How Did You Get Stupid Famous and Unhinged Marriage Hacks - Blitz Morning 4-29-25

What did you do to trick your kids into doing things you wanted?
Women share their unhinged marriage hacks to control their husbands
What dumb thing did you do to become famous locally?
Texts from last night
Rock N Rumble

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your morning blitz begins. Now we've got a furious issue here.
We're at a Kleenex in the studio. Uh oh, do
you know where the where the stash is?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh, he's going to good bye, okay bye. I think
he's going to find me another box of cleanex.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
This must be an emergency because he fled out of
here like a bat out of hell.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Let me tell you it is a little bit of
an emergency because I got here and I could feel
the the sniffles as usually happens at you know, four
forty five.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Ah, thank you sir.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like four forty five is five o'clock, and so instantly
I had to get up and already blow my nose.
And then like five point fifteen sniffles return, and I'm like,
I gotta blow my nose.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
It was quite a sight.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And then at five point thirty sniffles return. I'm like,
all right, I know he's got the emergency kit in
the kitchen, and it's got it's a big emergency kit.
It actually has allergy medicine in it. So I was like,
I'm gonna go pop an allergy pill real quick. Come
back in here. I sit down. The second I sit down,
I sneeze, and I sneeze again, and I'm if I

(01:16):
get three sneezes kind of a big deal. On the
sixth sneeze, I'm out here throwing out four letter words,
like what is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I thought I was gonna have to call nine one one.
It was unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
And I'm then on the seventh sneeze.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
By the sixth sneeze, I'm already kind of like conget
like things are building, you know, because that's what happens
when you sneeze. On the seventh sneeze, everything came out.
I thought Spider Man attacked my arm. It just went
all over my arm. I was like, good god man.

(01:56):
It was quite as like I had to get the
roll a toilet paper to get everything off.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like also hot tip. The allergy medicine back in that
kid is for suckers. It's the over the counter crap.
It doesn't work, especially in something like it has worked.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It has worked, Yes times I've taken it. It takes
till about seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, why don't you get the good stuff that you
have to give your driver's license for?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because Kelly, I have gone to the store six times
and every time I leave, I go GD I forgot
to grab the allergy medicine again. That's why, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Every time I go to the store, Kelly says, go
to the pharmacy, ask for the zero T D behind
the counter.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Get zero tech d D and you know you can
get the generic. It's exactly the same, and it'll cost
you about five bucks and you pay about nineteen twenty
dollars for a box.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Today.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm going today, gonna get the medicine today.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I've got a pill in my purse. Although your you
know your body's riddled with that crap that you got
out of the kid. Sure, so I don't think you
should take what I've got.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't want double allergy medicine. How are you, Kelly?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Doing great?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Awesome? Here think? How is your greenhouse project?

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Well, I got I got a good dent in it.
I got the base together and I got one wall done. Problem,
I'm how big is this thing? It's been like the
third day and you've worked.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
This is her first day. I actually started on it.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
How does Heather feel about you turning your house into
a drug den? Does she good about that?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
God?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm just asking.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's out. It's a it's a greenhouse, it's outside.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, turning your backyard into a drug den six.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
By eight feet, it's not just asking a question.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Here was question got to work.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
She was helping me build.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It, so she's good with it.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
All right, nice guys going to the bar over here.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
A drug den.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
But we got some hillacious wind coming today and I've
only got one wall up, and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
This could be an issue.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Blow it over?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Is it gonna be like a trampoline in someone's backyard?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It goes flying in the house, just completely takes off.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
So I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't know if I'm gonna have time to work
on it because we're supposed to get some crazy storms
this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
You better stake it down or something.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Was, Yeah, I gotta do something because it's not ready
to be you know, used or anything. No, I just
it's not done. It's just one wall, which is not
good for the wind. Good but it's pretty cool. So
but yeah, I'm probably I'd say I'm a third of
the way done. In most of what I read said
it takes six to eight hours to put together, and
I put about two and a half in yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, well, we've got a very busy Tuesday. We've got
your schenguing tickets coming up here in about an hour
a little about the hour and ten minutes are so
very funny comedian coming to town. Get you hooked up
with that, all right now, however, let's get you blitzed
Morning Trivia.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
What you got, Thick, try to get somebody twenty five
bucks to waterbeds and stuff. Be the first one to
text in the correct answer at ninety nine to seven hundred.
We've got drama. Travis Kelcey has unfollowed? Who Travis Kelcey
has unfallowed? What celebrity? I can't believe this is huge
news all over the internet. But yeah, tell us who
Travis Kelsey has unfollowed? Ninety nine seven hundred, First win

(05:09):
the gift card.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Let's get that answer for Blitch Morning Trivia, Thick.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
All right, we asked Travis Kelsey has unfollowed what celebrity?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
And the answer is Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Did you see this?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I did? Yeah? Well, you know the whole. It's this whole.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Taylor Swift, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, and Justin Valdoni all
that drama, and sources say that's why he unfollowed Ryan.
He uh, he just wants to distance himself, doesn't want
to be dragged into that whole mess. And Ryan is
still following Travis, Blake is still following Taylor, but Blake

(05:53):
is no longer following Travis and Taylor Swift doesn't follow
I won.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I know, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Meanwhile, Rob McIlhenny, who owns Wreckom Football Club club yeah
with Ryan Reynolds, posted a picture of the two of
them together. I guess did they win something or whatever?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, they advanced that hole of the way soccer works
over there. They advance up into the higher leagues for
a third time in three years, advanced to a higher
level pictures.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
The first picture was he and Ryan Reynolds together, and
the bunch of comments were like, you need to distance
yourself from Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh is that yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Your face? Friends, We're only you know, business partners. We're
just going to walk away from my multi million dollar
team exactly which they have built from the ground up basically.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yes, third, yeah, I know, right, what is Disney? Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You don't like him or she was a bitch whatever,
who cares. Move on, Go to your next project, make
your next millions of dollars.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Nobody came, I know to have the problems of right people.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
You know, he said, no, no, the expectations of the
public are hilarious.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh yeah, I guess maybe I'll just sell my portion
of this team because you people don't like that I
posted a picture with him, right it.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I know it's just not that important.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Colt McLaughlin from Orio was the first one to text
in the correct answer. So Colt's got twenty five bucks
to water beds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Absolutely gorgeous day yesterday. I mean it couldn't have been
more perfect yesterday, Sunny and eighty just a slight breeze
in the air. We've got temperatures that are going to
get back up to eighty by the end of the
week as we creep into you know, May, warmer weather, summertime,
more sun and Florida Atlantic University and the scientists there

(07:56):
have finally broken the code. They are here to help.
So I want to pass on this extremely important PSA
as we roll into the summer months, because we all
know that you don't want to deal with melanoma you
got to protect yourself from.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
The uv h v ras v raised.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
So the scientists at Florida Landing University have conducted a
study and found out make sure if you are going
to be out drinking, doing a little boating, little day
party and golfing, but fishing, make sure you put on
your sunblock before you start drinking, because you are more
likely to forget to put on sunblock if you've been drinking.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
Oh how many times thank you Florida Landing University for
doing the lord's work and finding out that we should
most likely probably put on sunblock before we've been drinking.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
You know, they got a grant for that study.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
I'm sure sure they did. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
They talked to a bunch of people who'd recently been burned,
and around two and five said alcohol was a factor
when they got burned.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Why.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, because you're less likely to apply sunscreen once you
get a little tipsy, and you're more likely to misjudge
how long you've been in the sun and even potentially
pass out in the sun. So make sure you get
that sunblock on before you start.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
It happened to be in a Ruba man ask Kelly
when I came back from a ruba.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
I was molting.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
I mean after walking away from a spot. You can
see my skin on the floor. Oh, I mean it
was just everywhere.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'm glad I wasn't here because I'd have been like,
let me pick it, Oh, let me peel it. I'm
a peeler. You're not a peeler.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I mean maybe I myself. I'm not going to peel
somebody else.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh, find me a stranger.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Are you a fan of like the Doctor, pimple Popper
and that stuff too?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
For the most part, some of it's pretty extreme, and
I'm like, there's a couple, a couple I gotta turn
away from. You can feel that extra saliva in your
throat where you're just like, oh, but yeah, can you
give me a good peel, a good sunburn peel. I'll
sit there with two fingers and make sure I get
the biggest peace possible. Gotta make sure it'll rip. It

