August 26, 2026 • 88 mins
Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for Goose
When were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness?
A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every meal
A weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecast
Kelly was sure Goose was a commando guy
When were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness?
A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every meal
A weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecast
Kelly was sure Goose was a commando guy
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your morning blitz begins now. No!
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Liar, liar, the world's on fire. What you gonna do
when it all burns down?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fire, fire, burning higher. Still got time to turn it
all around.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let it be.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let it be.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let it be.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Let it be.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Let it be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let it be. Let it be. Islands in the street,
that is what we are. No one in between, how
can we be wrong?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Here you come again.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Oh, you're looking better than.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
A body has the right to. Why'd you come in
here looking like that in your cowboy boots and your.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Painted on jeans?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All decked out like a cowboy's dream.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Love you.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Working nine to five.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What a way to make a living.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Heavy getting by.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's all taking and.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No giving. They just can't.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, you gotta give credit where credit is due. I mean,
I was really just listening to that montage thinking... Elvis,
Michael Jackson, Prince, Dolly Parton. I mean... How are you
going to deny probably one of the biggest.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, icon status.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
National treasure.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah. Yeah, that's about it. Just a national treasure and
absolute icon status for that woman. And mostly because not
only of what she did in the music world, but
being a philanthropist and what she has done. I saw
a great article about how many times... She could have
(02:33):
been a billionaire a couple times over and chose not to. Like,
literally chose not to. She decided to reinvest and give
and just... Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
And all around, you cannot find a soul that has
anything but lovely and wonderful things to say about her.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I heard a great clip this morning talking about Whitney
Houston's version of I Will Always Love You. And she goes... Yeah.
She goes, I didn't do that. She goes, it's my song,
but it's Whitney's record. Like, she goes, I never even
thought that song could sound like that. It just, you know, so.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's generous.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Did you see that article this morning?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I guess Eminem was talking about a letter that she
wrote him when they were both.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And they had never met and still, you know, never met.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
But she basically was congratulating him and saying she didn't
know a ton about the rap genre, but.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Knew he was great and just keep going and was encouraging.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, also said she felt like a connection to him.
They never met, but she felt the kinship with him somehow.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I mean, how amazing is a person like that who
takes their time to make other people feel good?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And people are, you know, you see videos of people
getting invited to join the Grand Ole Opry as a
member of the Grand Ole Opry. And she's here celebrating
50 years of being a member of the Grand Ole Opry.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A few years ago. Yeah, just... One of the most
amazing ones has left us now.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Huge in working for children's literacy and children's health.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
That was very, very big with her. Man, it was
like a week ago.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I was listening to her talk about how excited she
was about this new roller coaster at Dollywood.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It just released earlier this morning that it was a
short battle with cancer. They didn't say what type of cancer,
but it was a short one.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
And Do you remember last fall where Dolly had announced
that she was canceling probably the next year of events?
She was in for a little bit of a battle
ahead of her health-wise, but was always upbeat about it.
Then her sister came out and said, please pray for
my sister Dolly.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And people freaked out. So Dolly had to come out.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
And say, hey, my sister just loves me, and I
will take your prayers, but don't worry.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Everything's going to be okay.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I thought, uh-oh, there is something going on here.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
For something, I don't know why, but, like, I just,
when I picture Dolly, I didn't grow up, you know,
growing up in Detroit, I didn't grow up on country
music or anything like that, so I didn't know a ton,
but I do remember, like, really... laughing and kind of, quote-unquote,
falling in love with Dolly in 9 to 5, and
seeing Dabney Coleman in that, when they, like, raked into
the ceiling, all tied up. Such a great movie. Turned
(05:37):
into a Broadway musical. Yeah, just absolutely unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Looks just like the label from Skinny and Sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, that's right. The rat poison.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
All right. We have got a very busy Wednesday ahead
of us. But first of all, how are you, Kelly?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm great. Yeah, doing pretty well. Just, yeah, nothing to report.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Nothing crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Nothing crazy. Everything's A-OK. You guys?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Good on you?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm good, man. I'm ready for football.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh, yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I'm just ready for it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
More, more. Give me more now.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
More?
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
The Bengals got a big scare yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What happened? Chase.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Jamar Chase went down. And then he got up, he
walked off on his own, said he's okay, said he
could have gone back in, and they all were able
to breathe again.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well, good. Let's see, coming up, I have got to
tell you about my grocery store trip yesterday. You ever
have one of those windows where just nothing goes right?
I cannot explain this trip to the... Just this 45
(06:38):
minutes of complete debaclement that took place. From between... Because
I live a stone's throw from Kroger. Yeah. Like, directly
across the street, basically. And the amount of trips and
the things that happened... Between those two locations in 45
(07:00):
minutes is absolutely mind-blowing. We'll get to that. We're going
to get to Fest Hall. We have got... Oh, have
you seen the video floating around? In about an hour,
there is a video that has come to light, a
viral moment of a weatherman.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That is just... So good. Oh, this is a great
news clip we're going to share with you, so... We'll
get to that as well. Right now, let's go with
Blitz Morning Trivia. Thanks.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
All right, $ 25 to Waterbeds and Stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
To the first person who texts in the correct answer,
what rock band will reunite for the NFL kickoff halftime show?
Big band reuniting to play this halftime show. First one
to text it in at 800-821-9970. You get the gift card.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia Thick.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
All right, the question was, what rock band will reunite
for the NFL kickoff halftime show? So this is their
first show, or the first game, rather, that will be
in Seattle, the Wednesday night opener.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Soundgarden is going to reunite, and they're going to have
Taylor Momsen from the Pretty Reckless as their singer, and
then Mike McCready from Pearl Jam is going to jump
in and play guitar.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So it's not Soundgarden. It's just a super group of
other people put together to play some Soundgarden songs is
what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
With a few Soundgarden members.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Right.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Yeah, three of them, anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Matt Cameron, Kent Dale, and Ben Shepard, who, by the way,
are working on a new album with pre-recorded lyrics from
Chris Cornell.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
So that is Soundgarden.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah. You know. That makes sense. It's not different than
all these artists who released music from their vaults.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And got prerecorded stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I mean, we're still getting print stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah. You know.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So this will be the Seahawks and the Patriots, the
Wednesday night opener, which is going to be two weeks
from tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Vincent Haynes out in Baltimore is the first one who
texted in the correct answer, so he gets the $ 25
to water.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Beds and stuff. Congratulations. Speaking of which, I saw a
clip this morning, one of the clips from AGT. I
hope this wasn't an early release. I think this was
last night. For the quarterfinals last night? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I know who it was.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. Nene, is that her name?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
The young girl?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
On guitar?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah. Yeah, she's amazing. Yeah, she looks like of Polynesian descent,
Hawaiian of some sort, and she plays guitar. I think
she's 16. Yeah. And she sang Black Hole Sun. This
girl's going to end up making music for a living. Oh, yeah.
She's going to be the lead singer of a band
or whatever. put out her own stuff, but she rocks.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
And she's as good on the guitar as she is
at singing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah. Maybe better. I mean, she's got that gravel voice
to her, and she can hit all those screaming notes. Yeah,
look for her. She's good. She got Mel B, gave
her the instant gold in the buzzer. It's the quarterfinals,
so now she's... yeah oh i thought so now she's
jumping right to the live finale so and she's got
well she's got a chance to win it she it
(10:07):
would be really cool to see her win i don't
The thing about EGT compared to all these other shows
is you almost always, not always, you've had comedians like
Vantriloquist win, but singers usually end up coming out on top.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'll tell you, the past few years, it's been mostly
the magicians.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Okay, you're right. Magicians and singers are the ones that
come out. But to have a young rock chick come
out and possibly win the whole thing, that would be
really cool to see for sure. So good luck to her.
Have you seen, oh, I'm sorry, I want to talk
about this real quick. Some good news for food fans
(10:45):
out there, especially if you're like me and you live
the nug life and you want to head out and
get some chicky nugs. Great news coming. to basically all
of your favorite chicken nug spots. Because Burger King has
just announced, yeah, we know, we hear you. Our nuggets
were not good. You ever had the nugs from Burger King?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Never was a fan.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Not good. Rubbery and just chewy. And they came out
recently and said, look, we got it. We got thousands
of complaints. We have got our culinary team working on
the whole thing. We revalued the entire process and the recipe.
And so September 1st, New Burger King nugs coming. So
you can head back to Burger King. In even better
(11:29):
nug news, McDonald's has come out and said they're bringing
back their version of the Spicy Chicken McNugget. September 1st.
And boy, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I never had them.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh, they're good. Really? Yeah. Okay. Everyone talks about Wendy's
Spicy Nugs, but McDonald's Spicy Nugs, they're good.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
The nuggets they have now, just the regular ones, are
a lot better than they used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Those before, though, the ones that were made from whatever,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Those were nugget hot dogs. You're right. Those were the
lips and a-holes of the chickens. They were leftover bits
of chicken, and now they use real white meat, as
they should. And then finally, Wendy's is also stepping up.
Everyone's coming out today. I guess if they heard what
the other places were doing, they're like, well, we have
to make a PR announcement of some sort. So Wendy's
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came out and said, look, we understand. Yes, the CEO
says the quality of the food has declined. We were
rooted in efficiency and cost savings. And a lot of
Wendy's fans were like, I knew something was up. It
has not been the same in the past many years.
So the CEO has come up and said, we are
going to reevaluate everything. We let our value equation erode.
(12:43):
I mean, sure, some CEO talk there, but... That's corporate America, man.
That is.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
All of it.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
But at least they get it. They know that the
quality has gone down, and he says we're going to
put a change to it. Now, does that mean we're
going to start seeing higher prices at Wendy's because they're
going to start putting out more quality food? Maybe.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Don't change the chili.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You still want the two-day-old hamburger meat thrown in their chili?
It's exactly what it is. It's all their leftover meat
that they don't cook. I know.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I used to make the chili.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
That's exactly what it is, and it's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
And you are.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
I agree with you. I love Wendy's chili. If there's
anything I'm going to get fast food, it's going to
be Wendy's chili.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But here's the thing. You know, with that meat that
sits there in the sauce, anyone will tell you, you
make a good sauce, it's better the second day.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Because everything has a time to marry and congeal.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
But it's just, you know... I appreciate what they do.
They don't want to serve old meat, you know, that's
been sitting on the grill.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Right.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
So they put it in containers and put it in
the walk-in freezer.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And then throw it in the chiller.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
And they use that to make the chiller.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
And it's delicious.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Nothing like some four-day-old hamburger meat going into your leftover
pot of sauce. This freezes. With beans. Stop it. Anyways, yeah,
so coming September 1st, we're going to have a whole
new Nug Life to live.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Our first story takes us down to Nashville. And, you know,
we've been talking about cameras for a long time now.
We know that there are cameras everywhere, whether it be
a security camera in a store, a camera on an
ATM machine. Your ring cameras are everywhere now. Everyone's got
a camera in their pocket.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Self-checkout at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's looking right at you. Camera, right at you.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Everywhere. And, you know, what happens with the footage? How
can that be accessed? Can Apple tap into everyone's phone
at once and, you know, make a 3D rendering of
a surrounding area? Well, I can tell you who can.
Waymo can. Waymo's got 50 cars in Nashville, 50 of
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these self-driving cars. taxis that you can order up. It
comes pick you up. And if you've ever seen a
Waymo car, it's, it's quite interesting. It's got a whole, uh,
you know, system on the roof of the car, uh,
because it's got, it's three 60 cameras. It's got microphones.
It has got radar. It's got lead are capital L lowercase.
(15:20):
I capital D a R. I don't even know what
that is. Huh? Um, now here's the deal. Waymo records everything, 360, audio, video, radar,
at all times. Like, if there's no one in the
car and the Waymo's sitting there on the curb, it's
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recording everything 360. Now, here's the thing. Waymo's chief marketing
officer and spokesperson, Ethan Teacher, has come out and says, yes,
we record everything, whether there's someone in the car or not.
And they do it. For emergency reasons, in case the
car has to move, in case there's emergency vehicles approaching.
(16:04):
So they do keep recording at all times. Now here's
the problem and what people are questioning. They say they
store the data for a reasonable, appropriate amount of time.
But it doesn't say how long that time is. What
information are they keeping? Who's looking at the information once
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they have it? They say law enforcement can access the
footage with valid legal process. And Waymo says it will
challenge overly broad requests from officials if they request video
or audio information. But again, people are a little leery
because you're being recorded 360 audio and video at all times.
(16:50):
So what can that be used for? Who's watching it?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There's already enough material.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
We don't even have Waymo in Columbus, but there's already
enough recorded material of all of us to publicly humiliate us.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I completely agree with you. Now, is this something new
and makes you go, wait a minute, what's happening? Yes,
but at the same time, whatever Waymo's collecting has already
been collected. Right.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Plus, you know how.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
common it is now for people to have their own
cameras in their cars recording all over.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Some come built in.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You can purchase them on your own.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, I would say that there's probably footage of all
of us, and it'll just get worse once we get Waymo.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You are 100% correct.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
When you walk into McDonald's, you're being recorded. How long
do they keep it? What could they use it for?
And that's everywhere you go. By the way, LiDAR is
really awesome. It's light detection and ranging. Listen to this.
It's pulsed laser light that measures distance and creates precise
three-dimensional information about objects and surfaces.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
So it always knows.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, so that's a technology. tesla that's like the tesla
screen when you can see people walking across the street
you see the trees coming up okay yeah that makes
sense uh story number two i'm very happy to report
we have a second entry into the not so breaking
news hall of fame this this one's going down in
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the hall of fame because yes we are heading down
south we have ourselves a wtf what the florida Pompano Beach,
a 21-year-old Pompano Beach man is facing child abuse charges
after getting into a fight with an underage teenager. He
didn't abuse his own child. He beat up a teenager.
The incident occurred around 6 p.m. on Saturday inside a
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Chuck E. Cheese. According to the arrest form, the victim
was inside the establishment working. This is a 16-year-old working
at Chuck E. Cheese. And then Vincent Evans, a 21-year-old man,
walked in and approached the victim from behind, dragged him
to the floor, and the two started fighting. Now, he
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ended up running away and leaving the Chuck E. Cheese
after the altercation. And it took a minute to figure out,
but here's the deal. According to officials, the victim is
the boyfriend of... evans's ex-girlfriend okay now the woman is
(19:17):
the mother of a child she has with mr evans
the suspect who beat up the 16 year old the
problem is the girlfriend of mr evans is now currently
pregnant with a child from the 16 year old oh
boy so mr evans went in to beat him up
for sleeping with his girlfriend The problem is, if you're
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21 years old, you can't beat up a 16-year-old, especially
when they're at their job at Chuck E. Cheese. Right.
That's not allowed. You shouldn't be beating anyone up, but
especially if it's a 16-year-old. grown-ass man you can't.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Do that how old's the woman who's been pregnant twice
now and dating a 16 year old it.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Doesn't say okay because that's something to look into because
you're a 21 year old yeah so i have to
assume this woman is at least 18 fingers crossed you
would hope otherwise you're looking at some other charges Although,
do they have those down in Florida? I think that
might be legal down in Florida, actually. Deputies did take
Evans into custody shortly after midnight, and he was down
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in Fort Lauderdale. He's facing a charge of child abuse
with great bodily harm, and he's going to be definitely
talking to a judge. That's Florida, man. Not-so-breaking-news Hall of
Fame right there, let me tell you. That is your
not-so-breaking-news 99.7 The Blitz. I saw someone post this on
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the World Wide Web, and I thought it was pretty interesting.
And I haven't lived in Columbus long enough to make
an assumption. I'm going to make one, but I don't
know if I'll be right, and I want your opinion
on this whole thing. Because someone jumped online and said,
successful couples by city. And they broke it down. And basically,
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it's two types of people that will succeed or make
the perfect couple in a particular city. For instance, they
listed San Francisco. You've got a white tech guy and
an Asian tech girl. That couple's going to work out.
That's the perfect San Francisco couple. If you're in New
York City, you've got a finance bro who's about six
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feet tall and you've got a trust fund girl who's
about five foot one. That couple's going to work out.
If you're in D.C., you have a consultant and a lawyer.
It doesn't matter the sex. Those two, if a consultant
and a lawyer, that's going to be the perfect couple.
If you live in L.A., you've got a producer or
DJ and a Pilates instructor. Those two people are going
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to make the perfect L.A. couple. If you're in Miami,
you've got a crypto guy and a Brazilian girl. They're
going to work out no matter what. In Chicago, you've
got a Big Ten frat alum and a Big Ten
sorority alum. They've lived because a lot of Big Ten
people end up in Chicago. No matter what, they end
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up in Chicago. So those two are going to work out.
In Boston, you have a biotech guy and a Harvard
grad student together. In Austin, you have some sort of
tech transplant who moved from somewhere else with a University
of Texas girl who just graduated. That couple's going to
work out. In Nashville, you have a former SEC frat
guy and a blonde nurse. That couple's definitely going to
(22:22):
work out. And in Denver, I can speak to this personally.
I've seen this a million times. You've got a Patagonia
guy and a girl who runs half marathons just for fun.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Those two are going to work it out.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But it brought up the question. I was thinking about
this this morning. What would be the perfect Columbus couple?
And I want to say it is... I'm a little
torn on the guy. I think the girl is going
to be either like some sort of social media manager
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or marketing director working at the headquarters of a company
because we've got a lot of company headquarters here. And
I think you've got like a female who works in
the marketing department, probably social media manager of some sort.
