February 18, 2025 • 52 mins
The guys chat about decaf coffee, penance, and riding in the trunk.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thank you so much for tuning in and hanging out
with us once again.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know how the show goes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I Chris lockshimana kick it with my Corolla digital buds
of yesteryear with me today. All the way in Orange County, California,
it's Gary Smith, So suck yo, Gary. And then all
the way in Long Beach, California, like myself just took
a nice swig of Coca Cola coke zero, coke.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Zero, it's kil what's going on? Klin?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And then all the way in Austin, t X, it's
mister Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hey brother, Hey Matt, you all right?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
My throat?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I was like, And then all the way in where
are you actually? I should have asked, okay, making sure
you're okay. That voice you're hearing, he's back. It's mister
Mike Dawson.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Just living that coke zero life. Man, you know, zero
zero calories zero.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sugar, dude, there's a zero problems. That's a tall can too,
that's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
That's a big boy.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
That's a big boy.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
There's a there's almost as if there's a divide between
coke and PEPSI there's a divide between Die Coke and
Coke zero people. Oh there is, there, absolutely is. I
love both, so I I have citizenship dual citizenship to
both both sides.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Wow, way to way to fucking Sweden the pot brother.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Hey man, it's all.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's all serious, aspertained it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
It's pretty neutral.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I remember when I I to make writers for the
Corolla show. Uh, Brian wanted Coke zero and Gina wanted
Die Coke or was the other way around? So I
had to get like both both versions in.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
The green room.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Those are the days, man, Yeah, those are the days
when that was for the coke wars.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
There are some coke wars.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
The fact that we had it in the budget to
get them each their own individual type of coke.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's oh dude, you should see it now. It's a
regular craft services you guys. I'm sure there's all kinds
of ship laid out.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, but there is a war. I mean you heard
you heard Kaylin He sounded he sounded angry, just me
bringing up Dike coke.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, I hate.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Matt.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
Where do you stand on the coke and PEPSI debate?
Just neutral on that one too.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh, absolutely coke Okay, just yeah, I know, I know big,
it's the big company, but.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I have taste. It's not exactly a mom and pop show.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know. It's just taking taking over all these mama
pop shops like yeah, Pepsi and r C and Shasta.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
But it's come up before.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
I hate to repeat myself, but I am firmly in
the pepsi for lunch coke for dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Forgot now that, now that you remind us of that,
I remember that when you said that the first time,
I think I called you an.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Idiot, just recalled.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
How do you feel about that? You've started to adopt
some of Matt's idiosyncrasy. He's like, how do you feel
about the pepsi for lunch coke for dinner.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
It's a ridiculous stance. I mean, I can't defend that one, Matt.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I will say that this.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Everyone else in this household are pepsi drinkers, so I
can't actually go either way with it. I prefer coke,
but I can do pepsi. But to distinguish one from
the time of day is just I can't defend you
on that one. Matt.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Listen, I like to say, I put the idiot and
idiot syncrasy.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's it's only a matter of time Kaitlin.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's only a matter of time before you you you
come around. That's just based off of your patterns and
how everything has been going. But yeah, I'm glad you're
you're liking at talk. Can's drinking some caffeine this time
of night too.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
A matter of time going to be a while.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
They're caffeine and not zero zero.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
I've had like five cups of coffee today. It doesn't
even count as caffeine at this point.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Right, that's too much coffee, man, What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (04:26):
You will when I'm home, when I'm working from home
and just editing all day, it's just I mean, it's
just there.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So I just keep going back for it.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
You know. If I'm going into the studio or into
my pawn work, then I'll just have one cup, maybe
one in the morning to wake me up, and then
one on my way in the car. But when I'm
home just editing all day, it's just like, all right,
let's go get another one, Like it's just there.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I can't I remember when you know, I have problem
with self control.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So when I worked at restaurants, people who order coffee
at like a non coffee place, like let's say at
the TGI Fridays or the Macaroni Grill.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm just naming random restaurants. They just happened to me
once I worked as well.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
People who order coffee, it is a little bit more
of a hassle one because it's hot, so it's harder
to bring hot drinks on a tray without any ice
to keep it down, so it just swishes everywhere. To
brewing a pot of coffee takes a while. So like
if you're out of coffee, and I'm sure you've seen
this when you've given it been a restaurants, you order
a coffee like, oh, we don't have anything we I mean,
(05:28):
we could brew a whole new pot for you if
you want. It's gonna take like twenty minutes. And then
you know, Matt will go, yeah, of course, please do that,
but you got time, bab. But so something that people did,
and I will say, I may have done this before too,
not often.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Maybe you could count it on.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Two fingers how many times I've done this? Uh where people.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I've done it twice, So it's.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
You've done this twice.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Not I would like a thing that older.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The older crowd would do is they like to have
a cup of coffee after their meal at night, but
they would ask for decaf. And the thing is, you
can't tell the difference by taste. It really is like,
did you give them calf and you.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Want to brough a whole new pot of coffee?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I should have, but description yes, it is.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I did like when you said earlier that this restaurant
where supposedly hot food was delivered to deliver hot drinks
is too tall an order.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It is? It is? It is.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
I mean, I get onto a train and secure a
seat that I've rightfully paid for and am entitled senior
citizens of having panic attacks into the middle of the night,
and I'm the monster.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So yeah, how many are?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You can see where I'm going? And I will.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
There are times these days where I think about it
and I wonder where they are and how they're doing,
because I may have slipped them ache.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But it also worked both ways.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
If we only decaf and they wanted a cup of coffee,
that's fine, that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
They need.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
That is even worse.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
What's with this coffee?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Don't want coffee? They want coffee.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I feel like effect that one one.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It has a little bit of a redeeming quality about.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
It to a bar.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
If I went to a bar and I ordered a
cocktail and I was served a mocktail, I would be devastated.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I would be devastated.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But what but what if you had the same experience
as the cocktail You didn't even realize you did, you.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Were none the wise.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Let's say that's that last speakeasy wenty we're all mocktails
and you didn't you just found out right now, you'd
be fine because it's already over. You're here, you experienced it,
you live the life, you live the joy you received it,
and you're good.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But I'm saying, oh nice, I think I would have
been not stumbling out of said speakeasy, and it would
have been very confusing.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, as Kaylon said, the placebo effect is more powerful
than you think. But but I see what you're saying.
I think it's I think comparing it to alcohol is
a little bit of a stretch. But I see what
you're saying. And look, I'm not saying I was alcohol.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I was not saying I was. I'm not saying I'm right.
I'm not saying I'm proud of it.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It was Okay, what should I do?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Give me my three cups of coffee? Right now?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You go to confession and say, forgive me, father, for
I have sinned. It has been since I worked at
TGI fuck use, since my last confession. And what I
did was I fed people who wanted coffee decaf, and
I fed people who wanted decaf coffee. And the priest
is going to he's gonna see and in between.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That way I sound like a monster.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
He's gonna say, my son, are you sorry for these sins?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Chris?
Speaker 9 (09:24):
When you put it that way, he literally just repeated
back to you things you've said in the last four minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, but the way his voice sounds, it just makes
it sound so much more diabolical.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And then I'll tell you to say a helm Hail
Mary and and repent. You'll probably get a load of prayers,
though they'll probably be you know, probably gotta say like three.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Or fathers ten Hail Mary's, and why.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Don't we do this?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Then I think you should say a whole rosary for that, okay,
and an act of contrition.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I've said, have rosary, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That's a lot of time, bro, Really, that's a punishment
that's a fucking punishment of times.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Here's what we'll do, I think, because look, yeah, I
did confess to you guys. I know I'm not in church,
but I am willing to do a penance that is
equal to what the sin that I've committed to sort
of wash it out. So if you think of anything,
or for any of the listeners think of anything, please
let me know.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Get me say when when this episode ends and you're
getting ready to just go to bed tonight, go drink
a full cup of.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
I mean, I'm not even because the sin you have
committed is potentially murder.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I wow, and take a handful of you blind.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
It's potentially.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
I mean, look, there's not a zero percent chance that
you ended a senior citizen's life early.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I want to add on to what Caitlin said, not
only should you have a big cup of coffee right
before you go to bed, but tomorrow morning, when you
haven't slept all night and all you want is a
cup of coffee, you're drinking decaff baby. Yeah, for five days.
You gotta do this for five days, for an entire
work week.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
This was a means that probably means you're going to
the store tonight, because I don't know any monsters decaff
of the crew.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
We have none here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, well, I'll consider it if that's that's what make
it fair.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
But drinking decaf coffee tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
How many times did you do this, Chris?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
How many times a cup of coffee tonight?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
You forgot?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
You can't even count it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You can count it on two fingers.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
You can't even count it on two fingers.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Compared to the culture that was there.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
You just keep using the same two fingers.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
That doesn't That doesn't alleviate your sins here, Okay.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
And then I will say this just to give Chris
a little buffer here, as someone that worked in a
coffee bean, I wouldn't ever fill up a if they
were to coffee, would never fill a decalf or the
other way around. But if we did run out of
the regular coffee and I was almost done with that
poor I would add a little and there's a new
decaf ready to go.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I'd add a little decalf to that coffee, just to
top it off. I made a couple of fifty.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
That's not that's not an awful awful thing.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
But someone would like they'd ask for coffee I'd give
him full decaf and they'd come back and be pissed.
So I never gave him a full one, but I
definitely topped a couple of coffees off with decaf.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
That's for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You should say an active congression. Yeah, so it'd be
all right. Maybe so maybe you won't go to hell.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Maybe maybe you won't maybe hell, but why take a
chance there.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
There was a bit I pitched on the Krolla show.
I want to call it Corolla Confessions, whatever it was,
but we did it to where people call in with
their worst sin and then Adam would come up with
a penance.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
We did it once.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
We played it once, and I remember a guy called
in and it was like the most horrific thing he said.
He said, I got a girl pregnant and I know
it's my it, but she thinks it's the other guy's kid.