(10:16):
can't go too fast. He's like, dude, it's like, uh,
you would do.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Fix back, You would peel his back.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, Oh my god, he needs to get you know
what he needs to do. He would have a blast
with what is it called baby feet? This the stuff
you put on your feet. You want to like you
want to get the.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I've done that you have, yeah, or the the paraffin
peel or whatever where you soak your foot in it
and like the next day you just get these massive.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Oh you put this stuff on your feet and it's
like two or three days go by and then it's.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Just oh yeah, oh it's a blast. Oh I love it.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh yeah, give me give me some skinned deal. It's
like the uh, what's that Greek bread that comes often layers,
you just one layer at a time. Yeah, he's so nice,
and everybody's got their fetishes.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Of the blitzt not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
All right, let's get to your not so breaking news.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And I will in just a second, because my computer
decided to just reset while I was, Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
What do you think you're in Spain? Did you see
that gigantic power outage they had in Spain and Portugal.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I actually have.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
A friend over there, well, a friend of a friend
who's over there who was part of it. It was
like seven countries.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's still going on. Like they don't have all the
power back.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh okay, they got they the place where they were had
the U has the power back, so at least there's that, thankfully.
All right, sorryter did reset? Okay, here we go. I
think maybe this is awful. I'm sorry. Okay, yes, let's go.
Let's go with this story first. In fact, I've got

(12:12):
some specialty music just for this story, because I don't
know if I've ever heard of this.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
It is a.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
WTF what the Florida done? In Marion County. Delvin Thornton
a thirty two year old man. Now here's the thing. Thankfully,
the woman's gonna be okay. But Delvin Thornton is accused
of a hit and run on a sixty six year
old woman and then fleeing the scene. The interesting thing
about this story is it all takes place in a

(12:39):
go kart. Thornton was located by Marion County Sheriff's Office
Intelligence Unit at the Red Roof in on West Highway forty.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Of course, he was staying at a red roof.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
In his story is that he had gotten into an
argument with this woman and then went and got his
go kart, drove over to her and ended up hitting
her in the legs and the woman kind of collapsed
and had like her feet rolled over.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Okay, it's a go kart.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I mean there are no pictures of the go cart.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Some go karts are you know, quite massive. But really
all I can think about is a Mario little go kart.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Right now, I ask, was the guy dressed in a
bowser out right?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Possibly even like a power wheels sort of situation where it's.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Just like and a hit and run?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
How fast could he have been going that he got
away just out of curiosity? Per of the arrest reports,
Thornton was charged with four counts aggravated battery and a
person sixty five years or older, possession of controlled substance
without a prescription, possession of less than twenty grams of cannabis,
and drug equipment possession as well. Yeah, you can't do

(13:56):
any of that, especially if you're going to commit a
hit and run. That's frowned upon for sure. Second story
takes us to Colorado where a man by the name
of Lucas Brown, who worked in the kitchen of a jail,
was then missing. One night they went to collect him,

(14:16):
he took out the trash. They were wait for him
to come back in, but he just ran off.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
He was gone.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
My man broke out of jail. Here's the problem. He
was only on the loose for thirty five minutes before
they caught up with him. And what's even stupider is
the fact that he was supposed to be released from
jail in two days.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh my gosh, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
My man?

Speaker 9 (14:43):
What?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I don't And here's another twist.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
He was actually previously caught escaping back in twenty seventeen.
So I don't know if they should give him like
the outdoor jobs. You gotta keep that man on the inside,
otherwise he's gonna make a break for it. He was
serving a ninety day sentence, he was set to be
released in two days, and then he breaks out.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Just put your head down and serve your time, right
my gosh.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
There's no word on how much extra time we'll be
tacked on due to the attempted escape. Is there is
there like a minute? Is that like an extra year?

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
What do you get for an attempted to escape? I
would love to know was it worth it? We'll not.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
I can't can't be you're getting out two days's extra?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Hear me out here? Maybe he doesn't want to get out.
Maybe maybe this is like a comfortable situation. Ah, he
knows how to operate within the jail system.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Break out.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I'm gone for thirty five minutes. You're gonna tack on
more time. I get to stay inside.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Exactly what he's looking for might be right there.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Lo At, you using that nog in there, Kelly, That's
what you have for so often, ever so often it shines.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Kim comes from watching the Karen Reid trial. Okay, I
really know what I'm talking about here when it comes
to crime.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Right, is there a Karen Read update today?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
There is, of course seven am.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That is your not slow breaking news Night eight seven
of the Blitz. Hey, I want to throw these two
things out there real quick because I'm so excited about this.
This is exciting news for SeaBus. There is a new
sports bar coming. In fact, it is right down the
street here on Dublin. It is going to be called
Draft Day. It is going to be new ten thousand

(16:24):
square foot sports bar opening next month. So if you're
looking for a new place to hang out this summer
or maybe prepping for football season, this would be a
really cool place. Ten thousand square feet. You know it's
going to be like your favorite sports bar, just kind
of on a larger scale.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
You know, all the.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Stuffs, the games and the pool and the Golden tee
forty TVs, all the sporting events.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
You know that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
So smoked meats and smoked meat yeh. Because it's at
the old Smokehouse Brewing. Yeah, that's the location and they
are keeping the smoking equipment so they're still going to.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Have some of that food.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
So sounds good.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Excited for that and even more exciting as a movie fan.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
They need to do something to the theater experience.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Man. Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
The Marcus Crosswood Cinema is opening the.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
First ever screen X.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Now we know about the movies and then you know
about Emacs and Imax of course, but this is screen X.
This is basically imagine the movie screen in front of you, right,
but then connected to that on the left and right
are two other movie screens panoramic, panoramic. It's almost like

(17:37):
going to the planetarium, but instead of leaning back, you're
just looking forward. So it's got like this full almost
surround view.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I see a lot of gamers play on those screens.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, they'll have triple screens and stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, absolutely, they've just made the front row worse.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh yeah, you yeah, you definitely don't want to go
to the front right.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Well, I I think you kind of feel like you're
in the movie.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
How it could be that you're just missing what's going on.
It depends on how great your peripherals are. But I'm
so it's opening this weekend. I've already I literally this morning,
I already bought my tickets for Thunderbolts for the Marvel Back.
As a movie fan, I always try and find the
biggest screen possible, So I'm.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Super super excited.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Wait hear about it.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, if you if you're a movie fan as well,
make sure you check out screenex All right, I found
this website I want to share with you because I
think we've all been in this situation before, where maybe
you're out having a good time. It's a birthday party,
it's a wedding, you're celebrating something. You have a couple
of cocktails. You wake up, you check your phone the
next morning, and you either sent or received a text

(18:44):
that you're very confused by. And there is actually a
website dedicated to this called Text from Last Night, where
people go on and they'll comment on the strange text
that they either sent or received. Okay, so I want
to share some of these with you off the website.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Text from last night.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I was just told by a cop that my party
was the most epic party they ever broke up. That's
a pretty as compliment. Yeah, I would definitely be sending
that text out bragging to someone about that. Just woke
up wearing a top hat and Simpsons Boxers. I also
found more money in my wallet than I had before
going out. I'm talking about one thousand dollars more.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Whoa what did you do?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Person?

Speaker 4 (19:26):
It's the hell of a game a monopoly?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
What did you do?

