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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Janet, I must say we are both so proud of you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So proud.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Thanks. It's so brave what you're doing. Carry the strength, Mum, Dad,
I think you should get going.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
We'll be thinking of you.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Two pairs of jeans, two long sleeve shirts, two bars
of chocolate.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
We'd like to ask anyone who is not traveling on
this service to please disembark the meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You will call us.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm going for three days. Yes, but we worry our phone.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
All right, goodbye darling and be careful, get.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Going, will you?
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Goodbye?
Speaker 8 (00:50):
Angel?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Goodbye?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Goodbye Janet?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (00:54):
What time will you call?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
In case we go out?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Three T shirts, five pairs of knickers, five pairs of socks,
two bars of chocolates.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Brazil plastics trading anyone?
Speaker 10 (01:10):
Fifty nine dollars heading so.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
And where are you going?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Mike? Get him a coat? Heading dog? Half day?
Speaker 10 (01:15):
My book's flat. I'm done. I'm gonna spend some time
with the girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
I didn't know you were seeing anyone.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (01:22):
You're a very odd man.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Leggings, scoff bras, Washburguly hat.
Speaker 9 (01:32):
You want to miss your weekends?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Coming?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And two bars of chocolate.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Here goes, there's a.
Speaker 11 (01:46):
Lot resting on our shoulders, Helen.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
This is the first of its kind in the UK.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yes, so you keep telling me, great, I'm serious.
Speaker 12 (01:52):
Singles outdoor activity weekends ten a penny Jewish singles outdoor
activity weekends never been done before. Yes, well, that's why
everything's got to be spot on, including my sister's cooking.
Speaker 11 (02:05):
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yes? Mother?
Speaker 11 (02:08):
What is this?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
This is an army hanness zip line in English?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Right, you climb up onto that platform, grab hold of
the bar and let yourself go.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
What Why would anybody want to do that?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's an activity, Helen.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, and they're going to go for all this stuff,
are they?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We had over two hundred applicants.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yes, thanks to your very ambiguous advert actively seeking someone
question mark.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It says active, yes.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
But it doesn't say activity.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
These people want to meet someone over a romantic parmblic dinner.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
Gray, not a forty foot precipice.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
This is fun, Helen, look and learn.
Speaker 11 (02:51):
How about that spectacular?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
So we all set for our welcome dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, the chickens are actively roasting as we speak.
Speaker 13 (03:03):
I'm sorry, but you were given ample warning, ample warning.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
You mumbled something over here speaker blew a whistle and
we were off ample warning.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
You're going to have to pay the full fare or
we'll have somebody meet you at the next stop.
Speaker 13 (03:15):
Sir, Oh like a taxi service, Madam, make the police.
Don't you reckn us?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Hello, this is the London Glass Gourd fourteen twenty five service.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Could you arrange for Transport police to police?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Stop it, stop it here, I'll pay Take this, it's visa.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They're all you put that away, Dad, counsel at Northampton.
The situation seems to have been rectified.
Speaker 13 (03:39):
I shall be speaking to your superior about this and
will that be single or return?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Return?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Please? It might be quite nice little adventure we get
to see where you're going.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Janet super.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
Ah, what is it?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
God?
Speaker 9 (03:59):
Yes, chicken stuffing?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's burning my eyes. How much did you put in there?
Speaker 13 (04:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's twenty a chicken twenty twenty?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
What clothes?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Bulbs?
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Not sure?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
They were very small? Did you think there's too much?
I don't worry about that.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
I can scrape it out.
Speaker 14 (04:17):
And for goodness sake, debs, dry your eyes. Your mascar
is running. You look like Ozzy Osbourne and is Cooper? Yes,
her as well.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I don't want to go.
Speaker 14 (04:26):
You're thirty four, you live with your parents and you've
never had a serious relationship.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
You have to go.
Speaker 14 (04:32):
This might be your last chance to meet somebody ever.
And put that chocolate away. It's comforting because I'm your.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Comfort and I don't give you spots, no ulcers.
Speaker 15 (04:44):
That's nice, look begs. I've been on a million of
these singles things. I'm not going to meet anybody. It's
all right for you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You're thin, you're glamorous. You you've got men chasing after
you left, right and center.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Me.
