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April 10, 2025 9 mins
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Pairing: Kirishima Eijirou x Bakugou Katsuki, Fandom: MHA, Rating GSummary: "KrBk asking the worm question has so many flavours...(Might expand on this again someday! but it's a cute drabble)
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Kirishima has puppy dog eyes that have worked without fail since they were 16 and he asks if Katsuki still loves him and he gets an exasperated but fond yes and Kirishima thinks he can maybe cute his way into good graces and asks if he’d still love him if he was a worm and Katsuki without missing a beat says “I’d love you more if you were a worm” and Kirishima drops to the floor clutching his heart in feigned agony"
 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi everybody, and welcome back to Therapized Tobacca Goos podfix.
I as every month, did my poll last month for
the new month's first public podfix, and we had a
fifty to fifty split on the vote between back to Me,

(00:22):
which is a carrybacuck, and would you still love Me
if I was a worm, which is a carreabac of pick.
My original plan, because it's fifty to fifty, was to
record them both back to back and release them both
today as like the sitch. However, I chronic illness is

(00:43):
chronically illnessing, so I don't think I can do that today.
But I can do one, and that just means the
next one will be the next one and then we
will see about what the other one is. So this
basically just means that instead of getting one fick that
is voted for on Patreon, you're getting two. I cannot

(01:06):
guarantee that if you split the vote on the Patreon
again that that'll happen again, but it just seemed fair
to me this time, and they're not terribly long, so
in future I might do like a tiebreaker vote instead,
but I thought that this would be fine. So both
of those fixs will be recorded this month, and then

(01:28):
I'll I'll figure out if I'm going to do another
Adventures of a Riot chapter or if I'm going to
do a Pearl Diver chapter. Also, a Patreon perk is
I tell everybody on Patreon and ahead of time, which
I'm going to tell them today what the entire lineup
for the month is, so you know, perks, perks that

(01:50):
you can have on the benefactor tier of my Patreon.
Why is everything covered in dust? Jesus? You also might
be enjoying the new sound Still, I'm very excited about
this new interface and microphone and stuff. I think it
sounds so much cleaner, so much better, and it's more comfortable.

(02:10):
So today we're doing would you still Love Me If
I was a worm? Which is a short one, but
again I think that's fine. I still have to muster
up the power. The power, the power, No, the strength,
the power? Why the fuck? The strength to shower? Oh

(02:31):
my god, well said I have to muster up the
power to shower. Well, if it were a superpower and
I could just you know, boom showered, that would actually
be quite nice. I'm so tired. You have no idea.
So here here we here we go. This is an

(02:52):
old one. It's a little drabble, but I love it.
I think it's it's very sweet, very cute. So let's
see it is Kiribaku. Like I said, the tags are fluff,
domestic fluff, tender, free form. This is so so tender,
endearing idiots kiribaku through the years. Would you still love

(03:12):
me if I was a worm? Travel so summary Kiribaku
asking the warm question has so many flavors. Might expand
upon this again someday, but it's a cute, dravel little excerpt.
Kiashima has puppy dog eyes that have worked without fail
since they were sixteen, and he asks if Kosky still

(03:33):
loves him, and he gets an exasperated but fond yes,
And Kishima thinks he can maybe cute his way into
good graces and asks if he'd still love him if
he was a worm, and Katski, without missing a beat, says,
I'd love you more if you were a warm and
Kiashima drops to the floor, clutching his heart in feigned agony.
Here we go, Would you still love me if I

(03:56):
was a worm? Kiribaku, Would you still love me if
I was a worm? As so many flavors. Are they
seventeen and not dating yet? And Mina was talking about
the meme and a hangout and now Kotski can't stop
thinking about it, and he can't figure out how to
ask Kiroshima, who's laying next to him, so what if
they share about huh? And he's absolutely agonizing over it,