Speaker 10 (19:29):
There's Yeah, there is no way you're passing out in
a top hat and Simpsons Boxers and an extra thousand
dollars in your pocket without some debauchery going down, for sure.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Let's see this one said, I gotta. I sent this
text out grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really
do come true. Now, I can only assume this is
an adult who has now gone to like a club
or a bar, and the ninth grade teacher happens to
be there. I'm assuming it's not a child sending that text,

(20:03):
and they danced, and they danced.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
It's still weird though, it really is still you think
so as an adult, you think on your ninth grade teacher,
You're yes, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You're like twenty two, twenty three, you're out with friends,
you're at the bar. Oh my god, this is my
ninth grade teacher, shot at to its quila. Later, you're
not out there dancing with your ninth grade teacher.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Uh, looks right, Yeah, going ahead and having a good
time and jumping around. Maybe when I was at seven sexy.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
When I was a senior in high school, we had
my creative writing teacher, first year teaching twenty four year
old blonde. Just what hundred percent? If I turned twenty
one and I was out and about, don't you.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Think you should have to be fifty years old to
teach at a high school? Like minimum age fifty?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah? Maybe maybe, oh the one hundred percent, I would
have ended up on the news or in the story
for the tea shirt student relationship without a doubt. At eighteen,
let's see, Yeah for sure, let's see someone text out
I locked my keys in my car in front of
Planned Parenthood. I'm terrified to go inside and ask them
to borrow a clothes hanger to open my door. No,

(21:18):
you can't do that. Last night, my friend changed all
my contacts in my phone. I've been texted by Batman,
Don Tello, Harry Potter, and I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Who they are.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's funny, that is genius. Someone texts this out. Maybe
we should try and tone it down a notch. I
had this person obviously sent a text to their significant other.
Maybe we should tone it down a notch. The neighbors
just changed the name of their Wi Fi network to
I can hear you having sex?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Oh, that's one way to communicate.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
No, No, I'm sitting here thinking how many ways can
I tell my neighbors stuff?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah? Oh this is this is a yeah great? I
love this.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Uh. Someone received this text out of nowhere. I find
it simply astounding that you spelled drunken wrong, but pterodactyl right.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
That's a special skill.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Uh. And then finally, this is absolutely a text that
I could see being sent out or received and forgetting
about because you had one hell of a night. I
just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call
me who someone sent out? If I get that text,
I would absolutely. If I just had sex in the
back of an ambulance, my best friends are knowing about it. Yeah,

(22:37):
and I'll be like, call me, Yeah, I gotta tell
you the story. You got it. You gotta call me
for sure. Text from last Night nine, Night seven of
the Blitz down the three things you need to know
before you go.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
A FedEx truck slammed into the side of a house
in Westerville on Godisha Street, which is off Alry near Central.
I just showed you, guys the picture. Bedex truck is
buried into the side of this house.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's my halfway in.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's nuts.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I love that you said no skin marks, like the
grass is perfect. They did not try and stop.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I mean it had to be like a medical event,
don't you think.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, probably, you might be right.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
So they ended up taking the truck driver to the hospital.
I don't know what was going on there, although if
you go to the Columbus subreddit, there's an entire discussion
on this, including from the guy whose home it was.
So it's sort of interesting reading if you're into that.
So I'm not going to repeat it as gospel, but
you know, it's interesting reading. But the entire front end
of the FedEx truck was buried inside the home. No

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injuries reported inside. Again, the driver was taken to the
hospital and police are investigating.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Could you imagine if you're at work and like you
have your notification set for Columbus Reddit, just to see
what's going on, all of a sudden it pops up.
You're like, that's my Wait wait a minute, hang on
a second.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, well, the Supreme cour Ord has declined to stop
Karen Read second trial Court rejected her double jeopardy appeal yesterday,
meaning her retrial.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on one second.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Here what it's time for your Karen Read update with
Kelly Quinn. Was it worth all that?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
You hate her voice, don't you?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Wait, let's try this. Was this better?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
It's your Can't Read up date with Can't be Queen.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Why you didn't start with that one? I don't know.
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's time for your Karen Read up with Kelly Quinn.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
That's too serious. I do like the second one.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
It's time for your Karen Read update with Kelly Quinn.
How about that?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah? That I gonna still go with the second.

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Time read.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
We just know they're coming, so we were I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
To be I'm trying to do them sparingly because I
know that nobody cares in this room except me. But
I do know that some of our listeners care, because
I do get repeated texts about it.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
We care, coaches, Okay, I love how excited you get
about all right?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Well, yeah, it's an interesting case anyway. The Supreme Court
has decided not to stop Karen Reid's second trial. The
court rejected her double jeopardy appeal yesterday, meaning her retrial,
now in its second week, will continue. Her trial last
year on charges of second degree murder leaving the scene
of the crash and manslaughter involving the death of her

(25:35):
Boston Police officer boyfriend ended in mistrial, and her lawyers
were arguing to the Supreme Court that jurors had unanimously
agreed that she was not guilty on those first two charges,
but they never informed the judge that they were only
deadlocked on the manslaughter charge. So they said they have
proof of that and that should be enough to stop

(25:55):
this second trial. The Supreme Court did not agree, says nope,
the trial will continue now. Yesterday's court date, they heard
from one witness. It was a half day of testimony
all about cell phone data. The other half was without
the jury. The judge allowing questioning of potential witnesses for
the Defense from Crash Reconstruction firm ARCA. At the first trial,

(26:16):
ARCA expert testify that the injuries to the police officer
were not consistent with a car accident. Well, of course
the prosecution does not want those people on the stand
again this time, right, so they are challenging it all right.
A college student had to be rescued from Japan's Mount
Fuji last week, not once, but twice.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
The college the same guy.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
He's a twenty seven year old man at Chinese National
living in Japan. He reached the summit of Mount Fuji
last Tuesday, but ended up experiencing altitude sickness and he
lost his cramp on so he could not get down,
He couldn't descend and required a helicopter rescue. So that's
a huge deal. He left his belongings behind because he

(26:59):
was absolutely completely sick. His phone was one of the
things that was still on top of the mountain. On Saturday,
He's like, you know what, he went back, I'm going
up to get my phone. Wow, So at about ten
thousand feet he got altitude sickness again and required another rescue.
I mean, and it's not even like the official climbing

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season there, this is it that doesn't open till July,
and so they're always like, please don't climb this mountain,
like we don't have anyone to help you. So anyway,
he did it anyway twice. And I don't know how
much you have to pay for a rescue, but you
should have to pay something at least for the second one.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah. Absolutely, Oh for sure you should be charged for that.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
All right, that's it. Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
In the criminal justice system. There are two separate but
equally important types of people. They're really stupid who commit
some of the crimes, and the absolute idiots who you
can't believe won the race out of their daddy's nut sex.
These are their stories. First one, coming out of Florida,

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You've got forty four year old Alex Alex Bargaza, who
was apparently trying to break into a house with a
large wooden branch when Saint John's County deputies responded to
the burglary in progress and found Alex outside naked, trying
to break into the home. He was promptly arrested and

(28:31):
once taken into custody, investigators found that Alejandro Bargazza actually
lived nearby to the house he was breaking into, so
they went to his home, where they found evidence of
a large marijuana grow. Not only that, they found three guns,
eighty five thousand dollars in cash, twenty two pounds of mushrooms,

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twelve marijuana plants, three pounds of marijuana, more than five
pounds of marijuana edibles, and seventeen grams a ketamine.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Did they find a half built marijuana shack for the backyard.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
They did not.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Okay, I thought they might just checked in greenhouse, not
a shack, I'm sorry, greenhouse.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
They also found drug paraphernalia consistent with cultivation and sales
as well. Okay, if you've got all that illegal stuff
in your home, you probably shouldn't leave your house naked
to then go try to break into someone else's home.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
There is a point at which people are like high
enough or drunk enough where they do feel like the
clothes are a real burden.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
That is true because.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
There are a lot of naked criminals out there.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, sometimes you do.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
You feel constrained by the threads and you're like, I
gotta get.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Out the first things first, man, gotta get out of
That's right.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Your second story, Okay.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
A little warning next time.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Excuse about craftis fants on that one. He jumped backwards
a foot.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Exactly what it sounds like to second story coming out
of Saint Louis. Where hey, man, this guy, this guy
may be an idiot, but he's got to have the
biggest cojones I have ever heard about in my entire life.
According to the documents, twenty five year old Alexander Johnston
from Saint Louis rolled up to police headquarters at Olive Boulevard,

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where he then rolled under the gate of the parking garage.
He was then seen on video pulling on the handles
of the cars parked inside, and that is where he
found an open car and stole the police vest, the
bulletproof police vest, before then moving over to the swat bunker,

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where he then loaded up two duffel bags with a
Remington shotgun, a starter pistol, ammunition, plus items described in
the documents as a grenade launcher, and then walked out.
He loaded up two double bags of munitions and then

