The Best 'Yeahs' In Songs and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-9-26 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This would be a good game, definitely.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Uh-oh!

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Guess what day NFL kickoff is, huh?

Speaker 4 (00:06):
Anybody?

Speaker 5 (00:06):
This guy.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike! What day is NFL kickoff?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Today or earlier, we know.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Yeah, thanks, Chris.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm asking Mike.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Come on, Mike.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's another name for Wednesday. Just say it.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hump Day.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hump Day! Hump Day kickoff!

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah!

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Where's Tomlin?

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Patriots, Seahawks, NFL kickoff on NBC and Peacock.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Don't.

Speaker 7 (00:30):
The inches we need are everywhere around us because we
know when we add up all those inches, that's going
to make the difference between winning and losing.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's the morning blitz.

Speaker 8 (00:47):
The country believes Ohio State is the number one team
yet again.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
All right, ready? And tell them, tell them, tell them,
we ain't never scared.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
We ain't never scared.

Speaker 9 (01:05):
I'm tired of saying next year, next year, next year.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
This is it.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Hey, listen, the pressure's on, Joe Burrow.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Please.

Speaker 8 (01:15):
The Browns have officially named Deshaun Watson as their starter.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
And that same fan base, they cheered when I got hurt.
I feel like I get more love on road games
than I do home games, so.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Hey, shut up.

Speaker 10 (01:25):
How about that?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
If I was a Browns fan, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Going to the home game.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You are a factory of sadness. And welcome to Columbus, folks.
The world famous Ohio State. I was made for the bird.

Speaker 11 (01:43):
Your morning blitz begins now with Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
It's in the game on The Blitz. It's going to
be another warm one high at 90, hot and humid today.
You know, I appreciate how much work you put into
these little montages, Thick, but you might have to change it.
I don't know if Deshaun Watson's going to make it

(02:08):
past week one. Well, he might have to get in
there and be like, yeah, we're going to change that.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
That's got to be a hostile work environment, right?

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh, it's got to be awful.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
If you're playing, and the first two games are on
the road.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
But when they come home, man, those fans, I think
they're going to be relentless.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Probably.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
That's a hostile work environment.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
You've got to have some thick skin. I mean, just
all there is to it. Welcome to your Wednesday. How
are you, Kelly? I'm fine.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
I've been up since 1.50 this morning.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Why?

Speaker 8 (02:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It happens.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
It's one of those nights.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Just woke up.

Speaker 12 (02:39):
You start chewing on the worst possible things you could
chew on.

Speaker 13 (02:43):
Right.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
It's like, ugh. And any possible disaster enters my mind
at that time in the morning. And sometimes I just
can't get over it.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
There have been times where I don't know what will
slip in my mind. Sometimes it's– I remember like two
weeks leading up to the wedding, almost every night I
had some sort of like horrible thought run through my head.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
It's like a crisis.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:08):
That you must solve at 1.50 a.m.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
But it was also like, what if something happens? What
if Nora's driving and she gets in a car? And
I would sit there in my own head and go, nope, nope,
we're thinking. So tomorrow's show, we're going to do this.
I got this joke lined up and I'm going to
do this. We're going to make people laugh. I had
to change my whole mindset so I could go to sleep.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Because it just gets in your head. Yeah. Won't stop.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
That's a bummer.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Oh, that's all right. Everything's good. Plenty of caffeine in me.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 13 (03:39):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
And the good news is it's already Wednesday.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Like, you know, you got to love those short weeks.
Not only that, I don't think you're excited. Football kicks
off today. NFL is back.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
I'm done drafting fantasy leagues. That's out of the way.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm ready.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I have to, real quick, go to Delicious Audio. You
got to play a clip of that baby, that kid.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
This is unbelievable. There is this kid. This mother posted
a video, and I'm not good at guessing ages, but
the kid is sitting on its butt, so it's obviously
old enough to hold himself up, and he's old enough to.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Say words.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Maximum three years old.

Speaker 13 (04:16):
Max.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Okay, good. Because I have a very bad at guessing ages.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So I was thinking two, maybe three.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Definitely not 17.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
I don't think he's three.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
But, yeah, definitely a toddler of some sort. And the
mom has every NFL team's little tiny mini helmet on
the ground.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
And any time she picks one up, who's the quarterback?
Take a listen.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
Who's the quarterback?

Speaker 13 (04:39):
Humps.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Donuts. Jacoby. Jacoby.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Goff. Jerry Goff.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Love.

Speaker 11 (04:48):
Jordan Love.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Mendoza.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Mendoza.

Speaker 13 (04:53):
Goff.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
And then Burrow.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
Burrow.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Matt.

Speaker 13 (04:57):
Matt Stafford.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
Who does Cam Ward play for?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I do.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
And then he'll pick up the helmet. Basically, what she's doing,
she's holding up all the team helmets.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's a speed it up. And the baby is just
naming off quarterbacks.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Wow. And then he'll go to reach for one, and
he'll pick it up. He picked up the Kansas City
Chiefs helmet, and he's like, Holmes.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Aww.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I thought of it.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I swear to God, I watched it, and I was like,
is this you 37 years ago?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
How this little kid, this maybe three-year-old, knows every single quarterback.
At one point, he was holding up the Lions helmet and.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Said, Jared Goff. And mom goes, who's the running back?
That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
I just couldn't believe what I was watching.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Good for that kid.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
He didn't miss one. He did not miss a single one.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Could he enter a fantasy league?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's a good question.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I mean, how mad would you be if you lose
to a three-year-old?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I would retire. Yeah, at that point you're just done.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I gotta give up.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Anyways, yeah, NFL kicking off tonight. Are you going to
stay up a little late to watch tonight?

Speaker 6 (06:05):
I'm going to take a nap. I've got to see some.
I've got to see some of that game.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
You've got to get it in your system. Naturally absorb
a little bit of football.

Speaker 10 (06:12):
This is like the greatest week ever because then we
get the Thursday night game.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Then we get Saturday. We've got Ohio State, Texas, and
then we have NFL Sunday. I mean, it's Merry Christmas, everybody.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well, to you. Some people don't care. But to you, yes.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
I like this one over here in the corner. She's like, yeah.
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
I've been up since 150.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Shut up. Coming up today, we have got your Louder
Than Life VIP passes. Yes, we have got a pair
of weekend VIP passes if you want to go to louderthanlife.com.
That is going to be an absolutely insane weekend coming
up in Louisville, Kentucky. All goes down September 17th through
the 20th, and you can be there. We are going
to give you a chance to win those tickets at 8.05

(06:54):
this morning. So make sure you keep it tuned in
right now. Let's go with Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 10 (06:59):
All right, $ 25 up for grabs to waterbeds and stuff
if you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
As we just mentioned, the NFL season kicks off tonight.
And coming up on November 15th, they're going to play
a game in Munich, Germany.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Patriots and your Lions, Goose, over in Munich.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, it's going to be a good one.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
And they're going to have a rock band play the
halftime show. Who is the band?

Speaker 10 (07:20):
First one to text it in at 800-821-9970, you'll get
the gift card.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia Thick.

Speaker 10 (07:27):
All right, the question was, the NFL will have a
game between the Patriots and Lions that will be played
in Munich, Germany on November 15th. They have announced the
rock band will perform the halftime show.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Who is the band? He said there ain't.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
No rest for the wicked. Money don't grow.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Page the Elephants.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
I don't know if they have a connection to Germany or.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
No idea.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
No.

Speaker 10 (07:54):
But they will play that halftime show.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, they're doing.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Halftime shows all over the place.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
And they've got.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
That one game, Ricky Martin.

Speaker 10 (08:01):
Is that She Bangs?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
She Bangs? She Bangs?

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
No, it's William Hunt.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Yeah, Ricky Martin. Yeah, that's William Hun.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hun, that's the name of William Hun.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
That's She Bangs.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, the best version of She Bangs.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But, you know, Ricky's the original.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah. The good, the cover, the great cover.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yes, the great cover, right.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
It's when the cover eclipses the original.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Sometimes that happens.

Speaker 10 (08:32):
They do have the Jonas Brothers in Melbourne tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
No connection there either.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
I could care less about that either.

Speaker 10 (08:43):
Zach Parks from down in Jackson, Ohio. First one to
text in the correct answer gets the $ 25 to water bets.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Congratulations. I hate that we have to say it, but nowadays.
The things you see on the Internet aren't real, okay?
People put on a facade online. If you're trying to
keep up with the Joneses about the things you see online,
it's never going to work. You're going to make yourself miserable.

(09:08):
And now it has gotten so bad that Dr.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Peter B.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Fodder is a plastic surgeon. And he has got people
who come in. With ideas. You know, you go in
and you're like, I wish my nose would look like this.
And you hold up a picture. Or I wish that
my butt would look like this. Or I wish I
could have boobs like this. Well, it has gotten so
bad with not only filters, but people coming in with

(09:35):
AI pictures.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
They look like this.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
The doctor has now come forward. Take a listen to
what this plastic surgeon had to say. Patients being prompted.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
By not only selfies that they change with filters, but
also with AI, Snapchat, dysmorphia. Patients just continue getting surgery
and never.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Are totally satisfied with what happened.

Speaker 9 (10:00):
But unfortunately, they're coming with images in their minds and
they present images to us in consultation that are not accomplishable.
So it introduces unrealistic expectations.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, when you're a plastic surgeon, when you show your
picture to a plastic surgeon, he goes, yeah, no. No.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Not happening.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
That's how bad it's gotten where people are taking pictures
with their Snapchat filters and then taking it into the
plastic surgeon and make me look like this. That's not
how that works.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
And we all know the art of plastic surgery is
not quite perfected yet. I mean, it can always get better, right?
You see like a lot of jobs.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Of course.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
So, yeah, to expect some perfection is it's really sad.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
It is. It's very unfortunate. And there are so many people,
celebrities especially, because we see pictures of them all the time.
There are a good handful of celebrities where you look
at them and you're like, how did you not stop?
Do you not see yourself? Like, what is going on?