Speaker 15 (04:56):
I'm an overweight nanny from North London. Rubbish will Doon's
a North London. I don't even know why people are coming.
You've got a boyfriend.
Speaker 14 (05:05):
I'm here to support you, debs.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And to flow with anyone I might be interested in.
Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (05:11):
Have you seen this all of people that go on
these things.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Next stop Kendall Park, Kendle Park, You're next stop.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I have no idea where you're going to stay.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
We'll find somewhere.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Yes, the National Rail can foot the bill ample warning
wabblo a whistle.
Speaker 13 (05:27):
I'll give them ample.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Perhaps there's somewhere near the park where we can stay,
you know, near to where you are.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh please, no, what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It'll be lovely. We can meet for lunch, can't we, Joseph,
It'll be lovely. It'd be nice to see how you're
getting along, you know, if you've found anyone suitable.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I found somebody suitable, mum, remember, but you didn't approve.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh, let's not get into all that again.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Kendle Park. This is Kendall Park.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, this is us.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Here.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Let me help you with that.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I can manage.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I'm not ninety No, no you're not.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
I'm eighty one.
Speaker 11 (06:06):
Yes, yes, I know.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
How how do you know?
Speaker 11 (06:10):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
It says her here on your application form.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Where did you get that farm?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
You sent it to us?
Speaker 11 (06:17):
So what if I did?
Speaker 12 (06:20):
This is the men's dorm where you'll be sleeping your
first here, so you get choice of bed.
Speaker 11 (06:25):
I suppose you like the bottom bunk?
Speaker 8 (06:27):
What because I'm old, I can't climb. I'm not ninety no,
no you know I wasn't. I'll take that bottom bunk.
So verre the activities, Well, I thought you might want
to settle in. I'm settled. I'm settled. Showing me wherever
I want a canoe?
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Right here? Well follow me.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hello campers, Yeah, well I'm hello and welcome.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Welcome to Kendle Camp.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
Woo.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
My name is Helen and I'm on site cook. Whoa,
I'm the only one, so there's no danger of too
many cooks spawning the broth. Not that we're having any broth.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Right.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Well, here's the man who put this exciting event together.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
It's my very talented brother Graham.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Hi, I'm Graham Hill Camp coordinator and I'm here to
make sure everyone has the best possible time in Kendall.
Many of you will have seen the various activities as
you walked through the camp, and shortly I'll be taking
a register as to who wants to do what now,
places for some will be limited.
Speaker 14 (07:36):
So sorry, you said activities, Oh yes, yes, we've got kayaking,
rock climbing, army assault course with a zip line.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
That's where you stand. I don't know we'd be doing activities,
wed I told you so.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh yes, this is an activity we can you know?
Actively seeking someone?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Question?
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Man, I'm sorry, but I'm not doing activities.
Speaker 14 (07:56):
I've come here to be my friend who wants to
meet somebody.
Speaker 13 (08:00):
Rebecca, I guess that's you.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Then she's such an idiot.
Speaker 13 (08:03):
Well, hello, friend of the idiot. I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh sorry, I'm Deborah debs pie Pie. Please to meet you?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Can I just say the activities are compulsory, but you
will find they are.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
An excellent bonding tool.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
What say we all freshen up for dinner and I'll
have a wonder about and see who wants to do what?
Speaker 13 (08:20):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Who wants to do what?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't want to do anything?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
He said it wasn't compulsory. I mean I didn't pay
good money to run around like a stormtrooper.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
For the weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
You didn't pay anything your dad did.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
That's not the point. Who might this be?
Speaker 11 (08:33):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
This is hi.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
I'm Michael.
Speaker 14 (08:35):
Hello, Hi, I'm Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Pleased to meet you.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
Yes, you too.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
What is it that you do?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Then?
Speaker 14 (08:40):
You know for a living?
Speaker 13 (08:42):
Me?
Speaker 11 (08:42):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (08:43):
I work in the city.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
What London?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
They think me too spooky?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Weir?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Don't you think terrifying?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well you seem pretty normal?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Sorry about that?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
What brings you here?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Same with me?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I suppose?