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walked out.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
He doesn't seem like the dumb one here. How is
that allowed to happen?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I mean, how is that open?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
How is that you can roll under the gates that's
big enough for a man to get under. I feel
like you've got a security issue.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
The good news is the grenade launcher wasn't really a
grenade launcher. It's what it's called a forty millimeters multi
launcher for the less lethal like bean bags and ball
pellets that they use for like crowd control and non
lethal type things.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Can you fire like M eightis out of that thing?
Like you know? In terms of fireworks, I.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Don't think so, you don't.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I mean you could create your own fireworks with a
rocket launcher, yeah, but they're just not as colorful usually
just kind of orange, red and black and that's it.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
It's okay, yeah, as long as it blows up.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
He was arrested and will be charged with first degree burglary,
stealing a firearm, explosive ammunition, nitrate, stealing, a Class A misdemeanor,
stealing of seven hundred and fifty dollars, and more, unlawful
possession of firearm, possession of transport, manufacture of illegal weapons,
and a whole list of others as well. He's going
to be spending some time in jail, but to have
the balls to go into the police station and load

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up and then.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Just walk out completely unimpeded. No one tried to stop
him at the moment.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah right, was no one keeping an eye on the
video cameras, like, hey, is that that doesn't look like
Officer Johnson?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
What's that guy doing there?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Just say right, all right, here you go.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
A couple of b ands for you in ninety nine seven,
The Blitz, It's the Morning Blitz.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
It's time Rock and Rumble, Kelly versus goose O The Blitz.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, Buddy, I for grabs Shen Wang tickets. He's going
to be at the Davidson Theater on September twenty seventh.
Very funny comedian who is working on his second special.
If you want to go and you want to laugh,
your opportunity right now. Eight hundred eighty two to one
ninety nine seven. Oh we need uh two cohorts if
you will. Kelly will represent one, I will represent the

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other in a game of Rock and rumble and uh
someone is gonna walk away with a pair of tickets. Uh,
now I think we are. We tied it up with
six and yeah, six, six and one.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
So I mean we don't need to keep track kind of.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Do kind of do not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I gotta build up enough of a lead where it's
just impossible for you to ever catch up again.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Let's find our contestants here, Blet's good morning? Who's this? Kevin?
All right? Kevin, you called in first. You get the choice.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
You want to be represented by Kelly or represented by
Goose no offense for give me Kelly?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Oh like that?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Pick none taken?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Kevin and Kelly the two k's.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Thank God is on a three person show, exactly right.
You could have got Courtney on. There would have been
a real mess. Blitz, Good morning. Who's this Karen?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Karen?

Speaker 11 (34:06):
My god?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
All right?

Speaker 8 (34:10):
Karen?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Well, since Kevin picked Kelly, you are with me?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Kep k way too many caves?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
All right, Karen?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Alright, Karen, Kevin, We're gonna put you on hold as
Kelly and I go head ahead, and someone is going
to win tickets?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Thick.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
What is today's theme for Rock and Rumble Today?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Is just the intros. This is one of my favorite
categories on the game. Song pop and you will just
hear the very beginning of the song and the first
one to give me the full title of the song.
Oh all right, And these are not you know, none
of these are like deep cuts or anything like that.
These are all big, massive hit songs. But they do

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come from different genres. Okay, so, but they're all huge.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Songs, all straight intros, like if you were just putting
the song the album on.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
The record, put the needle on the.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Record, right all right, Rock and rubble representing Kevin. You've
got Kelly representing Karen. You've got me goose. Here we go,
thick song number one.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Give me the title.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Back in Black? Darn it? Oh fell on. That did
sound like back in Black.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
That's why I used it. I heard that. Oh that's
a good one. Somebody will say back in black and
I did. Next one here, I.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Don't know any of the song. I just keep it playing.

Speaker 11 (35:56):
I know, blw up black No, ok, wow, you keep going.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
To the chorus.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Nothing.

Speaker 11 (36:12):
I don't know it.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
You don't hear the fan is journey, Yes, I.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Remember wait with the Wheels in the Sky.

Speaker 11 (36:25):
It won hit you?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
All right, come on go, sho's up on you to nothing?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Here ready so stupid, get back, focused, got focus, let
it go all right?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Here we there you go. It's like getting a bad
golf shot. You gotta let it go.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
All right, here we.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Get it.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I'm with you man, You ever lose a big bath?
Same thing?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Here we go, alright?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Song three?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh shooting? Okay, learn to fly? Hang on?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Break No you and me?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Life one? What what chance?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
At the time?

Speaker 11 (37:05):
What the half is the name of this song?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Are five? No? My hero?

Speaker 11 (37:14):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yes, I wasn't gonna get that until later.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Ah, what is the old?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
There goes my hero? All right? You got a point,
got a point, got a point? Two one Kelly, Here
we go. Song for.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Okay, don't wanna step Leonard?

Speaker 11 (37:53):
Why don't you?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Eight?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Song? Yes? Bulling?

Speaker 11 (37:57):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
We picked a seventh and eighth song off the record?
Why don't you go with the number one hits? That
wasn't number one hit?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Still are you getting it?

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Was a huge song?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
What's the name of it?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Fooling Parliament? All right? Get focused, focused.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Now, I'm looking that song. Oh that was not a
number one hit. There's no way it was in my car.

Speaker 9 (38:21):
Yeah, exactly, all right, here we go, Oh number one.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
How are you gonna go?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
My way? Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
God almighty, why is this so difficult? Can you hear it?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's brain free with you guys.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Come on now all right, three to two, Kelly, here
we go.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
How do you not get that first?

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (38:57):
My gosh? All right, God, are we ready? Ready?

Speaker 11 (39:01):
Crashing thing?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Hold on, hold on, we're gonna get it. Hold on,
We're gonna get it. What's the chorus?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yes, you can sing the whole song?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Say there, Well, there's there.

Speaker 11 (39:45):
A burning house that's burning. Now the house stop fire,
it's burning.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I'm gonna get the Marx meadows.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Burn it out?

Speaker 4 (39:56):
What's burning? Burn it down?

Speaker 12 (39:58):
The house?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
B s fun the head world up fire wire. We're
like job houses.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Quarter, Oh my job.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
I can't take it.

Speaker 11 (40:18):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
We're giving away the tickets. We're done.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
This is smartage.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I do believe the two k's came through Kevin and
Kelly winners again.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yes I'm not. I'm not blaming Karen for my brain fart.
She's getting tickets too, and it was awful.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Both of them for getting tickets.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Kevin and Karen will hook you both, God, that was
a dumpster player of the game. You're right, one, one,
eight four, you guys, damn you guys suck.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
You're right, we do.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I just want to know this is not my fault.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
You guys should have these here, so I'm gonna get
better Burning Midnight Oil unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
All right, Kevin Karen, hang out. We're gonna hook you
both all but take us for sheng Wang. Okay, sorry,
I just sit through that.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
That had to be difficult to listen to.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Feel like you're kind of being a sore loser a
little bit.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
No, No, in the middle of the contract, you start
looking up a song.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Because that was not a number one hit.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I guarantee it was. I guarantee fool and.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Was a number one hit right here, No foolin'.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
I think God played that death bill.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
There's no way fooling.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Let's see number nine on the mainstream rock need a
rumber nine man this They played the song every four.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
On the rock list. It didn't even make the Billboard
one hundred lists.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
It did number.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Twenty eighth, twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I still know it was being played every forty five
minutes on the radio in the day. I'm sorry you missed.
It was really fun time of life.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
All right.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Let me start off by saying.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I can't even fathom being a parent, and I say
that as a step parent, but you know, I came
into their life when they were already you know, basically teenagers,
or you know, eleven and fourteen, now thirteen and sixteen,
two of the most well behaved young men I've ever
seen in my entire life.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Like the groundwork was done done.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I mean, what Nora has done is mind blowing to me.
But again, being a parent, having kids, trying just to
make it through life, sometimes you take shortcuts.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
You can read every book.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
You want, doesn't mean it's gonna work out the way
you think it's gonna work out. And so however, you
can get through being a parent, get through being a parent.
And I'll also be the first to admit that the
boys eat too much takeout, We order too much food.
Even though I love to cook, there are still times

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and a lot of that began. Nor it will be
the first to admit a lot of that began when
you know, when she got divorced and was single and
was raising two kids, working full time, too tired to cook.
I'm just I'm getting drive through. It happens. However, have
the boys now gotten a little too much worried about

(43:28):
takeout or thinking about takeout? Asking for takeout? Yeah, it happens,
it does.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
They're good on the apps now, right they Uber eats
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, so easy. But I so this.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I saw this TikTok video and this is what made
me think of it, because this mother is both being
praised and catching some flag for something she does with
her kids.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Now her kids are much younger. You'll hear her kids
in the.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Background and you can tell they're they're barely speaking sentences.
They're they're definitely toddlers or young kids. But listen to
the video that she posted on TikTok.