Speaker 12 (11:02):
And also some of the most fascinating people are the
people that are interesting to look at.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
And we're all trying to look the same.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (11:12):
I mean, I think in particular, like on Widow's Bay,
Kate O'Flynn, who is like the greatest character on that show.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
She has got an interesting face.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
And there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
She's not pulled back tight.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's okay to be unique.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Please.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
It's better to be unique.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
And it's also actually like an honor to age. Like,
you've been through some stuff. Wear like a badge.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
I mean, it is a given that, you know, people
of a certain look, it's been known to have its advantages.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I get it. But come on.

Speaker 12 (11:48):
You know, I've read that casting directors have a very
difficult time now, especially when they're casting a period piece,
to find good actors and actresses who can reflect the
period and not have blown up lips and tight faces
and actually look like a real human.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, when they have to do extra makeup work to
make you look the part, like... You're that fake looking
that they actually have to normalize you up. That's not good.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
I didn't know Joan of Arc had those giant lips.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
That's not good.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
So, yeah, make sure if you have any idea or
any plan to go get plastic surgery, you're not walking
in with this AI filter where the doctor's going to
laugh you out of the room because your face is
not made of clay. They can't just do anything. There
are limitations. So know that walking into the plastic surgeon's office.

Speaker 11 (12:42):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Our first story takes us over to Clovis, California, where
47-year-old Kelly Lynn Brown was a bookkeeper at a Fresno business.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
She's the bookkeeper.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
She's in charge of the books. She handles all the dollars-es-es, goings-ins-es,
and outs-es-es.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Uh-oh.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
She's got access to all the employees' personal information. She's
in charge of billings and things. Well, she thought it
might be a good idea for the company to get
a company credit card. However, the owner said, yeah, we're good.
We're operating kind of on a cash basis. We got

(13:27):
enough money coming in. It's outweighing the money going out.
Let's just leave things as it is. And this was
a suggestion made back in 2021. Well, apparently Kelly disagreed
with the owner. So she went ahead and applied for
two credit cards, one under the company's name and one
under the owner's name. And then she also made sure

(13:49):
as the bookkeeper who was in charge of all the
monies is goings ins and outs. This is that she
had her name. On the credit cards as well.

Speaker 8 (13:59):
Just to be safe.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah, because you never know if the owner's not around.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Right.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
And something needs to be paid.

Speaker 8 (14:03):
The owner's not around to use the credit card that
they don't want.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Right.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Make sure I'm an authorized user with my own card.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
Good thinking.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
She then proceeded to use the credit card for purchases
like a down payment on a motorcycle, a down payment
on a truck. She made many clothing purchases at an
online boutique. all going back to 21, 22, 23, so
on and so forth. After the owner finally learned of

(14:32):
the incident and looking into things, she had spent over
$ 4 million. How do you think no one's going to
notice $ 4 million? Straight to jail.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
That makes, what?

Speaker 12 (14:49):
Poor thing, she got used to the lifestyle after a
while and couldn't stop.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Guess after like year two, you're like, oh, they're not
even looking.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
They're never going to know. So why wouldn't you keep going?

Speaker 12 (15:01):
Yeah, now they owe it to her because she's become
accustomed to a certain lifestyle.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
You enabled me.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
$ 4 million later, she now faces a maximum penalty of
10 years in prison, $ 250, 000 fine, and three years of
supervised release.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
She didn't even have to go to jail?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Not yet, because they just, well, they just kind of
are wrapping this thing up. This is the investigation that's
been going on for a while. So she is now
going to go to trial.

Speaker 8 (15:30):
I'll take, okay.

Speaker 12 (15:31):
I was going to say, I'd take four mil in
exchange for supervised release.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Right.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
You can supervise me all you want.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yes, but that supervised release is after the 10 years
in prison. Oh, I got you. Yeah. 10 years in prison, $ 250, 000.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
I missed that part.

Speaker 13 (15:44):
Sorry.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
That's the key part. I blacked out for a second.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
I didn't hear it either. I just heard the fine.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
No, no. Ten years in prison kicks the whole thing off.
That's how you start your vacation.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
And then there's everything else after that.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Pass.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Story number two takes us down south. We have ourselves
a WTF. What the Florida? 41-year-old Florida man by the
name of Christopher Herndon is dealing with some drug charges.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
You know, I recommend if you would like, I've heard
that it helps if you keep a journal. You know,
every night, every other night, jot a few things down.
How are you feeling? Maybe show some gratitude. These are
the things that went well today. You know, if you're
kind of in a slump, you got to make sure
you give some gratitude. And if you're a drug dealer,

(16:32):
you might have some gratitude. And you might write in
your journal, no police will come to me. And I
guess that could either be like positive thinking or like
a mantra or.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Almost like your vision board, like if you put it
out there.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Trying to manifest.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Manifest.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
No police will come to me until they do. SWAT
team busted through this man's door where they seized 849
grams of fentanyl, which is more than 400,000 potentially lethal
doses of fentanyl. Not only that, he had a kilo
of meth. 1.3 kilograms of cocaine, 57 grams of crack cocaine,

(17:12):
14 grams of marijuana, $ 12, 000 in cash, plus his notebook
in which he wrote, no police will come to me.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
See, he was only doing the fest part of it,
of the manifest.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh, of the manifest.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
He was only doing the fest part, yes. One police
showed up. They actually saw his book. They started flipping
through it, and one of the police goes, Yeah, that's
not how that works.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, we're still going to come for you.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
Nice try, but it's not a balance for what you've
been doing.

Speaker 13 (17:42):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
He's facing quite a few charges. Obviously, they haven't even
released the entire list. But again, with that mountain of drugs,
he's going to be looking at some time for sure.
Manifesting no police doesn't really work, especially when you've got
that amount of drugs not happening. That's your Not So
Breaking News, 99.7 The Blitz. Kelly, I know you've been

(18:10):
married for a while, but obviously it probably wasn't accessible
back then, because you've been married for a while now,
so you wouldn't necessarily have to do this. But do
you know of anyone? Do you have any friends, or
would you help out a friend? Do a background check,
like a little Google searches, Google Internet sleuth. If you

(18:31):
had someone out in the dating world, they're like, I'm
with this guy. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
I love doing that stuff. I'll do it even if
you don't ask me.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
So this does relate then. You have done this before.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
I love it.

Speaker 13 (18:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
I'll dig in deep.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Nor is the super sleuth when it comes to.

Speaker 12 (18:46):
Now, I've never paid for like the, you know, when
they're like, oh, we can give you this information if you.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
Give us $ 2 or something. I've never done that.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, you'll do your own internet sleuthing.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
You can get some good information.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
That is something that is pretty common nowadays, especially with,
you know, catfishing and meeting people on the internet. You
think you know someone, but you might not. And so
you might do a little research before you head on
a date. Or maybe you do meet someone. Exchange phone
numbers or have a little something, and then you go
home and start searching.

Speaker 12 (19:15):
A lot of free stuff out there. Active and closed
criminal cases, traffic cases. You can find out how people vote.

Speaker 8 (19:23):
I mean, all kinds of stuff for free.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wow, look at you.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Yeah. I mean, or at least what party they're registered with.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Right, right, right.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
If that matters to you.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Now, if they're not registered, it doesn't even show them, right?

Speaker 8 (19:34):
No, it just says unregistered.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
I knew that was public record.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
AI is taking the next step forward because you can
now ask AI to help dig up dirt on dates
or potential dates.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's a new service called Stud or Dud.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
And sure enough, it uses data from peoplefinder.com, which is
a very common.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
One to use.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Public records, including marriages, family, criminal records, bankruptcies, tax liens,
social media accounts, LinkedIn, things like that. So you can
definitely dig a little deeper. And all you need is
a person's name or phone number to run a search.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Phone number will help you out a lot.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I guess it does kind of narrow it down, doesn't it?

Speaker 13 (20:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, because you could have someone with a common name.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
But narrow it down by phone number.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
On one hand, they say it's not that different from
Googling someone. Obviously, the most common thing to do. But, again,
if you have common names, John Smith, Mary Williams, things
like that, then this will help narrow it down, especially
with that phone number.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
However.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Some people think it's a little excessive if you're just
meeting up for a coffee date. Do you have to
start internet sleuthing right off the bat? Or do you
give it at least one meeting? I just do it
right off the bat. You're right off the bat.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Why not? I got the time.

Speaker 13 (20:58):
800-821-9970.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Is this something that you do, especially if you're single?
Is this common practice now? You won't go on a
date before you Google someone or background check someone through peoplefinder.com.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
And now you can use this service on AI.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
They said the tool also highlights red or green flags
about the person. But the CEO behind the service, Amber Higgins,
she says don't pass judgment just because something pops up
on the site.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
But how are you not going to?

Speaker 5 (21:28):
I figure that's the reason you're doing it is to
pass judgment.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
See, my wife could do this service. She just knows how.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
To find everything.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Women in general, because like I said, Nora is very
good at this too. I've seen her find people through
pictures on Facebook that connects to Instagram, which then connects
to people you know, which then circles back to a
piece of information you were looking for that wasn't directly available.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's ridiculous what these women can do.

Speaker 10 (21:59):
Somebody new moving in the neighborhood, like my wife, what
do you know about them?

Speaker 6 (22:03):
I don't know anything. Find out.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Well, what are their names?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'll tell you in a moment.

Speaker 13 (22:06):
Right.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
I'm like, what?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
They say, unlike Googling or just meeting up, even through
a video chat, the background check is not free.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Five to 20 bucks, basically.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Is what it's going to cost you if you want
to do these background checks.

Speaker 12 (22:21):
I've got the search page open right now for Franklin
County Clerk of Courts.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Lay it on me.

Speaker 12 (22:25):
I'll find out if somebody's got any kind of pending
court case, a closed court case, whatever.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
It's all there, baby.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's insane.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah, and let me tell you something.