And I'm just watching him grow up on Facebook. And
I was like, this is this is the worst thing
I've ever done, Like I can't and he was like weirdly,
(13:11):
like gloated.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
That's what they call good radio.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I couldn't believe it. And I think about that a
lot more than the coffee stuff. To be honest, it's
just like wow, So.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Well, maybe split the time.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You know, next time you're thinking of that, think about
how you endangered a lot of senior citizens' lives and
possibly killed one or two.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, you know, Gary, I highly doubt I ended.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
I've got I've got to be honest, Chris, I highly
doubt it too. But there's not a zero percent chance.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
They can't have a regular cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Do you know what medication they were on?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I was.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
All right, because a lot of people order things very
specifically based on allergies or ways things will interact with
their medication, so.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
You know, and they put their life and health in
the hands of a sixteen year old Filipino waiter.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So where does this Where does this rank on just
my worst sins? I have Christmas crashing? M h, I
mean that that was my number one for a long time.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
I just want to sit back and relax here while
Chris lists off all of his sins, keep going pout
what else you got?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I I guess it's not really a sin. But just
when I threw soup at my best friend.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, oh, you guys smashed each other sandwiches there's a
different kind of place and how it wasn't that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It wasn't that hot.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I was just in a bad place and it was
in a hotel hallway and we're fighting and I literally
just took like a soup that someone left out as
they're leftovers from room service, and I just chucked it
at him. And I felt really terrible. I was I
had a bad girlfriend at the time that she got
in my head and was like, you need to gave
that one. You need to defend my honor, and I
(15:12):
chose the wrong person to back.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I don't know about you, guys, but I'm like, dude,
that's good. You gotta you got to search the hallway
for weapons and you found one in a bull of soup.
That's that's using your surroundings in a possibly dangerous.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Let's compare. Am I more like John Wick or Jason Bourne?
Keep going with you? No, No, this is a bunch
more fun game.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Keep going with one or the other.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I mean Jason Bourne, Jason Bourne, I utilize this environment
a little more, I think.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I mean John Wick kind of does that too. What
about Console we didn't even see it or Ethan Hawke too.
I mean, yeah, let's figure out which action.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Movie star that I most resemble in my skills.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, we're not going to turn this into like comparing
Chris the cool people. Just where it's going. That's kind
of where this is.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
I've seen a lot of action heroes take hot soup
and throw it on their opponents. I'm sure example ever
since Thomas Jane does that, that rushing.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Up with them.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, history of violence he.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Did it was they're called superheroes.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
See, that's why we do this, Matt.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Ye for me, me letting Gary uh sit in that
that seat on the train and not give up his
seat for the people, I mean, that was pretty bad
of me for me to just allow it.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You know why, Gary, Gary? He wanted Gary. Chris had
coffee ready for them, and he was going to deliver
the caffeinated coffee that would have killed them.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
We gotta stop seeing that on air. You cannot.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Did you done at the Macaroni Grill between January and
fousand and nine exactly?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh my god, this could I'm getting slightly nervous now.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Either way. It's not something I'm proud of.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And uh yeah, I'll think of something to make it
make it fair, make it right.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
In this world.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
All right, so I'll accept that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Thank you as.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
By the way, the thing with your friend is not
your worst super later defense.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Very fair, that's fair.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
You affected multiple friends in another instance, as opposed to
just one and not.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And both both were still hitting the face with something.
The also in the soul.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I know more than that. So Valentine's state just passed.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I what smooth transition.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, let's get into love. I want to talking of love. Great,
let's go, baby, let's change it up a little bit.
Let's bring some love into here. And that's a day
of love Valentine's Day. Oh you remember when you're in
grade school and you got to get cards for everybody,
pass them around, get some, get some of those weird In.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
My day, we didn't have to please everybody mantra. They
were kids who didn't get them.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Brutal.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yeah, we definitely like we're required to get one for
each person in the class, which was some bullshit.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah, but then you made sure.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
They changed out. They made that rule because the kids
like me. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. I never got them
for sucking anybody. I'd get them. Sure, you get them
all the time. Margaret and Hillary Margaret.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
These are real names too, I know they are.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
These are actual girls with the Elementary Nancy.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
They are real names, Chris, they are real names.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Those are actual names that exist. Yeah, and you get
those like candy hearts that are really just thickened necko wafers.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
But I mean, Kaylin and I are right back there.
Oh yeah, you guys are you guys must be doing
that again? Huh, right back at it? Yeah, yeah, let's
speak clear. I don't. I can't speak for Kaylin, but
I'm not actually doing it.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, I'm not doing Yeah, I'm they do it. They
do stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
But you keeping tab on?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
You don't get a Valentine's gift for your daughters?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, we do.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
But we're talking about getting all the cards for all
the people in the class.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
My wife heard you. She's better at that than me.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Kaylen, are you keeping tabs on all the boys in
your daughter's class?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I feel like.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
There's class that's getting a little getting I'm hearing a
little bit too much about this boy.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh okay, have you have you considered big Daddy in
them skin?
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No, I think it's all right.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
You gotta do a den of thieves on them.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, bring all your criminal bring us all into the garage.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh, I haven't seen n FIE's but I like this.
I kind of see where it's going, so count me
in too. I haven't seen the movie, so I might
ruin it the way Kalon ruin the Flying V photo.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Well, it just it has to do with hand trauma.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So oh, never mind, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Well anyway, So speaking of trauma, So Valentine's Day was
on Friday, and and I was at home with Jenny
and we have the kids sleeping. It's like, what do
you want to do. Let's watch a movie. Let's just
sit back, Let's just hang watch a movie. I'll make
some popcorn. Let's just cuddle up on the couch like.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We used to.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
And so romantic it is, you know, just like let's
just din the lights and just have time for ourselves.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Get some drake on, Yeah, just drink.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh maybe.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
I said, I can't wait to hear what movie he
put on to really set the mood.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Well, I'm trying to. So I didn't know what to watch.
But then I want to watch something. I want to
watch something with some romance, and it just you know,
keep let's keep this energy, this mood alive. And then
I was like, oh, you know, Matt fond Deler told
me of a really romantic movie that may be in
the lead for Best Picture, so so I suggested. I
(21:20):
was like, yeah, so I rented a Nora and I
told you, like, yeah, I heard this movie is great.
It's it's the front runner for Best Picture. It's like
you I heard it's like pretty Woman. You like pretty Woman?
This is gonna let's just.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Let's where'd you hear it's like pretty Woman.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It was based off of Matt's one sentence log line
that he gave me last week.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I just literally read the IMDb log line.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
And it sounded just like pretty Woman. The log line
is an oligark hires a sex worker to live with it.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
It's just a pretty it's.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
A lot pretty woman, jen.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So uh so we cut it up on the couch
and I was like, I literally told him, like, I'm
gonna put let's watch them a little romantic and like
even the the genre when you rent it's like comedy, romantic,
romance movie, whatever, So let's do it. And Okay, I'm
gonna spoil just the first I don't know, twenty seconds
(22:20):
of the movie. But it's just straight up tatties everywhere
in a strip club and is just looking at me
like what I'm like, I'm gonna kill Math.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's all I thought, I gonna kill Matt. What is
what is happening?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
And and this isn't really a spoiler if if you're
gonna watch it anyway, But there's.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
A lot of that.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
There's a lot there's a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Of there's a lot of there's a lot of and
there's a lot of sex in this movie. It's like
it's it's quite a lot. And I guess that's what
this director is known for. It's kind of these these like.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
One of my friends said to me about this movie,
if you want to see a lot of butthole, this
is the film for you.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, so imagine. So we're yeah, it doesn't and and
it didn't.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
So you guys watched the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh we watched the whole thing because all right, yeah,
I mean it's it's a good movie. It's a good movie,
but I mean it's not really the it's not really
the kind that you're looking to watch on a cozy
Valentine's Day. But for the whole time, I'm just like,
what is this? What did Matt just recommend me?
Speaker 7 (23:28):
And to be clear, I did not recommend you put
that on On Valentine's Day. I brought it up. And
did you watch the scenes of video game acting? And
did you not see how horrible the video game acting was?
There's a guy he's playing video games completely wrong in
this movie.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
There's nothing to do with the plot, but it is.
It was distracting me.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Is it all in the controller or his facial?
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Gary?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Look at Gary? You see what Gary's do right now?
Nobody would do that. You saw that, Chris right, tell
me you saw that? And then you paused the movie
and told Jen, like that Leo Pick could just start
porting at the TV.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
That that's actually really similar. So I look over I
see it happen. I look over at Jen, whose mouth
is still a gape, just at the craziness of this
choice movie choice that that I've chosen.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And I did. I did like the Leo meme where
I'm like, oh, that's the scene we're Matt.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Wait, Matt, It's like yeah, And then and then I
was watching it though about the way he was holding
the control, and I thought he did a good job.
It didn't even bottom. It didn't even bother me. And
you know, you want to know what Matt Helmie looked
like a gamer? He just looked like a gamer.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
So now I'm gonna have to watch this movie.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
You should watch it on maybe on Amy's birthday or
just something where you should check it out. I let
her know that choosing this movie for her. But yeah,
I was, we're in all honesty, We're just cracking.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Up the whole time.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I just how horrible, how horrible of a tone it
was setting for for the night. But it was actually
a really good movie. We were laughing the whole time
and it was fun. You know, I loved it. So
but anyway, I just thought, oh, I gotta tell Matt
about how this went.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
That's really funny, because.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, not the best Valentine's Day movie, but but it was.
It was enjoyed so and Noor and I could see.
I could see what it's nominated for, all the all
the stuff. It's it's really well done. Now Dawson is
back speak transitions. Yeah so you heard him, he's here.