Speaker 13 (44:07):
We ordered it food an Italian place. We got portolini minnestroni.
I also order chicken cash for it with some rice.

Speaker 11 (44:21):
Nice. Does this look so good?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Who wants soup and who wants chicken?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
All excited for the takeout food.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
The mom cooked all that food and actually has to
go containers that she bought genius, and she put it
in the to go containers, put it in the brown
to go bag, which you hear in the beginning and
she's taking it out of the to go bag today
Look what we got from the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
How can you criticize that? What is the criticism that
is such a genius move? Do that every day?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Maybe just getting the kids used to take out instead
of eating what's cooked for you? Yeah, yeah again, I'm I'm, I'm.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I get it. I mean, I guess I get that
it is tricking your kids, but I don't know. I
kind of love it. Why do I love that?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
And that's the question, how did you trick your kids
or how were you tricked growing up? Eight hundred eight
to one ninety nine seven oh or ninety nine seven hundred.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
How did you trick.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Your kids to make life just a little bit easier
on yourself or to get your kids to do what
they were being difficult about.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I find it funny.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
We got two text messages saying I used to tell
my kids that when the ice cream truck played music,
they were out of ice cream and on their way
back to is unreal.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I have heard that before.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Ariel Textan said, we tell our kids that they crossed
the line while they're bowling. They'll get shocked, and that
way they don't cross the line tricking them with actual
physical harm. You know, I guess it happened eight hundred
eight two one ninety n seven ninety nine seven hundred thick.
I want you to think about if you ever had
to trick your kids, Kelly, were you ever tricked as

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a kid, Think about it and we'll come back.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Or were you ever trying to keep doing that?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
You'll go blind?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Well, there's always that one for sure. Yeah, that's the
go too. You're very blurry.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
No, thick, where's three three point zero readers? That's is blind?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Now we know why.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
One I said no too much screen time.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
The blitz talking about this mom who's uh a little
famous on TikTok right now for her, I guess parenting
hack if you will, because she'll cook, but then she'll
put everything into go containers and then take it out
as if they ordered from a restaurant, so the kids
get all excited and eat takeout, even though she made
all the meals at home. Little trickery there, which reminds

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me of the time when I first started really spending
time with the boys. Obviously hanging out with but when
I started going over their house, and her being a
busy single parent, there was a lot of like air
fryer food, chicken nuggets and simple things, and so I
love to cook. So when I started making kind of
more elaborate meals, if you will. At the time, the
now thirteen year old, who was like ten and a

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half eleven, we told him that salmon was pink chicken,
and he loved it, like we're having pink chicken tonight,
Oh my gosh. Which, by the way, I hope he
learns in adulthood that you shouldn't eat pink chicken because
that results in tell them an l I but yeah,
so yeah, definitely. Sometimes you just gotta you gotta, you
gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Jeff, good morning. How's it going, man, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Good.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
How did you trick your kids? I don't have kids,
But my mom's trick really wasn't a trick. She gave
us this looking city.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
You don't eat what's on your plate, you don't eat.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
That's it. You just go hungry. Yeah, that does.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
That is not necessarily a parenting hag. That is just
what a lot of parents did, for sure. Thanks for
the call. Man's good morning.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
No, who's this.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Ert, Robert?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
How did you trick your kids or how did your
parents trick you?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
My kid I tricked with video games.

Speaker 12 (48:15):
He'd always want to play, so I'd either get him
a controller that wasn't plugged in or give him one
that was dead.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
With me so he could play with you but not
mess up your game. Exactly. Yeah, I did the same
thing totally playing absolutely. Yeah, that's great. Sometimes you got
you got your streak going, or your team you don't
want them to mess it up.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I get it. Thanks for the call.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Oh man, we got some text rolling ones six ninety
seventy five, said Tell. He used to telling my daughter
the toy section of Walmart's under construction, so we couldn't
go back there. That's a good one over there, Kelly, let's.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
See this person texted. My grandpa got me to try
Vienna sausages by telling me that they would make my
nightmares go away. But I actually believed that they made
my nightmares go away, so I kept eating them.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Works, It works, Drew says.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
My mom used to tell me that if I didn't
shut the toilet seat, that a snake could come up
through the pipes and escape into our house and bite me.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Okay, but that can happen actually, well, yes, not usually
any much in America.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Fish says his mom used to buy generic cereal, but
just put him in the name brand boxes.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yes, you buy the name brand boxes once, yes, and
then you buy the generic stuff and just read the
although there is a definite taste difference, but as a kid,
you don't care.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, trash man, Dave, We used to tell my stepdaughter
that Ben and Jerry's contains alcohol and kids can't eat it.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Kids have to eat the Croker brand.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Wow, it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Oh man, that was a good one, Chad said.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
When I was a kid, my mom convinced me that
if I told a lie, could see it on your tongue.
So if she knew I was lying, she would make
me stick my tongue out and I would confess immediately.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Oh that's so funny. Yeah, that's kind of like the
chemical in the pool that if you pee, it turns
at a different color in the sweating pool.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah. Absolutely, one ninety nine seven or ninety nine seven hundred,
if you've got one, would love.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
To hear from you.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I was raised by a Vietnam Vet. My mom and
my dad. Well, my mom was gonna be an event
that my dad was So it's basically my way or
the highway.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
This was no trickery. They did not care they you
did what they said. Or it was basically parenting with
love but a lot of fear and intimidation.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I can totally see that.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I would love to hear yours if you've got one
ninety nine seven of the Blitz. Now the three things
you need to know before you go Ohhi.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Lawmakers continue their talks on changes to the state's recreational
marijuana policies. Two separate bills that are in committee hearings
in the Ohio House would add some stricter guidelines to
the adult use cannabis industry. Approved by the state's voters.
Both of those measures would decrease the legal amount of
THHC extract in products like sweets and gummies from ninety
percent down to seventy percent. There are some differences, as

(51:20):
one of the bills includes a limit of six marijuana
plants for homes with at least two adults, where the
other keeps the current limit at twelve plants. They're doing
a huge solid for those growers up in Michigan. We
talked yesterday about how it is so much cheaper to
get your recreational legal, recreational weed in Michigan. Ye, so
much cheaper, like by four dollars a gram, cheaper a lot.

(51:46):
Yeah for flower, Yeah, for flour right now. And I
just been repeating this from yesterday's story. But Ohio, we
limit the number of grower licenses to right now, we
have thirty seven operational cultivators.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I'm pretty sure I can drive to thirty seven different
dispensaries from my house in a few.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Minutes right up in Detroit. Yeah, yeah, Michigan has the
number of grower licenses that are operational right now active.
We have thirty seven. They have one. Seven hundred and
ninety six is what. So we're just driving business up
to Michigan. An unprecedented blackout brought much of Spain and
Portugal to a standstill yesterday, stranding thirty five thousand train

(52:29):
passengers they who had to be rescued by the way,
and leaving millions of people without phone and internet coverage
and access to cash from ATMs. They are still investigating
what caused the sudden crash of the power grid. Spain's
prime minister had to address the nation yesterday and it
had been eleven hours of darkness and it was continuing.