Speaker 12 (22:35):
If I search you and you don't have a single
speeding ticket, I'm like, eh, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
You might be too clean for me.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Right, a little too clean.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
A little too clean. You need something.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
What are we going to talk about?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
You've got nothing on your record?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I mean, come on.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
That's me.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
You've got to have something.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
I've got nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Nothing.

Speaker 10 (22:53):
I haven't had a speeding ticket in over 30 years.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
The team has been chock full.

Speaker 12 (22:57):
Of court cases, so you guys have.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Something to talk about. You balance each other out.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Never been arrested.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
I don't think I've ever Googled anyone. I've never done
any sort of.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
You haven't gone deep into someone's Facebook even?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
But you never Googled yourself? I've Googled myself before. I
can't find anything. See, mine all pop up about, like,
just radio stuff.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Yeah, same here.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
You know, because we've got certain trades and certain online
radio magazines that the radio people read. And so it's
just my name popping up. Like, if I got a
new job, who's got a job here? Like, the Blitz announcement.
If you Google my name, the Blitz announcement's about the
first thing that pop up.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
But, yeah, I don't... I mean, my arrest was in.

Speaker 14 (23:39):
27? 2007?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, 2007.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
So it's... And then before that, when I was 18,
so that was 96, 95.

Speaker 12 (23:50):
So you've overcome a criminal history.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
I love it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I've grown up.

Speaker 8 (23:55):
That's great. You've grown up.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
But yeah, I have never sat down and Googled a
date or anything.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
I beg you to find me somebody to research. I
love it.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Well, I haven't dated since all this crap came about.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Why would you have to Google anyone?

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Do you have an enemy I can look up? Any
type of.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Man, I'm going to have to think of someone for
you to have to.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Google search now.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Any kind of op in your life?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, now I'm going to have to start something. Just
so I have a woman behind the keyboard. You're like
the woman behind the keyboard. That you dig up all
the information.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Man, alright.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
800-821-9970. Is this something that you have done before? And
what service did you use? Did you find anything? I
would love to know that.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Vanessa actually had a couple pop up with domestic violence charges. Really?

Speaker 8 (24:47):
That doesn't need a first date. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
You just call it right before.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
You're like, no, I'm good.

Speaker 13 (24:52):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Don't even deserve a first date. We're not even getting coffee.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Not domestic violence.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
It's not a good resume for a date.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
It is not. Why are you going to waste your
time on the first date if you find out right away?
They've got some DV chargers. Not even worth it.

Speaker 13 (25:08):
800-821-9970.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
And now, the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
79 missing children were found in Ohio last month during
a major recovery effort led by the U.S. Marshals Service.
Operation Meridian ran through August. Officials say the kids, ranging
in age from 6 to 17, were located by law enforcement.
Authorities say the cases involved everything from suspected sex trafficking

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to physical and emotional abuse. In one case, Columbus police
helped find a 13-year-old girl who was allegedly being kept
in a basement crawl space in Lockbourne.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
How long was that child's life like that?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
That is.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
My gosh.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
That number seems so high.

Speaker 14 (25:52):
It's wild.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
That's insane.

Speaker 13 (25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:55):
That you have to have an entire operation to find
these missing kids.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Like, you know, obviously sometimes your phone will go off
or you see the digital billboards and they'll have the
Amber Alert or, you know, things to watch out for.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
But 79 recovered in one month? That's... Cool.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
It's pretty shocking.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
Well, like we said, they were treating diabetes with Ozempic
and figured out, hey, this also treats obesity. And so
it's just become widely used in a successful way.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
And now all these other side effects they've been talking about.

Speaker 12 (26:28):
Yeah, all these great things that are happening in people's bodies.

Speaker 13 (26:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (26:31):
Well, it looks like a drug being developed to treat
a serious lung disease also helps slow the aging process.

Speaker 8 (26:38):
There was a small clinical study. Patients who took the drug....

Speaker 12 (26:42):
Okay, there you go. Yeah, for a condition called idiopathic
pulmonary fibrosis.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Don't talk about me that way.

Speaker 12 (26:54):
Also showed changes in blood proteins that made them appear
biologically younger. Several tests estimated that after treatment for this
lung disease with this drug, patients were biologically three to
four years younger and in one case about six years younger.
They did a bunch of aging tests to determine this.

(27:15):
The results have been published in Nature Biotechnology. The research
is in its early stages and it does not yet
support the use of rentocertib as an anti-aging treatment.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
But we might be headed in that direction.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Going to start looking at it, though.

Speaker 13 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Pretty interesting.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
This will cost you a billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
And you know they'll pay it.

Speaker 13 (27:33):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Oh, the Kardashians are going to buy the company.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
Unlimited supply.

Speaker 13 (27:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
They're going to live forever.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
They can stop sucking souls out of four-year-olds and finally
just take some medicine for it.

Speaker 12 (27:46):
Well, Stevie Wonder celebrating 50 years of his enormous hit album,
Songs in the Key of Life, with a series of
anniversary shows, The Tour, where he will perform the record...
in its entirety, kicks off next month in England. He'll
tour Europe and then do six shows in the U.S.,
New York City, Chicago, D.C., Two in Detroit, and he'll

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finish out in Los Angeles.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Of course he's doing two in Detroit.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
Two shows in Detroit, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And it's got to be at the Fox Theater. It
has to be at the Fox Theater.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Oh, man. I mean, there's no question it's got to
be at the Fox Theater.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
How many does that hold?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Good question.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
2,000. Yeah. It's not huge.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I mean, it's not a stadium or anything.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
But, I mean, that's where they used to do the
Motown Reviews, and that's the most famous theater in Detroit.

Speaker 13 (28:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (28:32):
Yeah, so he's 76 years old. He'll be doing this
21-song album each show. And the interesting thing, and I
did not know this, the album was released in 1976.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
It was a double album.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
He produced, he wrote, and arranged nearly every track and
played almost every instrument.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Wow. That's insane.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, that's so cool.

Speaker 12 (28:55):
Yeah, so it has like hits like Sir Duke and
Isn't She Lovely, I Wish.

Speaker 8 (29:00):
So, yeah, it's a great album.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Tickets going on sale.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I hope that people then buy them, circle the day
on the calendar and get all excited. And then he
does his first show and he gets taken off stage
and has to go to.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
The hospital and cancels the rest of the show.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
And then all the excitement you had for it is
just all kind of like, well, I wonder if he's
going to complete the tour. Because right now, he's been
in the hospital three times, and we don't know what's
going to happen. So we may be there in sixth row.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
We might not.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
We've got the whole day's circuit on our calendar. They've
already rescheduled, and we're still waiting to see if the
man even survives before he can. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Lionel.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
Oh, you have PTSD from Lionel Richie.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I do.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
I know. And you're still waiting, right?

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Yeah, it's rescheduled for October 6th or something like that.
But he was back in the hospital again. He's at
home resting, but we'll see.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
Yeah, it's tough out there. I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Wait to buy my tickets for Stevie before I find out.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I'm going to see if he makes it to his
first show in its entirety.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
21 songs. That's a lot for a 76-year-old.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
So we'll see what happens.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
All right.

Speaker 8 (29:56):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Somebody jumped online and posted the statement, heading to the
inconvenience store.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Anybody need anything?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
And so people started listing off these little tiny life
inconveniences that really drive us nuts. And I thought the
list was quite interesting because I'm looking at this list going, yeah,
that absolutely is an inconvenience and it drives me nuts.
Like buying scissors at the store. And then realizing you
actually need a pair of scissors just.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
To open the package.

Speaker 13 (30:24):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Because it's got that hard plastic.

Speaker 8 (30:27):
It's impossible to open.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Whoever invented that plastic container.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Like the clamshell stuck tight.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, stuck tight.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
And it's got that ridged edge around it.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
You can never get into that thing. And have you
ever cut yourself on that plastic before? Because you're trying
to rip it up.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Thickest paper cut.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Right in between the fingers, too.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Hate it.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
All right, here's one.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
I will throw it out, get in my car, drive
four miles to the closest store to get a new
one before I deal with this. Losing the end of
the scotch tape, and then when you finally get it,
it starts coming off in little threads, so it never
lines up again.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
That happens with packing tape a lot for me.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
You get that one thread, and then it never lines
up again. Yes. Here's one we have all dealt with
for all of eternity and no one understands why. Little
inconvenience that drives you nuts. The 10 hot dogs, 8
hot dog bun dilemma.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Are you trying to get me angry?

Speaker 10 (31:33):
Right.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
So weird.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Why? After all this time, we still can't correct that
one problem. Do you know... As a country, how much
happier we would be. We would instantly come together in
one tiny little way. That could be the first stepping
stone to healing this country. Give us ten buns and
ten dogs, and then we will all have something to

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just break the ice and start talking about. And next
thing you know, we're all voting for the exact same person.
It'll be perfect. Just give us ten dogs and ten buns.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Then we're grilling hot dogs together.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yes!

Speaker 6 (32:10):
We still don't want to know what's in them.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Trying to open a Capri Sun. That's an inconvenience.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Open a Capri Sun.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
You like poking the straw through? No, it is very difficult.
The straw bends before.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
You can poke through.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Or that one little thing collapses.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
When you have little kids, you become a pro at that.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
It's kind of.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Like when you go on date night and you drink
too much and you want something to happen, but it
won't because you can't get there. It's just all mash
and smush. It's just not like you can get it.
You have to thumb, and hopefully your thumb is like
the wristband.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I hate Capri Suns. Nobody needs that picture.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
In their mind. Nobody needs it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Good old round of mash and smush.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
What are we playing today? We're playing a good old
game of mash and smush.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
Guess what? No one's going to be happy at the end.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
No one's going to be satisfied.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Mismatched Tupperware lids and containers. We all got that Tupperware drawer,
and you just grabbed one. You can never find the
two that go together.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
And you mash and smush.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
And you mash and smush whatever happens. That's right. This
top is going to fit this bottom. That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Bag of chips that's mostly air. And it's gotten worse.
How many times have you opened it? It's gotten worse nowadays.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
No one. You're saying no?