I don't know who the guy would be, though. And
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you guys have obviously been here your entire lives. Can
you think of what two jobs, what two types of
people might make? 800-821-9970, if you have an idea, what
would make the perfect Columbus couple, like these two types
of people?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
I would say, how about a wildly popular drummer and
a Hollywood actress? They make a perfect North of Columbus couple.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
North of Columbus? Powell.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Powell.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Is this a real couple?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
21 Pilots drummer Josh Dunn and Debbie Ryan, who has
been in movies and TV and all that.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh, I did not know that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
So you think a rock star and an actress are
going to make it?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
They're going to make it in Columbus.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
They love Columbus.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
They love central Ohio.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
But I'm saying the general... That's all.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I could think of.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
So you were talking about the social media manager.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Wendy's has the great social media post.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yes. Yes.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
So it's the Wendy's social media manager and a computer coder.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
A computer coder. Okay. 800-821-9970. What two types of people
are going to make the perfect Columbus couple? Blitz, hi,
who's this? Jeremy. Jeremy, what two types of people are
making the perfect Columbus couple?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I would say it would be an overhead power line
and a nurse.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
My problem was I was going to go nurse, but,
you know, I know this is kind of sexist, but
most social media managers, marketing, those are females. And you
do have male nurses.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
But I was going to go female nurse, and then
who was the guy? So I was kind of torn.
But I see what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I appreciate the call. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
All right.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
How about something like somebody who's big in the hospital
systems here? You know, they've got such massive hospital systems here.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And like a barista. It could be male, female, either way.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Okay, either way.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
So somebody from Starbucks and somebody from the James?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Somebody in the James has got to be getting coffee
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Let's see. Joshua Berry said, a city brat and a
country boy. Yeah. Yeah, because you definitely got some country
boys out there. You get outside at 270 and you're
definitely seeing some country. Let's see. A construction worker and
a stripper, says 3295. Okay. Brandon says, a teacher and
a data center IT guy. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I can
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see that. Matt says, a guy in the trades and
a nurse. Yeah, blue collar and nurse.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Yeah, that was the last call.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah. That seems to be very popular. Blitz, hi, who's this?
This is Kelly. Kelly, what two types of people make
the perfect Columbus couple? I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Say the woman, a school bus driver, and the husband.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
A plumber. Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
What was the second one?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Plumber.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
A plumber.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
The husband's a plumber.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
So you're putting Columbus, the perfect Columbus couple is a
very blue-collar-esque type working couple.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
And they have a very long marriage.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay. I love that. Well, thank you for the call.
Eric says a meathead and a crackhead. Okay. All right.
I mean, can't be wrong. Social media manager and construction
worker says Sean.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
How about somebody who's going regularly, going over 100 miles
an hour on 270 and a cop?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And they just, the sparks fly.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Or, I'll do you one better. Someone, yeah, someone who
does 90 on 670 and someone who does 35 in
the left-hand lane on Roberts Road. Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That's good math.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They're going to make it. Let's see. Timothy says a
stoner and a chef. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we
do have a lot of good coach around here. A
lot of restaurants. Yeah, that's a good one. And now,
the three things you need to know before you go.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Along with President Trump's federal order, Governor DeWine has ordered
flags on state property lower to half-staff in honor of
Dolly Parton. She died yesterday at age 80 following a
brief battle with cancer. Parton was known for her music
and for her philanthropic efforts, including the Imagination Library Program.
Around 28 million free books have been sent to Ohio
children through that initiative. Ohio has the highest enrollment in
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the Imagination Library Program, with about 400,000 kids receiving books every.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Month in each of the state's 88 counties.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
United States Capitol Police have arrested a California man with
what they say was a guillotine in the bed of.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
His pickup truck parked near the U.S. Capitol complex.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Police detained 35-year-old Phylan Tam Dewey Lee of Julian, California,
shortly after 3 p.m. when he illegally parked the truck
with the guillotine east of the Capitol grounds. No word
on why the man drove from California to D.C.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
With the device.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
A longtime high school football official had to have his
leg amputated after suffering a serious injury during a scrimmage
earlier this month. Jim Abbott was officiating a scrimmage at
a high school in Cincinnati 12 days ago when he
became mixed up in a tackle attempt on a running back.
His leg was so incredibly messed up, he was rushed
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to the hospital. Now, what happened was he'd had knee
replacement surgery. And the artificial knee caused extensive internal damage
to his leg. He says, and I quote, the force
turned the right knee, the artificial knee, almost into a weapon.
It shredded anything and everything.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Inside my leg. And I was a mess. So they
had to amputate his leg just above the knee.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
He, like I said, has been a high school football
official for about 40 years, and he says he is
determined to work hard in rehab and return to the job.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Can you imagine that? You'd never think. I didn't know
that could happen.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Your artificial knee gets hit and just explodes and shreds
the rest of your leg on the end.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh, my God. I mean, what kind of?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
That's crazy. Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Those are your three things.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
What's that song? Just one of them days. Yeah. Just
one of them. You know what's fun?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So you had a bad day.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's another one, yes. And this wasn't even a bad day.
This was super compressed into 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
It's just one of those days when you don't want
to wake up.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yes, that is a great day. great option for this story, yes.
So yesterday afternoon, I knew... Let me backtrack a little bit.
It's a Sunday. I was at the store picking up
some things. And I always swing by the Kroger meat section...
And in the corner of the Kroger meat section, they
always have the manager specials or that meat that they
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have to get rid of. You got one or two
days to cook this meat, basically.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Right.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's still perfectly within the date, but they always discount
it 40%, 50%. So I always swing by because if
I have to, I'll grab it, I'll throw it in
the freezer, or I know I'll cook it the next day.
So I went, and they had a nice pack of really,
really thinly shaved ribeye. And I was like, you know what?
I'm going to make Philly cheesesteaks. I haven't done that
in a while. I know we got fries at home,
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so I took it home, and last night was going
to be Philly cheesesteak night. However, I knew I had
to go back to the store yesterday to pick up
all the veggies, because I do the mushroom, onion, green pepper,
provolone cheese, got to get the hoagie buns, you know,
all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, got to get the veggies day of.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yep. So, yesterday afternoon, about 3.30, 4 o'clock, Nora had
to head out to get her hair done, and I
was like, all right, I'm going to go to the store.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
And.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Just as I'm getting ready to leave, Adam, the 14-year-old,
reaches up and grabs the Rice Krispies out of the pantry. Now,
the Rice Krispies were not supposed to be there because
on Sunday when I went grocery shopping, I had a
little bit of a list from Nora, and it said
Rice Krispies. I get home. Turns out she meant a
little box of the personally wrapped Rice Krispie treats for
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the kids to take to school or to have for
a snack.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Or you've got to specify that.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Right, exactly. Exactly. She wasn't mad or anything. It was
just like, oh, I just forgot to tell you about
the whole thing. No problem. I'll take them back. So
Adam grabs the Rice Krispies. He's about to open them.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't do that. I
got to take those back. Because, yeah, but I want the...
I was like, I got to get you Rice Krispie treats.
Those are just Rice Krispies. And he's like, oh, okay.
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So I take the Rice Krispies because I know me.
I take the Rice Krispies and I put them on
the couch right next to my backpack because that's where
I had my wallet and my car key. So I know...
When I run upstairs to get my shoes and stuff,
come back, grab my wallet, grab my key, grab the
box of Rice Krispies. I get my stuff. I get
in the car. I drive across the street to Kroger.
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I'm walking in. Son of a bitch. Forgot the Rice
Krispies that were sitting right there. I go in the store.
I need five things. Onion, mushroom, green pepper, pepperoncinis, because
Nora likes to put pepperoncinis on her Philly cheesesteak, and
I need to get the hoagie buns. Walk to the store.
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Produce section first. I grab the vegetables. Thinking to myself, oh,
I need some milk. Because maybe I'm going to eat
the Rice Krispies, but we don't have any milk at
the house. So I grab a tiny thing of milk.
I go to checkout. Checkout. I go home. I walk
into the house. Put the vegetables down. Put the milk down.
Son of a bitch! Where's the pepperoncinis? Nora's going to
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kill me. She's still getting her hair done. I got time.
I run back to Kroger. I get to Kroger, and
all of a sudden, I start feeling it. Because, let
me backtrack a little bit. Kelly, quick question. Do you
remember the day or about the year, the age area
in which you had dairy and you were like, uh-oh.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's not sitting right.
Speaker 10 (33:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
You're right about your age.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
We all get that as you get older. Some people
are born lactose intolerant. A lot of people, it builds. Well,
I have found out. I have now reached age. Where
spice is not agreeing with me. Because for lunch, I
made some leftover chicken and pasta. And there's this new
garlic habanero spice that you can put on it. A
little shaky bottle. It's so good. But, man, did I
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put too much on for lunch. And let me tell you,
the second trip to Kroger, it really came. I'm walking
through Kroger pretty sure I'm growing a tail. Like something
ain't right. I got to go. And I'm like, no,
don't worry. I'll make it home. Everything will be fine.
Walk down the aisle. I grab the pepperoncinis. I go
to checkout. By the way, I had brought the Rice
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Krispies back at this point. Since I'm going back to
the store anyways, I might as well take the Rice
Krispies back. They gave me a gift card. I'm like, look,
I'm just turning around to buy something, so you can
give me a gift card. Swipe the gift card. It
asks for the PIN number. I'm like, this isn't an
ATM machine. Why do I need a PIN number? So
I'm typing in random numbers. It's not working. I finally
flip over the card. It's got one of those little
scratch off things that says pin number. So I take
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my key and I scratch it off. But at this point,
the key had rubbed some of the pin number off.
And I'm like, are you kidding me right now? I
have got to go. I have got a four inch
grip on a six inch turd. I have to leave.
Finally call the guy over at the self checkout. He
helps me and he goes, try this number. I tried.
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It works. Thank God. Pay for my pepperoncinis. I put
them in a bag. I'm out the door. I'm two
steps into the parking lot, and I go, son of
a bitch, the buns. So I turn around. I go
back into the store.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
You weren't high, were you?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
No. No, I was not. I'm just that stupid. I
have that much of a goldfish brain. This is 100% natural.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Plus, whatever goldfish brain you have up there is being
taken up by worry that you're going to poop your pants.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh, God. That last fart was pulling a trailer. Let
me tell you, it was not okay. It was not okay.
So here I am shuffling through the store with my
bag of pepperoncini. I make it to the bread aisle.
I grab the bread aisle. I go to checkout.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Grab the bread aisle.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Grab the bread. I go to checkout. I put the
pepperoncini bag on the roller cart at the self-checkout where
they have all the bags, right? I don't need a
second bag. I'm just going to put the buns in
the pepperoncini bag. I swipe the card. I take my
left hand. I put the buns in the bag. Move
it in there, and as I move it, the pepperoncini
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bottle goes boom on the floor. Pepperoncini's everywhere. God damn it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I am not okay. So now I'm standing there with
my knees are clasped and my legs are out. They're
pointing outwards. And I call the guy over, and I'm like, dude,
I am so sorry I broke this bottle. I have
to go fill the ponds with brown trout.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
I have to go.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I am like, and he's looking, he's like, oh, it's
so cool, man. I'll clean it up. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Seize the desperation in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Seize the desperation. On my way to the bathroom, the
pepperoncinis are right there. I dumbass. I am going to
forget to grab them on the way out because I
know I'm going to absolutely ruin a Kroger employee's life,
whoever has to clean this up. So I run to
the bathroom. I grab the pepperoncinis on the way. I
go to the bathroom. I hang the bag, the bun bag,
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on the back. Because I don't want it on the
floor or anything. I try and keep it away. I
take the pepperoncinis. I drop it in the bag. I
really wish they made Kroger bag stronger because that pepperoncini
fell through the bag straight through, blew up on the ground.
You are kidding. So now, now I'm sitting here. I
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have no choice at this point. I could have put
arrows in my butt because it was a quivering. Okay.
So now I'm sitting there in Kroger. Do you know
what bad poop and pepperoncini smells like? Not good! I
can tell you that much! So I have to go
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back out. I have to get a third can of pepperoncinis.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Did you tell them?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
No.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I did not. I didn't even tell them about the
bathroom mess. But I go to checkout, and everyone in
self-checkout now, you can see the look on their face.
They're looking around like, what happened? Because the pepperoncinis are
cleaned up. But... And.
By the way, she likes the hot pepperoncinis, so it's
got a little extra oomph to it. Yeah. I pay
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for my pepperoncinis. I go home. I put everything on the...
I sat on the couch for a good 15 minutes
just not moving in silence. I didn't look at my phone.
I didn't turn on the TV. Oh. That was so
not good.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Now, you know they know that you did the bathroom pepperoncini, too.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
They know that. Probably. They're going to look at something.
We were talking about cameras earlier. Oh, yeah. It's on camera, baby.
They know.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's popping up on TikTok here probably pretty soon. Let
me check.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
You know, I could not believe that 45 minutes. Oh, gosh.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
That is so awful.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
This was a straight-up butterfly effect, and the release of
that butterfly was the box of Rice Krispies.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
It was, yeah. It absolutely was. I can blame this
whole thing on Nora. If she would have said, grab
Rice Krispies treats, I would have grabbed Rice Krispies treats,
and none of this would have happened. I think I'm
calling off the wedding at this point.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
It's a Wednesday. Let's visit one of our favorite websites,
OB Festival, where people jump online and anonymously admit things
that they've done.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
800-821-9970.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If you want to do the same, you can call
or text and give us your admission and confession. Like
this person who says, my son messed up big time
when he was 22. Full life still ahead of him.
So I took the rap and got 10 years. Two
years later, he got cancer and died six months after that.
Still no regrets. He died comfortably at home in bed,
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not chained up in jail somewhere.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
I don't understand why we think we're doing anyone favors
by taking on their punishment.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Like, they're not... learning a thing. Mistakes are made. You've
got to pay the penalty and it makes you into
a better person.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
This guy died. 10 years.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
It's your son though.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
22.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
You're going to serve 10 years for your 22 year
old son. For some law he broke? A serious law, obviously?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I mean, if it's 10 years in jail... What did
he do? It doesn't say, but it's something.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
I'd like to know what the mistake, quote-unquote, was.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
But 10 years, that's a pretty serious mistake. Yeah, well,
he played the piper. What if he didn't get cancer
two years later?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
So what? That's not even... That's a whole other issue.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Well, what I'm saying is he would have gone his life,
like you said, without learning his lesson.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I mean, I don't know if you believe in God
or not, but that might be karma.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
So somebody who didn't do it serving 10 years and
the other person.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Who did it died in two and a half years.
Two and a half years, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Woof. Weird.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Would you do that?
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Would you go to jail and serve a 10-year sentence
for your 22-year-old?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Hell no. Never.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Never.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'd feel terrible that they.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Made the decisions. You made your decisions.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Would you think?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
No, he's going to be 32 max, and he might
get out even early.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
But he's going to be 32 max, and I'm going
to be in a position to let him move in
with me and help him get back on his feet.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Perfect answer.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
This person admits, every morning my wife asks me to
iron her work clothes while she goes for a shower.
They never need it, so I just lay them out
on the bed like they have been ironed two years
in and she still has no idea. I would do
the same thing. You're both happy. You keep her happy.
She thinks you did it. You've done something for her.
You didn't have to do anything. It works out perfectly.
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This person says, every Christmas I buy myself one present,
wrap it, and put it from Nan on the label. Well,
Nan died in 2014. My family thinks she pre-bought years
of gifts and keeps saying how organized she was. Although
I'm running out of plausible presidents, but I can't convince
myself to stop doing it.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh, okay. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Everyone's holding on to Nan?
Speaker 7 (41:42):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Forget the heartfelt meaning behind it. It just sounds like
a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
You can't buy any new technology, any type of new clothing.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Right, yeah, you can't. It's all got to be pre-2014.
This person admits, a woman I know slightly has been murdered,
and I'm staggered by how much it feels like a
TV drama. All the men in her life now seem creepy,
and we're all just waiting to find out which one
of them did it. This happened to me in college.
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There was a woman who lived in the dorms with us.
And I had been slightly flirty with her. But I
also had never had the guts to ask her out.
I thought she was way out of my league and stuff.
And finally, I thought maybe I could build up to
asking her out. And it turns out she worked overnight
at one of the hotels. We were in Traverse City,
very hotel heavy. And she was an overnight receptionist. One
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of the guests... Beat her to death with a tire
iron behind the boathouse at the hotel. And not that
I was never questioned by the police, but you could
hear a couple names floating around campus. And mine kind
of came up in the background a little bit. Just
because I had talked to her a couple times. I
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never really expressed that I liked her to anyone or anything,
but I don't know.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
It's freaky.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah. And finally, this person says, my hairdresser of years
was just way too chatty. She canceled on me once
for an emergency, so I went across the street to
a hairdresser who happened to be cheaper, quicker, and left
me alone. Now, I have to log into my old
hairdresser's website to check out when she's not working so
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I can go to the one across the street without
her seeing me.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh, the things we'll do to save people feelings.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah. But you got to... I heard having the right
hairdresser is like having the right therapist. Like, you have
to connect. Yeah, you do. And if you don't connect
with your hairdresser, it's just not going to work.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
So, there you go. If you're looking to kill some
time at work, visit FestHole today. There's a very good
chance you've come across this video as it has just
blown up in the past 24 hours. The actual incident
took place Sunday morning. And then on Monday morning, they
kind of did a recap. Because there aren't a ton
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of people up on Sunday morning watching the early morning news.