(52:50):
The entire nation ground to a halt. Government experts still
trying to figure out what exactly happened. Portugal said it
did not happen in their country. They know that for.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, because there were there were like four or five
countries that were actually somewhat affected by this. Cultugal in
Spain obviously two of the biggest, but this was widespread.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah, they had to get power from like Germany and France,
they had to borrow power.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
At what point, obviously things are you know, in the
world right now, things are a little more tense than
normal all over the place.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
We all know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
And so if the power goes out and you're like,
oh power outage, okay, bomber and like our one two
three pass, you get to like hour eleven, no ATM access,
no Internet, at what point are you like, yeah, excuse me, what's.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Going on here?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
You guys can come over because we have a generator,
so we'll be oh great, thank you, all right for
a while.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Okay, till the gas runs out.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Till the gas runs out, but we'll be in better
shape than you.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Come over. I want you to enjoy some phone charging.
I want you to enjoy something cold from the fridge.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Appreciate that very much.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Yeah, China, there's a show several years ago.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
It's about four seasons and all the power went out worldwide.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Yeah, actually, get to the main grade or something.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I do remember that show.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
I can't remember the name of it.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Cedar Point opens for the season on Saturday, but the
park's new roller coaster, Sirens Curse, won't be in operation yet.
Sirens Curse is billed as North America's tallest, fastest, and
longest tilt roller coaster, and it will not open until
early this summer. So if that's what you're hoping for,
you definitely don't want to go on the season opening
day on Saturday. But there will be no wait for

(54:39):
the return of Top Thrill too. Now, last year, this thing,
they reworked the Top Thrill Dragster. Right after that terrible
accident that happened. They finally opened it last season. It
was opened for one week and then shut down for
the rest of the season. They say they fixed all
the problems. You can have fun riding it starting Saturday.

(55:00):
So there's one thing that you can do if you
didn't get a chance to write it last year and
you are a big roller coaster lover.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Revolution, by the way, it's the TV show Revolution.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yes, that was.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
It was a good show.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It did drag on a little bit, but it was good.
The nano tech craft nanotech stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I'm sorry too. I was kind of bragging about my generator.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
That was.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
That was a big brag. Normlry, arrogant.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
I don't want to hear another word about my chandelier.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Okay, you're uninvited to.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
That's going to be the reason. That's going to be
the reason for the power out it.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
She's gonna flip by that big ass chandelier and everything's
just gonna go barrel. It's all gonna shut down, damn it.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Think turn off your chandelier.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I saw a little bit ago we were talking about
a mother who tricks her kids into eating dinner because
she she makes homemade meals but puts them in carry
out boxes, and then the kids get excited that they're
having carry outs, so they're all excited to eat, and
so we we talked a little bit about tricking your kids.
Think found an article about women sharing their most and
this is the title of the article, unhinged marriage hack.

(56:08):
So I want to share some with you, Kelly, right,
and see if you would ever do these, if you
think these are mean, okay, diabolical, or maybe great ideas
like this one said. I tell him made up stories
about things my quote friend's husbands did and finish with
I'm so glad you don't do that, but they're actually
all things that he does do. So then he self

(56:30):
corrects himself, oh geez, and doesn't do those things anymore.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Thanks, therapist.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I feel like a therapist would say, don't do that,
Just have a direct conversation.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Just have a direct conversation.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah, but I guess maybe that's if you're afraid of
confrontation or something. Maybe that's sort of a way to
confront a situation without really confronting it. I wouldn't do
it that way, but I guess that what harm Yeah, are.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
You harming someone?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Not?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Really?

Speaker 2 (56:59):
You're lying?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Is that a lack of conversation? Possibly? What's it?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
What's it called when you're Oh my god, what's when
you're uh, indirect but direct?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
What is that called?

Speaker 7 (57:12):
Why?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
As aggressive?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yes, well, passive aggressive.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I think it is because you are lying and you
are trying to get him to do your manipulating in
a way that's not direct. You're not being honest. So
I don't like it, but I understand. Maybe there's a
fear of confrontation or something.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Oh yeah, you can always look at him and say
stop effing doing that.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I wore the same perfume every time we would go
to the mall. So now anytime I put it on,
he asked if I want to go shopping.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Okay, Now we're trying to read. It's trying to rewire
a brain.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Now, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
When he asked me to find something he can't find,
but it's in plain sight. He just didn't look hard enough.
I charge him a book. I now have four shelves
of books.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Oh that's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
I can see.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I know, I I know Nora's gotten crazy. It's right there.
I know women have do deal with that a lot
for sure. Oh where's my keys? They're in your hand?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Right?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
I will just out.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Loud boo him when he's not being nice helpful or
acting right. That's pretty fun. I make his lunches and
dinners for him. Sometimes, if I'm mad, I'll purposely make
it a little off and tell him I made it
with anger instead of love.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Somehow it works.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Okay, no, sad little extric cayenne in there.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Let's see this one.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
When we are planning to make a big purchase, I
first show him the most expensive thing and let him
marinate on it. Then I'll come back and show him
the one I really want, which is cheaper, and it
works every time.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Does feel like a lot of manipulation, It is.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Oh yeah, Like, is this guy really tough to do?
So you have to manipulate him?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Well again, I think that after so many years, not
every marriage is Most marriages are not perfect, and so
you're trying to get through it, and so sometimes you
think of little.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Things that you get what you want.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I love this, rather than get mad at the other
for not doing that thing you expected from them, for example,
like just doing the dishes instead of like nagging. We
just placed a stuffed animal by that thing so we
know it's the elephant in the room.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Oh, that's funny.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
That's funny to what the issue is.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
This is one that you could try. We wear party
hats during arguments. How can you possibly argue badly with
party hats on?

Speaker 4 (59:45):
You know some people will do it, they take all
their clothes off naked.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Yeah, sure, definitely heard of that.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
I like to say, you know what I love about
you and list what I want him to be like.
And he believes that he as those qualities, or at
least he starts to build on them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
So he's doing the things that I love.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
How about if we just break up because maybe there's
a seed of it in there. There's a seed of
something great in there, and you're just trying to water
that seed a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
God, I'm not a plant.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I'm just saying. I think some people don't hear direct conversations.
They may feel confronted. So if you can be encouraging
instead of fafnational, maybe that does help something sort of bloom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
You don't think Heather does anything to quote unquote manipulate you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
No, should just tell me yeah, you know why because
he does not take in directly. You have to be
direct with Thick because he doesn't understand nuance. And I
don't say that as a criticism. That is just the truth.
He is a black and white person. He is a
truth teller. He does not understand like, don't am I
right thing?

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Yes, you kind of not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
You don't read a room if it's not said, you're
very little if things are un said, and most people
are like, ooh, it feels pretty like cold in this room,
Like people are unhappy and thinks like, what are you
talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Are you picking up when I'm putting down?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah, she's probably learned to be very direct. I think
that's a good way of communicating, though absolutely wrong the
best way.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
To be honest, man, sometimes you want to hurt that
person's feelings though you're trying to tiptoe.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Sometimes you need tough love. I have needed it at
times in the past.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
So feel free to try those hacks if you wish
or be manipulative.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
The boys not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together, all right. From
the files of why.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Can't this happen to Me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
In Chicago last night it brings home security company truck
was rolling through the suburbs when somehow, no one knows
how the back doors opened up, creating three bags to
fall out and explode on the street. Each over three
hundred thousand dollars just blown.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
About as people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
People ran out and gathered up the cash and then
took off. So far.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Immediately they're like, oh, all those bills are marked, you
better turn those in. I'm like, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
As of right now, we'll see they say about one
hundred people ransacked the streets, taking over three hundred thousand dollars.
So far, nor arrest have been made. Yes, I do
have the one little guy sitting on my shoulder. That
money's not yours. It belongs to small business owners. You
should take all that money back. And then on the

(01:02:38):
other side, boy, I could really use that money trying
to buy a house right now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
That would be pretty great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Not gonna lie, that's a down payment, just waiting to
have him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I'm a solid believer that you like, you pay for
your actions. I don't think I could keep it. You
don't think I'd be waiting the rest of my life
to pay for that, to pay for stealing the constantly
looking over your Yes, I definitely would.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Be cameras everywhere everywhere, and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I cannot survive prison. I can't even I cann't survive prison,
I know it, even jail anyway, I can't stay one night.
I can't survive it. The clausterphobia, the smells, the yeah oh,
the no showering. Yeah, I don't think. I'm I'm not