Speaker 11 (08:55):
Sorry?
Speaker 14 (08:55):
How do you mean escorting your friend keeping a watchful eye?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No?
Speaker 13 (08:59):
Actually, I'm here to meet Is that no?
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Someone to go out with a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yeah, seriously though, Hello, Hi, I'm Graham.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Hi, I'm Janet Janet Lee.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
No no, no no, please please sit down, so anything grabby.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
If they do, they'll have made your answer.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
To Sorry, Beryl Levine, Janet's mother. This is our father, Joseph.
We only want the best for our daughter's your parents.
There was a mix up on the train.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
A mix up, she calls it a mix up.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We wanted to get her settled in.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
You know what it's like. Have you got children?
Speaker 11 (09:35):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Really, a mix up.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
What's the situation, mister, that's what it was.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
We weren't going to stay.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
We're not single, we're married. I'll see you on the
train Sunday, unless you want to head home sooner. I
don't mind Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
We'll see you someday.
Speaker 13 (09:52):
You have to leave, ever forbid two minutes with your
own daughter.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
Debbs debsy, he's coming over, Graham, bloke. Look, I'm sorry,
I'm not here to be active. And how the hell
does kayaking bring you closer to discovering your future partner,
closer to discovering death?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
More like you're very quiet.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
What's that with you?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I'm sorry, but you stink of garlic?
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Where does it say I can't do modern three activities?
Speaker 13 (10:22):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Show me where nowhere?
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Mister gruver. I just think a man of your.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Age, man of my age? I made Eve one.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
I'm not ninety.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Fine, I'll put you down for the assaut course challenge and.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
The rock climbing. Is that full up yet?
Speaker 11 (10:33):
No?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Then put me down for that too. What about the potholing?
I never did the potholing. Put me down for the potholing.
You sure sure, I'm sure, absolutely sure? You only live
once and abseiling full up? Put me down case anyone
to ups out? You want a mint?
Speaker 11 (10:50):
No?
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Thanks, No, I'm telling you you want a mint? You
stink of garlic?
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Depths you asleep a sleep debs?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Look?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I'm sorry, what are you doing eating chocolate? And don't
start death? You hit my toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You said I stunk a varlet the whole tube. I
had to be sure you ate a lot?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
And what was wrong with your toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It's not very minty? Deaths?
Speaker 14 (11:24):
Mind out the way, I'm coming down. I'm sorry about
eating your toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So what do you care how your breath smells? I
thought you weren't interested in meeting anybody.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Well, that's just.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
It down and I we split up.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm back on the scene. What he dumped me? Can
you believe that he dumped me?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Said?
Speaker 14 (11:45):
I showed no interest in him or his feelings.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Said, I was totally.
Speaker 14 (11:48):
Self obsessed, me self obsessed. So I thought to help
with him. I'm off on a single weekend. I told
him I was going, you know, just to make him jealous.
And so now i'm and I really think I like
that bloke, you know, the one you were talking to, Mick.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Mike, Mike. There's a surprise, and I can sort of
tell he likes me.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well, how can you tell? Oh, it's just.
Speaker 14 (12:12):
One of those things, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Actually you won't know.
Speaker 14 (12:17):
See, when you get a lot of attention from men,
you start to pick up the signals.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Sorry, could you keep the noise down? Please?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
What's your problem?
Speaker 9 (12:24):
It's cause I'm trying to sleep, beauty sleep? Is it
better have a long lie in love?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Can you believe that girl debs the nightbacks?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Here?
Speaker 14 (12:33):
Pross me some chocolate and bloody starving?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Good morning?
Speaker 13 (12:41):
Oh sorry, I caught you with a mouthful of corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Oh, hi, good morning. I'm so sorry Mike, isn't it Mike?
Speaker 13 (12:50):
Mick? Michael, Mickey? Do you mind if I join you?
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Please?
Speaker 13 (12:55):
Actually, Micky really winds me up. Any of the others Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Fine, I'll try and remember.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
Your guardian angels still in bed?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Who what?
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Becks?