Uh and we did not, so we I know you
(25:29):
heard on all the podcasts that you missed.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
That I listened three times through.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Okay, so probably recited, and I don't mean to annoy
you with the repetition here, but we did not for
you why you were gone. So I just want to
give you the floor now and let you explain just
where you've been the last few weeks.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
All right, Uh, Well, Matt was semi correct when he
said that I was going to Salem, Massachusetts for a
witchcraft convention. And I don't know, I don't know how
(26:11):
you knew that, Matt, but I'm just that's just proof
that I listened to the shows.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, I thought, yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I thought yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
My mom called me a couple of weeks ago and said,
your dad's on his way out.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
You should come home now.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I'm like, all right, fucking got ready to fucking just
picked up what I could realized I'm in fucking Fresno,
and I forgot my suit like shit, and I'm thinking,
you know, there's going to be a funeral real quick.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
We'll get to that bury the lead.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
My dad died last Friday night, and so my mom
and I were able to like spend shit. We were
there for fifteen hours a day for like the last
three days of his life.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
And you know, he'd come.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Out of it every now and then, and he was
never lucid ever again. But they said he could hear us.
So we said our goodbyes and ship and then and
they said, you know, he won't die. He won't die
while you're here, So it's going to happen, you know.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
When.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
When you're not.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And so, like I got home Wednesday, and then Saturday morning,
two am.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Phone rings. I get that's it.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
My mom answered the bone the rest home, the the
small residential care place he was at.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Gary. I missed it, dude. That's good. Sorry, that's pretty
good though.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So we go down there like fucking like, I'm my
heck all right, Like we had just me and my
mom went to bet around midnight, and like I heard
the phone ring, and so I come all the way
downstairs and she's on the phone.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I'm like, okay, So it's it's just strange, man.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Then we're at this, We're at from two o'clock in
the morning to like nine o'clock in the morning. We're
at the residential homes, in my dad's room with my
dad's body fucking right there, waiting for the funeral people
to come and pick them up. And apparently it had
(28:42):
a difficult pick up his last one.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
It took a lot longer. I didn't ask any questions.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Guy's job is picking up dead bodies. Yeah, the last
one was really bad. Well you know what, dude, They're
all probably pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Yeah, so I don't really want to know about the
one that was more.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Bad, Yeah, Jesus, I yeah, it's I'm sure there's plenty
of stories that could Yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:13):
Yeah, So anyway, a better bedside manner if that's your job, sir.
Like I get everyone needs camaraderie, but like these people
don't want to hear about the last one.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Fucking anybody else getting allergies all of a sudden in
your late age, my brother said to me. My brother
said to me over the week, He's like, fucking dude, Michael,
you are Portuguese and and shit just gets fucked up
for Portuguese man when we get old, Like Jesus, man,
I know I'm getting ugly, but do I have to
(29:47):
get allergies all of a sudden?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I didn't know you're Portuguese.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, you're not getting You're not getting ugly.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Ugly, and Matt, you manage really bad allergies too, I
mean he's allergies out of anybody.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Never had allergies the last three years or yeah, you know,
but it's been a minute. It's like halfway between a
cough and a sneeze, and it's the strangest fucking hay
fever feeling a porte of sneeze yep, yep, Portuguese sneeze
(30:20):
even coming Gary some bold so uh So, Anyway, then
it took you know, my brother stayed home for a week,
and my niece came out and and.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
It was nice.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
We just took care of my mom and you know,
helped set up a funeral arrangement. I guess a lot
of people are dying these days because I said, take
three weeks to bury my dad, like I thought it was,
you know, like fucking seven days you're in the ground.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh yeah, yeah than that.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
I thought Catholics were that were that way too.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's like now, when whenever we can fit you in
the church is when you can bury your father.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
So I came back home this weekend, and then I'm going.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Back on Thursday right after work, and I'm gonna just
stay with my mom for another ten days. And you know,
it's just it's I was. It's strange of course, not
having a father and I know, you know, three of
you guys have your dad's Chris, you got some fucked
(31:39):
up ship with your dad. Oh, I don't know. I mean,
it's just strange. It's just it's weird.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
It's a weird feeling. Yeah, it's absolutely a weird feeling.
But yeah, you know, obviously you know we were here
for you man, and you know it's it's definitely not
something you want to hear happened to to anybody, you know,
but it does happen.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And yeah, I mean it's it's it's a lot are
you Are you dealing with a lot of.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Like the service stuff too, or is that you know?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Thankfully, my mom the way she deals with grief and
stuff is she gets busy, so she's really doing all
of that ship and just keeping her mind on that.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And all I'm doing is supporting my mom.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Okay, if she tells me, you know, when she tells me,
I need you to find this cater to get this number.
Go to Safeway, see how much their meat their meat
trays costs. Yeah, you know, stuff like that. I mean,
I'm I'm helping, but I'm I'm ah she's the general.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Uh, and I'm just I'm just doing doing what I'm told.
But you know, the funerals next Wednesday, and there's.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
A lot to it. I had asked a couple of
my friends to be Paul Bears and you know, it's
it's just.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
It's it's in the in the truest sense.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Of the of of the uh wish. At least he's
not suffering anymore.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, last eight months of his life were fucking not
worth living for him. You know, he didn't know where
he was. He woke up every day was a groundhog day.
He woke up when he was lucid. He woke up
thinking either he abandoned his family or his family abandoned him.
(33:35):
That was the beginning of every day when he was
awake for eight fucking months. What the fuck is happening?
Where the fuck am I? Yeah, So, dude, I'm just
glad it's over, and I'm I'm hoping that I'm I'm
I'm excited.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
I'm I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
For my mom to be able to do whatever the
fuck she wants to do now.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Yeah, So, well, dude, I know we're repeating because you
definitely listened three times but we did tell everyone, you know,
over the course of the time you were going to
send you positivity and love, so I hope, I hope a.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Lot they did, and I really appreciate it, and thanks everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good good man.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Well look, we're obviously all here for you and uh,
extremely sympathetic, but it sounds like you have about the
best outlook that one could really hope for given everything
you've been through.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
So yeah, we love you, dude, Thank you. Do you
believe in heaven?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
That pause? Man, that pause, I better go to confession.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, I think I don't know what I believe.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Dude, all right, I think there's an afterlife.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I don't. I don't. I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I don't know what I believe either. I hope there
is one. I like to believe there is one, but
I do. I did have this thought not that long
ago when I was looking at my kid, like you
have this like when you cry or when you're like
when you're upset, you have the same face that my
grandma has. And and then they're just like things that like oh,
and like that just through the stories we tell and
(35:04):
through the you know, the the you know, through you
and the work that you do, like, your dad lives
on in so many different ways. So you know, people
can find this podcast one hundred years from now and
you're talking about your dad and he lives on that way.
So it's it's just kind of interesting how we just
through our physical being. It's it's a lot different than
just how I guess the ore. I don't know what
(35:26):
what the word is, but just how our aura. If
I'm getting too heady here, let me know. But just
like how you know it's actually pronounced era is uh
is taken and absorbed in the future. So I just
I you know, you say it's which we're not having
a dad, but it's it's also you have one.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, so I understood your meaning. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
It's very well represented in the great documentary Coco.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh you should watch that.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
I think it's top five Pixar movie. That is an
amazing I mean that set.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Because that lady looks like my grandma too.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
So just yeah, my parents for the longest time, and
we got a sweet backyard and a suite set up
with a killer review and like they got an outdoor
TV and ship. But in order for you know, my
dad would only set it up in the summer and
only at certain times. And he died two days before
(36:27):
the super Bowl. And I went to my mom and
I said, hey, Mom, can I set up the TV outside?
She's like, yeah, I go for it. And I'm like, wow,
do you see what happened there? I asked if I
could do something? And you said, yeah, what if that
was our life?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So it's there.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
There's funny things like that, and uh and yeah, awkold
be funny.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
So I actually I had a question for you, cause
you're still doing like comedy shows, you're still doing stand
up shows amongst all this. How is it weird or
are you able to just completely compartmentalize what's going on with.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Your Oh dude, it's yeah, No, it's it's uh.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Getting up on stage is like an escape first of all,
and then second of all, I don't know, maybe it's.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
An act. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Do you have a chunk on this yet?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I did? I did. I used to say.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
My dad growing up, he used to give me ship
about forgetting things all the fucking time, and and now
he's got dementia. I'm just saying, fucking karma is a bitch.
But no, I don't have any of my Dad's dead
jokes yet you'll know.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
You just got to follow up. No, you got it.
You just have it, Dawson.
Speaker 7 (37:58):
You say that exact same joke that you did, and
then everybody laughs. And then as soon as the laughter
dies down, Yo, but he's dead now, everybody will again,
Like I promise you, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I'm doing a show in the Bay Area on Saturday
night with my mom's coming.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah the room man.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
All right, Well, anyway, glad you're backed us, and I'm
sure you'll be coming coming in and out of the
show while all this stuff's going on. But everybody's definitely
happy to hear your voice, especially all right. So let's see,
we we have a couple more minutes left. Why not
just do a quick busting makes me feel good, and
(38:46):
then we'll we'll GTF phone get some patron action.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Going you guys down makes me feel.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Good, makes me feel.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Good, all right, And once again, these are just short
excerpts from my journal for my road trip in two
thousand and six for me and fifteen other friends bought
a school bus and took it around the country. The
way I wrote this journal, it doesn't seem like it's
(39:14):
in order anywhere which I find kind of weird.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
But is it like a three ring binder?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't know. No, it's like one of these like composition.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Okay, you just skipped forward a bunch of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I don't know what happened. Let's see here. I think
the last place we were at was Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
So now we hit Gainesville, Florida.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
You guys skipped New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, well, I think it's because of the Katrina stuff,
like we couldn't.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, the roads were just too crazy. Let me see
I can find that picture.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'll do it later. All right, So Gainesville, Florida sick mall?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So really.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Underground?
Speaker 7 (39:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
This is this is an above ground mall. I remember
it pretty clear. Then I'll tell you why a little bit.
But I just said sick mall. Not really, it's a mall.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Put.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I put some sparklers on my skateboard. That was really
fun because you put sparklers on the tail and then
you put your tail down on the on the ground.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
It it sparks as you're riding. It's pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
These aren't like fireworks sparklers.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Uh No, I think these are the ones that yeah,
do you have to light the first or do they
do they ignite when you do?
