enjoy the show at Kemba Live. We're playing
the time. We need a contestant right now. 800-821-9970 if
you want to play. We're going to have a montage
ready to go. Three clips, you guess the year, you

(01:12:58):
guess better than us, you win the tickets. It's just
that simple. Blitz, hi, who's this?

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Hey, Dylan.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Hey, Dylan, can you turn your radio down for me
so we can hear you clearly? Help a lot. Thanks
a lot. Dylan, here's the deal. We've got an audio
montage ready to go that Thick has worked on. It's
three audio clips. Could be movies, TV, music, commercials, PSAs,
news stories, could be anything. but all three clips come
from the same year. So after he plays it, we'll
take a guess as to what year it is. If

(01:13:25):
you're closest, you win, okay? All right. All right, Dylan,
here is your montage. Relationships are built on trust and
mutual respect.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Oh, grow up.

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
Relationships are built on diamond earrings and Viagra.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Dylan, your choice. Do you want to guess first or last?
I'll go last. Okay. Well, let's see here. I know
I've heard the first clip. I can't think of where
it's from. The second one is definitely Bruce Almighty and
one of the funniest scenes ever shot in a movie
with the newscast and the news report. And then one

(01:14:12):
of those early 2000s scoliosis rock rock bands. I don't know.
Disturbs either one of those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
A scoliosis rock?

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
What? Yeah, a scoliosis rock. You know, rock for like
40 and 50-year-old dads. That's what we grew up on.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Yeah, dad rock.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Yeah, dad rock, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Yeah, that sounds so much less offensive.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
A scoliosis rock?

Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
It's not offensive. Who cares?

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
She can't help it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Or stained or one of those guys. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
I'm going... That was after Jim Carrey's huge... Ace Ventura, liar, liar.
I'm going 2004. I'm just throwing it out there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
2004.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I really don't have any idea. We have three and
a half men.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Well, there was only two, but.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Two and a half men? Sorry. I never saw a
single episode.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Oh, really?

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I thought there were three guys in there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
And a half. Well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Two and a half men.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Two and a half men. That's what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Yeah, that sounds more familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Two and a half.
What was it? Bruce Almighty?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Jim Carrey movie.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
And then Scoliosis Rock. I don't know. 2000, would you say?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
I said 2004.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
I'll say 2005.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Dylan, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
I'm going to go 2003.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
2003.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Okay. So we're all right in the same window.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Price is writing goose right out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Yeah. Three, four, five.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
It's the squeeze.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
What do you got, Thick? relationships are built on trust
and mutual respect.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Oh, grow up. Relationships are built on diamond earrings and Viagra.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
All right. Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
Two and a half men. The TV show debuted. The
movie Bruce Almighty.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
And that was the song Home from Three Days Grace's
self-titled album, which that along with the movie and the
TV show all came out in 2003.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
You nailed it, Dylan. Good job. Congratulations, man. You have
got yourself a pair of tickets to see Bill Murray
at Kemba Live on Friday, September 18th. The kickoff to
the Blitz Fall concert series. And make sure you join
us for some pre-gaming at A & R Music Bar
from 4 to 6 before the show, okay?

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Alrighty.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Hang on one second.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
And now, the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
The Ohio Lottery is asking players to check their tickets
for a potential big winner. Officials say a classic lotto
ticket from the July 29th drawing worth $ 8. 4 million remains unclaimed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
That ticket was purchased at the Giant Eagle Market District
Store on Kingsdale Center. The cutoff for collecting the prize
is January 25th, so you have a few months still.
But definitely check. That's $ 8. 4 million.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I have a feeling that maybe this is a smart
lottery winner because they tell you, get a lawyer, get
a trust fund set up. There are steps to follow
to make sure everything is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
So you don't have to know who you are.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah. Well, that depends on the state. Some states have
laws that you have to disclose who wins. Other states,
you're allowed to stay anonymous.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
I think you have to disclose here, but you could also...
Sign your ticket as an LLC or something. Right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
If you do it in a trust, then that's something different.
So that might be the way, the route that they're taking.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
I hope so.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
I hope so.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
A 41-year-old Milwaukee man has been charged with disorderly conduct
after an incident at a youth football game in Racine County, Wisconsin.
Police say the man was cited after he ran onto
the field in the middle of a play and tripped
a 9-year-old boy who was about to score a touchdown.
This video has gone viral. The nine-year-old was not injured,

(01:18:13):
but another parent started, you know, recorded the whole thing
on their phone. And then the guy leaves, is pulling
out of the parking lot. So the parent gets in
their car and follows him, calls the police. He's like,
this guy just assaulted a kid at a youth football game.
Police came and pulled him over. He admitted it right away.
He's like, you know, I know I shouldn't have done it.

(01:18:33):
I'm sorry, but those kids were bigger than my kid
and I was getting frustrated and I handled it wrong. Like,
I'll say. Like, more than wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
You can't be allowed.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
In any other game. I'm sorry. I agree. You're done
for the year.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
I agree. That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Take a breather. That's unbelievable. Come back next year.

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
So, yeah, he's cited for disorderly conduct. I was going
to say that Burning Man's underway in the Nevada desert.
It started yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
We care.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
I cared when they were all, like, locked in there
because of the floods and all that. Remember that year?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
But now I'm like, okay. So I thought maybe could
I just put in a plug for Ronnie's Rock and
Roll Up Your Sleeve Blood Drive?