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built for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
You run it down the street and grabbing the money.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I don't think. So come on, I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
I just I'm worried about getting caught.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah, but you didn't steal the money.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Yeah you are, and I know that, and you know
that it is illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
He's trying to make the you're trying to make the
case that you're helping clean up the streets.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Okay, all right, you can pretend that in your mind,
but it's illegal.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
If you find a wallet, you're legally required to turn
it in.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Oh yeah, if you find a wallet with cash and
you take that and just go home, yeah, you have
committed a crime.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
I'm not saying that I would keep the money.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
And I'm not saying I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I mean, I'll come visit you guys in jail, I guess,
but I can't be behind me.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
I don't want to go to I can't fish in jail, man,
I can't be in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
It's true. And I've said it before.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
With these soft supple hands and these big lips, I'm
gonna be in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
You'll find a Snickers bar on your cot every night.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
That's not a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Snickers bar, Kelly, that's something completely different. Wake up, like, oh,
is that a Snickers right? Nope, that's not a Snickers bar. Uh.
The Washington Nationals, you know, baseball teams are always trying
to come up with creative promotions. You go to a
Columbus Clippers game, They've got them nights and all kinds
of fun stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Washington Nationals doing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
But someone in their marketing department needs to have a
little talking to because they had themselves a pup in
the Park theme night last night. You can bring your
dogs to the ballpark.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
This has been done before.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Great idea, four legged friends, all kinds of activities. That's great. However,
they also planned fireworks night on the same night that
they plan in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
The park all right that they put them a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Sign on the jumbo tron stating if you or your
four legged friend are not fans of loud noises, We
advise you to exit Nationals Park immediately following the game's conclusion. However,
they only gave twenty minutes before they started lighting off
the fireworks, so of course, One, not everyone was out
of the park yet. Two, if you are out of

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the park, you're a block away, right. One dog was
actually seen getting freaked out and getting out of their
harness and almost getting hit by a car after they jerked.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
And ran away.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah, just a really bad idea, terrible planning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
On their park. You got to keep those two nights
completely separated.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Yeah, yeah, do them on different night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
You think it would be like just obvious, or you
got to give them an hour, right, but who's hanging
out in the park in an hour waiting for the fireworks?
Just put them on separate nights completely plan better, do
better that you're not still breaking news some of the blitz.
All right, I think we can all agree that there

(01:06:24):
are people who have gotten famous that we all know.
And you sit here and you're like, why why are
they famous? Why did this turn them into either internet
sensations or podcast sensations or whatever the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Case may be.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Right, Can you think of someone who's famous for a
dumb reason Colling.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
I mean, the one that comes to mind lately is
the hawk to a girl that was so annoying after
like five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
That was basically the second most mentioned person.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Really, there's one moment, man that makes a mango crazy
every time. You gotta give them that fuck dude.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
The best one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Yeah, she's basically the textbook example. Has gone on to
you know, go on stage with multiple country artists, started
a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Didn't she have like some kind of bitcoin, some kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Crypto ing she doesn't like to talk about that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Uh, the ones that drive me nuts and I don't
even know. You know, fame is is you know, it's
a is a loose term. But uh, the Island boys, imber.
Oh the audacity and the confidence that these kids walk
around with thinking they're so cool. I saw training for
a fight. Now, well there was what there's already there

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was one that's already been in a fight and got
his ass kicked. Oh he just got in a ring,
Like oh yeah, yeah, he got beat down.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
They're just annoying little punks for sure. Are you going
a little bit older? Honey boo boo, yes, honey booboo,
Like what.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Was, what was this story?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I don't even know she okay, don't even understand why,
because they got a reality TV show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Because everybody looks at a car crash.

Speaker 11 (01:08:21):
Yeah, yep uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
The other one that really drives me nuts now a
multi multi, multi millionaire off of album sales and only
fans bad Bud kick me out a day one appearance
on Doctor Phil acting like a annoying little teenager and
now you're a multi millionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
She was it something like making a million dollars her
first day and OnlyFans like that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
She told Doctor Phil she made him famous.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
She kind of did, she made more famous.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Also on the list this is kind of funny Kim Kardashian,
either for her father being one of Oj Simpson's lawyers
or the leaked video with ray J.

Speaker 10 (01:09:08):
Come Inside, But also on the list the rest of
the Kardashians who are famous for associating with Kim.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Nude selfies till I Die, And then also on the
list the Jenners who are famous for association with the Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
If you were to really look at that breakdown from
the release of the video with ray J and what
Kim Kardashian came and became, and what the Kardashians became.
I bet there's an entire Spiderweb slash family tree spin
offs and people who have become famous off of that

(01:09:46):
or sure like it makes no sense whatsoever?

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Can you think of anything? Have you done anything stupid,
Kelly that made you famous?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Oh? I don't think so. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.
Maybe I have, and I just blocked it out because
the trauma.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
Yeah, I asked a girl if she was pregnant, and
nobody will ever let me live it down.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Well, she wasn't pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
For many years at the lakehouse we go into in
the summer, my best friend's lake house, uh, and the
surrounding houses and the surrounding lakes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Over the many years I've been going. For a while,
I was the naked guy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Oh, okay, you're naked guy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
As I had, I had no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Are one naked guy or do you have to have
a few days of drinking under your belt?

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Us?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I used to be day one naked guy. Oka, for sure,
we were skinny, dead been or jumping off the boat
or go down the water slide naked.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Everybody's seen your things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Yeah, it was no problem with that one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
I have known, just among a very small group of
being somebody who cannot manage a ski lift. I have
been flipped turned every which way. I yeah, that is
something I am known for, but I'm not really famous
for it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Eight hundred eight two to one ninety nine seven oh
or ninety nine seven hundred are you? Are you famous
for a stupid reason, whether it's in your friends group
or locally maybe nationally, did you do something years ago
that got you some national intention for something stupid you did?
Eight hundred eighty one ninety nine seven oh or ninety
nine seven hundred ninetynine seven The Blitz there's a list

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of people sharing their opinions of people who got famous
for doing stupid things and wanted to know if you
were famous for doing something stupid, whether it be locally
with your friends or whatever the case may be. Some
others that are on the list here. Do you remember this?
Being famous for having eight kids mom?

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Yep, even older than that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Being famous for having your kneecaps smashed before an ice
skating competition.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
That I don't know that that should be on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
The list because she was already like a world champion
and famous before that of her happit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Yeah, but this turned her into like kind of trashy fame,
like everybody started portraying her. Is this the most trashy girl?
Do you remember that Tanya Tanya Hardy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
I knew who Nancy Carrigan was. I didn't know who
Tanya Harding was till this happened. You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
To real you know what, it doesn't get enough attention.
I Tanya the movie. Yeah, that's really good movie. Oh yeah, really,
I think it's Amy Adams who plays Tanya Harding. And
then uh, what's her name? Jenny the who's the Alice Jenny? Yeah, yeah,
she plays the mom. Really good movie. There's this one
scalding your crotchy area from McDonald's coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Oh yeah, it'll make you a million dollars famous?

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Uh? And then number one on the list actually, and
funny enough, I actually lived and worked in Colorado Springs
when this whole story took place. We followed this on
the radio Forever your mouth is a gape.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
I feel like I know what you're gonna say. What
is it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Balloon boysy balloon boy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
That was wild two thousand and nine, when a couple
claimed that their six year old six six year old
son Falcon was trapped inside of a homemade balloon that
was seven thousand feet in the air. The news and
helicopters were following the balloon as it floated through the air.
Of course, all worried about this six year old boy,

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and as it turned out, the boy was actually at
home in the attic and it was kind of set
up by the father for a little bit of notoriety.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Yeah, because once the balloon land and the kid wasn't inside,
then somebody was like, we saw something fall out midair,
and so then they launched another search, yes, to find
the kid's body. And the whole thing was just a
prank by the dad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Absolutely insane, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Awful.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Let's see, we got some people texting in Aubrey said,
I'm famous for asking what Hitler's last name was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Okay, oh, all right, well they really do only refer
to him by that name, so I guess I can understand.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
You're like, wait a minute, yeah, you should should definitely
not be famous for that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
This person said, flushing eight pool balls down the toilet
on New year's got three million views on TikTok for
that one.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
By the way, Aubrey also said Honeybooboo was a pageant
girl when she got the show.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Yeah, and that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Yeah, and then just how crazy her family was and
Mama June and everything else. Yeah, but again why Yeah.
Everything doesn't need to be a reality TV show. We
have got to be reaching the breaking point of reality TV.
I mean, more of these contests coming out where it's like, oh,
look we did dealer no Deal for so many seasons

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in so many countries. Now let's do it on an island,
like really.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Really new ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
No, there really are no new ideas. We got to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
If you've got one eight or ninety, Night seven hundred nine,
Night seven of the Blitz, clear down the three things
you need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
It is possible we may see some strong storms this afternoon.
It's looking like a round between like three and nine
somewhere in there, three and six for Columbus, and we've
got an elevated risk of high wind.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
It's an alert day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah, that's what they say. We might get some which
imaginger hail.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
I hate to watch imaginger and the damage it does
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
So anyway, just uh f yi, that's supposed to come
through at some point this afternoon, maybe around three pm.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Yeah, we are.