You know, that's where you kind of earn your keep.
As a news anchor or a meteorologist or a sports anchor.
You start on the early morning weekend shift. And then
you start working your way up to the more prime
time spots. Splot. Whoa. Slots. Well, meteorologist Patrick Osborne works
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at WABI Channel 5, a TV station in Maine. And
Sunday morning, he was doing a broadcast. And he wanted
to have a little fun with his co-worker. And so
what he and the producer of the morning news decided
to do was to get a snippet of Charlie Brown's teacher.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
And they were just going to play a little snippet
over the Anchor's newscast. I guess it was some sort
of teacher story. And so they were going to use
this little audio clip. Thick inserts audio clips all the
time into our stories. You know, to add theater of
the mind, to add ambiance. And this was just going
to be a funny little prank. So the weatherman jumped
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on his weather computer. which obviously is connected to the
audio board at the news station so they can play
audio or recordings or whatever. The problem was when he
Googled the Charlie Brown school teacher, what it was was
it's an hour-long video. And every so often out of nowhere,
it'll go.
Speaker 6 (45:41):
So it's all silence except for periodically.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
You have no idea when. So they were trying to
figure out what's going on, but the meteorologist had to
jump on and do the weather. So as he's doing
the weather every so often in his little earpiece. That's
going down.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
So the only thing people see is meteorologist Patrick Osborne
trying to do the weather with the wah-wah in his ear.
And this is what happens.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
And resulting in the chance for some heavier precipitation, a
few bands of storms in some spots.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
We've got to finish up this weather right now.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
I'm so sorry, everyone.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I'm blind over here.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
I'm blinding you of the 70s below 80s and spots
of Monday. I can have this whole stream.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I've never had this happen before.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Oh, jeez.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
All right, let me get it together real quick. I'm
so sorry. Your point's 24 and a half.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
This is how rain falls like a lake. Then let's
just throw it to the 70s.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
70s in the 80s. For a linearist, go to spots.
Do my story a little cooler. Lord of the 70s, Josh,
please take it. This is what happened to professionalism, Patrick.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
He said, please take it. I got to end this
weather forecast. What kind of laugh is it? That's like
trying to hold in the laugh, and you just can't. Yeah,
because there's no way that's him full-blown. If that's him
full-blown laughing... Somebody said.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Bro trying to finish the forecast three octaves up.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yes. Yeah. I can't imagine. If that's your real laugh,
I feel really bad for you. But he was absolutely
losing it. But if you've ever been caught in a
laughing fit before and one thing just gets you and
you can't stop.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It gets worse and worse.
Speaker 6 (48:02):
Especially when you're at a funeral or at church or something.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
And sometimes the more you fight it, the worse it gets.
I've actually been in moments where I've gotten mad at myself.
And I'm like, stop. You have to. You're in pain.
The stomach hurts. Tears just pouring down your face. And
I try to think of something that angers me. Because
I've got to stop. Yeah, that exactly. 99% of the blitz.
(48:39):
We've done this before. We've had a lot of fun
with it. I've seen lists where people jump online and
rename animals. And I found a new list. And I
wanted to share some of these with you. Because I
think they're great. Like a bald eagle. Bald eagles should
be called a freedom glider.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Gosh. That's just such a better name. Look at that
Freedom Glider. Love it. A piglet should be called Bacon Seeds.
I like that. That's funny.
Speaker 9 (49:12):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Bacon Bits works, but Bacon Seeds is better. Yeah. A zebra,
that's nothing but a barcode. horse.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Bees or spicy flies?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
You've got a kangaroo. Kangaroo is nothing but a T-Rex deer.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
A snail? That's a slowy-goey. A butterfly? This one's pretty obvious.
It's called a butterfly. Why isn't it called a flutterby? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (49:48):
It's not made of butter.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
No, and it just flutters right by you.
Speaker 9 (49:53):
And all the ghosts.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Maybe that was what it was, but somebody who wrote
it down was dyslexic.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
That could be it.
Speaker 9 (49:59):
You might be onto something there. A mistake made the name.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
A slug? A slug is nothing but a snot sausage. Yep.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Ew, yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That is a straight up snot sausage. I love this one.
This one, we need to start a petition. We need
to talk to zoologists. We need to get this written
into law. A peacock is nothing but a disco chicken.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
You like that?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
That is such a better name. Disco chicken. And to
go along with the HB123... animal renaming act of 2026
we're going to add peacock disco chickens and then we
are also going to add cows to the list okay
because cows are nothing but steaks and shakes i think
(50:52):
that's the perfect name that's good and i am going
to start the petition starting monday morning.
Speaker 8 (50:56):
And now all right the three things you need to
know before you go 17.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
People detained after gunshots were fired at police in the
hilltop yesterday. Officers executing a search warrant related to a
drug investigation in the 200 block North Harris Avenue. When
someone started shooting, someone sharted?
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Maybe.
Speaker 6 (51:16):
But they also started shooting. Officers did not return fire.
No one was hurt. 17 people were taken in for questioning.
Several firearms were recovered.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
No word on charges.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Take a machine gun fire. No, that's just bubble guts.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Well, the U.S.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
Secret Service says it is aware of an Iranian video
appearing to threaten the life of Barron Trump, the president's
youngest son. Hardline Iranian state media repeatedly featured content threatening
the lives of Trump and his family after its former
supreme leader was assassinated. But this appears to be the
first time Barron has been publicly singled out. In fact,
the video says Barron's movements are being monitored, lists just
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potential spots that he could be found in and reports
a $ 10 million bounty.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
On his head. That's not going to go over.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
No.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Well, by sheer coincidence, the next tropical storm that develops
in the Atlantic this hurricane season will be named Dolly.
It has no connection to the death of Dolly Parton.
Storm systems are named by procedures set by the World
Meteorological Organization. And the lists of names are reused every
six years. And they go alphabetically for the Atlantic region.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
They're alphabetical. They alternate male and female names. And the
next one on deck is Dolly. Isn't that something?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
That is.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, I hope it's a real gentle one.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I was like, what if it comes through and just
tears everything up?
Speaker 6 (52:40):
I hope it's really gentle and gets some very arid
region that's in need of some rain.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
That would be a Dolly type of a storm, wouldn't it?
Just the most gentle, sweetest, kindest, best case scenario.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
It would be. Yeah. Or it would be a Cat
5 that wipes Florida off the map.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
One or the other.
Speaker 5 (52:59):
Yeah, one or the other.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, those are your three things.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I had a friend who was in New York City recently,
and wrapping up their night, they decided to hit a
rooftop bar. And this rooftop was on the top of
a 20-story building. They have some nice little rooftop bars
over there in New York City. We hit one that
was a five-story here. I've been on ones that are
(53:25):
20 stories. Some of them are way up there. Well,
they're enjoying their nightcap. And if you've never been to
New York City, it's pretty compact. They've got things on
top of things on top of things. And especially when
you're in some of the busier areas, you're in one
building and can clearly see the other building across the street.
And they just so happen to be across the street
(53:46):
from a hotel. And as they look across the street,
And this is 10 o'clock at night. It's dark out
at 11 o'clock at night. It's dark out. There was
a gentleman sitting at the hotel desk getting some work done,
butt naked. Now, she did say, thankfully, it didn't look
(54:10):
like he was doing the work on himself. He was
actually working, working on his laptop. But he was doing
so Sitting butt naked in the chair.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Curtains wide open.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Curtains wide open. And he's got the lights on. So
you know, if you're on the outside in the dark,
it's easier to see into a lit room. If you're
on the lit room, it's hard to see outside into
the dark. But you would think, you know it's New
York City. There are buildings all around. It's not like
you're on the 15th floor and all the buildings are
(54:42):
below you. And you're at like some highest point. where
no one can hear, right across the street from multiple
high-rise buildings. And sure enough, they got themselves a good
little laugh. He got up and ended up walking around
the room.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Bouncing to and fro.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yep, they got themselves some accidental nakedness. So I want
to know, when's the last time you were the victim
or beneficiary of some accidental nakedness? Have you ever had
a moment, Kelly?
Speaker 6 (55:17):
I haven't, but my friend did one time. She was
just in her underwear and popped out just real quick to, like,
bend down and pick up a newspaper. But her dog
ran out, and so she, like, tried to reach out
and grab the dog. And in the meantime, the door
swung closed and was locked.
Speaker 5 (55:36):
Oh, no!
Speaker 6 (55:36):
So she was out there in her underwear only with
no way to get in. She had to go to
her next-door neighbors, who had a key.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Ha ha ha!
Speaker 6 (55:45):
And, yeah, she said it was just awful. They brought
a towel for her, and they're like, hang on, let
me get a key. I'll bring you a towel.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Oh, no. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
800-821-9970.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Were you ever the victim or, again, the lucky recipient
of some accidental nakedness? Vic, you think of a time?
I can't.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Not accidental. I mean, I was going to say Sonic Temple,
but all the people out there did it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
It was all on purpose.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's a given. That's a given for sure. 800-821-9970. I
know for a fact I've definitely been seen. I don't
know by who, but if someone out there were to
be asked the question, I'm definitely one of the answers. Yeah.
(56:34):
I know for a fact. Yeah, we know that. 800-821-9970.
When were you the victim or lucky recipient of some
accidental nakedness? Hi, who's this? This is Dustin. Dustin, when
were you the victim or recipient of accidental nakedness?
Speaker 3 (56:49):
It was about 10 years ago, and at my job,
I have to go up to the front door and
let my clients know that I'm there. And the mister
that I was going to the property to, he answered
the door. Completely butt naked, just swinging around.
Speaker 5 (57:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
You make eye contact, and the only thing that he
says to me is, where's my waffles? And I, I mean,
I couldn't help it. I absolutely lost it.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Where's my waffles? Wow.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
The guy had dementia, so at first it was funny,
but then I felt bad. But then again, like, it's
still kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah, I would definitely giggle at that one. I appreciate
the call. Thank you so much. Have yourself a great Wednesday. Blitz, hi,
who's this?
Speaker 6 (57:38):
Hi, Josh.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Josh, when did you have some accidental nakedness?
Speaker 3 (57:43):
About 10 years ago, lived in an apartment.
Speaker 10 (57:46):
Me and my wife used to just walk around to
get out at night. And we're walking back and we
happen to look over at the first floor and curtains
are open about two feet. And let's just say their
kitchen table was having fun.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Oh, no. We actually had that at the lake house
one time on one of our midnight little cruises. And
you were going around. We came around one of the
lake houses, and they had their lights on inside. Wow.
They were having themselves some extracurricular late-time fun. Good for them.
I appreciate the call. Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
I was swimming in the ocean once with my little
niece and nephew, and they lived in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
They knew how to manage the waves. I did not.
Speaker 6 (58:27):
I got caught up in that washing machine effect to
where you keep getting pulled under, and then you come
up and get pulled under and come up.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
I don't know if you've ever experienced that. It's terrifying.
But they were laughing so hard. My bikini top, bomb.
Don't know where that went.
Speaker 4 (58:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
No idea.
Speaker 8 (58:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:42):
And I'm like, here's my 12-year-old nephew and my 14-year-old
niece laughing their butts off.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Their parents are sitting on it. I'm like, does anybody
want to help me?
Speaker 7 (58:50):
I'm drowning.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (58:52):
There was an accidental nakedness.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
I did have one that began as accidental nakedness because
we were tubing. And this was only, I don't know,
five or six years ago or so. And Scott took
me for a ride on this tube. That'll do it.
And my shorts came off. Oh, yeah. The problem was,
once I knew they had, I turned getting back onto
(59:17):
the tube into an art performance thing. I was crawling
up on that tube. Because it was one of those
tubes you can sit on. It had like the back
and everything. And so getting up onto that thing. Boy,
that leg was up on the side of the tube.
That tube was turned around facing backwards. So I'm getting
on backwards. Yeah. That turned into a performative art piece
(59:41):
for sure. Gave everybody a show. Yeah. Mike says we
were on family vacation in Myrtle Beach. Couldn't let the
children go out on the balcony after a certain time.
Because all the motels around at some point or another
had people on the balcony doing their things.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Myrtle Beach was like that. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
Dirty Myrtle.
Speaker 9 (59:59):
For a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Blitz, hi, who's this?
Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
Hey, it's Chris.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Chris, when did you have some accidental nakedness?
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
So I'm the guy that comes in your backyard and marks, like,
your table and electric line.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Before I did that, I go knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Nobody answered. I'm like, all right, cool.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I'm going to go back to my job. I get
in the backyard, and there are two people just absolutely
going at.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It in the sunroom.
Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
Dang.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Grabbed myself and noped right out of there. I said,
I'll come back to that one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Did they see you or no? They did not. It
was very awkward.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
I think I made a quick retreat where nobody saw me.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Okay, I was going to ask, how long did it
take to collect your belongings and work your way out?
I still had everything in my hands. Oh, okay, you
didn't put anything down.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
I heard them, saw them, and was like, nope, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
No, not today. Were they visually appealing, or was it
not something you want to see? No, not exactly. Okay. Well,
I appreciate the call. Thank you so much. 800-821-9970. Because
that determines how long you're staying or not.
Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
No, just me?
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Okay, never mind. 99.7 of the world.
Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Our first story takes us down south. We have ourselves
a WTF. What's up, Florida? If you've ever been down
to Panama City Beach, you probably visited the iconic Panama
City Beach souvenir shop, Jaws Souvenirs. It is a very
large souvenir shop and As you can guess, pretty much
(01:01:44):
the entire store is filled with Jaws-themed type trinkets and
shirts and things, knickknacks. That's not a good word. Trinkets, knickknacks.
Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
Crap.
Speaker 10 (01:01:56):
Crap.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Crap's a good word. Yeah, absolutely. Crap. Well, unfortunately, it
caught on fire. Yep. there was no word yet what
caused the fire, but it was a big, big blaze,
so much so that naval support activity in Panama City
had to team up with Panama City Fire and the
(01:02:18):
fire department there, along with Bay County Florida Emergency Services
as well, all had to come and help fight the fire.
You know, this is one of those places where you
can get everything for $ 9. 99 or less. Okay, yeah. You know.
Just something to take home with you that's going to
sit out for six months or so, and then it's
(01:02:40):
going to be put in a box. The origin of
the fire is not known at the time. The store
owner hasn't said whether or not they're going to rebuild, which,
to me, sounds a little fishy.
Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
Really?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Interesting. If you're like, know if i'm really gonna rebuild
i got insurance how i don't know the age of
this gentleman but are you about retirement.
Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Age that's the only acceptable reason you wouldn't rebuild right
otherwise you have.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
An iconic souvenir store that you've run when did jaws
come out 77 76 something like that it's probably been
around for at least 20 or 30 years if not
more And all of a sudden, you're not sure if
you're going to rebuild. The building is on fire. Yes,
it is. Story number two takes us over to the
(01:03:30):
Wheat Hill mobile home community. Does that sound familiar to anyone?
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
It sure does.
Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
The Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community. We've been talking about
the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community, which is located just
over there in East Palestine, right on the Ohio-Pennsylvania border, basically.
Very famous over the past couple days because 49ers owner
Jed York was arrested there after attempting to buy himself
(01:03:58):
a little poo-poo for about $ 140. Ah! This is a
man worth $ 8. 5 billion, and he's out picking up some
trailer park.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
At 9.30 in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
At 9.30 on a Sunday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Yeah, you little whore.
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Does it say how old this guy is? Do we
know how old he is? Because one of two things.
He's not old.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
I think he's in his 40s maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Okay, because there's one of two options. 9.30 on a
Sunday morning. He's in his 60s or 70s and he
is just up early having his coffee every Sunday morning
and just got horny and wanted some trailer park. Or
he's still up from the night before doing a little something, something.
He's 46. He's still up from the night before doing
(01:04:46):
a little something, something. Anyways, made headlines. He was arrested. Well,
now we have a follow-up because the management of the
trailer park at Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community has come
out and said, we're not like that at this trailer park.
(01:05:07):
That is not the type of trailer park we are.
I just got off the phone with the chief of police, Mr.
Chief Weingart. And according to the chief, Jed York was
arrested in the park because that's where he happened to
be pulled over. The transaction was not going to take
place at the mobile home. Not inside this mobile home park.
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
They were not using the address in the mobile home
park as part of their sting operation. He says... This
news of this arrest in our quiet community is just
as shocking to us as the rest of you. While
we support law... Wait, let me backtrack. It was not
shocking to any of us. Any of us. An East
Palestine mobile home? Yeah, that's exactly where I think you
(01:05:56):
would get a $ 140 pool.
Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
Yeah, that's a Youngstown suburb right there.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
While we support law enforcement and their efforts, we really
have no other knowledge of the situation. Wheat Hill Mobile
Home Community is a clean, quiet, and affordable place to
call home. This is not the type of place... that
Jerry Springer would ever find people to be on his show.
Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
That's an actual quote.
Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Gosh. So, Mr. York just happened to pull over into
that mobile home community once police stopped him for the sting,
but that's not where the $ 140 pool is located. Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
Now, according to a report from the Ohio Attorney General's office,
Columbiana County, where East Palestine is, led the state with
710 arrests for soliciting prostitution between 2019 and 2025.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
That's more than a third of the arrests for prostitution
in the state of Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Now, it's not at this trailer park.
Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
But it's trailer park. Calm down.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
They want it to be well, well known. This is
not where you get $ 140 pull. This trailer park, you
can get $ 60 pull.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
That's your not-so-breaking news. All right, time for some Blitz
therapy on a Monday morning. And Kelly, you and I
could have some insight into this because we are both
dog owners. And so I want to know how you
feel about this. Jack had texted in and here's the deal.