Speaker 6 (40:27):
You right?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh, so excuse me, they were fireworks, but this was
fourth of July, so they were they were fireworks sparklers,
so I didn't even matter if you put your your
tail down or not. Let's see, two year old kids
are very cute, because we were staying with Matt Eggar's
uncle who had a two year old kid. Six, Your
six year old kids are quite annoying, so that's what.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
So somebody with the kids age two and six were like, yeah,
sixteen twenty year old boys, like, come hang it.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
It did not end there.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
We stayed at we stayed at grandma's house, We stayed
at my uncle's house, and we rolled deep and they
just basically just let us all sleep in our room
like we're animals. Twenty year old oh, I wrote, twenty
year olds wish they would have realized how great it
is to be a kid. With a bunch of two
yearlds to wish they would have realized how.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Great it is to be a kid.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Longest I had the longest walk or skate of my life,
and this has been the longest five days of my
life because the bus broke down in Gainesville. So we
had to stay with Uncle Greg for five days until
God Jesus repaired Uncle Greg.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Did Uncle Greg like to play the Secret Touching game
because that would things were really weird?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Greg was a freakingsane. He took us in.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Okay, I slept.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
We slept in his attic.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
I don't know. Maybe he gave him coffee. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
The attic was like a nice attic. Wasn't like a
like a storage face.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
It sounds like a creepy place.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Uncle Greg really scary. I remember. So this is the little.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
Worse than Pee Pee Wee's play house.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
This was the first place where our our bus broke
down when we had to get it repaired, and it
took alert. Yeah, well there's gonna be spoilers hitting around,
but uh yes. We stayed with Uncle Greg and the
only place that was around him was the Gainesville mall,
which we went to every day, and we played a
game called Mall Rats, and we we played that back
(42:23):
home too. We just called it that and we hung
out there and we called it a game, but really
just loitering at a mall for as long as we
can and like in different grooves. Then we come up
to each other and uh and and meet up and
basically just kind of just walk them all.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
So we did fake fights.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
But then you break out and dance.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
You guys didn't pull out one of those what's that
fucking game you guys play in Long Beach fugitive?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
No, yeah, you didn't do a little few.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
We should have. I know, we didn't think about it.
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
So yeah, the bus broke down, but uh, and we
had Fourth of July there. I remember Jason, my friend
Jason skitched, which is when you're on a skateboard and
you hold on the back of a car and he
did it to the back of a pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
And uh, like Marty McFly, like Marty McFly.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, and the truck took a sharp turn and he
went flying and just totally scraped his entire side because
he was also shirtless at the time.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Sparklers on it.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
I don't know, we were we're being We're just being
crazy kids. But a lot we spent a lot of
time in in Gainesville, Florida, and yeah, we went to
uh we went to a club out there too, because
there was like a college night there. And I remember
we took Uncle Greg's car and we all of us
didn't go, just most of us and me and two
(43:44):
other guys had to ride in the trunk of this sedan.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
And I just remember.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Just how awful that was and terrifying, and you just
felt so.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Uncle Greg put you in the trunk before he put
you in the attic.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Do I follow that?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
That's right?
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Okay to normal.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Just bed and breath, breakfast. Ever, it's Uncle Greg's trunk
an attic.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Let me remind.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Everybody Uncle Greig is the sad he took us in.
And uh, but yeah, I just remember Gainsville, Florida. We
spent way too much time there and uh, and just
hung out the mall and just made friends with everybody
around town in the mall, and that's where I first
saw my first dead armadillo.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
And I thought you were gonna say that's where you
saw your first dead arm and I thought, wow, there
was a lot going on in that attic.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Now, just walking to the mall, I remember seeing a
dead armadillo like roadkill, and that is also ingrained in
my brain. But yeah, a lot of time in Gainesville, Florida,
But you know.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Never forget my first dead armadillo.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
You really do.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I closed my eyes and I just see them dillo perfectly.
So anyway, that was That was the Gainesville entry, which
is weird because it's the shortest entry and I was
there the longest. Oh wait, no, I wrote here the
club in Gainesville required collared shirt, pant pants, dress, and
dress shoes, which not all all of us had, So
(45:00):
the bouncer was a douche.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
If someone in the trunk didn't have their collared shirt
and dress shoes.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, and and oh oh god. So there were eleven
guys in this car. Three were in the trunk blown car,
and I wrote, I wish I would have grown more
because that probably would have been picked for trunk. So
(45:27):
there you go. I have no comment. You did it
to yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Hey, I wrote that myself. It's fine. No, it was
a joke.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
So anyway, does busting makes you feel good? Gainsville editionlesson
makes me feel good?
Speaker 8 (45:42):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Now it's time for us to go around the horn
and get our plugs in, and then we'll GTF phone
records and patreons. So I will start all the way
in Austin, Texas. Mister Matt Fondelier. What can we plug
for you, good sir?
Speaker 7 (45:54):
Oh well, you could check out episodes of Killer Relationship
on Peacock. I produced season three, episode four, and episode twelve.
I think one of them is called Body in the
Bayou and I know it's written down somewhere.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
It's written down somewhere.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
But uh yeah, check that out and also check out
our Patreon. We're going to be doing a new movie
club soon, which Gary I think is going to be announcing.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Alrighty, step on my plug I'll do.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Oh wait, sorry, you're you're worried about fucking your plug up.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Sorry guys, Uh real quick. I found one more games
will entry. It's just like two senses.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
But if the music makes me feel good.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
So at the mall, I went to a store called
Buckle with Nardo and we met I would love you know,
you've met Nardo plenty of times.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
That's my favorite guy.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
And we met some super nice girls at Buckle and
they worked there and told us about Club x S,
which is the club we went to, and so we
I forgot about this, but we got there and they
actually kicked us out due to dress code. Oh wait, sorry,
they didn't let us in. So they didn't let us
in because so we drove all the way there in
(47:13):
eleven man car and we weren't let in because of
the dress code.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (47:18):
Makes me feel good why we got that in there?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Sorry, I had to had to clear things up, all right, Uh, Calen,
can we plug for you?
Speaker 8 (47:31):
I wanted to give a shout out to the fan
that heard me plug Tropic Thunder last week and decided
to go and watch the movie afterwards, So uh yeah,
I restored my faith in the plugs a little bit.
So uh, head on over to Just Falling About and
check that out too on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah. Oh man, I'm sorry. Man, we didn't get to
all the comments where they confirmed I.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
Noticed that, I noticed stretching it out.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Realized, Oh no, that really bums me out. I'm really
sad about that. Oh well, Carrie, what can we.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Play for you?
Speaker 9 (48:04):
Well, I would like to plug our patreon on patreon
dot com slash water Cooler. We do meetups, we do
movie clubs, extra episodes, and I am going to be
taking over. I know it's not my turn for the
people who are vigilant in keeping track of this, but
Dawson has some stuff going on. So he's not gonna
be able to make it to the next movie club.
(48:24):
So he and I are going to swap places for
this one, and obviously it's gonna be Rush Hour three.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
I was like, I just got I.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Haven't actually seen it.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Look, it's it was a funny.
Speaker 9 (48:39):
It's funny for this, but then we have to sit
through and do another Rush Hour movie, which just it's
tough to do back to back. So in reality, I'm
going to pick a movie that I expect to be controversial. Uh,
it is twenty three years old at this point, but
it is a movie that I absolutely love, and.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I'm going to guess.
Speaker 9 (48:59):
I'm gonna put the over on on a number of
guys who have seen this at one and I'm thinking
very specifically of you, mister Fondelier. You may have seen
this alright, the two thousand and two film Some of
All Fears.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Oh, all right, definitely saw that in theaters. Yes, I
had to watch it again.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Me too.
Speaker 9 (49:17):
It's Ben Affleck's soul entry as Jack Ryan, So I
enjoyed Jack. It's a Jack Ryan movie. It's Ben Afflex
only Jack Ryan movie.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
So yeah, Samuel Jackson, right, isn't he also in the
is that Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yes, I think Samuel No.
Speaker 9 (49:33):
I think it's Morgan Freeman who's also Oh.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I really wish you didn't tell Caitlin that and he
would have watched it and just been so confused, like
why is this character named Jack Ryan? Also alrighty, well,
I haven't seen it, so yeah, he might be right
on the line there, Gary.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I have not seen it, right, Yeah, figured it out.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Also, Sorry, I'm just keep landing in this journal. So
at in Florida, we had to get a new transmission,
a new break bad so that was what that was
what was wrong with the bus. So we had tokay
to replace the transmission.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
All right, Dawson, So do.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
Yo U.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Jesus, I think I'm gonna sneeze anyway.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Before I do, I'm doing a fucking twenty minute set, uh,
Saturday night in Sassoon City, California. Sassoon City is near
Fairfield and they play fair up there in northern California.
Saturday night. It's at Los Angeles. But if you're in
(50:39):
the Bay Area and you're looking for something to do
and you want to.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Do this, well, this is something to.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Do, all right, Go to the housing endorsement.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, and uh yeah, definitely go see go see Dawson live,
bark at him. You know what you get and uh,
all right and everyone got their pugs by mere right yep. Okay, Well,
first off, I just want to show you this picture
if you can see it. Uh, that is the Yeah,
those are the water. That's the water. And there's just
like walking on the concrete as Katrina just destroyed this
(51:15):
this overpass and just all water underneath. Let's see here
as I'm playing, I'm playing live.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
For plug in.
Speaker 6 (51:29):
God damn it not so easy, is it? Getting all
the information outright?
Speaker 9 (51:35):
If only there was something repeatable that you can do
every week and then the people can go there and
find the new information.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
It's constantly updating.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Go to go to parks and Hunington Beach. Last day
of February, so the twenty eighth, the twenty eighth of February,
and uh and I will be I will be.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
There that night playing music. So there you go.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Thanks again for February for listening, Thanks again for tuning in.