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Definitely getting some winds, heavy winses today.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Yeah, yes to forty.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yeah, that's that's pretty that's pretty heavy winds.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Sufficient.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
During a feedboat race over the weekend on Lake Havasu
in Arizona, what are the boats went airborne toward the
end of the race, did a complete backward flip, twisted around,
and landed on the lake upside down. Still managed to
cross the finish line and win the race. Two racers
inside the boat's covered cabin survived the event like people.

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The commentators were like, I don't know, this is survivable.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I could believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yes, they both survived. They were wearing harnesses and helmets.
They walked away with a broken collarbone, broken ribs. One
had a fractured knee. The boat registered at top speed
of two hundred point one miles per hour, which was
enough for the win. I still won the race.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
When that thing went up, it literally looked like a
jet taking off into the air. It just the nose
went up, and yeah, planes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Take off at less speed.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Than that. So you get a little winter a wind
underneath that thing and what happened. There's video floating around
from both inside the inside the cat.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, there's something inside. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I mean I'm not completely shocked that they survived. I
mean they're strapped in and these things are built like
you know race cars that hit the wall at one
hundred and eighty miles an hour. Yeah, of course it
can result in catastrophe. But you can still walk away
from some of these things too.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Yeah, in safety.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
YEA a former Disney employee who hacked into the company's
servers to alter its restaurant menus, including falsifying allergen information
and putting profane language on the menus is going to
prison for three years.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Yes, this guy, Michael Schuer, lives in Florida. He was
sentenced in federal court in order to pay nearly six
hundred and ninety thousand dollars in restitution, with most of
that money going to Disney. Now here's what happened. He
worked as a menu production manager for Disney, and he
was fired last June for misconduct. Well, they forgot to

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take away his access to secure internal servers. So he
was able to get in there multiple times and make
changes to the menu, and that included like omitting that
there was peanuts and something, I mean, some dangerous things. Yeah,
menus never went to print, but had they it could
have been bad. The thing is he kept going in

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and altering, like he'd put bad language on all the menus,
and then he'd go back in and do something different. Well,
the last time he did something, which is how Disney
figured it out, is because he changed all the menu
text to wing edings. So like then, I guess Disney,
the upper echelon of the menu producers got a you know,

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notification that these menus the computers were having a hard
time with them because of the wing dings, and they
figured out this guy was getting in there and messing around.
So three years in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yeah, I mean, I guess wild cyber crimes is one thing,
and then if you're if you're tried or convicted on
each separate account, you know, twenty counts of cybercrime because
you every time, you can get charge for every time
you log in.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
That's one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
But changing allergens where it might actually physically harm someone,
that's a little bit different. For sure.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Can you imagine looking at the probability of something and
the probability is zero, I'm sorry, point zero zero zero
zero one percent chance that something happening, and then it
actually happens.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Is that a ten thousandth of a percent.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Five six hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Percent.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah, and it actually came true. A husband and wife
in Humboldt County, North California were recently well, let me
let me give you some numbers here. There's about one
hundred and thirty six thousand people in the county, and
about one hundred and six thousand of them are adults,
which mean one hundred and six thousand of them can

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get a jury summons, which is what happened to this
husband and wife. And not only that they were both
selected for the same jury. No way, zero point zero
zero zero zero one percent chance. And yes, they were
actually selected. David and Tory Wilmington are going to serve

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on the jury for this drunken driving case, and they're
both being really cool about it. In fact, Tory is
actually excited because she's never been served for a jury
summons before.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Will they let them They'll go ahead and let them
be on the same jury.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Yeah, I don't see why not. I mean, it does
defy odds. But Toy said, serving our community together is
not something new for us. This is just a different
way for us to serve our community together. And David said,
being with her means I don't always snap so quickly.
To stand my ground, you got to hear all the disagreements.
So actually having her here is gonna help me hear

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all sides of the argument.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
So h there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
I mean, depending on how long the case last, are
they gonna save taxpayer money and put them like are
they sequestered? Are they going to put them in the
same hotel room? Or do you have to keep everyone separate?
Are they gonna be given extra explicit instructions to not
talk about the case because you're not supposed to talk
about the case outside.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Of the jury room, right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I don't know, but man, those are some small odds.
I would love for those odds to work in my
favor next time I buy a lottery ticket. Yeah, no, kiddy,
that's what I would want. It's ninet ninety seven the Blitz.

Speaker 12 (01:21:30):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Some stuff on a Tuesday morning, make you a little
bit smarter than you were when you woke up today.
Did you know the bankrupt TGI Fridays only has eighty
five restaurants left in the United States? There were around
six hundred locations when it peaked in two thousand and eight.
I didn't even realize there were still eighty five of them.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
I don't know how there are any around here because
I got a gift card, do you really?

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Yeah, I've had it for about fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
I would be.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
As much as I enjoy going and enjoying a Sunday
fun day with the Triple Trio at Chili's or maybe
the two for twenty at Applebee's, I'd be a little
leery about going to a TGF Fridays.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
I'm not gonna lie. Really, Yeah, I don't know if
i'd want to go in one.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
I like Chili's too, Yeah, I like they got good ribs.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
They do.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
There's nothing wrong with Chili's whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
More than half of the mushrooms in the US come
from one county in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
For real. Yeah, that man, that is ram.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
That must be like the entire economy is the mushroom
economy in that county in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
And are they fun mushrooms or the kind eat just eat.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Thing than the kind you eat on a salad. Yeah.
The US only drinks the twenty fourth most coffee per
capita in the entire world.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Really twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
I mean I've got my usually two cups a day
in the morning for the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Maybe I think this is my third.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Actually, yeah, people in Finland drink three times more coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Than we do.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
I believe that that's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
So much coffee. That's coffee all day. People here that
do that, I know there are. Yeah, that's a lot. Uh.
The place where people disappear the most in the US
is an area called the Alaska Triangle. Oh yeah, it's
mostly wilderness. Since nineteen eighty eight, more than sixteen thousand

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people have disappeared there. Oh that that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
They're just like freezing to death, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
And you're just buried under snow or something.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
You figure there would be a thowt at some point,
but no disappeared. Gone.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Audio's muchachos.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Kay, Well, I have a solution. Don't go there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
That would be the right solutions. I'm not ever going there, yep.
And finally Ed O'Neill. I love that O'Neill. I have
to go back and watch Married with Children.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
He threw five touchdowns in one game they did. I
have his jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
I have to go back and watch that series. I
see clips and I'm like, this was such a funny show.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
It is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
It's set up so many shows. Sure it was. It
was kind of the next step forward from All in
the Family and Archie, the Archie Bunker. But then you
look at that and you get into all of the
you know, Roseanne was almost a direct rip off of Marriat,
you know, just the the you know, broke, low income,

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dysfunctional family type stuff. But man and then of course
a modern family, great show. Well after college, Ed O'Neil
was actually signed by the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Oh that's right, Yeah, how was he threw five touchdowns
in one game.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
That had nothing to do with it, But he was
cut during a training camp and well we all got
lucky for it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
So what's her name? That was the daughter Christine Applegate? Yeah,
don't tell him. On The Babysitters Dead was on the.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Oh man, I had a crush on her. When she
was unmarried with children.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Oh who didn't, Oh that poofed out eighties hair, some
tight black shirts.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
But yeah no, I actually have a polkai with Bundy.

Speaker 8 (01:25:15):
On the bas.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Uh. There you go, learning some stuff on a Tuesday morning,
ninet ninety seven of The Blitz