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Please do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
I'm going to be there. I have a 12-15 appointment.
So please come hang out with me. Make an appointment.
Walk-ins are absolutely welcome. We're doing it at King of
Clubs from 1130 a.m. to 530 p.m. And you can
win a ton of stuff. They have a pair of
passes to Louder Than Life, four pack of tickets to
King's Island or Cedar Point. First 99 people who donate

(01:19:40):
a score rock and roll up your sleeve t-shirt. So, yeah,
you can make an appointment at 800-821-9970. Just text the
word CROSS and you'll get a link there. But otherwise,
it should be great. She did it last year.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Yeah, Ronnie's been championing this kind of stuff for a
long time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Yeah, it was great last year.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
This year's very convenient. King of Clubs. Thanks to them
for hosting this. And I can't wait, hopefully, to see
you guys tomorrow. At some point. But I'll be there
at 12.15. And those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
I should probably come out and do that. It'd be
the right thing to do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Can you? Didn't you just donate?

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
You didn't?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
I thought you donated the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
I just had a blood drive a couple months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
How often can you donate?

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Quite often.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Quite often?

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Yeah. I think for, like, because I did the plasma one.
I did the double dipper thing.

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
And I know people that go into the plasma.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
The power red or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Yeah, exactly. You can do that, like, every couple weeks.
People go in to get paid for that kind of
stuff when they donate plasma. Dang.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
I'll do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
The week before.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Yeah, what's going to happen?

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Drain some of that blood.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Let's get you some fresh blood in there.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
It's perfect. It goes so well. Seamless. Doesn't hurt. There's
tons of people around. We're having a great time. It's
a party.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
I get a little hepatitis. That doesn't happen.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
That doesn't happen. Stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Stop that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
No, it won't be a great time. Hope to see
you there tomorrow. Those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Well, if you've ever visited a Goodwill or donated to
a Goodwill before, you know that they have got themselves
a new venture. And in North Carolina on Friday, they
opened up the Goodwill record store outside of Charlotte there. Basically,
it's a record and media store. They're going to specifically
focus on entertainment, leave kind of the clothes and the

(01:21:27):
kitchen goods and all that kind of stuff. And they're
going to carry vinyl CDs, cassettes, Blu-rays, DVDs, VHS, video games,
things like that. So basically, it's just like a media
play or a, what's another one of those stores, you know,
that just has used entertainment stuff, right? Just all used. So, yeah.

(01:21:49):
It's stuff that people donate. So, basically, it's just a
record store.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
It's a record pawn shop.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Right. Now, well, not a pawn shop because people donate.
But will you be able to get good deals on stuff?
They're saying yes. It's going to be cheaper than... your
average used, like you said, media play or whatever, these
refurbished or resold stores that they have. Lots of music-themed collectibles,

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vintage audio equipment, video game systems, turntables, boom boxes. They
will have a little apparel, but it's all going to
be music-themed apparel. So everything's going to revolve around entertainment
and stuff. I mean, it could work if they.
If they keep it a bit more organized than a

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regular Goodwill, are they going to have sections like they
do at a regular record store?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Right, yeah, where it's just a free-for-all.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Which a lot of Goodwills are. So I know they
try and keep up on that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
Now, this is cool, I think, for a collector, a
vinyl collector who's looking for those pieces that you just
can't buy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Anymore that might pop up in there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
And I bet you're probably going to have, although there's
only one of them... you'll probably have a good chance
of finding a rarity. Because you know how many people
just gather a box of stuff and take it to Goodwill? Yeah.
They don't necessarily sift through it. That's what I mean.
They just take stuff and go.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Yeah, and you find something and go, wow, this is
a valuable album.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Yeah, exactly. So if you're very much into collecting or
want to see what the new Goodwill store is all about,
it is open now. Head over to Charlotte, just 10
miles outside there in North Carolina, and you can go
check it out. It's 997 The Blitz. Now, let's see
if we can learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah,
let's learn you some stuff on a Monday morning. Gonna

(01:23:36):
make you smarter than you were when you woke up today.
Replace some of those brain cells you killed over the weekend. Like,
did you know the Nazis were the first people in
modern history to start an anti-tobacco smoking movement? Really? Bad
for you. You can't do that. Which is odd. They're
the first people in history to start an anti-smoking... Right?

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Policy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
That's very strange.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
Of all the people.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Yeah, of all the people. Can't smoke tobacco. Did you
know one of the original names that Twitter's founded briefly
considered as their product was Friendstalker? That's not a good name. Friendstalker. No.
Twitter was a much better name. Yes. Did you know

(01:24:22):
that the first Google Doodle logo... was for the Burning
Man Festival in 1998. Because both of the founders were
going to Burning Man, so they thought it'd be funny
to let people know that they were out of office
going to Burning Man, so they made it a Google Doodle.

(01:24:42):
Did you know in just one teaspoon of soil, there
can be more microbes than there are people on the planet?

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Yeah, I believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
You can't see them with the naked eye.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Billions and billions. Wow. And finally.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
What if they're all planets?

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Huh? What if they're all planets? They're all mini-planets? They're
all mini-universes? Total possibility. Finally, did you know the forward
pass wasn't added to American football until 1905? That's 36
years after the sport started. And did you know, Thick,
as a football fan, the forward pass actually came with

(01:25:22):
really big penalties. If... You dropped a pass, it was
a 15-yard penalty.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
If you dropped a pass?

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Yep, if you dropped a pass.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Maybe they should bring that back.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
A 15-yard penalty. And if a pass didn't touch anyone,
there was a misthrow, it was a turnover. That was
basically like a recovery fumble.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Or an interception.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Or an interception, yeah, if it didn't touch anyone.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
If it didn't touch anybody, like if it just hit
the ground and nothing else.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
A turnover.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Boy, Deshaun Watson's so lucky he.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Wasn't playing then. Yeah, that is so true.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
I can't believe how many times I've watched that guy
throw the ball.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
In the dirt this preseason.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Not been good. Not been good. Learning you some stuff
on a Monday morning, 99.7 The Blitz.