A little bit of an issue. This isn't like relationship
(01:07:28):
ending or anything, but I could see... Like giving a
kind of a cross-eyed look. I would definitely give a
cross-eyed look to Nora and just kind of giggle if
she did this. Jack says, my wife washes the dog's
food bowl after every meal. She says, if we eat
off clean plates every meal, then so should the dog.
(01:07:49):
I thought it was a little overboard. I mean, they
lick their own butts. I don't think they need a
sparkling clean bowl to eat out of every day. You
guys wash your dog bowl every single day? I can
tell if you're a vet. I do not. Now, the
only thing I would say different and the information that
is not included in this is do you feed your
dog dry food or wet food? Because if it's wet food,
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you got to wash it every day. That's a given.
Dry food, not so much. Kelly, you're shaking your head.
Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
We're wet food and I do not wash every day.
Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Oh, you do not?
Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Thankfully.
Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
I think that you should wash every day and the
water bowl. because it gets the slimy saliva and it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Can get bacteria. You're supposed to wash your dog bowls
every day.
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Really?
Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I do not do that. And I wish I didn't
have to admit that right now because it makes me
feel gross. I'm going to go home and wash my
dog's bowls today. But yeah, I just... Well, the.
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Water I kind of get... What if it's just dry
food in one bowl? Is that really neat every day?
Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I don't know. I mean, I can tell you for
a fact. Now, I understand like the whole germ thing,
although their mouths are a lot cleaner than ours. But
we actually have a three-tiered dog bowl that is made
out of tiny little hexagons. And all three, well, the
bottom tier, the bottom round is stable. But the next
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two tiers, they rotate 360 degrees on top of each
other because it's meant to slow her down. She has
to search for the food. She has to move the
top layer to get to the middle layer. She has
to move the middle layer to get... It's got like...
The middle and top layer have little pie sections cut
out so she can use her nose and push it around.
It's supposed to stimulate the brain, not to mention... Every
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meal for Birdie is like the first time she's eaten
in seven days. Yeah. It's absolutely mind-blowing. And then she'll
go back to the bowl three or four times just
to lick. Is there more in here? Is there more
in here?
Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Like she's never going to eat again.
Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Right. So that bowl is spotless after every meal.
Speaker 9 (01:10:01):
So she cleans it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Right. Minus any dog germs. So yeah, we definitely don't
wash the bowl. Every single meal.
Speaker 8 (01:10:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
I think I'd appreciate if I had a wife who
washed the dog.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Food bowl after every meal.
Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Oh, you'd be happy about it?
Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
I think it's a good, proper, clean thing to do
for your dog.
Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Now, every so often, like when I make salmon bowls,
I'll cut off an ounce of salmon or so and
put it in the air fryer and I'll mix it
in with her food as a little treat. Then I'll
wash it because you might have some fish, you know. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
You don't want that.
Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
You don't want that on there.
Speaker 9 (01:10:34):
But yeah, every.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
I don't know. 800-821-9970. Do you wash your fishbowl every day?
If I saw Nora every meal pick up the bowl,
I might. But again, Nora is very clean and she
takes care of everything around the house. And so I
would probably just kind of be like, you don't have
to do that every day. I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
We did get a new dog bowls last week and
I have washed them one time.
Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
And we feed wet food.
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
And you feed wet food?
Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:11:05):
But.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Does Moses get every drop left? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
No, he's the same way. He cannot wait for the
next meal.
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Dan said cleaning the bowl every day does not allow
the immune system to strengthen.
Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
I don't know. Oh, like the whole getting used to
the germs sort of thing?
Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Mine's out there eating deer poop, so.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
I'm not concerned about that.
Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Right, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
I have watched Birdie eat a piece of poop before,
so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
And their mouths are cleaner than ours?
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Well, Dan says they're not. I heard forever that dogs'
mouths were cleaner than ours.
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
I know.
Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Blitz, hi, who's this? Hello. Okay, thanks for the call.
I appreciate it. 800-821-9970. Are you putting in the extra effort?
Are you cleaning that dog bowl every single day? Is
it needed? 99.7 The Blitz. Hey, real quick, I just
had a revelation. Do you remember? Of course you do.
(01:11:57):
Christopher Walken, hosting SNL, and gave us one of probably
the top five, definitely top ten SNL skits of all time,
and it was the behind the scenes of the Blue
Oyster Cult. And more cowbell. Yes. Will Ferrell and more cowbell. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're making... What's the name of the song? Don't Feel
(01:12:18):
the Reaper. Yeah. And he's dancing around. We just played Ozzy.
And we need a new skit. A behind-the-scenes skit on SNL.
They need to find their new Will Ferrell. And they
need to bring Christopher Walken back as the music producer.
Because there's one guy... that needs his time in the spotlight.
(01:12:40):
And it's this guy right here. Yeah, what is that?
It's shaped like a U, and it's got a ball
on the end, and it hits like a cowbell, and
it rattles. And so they need to explore the studio
(01:13:00):
space with whatever guy is playing that. Christopher Walken is
the music producer.
Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
We need more whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah, what is the name of that thing? I need
more of that.
Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Okay, this is the rattling sound in the intro of
Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Trains made by a percussion instrument called
a vibra slap.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Oh, we need more vibra. I got a fever. And
the only cure is more vibra slap. Actually, vibra slap
is usually how I take care of my headaches.
Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
You said vibra?
Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Yeah, vibra slap. Yep. I use a vibra-slap. Usually, it
knocks my headache out and lets me go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Oh, really?
Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I use the old vibra-slap. That's kind of what it
sounds like, too.
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
When you get going too fast.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
You need to go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
You get going too fast, that undercarriage starts moving. That's
exactly what it sounds like. I mean, you're... That's bad. Oh,
speaking of undercarriage, we had to take a slight left-hand
turn on the show here because something happened about 45
(01:14:15):
minutes ago, and it brought up an interesting conversation because
at the top of the hour, Kelly, you were doing
your news.
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
We had finished what we were talking about. I'm sorry. No,
it was traffic. We had finished what we were talking about.
We hit the traffic open, as we call it, and
you start doing traffic. And at that point, I usually
sit down in my seat because I'm usually standing, and
then I'll go to sittings. And I sat down, and
I instantly jumped out of my seat. And Thicke's looking
(01:14:41):
at me with a strange face, but doesn't say anything,
because you're in the middle of traffic. You keep going
with your traffic, as a professional does, as I'm standing
back here just hunched over.
Speaker 9 (01:14:50):
I thought you were about to fall down.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah. And then finally, you finish the traffic, and Thicke
turns off all the microphones, and both of you are like,
are you okay? And I go, I just sat on
my nuts! Because that's exactly what happened. I sat down
in my chair. We've got like these high stool office chairs.
And somehow, I don't know, I just sat down on it.
(01:15:15):
These nuts. And it hurt. Oh. And Kylie, you were
a little shocked. Because you said.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Well, I said, why don't.
Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
You put some underwear on and get those things all
snugged up in there and you won't do stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Right. But I wear boxer briefs. And you were a
bit shocked because you said, huh. I took you as
a commando guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I thought you were for some reason.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Commando guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Maybe we never had this conversation. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
We have not. You know, I've made it a point
not to bring up my underwear habits with you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Well, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Trying to be at least somewhat respectful.
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
I just made an assumption, I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Yeah, no, you did.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
But I'm just very curious. I'm just very curious. Why?
What was it? What is it about me?
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I must have created a back story for you that
isn't true.
Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
I really want to know the back story that you
created in your head.
Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
I think it had to do with something at Kroger
and having explosive situations.
Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Oh, just getting ready for a massive boot.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
That you thought, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Probably doesn't wear them.
Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I wonder what would make someone, I'm very curious, 800-821-9970,
what makes someone a commando guy? Maybe a vibra-slap. A vibra-slap.
could make you a commando guy i mean if you
got a co-worker who shuffles through the hallways and as
he goes by all you hear is he's going commando
for sure for sure but yeah i'm just kind of
(01:16:44):
curious as to what attributes would make someone you look
at them and go oh yeah that's.
Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
A commando guy yeah i feel like you're a guy
that you who just uh who really likes to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
You really like the feel of a A fresh breeze.
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
You just feel so free with your personal business down there.
Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Probably because you say you sleep naked.
Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Maybe that's true. Okay, that could be it. That could
be it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
It doesn't explain anything, but maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
You know me. Right after the show ends, I go
out in the parking lot. I unzip.
Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Air it out.
Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Just. Air it out.
Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Who wants to take all that time with underwear?
Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
I stand in the corner and I put my arms
out and just, you know. Between the free breeze and
the sunbathing of the b-hole, you're just.
Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
See, honestly, why wouldn't I think that?
Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
It's a smart conclusion.
Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I guess if you're a betting woman. Yeah. If you're
putting your money on the smart bet.
Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
What we know about you, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Fair enough. I can't argue with that. And now, the
three things you need to know before you go.
Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Prosecutors have rested their case in the trial of a
man accused of shooting co-workers at a New Albany warehouse
last year. Bruce Foster III faces aggravated murder and other
counts in connection with the attack that left two people dead,
several others hurt. One of the witnesses called yesterday was
Nick Harris, one of Foster's co-workers at the KDC1 distribution center,
who was shot in the incident. He told the court
that Foster chased him down with a gun and shot
(01:18:24):
him in the arm and the neck. Defense attorneys are
expected to call their first witnesses when the trial resumes
this afternoon. An arrest has been made in connection with
a bizarre case out of Philadelphia. The man accused of
terrorizing more than a dozen pedestrians in Philly while decked
out in a Chucky-style mask has been arrested in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
U.S.
Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Marshals Service officials confirmed that 22-year-old Zymier Hughes was arrested
by members of the Violent Offender Task Force. The district
attorney in Philadelphia says that Hughes was wanted on felony
and misdemeanor assault charges after he allegedly chased several people,
including a jogger, asking her, are you ready to die?
(01:19:06):
And then causing her injuries.
Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
As she fled.
Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
Police say that he has two TikTok accounts and an
Instagram account and was trying to get.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Views, apparently.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yeah, that's not how you do that.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah. Hearing for him is scheduled for tomorrow. No bail set.
Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
The Seattle Seahawks will open their regular season at Lumen
Field on Wednesday, September 9th versus the New England Patriots.
And there will be a special halftime performance from Soundgarden
featuring Taylor Momsen of the Pretty Reckless and Mike McCready
of Pearl Jam.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
McCready will also perform the national anthem. So, yeah, that'll
be pretty cool to see.
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
A little halftime show.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Yeah, why not? I thought, is this a thing?
Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
But Thick assures me that this is always a special
game to kick off the season.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Yeah, the season opener on the weeknight first game of
the year.
Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Oh, right.
Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
The other week one games don't have halftime shows.
Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Right, the NFL kickoff.
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
All right, those are your three things.
Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
How you been sleeping, Thick?
Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
Not bad, not bad at all.
Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Oh, good.
Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Okay. Me, not so much. Really? Yeah, I don't know why.
The past week has been real up and down.
Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Well, you got a big event coming up, man.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Yeah, a lot on the mind, you know, with the wedding.
It's nine days away now. But I'm also, like, so
at ease about the whole thing. Like, I can't wait.
There's no cold feet or any of that stuff. But, yeah,
the past week. Like, two in the morning, two hours
(01:20:41):
before my alarm goes off, I'm just awake. And you
can't go back to sleep? Yeah. I'd be rolling around.
It's been driving me nuts. Which also has resulted in,
although I normally take naps, I would say a good
four days a week by 11 o'clock or so, I'm
laying down for an hour.
Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
That might be part of it, because I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Really?
Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
But I'm making up for the sleep I lost from
the night before, not necessarily, you know. And you get
into a pattern. A pattern, right, exactly. I might have
to break the pattern, though, because researchers have found genetic
evidence that insomnia and daytime napping are linked to higher
risk of developing hemorrhoids.
Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Damn it.
Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I don't want any butt bumps. It's because I can't sleep.
Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
I'll fix that right up.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I've never had hemorrhage before and I don't want to start.
I just don't know. There's not something I want to
deal with.
Speaker 9 (01:21:43):
Also, tons and tons of people do.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I know, but I don't want to. It doesn't sound comfortable.
Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
It doesn't help that you sit on the toilet for
a long time on your phone either.
Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
That's true too. That is very true. I know.
Speaker 10 (01:21:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
But now, like, genetic evidence. We got science behind it. Yes,
I know there actually is science behind sitting on the
toilet too long and getting hemorrhoids, but I'm going to
ignore that science. I choose to ignore that because I
enjoy my phone too much. Science! So just know, if
you have trouble sleeping or you're a daytime napper, that
you have a higher chance of hemorrhoids.
Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Really? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
I mean, I've dealt with a little case once.
Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Did you?
Speaker 10 (01:22:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Now if you do nothing then it becomes a big
case and then you're going to the doctor for it
you have to go to the doctor for it i
mean if you let it get bad oh what do
they do for it oh i don't know i didn't
get it let it get bad oh okay but i
know people have yeah i mean you know you can
end up with a lot of stuff junk in your
trunk do they do they poke it and i don't
(01:22:48):
know i'd probably like a pimple That sounds probably, I
don't know, I'm sure somebody listening can tell us.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
I don't need to know. Okay, sure, tell me. I
don't need to know.
Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
But, no, you know, Preparation H, clear that right up
for you.
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
But doesn't that just soothe? That doesn't take care of
the problem. Oh, no, it does. Oh, it does. Yeah.
It's medicated. Yeah. It solves the problem. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
A few applications.
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I'll never forget the day I went to wipe my
butt and felt a grape.
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Oh, no!
Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Don't what?
Speaker 10 (01:23:16):
A grape.
Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Oh, no, man.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
That big. See, that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
If you don't do anything, then, yeah, you end up
with a grape or a golf ball.
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Oh, God!
Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Or a tennis ball.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
I am never taking another nap.
Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
Or a couple of baseballs.
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
No.
Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
Some people have had.
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
There's no way. You can read online.
Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Are you out here like Helen Keller reading Braille as
you're wiping your butt? You got War and Peace, the
first chapter, running down your crack. What?
Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
I don't know for sure, man. Yeah, Day says they'll
surgery them off. Sometimes they have to do surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
I don't want B-hole surgery. All right. No more daytime naps.
It's settled. Now, let's see if we can learn you something.
Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you some
stuff on a Wednesday morning. Make you a little bit
smarter than you were when you woke up today. Did
you know religious websites are three times more likely to
(01:24:24):
spread computer viruses than porn sites? I believe that. That's crazy.
Speaker 9 (01:24:29):
Porn sites don't want you getting viruses because they want
you coming back.
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
They do want you coming back. That is true.
Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Did you know researchers show mosquitoes are most attracted to
the color red? Not because of blood, but mostly because
it's often dark. Mosquitoes typically avoid lighter colors. However, they're
even more attracted to the carbon dioxide we breathe out. Oh, wow.
That's what really draws them in. Yep. That's what really
draws them in. Did you know that Blockbuster made $ 800
(01:24:59):
million in late fees in the year 2000? Just in
the year 2000, they made $ 800 million. And that's only
on late fees.
Speaker 9 (01:25:10):
Unreal.
Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
That was 16% of their revenue. Meanwhile, Netflix started to
emerge as an alternative. And, you know, why not just
pay a monthly price and keep multiple DVDs for as
long as you want? I can get three movies for
as long as I want for one price. You know,
sometimes you look at a business model and you see
(01:25:31):
a new business come in. And you're like, it's pretty
easy to see what they were doing wrong and see
how we can advance this product forward.
Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
Well, they made their money before they got out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
They did. Did you know that 70% of the world's
macadamia nuts can be traced back to a single Australian tree?
One single tree in Australia has got its little roots
and fingers inside of 70 of the world's Macadamia nuts.
(01:26:02):
And finally, did you know the word with the most
meanings in English is the word set? Thick. Would you
like to take a guess as to how many definitions
are listed in the Oxford English Dictionary for the word set?
Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
Oh, because you're going to go every direct.
Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Oh, my God. 14.
Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Close.
Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
430. Oh, my God. No, come on. That's... There are
430 meanings. The word has the longest entry in the dictionary.
It's 60,000 words, 326,000 characters alone. S-E-T. Just for the
(01:26:43):
word set. I mean, you can talk three of a
kind in poker.
Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
You can talk putting a volleyball up in the air
before it gets spiked. You can talk... A group of something.
Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
I could probably come up with about 14 things. That's
why I said 14, but not 400.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
You're only missing 418. Give me something. Do you have
any of them?
Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
I mean, could you just tell me one bizarre one
that I would have never thought of?
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Anything.
Speaker 9 (01:27:11):
I'm trying to figure out what in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Definition of set. Common meaning as a noun. Group meaning
as an additive. You're ready, you're prepared.
Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
I'm set.
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Yep, you're fixed or rigid. I'm all set. Yep, set
in stone. Set in stone. Exercise grouping, three sets of push-ups. Mathematics,
a well-defined collection of distinct mathematical objects and numbers known
as elements. Yeah. Stage scenery. A set. Yeah, a set. Okay.
A collection, a group of something. Set something down. Yep,
to set down. To solidify, to turn down, to turn
(01:27:50):
from a liquid form to a soft state. Oh, it's set. Oh,
my gosh. You've got to let the concrete set.
Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Yep. To adjust. Set the alarm for 7 a.m. To
establish or decide. Set a date for a meeting.
Speaker 9 (01:28:04):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
The place or put. Set the keys on the table.
It's endless. Yeah, it goes on and on and on.