(04:17):
and Karashima just pops his lips and scares the shit
out of Katski by going, I think if we were worms,
we'd still be like this, and Kotski manages a grunt
of affirmation and will now spend the next nine hundred
and ninety nine minutes agonizing over what the fuck that means?
Or are they in their twenties and dating? But it
hasn't been a full year yet, And Kotsky laughs at

(04:38):
the meme and shows it to Kishima and says, would
you then? And they haven't said I love you yet?
So Kiroshima is bright red but stammers out it yet, Yeah,
he'd be a super manly worm, babe, and Kotski can't
stop laughing with amusement at his red face and joy
at his response, and because what the hell is a
manly worm? You dingis I love you too? Or are

(04:59):
they fifty too and married for twenty five years already?
And Kiroshima forgot to put the laundry away and the
cat got into the basket, and Katski is passive aggressively
rolling every piece of clothing that they own, and Kiarashima's
puppy dog eyes that have worked without fail since they
were sixteen, and he asks Kotsky if he still loves him,

(05:20):
and he gets an exasperated but fond gas and Kiroshima
thinks maybe he can cute his way into good graces
and asks if he'd still love him if he was
a worm, and Katski, without missing a beat, says, I'd
love you more if you were a worm, and Kiroshima
drops to the floor, clutching his heart in feigned agony,
until Kotsky throws a sock at him that flips onto

(05:41):
his face and he leaves it there, moaning under the fabric,
and Kotski throws another and another until he is also
on the floor and laughing with his soft covered husband
and kissing through laundry and forgetting to be cross end
of travel notes. This has the same vibe as might
drabble any of it dbah to just love fall and

(06:02):
tender silly Kiri Paku. This also comes from the fact,
by the way that I asked my best friend. I
asked my best friend if he still love me if
I was a worm, and he told me he would
love me more if I was a worm. So I'm
just sharing. I'm just sharing the experience. So there you go.
I think that's that's the trouble. It's a very short one.

(06:24):
It's very little. Hmm. I don't want to overpromise because
I'm like, what if I say, I'm like, Okay, maybe
that wasn't so bad. Maybe I'm not doing too too bad.
Maybe if I rest a little bit, maybe I can
still the other recording today, And I'm like, don't do that.
Don't do that. First of all, I don't have to
tell you guys if I can do it or not,
you know, like, if I'm not sure I could, just

(06:45):
you know maybe you know, sometimes I just surprise you guys,
and you guys seem to like that. So I think
I think that that would be fine. But I'm not
gonna say that I can or will for sure today
because I fucking don't feel well. And you know you're
post to rest. I'm trying to scool. I'm literally scrolling
right now to see if I can find back to

(07:06):
me to be like how long is it? How long
is it? Three? K? Huh? I don't know about this.
Oh and it's mortifying. Well, that's lovely. I forgot. I
forgot that this VIC is based on something embarrassing that
I almost did. That's yeah, that's me. I hope you

(07:34):
guys are having a good April so far. It's already
April tenth. The month is going by so fast. I
feel like it's basically February, you know, because it's a
short month. I feel I feel like April needs to
slow the fuck down. But I always feel that way
when I've had like a bit of a chronic illness
flare and you know, lost basically a week of time.

(07:55):
Well lost is you know, basing this on a through
line of product activity, which is not what life is about,
you know, and we could all do well to remember that.
So I hope you're having a good time in April
so far. I hope you are all resting as you need.
I will rest. Also, I'm not recording anything else today.

(08:16):
I do not feel well, but I will be back
recording shortly, and I'm going to release the lineup for
this month's fix on the Patreon and the Benefactor Tier
in a few when I upload this, and I hope
everybody enjoys. I'm very excited about recording the Patreon exclusive

(08:37):
fixed this month as well, and I have, by the way,
many a one shot so close to being finished and
coming out slash updates, so hopefully I get to finish
those sooner rather than later we can all enjoy them
sooner rather than later. And that also gives me even
more stuff to record, because I always get so excited
about wanting to like rush to record something that I've

(08:59):
just released. So there we go. I will see you
guys next episode. Bye.
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