Speaker 10 (33:32):
The weight of the food is still the same.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
The air is to keep your chips in one piece.
I understand that. It's to keep it fresh. It's still annoying.
You can give us more than what you're giving us.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Well, you make the bag bigger.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
That's more air. Add more chips.

Speaker 12 (33:49):
When you've given me a bag that I've paid a
lot of money for and a third of it is
with chips and the rest is air, I don't need
them to be that fresh.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
I'll buy them like a short code them.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
Short code them so I only have a couple days
to buy it and eat them fresh.

Speaker 8 (34:01):
Give me a full bag of chips.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
It's not about them being fresh.

Speaker 10 (34:05):
It's about keeping them not breaking up.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
So they don't get smushed.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
I'll take smushed ones. Give me a full bag.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
They can do it. The fun-sized bags are filled. Just fine.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Just open it up and put it up to your mouth.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
And I don't know where you're buying your chips. They're
out here WWE wrestling these bag of chips. People's elbow
right on the bag. Come on.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
Thanks to the air, not a single chip is broken.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
I get plenty of fun-sized chips, and they are just
finely intact.

Speaker 10 (34:30):
But the bag of chips I buy, if you want
that bag full, that bag is going to be smaller.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Great.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
But I'm still getting the same amount of chips.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Right.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
That's my point.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
So either fill the bag or never.

Speaker 13 (34:46):
Mind.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Phone chargers that actually don't charge you. 90% of the
cords are so janky nowadays that you just don't get
a charge. You think your phone is charging and then
you go pick it up and you're on less.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Than what you began with. Just because it's plugged in
doesn't mean it's doing anything.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
And speaking of shortcuts and things like that. grocery store
bags have gotten thinner and now I understand you're trying
to save money or save the planet one of the
two but now we have to double up on every
plastic bag because they're made so cheaply they end up
like in your driveway you get them out of the
car and boom right in the driveway hey that's just so.

Speaker 8 (35:20):
The things don't smush in there wait.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
A minute wrong bag if you've got one 800-821-9970 what's
that little inconvenience that just drives you nuts.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It's a Wednesday, which.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Means we have to visit one of our favorite Kill
Time websites, and that would be Fesshole, where people jump
online and anonymously admit things they've done. And you can
do the same at 800-821-9970 if you wish to do so,
like this person who admits, I'm the assistant manager in
an art gallery. Online artists can submit their art. And,
I'm sorry, online artists can submit their art. Not online artists.

Speaker 10 (35:59):
Online.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
They can submit their art, and we say on our
website that we carefully review each submission thoroughly.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
No, we don't.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
We delete 99% of them after one second because the
art is crap.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I think there's a lot of companies like that. Yeah,
send your suggestions in.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
No, we go over every resume.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Not so much.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
This person admits, I've noticed that my nightly mojito is
starting to taste weird. After examination, I noticed that in
some of my inebriated states, weird weeds just started growing
in my mint. I've just been mashing up random plants
into my drinks. Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
That's why they call it dope.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Some of those are poisonous. You can't just start drinking
and putting plants in your mouth.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
That looks like a safe mushroom.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, that's going to end terribly.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
This person admits, my husband has never done the laundry,
but he uses a fresh towel every single shower. So
I just refold the towel that he uses, I place
it back in the clean pile, and I've been doing
this for four years.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
He has no idea.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Just let her dry out, fold it back up.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Let her dry out, fold it back up.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Well, okay.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I get it. One use is a little too much. However.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Too many uses, you'll.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Know real quick.

Speaker 12 (37:20):
Yeah, it doesn't dry properly after a while.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
It just stops for you. The towel's like, I'm done
drying off.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I'm done.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
How about some mildew?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
I got to do something. Do you have to throw
me in the wash?

Speaker 6 (37:31):
As soon as you dry yourself and it gets wet,
you smell it.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You smell it, too.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Immediately.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
This person admits, I'm a 58-year-old male. I recently went
to one of those pottery painting places. When the owner
came around to see our work, my painting was so
bright and colorful that that the owner thought my four-year-old
granddaughter did it. I didn't correct him.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the work of a four-year-old.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
That would be my work. I have no artistic talent whatsoever.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
Me neither.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
None.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Not good. I remember my ex years ago started doing
these little paintings where she was taking record labels, vinyl labels,
sleeves yeah and putting them on a blank canvas and
then she would take paint uh that kind of matched
the album cover and like do these i don't know

(38:28):
random splashes and swirls to take up the rest of
the canvas so it all kind of blended together yeah
and i was like that's so easy i mean if
you look at art nowadays some people are just like
and it's art so i was like i can do
that Even my look like absolute crap.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Like it was awful. Terrible. So angry.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Finally, this person admits Viagra has done wonders for my marriage,
but it's really taken the spontaneity out of sex. So
now I take it just randomly and often in the
off chance that something will happen with my wife.

Speaker 8 (39:06):
Oh, you're just dosing yourself with Viagra all day, every day.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Pretty much.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
It's costing me a fortune, and my left eye has
started to twitch. Worth it. Totally worth it. Who wants
to pause the whole thing to then take the pill
and wait 15 minutes or whatever it is when you
can just be raring and ready to go all the time? Yeah, sure,
your left eye's over here doing the muscle. No. 5,

(39:31):
but whatever. Blinking so fast. What is going on? Anyways,
if you want to kill some time today, go visit Fesshole.
We've talked about a lot of best ofs. At some point,
we had a little fun. We used to do like
a little Mount Rushmore Monday, like the top four in

(39:53):
a particular category. And I saw this category. And this
one's kind of endless. There's a lot of them out there.
I want to know the best yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
In a song.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Because there are so many songs that at some point,
in some way, shape, or form, use the lyric yeah.
Or yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
They're done in yeah, yeah, yeah. They're done in all
kinds of different ways.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
So we want to know, 800-821-9970, the best yeah in
a song. Like, I'll kick us off. One of my
all-time favorite yes is from one of my all-time favorite songs.
This is a song I use if I'm feeling a
little down or whatever, I need a little pick-me-up.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
It's Elton John and I'm Still Standing.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
Ooh, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh, such a good one.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Band I really love.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Rock band I really fell in love with.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
First time I heard them, Kings of Leon. Love them.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
I think they put out some great music. I'm so
sad that those cousins can't get together anymore. I don't think.
I think they broke up and got back together like
three or four times. But Sex on Fire, great, yeah.

Speaker 13 (41:04):
Yeah!

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Great one. Great one. I also love this one. A
little old school. Going a little soul.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
War.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Remember War?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
What is it good for?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Really just sticks out. And then, of course.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
You can't forget about the who. I mean, the who
have got one of the greatest yas of all time.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I mean, come on.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
That's a great one.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Undeniable.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
That is one of my all-time favorites, for sure.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Now, Kelly, I had one on my list, and then
I asked you earlier this morning to kind of start
making a list because I knew we were going to
talk about this, and then you belted one out.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
But it's one I had already had thick grab.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Oh, yeah, grab it.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
We agreed on this one.

Speaker 13 (42:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
And this is a great one. Ballroom Blitz.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yes!

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
That's a good one.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Kelly, what yas do you have? The best yas in music.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
I'll start out light.

Speaker 12 (42:32):
You are all going to hate me for this one,
but it is iconic. Britney Spears' Hit Me Baby One
More Time.

Speaker 13 (42:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh, you didn't hear that one?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:45):
Is that it? Oh, no, let's take it.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (42:48):
You're going to hate me for not knowing the song
is Britney Spears' song.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
That's a good yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
It's a good yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
Sorry I messed up the name of the song, though.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
We forgive.

Speaker 8 (43:01):
I know you do. You were mad at me for
knowing it in the first place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
All right.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
I've got a great one, too.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
It starts out with a strong yeah, and it's Beastie
Boys' Fight for Your Right.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Oh!

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Yeah!

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Yeah!

Speaker 6 (43:15):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Yeah!

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Absolutely. Kick it!

Speaker 1 (43:20):
That is a great yeah, for sure.

Speaker 14 (43:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
How about Metallica and Fuel?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Oh, well, okay.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I mean, honestly, Thicke, you would know better than most.
You could name probably any Metallica song.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
For me, it was Inner Sandman.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Okay. Okay. All right.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Good one.

Speaker 11 (43:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Oh, I like that one better.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, I think you could go down.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
I would bet 50% of Metallica songs have a yes.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
I think you're right. You're probably right.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
At least.

Speaker 8 (44:01):
How about this? I think this is a great one.
It's Jet, Cold Hard, B-I-T-C-H.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
If you can't spell, she said bitch. B-I-T-C-H. That's a
good one.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
That's a good one. You know, if you compare, go
back to The Who. If you compare those two, I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
That was better, though.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
That is better.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
That's kind of. It's a lower note. It's a lower note.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
Yeah, his is all one syllable, whereas Roger Daltrey's got
two syllables.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
That's, yeah.

Speaker 13 (44:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
All right, Zig, what's on your yellow?

Speaker 6 (44:48):
I also got Led Zeppelin from The Rain Song.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
There's that.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
That's a good one.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
And then I got Manson and Disposable Teens.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yeah, that is a good one. I like that.

Speaker 8 (45:14):
It's no Britney Spears, but it's good.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Let's see. We had one from Jesse.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Yeah, Jesse called in, and he goes, here's a great yeah,
which I completely agree with.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
It's as good as any.

Speaker 11 (45:25):
Alice in Chains Rooster.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Oh, that is a good one.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Good one, Jesse.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Hard to deny that one. Blitz, hi, who's this?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Jennifer. Jennifer, what is a great yeah in music?