We appreciate you, we love you, and I will see
you for be trend and appreciate you. I
Hey, welcome to water Cooler.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thank you so much for tuning in and hanging out
with us once again.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know how the show goes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I Chris lockshimana kick it with my Corolla digital buds
of yesteryear with me today. All the way in Orange County, California,
it's Gary Smith, So suck yo, Gary. And then all
the way in Long Beach, California, like myself just took
a nice swig of Coca Cola coke zero, coke.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Zero, it's kil what's going on? Klin?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And then all the way in Austin, t X, it's
mister Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hey brother, Hey Matt, you all right?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
My throat?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I was like, And then all the way in where
are you actually? I should have asked, okay, making sure
you're okay. That voice you're hearing, he's back. It's mister
Mike Dawson.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Just living that coke zero life. Man, you know, zero
zero calories zero.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sugar, dude, there's a zero problems. That's a tall can too,
that's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
That's a big boy.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
That's a big boy.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
There's a there's almost as if there's a divide between
coke and PEPSI there's a divide between Die Coke and
Coke zero people. Oh there is, there, absolutely is. I
love both, so I I have citizenship dual citizenship to
both both sides.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Wow, way to way to fucking Sweden the pot brother.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Hey man, it's all.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's all serious, aspertained it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
It's pretty neutral.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I remember when I I to make writers for the
Corolla show. Uh, Brian wanted Coke zero and Gina wanted
Die Coke or was the other way around? So I
had to get like both both versions in.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
The green room.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Those are the days, man, Yeah, those are the days
when that was for the coke wars.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
There are some coke wars.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
The fact that we had it in the budget to
get them each their own individual type of coke.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's oh dude, you should see it now. It's a
regular craft services you guys. I'm sure there's all kinds
of ship laid out.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, but there is a war. I mean you heard
you heard Kaylin He sounded he sounded angry, just me
bringing up Dike coke.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, I hate.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Matt.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
Where do you stand on the coke and PEPSI debate?
Just neutral on that one too.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh, absolutely coke Okay, just yeah, I know, I know big,
it's the big company, but.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I have taste. It's not exactly a mom and pop show.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know. It's just taking taking over all these mama
pop shops like yeah, Pepsi and r C and Shasta.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
But it's come up before.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
I hate to repeat myself, but I am firmly in
the pepsi for lunch coke for dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Forgot now that, now that you remind us of that,
I remember that when you said that the first time,
I think I called you an.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Idiot, just recalled.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
How do you feel about that? You've started to adopt
some of Matt's idiosyncrasy. He's like, how do you feel
about the pepsi for lunch coke for dinner.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
It's a ridiculous stance. I mean, I can't defend that one, Matt.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I will say that this.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Everyone else in this household are pepsi drinkers, so I
can't actually go either way with it. I prefer coke,
but I can do pepsi. But to distinguish one from
the time of day is just I can't defend you
on that one. Matt.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Listen, I like to say, I put the idiot and
idiot syncrasy.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's it's only a matter of time Kaitlin.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's only a matter of time before you you you
come around. That's just based off of your patterns and
how everything has been going. But yeah, I'm glad you're
you're liking at talk. Can's drinking some caffeine this time
of night too.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
A matter of time going to be a while.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
They're caffeine and not zero zero.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
I've had like five cups of coffee today. It doesn't
even count as caffeine at this point.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Right, that's too much coffee, man, What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (04:26):
You will when I'm home, when I'm working from home
and just editing all day, it's just I mean, it's
just there.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So I just keep going back for it.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
You know. If I'm going into the studio or into
my pawn work, then I'll just have one cup, maybe
one in the morning to wake me up, and then
one on my way in the car. But when I'm
home just editing all day, it's just like, all right,
let's go get another one, Like it's just there.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I can't I remember when you know, I have problem
with self control.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So when I worked at restaurants, people who order coffee
at like a non coffee place, like let's say at
the TGI Fridays or the Macaroni Grill.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm just naming random restaurants. They just happened to me
once I worked as well.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
People who order coffee, it is a little bit more
of a hassle one because it's hot, so it's harder
to bring hot drinks on a tray without any ice
to keep it down, so it just swishes everywhere. To
brewing a pot of coffee takes a while. So like
if you're out of coffee, and I'm sure you've seen
this when you've given it been a restaurants, you order
a coffee like, oh, we don't have anything we I mean,
(05:28):
we could brew a whole new pot for you if
you want. It's gonna take like twenty minutes. And then
you know, Matt will go, yeah, of course, please do that,
but you got time, bab. But so something that people did,
and I will say, I may have done this before too,
not often.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Maybe you could count it on.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Two fingers how many times I've done this? Uh where people.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I've done it twice, So it's.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
You've done this twice.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Not I would like a thing that older.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The older crowd would do is they like to have
a cup of coffee after their meal at night, but
they would ask for decaf. And the thing is, you
can't tell the difference by taste. It really is like,
did you give them calf and you.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Want to brough a whole new pot of coffee?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I should have, but description yes, it is.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
I did like when you said earlier that this restaurant
where supposedly hot food was delivered to deliver hot drinks
is too tall an order.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It is? It is? It is.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
I mean, I get onto a train and secure a
seat that I've rightfully paid for and am entitled senior
citizens of having panic attacks into the middle of the night,
and I'm the monster.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So yeah, how many are?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You can see where I'm going? And I will.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
There are times these days where I think about it
and I wonder where they are and how they're doing,
because I may have slipped them ache.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But it also worked both ways.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
If we only decaf and they wanted a cup of coffee,
that's fine, that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
They need.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
That is even worse.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
What's with this coffee?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Don't want coffee? They want coffee.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I feel like effect that one one.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It has a little bit of a redeeming quality about.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
It to a bar.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
If I went to a bar and I ordered a
cocktail and I was served a mocktail, I would be devastated.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I would be devastated.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But what but what if you had the same experience
as the cocktail You didn't even realize you did, you.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Were none the wise.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Let's say that's that last speakeasy wenty we're all mocktails
and you didn't you just found out right now, you'd
be fine because it's already over. You're here, you experienced it,
you live the life, you live the joy you received it,
and you're good.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But I'm saying, oh nice, I think I would have
been not stumbling out of said speakeasy, and it would
have been very confusing.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, as Kaylon said, the placebo effect is more powerful
than you think. But but I see what you're saying.
I think it's I think comparing it to alcohol is
a little bit of a stretch. But I see what
you're saying. And look, I'm not saying I was alcohol.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I was not saying I was. I'm not saying I'm right.
I'm not saying I'm proud of it.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It was Okay, what should I do?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Give me my three cups of coffee? Right now?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You go to confession and say, forgive me, father, for
I have sinned. It has been since I worked at
TGI fuck use, since my last confession. And what I
did was I fed people who wanted coffee decaf, and
I fed people who wanted decaf coffee. And the priest
is going to he's gonna see and in between.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That way I sound like a monster.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
He's gonna say, my son, are you sorry for these sins?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Chris?
Speaker 9 (09:24):
When you put it that way, he literally just repeated
back to you things you've said in the last four minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, but the way his voice sounds, it just makes
it sound so much more diabolical.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And then I'll tell you to say a helm Hail
Mary and and repent. You'll probably get a load of prayers,
though they'll probably be you know, probably gotta say like three.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Or fathers ten Hail Mary's, and why.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Don't we do this?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Then I think you should say a whole rosary for that, okay,
and an act of contrition.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I've said, have rosary, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
That's a lot of time, bro, Really, that's a punishment
that's a fucking punishment of times.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Here's what we'll do, I think, because look, yeah, I
did confess to you guys. I know I'm not in church,
but I am willing to do a penance that is
equal to what the sin that I've committed to sort
of wash it out. So if you think of anything,
or for any of the listeners think of anything, please
let me know.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Get me say when when this episode ends and you're
getting ready to just go to bed tonight, go drink
a full cup of.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
I mean, I'm not even because the sin you have
committed is potentially murder.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I wow, and take a handful of you blind.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
It's potentially.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
I mean, look, there's not a zero percent chance that
you ended a senior citizen's life early.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I want to add on to what Caitlin said, not
only should you have a big cup of coffee right
before you go to bed, but tomorrow morning, when you
haven't slept all night and all you want is a
cup of coffee, you're drinking decaff baby. Yeah, for five days.
You gotta do this for five days, for an entire
work week.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
This was a means that probably means you're going to
the store tonight, because I don't know any monsters decaff
of the crew.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
We have none here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, well, I'll consider it if that's that's what make
it fair.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
But drinking decaf coffee tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
How many times did you do this, Chris?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
How many times a cup of coffee tonight?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
You forgot?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
You can't even count it.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You can count it on two fingers.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
You can't even count it on two fingers.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Compared to the culture that was there.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
You just keep using the same two fingers.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
That doesn't That doesn't alleviate your sins here, Okay.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
And then I will say this just to give Chris
a little buffer here, as someone that worked in a
coffee bean, I wouldn't ever fill up a if they
were to coffee, would never fill a decalf or the
other way around. But if we did run out of
the regular coffee and I was almost done with that
poor I would add a little and there's a new
decaf ready to go.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I'd add a little decalf to that coffee, just to
top it off. I made a couple of fifty.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
That's not that's not an awful awful thing.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
But someone would like they'd ask for coffee I'd give
him full decaf and they'd come back and be pissed.
So I never gave him a full one, but I
definitely topped a couple of coffees off with decaf.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
That's for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You should say an active congression. Yeah, so it'd be
all right. Maybe so maybe you won't go to hell.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Maybe maybe you won't maybe hell, but why take a
chance there.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
There was a bit I pitched on the Krolla show.
I want to call it Corolla Confessions, whatever it was,
but we did it to where people call in with
their worst sin and then Adam would come up with
a penance.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
We did it once.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
We played it once, and I remember a guy called
in and it was like the most horrific thing he said.
He said, I got a girl pregnant and I know
it's my it, but she thinks it's the other guy's kid.