That's crazy. There you go. Learning some stuff on a
Wednesday morning, 99.7 The Blitz.
Your morning blitz begins now. No!
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Liar, liar, the world's on fire. What you gonna do
when it all burns down?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fire, fire, burning higher. Still got time to turn it
all around.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let it be.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let it be.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let it be.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Let it be.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Let it be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let it be. Let it be. Islands in the street,
that is what we are. No one in between, how
can we be wrong?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Here you come again.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Oh, you're looking better than.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
A body has the right to. Why'd you come in
here looking like that in your cowboy boots and your.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Painted on jeans?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All decked out like a cowboy's dream.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Love you.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Working nine to five.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What a way to make a living.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Heavy getting by.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's all taking and.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No giving. They just can't.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, you gotta give credit where credit is due. I mean,
I was really just listening to that montage thinking... Elvis,
Michael Jackson, Prince, Dolly Parton. I mean... How are you
going to deny probably one of the biggest.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, icon status.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
National treasure.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah. Yeah, that's about it. Just a national treasure and
absolute icon status for that woman. And mostly because not
only of what she did in the music world, but
being a philanthropist and what she has done. I saw
a great article about how many times... She could have
(02:33):
been a billionaire a couple times over and chose not to. Like,
literally chose not to. She decided to reinvest and give
and just... Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
And all around, you cannot find a soul that has
anything but lovely and wonderful things to say about her.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I heard a great clip this morning talking about Whitney
Houston's version of I Will Always Love You. And she goes... Yeah.
She goes, I didn't do that. She goes, it's my song,
but it's Whitney's record. Like, she goes, I never even
thought that song could sound like that. It just, you know, so.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's generous.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Did you see that article this morning?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I guess Eminem was talking about a letter that she
wrote him when they were both.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And they had never met and still, you know, never met.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
But she basically was congratulating him and saying she didn't
know a ton about the rap genre, but.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Knew he was great and just keep going and was encouraging.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, also said she felt like a connection to him.
They never met, but she felt the kinship with him somehow.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I mean, how amazing is a person like that who
takes their time to make other people feel good?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And people are, you know, you see videos of people
getting invited to join the Grand Ole Opry as a
member of the Grand Ole Opry. And she's here celebrating
50 years of being a member of the Grand Ole Opry.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A few years ago. Yeah, just... One of the most
amazing ones has left us now.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Huge in working for children's literacy and children's health.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
That was very, very big with her. Man, it was
like a week ago.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I was listening to her talk about how excited she
was about this new roller coaster at Dollywood.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It just released earlier this morning that it was a
short battle with cancer. They didn't say what type of cancer,
but it was a short one.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
And Do you remember last fall where Dolly had announced
that she was canceling probably the next year of events?
She was in for a little bit of a battle
ahead of her health-wise, but was always upbeat about it.
Then her sister came out and said, please pray for
my sister Dolly.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And people freaked out. So Dolly had to come out.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
And say, hey, my sister just loves me, and I
will take your prayers, but don't worry.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Everything's going to be okay.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I thought, uh-oh, there is something going on here.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
For something, I don't know why, but, like, I just,
when I picture Dolly, I didn't grow up, you know,
growing up in Detroit, I didn't grow up on country
music or anything like that, so I didn't know a ton,
but I do remember, like, really... laughing and kind of, quote-unquote,
falling in love with Dolly in 9 to 5, and
seeing Dabney Coleman in that, when they, like, raked into
the ceiling, all tied up. Such a great movie. Turned
(05:37):
into a Broadway musical. Yeah, just absolutely unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Looks just like the label from Skinny and Sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, that's right. The rat poison.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
All right. We have got a very busy Wednesday ahead
of us. But first of all, how are you, Kelly?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm great. Yeah, doing pretty well. Just, yeah, nothing to report.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Nothing crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Nothing crazy. Everything's A-OK. You guys?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Good on you?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm good, man. I'm ready for football.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh, yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I'm just ready for it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
More, more. Give me more now.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
More?
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
The Bengals got a big scare yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What happened? Chase.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Jamar Chase went down. And then he got up, he
walked off on his own, said he's okay, said he
could have gone back in, and they all were able
to breathe again.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well, good. Let's see, coming up, I have got to
tell you about my grocery store trip yesterday. You ever
have one of those windows where just nothing goes right?
I cannot explain this trip to the... Just this 45
(06:38):
minutes of complete debaclement that took place. From between... Because
I live a stone's throw from Kroger. Yeah. Like, directly
across the street, basically. And the amount of trips and
the things that happened... Between those two locations in 45
(07:00):
minutes is absolutely mind-blowing. We'll get to that. We're going
to get to Fest Hall. We have got... Oh, have
you seen the video floating around? In about an hour,
there is a video that has come to light, a
viral moment of a weatherman.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That is just... So good. Oh, this is a great
news clip we're going to share with you, so... We'll
get to that as well. Right now, let's go with
Blitz Morning Trivia. Thanks.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
All right, $ 25 to Waterbeds and Stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
To the first person who texts in the correct answer,
what rock band will reunite for the NFL kickoff halftime show?
Big band reuniting to play this halftime show. First one
to text it in at 800-821-9970. You get the gift card.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia Thick.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
All right, the question was, what rock band will reunite
for the NFL kickoff halftime show? So this is their
first show, or the first game, rather, that will be
in Seattle, the Wednesday night opener.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Soundgarden is going to reunite, and they're going to have
Taylor Momsen from the Pretty Reckless as their singer, and
then Mike McCready from Pearl Jam is going to jump
in and play guitar.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So it's not Soundgarden. It's just a super group of
other people put together to play some Soundgarden songs is
what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
With a few Soundgarden members.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Right.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Yeah, three of them, anyway.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Matt Cameron, Kent Dale, and Ben Shepard, who, by the way,
are working on a new album with pre-recorded lyrics from
Chris Cornell.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
So that is Soundgarden.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah. You know. That makes sense. It's not different than
all these artists who released music from their vaults.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And got prerecorded stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I mean, we're still getting print stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah. You know.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So this will be the Seahawks and the Patriots, the
Wednesday night opener, which is going to be two weeks
from tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Vincent Haynes out in Baltimore is the first one who
texted in the correct answer, so he gets the $ 25
to water.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Beds and stuff. Congratulations. Speaking of which, I saw a
clip this morning, one of the clips from AGT. I
hope this wasn't an early release. I think this was
last night. For the quarterfinals last night? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I know who it was.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. Nene, is that her name?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
The young girl?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
On guitar?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah. Yeah, she's amazing. Yeah, she looks like of Polynesian descent,
Hawaiian of some sort, and she plays guitar. I think
she's 16. Yeah. And she sang Black Hole Sun. This
girl's going to end up making music for a living. Oh, yeah.
She's going to be the lead singer of a band
or whatever. put out her own stuff, but she rocks.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
And she's as good on the guitar as she is
at singing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah. Maybe better. I mean, she's got that gravel voice
to her, and she can hit all those screaming notes. Yeah,
look for her. She's good. She got Mel B, gave
her the instant gold in the buzzer. It's the quarterfinals,
so now she's... yeah oh i thought so now she's
jumping right to the live finale so and she's got
well she's got a chance to win it she it
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would be really cool to see her win i don't
The thing about EGT compared to all these other shows
is you almost always, not always, you've had comedians like
Vantriloquist win, but singers usually end up coming out on top.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'll tell you, the past few years, it's been mostly
the magicians.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Okay, you're right. Magicians and singers are the ones that
come out. But to have a young rock chick come
out and possibly win the whole thing, that would be
really cool to see for sure. So good luck to her.
Have you seen, oh, I'm sorry, I want to talk
about this real quick. Some good news for food fans
(10:45):
out there, especially if you're like me and you live
the nug life and you want to head out and
get some chicky nugs. Great news coming. to basically all
of your favorite chicken nug spots. Because Burger King has
just announced, yeah, we know, we hear you. Our nuggets
were not good. You ever had the nugs from Burger King?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Never was a fan.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Not good. Rubbery and just chewy. And they came out
recently and said, look, we got it. We got thousands
of complaints. We have got our culinary team working on
the whole thing. We revalued the entire process and the recipe.
And so September 1st, New Burger King nugs coming. So
you can head back to Burger King. In even better
(11:29):
nug news, McDonald's has come out and said they're bringing
back their version of the Spicy Chicken McNugget. September 1st.
And boy, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I never had them.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Oh, they're good. Really? Yeah. Okay. Everyone talks about Wendy's
Spicy Nugs, but McDonald's Spicy Nugs, they're good.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
The nuggets they have now, just the regular ones, are
a lot better than they used to be.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I agree.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Those before, though, the ones that were made from whatever,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Those were nugget hot dogs. You're right. Those were the
lips and a-holes of the chickens. They were leftover bits
of chicken, and now they use real white meat, as
they should. And then finally, Wendy's is also stepping up.
Everyone's coming out today. I guess if they heard what
the other places were doing, they're like, well, we have
to make a PR announcement of some sort. So Wendy's
(12:19):
came out and said, look, we understand. Yes, the CEO
says the quality of the food has declined. We were
rooted in efficiency and cost savings. And a lot of
Wendy's fans were like, I knew something was up. It
has not been the same in the past many years.
So the CEO has come up and said, we are
going to reevaluate everything. We let our value equation erode.
(12:43):
I mean, sure, some CEO talk there, but... That's corporate America, man.
That is.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
All of it.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
But at least they get it. They know that the
quality has gone down, and he says we're going to
put a change to it. Now, does that mean we're
going to start seeing higher prices at Wendy's because they're
going to start putting out more quality food? Maybe.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Don't change the chili.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You still want the two-day-old hamburger meat thrown in their chili?
It's exactly what it is. It's all their leftover meat
that they don't cook. I know.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I used to make the chili.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
That's exactly what it is, and it's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
And you are.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
I agree with you. I love Wendy's chili. If there's
anything I'm going to get fast food, it's going to
be Wendy's chili.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
But here's the thing. You know, with that meat that
sits there in the sauce, anyone will tell you, you
make a good sauce, it's better the second day.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Because everything has a time to marry and congeal.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
But it's just, you know... I appreciate what they do.
They don't want to serve old meat, you know, that's
been sitting on the grill.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Right.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
So they put it in containers and put it in
the walk-in freezer.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And then throw it in the chiller.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
And they use that to make the chiller.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
And it's delicious.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Nothing like some four-day-old hamburger meat going into your leftover
pot of sauce. This freezes. With beans. Stop it. Anyways, yeah,
so coming September 1st, we're going to have a whole
new Nug Life to live.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Our first story takes us down to Nashville. And, you know,
we've been talking about cameras for a long time now.
We know that there are cameras everywhere, whether it be
a security camera in a store, a camera on an
ATM machine. Your ring cameras are everywhere now. Everyone's got
a camera in their pocket.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Self-checkout at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's looking right at you. Camera, right at you.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Everywhere. And, you know, what happens with the footage? How
can that be accessed? Can Apple tap into everyone's phone
at once and, you know, make a 3D rendering of
a surrounding area? Well, I can tell you who can.
Waymo can. Waymo's got 50 cars in Nashville, 50 of
(14:56):
these self-driving cars. taxis that you can order up. It
comes pick you up. And if you've ever seen a
Waymo car, it's, it's quite interesting. It's got a whole, uh,
you know, system on the roof of the car, uh,
because it's got, it's three 60 cameras. It's got microphones.
It has got radar. It's got lead are capital L lowercase.
(15:20):
I capital D a R. I don't even know what
that is. Huh? Um, now here's the deal. Waymo records everything, 360, audio, video, radar,
at all times. Like, if there's no one in the
car and the Waymo's sitting there on the curb, it's
(15:42):
recording everything 360. Now, here's the thing. Waymo's chief marketing
officer and spokesperson, Ethan Teacher, has come out and says, yes,
we record everything, whether there's someone in the car or not.
And they do it. For emergency reasons, in case the
car has to move, in case there's emergency vehicles approaching.
(16:04):
So they do keep recording at all times. Now here's
the problem and what people are questioning. They say they
store the data for a reasonable, appropriate amount of time.
But it doesn't say how long that time is. What
information are they keeping? Who's looking at the information once
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they have it? They say law enforcement can access the
footage with valid legal process. And Waymo says it will
challenge overly broad requests from officials if they request video
or audio information. But again, people are a little leery
because you're being recorded 360 audio and video at all times.
(16:50):
So what can that be used for? Who's watching it?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There's already enough material.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
We don't even have Waymo in Columbus, but there's already
enough recorded material of all of us to publicly humiliate us.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I completely agree with you. Now, is this something new
and makes you go, wait a minute, what's happening? Yes,
but at the same time, whatever Waymo's collecting has already
been collected. Right.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Plus, you know how.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
common it is now for people to have their own
cameras in their cars recording all over.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Some come built in.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You can purchase them on your own.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah, I would say that there's probably footage of all
of us, and it'll just get worse once we get Waymo.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You are 100% correct.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
When you walk into McDonald's, you're being recorded. How long
do they keep it? What could they use it for?
And that's everywhere you go. By the way, LiDAR is
really awesome. It's light detection and ranging. Listen to this.
It's pulsed laser light that measures distance and creates precise
three-dimensional information about objects and surfaces.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
So it always knows.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh, so that's a technology. tesla that's like the tesla
screen when you can see people walking across the street
you see the trees coming up okay yeah that makes
sense uh story number two i'm very happy to report
we have a second entry into the not so breaking
news hall of fame this this one's going down in
(18:11):
the hall of fame because yes we are heading down
south we have ourselves a wtf what the florida Pompano Beach,
a 21-year-old Pompano Beach man is facing child abuse charges
after getting into a fight with an underage teenager. He
didn't abuse his own child. He beat up a teenager.
The incident occurred around 6 p.m. on Saturday inside a
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Chuck E. Cheese. According to the arrest form, the victim
was inside the establishment working. This is a 16-year-old working
at Chuck E. Cheese. And then Vincent Evans, a 21-year-old man,
walked in and approached the victim from behind, dragged him
to the floor, and the two started fighting. Now, he
(18:57):
ended up running away and leaving the Chuck E. Cheese
after the altercation. And it took a minute to figure out,
but here's the deal. According to officials, the victim is
the boyfriend of... evans's ex-girlfriend okay now the woman is
(19:17):
the mother of a child she has with mr evans
the suspect who beat up the 16 year old the
problem is the girlfriend of mr evans is now currently
pregnant with a child from the 16 year old oh
boy so mr evans went in to beat him up
for sleeping with his girlfriend The problem is, if you're
(19:40):
21 years old, you can't beat up a 16-year-old, especially
when they're at their job at Chuck E. Cheese. Right.
That's not allowed. You shouldn't be beating anyone up, but
especially if it's a 16-year-old. grown-ass man you can't.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Do that how old's the woman who's been pregnant twice
now and dating a 16 year old it.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Doesn't say okay because that's something to look into because
you're a 21 year old yeah so i have to
assume this woman is at least 18 fingers crossed you
would hope otherwise you're looking at some other charges Although,
do they have those down in Florida? I think that
might be legal down in Florida, actually. Deputies did take
Evans into custody shortly after midnight, and he was down
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in Fort Lauderdale. He's facing a charge of child abuse
with great bodily harm, and he's going to be definitely
talking to a judge. That's Florida, man. Not-so-breaking-news Hall of
Fame right there, let me tell you. That is your
not-so-breaking-news 99.7 The Blitz. I saw someone post this on
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the World Wide Web, and I thought it was pretty interesting.
And I haven't lived in Columbus long enough to make
an assumption. I'm going to make one, but I don't
know if I'll be right, and I want your opinion
on this whole thing. Because someone jumped online and said,
successful couples by city. And they broke it down. And basically,
(20:58):
it's two types of people that will succeed or make
the perfect couple in a particular city. For instance, they
listed San Francisco. You've got a white tech guy and
an Asian tech girl. That couple's going to work out.
That's the perfect San Francisco couple. If you're in New
York City, you've got a finance bro who's about six
(21:19):
feet tall and you've got a trust fund girl who's
about five foot one. That couple's going to work out.
If you're in D.C., you have a consultant and a lawyer.
It doesn't matter the sex. Those two, if a consultant
and a lawyer, that's going to be the perfect couple.
If you live in L.A., you've got a producer or
DJ and a Pilates instructor. Those two people are going
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to make the perfect L.A. couple. If you're in Miami,
you've got a crypto guy and a Brazilian girl. They're
going to work out no matter what. In Chicago, you've
got a Big Ten frat alum and a Big Ten
sorority alum. They've lived because a lot of Big Ten
people end up in Chicago. No matter what, they end
(22:01):
up in Chicago. So those two are going to work out.
In Boston, you have a biotech guy and a Harvard
grad student together. In Austin, you have some sort of
tech transplant who moved from somewhere else with a University
of Texas girl who just graduated. That couple's going to
work out. In Nashville, you have a former SEC frat
guy and a blonde nurse. That couple's definitely going to
(22:22):
work out. And in Denver, I can speak to this personally.
I've seen this a million times. You've got a Patagonia
guy and a girl who runs half marathons just for fun.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Those two are going to work it out.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But it brought up the question. I was thinking about
this this morning. What would be the perfect Columbus couple?
And I want to say it is... I'm a little
torn on the guy. I think the girl is going
to be either like some sort of social media manager
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or marketing director working at the headquarters of a company
because we've got a lot of company headquarters here. And
I think you've got like a female who works in
the marketing department, probably social media manager of some sort.