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Oh, yeah, by Yellow. Okay, great one.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yellow.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Yellow? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Okay. Yeah, that is.
Wait, is that the... Ferris Bueller.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Ferris Bueller, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
That is a great one.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Oh, we're going to have to look it up. Thank
you so much, Jennifer. I really appreciate it. That's a good... Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
That is a good one.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
That's all he says.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Beautiful.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Oh, he does say beautiful.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
I mean, if this isn't the Kool-Aid Man's theme song,
then what would it be?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
800-821-9970.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
It does a little bit, yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
800-821-9970.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Let's play a song, and we'll come back. Send in
your suggestions. We got them rolling in. The best yaz
in music. And we'll jump back into this in about
four minutes. 997 The Blitz. Talking about the best yas.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
In music, and they are just rolling through.

Speaker 8 (47:05):
Oh, we've gotten so many. You guys, if we don't
get to yours, please.

Speaker 12 (47:07):
We posted it on the Blitz Facebook page, so put
your song there, and we'll do.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
This segment again sometime, and we'll use your song.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
You know, one I had sent over that was on
my list that I totally forgot about was Four Non-Blondes
and What's Up.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Do you remember that song? Yeah. They've got a huge
yeah on there.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I say hey. What's going on?

Speaker 8 (47:41):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
That is a very good one.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
All right. Texts are rolling in. Phone calls rolling in.
Brian did call. Brian had a great suggestion. And who
was the original artist of Mockingbird? You said Carly Simon?

Speaker 8 (47:53):
Oh, Carly Simon and James Taylor, I think.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Yes. However, there's a much better version out there.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Of the Mockingbird song.

Speaker 13 (48:00):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
That's the one when Lloyd and Harry sing it in
Dumb and Dumber, obviously.

Speaker 14 (48:05):
Mock.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Ing.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Bird. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Mockingbird. Don't everybody have you heard?

Speaker 12 (48:18):
That's so great.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
What else came through? Oh, we had a few Limp
Bizkit ones that came through.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Yeah, 1564 said Limp Bizkit's rolling. They have a good one.
We've got.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
A few. That is a good one.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
That's a very good one. You had one more thing.
What were you trying to do?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
I haven't got it.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
I might have it here in a second.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Let's see. Joan Jett, do you want to touch me?
I know you were singing.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Oh, do you want to touch? Yeah. Do you want
to touch? Is that it?

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I guess. Hard to deny that when your song is
titled it and it became one of the biggest hits
ever on pop radio would be.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Usher and Lil Jon.

Speaker 11 (49:09):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I mean, how can you forget?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
That's a great one.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
One of the best dance songs ever made. Collective....

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Soul, Shine.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
That is such a good, yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
All right, More Human Than Human by Rob Zombie. I'm
trying to think where that comes in.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
More human than human.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Killswitch Engage, My Curse, said 6833. I haven't heard that
one before. Going to have to go look that one up.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah!

Speaker 10 (49:45):
Okay!

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Somebody had said turn up the radio by autograph. I
think it's right in the beginning.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Okay. Come on.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
Sign in.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
With me.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Great intro, though.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
This is good.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Where is he doing?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Turn it up.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
It's right here.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Come on.

Speaker 14 (50:15):
It's right here. All the while we're waiting.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
There it is. Right as I talk over it. Right
as I talk over it.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
There we go.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
Oh, more human than human, Rob Zombie, when he goes, yeah,
I am the jigsaw man.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
That is a good one.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
I turn the world around with a skeleton.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Hand, yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
I do want to thank you, though. Thank you. You've
now made my afternoon plans because this song makes me
want to go watch Hot Tub Time Machine so bad.
I'm going to watch Hot Tub Time Machine again.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
Oh, I'm going to play this on 92X.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
What a great song.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
All right, God is a Weapon.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
That's a newer one.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Yes, that is good.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
At the 235 mark.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
If you go to God is a Weapon, there is
a great, yeah, according to Cameron.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I'm going to let that play while I'm looking.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
It is at the 2.35 mark.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Cameron, thank you for the time stamp. We really appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
It makes Dick's life so much easier when he's trying
to hunt down audio. So that's going to be at
the 2.35 mark. Yep, lots of yeahs and little johns.
He's famous for the yeah. Tyler says Tech N9ne has
got a couple good yeahs.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Oh, yeah, I bet.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
So if you want to head out and listen to
some Tech N9ne You.

Speaker 8 (51:52):
Guys, again, we have a post on our Blitz Facebook page.
We're asking for suggestions.

Speaker 12 (51:56):
Please post yours if we haven't gotten to it because
we will get to it at some point in the future.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
And these are such good suggestions. We've got 100 of
them rolling.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
They're really coming through. Let's see. The 235 mark. Got
his weapon.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Another good.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
One.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
Man, that's another Manson, yeah.

Speaker 13 (52:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
He's got that growl, yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Butch Sherry, someone said.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
I want to. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I think he'll switch and gauge.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Oh, OutKast.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Hey, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Hey, yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
It's kind of a Y-A, but it could.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Be a Y-Each. Y-Each. Y-E-A-H-E.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Hey, yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
You can stretch it that way a little bit. 800-821-9970. Money,
Money by Billy Idol.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
That just came in. 4-4-4-8.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Thank you very much. The Beatles, She Loves You. Thank you, Sean. Yeah,
jump on our Facebook page. Shoot us a text. Let
us know the best yeah in music.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
And now, the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 12 (53:11):
A man accused of rushing toward Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy
Acton during a campaign event at the Canfield Fairs pleaded
not guilty to all charges against him. 38-year-old Patrick Havis
faces two counts of assault, one count of disorderly conduct,
and one count of inducing panic for allegedly pushing his
way through the crowd, knocking two elderly.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
People to the ground. He was given a $ 5, 000 bond. Well,
we have all seen the picture.

Speaker 12 (53:33):
By now of that man duct taped from the top
of his head to the bottom of his feet on
an American Airlines flight after he went nuts. Arthur Lundeen
was subdued by other passengers after he was shouting the
N-word and anti-gay remarks during last Thursday's flight from Texas
to New Jersey. One of the men who helped to

(53:54):
subdue Lundeen says that Lundeen had been in a two-hour
conversation with a rabbi about religion. And it was friendly
up to a point where something.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
Was said that set this guy off. So he started
raging about religion.

Speaker 12 (54:10):
And outside of the offensive language, he is also still
have grabbed the rabbi by the throat.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
Hit him and broke his laptop.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Oh, you can't do that.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
No.

Speaker 8 (54:20):
The flight was diverted. Lundin was arrested and has since
been fired from his job at an Arizona real estate company.
So I guess. Let this be a lesson.

Speaker 12 (54:28):
Two hours is the limit for a discussion about religion.
Beyond that, tempers are going to flare.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
That's about one hour and 56 minutes longer than I.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Will put up with.

Speaker 8 (54:42):
If I say, I know I say to Goose, oh,
there's the Bible verse. Eyes roll back in the head.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh, God.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Let me stop you right there.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Let me stop you right there.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
I love talking about it. It's just, I guess the
point is, what is the... the end result you are
hoping for.

Speaker 8 (55:04):
Is it a discussion or are you pushing?

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Pushing, right, exactly.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Yeah, because you can feel that.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Yeah, and you're not going to change anyone's mind.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
You can feel the agenda if there is one.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
Otherwise, a discussion, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (55:16):
Well, a giant sinkhole opened up yesterday in front of
Nicolas Cage's beachfront home in Malibu, swallowing his driveway and
causing a gas leak. This hole is 30 by 30,
and it is the result of coastal erosion and rough
surf caused by a hurricane in the Pacific. Cage's home
and four others were deemed unsafe as the city building
safety division and the gas company assessed the situation. He's

(55:38):
only owned this home for two years. He bought it
for $ 10.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
5 million. Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
And it's crazy to see the picture because the hole,
the sinkhole, literally is... Like, if he were to open
up his garage door, the hole is lined up, basically,
with the seam of his garage.

Speaker 7 (55:57):
And you.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
That's where it starts.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Did you see?

Speaker 8 (55:58):
You can see, like, the steel beams of support under
his house.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
It's like.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
And that's the most amazing thing is you look at
this sinkhole, and there's... No ground underneath.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I mean, obviously, hence its name.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
It's a hole. Like all that dirt that the house
was mounted on is gone.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
So if he stepped out of his garage, he'd fall
in the hole.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
We've had a couple of those downtown before.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
It's weird.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
Cars go in them.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
It's like, what was under there?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
What was there? What did they build this road on?

Speaker 12 (56:31):
That's how you know you live most of life with
a great amount of faith that your next step isn't
going to be into a sinkhole and a giant sinkhole
is going to swallow you.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
Alright, those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Louder Than Life, just a couple weekends away and you
can be there down in Louisville, Kentucky with a pair
of VIP passes. You've never done a music festival VIP style.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
The good news is you're going to be there VIP style.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
The bad news is you're always going to want to
go VIP style after that.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
Yeah, it's going to ruin it.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Right.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
It's very difficult to go back afterwards. It's like the
last trip that Nora and I took to Miami. We
got very lucky in that we had first class airline tickets.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Oh, so now you know how bad it is back there.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
You're ruined for life. I've been like frontier business class
where you get the extra leg room and it's a
nicer seat, a little more whatever. But when you're on
Delta first class and they bring you a drink before
you take off, is there anything we can get for you?

Speaker 12 (57:40):
I've never flown first class, but I'm envisioning they have
a hot towel.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I never want to go back.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
I never want to go back. And I can't afford
first class. So now I know I'm going to be
sitting there in my seat in the aisle seat. I'm
going to be leaning out just looking at the people.

Speaker 8 (57:57):
Missing that hot fudge sundae.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
How's it going up there? How's it going?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
All right.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
We've got a Louder Than Life quiz. We need two
contestants to play. 800-821-9970. I'll tell you this. I'm not
condoning a cheat sheet, but if you happen to pull
up the set list for Louder Than Life.

Speaker 13 (58:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
It may or may not help you out with our
Louder Than Life quiz if you're.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Looking at the bands that are playing that weekend.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
So you have an idea of who you're going to see.
Let's get two contestants.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Blitz, hi, who's this? This is Matt. Matt. All right, Matt,
you're contestant number one. You hang on one second here
while we find your competitor. Let's see here. Blitz, hi,
who's this?