And I'm just watching him grow up on Facebook. And
I was like, this is this is the worst thing
I've ever done, Like I can't and he was like weirdly,
(13:11):
like gloated.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
That's what they call good radio.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I couldn't believe it. And I think about that a
lot more than the coffee stuff. To be honest, it's
just like wow, So.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Well, maybe split the time.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You know, next time you're thinking of that, think about
how you endangered a lot of senior citizens' lives and
possibly killed one or two.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, you know, Gary, I highly doubt I ended.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
I've got I've got to be honest, Chris, I highly
doubt it too. But there's not a zero percent chance.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
They can't have a regular cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Do you know what medication they were on?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I was.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
All right, because a lot of people order things very
specifically based on allergies or ways things will interact with
their medication, so.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
You know, and they put their life and health in
the hands of a sixteen year old Filipino waiter.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So where does this Where does this rank on just
my worst sins? I have Christmas crashing? M h, I
mean that that was my number one for a long time.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
I just want to sit back and relax here while
Chris lists off all of his sins, keep going pout
what else you got?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I I guess it's not really a sin. But just
when I threw soup at my best friend.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, oh, you guys smashed each other sandwiches there's a
different kind of place and how it wasn't that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It wasn't that hot.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I was just in a bad place and it was
in a hotel hallway and we're fighting and I literally
just took like a soup that someone left out as
they're leftovers from room service, and I just chucked it
at him. And I felt really terrible. I was I
had a bad girlfriend at the time that she got
in my head and was like, you need to gave
that one. You need to defend my honor, and I
(15:12):
chose the wrong person to back.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I don't know about you, guys, but I'm like, dude,
that's good. You gotta you got to search the hallway
for weapons and you found one in a bull of soup.
That's that's using your surroundings in a possibly dangerous.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Let's compare. Am I more like John Wick or Jason Bourne?
Keep going with you? No, No, this is a bunch
more fun game.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Keep going with one or the other.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I mean Jason Bourne, Jason Bourne, I utilize this environment
a little more, I think.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I mean John Wick kind of does that too. What
about Console we didn't even see it or Ethan Hawke too.
I mean, yeah, let's figure out which action.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Movie star that I most resemble in my skills.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
No, we're not going to turn this into like comparing
Chris the cool people. Just where it's going. That's kind
of where this is.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
I've seen a lot of action heroes take hot soup
and throw it on their opponents. I'm sure example ever
since Thomas Jane does that, that rushing.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Up with them.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, history of violence he.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Did it was they're called superheroes.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
See, that's why we do this, Matt.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Ye for me, me letting Gary uh sit in that
that seat on the train and not give up his
seat for the people, I mean, that was pretty bad
of me for me to just allow it.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
You know why, Gary, Gary? He wanted Gary. Chris had
coffee ready for them, and he was going to deliver
the caffeinated coffee that would have killed them.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
We gotta stop seeing that on air. You cannot.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Did you done at the Macaroni Grill between January and
fousand and nine exactly?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh my god, this could I'm getting slightly nervous now.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Either way. It's not something I'm proud of.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
And uh yeah, I'll think of something to make it
make it fair, make it right.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
In this world.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
All right, so I'll accept that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Thank you as.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
By the way, the thing with your friend is not
your worst super later defense.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Very fair, that's fair.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
You affected multiple friends in another instance, as opposed to
just one and not.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And both both were still hitting the face with something.
The also in the soul.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I know more than that. So Valentine's state just passed.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I what smooth transition.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, let's get into love. I want to talking of love. Great,
let's go, baby, let's change it up a little bit.
Let's bring some love into here. And that's a day
of love Valentine's Day. Oh you remember when you're in
grade school and you got to get cards for everybody,
pass them around, get some, get some of those weird In.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
My day, we didn't have to please everybody mantra. They
were kids who didn't get them.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Brutal.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yeah, we definitely like we're required to get one for
each person in the class, which was some bullshit.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah, but then you made sure.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
They changed out. They made that rule because the kids
like me. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. I never got them
for sucking anybody. I'd get them. Sure, you get them
all the time. Margaret and Hillary Margaret.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
These are real names too, I know they are.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
These are actual girls with the Elementary Nancy.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
They are real names, Chris, they are real names.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Those are actual names that exist. Yeah, and you get
those like candy hearts that are really just thickened necko wafers.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
But I mean, Kaylin and I are right back there.
Oh yeah, you guys are you guys must be doing
that again? Huh, right back at it? Yeah, yeah, let's
speak clear. I don't. I can't speak for Kaylin, but
I'm not actually doing it.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, I'm not doing Yeah, I'm they do it. They
do stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
But you keeping tab on?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
You don't get a Valentine's gift for your daughters?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, we do.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
But we're talking about getting all the cards for all
the people in the class.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
My wife heard you. She's better at that than me.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Kaylen, are you keeping tabs on all the boys in
your daughter's class?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I feel like.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
There's class that's getting a little getting I'm hearing a
little bit too much about this boy.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh okay, have you have you considered big Daddy in
them skin?
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
No, I think it's all right.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
You gotta do a den of thieves on them.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, bring all your criminal bring us all into the garage.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh, I haven't seen n FIE's but I like this.
I kind of see where it's going, so count me
in too. I haven't seen the movie, so I might
ruin it the way Kalon ruin the Flying V photo.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Well, it just it has to do with hand trauma.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So oh, never mind, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Well anyway, So speaking of trauma, So Valentine's Day was
on Friday, and and I was at home with Jenny
and we have the kids sleeping. It's like, what do
you want to do. Let's watch a movie. Let's just
sit back, Let's just hang watch a movie. I'll make
some popcorn. Let's just cuddle up on the couch like.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We used to.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
And so romantic it is, you know, just like let's
just din the lights and just have time for ourselves.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Get some drake on, Yeah, just drink.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh maybe.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
I said, I can't wait to hear what movie he
put on to really set the mood.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Well, I'm trying to. So I didn't know what to watch.
But then I want to watch something. I want to
watch something with some romance, and it just you know,
keep let's keep this energy, this mood alive. And then
I was like, oh, you know, Matt fond Deler told
me of a really romantic movie that may be in
the lead for Best Picture, so so I suggested. I
(21:20):
was like, yeah, so I rented a Nora and I
told you, like, yeah, I heard this movie is great.
It's it's the front runner for Best Picture. It's like
you I heard it's like pretty Woman. You like pretty Woman?
This is gonna let's just.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Let's where'd you hear it's like pretty Woman.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It was based off of Matt's one sentence log line
that he gave me last week.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I just literally read the IMDb log line.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
And it sounded just like pretty Woman. The log line
is an oligark hires a sex worker to live with it.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
It's just a pretty it's.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
A lot pretty woman, jen.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So uh so we cut it up on the couch
and I was like, I literally told him, like, I'm
gonna put let's watch them a little romantic and like
even the the genre when you rent it's like comedy, romantic,
romance movie, whatever, So let's do it. And Okay, I'm
gonna spoil just the first I don't know, twenty seconds
(22:20):
of the movie. But it's just straight up tatties everywhere
in a strip club and is just looking at me
like what I'm like, I'm gonna kill Math.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's all I thought, I gonna kill Matt. What is
what is happening?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
And and this isn't really a spoiler if if you're
gonna watch it anyway, But there's.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
A lot of that.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
There's a lot there's a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Of there's a lot of there's a lot of and
there's a lot of sex in this movie. It's like
it's it's quite a lot. And I guess that's what
this director is known for. It's kind of these these like.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
One of my friends said to me about this movie,
if you want to see a lot of butthole, this
is the film for you.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, so imagine. So we're yeah, it doesn't and and
it didn't.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
So you guys watched the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh we watched the whole thing because all right, yeah,
I mean it's it's a good movie. It's a good movie,
but I mean it's not really the it's not really
the kind that you're looking to watch on a cozy
Valentine's Day. But for the whole time, I'm just like,
what is this? What did Matt just recommend me?
Speaker 7 (23:28):
And to be clear, I did not recommend you put
that on On Valentine's Day. I brought it up. And
did you watch the scenes of video game acting? And
did you not see how horrible the video game acting was?
There's a guy he's playing video games completely wrong in
this movie.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
There's nothing to do with the plot, but it is.
It was distracting me.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Is it all in the controller or his facial?
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Gary?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Look at Gary? You see what Gary's do right now?
Nobody would do that. You saw that, Chris right, tell
me you saw that? And then you paused the movie
and told Jen, like that Leo Pick could just start
porting at the TV.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
That that's actually really similar. So I look over I
see it happen. I look over at Jen, whose mouth
is still a gape, just at the craziness of this
choice movie choice that that I've chosen.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
And I did. I did like the Leo meme where
I'm like, oh, that's the scene we're Matt.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Wait, Matt, It's like yeah, And then and then I
was watching it though about the way he was holding
the control, and I thought he did a good job.
It didn't even bottom. It didn't even bother me. And
you know, you want to know what Matt Helmie looked
like a gamer? He just looked like a gamer.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
So now I'm gonna have to watch this movie.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
You should watch it on maybe on Amy's birthday or
just something where you should check it out. I let
her know that choosing this movie for her. But yeah,
I was, we're in all honesty, We're just cracking.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Up the whole time.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I just how horrible, how horrible of a tone it
was setting for for the night. But it was actually
a really good movie. We were laughing the whole time
and it was fun. You know, I loved it. So
but anyway, I just thought, oh, I gotta tell Matt
about how this went.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
That's really funny, because.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, not the best Valentine's Day movie, but but it was.
It was enjoyed so and Noor and I could see.
I could see what it's nominated for, all the all
the stuff. It's it's really well done. Now Dawson is
back speak transitions. Yeah so you heard him, he's here.