I don't know who the guy would be, though. And
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you guys have obviously been here your entire lives. Can
you think of what two jobs, what two types of
people might make? 800-821-9970, if you have an idea, what
would make the perfect Columbus couple, like these two types
of people?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
I would say, how about a wildly popular drummer and
a Hollywood actress? They make a perfect North of Columbus couple.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
North of Columbus? Powell.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Powell.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Is this a real couple?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
21 Pilots drummer Josh Dunn and Debbie Ryan, who has
been in movies and TV and all that.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh, I did not know that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
So you think a rock star and an actress are
going to make it?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
They're going to make it in Columbus.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
They love Columbus.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
They love central Ohio.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
But I'm saying the general... That's all.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I could think of.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
So you were talking about the social media manager.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Wendy's has the great social media post.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yes. Yes.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
So it's the Wendy's social media manager and a computer coder.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
A computer coder. Okay. 800-821-9970. What two types of people
are going to make the perfect Columbus couple? Blitz, hi,
who's this? Jeremy. Jeremy, what two types of people are
making the perfect Columbus couple?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I would say it would be an overhead power line
and a nurse.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
My problem was I was going to go nurse, but,
you know, I know this is kind of sexist, but
most social media managers, marketing, those are females. And you
do have male nurses.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
But I was going to go female nurse, and then
who was the guy? So I was kind of torn.
But I see what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I appreciate the call. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
All right.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
How about something like somebody who's big in the hospital
systems here? You know, they've got such massive hospital systems here.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And like a barista. It could be male, female, either way.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Okay, either way.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
So somebody from Starbucks and somebody from the James?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Somebody in the James has got to be getting coffee
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Let's see. Joshua Berry said, a city brat and a
country boy. Yeah. Yeah, because you definitely got some country
boys out there. You get outside at 270 and you're
definitely seeing some country. Let's see. A construction worker and
a stripper, says 3295. Okay. Brandon says, a teacher and
a data center IT guy. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I can
(25:40):
see that. Matt says, a guy in the trades and
a nurse. Yeah, blue collar and nurse.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Yeah, that was the last call.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah. That seems to be very popular. Blitz, hi, who's this?
This is Kelly. Kelly, what two types of people make
the perfect Columbus couple? I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Say the woman, a school bus driver, and the husband.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
A plumber. Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
What was the second one?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Plumber.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
A plumber.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
The husband's a plumber.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
So you're putting Columbus, the perfect Columbus couple is a
very blue-collar-esque type working couple.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
And they have a very long marriage.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay. I love that. Well, thank you for the call.
Eric says a meathead and a crackhead. Okay. All right.
I mean, can't be wrong. Social media manager and construction
worker says Sean.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
How about somebody who's going regularly, going over 100 miles
an hour on 270 and a cop?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And they just, the sparks fly.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Or, I'll do you one better. Someone, yeah, someone who
does 90 on 670 and someone who does 35 in
the left-hand lane on Roberts Road. Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That's good math.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They're going to make it. Let's see. Timothy says a
stoner and a chef. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we
do have a lot of good coach around here. A
lot of restaurants. Yeah, that's a good one. And now,
the three things you need to know before you go.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Along with President Trump's federal order, Governor DeWine has ordered
flags on state property lower to half-staff in honor of
Dolly Parton. She died yesterday at age 80 following a
brief battle with cancer. Parton was known for her music
and for her philanthropic efforts, including the Imagination Library Program.
Around 28 million free books have been sent to Ohio
children through that initiative. Ohio has the highest enrollment in
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the Imagination Library Program, with about 400,000 kids receiving books every.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Month in each of the state's 88 counties.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
United States Capitol Police have arrested a California man with
what they say was a guillotine in the bed of.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
His pickup truck parked near the U.S. Capitol complex.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Police detained 35-year-old Phylan Tam Dewey Lee of Julian, California,
shortly after 3 p.m. when he illegally parked the truck
with the guillotine east of the Capitol grounds. No word
on why the man drove from California to D.C.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
With the device.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
A longtime high school football official had to have his
leg amputated after suffering a serious injury during a scrimmage
earlier this month. Jim Abbott was officiating a scrimmage at
a high school in Cincinnati 12 days ago when he
became mixed up in a tackle attempt on a running back.
His leg was so incredibly messed up, he was rushed
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to the hospital. Now, what happened was he'd had knee
replacement surgery. And the artificial knee caused extensive internal damage
to his leg. He says, and I quote, the force
turned the right knee, the artificial knee, almost into a weapon.
It shredded anything and everything.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Inside my leg. And I was a mess. So they
had to amputate his leg just above the knee.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
He, like I said, has been a high school football
official for about 40 years, and he says he is
determined to work hard in rehab and return to the job.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Can you imagine that? You'd never think. I didn't know
that could happen.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Your artificial knee gets hit and just explodes and shreds
the rest of your leg on the end.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh, my God. I mean, what kind of?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
That's crazy. Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Those are your three things.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
What's that song? Just one of them days. Yeah. Just
one of them. You know what's fun?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So you had a bad day.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's another one, yes. And this wasn't even a bad day.
This was super compressed into 45 minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
It's just one of those days when you don't want
to wake up.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yes, that is a great day. great option for this story, yes.
So yesterday afternoon, I knew... Let me backtrack a little bit.
It's a Sunday. I was at the store picking up
some things. And I always swing by the Kroger meat section...
And in the corner of the Kroger meat section, they
always have the manager specials or that meat that they
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have to get rid of. You got one or two
days to cook this meat, basically.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Right.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's still perfectly within the date, but they always discount
it 40%, 50%. So I always swing by because if
I have to, I'll grab it, I'll throw it in
the freezer, or I know I'll cook it the next day.
So I went, and they had a nice pack of really,
really thinly shaved ribeye. And I was like, you know what?
I'm going to make Philly cheesesteaks. I haven't done that
in a while. I know we got fries at home,
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so I took it home, and last night was going
to be Philly cheesesteak night. However, I knew I had
to go back to the store yesterday to pick up
all the veggies, because I do the mushroom, onion, green pepper,
provolone cheese, got to get the hoagie buns, you know,
all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, got to get the veggies day of.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yep. So, yesterday afternoon, about 3.30, 4 o'clock, Nora had
to head out to get her hair done, and I
was like, all right, I'm going to go to the store.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
And.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Just as I'm getting ready to leave, Adam, the 14-year-old,
reaches up and grabs the Rice Krispies out of the pantry. Now,
the Rice Krispies were not supposed to be there because
on Sunday when I went grocery shopping, I had a
little bit of a list from Nora, and it said
Rice Krispies. I get home. Turns out she meant a
little box of the personally wrapped Rice Krispie treats for
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the kids to take to school or to have for
a snack.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Or you've got to specify that.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Right, exactly. Exactly. She wasn't mad or anything. It was
just like, oh, I just forgot to tell you about
the whole thing. No problem. I'll take them back. So
Adam grabs the Rice Krispies. He's about to open them.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't do that. I
got to take those back. Because, yeah, but I want the...
I was like, I got to get you Rice Krispie treats.
Those are just Rice Krispies. And he's like, oh, okay.
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So I take the Rice Krispies because I know me.
I take the Rice Krispies and I put them on
the couch right next to my backpack because that's where
I had my wallet and my car key. So I know...
When I run upstairs to get my shoes and stuff,
come back, grab my wallet, grab my key, grab the
box of Rice Krispies. I get my stuff. I get
in the car. I drive across the street to Kroger.
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I'm walking in. Son of a bitch. Forgot the Rice
Krispies that were sitting right there. I go in the store.
I need five things. Onion, mushroom, green pepper, pepperoncinis, because
Nora likes to put pepperoncinis on her Philly cheesesteak, and
I need to get the hoagie buns. Walk to the store.
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Produce section first. I grab the vegetables. Thinking to myself, oh,
I need some milk. Because maybe I'm going to eat
the Rice Krispies, but we don't have any milk at
the house. So I grab a tiny thing of milk.
I go to checkout. Checkout. I go home. I walk
into the house. Put the vegetables down. Put the milk down.
Son of a bitch! Where's the pepperoncinis? Nora's going to
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kill me. She's still getting her hair done. I got time.
I run back to Kroger. I get to Kroger, and
all of a sudden, I start feeling it. Because, let
me backtrack a little bit. Kelly, quick question. Do you
remember the day or about the year, the age area
in which you had dairy and you were like, uh-oh.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's not sitting right.
Speaker 10 (33:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
You're right about your age.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
We all get that as you get older. Some people
are born lactose intolerant. A lot of people, it builds. Well,
I have found out. I have now reached age. Where
spice is not agreeing with me. Because for lunch, I
made some leftover chicken and pasta. And there's this new
garlic habanero spice that you can put on it. A
little shaky bottle. It's so good. But, man, did I
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put too much on for lunch. And let me tell you,
the second trip to Kroger, it really came. I'm walking
through Kroger pretty sure I'm growing a tail. Like something
ain't right. I got to go. And I'm like, no,
don't worry. I'll make it home. Everything will be fine.
Walk down the aisle. I grab the pepperoncinis. I go
to checkout. By the way, I had brought the Rice
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Krispies back at this point. Since I'm going back to
the store anyways, I might as well take the Rice
Krispies back. They gave me a gift card. I'm like, look,
I'm just turning around to buy something, so you can
give me a gift card. Swipe the gift card. It
asks for the PIN number. I'm like, this isn't an
ATM machine. Why do I need a PIN number? So
I'm typing in random numbers. It's not working. I finally
flip over the card. It's got one of those little
scratch off things that says pin number. So I take
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my key and I scratch it off. But at this point,
the key had rubbed some of the pin number off.
And I'm like, are you kidding me right now? I
have got to go. I have got a four inch
grip on a six inch turd. I have to leave.
Finally call the guy over at the self checkout. He
helps me and he goes, try this number. I tried.
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It works. Thank God. Pay for my pepperoncinis. I put
them in a bag. I'm out the door. I'm two
steps into the parking lot, and I go, son of
a bitch, the buns. So I turn around. I go
back into the store.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
You weren't high, were you?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
No. No, I was not. I'm just that stupid. I
have that much of a goldfish brain. This is 100% natural.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Plus, whatever goldfish brain you have up there is being
taken up by worry that you're going to poop your pants.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh, God. That last fart was pulling a trailer. Let
me tell you, it was not okay. It was not okay.
So here I am shuffling through the store with my
bag of pepperoncini. I make it to the bread aisle.
I grab the bread aisle. I go to checkout.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Grab the bread aisle.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Grab the bread. I go to checkout. I put the
pepperoncini bag on the roller cart at the self-checkout where
they have all the bags, right? I don't need a
second bag. I'm just going to put the buns in
the pepperoncini bag. I swipe the card. I take my
left hand. I put the buns in the bag. Move
it in there, and as I move it, the pepperoncini
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bottle goes boom on the floor. Pepperoncini's everywhere. God damn it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I am not okay. So now I'm standing there with
my knees are clasped and my legs are out. They're
pointing outwards. And I call the guy over, and I'm like, dude,
I am so sorry I broke this bottle. I have
to go fill the ponds with brown trout.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
I have to go.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I am like, and he's looking, he's like, oh, it's
so cool, man. I'll clean it up. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Seize the desperation in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Seize the desperation. On my way to the bathroom, the
pepperoncinis are right there. I dumbass. I am going to
forget to grab them on the way out because I
know I'm going to absolutely ruin a Kroger employee's life,
whoever has to clean this up. So I run to
the bathroom. I grab the pepperoncinis on the way. I
go to the bathroom. I hang the bag, the bun bag,
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on the back. Because I don't want it on the
floor or anything. I try and keep it away. I
take the pepperoncinis. I drop it in the bag. I
really wish they made Kroger bag stronger because that pepperoncini
fell through the bag straight through, blew up on the ground.
You are kidding. So now, now I'm sitting here. I
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have no choice at this point. I could have put
arrows in my butt because it was a quivering. Okay.
So now I'm sitting there in Kroger. Do you know
what bad poop and pepperoncini smells like? Not good! I
can tell you that much! So I have to go
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back out. I have to get a third can of pepperoncinis.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Did you tell them?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
No.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I did not. I didn't even tell them about the
bathroom mess. But I go to checkout, and everyone in
self-checkout now, you can see the look on their face.
They're looking around like, what happened? Because the pepperoncinis are
cleaned up. But... And.
By the way, she likes the hot pepperoncinis, so it's
got a little extra oomph to it. Yeah. I pay
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for my pepperoncinis. I go home. I put everything on the...
I sat on the couch for a good 15 minutes
just not moving in silence. I didn't look at my phone.
I didn't turn on the TV. Oh. That was so
not good.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Now, you know they know that you did the bathroom pepperoncini, too.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
They know that. Probably. They're going to look at something.
We were talking about cameras earlier. Oh, yeah. It's on camera, baby.
They know.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's popping up on TikTok here probably pretty soon. Let
me check.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
You know, I could not believe that 45 minutes. Oh, gosh.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
That is so awful.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
This was a straight-up butterfly effect, and the release of
that butterfly was the box of Rice Krispies.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
It was, yeah. It absolutely was. I can blame this
whole thing on Nora. If she would have said, grab
Rice Krispies treats, I would have grabbed Rice Krispies treats,
and none of this would have happened. I think I'm
calling off the wedding at this point.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
It's a Wednesday. Let's visit one of our favorite websites,
OB Festival, where people jump online and anonymously admit things
that they've done.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
800-821-9970.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If you want to do the same, you can call
or text and give us your admission and confession. Like
this person who says, my son messed up big time
when he was 22. Full life still ahead of him.
So I took the rap and got 10 years. Two
years later, he got cancer and died six months after that.
Still no regrets. He died comfortably at home in bed,
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not chained up in jail somewhere.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
I don't understand why we think we're doing anyone favors
by taking on their punishment.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Like, they're not... learning a thing. Mistakes are made. You've
got to pay the penalty and it makes you into
a better person.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
This guy died. 10 years.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
It's your son though.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
22.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
You're going to serve 10 years for your 22 year
old son. For some law he broke? A serious law, obviously?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I mean, if it's 10 years in jail... What did
he do? It doesn't say, but it's something.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
I'd like to know what the mistake, quote-unquote, was.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
But 10 years, that's a pretty serious mistake. Yeah, well,
he played the piper. What if he didn't get cancer
two years later?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
So what? That's not even... That's a whole other issue.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Well, what I'm saying is he would have gone his life,
like you said, without learning his lesson.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I mean, I don't know if you believe in God
or not, but that might be karma.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
So somebody who didn't do it serving 10 years and
the other person.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Who did it died in two and a half years.
Two and a half years, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Woof. Weird.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Would you do that?
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Would you go to jail and serve a 10-year sentence
for your 22-year-old?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Hell no. Never.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Never.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'd feel terrible that they.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Made the decisions. You made your decisions.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Would you think?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
No, he's going to be 32 max, and he might
get out even early.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
But he's going to be 32 max, and I'm going
to be in a position to let him move in
with me and help him get back on his feet.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Perfect answer.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
This person admits, every morning my wife asks me to
iron her work clothes while she goes for a shower.
They never need it, so I just lay them out
on the bed like they have been ironed two years
in and she still has no idea. I would do
the same thing. You're both happy. You keep her happy.
She thinks you did it. You've done something for her.
You didn't have to do anything. It works out perfectly.
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This person says, every Christmas I buy myself one present,
wrap it, and put it from Nan on the label. Well,
Nan died in 2014. My family thinks she pre-bought years
of gifts and keeps saying how organized she was. Although
I'm running out of plausible presidents, but I can't convince
myself to stop doing it.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh, okay. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Everyone's holding on to Nan?
Speaker 7 (41:42):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Forget the heartfelt meaning behind it. It just sounds like
a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
You can't buy any new technology, any type of new clothing.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Right, yeah, you can't. It's all got to be pre-2014.
This person admits, a woman I know slightly has been murdered,
and I'm staggered by how much it feels like a
TV drama. All the men in her life now seem creepy,
and we're all just waiting to find out which one
of them did it. This happened to me in college.
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There was a woman who lived in the dorms with us.
And I had been slightly flirty with her. But I
also had never had the guts to ask her out.
I thought she was way out of my league and stuff.
And finally, I thought maybe I could build up to
asking her out. And it turns out she worked overnight
at one of the hotels. We were in Traverse City,
very hotel heavy. And she was an overnight receptionist. One
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of the guests... Beat her to death with a tire
iron behind the boathouse at the hotel. And not that
I was never questioned by the police, but you could
hear a couple names floating around campus. And mine kind
of came up in the background a little bit. Just
because I had talked to her a couple times. I
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never really expressed that I liked her to anyone or anything,
but I don't know.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
It's freaky.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah. And finally, this person says, my hairdresser of years
was just way too chatty. She canceled on me once
for an emergency, so I went across the street to
a hairdresser who happened to be cheaper, quicker, and left
me alone. Now, I have to log into my old
hairdresser's website to check out when she's not working so
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I can go to the one across the street without
her seeing me.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh, the things we'll do to save people feelings.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah. But you got to... I heard having the right
hairdresser is like having the right therapist. Like, you have
to connect. Yeah, you do. And if you don't connect
with your hairdresser, it's just not going to work.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
So, there you go. If you're looking to kill some
time at work, visit FestHole today. There's a very good
chance you've come across this video as it has just
blown up in the past 24 hours. The actual incident
took place Sunday morning. And then on Monday morning, they
kind of did a recap. Because there aren't a ton
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of people up on Sunday morning watching the early morning news.