Speaker 4 (58:41):
This is Anthony.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Anthony.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
All right.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Anthony and Matt going head-to-head in our Louder Than Life quiz.
I've got four questions for each of you, one at
a time. We're going to go back and forth. We're
going to find out who can get the most right.
All of the answers are bands performing at Louder Than Life, okay?
Those are going to be every answer to these questions.

(59:04):
I will tell you this, too. Normally, we like to
give away a pair to both of our contestants. I
only have one pair to give.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Away, so someone.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
going to win and someone's going to lose. That's just
the way it is for this game. I'm sorry. So, Matt,
you called in first. We're going to start with you, Matt.
You get the first question. Matt, you might call on
this band from Louder Than Life if you have repairs
to make around your house.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
That is the correct answer.

Speaker 8 (59:37):
Yeah, very nice.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Tool is the right answer.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
You see how this works? Very good. All right, Anthony.
Here is your question.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
You might call on this band from Louder Than Life
if you want to kill someone in a really big, huge,
massive way.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I'm going to hate myself for not getting this, aren't I? Probably.
Kelly knows the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I do.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
That's another hint.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Can I steal?

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Matt said, can I steal?

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Sure, Matt, you can steal, but it doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Who is it?

Speaker 11 (01:00:23):
Megadeth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Oh, got it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Yeah, Megadeth is who you call if you want to
kill someone in a really big, huge, massive way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Very good, Matt. All right, here we go. Matt, back
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
You might call this band from Louder Than Life if
you want to feel extremely good, beautiful, or inspiring.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Chemical Romance?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
No, not my chemical romance.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
I'm sorry. This is literally the definition. It's a good answer,
but it's literally the definition. Really good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Extremely good, beautiful and inspiring is the definition of sublime. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Anthony, back to you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
You can tie it up here. You might call this
band from Louder Than Life if you need a groundskeeper
for your golf course.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
A groundskeeper for your golf course. Iron Maiden?

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
No, not Iron Maiden. You would call Bill Murray.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Oh, Bill Murray.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Groundskeeper about to become the bestest champion.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Oh, we got to hold that one.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
And shotgun it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Still one to nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Cinderella story. Still one to nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Here we go, Matt. We're back to you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
You might call this band from Louder Than Life if
you've got the baby bug, the teenage bug, and the
mama bug, but you're just missing the head of the family.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Papa Roach?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Oh!

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
That is the correct answer!

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Good job, Matt.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Anthony, back to you. Here we go. You might call
this band from Louder Than Life. If you need to
poke a hole in the bride's headpiece.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Poke a hole in what? In the bride's headpiece.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Poke a hole in the bride's headpiece.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Pierce the veil.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Pierce the veil. There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Anthony on the board.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
This is a great song.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
All right, on the board, Anthony.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Good job. Matt, back to you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
You might call on this band from Louder Than Life
if you've had a terrible week and you are under
no circumstances going to allow the last day of your
weekend go to waste. Nothing, Matt?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
A day to remember?

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
I don't even know. That's a good guess.

Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Yeah, that is a good guess.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
It is a day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
It is a day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
But with the last day of the week, Kelly, do
you have a guess? If you've had a terrible week
and you're under no circumstances allowing the last day of
your weekend to go to waste.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
I mean, I see it on the lineup.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Oh, you're like, see?

Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:04:11):
I see it on the lineup. And they actually are
right before a day to remember. Taking Back Sunday.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Taking Back Sunday is the correct answer, yeah. All right, Anthony,
here's the deal. You can tie it up here two
to two if you get this question right. And this
is the final question. So here we go, Matt.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I'm sorry, Anthony.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Your question is, you might call on this band from
Louder Than Life if you are currently in a relationship
that is fueled by drugs and other substances.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Uh....

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
You're currently in a relationship that is fueled by drugs
and other substances.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
I can't think of that one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I heard you say the name earlier.

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
Yeah, it was said before.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Iron Maiden?

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
No!

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
That's what I said before.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
I know, but you said another band before, too. Or
maybe it was AMAT. Someone said this band.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Someone said it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
The headliner for Friday....

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
My Chemical Romance.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yeah, My Chemical Romance. Yeah, he said it earlier.

Speaker 13 (01:05:25):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Well, unfortunately, Anthony, I can't give you credit for that one,
which means with a final score of 2-1, Matt, you've
got yourself a pair of VIP weekend passes for.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Louder Than Life. Congratulations, man. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
You are so welcome. Anthony, you played a hell of
a game, but unfortunately we've got to let you go. Matt,
you hang on one second. We're going to get you
those wristbands, get you hooked up. You have a great time.

Speaker 11 (01:05:52):
Not-so-breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying to put
it back together.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
This not-so-breaking news is very government-related as we take a
first look at a South New Jersey town which was
given $ 60, 000 in an opioid settlement. It was actually a
lawsuit where the state sued and won dealing with the
opioid epidemic. And they received $ 60, 000. And the thought was,

(01:06:24):
and I guess never put on paper, but I guess
the inclination was that they were going to take this
money and use it for rehab, research, things, homeless, people
that have dealt with the opioid epidemic.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
That is a difficult thing to say. Opioid epidemic. There
we go.

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
Got it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
So once they received this money, they sat down and
they said, well, are we going to put money into
like a recovery center? Are we going to put money
into helping people fight their addiction? Are we going to
put the money into recovery? And then someone raised their
hand and said, no, no, I got it. We're going
to put up 16 flock cameras. And that's exactly what

(01:07:06):
they did. I'm sorry, 17 flock cameras throughout the city
and throughout Gloucester County.

Speaker 13 (01:07:15):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Obviously, the city people, the population, the citizens are not
very happy about where that money went.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
Like, read the room.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
You've got this area of New Jersey which is dealing
with this epidemic, and you turn around and you put
it on flock cameras.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah, people in.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
That area are not happy. To spend this money on
that is shameful. There's nothing about a flat camera that's
going to prevent overdose or prevent people from becoming addicted.
A college professor at the College of New Jersey said,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Just.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
How can you be that blind to something? How can
you think that people aren't going to take notice? There
are watchdog units that look over this kind of stuff.
They're going to find out how you spent that money.
And to turn around and use it on flock cameras,
which are already getting a bad name for themselves anyways.
People are already angry at flock cameras and cutting them

(01:08:13):
down and don't want them. And you're dealing with an
actual human crisis, like drug overdoses and things like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
And you turn around and use flock cameras?

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Makes no sense.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
Makes no sense whatsoever. Story number two takes us over
to D.C. There's a bit of an issue inside the
National Guard right now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Apparently, eight National Guard members... were in D.C.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Now these are National Guard members from Georgia that were
deployed in D.C. to help with the efforts there with
the National Guard roaming the streets. And eight of these
members were in a black van over there parked on
H Street on the northeast side of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Washington, D.C.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
And apparently there was a bit of an argument between
two members of the National Guard over hairstyles. And the
disagreement was, does your hairstyle fit Army regulations? And whether
or not yes it does, or no it doesn't. And
these two service members were going back and forth. Now,
the female National Guard member was sitting in the front

(01:09:09):
passenger seat. The male National Guard member was in the
second row of the van behind them, as this argument
was going back and forth. That is when Mitchell, the
male National Guard member, told the female National Guard member,
I would slap the Jackson 5 out of you. What?

(01:09:32):
That is quite the threat. Followed by a big old
shut the F up. So this argument is going on
with these six underservice members in the van watching this
whole thing unfold. And that is when the female National
Guard member sitting in the front seat heard the holster click.

(01:09:53):
That has become because the male National Guard member pulled
out his service issue handgun and apparently pointed it at her,
which you're not allowed to do. One service member said,
put that up. You almost shot me in the hand.
Another service member said, why would you do that? And

(01:10:14):
that is when Mitchell responded, it doesn't matter, it was
on safety. Yeah, it still matters. It still matters. Even
if you're not in the military, if you know anything
about guns, rule number one, you always point it at
the ground. You never, ever, ever, ever point it at
anyone unless you have intentions of using it. Anyways, the

(01:10:35):
police were called. All eight guardsmen, servicemen, spokesmen and women
spoke to the police. And, yeah, he is going to
be in.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
A lot of trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
You cannot go pointing a loaded weapon at anyone, let
alone a fellow service member.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Not allowed.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
That's your Not So Breaking News, 99.7 The Blitz.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
You didn't give me enough time, Vic.

Speaker 8 (01:11:04):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
Hey, I gave you.

Speaker 8 (01:11:06):
Do you want my joke or no?

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I want to blame Thick first. Are you done?

Speaker 13 (01:11:11):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
That was the joke, blaming me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Please go ahead.

Speaker 12 (01:11:14):
I went to the doctor recently, and he said, don't
eat anything fatty. And I said, what, like bacon and burgers?
And he said, no, fatty, don't eat anything.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
On to bliss therapy after that one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Oof.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Is that the therapy?

Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
All right, Blitz Therapy brought to you by.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
No names, please. This person does not want to be named.

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
This is going to be juicy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I have to assume this is a female sending us
this email, though.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Because it says, Hello, I have my daughter trying out
for a travel team sport. The coach watched her practice
over the weekend, and so after the practice, I sent
him a text to thank him for the time and
hopes that he will consider my daughter. He texts back,
but also commented on my smile. The text continued, and
we talked sports a little, but then he asked one

(01:12:08):
of those indirect questions to find out if I was married.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Well, I am single.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Should I continue to flirt with him so my daughter
makes the team?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I don't want to go out with him.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
I just want her to make the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Team.

Speaker 12 (01:12:25):
You're basically asking for payment for services rendered. That's what
you're asking for here.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Kind of. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:32):
You know the answer to this. No names, please.

Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
You know the answer to this. There's no confusion here.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
You want justification.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Acceptance is what you want.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
Somebody tell me I can do this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
You want someone to say the bad thing you're doing
is okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Because you can't do this.

Speaker 12 (01:12:51):
I mean, okay, let's play this out. You're not into
the guy.

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
But you're going to.

Speaker 12 (01:12:57):
date him to get your daughter on the team how
does this play out then when you have this rotten
breakup and your daughter's still on his.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Team well and here's the thing i don't even think
she's gonna go out with him it's just a matter
of like flirting through text yeah not even really gonna
go out.

Speaker 12 (01:13:13):
With him okay so when you turn him down and
you're but your daughter's on the team how's that gonna.

Speaker 10 (01:13:17):
Go for her now see i'm i'm i went a
whole different way with this what's gonna happen when she's
not really good enough to be on the team and
now she's making the team worse Yeah. If she's not
good enough to make the team without you flirting, she
shouldn't be on the team.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
You could have people question that and be like, what
is she doing on the team?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
And then the rumor mill starts.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Well, I heard her and, you know, Jessica, him and
Jessica were, and that's how she got on the team.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Yeah, that could, that could import.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Or if this guy's a real a-hole, he could take
it out on your daughter and make her run extra
suicides or, you know, maybe she is really good, but
she gets no playing time because mom won't say yes
to a date.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Maybe she's on the team, but then her playing time
gets pulled.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
Yes, it's a battle. Too many bad things can happen
from this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
I can't think of one justification, but 800-821-9970. If you've
got one, I would love to know why.

Speaker 10 (01:14:12):
And I will say she's probably not the only person
to do this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
I'm sure this has happened.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
I mean, I would have to bet that more often
than not, dating or flirting with the coach or the
sensei or whatever, you know, outside source it may be
has not ended well. How many times as a single
parent met a coach or someone like, you know, art teacher,

(01:14:41):
music teacher, someone involved, and then it works out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
I wouldn't bet very often. This is just going to
end poorly.

Speaker 10 (01:14:48):
Naomi said no, and you should also think twice about
that man being your daughter's coach. Yeah, if he's going
to do that, I don't want that kind of coach
for my kid.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
I mean, I guess there's that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Yeah, I guess if you're looking at the coach as
a person, that could totally be, you know, he's willing
to kind of cheat the system so he can get
a little piece of pull.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. What kind of
person does that? That's not a good person at all.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Uh, let's see here. JC, this is why I've given
up dating people like this. Yeah, no, I can totally
see that.

Speaker 12 (01:15:25):
I don't hate him for shooting a shot. I mean,
where are you meeting people? Like you have a single mom.
I mean, why wouldn't you? But yeah, it gets dicey
when you're going to lead somebody on. because you want
your daughter to make the team. I don't feel like
he's in the wrong here yet.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
No, not at all. He hasn't done anything wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
He hasn't done anything wrong. He's shooting his shot, like
you said.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
If you're done with the apps and the Tinders and
the things like that, so you meet a single mom,
find her attractive, compliment her, smile, give her.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Why not shoot your shot?

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
But then, knowing that she might use you to get.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Your daughter on the team... Yeah, you know what, No Name?

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
I'm not happy with you right now, actually. The more
I dig into this, that's a bad position to have.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Yeah, pretty much. No, do not do this. So we
are not giving you justification. Nope. We are not saying
this is okay. If your daughter's good enough to make
the team, she'll make the team. And if she's not,
make her practice.

Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
And what if it's my daughter who doesn't make the
team because she did?

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
The coach isn't going to flirt with me.

Speaker 14 (01:16:36):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
Not asking me if I'm single.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
I mean, he should, but that's his loss. That's completely
his loss. He hasn't seen your breakdancing moves. If he
saw your breakdancing moves, he would flirt with you. But
he did not. Yeah, no, don't do this. Don't do this.
And this is a bad idea. If you don't want
to go out with him, then don't. But don't continue
to flirt with him. Say, thank you. I'm just here

(01:17:00):
for my daughter to make the team. And that's about it.
Don't use your powers for evil. Because we know you
have powers.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
We're not idiots.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Yeah. Any grown man knows you have powers, but don't
use those powers for evil. And that's what you're doing
in this situation. So stop it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:17):
Seem like a nice guy. I'm not dating right now.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
No name.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
That's the correct response. Seem like a great guy. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
I'm not dating right now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
This is all about the sports and what I can
do to make my daughter make the team. And that's it.
All right. No name.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
It's 97 The Blitz.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
There is a woman who has gone viral for a
video she just made making a comment. And I would say, oh,
this was a... I'm going to guess 64% of people
understand where she's coming from. And there's another, you know,

(01:18:01):
36% that don't get it because they didn't live it,
they didn't experience it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
But if through your.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
younger years, whether it be teenage, early 20s, whatever the
case may be, if you worked in the hospitality industry, restaurants,
things like that, or not as bad, but retail shops
like the mall also deal with this. And that is
if you've ever had to clopin' before.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
The old clopin', which is when you have a shift...
And you shut it all down. You are the closer
that night. And then you turn right around the next
morning and you've got to be the opener.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Here she is talking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Whoever makes the schedule.

Speaker 13 (01:18:50):
In retail, customer service, food service, food service especially, retail
mall specifically, why do you think I would want to
sit up here, clean the whole store, set up the
store for in the morning and stay all the way
until close and then turn around, not have no time
for myself, get up and come open?

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I mean, that sums up her whole video. The cloping
is very aggravating. Have you ever done a cloping and
left early? You didn't do everything you had to do
on the closing checklist?

Speaker 8 (01:19:28):
I'll be here in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Because you know you're going to turn around and be
here in the morning. 100%. You're like, I'll just take
care of it in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
I'm not doing all this right now. I want to
go home.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
Because if you're in the restaurant industry, especially if you're
a cook or a bartender, like the last two people
to leave... and you're out of there at 2.30, 3
o'clock in the morning, and you're back at 10 o'clock
to set up for the 11 o'clock lunch open, man,
or even worse, if you've ever done.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
The Oakley Open. That's where you work a double.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
You open, you work straight through, you shut her down,
and you're back to open the next day.

Speaker 13 (01:20:06):
Oh, man.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
The Oakley Open.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
It's bad out there.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
There should be bonus money for that, man.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
You should get a little bonus money.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Have you done the cloping?

Speaker 8 (01:20:17):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (01:20:18):
At Service Merchandise, when I worked there, I would close
and open. I wouldn't be irregular to do that. But
they had protocol for closing down a register, counting money.
I mean, there was no way to shortchange a close.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
You're right.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:20:32):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
It's not like the restaurant industry where you're like, I'm
not going to scrub this entire stove. Like, I'm going
to be here tomorrow or whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:20:39):
And I bet people with 9 to 5s feel like
they're clopening every single day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
You have no time really at night.

Speaker 12 (01:20:46):
You just have time to sort of relax and eat dinner,
and then you've got to go to bed and do
it all again.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
You've got to get the kids all set. Yeah, I agree.
But when you shut down at 3 a.m. and you're
back at 10.

Speaker 8 (01:20:55):
Oh, that's rough.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Oh, Lori says we used to call that turn and burn.
Turn and burn?

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
The old turn and burn.

Speaker 10 (01:21:03):
Yeah, I definitely did that at Wendy's in Grove City.
I'd get out of there at 1 a.m., you know,
after closing everything down and cleaning everything up and be
back at 6 a.m., patty and meat, getting all that ready, prepping.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Food for lunch.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
Wendy's used to, you have to be there at like
6 to get ready for lunch?

Speaker 6 (01:21:19):
Well, just all the prep, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:21:23):
And then so what they ended up doing was we're like, guys,
this is killing us. I left at 1 a.m. I'm
back at 6. This is not going to work. So
they started an overnight shift for the first time ever
at Wendy's.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
There were two of us. They said, if you will
do this, we'll give you 50.

Speaker 10 (01:21:38):
Cents more an hour and free food because we had
to pay half for food at the time. So all
the free food you want.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
So you got all the prep done.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
The opener is coming.

Speaker 10 (01:21:48):
A little bit later. It was close prep and open prep.
We didn't deal with cooking or anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
I remember working at Applebee's and doing clopings as a bartender.
And Applebee's was the worst because they had the shakes
and the ice cream blenders and all that crap you
had to deal with.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Oh, it's the bartender. That was just the worst.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Let's see. Mary says, I love closing and then opening
because I knew the cleanup part was done right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
All right, there's that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Because if you've ever come in on an open before
and you're like, who closed last night? That was always
a popular scream at 10 o'clock.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
In the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Who closed last night? Because they didn't do half the
crap they were supposed to do. So I feel you, Mary.
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
If you've done the cloping, I want to hear your story.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
800-821-9970.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
And now, the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 13 (01:22:39):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
Jurors from the.

Speaker 12 (01:22:41):
Lindsay Clancy triple murder case in Massachusetts that ended in
a mistrial last week are speaking out. Three female jurors
say the lone holdout was a male juror who refused
to vote that Clancy was not guilty by reason of insanity,
even though he admitted to having reasonable doubt.

Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
They described him as very arrogant.

Speaker 12 (01:22:57):
They say at one point during deliberations, things got so
heated that there was shouting, name-calling, all loud enough for
the alternates to hear. And the alters are not in
the same room. That was pretty bad. Meantime, Patrick Clancy,
Lindsay's husband, says through his attorney that for those influencers
who were peddling the false claim that Patrick was the
one who murdered the kids, and then convinced his mentally

(01:23:19):
ill wife that she did it, there will be consequences.
The attorney said they have already notified law enforcement, given
them names, and they will go from there.

Speaker 8 (01:23:29):
But he says that they will be held accountable.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Do you want to hear a terrible take I saw
on the World Wide Web yesterday?

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
What? Someone was talking about this case and about how,
let's say that maybe she is acquitted, Or found not
guilty by reason of insanity, right? She snapped, postpartum depression,
whatever the case may be. So bad that she killed

(01:23:56):
her three kids, right? Is that an argument for leaving
women out of politics or positions of power because you
never know when they're just going to snap?