Uh and we did not, so we I know you
(25:29):
heard on all the podcasts that you missed.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
That I listened three times through.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Okay, so probably recited, and I don't mean to annoy
you with the repetition here, but we did not for
you why you were gone. So I just want to
give you the floor now and let you explain just
where you've been the last few weeks.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
All right, Uh, Well, Matt was semi correct when he
said that I was going to Salem, Massachusetts for a
witchcraft convention. And I don't know, I don't know how
(26:11):
you knew that, Matt, but I'm just that's just proof
that I listened to the shows.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, I thought, yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I thought yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
My mom called me a couple of weeks ago and said,
your dad's on his way out.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
You should come home now.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I'm like, all right, fucking got ready to fucking just
picked up what I could realized I'm in fucking Fresno,
and I forgot my suit like shit, and I'm thinking,
you know, there's going to be a funeral real quick.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
We'll get to that bury the lead.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
My dad died last Friday night, and so my mom
and I were able to like spend shit. We were
there for fifteen hours a day for like the last
three days of his life.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
And you know, he'd come.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Out of it every now and then, and he was
never lucid ever again. But they said he could hear us.
So we said our goodbyes and ship and then and
they said, you know, he won't die. He won't die
while you're here, So it's going to happen, you know.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
When.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
When you're not.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And so, like I got home Wednesday, and then Saturday morning,
two am.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Phone rings. I get that's it.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
My mom answered the bone the rest home, the the
small residential care place he was at.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Gary. I missed it, dude. That's good. Sorry, that's pretty
good though.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So we go down there like fucking like, I'm my
heck all right, Like we had just me and my
mom went to bet around midnight, and like I heard
the phone ring, and so I come all the way
downstairs and she's on the phone.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I'm like, okay, So it's it's just strange, man.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Then we're at this, We're at from two o'clock in
the morning to like nine o'clock in the morning. We're
at the residential homes, in my dad's room with my
dad's body fucking right there, waiting for the funeral people
to come and pick them up. And apparently it had
(28:42):
a difficult pick up his last one.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
It took a lot longer. I didn't ask any questions.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Guy's job is picking up dead bodies. Yeah, the last
one was really bad. Well you know what, dude, They're
all probably pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Yeah, so I don't really want to know about the
one that was more.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Bad, Yeah, Jesus, I yeah, it's I'm sure there's plenty
of stories that could Yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:13):
Yeah, So anyway, a better bedside manner if that's your job, sir.
Like I get everyone needs camaraderie, but like these people
don't want to hear about the last one.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Fucking anybody else getting allergies all of a sudden in
your late age, my brother said to me. My brother
said to me over the week, He's like, fucking dude, Michael,
you are Portuguese and and shit just gets fucked up
for Portuguese man when we get old, Like Jesus, man,
I know I'm getting ugly, but do I have to
(29:47):
get allergies all of a sudden?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I didn't know you're Portuguese.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, you're not getting You're not getting ugly.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Ugly, and Matt, you manage really bad allergies too, I
mean he's allergies out of anybody.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Never had allergies the last three years or yeah, you know,
but it's been a minute. It's like halfway between a
cough and a sneeze, and it's the strangest fucking hay
fever feeling a porte of sneeze yep, yep, Portuguese sneeze
(30:20):
even coming Gary some bold so uh So, Anyway, then
it took you know, my brother stayed home for a week,
and my niece came out and and.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
It was nice.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
We just took care of my mom and you know,
helped set up a funeral arrangement. I guess a lot
of people are dying these days because I said, take
three weeks to bury my dad, like I thought it was,
you know, like fucking seven days you're in the ground.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh yeah, yeah than that.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
I thought Catholics were that were that way too.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's like now, when whenever we can fit you in
the church is when you can bury your father.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
So I came back home this weekend, and then I'm going.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Back on Thursday right after work, and I'm gonna just
stay with my mom for another ten days. And you know,
it's just it's I was. It's strange of course, not
having a father and I know, you know, three of
you guys have your dad's Chris, you got some fucked
(31:39):
up ship with your dad. Oh, I don't know. I mean,
it's just strange. It's just it's weird.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
It's a weird feeling. Yeah, it's absolutely a weird feeling.
But yeah, you know, obviously you know we were here
for you man, and you know it's it's definitely not
something you want to hear happened to to anybody, you know,
but it does happen.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And yeah, I mean it's it's it's a lot are
you Are you dealing with a lot of.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Like the service stuff too, or is that you know?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Thankfully, my mom the way she deals with grief and
stuff is she gets busy, so she's really doing all
of that ship and just keeping her mind on that.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And all I'm doing is supporting my mom.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Okay, if she tells me, you know, when she tells me,
I need you to find this cater to get this number.
Go to Safeway, see how much their meat their meat
trays costs. Yeah, you know, stuff like that. I mean,
I'm I'm helping, but I'm I'm ah she's the general.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Uh, and I'm just I'm just doing doing what I'm told.
But you know, the funerals next Wednesday, and there's.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
A lot to it. I had asked a couple of
my friends to be Paul Bears and you know, it's
it's just.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
It's it's in the in the truest sense.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Of the of of the uh wish. At least he's
not suffering anymore.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, last eight months of his life were fucking not
worth living for him. You know, he didn't know where
he was. He woke up every day was a groundhog day.
He woke up when he was lucid. He woke up
thinking either he abandoned his family or his family abandoned him.
(33:35):
That was the beginning of every day when he was
awake for eight fucking months. What the fuck is happening?
Where the fuck am I? Yeah, So, dude, I'm just
glad it's over, and I'm I'm hoping that I'm I'm
I'm excited.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
I'm I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
For my mom to be able to do whatever the
fuck she wants to do now.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Yeah, So, well, dude, I know we're repeating because you
definitely listened three times but we did tell everyone, you know,
over the course of the time you were going to
send you positivity and love, so I hope, I hope a.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Lot they did, and I really appreciate it, and thanks everybody.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good good man.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Well look, we're obviously all here for you and uh,
extremely sympathetic, but it sounds like you have about the
best outlook that one could really hope for given everything
you've been through.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
So yeah, we love you, dude, Thank you. Do you
believe in heaven?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
That pause? Man, that pause, I better go to confession.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, I think I don't know what I believe.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Dude, all right, I think there's an afterlife.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I don't. I don't. I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I don't know what I believe either. I hope there
is one. I like to believe there is one, but
I do. I did have this thought not that long
ago when I was looking at my kid, like you
have this like when you cry or when you're like
when you're upset, you have the same face that my
grandma has. And and then they're just like things that like oh,
and like that just through the stories we tell and
(35:04):
through the you know, the the you know, through you
and the work that you do, like, your dad lives
on in so many different ways. So you know, people
can find this podcast one hundred years from now and
you're talking about your dad and he lives on that way.
So it's it's just kind of interesting how we just
through our physical being. It's it's a lot different than
just how I guess the ore. I don't know what
(35:26):
what the word is, but just how our aura. If
I'm getting too heady here, let me know. But just
like how you know it's actually pronounced era is uh
is taken and absorbed in the future. So I just
I you know, you say it's which we're not having
a dad, but it's it's also you have one.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, so I understood your meaning. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
It's very well represented in the great documentary Coco.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh you should watch that.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
I think it's top five Pixar movie. That is an
amazing I mean that set.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Because that lady looks like my grandma too.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
So just yeah, my parents for the longest time, and
we got a sweet backyard and a suite set up
with a killer review and like they got an outdoor
TV and ship. But in order for you know, my
dad would only set it up in the summer and
only at certain times. And he died two days before
(36:27):
the super Bowl. And I went to my mom and
I said, hey, Mom, can I set up the TV outside?
She's like, yeah, I go for it. And I'm like, wow,
do you see what happened there? I asked if I
could do something? And you said, yeah, what if that
was our life?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So it's there.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
There's funny things like that, and uh and yeah, awkold
be funny.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
So I actually I had a question for you, cause
you're still doing like comedy shows, you're still doing stand
up shows amongst all this. How is it weird or
are you able to just completely compartmentalize what's going on with.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Your Oh dude, it's yeah, No, it's it's uh.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Getting up on stage is like an escape first of all,
and then second of all, I don't know, maybe it's.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
An act. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Do you have a chunk on this yet?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I did? I did. I used to say.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
My dad growing up, he used to give me ship
about forgetting things all the fucking time, and and now
he's got dementia. I'm just saying, fucking karma is a bitch.
But no, I don't have any of my Dad's dead
jokes yet you'll know.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
You just got to follow up. No, you got it.
You just have it, Dawson.
Speaker 7 (37:58):
You say that exact same joke that you did, and
then everybody laughs. And then as soon as the laughter
dies down, Yo, but he's dead now, everybody will again,
Like I promise you, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I'm doing a show in the Bay Area on Saturday
night with my mom's coming.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah the room man.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
All right, Well, anyway, glad you're backed us, and I'm
sure you'll be coming coming in and out of the
show while all this stuff's going on. But everybody's definitely
happy to hear your voice, especially all right. So let's see,
we we have a couple more minutes left. Why not
just do a quick busting makes me feel good, and
(38:46):
then we'll we'll GTF phone get some patron action.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Going you guys down makes me feel.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Good, makes me feel.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Good, all right, And once again, these are just short
excerpts from my journal for my road trip in two
thousand and six for me and fifteen other friends bought
a school bus and took it around the country. The
way I wrote this journal, it doesn't seem like it's
(39:14):
in order anywhere which I find kind of weird.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
But is it like a three ring binder?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't know. No, it's like one of these like composition.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Okay, you just skipped forward a bunch of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I don't know what happened. Let's see here. I think
the last place we were at was Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
So now we hit Gainesville, Florida.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
You guys skipped New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, well, I think it's because of the Katrina stuff,
like we couldn't.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, the roads were just too crazy. Let me see
I can find that picture.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'll do it later. All right, So Gainesville, Florida sick mall?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So really.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Underground?
Speaker 7 (39:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
This is this is an above ground mall. I remember
it pretty clear. Then I'll tell you why a little bit.
But I just said sick mall. Not really, it's a mall.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Put.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I put some sparklers on my skateboard. That was really
fun because you put sparklers on the tail and then
you put your tail down on the on the ground.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
It it sparks as you're riding. It's pretty fun.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
These aren't like fireworks sparklers.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Uh No, I think these are the ones that yeah,
do you have to light the first or do they
do they ignite when you do?