You know, that's where you kind of earn your keep.
As a news anchor or a meteorologist or a sports anchor.
You start on the early morning weekend shift. And then
you start working your way up to the more prime
time spots. Splot. Whoa. Slots. Well, meteorologist Patrick Osborne works
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at WABI Channel 5, a TV station in Maine. And
Sunday morning, he was doing a broadcast. And he wanted
to have a little fun with his co-worker. And so
what he and the producer of the morning news decided
to do was to get a snippet of Charlie Brown's teacher.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
And they were just going to play a little snippet
over the Anchor's newscast. I guess it was some sort
of teacher story. And so they were going to use
this little audio clip. Thick inserts audio clips all the
time into our stories. You know, to add theater of
the mind, to add ambiance. And this was just going
to be a funny little prank. So the weatherman jumped
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on his weather computer. which obviously is connected to the
audio board at the news station so they can play
audio or recordings or whatever. The problem was when he
Googled the Charlie Brown school teacher, what it was was
it's an hour-long video. And every so often out of nowhere,
it'll go.
Speaker 6 (45:41):
So it's all silence except for periodically.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
You have no idea when. So they were trying to
figure out what's going on, but the meteorologist had to
jump on and do the weather. So as he's doing
the weather every so often in his little earpiece. That's
going down.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
So the only thing people see is meteorologist Patrick Osborne
trying to do the weather with the wah-wah in his ear.
And this is what happens.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
And resulting in the chance for some heavier precipitation, a
few bands of storms in some spots.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
We've got to finish up this weather right now.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
I'm so sorry, everyone.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I'm blind over here.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
I'm blinding you of the 70s below 80s and spots
of Monday. I can have this whole stream.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I've never had this happen before.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Oh, jeez.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
All right, let me get it together real quick. I'm
so sorry. Your point's 24 and a half.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
This is how rain falls like a lake. Then let's
just throw it to the 70s.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
70s in the 80s. For a linearist, go to spots.
Do my story a little cooler. Lord of the 70s, Josh,
please take it. This is what happened to professionalism, Patrick.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
He said, please take it. I got to end this
weather forecast. What kind of laugh is it? That's like
trying to hold in the laugh, and you just can't. Yeah,
because there's no way that's him full-blown. If that's him
full-blown laughing... Somebody said.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Bro trying to finish the forecast three octaves up.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yes. Yeah. I can't imagine. If that's your real laugh,
I feel really bad for you. But he was absolutely
losing it. But if you've ever been caught in a
laughing fit before and one thing just gets you and
you can't stop.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It gets worse and worse.
Speaker 6 (48:02):
Especially when you're at a funeral or at church or something.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
And sometimes the more you fight it, the worse it gets.
I've actually been in moments where I've gotten mad at myself.
And I'm like, stop. You have to. You're in pain.
The stomach hurts. Tears just pouring down your face. And
I try to think of something that angers me. Because
I've got to stop. Yeah, that exactly. 99% of the blitz.
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We've done this before. We've had a lot of fun
with it. I've seen lists where people jump online and
rename animals. And I found a new list. And I
wanted to share some of these with you. Because I
think they're great. Like a bald eagle. Bald eagles should
be called a freedom glider.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Gosh. That's just such a better name. Look at that
Freedom Glider. Love it. A piglet should be called Bacon Seeds.
I like that. That's funny.
Speaker 9 (49:12):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Bacon Bits works, but Bacon Seeds is better. Yeah. A zebra,
that's nothing but a barcode. horse.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Bees or spicy flies?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
You've got a kangaroo. Kangaroo is nothing but a T-Rex deer.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
A snail? That's a slowy-goey. A butterfly? This one's pretty obvious.
It's called a butterfly. Why isn't it called a flutterby? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (49:48):
It's not made of butter.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
No, and it just flutters right by you.
Speaker 9 (49:53):
And all the ghosts.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Maybe that was what it was, but somebody who wrote
it down was dyslexic.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
That could be it.
Speaker 9 (49:59):
You might be onto something there. A mistake made the name.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
A slug? A slug is nothing but a snot sausage. Yep.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Ew, yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That is a straight up snot sausage. I love this one.
This one, we need to start a petition. We need
to talk to zoologists. We need to get this written
into law. A peacock is nothing but a disco chicken.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
You like that?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
That is such a better name. Disco chicken. And to
go along with the HB123... animal renaming act of 2026
we're going to add peacock disco chickens and then we
are also going to add cows to the list okay
because cows are nothing but steaks and shakes i think
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that's the perfect name that's good and i am going
to start the petition starting monday morning.
Speaker 8 (50:56):
And now all right the three things you need to
know before you go 17.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
People detained after gunshots were fired at police in the
hilltop yesterday. Officers executing a search warrant related to a
drug investigation in the 200 block North Harris Avenue. When
someone started shooting, someone sharted?
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Maybe.
Speaker 6 (51:16):
But they also started shooting. Officers did not return fire.
No one was hurt. 17 people were taken in for questioning.
Several firearms were recovered.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
No word on charges.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Take a machine gun fire. No, that's just bubble guts.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Well, the U.S.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
Secret Service says it is aware of an Iranian video
appearing to threaten the life of Barron Trump, the president's
youngest son. Hardline Iranian state media repeatedly featured content threatening
the lives of Trump and his family after its former
supreme leader was assassinated. But this appears to be the
first time Barron has been publicly singled out. In fact,
the video says Barron's movements are being monitored, lists just
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potential spots that he could be found in and reports
a $ 10 million bounty.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
On his head. That's not going to go over.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
No.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Well, by sheer coincidence, the next tropical storm that develops
in the Atlantic this hurricane season will be named Dolly.
It has no connection to the death of Dolly Parton.
Storm systems are named by procedures set by the World
Meteorological Organization. And the lists of names are reused every
six years. And they go alphabetically for the Atlantic region.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
They're alphabetical. They alternate male and female names. And the
next one on deck is Dolly. Isn't that something?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
That is.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, I hope it's a real gentle one.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
I was like, what if it comes through and just
tears everything up?
Speaker 6 (52:40):
I hope it's really gentle and gets some very arid
region that's in need of some rain.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
That would be a Dolly type of a storm, wouldn't it?
Just the most gentle, sweetest, kindest, best case scenario.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
It would be. Yeah. Or it would be a Cat
5 that wipes Florida off the map.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
One or the other.
Speaker 5 (52:59):
Yeah, one or the other.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, those are your three things.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I had a friend who was in New York City recently,
and wrapping up their night, they decided to hit a
rooftop bar. And this rooftop was on the top of
a 20-story building. They have some nice little rooftop bars
over there in New York City. We hit one that
was a five-story here. I've been on ones that are
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20 stories. Some of them are way up there. Well,
they're enjoying their nightcap. And if you've never been to
New York City, it's pretty compact. They've got things on
top of things on top of things. And especially when
you're in some of the busier areas, you're in one
building and can clearly see the other building across the street.
And they just so happen to be across the street
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from a hotel. And as they look across the street,
And this is 10 o'clock at night. It's dark out
at 11 o'clock at night. It's dark out. There was
a gentleman sitting at the hotel desk getting some work done,
butt naked. Now, she did say, thankfully, it didn't look
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like he was doing the work on himself. He was
actually working, working on his laptop. But he was doing
so Sitting butt naked in the chair.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Curtains wide open.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Curtains wide open. And he's got the lights on. So
you know, if you're on the outside in the dark,
it's easier to see into a lit room. If you're
on the lit room, it's hard to see outside into
the dark. But you would think, you know it's New
York City. There are buildings all around. It's not like
you're on the 15th floor and all the buildings are
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below you. And you're at like some highest point. where
no one can hear, right across the street from multiple
high-rise buildings. And sure enough, they got themselves a good
little laugh. He got up and ended up walking around
the room.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Bouncing to and fro.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yep, they got themselves some accidental nakedness. So I want
to know, when's the last time you were the victim
or beneficiary of some accidental nakedness? Have you ever had
a moment, Kelly?
Speaker 6 (55:17):
I haven't, but my friend did one time. She was
just in her underwear and popped out just real quick to, like,
bend down and pick up a newspaper. But her dog
ran out, and so she, like, tried to reach out
and grab the dog. And in the meantime, the door
swung closed and was locked.
Speaker 5 (55:36):
Oh, no!
Speaker 6 (55:36):
So she was out there in her underwear only with
no way to get in. She had to go to
her next-door neighbors, who had a key.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Ha ha ha!
Speaker 6 (55:45):
And, yeah, she said it was just awful. They brought
a towel for her, and they're like, hang on, let
me get a key. I'll bring you a towel.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Oh, no. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
800-821-9970.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Were you ever the victim or, again, the lucky recipient
of some accidental nakedness? Vic, you think of a time?
I can't.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Not accidental. I mean, I was going to say Sonic Temple,
but all the people out there did it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
It was all on purpose.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's a given. That's a given for sure. 800-821-9970. I
know for a fact I've definitely been seen. I don't
know by who, but if someone out there were to
be asked the question, I'm definitely one of the answers. Yeah.
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I know for a fact. Yeah, we know that. 800-821-9970.
When were you the victim or lucky recipient of some
accidental nakedness? Hi, who's this? This is Dustin. Dustin, when
were you the victim or recipient of accidental nakedness?
Speaker 3 (56:49):
It was about 10 years ago, and at my job,
I have to go up to the front door and
let my clients know that I'm there. And the mister
that I was going to the property to, he answered
the door. Completely butt naked, just swinging around.
Speaker 5 (57:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
You make eye contact, and the only thing that he
says to me is, where's my waffles? And I, I mean,
I couldn't help it. I absolutely lost it.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Where's my waffles? Wow.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
The guy had dementia, so at first it was funny,
but then I felt bad. But then again, like, it's
still kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah, I would definitely giggle at that one. I appreciate
the call. Thank you so much. Have yourself a great Wednesday. Blitz, hi,
who's this?
Speaker 6 (57:38):
Hi, Josh.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Josh, when did you have some accidental nakedness?
Speaker 3 (57:43):
About 10 years ago, lived in an apartment.
Speaker 10 (57:46):
Me and my wife used to just walk around to
get out at night. And we're walking back and we
happen to look over at the first floor and curtains
are open about two feet. And let's just say their
kitchen table was having fun.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Oh, no. We actually had that at the lake house
one time on one of our midnight little cruises. And
you were going around. We came around one of the
lake houses, and they had their lights on inside. Wow.
They were having themselves some extracurricular late-time fun. Good for them.
I appreciate the call. Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
I was swimming in the ocean once with my little
niece and nephew, and they lived in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
They knew how to manage the waves. I did not.
Speaker 6 (58:27):
I got caught up in that washing machine effect to
where you keep getting pulled under, and then you come
up and get pulled under and come up.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
I don't know if you've ever experienced that. It's terrifying.
But they were laughing so hard. My bikini top, bomb.
Don't know where that went.
Speaker 4 (58:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
No idea.
Speaker 8 (58:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:42):
And I'm like, here's my 12-year-old nephew and my 14-year-old
niece laughing their butts off.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Their parents are sitting on it. I'm like, does anybody
want to help me?
Speaker 7 (58:50):
I'm drowning.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (58:52):
There was an accidental nakedness.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
I did have one that began as accidental nakedness because
we were tubing. And this was only, I don't know,
five or six years ago or so. And Scott took
me for a ride on this tube. That'll do it.
And my shorts came off. Oh, yeah. The problem was,
once I knew they had, I turned getting back onto
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the tube into an art performance thing. I was crawling
up on that tube. Because it was one of those
tubes you can sit on. It had like the back
and everything. And so getting up onto that thing. Boy,
that leg was up on the side of the tube.
That tube was turned around facing backwards. So I'm getting
on backwards. Yeah. That turned into a performative art piece
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for sure. Gave everybody a show. Yeah. Mike says we
were on family vacation in Myrtle Beach. Couldn't let the
children go out on the balcony after a certain time.
Because all the motels around at some point or another
had people on the balcony doing their things.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Myrtle Beach was like that. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
Dirty Myrtle.
Speaker 9 (59:59):
For a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Blitz, hi, who's this?
Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
Hey, it's Chris.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Chris, when did you have some accidental nakedness?
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
So I'm the guy that comes in your backyard and marks, like,
your table and electric line.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Before I did that, I go knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Nobody answered. I'm like, all right, cool.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I'm going to go back to my job. I get
in the backyard, and there are two people just absolutely
going at.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It in the sunroom.
Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
Dang.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Grabbed myself and noped right out of there. I said,
I'll come back to that one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Did they see you or no? They did not. It
was very awkward.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
I think I made a quick retreat where nobody saw me.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Okay, I was going to ask, how long did it
take to collect your belongings and work your way out?
I still had everything in my hands. Oh, okay, you
didn't put anything down.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
I heard them, saw them, and was like, nope, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
No, not today. Were they visually appealing, or was it
not something you want to see? No, not exactly. Okay. Well,
I appreciate the call. Thank you so much. 800-821-9970. Because
that determines how long you're staying or not.
Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
No, just me?
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Okay, never mind. 99.7 of the world.
Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Our first story takes us down south. We have ourselves
a WTF. What's up, Florida? If you've ever been down
to Panama City Beach, you probably visited the iconic Panama
City Beach souvenir shop, Jaws Souvenirs. It is a very
large souvenir shop and As you can guess, pretty much
(01:01:44):
the entire store is filled with Jaws-themed type trinkets and
shirts and things, knickknacks. That's not a good word. Trinkets, knickknacks.
Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
Crap.
Speaker 10 (01:01:56):
Crap.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Crap's a good word. Yeah, absolutely. Crap. Well, unfortunately, it
caught on fire. Yep. there was no word yet what
caused the fire, but it was a big, big blaze,
so much so that naval support activity in Panama City
had to team up with Panama City Fire and the
(01:02:18):
fire department there, along with Bay County Florida Emergency Services
as well, all had to come and help fight the fire.
You know, this is one of those places where you
can get everything for $ 9. 99 or less. Okay, yeah. You know.
Just something to take home with you that's going to
sit out for six months or so, and then it's
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going to be put in a box. The origin of
the fire is not known at the time. The store
owner hasn't said whether or not they're going to rebuild, which,
to me, sounds a little fishy.
Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
Really?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Interesting. If you're like, know if i'm really gonna rebuild
i got insurance how i don't know the age of
this gentleman but are you about retirement.
Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Age that's the only acceptable reason you wouldn't rebuild right
otherwise you have.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
An iconic souvenir store that you've run when did jaws
come out 77 76 something like that it's probably been
around for at least 20 or 30 years if not
more And all of a sudden, you're not sure if
you're going to rebuild. The building is on fire. Yes,
it is. Story number two takes us over to the
(01:03:30):
Wheat Hill mobile home community. Does that sound familiar to anyone?
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
It sure does.
Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
The Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community. We've been talking about
the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community, which is located just
over there in East Palestine, right on the Ohio-Pennsylvania border, basically.
Very famous over the past couple days because 49ers owner
Jed York was arrested there after attempting to buy himself
(01:03:58):
a little poo-poo for about $ 140. Ah! This is a
man worth $ 8. 5 billion, and he's out picking up some
trailer park.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
At 9.30 in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
At 9.30 on a Sunday morning.
Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Yeah, you little whore.
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Does it say how old this guy is? Do we
know how old he is? Because one of two things.
He's not old.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
I think he's in his 40s maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Okay, because there's one of two options. 9.30 on a
Sunday morning. He's in his 60s or 70s and he
is just up early having his coffee every Sunday morning
and just got horny and wanted some trailer park. Or
he's still up from the night before doing a little something, something.
He's 46. He's still up from the night before doing
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a little something, something. Anyways, made headlines. He was arrested. Well,
now we have a follow-up because the management of the
trailer park at Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community has come
out and said, we're not like that at this trailer park.
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That is not the type of trailer park we are.
I just got off the phone with the chief of police, Mr.
Chief Weingart. And according to the chief, Jed York was
arrested in the park because that's where he happened to
be pulled over. The transaction was not going to take
place at the mobile home. Not inside this mobile home park.
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
They were not using the address in the mobile home
park as part of their sting operation. He says... This
news of this arrest in our quiet community is just
as shocking to us as the rest of you. While
we support law... Wait, let me backtrack. It was not
shocking to any of us. Any of us. An East
Palestine mobile home? Yeah, that's exactly where I think you
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would get a $ 140 pool.
Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
Yeah, that's a Youngstown suburb right there.
Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
While we support law enforcement and their efforts, we really
have no other knowledge of the situation. Wheat Hill Mobile
Home Community is a clean, quiet, and affordable place to
call home. This is not the type of place... that
Jerry Springer would ever find people to be on his show.
Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
That's an actual quote.
Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Gosh. So, Mr. York just happened to pull over into
that mobile home community once police stopped him for the sting,
but that's not where the $ 140 pool is located. Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
Now, according to a report from the Ohio Attorney General's office,
Columbiana County, where East Palestine is, led the state with
710 arrests for soliciting prostitution between 2019 and 2025.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
That's more than a third of the arrests for prostitution
in the state of Ohio.
Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Now, it's not at this trailer park.
Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
But it's trailer park. Calm down.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
They want it to be well, well known. This is
not where you get $ 140 pull. This trailer park, you
can get $ 60 pull.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
That's your not-so-breaking news. All right, time for some Blitz
therapy on a Monday morning. And Kelly, you and I
could have some insight into this because we are both
dog owners. And so I want to know how you
feel about this. Jack had texted in and here's the deal.