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
Oh, I heard that.

Speaker 8 (01:24:13):
Oh, I bet that really fired everyone up.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
If they have the ability to snap and kill their
three kids, do we want them with their finger on
the button?

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
I saw that so many times. This is why women
should be in politics.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
I was like, come on.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
I think most of them are trolling.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Oh, they got to be. It's funny.

Speaker 12 (01:24:31):
Well, a scuba diving instructor in Argentina has been charged
in the death of a 23-year-old woman who disappeared during
a lesson earlier this year. The 26-year-old instructor took Sophia
DeVries and six other divers off the coast of Argentina
when DeVries disappeared about 65 feet below the surface.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
I don't know how you disappear.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
How do you disappear?

Speaker 12 (01:24:49):
I've never gone scuba diving. Maybe there is a way
to disappear. But her body was found two days later
near where she went missing.

Speaker 8 (01:24:58):
So she didn't go far.

Speaker 12 (01:25:00):
The diving instructor is now facing a charge of manslaughter,
accused of violating safety protocols and regulations during the lesson.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
And how do you not give a good old look-see?

Speaker 8 (01:25:09):
Yeah, like we're missing one.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
If she wasn't far from where she disappeared.

Speaker 12 (01:25:14):
You didn't go down there with 100 people. You went
down there with seven people.

Speaker 8 (01:25:17):
You should be able to count them off.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
Oh, she must have swam away.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Here's the other thing, too, though.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
I've been scuba diving one time, and it was in
a giant tank in the Denver Aquarium. It was big,
but it's 20 feet deep, and you're enclosed in glass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
You're not going anywhere. But if I'm in the open water,
I'm staying.

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
The instructor would have to slap me away from him
because I'm right there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
I'm attached to his hip.

Speaker 8 (01:25:43):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
I'm not going anywhere.

Speaker 13 (01:25:44):
Same.

Speaker 11 (01:25:45):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:25:45):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (01:25:46):
Well, a New Jersey woman is suing a psychic claiming
she was told her late husband's spirit was cursed and
needed to be cleansed at a cost of tens of
thousands of dollars. The lawsuit alleges the woman ultimately gave
the psychic about $ 78, 000.

Speaker 13 (01:25:59):
$ 78, 000?

Speaker 8 (01:25:59):
She also handed over personal belongings and inherited.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Money after being told that it was also cursed.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
And could infect her.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
You don't get it back.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
You believe that?

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
You don't get it back. That's your fault.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 12 (01:26:17):
She says she became suspicious when the psychic allegedly demanded
another $ 52, 000. That's when she got.

Speaker 8 (01:26:24):
A little suspicious.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
Oh, that's when.

Speaker 12 (01:26:26):
The psychic's attorney denies the allegations, calling the lawsuit meritless.
You got rich off a vulnerable human being.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
That's not good.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
But also.

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
You're so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
You are really dumb. I don't know if this quote
unquote victim has an argument. You voluntarily handed this money over. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
You decided.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
You believed that this money was cursed. This woman did
nothing but tell you what she believed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
And you believed her.

Speaker 8 (01:26:57):
And then you had to use your smarts to see,
is this true or not?

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:02):
You decided it was true.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
You don't get that money back.

Speaker 8 (01:27:03):
So you did it voluntarily.

Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
Can I have the name of the victim?

Speaker 8 (01:27:10):
Sounds like she's got an extra 52 grand. She didn't
hand that over. Alright, those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
I can easily solve her problems.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Yeah, you don't get that money back.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
You can't be that gullible and expect people to hand
the money back. It's 99.7 The Blitz.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Now we all know, a lot of us, Thick being
at the, you know, probably a 99th percentile, if you will,
in terms of excitement for today as the NFL is
officially back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
First game tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
You know, it is a great college. Football has started up,
so we're back in the season. However, that is not
the only thing going down because we are quickly, quickly
creeping up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
On the Blitz Fall Concert Series.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Oh, and I love those two.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Yes, exactly. We've got our first one. Bill Murray coming
up with Knuckle Puck.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
Yes. You've got to be real careful saying that band name.

Speaker 12 (01:28:07):
Woo!

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Man. One little slip and you are done for. Yes,
Bill Murray and Knuckle Puck at Kemba Live Outdoors, Friday,
September 18th. And, of course, you can join us for
the pre-show party presented by Magnolia Thunder Pussy Records at
A & R Music Bar from 4 to 6. because
the door is open at 6 right there at Kemba Live.
So that is just the first of shows. Smashing Pumpkins,

(01:28:31):
Never Tell, Weezer, Candlebox, Five Figure Death Punch, Wage War,
all part of the Blitz Fall.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Concert Series, and we'll have tickets for every show as
they approach quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
So cannot wait for you to join us. Want to
see you out there.

Speaker 10 (01:28:45):
I do want to mention, back on the topic of football,
just real quick, real quick. You know, the Browns, they
have Deshaun Watson, the quarterback. They used to have a
guy by the name of Baker Mayfield, who's now competing
for division titles every year down at Tampa Bay.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Doing great.

Speaker 6 (01:28:59):
And he just.

Speaker 10 (01:29:00):
Got a three-year $ 165 million extension.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
So congratulations to Baker. He's earned it.

Speaker 10 (01:29:08):
And that is still less than you gave Deshaun five
freaking years ago to do nothing for you except piss
off your fans.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
Well, and here's the thing. And Baker Mayfield, I would
say Baker Mayfield and Jared Goff are two of the
quarterbacks that have found that one thing that a lot
of quarterbacks don't always get, and that is... finding the
right system, finding the right team. Jared Goff, our number
one pick. He was great in L.A., but he found
his home in Detroit. He found his style. Same thing

(01:29:38):
with Baker Mayfield. Baker Mayfield had a rough couple of years.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Every quarterback has a rough.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
He did not look good.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
The Jets and the Browns are where quarterbacks go to die.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
I'm serious.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
But then you turn around and you find the right coach.
It's like, for those of us who have been through therapy,
it's like finding the right therapist because there are therapists
you don't connect with. There are therapists that won't really
help you and other ones that just click. They say
the right thing. They know the right thing. Like that
with coaches and teammates and offensive lines.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Are you clicking? Are you on the same schedule, on
the same mindset? He found his, so good for him. Yeah,
game tonight. What time is the game tonight? 8 o'clock?

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
8.30.

Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
8.20, and it's on NBC or Peacock, whichever you get.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
I'm taking a nap, man. I just want to at
least see the first half.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
That's probably what it'll be. Yeah, I'll watch the first half.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
I just got to see some NFL football that counts.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Live action football.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
Yeah, real regular season live action football.

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
It's a Super Bowl rematch.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
It is Super Bowl rematch, yeah. So, enjoy 997 The Blitz. Now,
let's see if we can learn you something. Sit up
and pay attention. Yep, let's learn you some stuff on
a Wednesday morning. Make you a little bit smarter than
you were when you woke up today. Like, did you know,
according to one scientific study, the most universally liked scent

(01:30:54):
is lime? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
I would take lemon scent over lime scent.

Speaker 13 (01:31:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Personally.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Same here.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
But, According to this one scientific study, that's the most university.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
It's a grill set over all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
That is very true.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
Speaking of fruit, did you know pineapples take around two
years to grow?

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
I didn't know they took that long.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
How long does it take those that grow upside down?

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
Well, usually about 52 years. Somewhere right in there. You're
talking about swingers, right?

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
Why 52?

Speaker 5 (01:31:28):
There's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Of 52-year-old swingers out there.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Is that what it is? Is that the going age?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
There's a lot of middle-aged swingers, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
There are some younger. Okay. But really, once you get
into your mid-40s and 50s, when you're bored with each other,
you're like, we need.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
To figure something out here.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
So you got what? Three years?

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Something like that.

Speaker 13 (01:31:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Did you know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
The game Chutes and Ladders, or some people call it
Snakes and Ladders, the original name, it actually originated in
ancient India as a way to teach morals and karma
to kids. Okay. The ladder signified good deeds you did,
getting you up, while the snakes represented the bad things
we do.

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Slide you down in life.

Speaker 6 (01:32:09):
Did they change it to Chutes because the snakes scared kids?

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Probably.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
I would think so.

Speaker 13 (01:32:14):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Yeah. Did you know BJ's Wholesale Club was founded in
1984 and the name came from the initials of Beverly
Jean Weich.

Speaker 13 (01:32:24):
Weich. Weich. Weich.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
W-E-I-C-H. Weich.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Weich. I'm going to say Weich. That's what I would say.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Actually, the daughter of the company's then president, Mervyn Weich. So,
next time you see BJ's on someone's checklist, don't jump
to conclusions.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
There's a reason for that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
And finally, did you know Robert Probst invented modern-day office
cubicles in 1968? He then, although, called them monolithic insanity
before he died in 2000.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
He was not happy with his own invention.

Speaker 6 (01:33:00):
Oh, really?

Speaker 13 (01:33:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
I wonder why.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Because.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
You ever work in a cubicle?

Speaker 10 (01:33:05):
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
They're death.

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
They're the worst. You're there in your own little box.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
It's a mobile office, basically.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Yeah. I'd rather bang my head against a brick wall
than sit in.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
A cubicle all day. I suppose it depends on what
you're doing. Like our sales staff, they have cubicles, but
they're only like half height. So they can see each other.
They can talk to each other and all that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
I would assume that's better than a giant. Yeah, because
the giant cubicle, then you're just in your own little coffin. Right.
Every day you show up in your little death box,
hating life more and more. If you're in a cubicle
right now, I'm sorry. I don't mean to upset you
or make you think bad thoughts about your cubicle. But
you know you pretty much hate it. It's just a given.

(01:33:56):
You're sitting there staring. And they're beige colored. They're nothingness.
They're boxes of emptiness. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Anyways, moving on. Now you're learning some stuff. It's 997
The Blitz.

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