Speaker 6 (40:27):
You right?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh, so excuse me, they were fireworks, but this was
fourth of July, so they were they were fireworks sparklers,
so I didn't even matter if you put your your
tail down or not. Let's see, two year old kids
are very cute, because we were staying with Matt Eggar's
uncle who had a two year old kid. Six, Your
six year old kids are quite annoying, so that's what.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
So somebody with the kids age two and six were like, yeah,
sixteen twenty year old boys, like, come hang it.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
It did not end there.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
We stayed at we stayed at grandma's house, We stayed
at my uncle's house, and we rolled deep and they
just basically just let us all sleep in our room
like we're animals. Twenty year old oh, I wrote, twenty
year olds wish they would have realized how great it
is to be a kid. With a bunch of two
yearlds to wish they would have realized how.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Great it is to be a kid.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Longest I had the longest walk or skate of my life,
and this has been the longest five days of my
life because the bus broke down in Gainesville. So we
had to stay with Uncle Greg for five days until
God Jesus repaired Uncle Greg.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Did Uncle Greg like to play the Secret Touching game
because that would things were really weird?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Greg was a freakingsane. He took us in.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Okay, I slept.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
We slept in his attic.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
I don't know. Maybe he gave him coffee. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
The attic was like a nice attic. Wasn't like a
like a storage face.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
It sounds like a creepy place.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Uncle Greg really scary. I remember. So this is the little.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
Worse than Pee Pee Wee's play house.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
This was the first place where our our bus broke
down when we had to get it repaired, and it
took alert. Yeah, well there's gonna be spoilers hitting around,
but uh yes. We stayed with Uncle Greg and the
only place that was around him was the Gainesville mall,
which we went to every day, and we played a
game called Mall Rats, and we we played that back
(42:23):
home too. We just called it that and we hung
out there and we called it a game, but really
just loitering at a mall for as long as we
can and like in different grooves. Then we come up
to each other and uh and and meet up and
basically just kind of just walk them all.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
So we did fake fights.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
But then you break out and dance.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
You guys didn't pull out one of those what's that
fucking game you guys play in Long Beach fugitive?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
No, yeah, you didn't do a little few.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
We should have. I know, we didn't think about it.
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
So yeah, the bus broke down, but uh, and we
had Fourth of July there. I remember Jason, my friend
Jason skitched, which is when you're on a skateboard and
you hold on the back of a car and he
did it to the back of a pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
And uh, like Marty McFly, like Marty McFly.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, and the truck took a sharp turn and he
went flying and just totally scraped his entire side because
he was also shirtless at the time.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Sparklers on it.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
I don't know, we were we're being We're just being
crazy kids. But a lot we spent a lot of
time in in Gainesville, Florida, and yeah, we went to
uh we went to a club out there too, because
there was like a college night there. And I remember
we took Uncle Greg's car and we all of us
didn't go, just most of us and me and two
(43:44):
other guys had to ride in the trunk of this sedan.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
And I just remember.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Just how awful that was and terrifying, and you just
felt so.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Uncle Greg put you in the trunk before he put
you in the attic.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Do I follow that?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
That's right?
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Okay to normal.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Just bed and breath, breakfast. Ever, it's Uncle Greg's trunk
an attic.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Let me remind.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Everybody Uncle Greig is the sad he took us in.
And uh, but yeah, I just remember Gainsville, Florida. We
spent way too much time there and uh, and just
hung out the mall and just made friends with everybody
around town in the mall, and that's where I first
saw my first dead armadillo.
Speaker 7 (44:20):
And I thought you were gonna say that's where you
saw your first dead arm and I thought, wow, there
was a lot going on in that attic.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Now, just walking to the mall, I remember seeing a
dead armadillo like roadkill, and that is also ingrained in
my brain. But yeah, a lot of time in Gainesville, Florida,
But you know.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Never forget my first dead armadillo.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
You really do.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I closed my eyes and I just see them dillo perfectly.
So anyway, that was That was the Gainesville entry, which
is weird because it's the shortest entry and I was
there the longest. Oh wait, no, I wrote here the
club in Gainesville required collared shirt, pant pants, dress, and
dress shoes, which not all all of us had, So
(45:00):
the bouncer was a douche.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
If someone in the trunk didn't have their collared shirt
and dress shoes.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, and and oh oh god. So there were eleven
guys in this car. Three were in the trunk blown car,
and I wrote, I wish I would have grown more
because that probably would have been picked for trunk. So
(45:27):
there you go. I have no comment. You did it
to yourself.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Hey, I wrote that myself. It's fine. No, it was
a joke.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
So anyway, does busting makes you feel good? Gainsville editionlesson
makes me feel good?
Speaker 8 (45:42):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Now it's time for us to go around the horn
and get our plugs in, and then we'll GTF phone
records and patreons. So I will start all the way
in Austin, Texas. Mister Matt Fondelier. What can we plug
for you, good sir?
Speaker 7 (45:54):
Oh well, you could check out episodes of Killer Relationship
on Peacock. I produced season three, episode four, and episode twelve.
I think one of them is called Body in the
Bayou and I know it's written down somewhere.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
It's written down somewhere.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
But uh yeah, check that out and also check out
our Patreon. We're going to be doing a new movie
club soon, which Gary I think is going to be announcing.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Alrighty, step on my plug I'll do.
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Oh wait, sorry, you're you're worried about fucking your plug up.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Sorry guys, Uh real quick. I found one more games
will entry. It's just like two senses.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
But if the music makes me feel good.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
So at the mall, I went to a store called
Buckle with Nardo and we met I would love you know,
you've met Nardo plenty of times.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
That's my favorite guy.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
And we met some super nice girls at Buckle and
they worked there and told us about Club x S,
which is the club we went to, and so we
I forgot about this, but we got there and they
actually kicked us out due to dress code. Oh wait, sorry,
they didn't let us in. So they didn't let us
in because so we drove all the way there in
(47:13):
eleven man car and we weren't let in because of
the dress code.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (47:18):
Makes me feel good why we got that in there?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Sorry, I had to had to clear things up, all right, Uh, Calen,
can we plug for you?
Speaker 8 (47:31):
I wanted to give a shout out to the fan
that heard me plug Tropic Thunder last week and decided
to go and watch the movie afterwards, So uh yeah,
I restored my faith in the plugs a little bit.
So uh, head on over to Just Falling About and
check that out too on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah. Oh man, I'm sorry. Man, we didn't get to
all the comments where they confirmed I.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
Noticed that, I noticed stretching it out.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Realized, Oh no, that really bums me out. I'm really
sad about that. Oh well, Carrie, what can we.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Play for you?
Speaker 9 (48:04):
Well, I would like to plug our patreon on patreon
dot com slash water Cooler. We do meetups, we do
movie clubs, extra episodes, and I am going to be
taking over. I know it's not my turn for the
people who are vigilant in keeping track of this, but
Dawson has some stuff going on. So he's not gonna
be able to make it to the next movie club.
(48:24):
So he and I are going to swap places for
this one, and obviously it's gonna be Rush Hour three.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
I was like, I just got I.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Haven't actually seen it.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Look, it's it was a funny.
Speaker 9 (48:39):
It's funny for this, but then we have to sit
through and do another Rush Hour movie, which just it's
tough to do back to back. So in reality, I'm
going to pick a movie that I expect to be controversial. Uh,
it is twenty three years old at this point, but
it is a movie that I absolutely love, and.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I'm going to guess.
Speaker 9 (48:59):
I'm gonna put the over on on a number of
guys who have seen this at one and I'm thinking
very specifically of you, mister Fondelier. You may have seen
this alright, the two thousand and two film Some of
All Fears.
Speaker 7 (49:11):
Oh, all right, definitely saw that in theaters. Yes, I
had to watch it again.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Me too.
Speaker 9 (49:17):
It's Ben Affleck's soul entry as Jack Ryan, So I
enjoyed Jack. It's a Jack Ryan movie. It's Ben Afflex
only Jack Ryan movie.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
So yeah, Samuel Jackson, right, isn't he also in the
is that Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yes, I think Samuel No.
Speaker 9 (49:33):
I think it's Morgan Freeman who's also Oh.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I really wish you didn't tell Caitlin that and he
would have watched it and just been so confused, like
why is this character named Jack Ryan? Also alrighty, well,
I haven't seen it, so yeah, he might be right
on the line there, Gary.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I have not seen it, right, Yeah, figured it out.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Also, Sorry, I'm just keep landing in this journal. So
at in Florida, we had to get a new transmission,
a new break bad so that was what that was
what was wrong with the bus. So we had tokay
to replace the transmission.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
All right, Dawson, So do.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
Yo U.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
Jesus, I think I'm gonna sneeze anyway.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Before I do, I'm doing a fucking twenty minute set, uh,
Saturday night in Sassoon City, California. Sassoon City is near
Fairfield and they play fair up there in northern California.
Saturday night. It's at Los Angeles. But if you're in
(50:39):
the Bay Area and you're looking for something to do
and you want to.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Do this, well, this is something to.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Do, all right, Go to the housing endorsement.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, and uh yeah, definitely go see go see Dawson live,
bark at him. You know what you get and uh,
all right and everyone got their pugs by mere right yep. Okay, Well,
first off, I just want to show you this picture
if you can see it. Uh, that is the Yeah,
those are the water. That's the water. And there's just
like walking on the concrete as Katrina just destroyed this
(51:15):
this overpass and just all water underneath. Let's see here
as I'm playing, I'm playing live.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
For plug in.
Speaker 6 (51:29):
God damn it not so easy, is it? Getting all
the information outright?
Speaker 9 (51:35):
If only there was something repeatable that you can do
every week and then the people can go there and
find the new information.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
It's constantly updating.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Go to go to parks and Hunington Beach. Last day
of February, so the twenty eighth, the twenty eighth of February,
and uh and I will be I will be.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
There that night playing music. So there you go.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Thanks again for February for listening, Thanks again for tuning in.
We appreciate you, we love you, and I will see
you for be trend and appreciate you. I
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