A little bit of an issue. This isn't like relationship
(01:07:28):
ending or anything, but I could see... Like giving a
kind of a cross-eyed look. I would definitely give a
cross-eyed look to Nora and just kind of giggle if
she did this. Jack says, my wife washes the dog's
food bowl after every meal. She says, if we eat
off clean plates every meal, then so should the dog.
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I thought it was a little overboard. I mean, they
lick their own butts. I don't think they need a
sparkling clean bowl to eat out of every day. You
guys wash your dog bowl every single day? I can
tell if you're a vet. I do not. Now, the
only thing I would say different and the information that
is not included in this is do you feed your
dog dry food or wet food? Because if it's wet food,
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you got to wash it every day. That's a given.
Dry food, not so much. Kelly, you're shaking your head.
Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
We're wet food and I do not wash every day.
Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Oh, you do not?
Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Thankfully.
Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
I think that you should wash every day and the
water bowl. because it gets the slimy saliva and it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Can get bacteria. You're supposed to wash your dog bowls
every day.
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Really?
Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I do not do that. And I wish I didn't
have to admit that right now because it makes me
feel gross. I'm going to go home and wash my
dog's bowls today. But yeah, I just... Well, the.
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Water I kind of get... What if it's just dry
food in one bowl? Is that really neat every day?
Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I don't know. I mean, I can tell you for
a fact. Now, I understand like the whole germ thing,
although their mouths are a lot cleaner than ours. But
we actually have a three-tiered dog bowl that is made
out of tiny little hexagons. And all three, well, the
bottom tier, the bottom round is stable. But the next
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two tiers, they rotate 360 degrees on top of each
other because it's meant to slow her down. She has
to search for the food. She has to move the
top layer to get to the middle layer. She has
to move the middle layer to get... It's got like...
The middle and top layer have little pie sections cut
out so she can use her nose and push it around.
It's supposed to stimulate the brain, not to mention... Every
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meal for Birdie is like the first time she's eaten
in seven days. Yeah. It's absolutely mind-blowing. And then she'll
go back to the bowl three or four times just
to lick. Is there more in here? Is there more
in here?
Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Like she's never going to eat again.
Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Right. So that bowl is spotless after every meal.
Speaker 9 (01:10:01):
So she cleans it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Right. Minus any dog germs. So yeah, we definitely don't
wash the bowl. Every single meal.
Speaker 8 (01:10:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
I think I'd appreciate if I had a wife who
washed the dog.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Food bowl after every meal.
Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Oh, you'd be happy about it?
Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
I think it's a good, proper, clean thing to do
for your dog.
Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Now, every so often, like when I make salmon bowls,
I'll cut off an ounce of salmon or so and
put it in the air fryer and I'll mix it
in with her food as a little treat. Then I'll
wash it because you might have some fish, you know. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
You don't want that.
Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
You don't want that on there.
Speaker 9 (01:10:34):
But yeah, every.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
I don't know. 800-821-9970. Do you wash your fishbowl every day?
If I saw Nora every meal pick up the bowl,
I might. But again, Nora is very clean and she
takes care of everything around the house. And so I
would probably just kind of be like, you don't have
to do that every day. I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
We did get a new dog bowls last week and
I have washed them one time.
Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
And we feed wet food.
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
And you feed wet food?
Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:11:05):
But.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Does Moses get every drop left? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
No, he's the same way. He cannot wait for the
next meal.
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Dan said cleaning the bowl every day does not allow
the immune system to strengthen.
Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
I don't know. Oh, like the whole getting used to
the germs sort of thing?
Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Mine's out there eating deer poop, so.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
I'm not concerned about that.
Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Right, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
I have watched Birdie eat a piece of poop before,
so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
And their mouths are cleaner than ours?
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Well, Dan says they're not. I heard forever that dogs'
mouths were cleaner than ours.
Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
I know.
Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Blitz, hi, who's this? Hello. Okay, thanks for the call.
I appreciate it. 800-821-9970. Are you putting in the extra effort?
Are you cleaning that dog bowl every single day? Is
it needed? 99.7 The Blitz. Hey, real quick, I just
had a revelation. Do you remember? Of course you do.
(01:11:57):
Christopher Walken, hosting SNL, and gave us one of probably
the top five, definitely top ten SNL skits of all time,
and it was the behind the scenes of the Blue
Oyster Cult. And more cowbell. Yes. Will Ferrell and more cowbell. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're making... What's the name of the song? Don't Feel
(01:12:18):
the Reaper. Yeah. And he's dancing around. We just played Ozzy.
And we need a new skit. A behind-the-scenes skit on SNL.
They need to find their new Will Ferrell. And they
need to bring Christopher Walken back as the music producer.
Because there's one guy... that needs his time in the spotlight.
(01:12:40):
And it's this guy right here. Yeah, what is that?
It's shaped like a U, and it's got a ball
on the end, and it hits like a cowbell, and
it rattles. And so they need to explore the studio
(01:13:00):
space with whatever guy is playing that. Christopher Walken is
the music producer.
Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
We need more whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah, what is the name of that thing? I need
more of that.
Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Okay, this is the rattling sound in the intro of
Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Trains made by a percussion instrument called
a vibra slap.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Oh, we need more vibra. I got a fever. And
the only cure is more vibra slap. Actually, vibra slap
is usually how I take care of my headaches.
Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
You said vibra?
Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Yeah, vibra slap. Yep. I use a vibra-slap. Usually, it
knocks my headache out and lets me go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Oh, really?
Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I use the old vibra-slap. That's kind of what it
sounds like, too.
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
When you get going too fast.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
You need to go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
You get going too fast, that undercarriage starts moving. That's
exactly what it sounds like. I mean, you're... That's bad. Oh,
speaking of undercarriage, we had to take a slight left-hand
turn on the show here because something happened about 45
(01:14:15):
minutes ago, and it brought up an interesting conversation because
at the top of the hour, Kelly, you were doing
your news.
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
We had finished what we were talking about. I'm sorry. No,
it was traffic. We had finished what we were talking about.
We hit the traffic open, as we call it, and
you start doing traffic. And at that point, I usually
sit down in my seat because I'm usually standing, and
then I'll go to sittings. And I sat down, and
I instantly jumped out of my seat. And Thicke's looking
(01:14:41):
at me with a strange face, but doesn't say anything,
because you're in the middle of traffic. You keep going
with your traffic, as a professional does, as I'm standing
back here just hunched over.
Speaker 9 (01:14:50):
I thought you were about to fall down.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah. And then finally, you finish the traffic, and Thicke
turns off all the microphones, and both of you are like,
are you okay? And I go, I just sat on
my nuts! Because that's exactly what happened. I sat down
in my chair. We've got like these high stool office chairs.
And somehow, I don't know, I just sat down on it.
(01:15:15):
These nuts. And it hurt. Oh. And Kylie, you were
a little shocked. Because you said.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Well, I said, why don't.
Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
You put some underwear on and get those things all
snugged up in there and you won't do stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Right. But I wear boxer briefs. And you were a
bit shocked because you said, huh. I took you as
a commando guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I thought you were for some reason.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Commando guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Maybe we never had this conversation. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
We have not. You know, I've made it a point
not to bring up my underwear habits with you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Well, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Trying to be at least somewhat respectful.
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
I just made an assumption, I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Yeah, no, you did.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
But I'm just very curious. I'm just very curious. Why?
What was it? What is it about me?
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I must have created a back story for you that
isn't true.
Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
I really want to know the back story that you
created in your head.
Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
I think it had to do with something at Kroger
and having explosive situations.
Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Oh, just getting ready for a massive boot.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
That you thought, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Probably doesn't wear them.
Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I wonder what would make someone, I'm very curious, 800-821-9970,
what makes someone a commando guy? Maybe a vibra-slap. A vibra-slap.
could make you a commando guy i mean if you
got a co-worker who shuffles through the hallways and as
he goes by all you hear is he's going commando
for sure for sure but yeah i'm just kind of
(01:16:44):
curious as to what attributes would make someone you look
at them and go oh yeah that's.
Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
A commando guy yeah i feel like you're a guy
that you who just uh who really likes to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
You really like the feel of a A fresh breeze.
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
You just feel so free with your personal business down there.
Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Probably because you say you sleep naked.
Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Maybe that's true. Okay, that could be it. That could
be it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
It doesn't explain anything, but maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
You know me. Right after the show ends, I go
out in the parking lot. I unzip.
Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Air it out.
Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Just. Air it out.
Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Who wants to take all that time with underwear?
Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
I stand in the corner and I put my arms
out and just, you know. Between the free breeze and
the sunbathing of the b-hole, you're just.
Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
See, honestly, why wouldn't I think that?
Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
It's a smart conclusion.
Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
It is.
Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I guess if you're a betting woman. Yeah. If you're
putting your money on the smart bet.
Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
What we know about you, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Fair enough. I can't argue with that. And now, the
three things you need to know before you go.
Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Prosecutors have rested their case in the trial of a
man accused of shooting co-workers at a New Albany warehouse
last year. Bruce Foster III faces aggravated murder and other
counts in connection with the attack that left two people dead,
several others hurt. One of the witnesses called yesterday was
Nick Harris, one of Foster's co-workers at the KDC1 distribution center,
who was shot in the incident. He told the court
that Foster chased him down with a gun and shot
(01:18:24):
him in the arm and the neck. Defense attorneys are
expected to call their first witnesses when the trial resumes
this afternoon. An arrest has been made in connection with
a bizarre case out of Philadelphia. The man accused of
terrorizing more than a dozen pedestrians in Philly while decked
out in a Chucky-style mask has been arrested in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
U.S.
Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Marshals Service officials confirmed that 22-year-old Zymier Hughes was arrested
by members of the Violent Offender Task Force. The district
attorney in Philadelphia says that Hughes was wanted on felony
and misdemeanor assault charges after he allegedly chased several people,
including a jogger, asking her, are you ready to die?
(01:19:06):
And then causing her injuries.
Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
As she fled.
Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
Police say that he has two TikTok accounts and an
Instagram account and was trying to get.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Views, apparently.
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yeah, that's not how you do that.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah. Hearing for him is scheduled for tomorrow. No bail set.
Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
The Seattle Seahawks will open their regular season at Lumen
Field on Wednesday, September 9th versus the New England Patriots.
And there will be a special halftime performance from Soundgarden
featuring Taylor Momsen of the Pretty Reckless and Mike McCready
of Pearl Jam.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
McCready will also perform the national anthem. So, yeah, that'll
be pretty cool to see.
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
A little halftime show.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Yeah, why not? I thought, is this a thing?
Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
But Thick assures me that this is always a special
game to kick off the season.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Yeah, the season opener on the weeknight first game of
the year.
Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Oh, right.
Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
The other week one games don't have halftime shows.
Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Right, the NFL kickoff.
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
All right, those are your three things.
Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
How you been sleeping, Thick?
Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
Not bad, not bad at all.
Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Oh, good.
Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Okay. Me, not so much. Really? Yeah, I don't know why.
The past week has been real up and down.
Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Well, you got a big event coming up, man.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Yeah, a lot on the mind, you know, with the wedding.
It's nine days away now. But I'm also, like, so
at ease about the whole thing. Like, I can't wait.
There's no cold feet or any of that stuff. But, yeah,
the past week. Like, two in the morning, two hours
(01:20:41):
before my alarm goes off, I'm just awake. And you
can't go back to sleep? Yeah. I'd be rolling around.
It's been driving me nuts. Which also has resulted in,
although I normally take naps, I would say a good
four days a week by 11 o'clock or so, I'm
laying down for an hour.
Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
That might be part of it, because I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Really?
Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
But I'm making up for the sleep I lost from
the night before, not necessarily, you know. And you get
into a pattern. A pattern, right, exactly. I might have
to break the pattern, though, because researchers have found genetic
evidence that insomnia and daytime napping are linked to higher
risk of developing hemorrhoids.
Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Damn it.
Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I don't want any butt bumps. It's because I can't sleep.
Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
I'll fix that right up.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I've never had hemorrhage before and I don't want to start.
I just don't know. There's not something I want to
deal with.
Speaker 9 (01:21:43):
Also, tons and tons of people do.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I know, but I don't want to. It doesn't sound comfortable.
Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
It doesn't help that you sit on the toilet for
a long time on your phone either.
Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
That's true too. That is very true. I know.
Speaker 10 (01:21:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
But now, like, genetic evidence. We got science behind it. Yes,
I know there actually is science behind sitting on the
toilet too long and getting hemorrhoids, but I'm going to
ignore that science. I choose to ignore that because I
enjoy my phone too much. Science! So just know, if
you have trouble sleeping or you're a daytime napper, that
you have a higher chance of hemorrhoids.
Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Really? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
I mean, I've dealt with a little case once.
Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Did you?
Speaker 10 (01:22:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Now if you do nothing then it becomes a big
case and then you're going to the doctor for it
you have to go to the doctor for it i
mean if you let it get bad oh what do
they do for it oh i don't know i didn't
get it let it get bad oh okay but i
know people have yeah i mean you know you can
end up with a lot of stuff junk in your
trunk do they do they poke it and i don't
(01:22:48):
know i'd probably like a pimple That sounds probably, I
don't know, I'm sure somebody listening can tell us.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
I don't need to know. Okay, sure, tell me. I
don't need to know.
Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
But, no, you know, Preparation H, clear that right up
for you.
Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
But doesn't that just soothe? That doesn't take care of
the problem. Oh, no, it does. Oh, it does. Yeah.
It's medicated. Yeah. It solves the problem. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
A few applications.
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I'll never forget the day I went to wipe my
butt and felt a grape.
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Oh, no!
Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Don't what?
Speaker 10 (01:23:16):
A grape.
Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Oh, no, man.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
That big. See, that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
If you don't do anything, then, yeah, you end up
with a grape or a golf ball.
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Oh, God!
Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Or a tennis ball.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
I am never taking another nap.
Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
Or a couple of baseballs.
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
No.
Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
Some people have had.
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
There's no way. You can read online.
Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Are you out here like Helen Keller reading Braille as
you're wiping your butt? You got War and Peace, the
first chapter, running down your crack. What?
Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
I don't know for sure, man. Yeah, Day says they'll
surgery them off. Sometimes they have to do surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
I don't want B-hole surgery. All right. No more daytime naps.
It's settled. Now, let's see if we can learn you something.
Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you some
stuff on a Wednesday morning. Make you a little bit
smarter than you were when you woke up today. Did
you know religious websites are three times more likely to
(01:24:24):
spread computer viruses than porn sites? I believe that. That's crazy.
Speaker 9 (01:24:29):
Porn sites don't want you getting viruses because they want
you coming back.
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
They do want you coming back. That is true.
Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Did you know researchers show mosquitoes are most attracted to
the color red? Not because of blood, but mostly because
it's often dark. Mosquitoes typically avoid lighter colors. However, they're
even more attracted to the carbon dioxide we breathe out. Oh, wow.
That's what really draws them in. Yep. That's what really
draws them in. Did you know that Blockbuster made $ 800
(01:24:59):
million in late fees in the year 2000? Just in
the year 2000, they made $ 800 million. And that's only
on late fees.
Speaker 9 (01:25:10):
Unreal.
Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
That was 16% of their revenue. Meanwhile, Netflix started to
emerge as an alternative. And, you know, why not just
pay a monthly price and keep multiple DVDs for as
long as you want? I can get three movies for
as long as I want for one price. You know,
sometimes you look at a business model and you see
(01:25:31):
a new business come in. And you're like, it's pretty
easy to see what they were doing wrong and see
how we can advance this product forward.
Speaker 9 (01:25:40):
Well, they made their money before they got out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
They did. Did you know that 70% of the world's
macadamia nuts can be traced back to a single Australian tree?
One single tree in Australia has got its little roots
and fingers inside of 70 of the world's Macadamia nuts.
(01:26:02):
And finally, did you know the word with the most
meanings in English is the word set? Thick. Would you
like to take a guess as to how many definitions
are listed in the Oxford English Dictionary for the word set?
Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
Oh, because you're going to go every direct.
Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Oh, my God. 14.
Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Close.
Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
430. Oh, my God. No, come on. That's... There are
430 meanings. The word has the longest entry in the dictionary.
It's 60,000 words, 326,000 characters alone. S-E-T. Just for the
(01:26:43):
word set. I mean, you can talk three of a
kind in poker.
Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
You can talk putting a volleyball up in the air
before it gets spiked. You can talk... A group of something.
Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
I could probably come up with about 14 things. That's
why I said 14, but not 400.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
You're only missing 418. Give me something. Do you have
any of them?
Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
I mean, could you just tell me one bizarre one
that I would have never thought of?
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Anything.
Speaker 9 (01:27:11):
I'm trying to figure out what in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Definition of set. Common meaning as a noun. Group meaning
as an additive. You're ready, you're prepared.
Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
I'm set.
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Yep, you're fixed or rigid. I'm all set. Yep, set
in stone. Set in stone. Exercise grouping, three sets of push-ups. Mathematics,
a well-defined collection of distinct mathematical objects and numbers known
as elements. Yeah. Stage scenery. A set. Yeah, a set. Okay.
A collection, a group of something. Set something down. Yep,
to set down. To solidify, to turn down, to turn
(01:27:50):
from a liquid form to a soft state. Oh, it's set. Oh,
my gosh. You've got to let the concrete set.
Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Yep. To adjust. Set the alarm for 7 a.m. To
establish or decide. Set a date for a meeting.
Speaker 9 (01:28:04):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
The place or put. Set the keys on the table.
It's endless. Yeah, it goes on and on and on.
That's crazy. There you go. Learning some stuff on a
Wednesday morning, 99.7 The Blitz.
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