Speaker 15 (13:04):
No, No, she's rifling through washburg seeking out toothpaste because
she's still got garlic breath.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
I'll alert all single vampires.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Morning.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
Hi, you smell minty.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
So what's happening?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
We were just having breakfast? Great, I'll join you.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
I think it's just finished.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh right, so what now activities? I guess police.
Speaker 14 (13:24):
Can you believe it actually expect us to do all
that stuff? It's insane.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oops, I've just signed us up for the potholing. Potholing?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
What's that?
Speaker 10 (13:34):
I think it's crawling through a hole on your hands
and knees?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Gross?
Speaker 14 (13:38):
Yeah right, that is so mean. I mean, these nails
won't tolerate that kind of abuse.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
So what are you going to do?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Just chill?
Speaker 10 (13:44):
No, actually, I'm down for the pothole.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
Could always borrow some gloves, I suppose, deb Do you
want to tag along?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
If you really don't mind.
Speaker 13 (13:52):
I'll see you.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
There, see you at the pothole, Mike, don't forget your gloves.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Thanks, Darren.
Speaker 14 (13:57):
Is so history wonder? What does you know for a
living in the city. I mean it is Mick, isn't it?
Speaker 15 (14:06):
H Yeah, yeah, no, I think he prefers Mickey.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
All right, everyone through, good, well, well done.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Well, you've now successfully crawled your way into one of
the many caves way.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Beneath the surface of the earth.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Look up and the lamp on your helmet will help
you pick out the awesome beauty of this spectacular Structure's breathtaking,
isn't it breathtaking?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Crawling through that hole?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's breathtaking.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
I'm shagged.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I need a coffee.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
When you think the beauty of this subterranean world was
formed over three million years ago?
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Oh boy, that's all.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Some of these caves have been subject to stacking of
waist rock known as deads above the wooden stakes known
as stemples.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
You really know, you stab, you're not really reading for
from tourist information?
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Is there not like a cave down here or something?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
And though the dead's calcify together, these stemples often rocked,
making the whole area completely unstable.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
Right?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Shall we move on?
Speaker 11 (15:13):
Move on, you know, to the next bit.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
What are you on about?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
You said the whole place was unstable.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
No, that's caves generally.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I didn't specify this one specifically.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I've got to get out.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You can't go back that way. It's uphill.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 10 (15:26):
What does it look like?
Speaker 9 (15:26):
I'm hyperventilating?
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Can you smell minty garlic?
Speaker 11 (15:31):
Mean, there's a map of the caves in here somewhere.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
It's better not take long. I'm ut climbing at six.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
There isn't going to be any rock climbing.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
We're all going to die before they are climbing.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Please relax.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
There was a map in here somewhere.
Speaker 11 (15:47):
You're here. What the hell's this? It's all lines and numbers?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Have I taken it?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Thanks?
Speaker 13 (15:55):
Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Never felt better? What's some chocolate?
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Mind?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
It's comforting, you know in times of.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Crisis, will be fine.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Best things to stay calm.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Kind of like my friend's doing.
Speaker 14 (16:09):
Oh this is insane. Look what the damp hair has
done to my hair.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
It's completely freezed. Dog? Anyone got their hair straight?
Speaker 14 (16:16):
Oh it's the big mouth from last.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Night, lazy. I'm not the woman the big mouth.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What's that supposed to be?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Practically the entire doornat? Listen to your drivel about some
bloat dumping you.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Maybe perhaps we should all settle down a bit. Noise
and vibrations can trigger movement.
Speaker 14 (16:30):
He never done me.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I've finished with him.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
Whatever.
Speaker 14 (16:33):
Don't listen to a mickey. Look, you've started me off again.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
That's the tunnel you want.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Okay, everybody follow me this way once you're in, past
the rope, through your belt, harness.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
After you lates first?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Please would you keep the flirt and go upstairs? I'm
behind schedule. Sorry, after you, sir, don't be cheeky just
because I made you one.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Okay, folks, time for a role?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Cool? Well? Cool?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Are we back in Sunday School? Let's just keep moving?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Huh? Better safe than sorry?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I'm neither right now.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Janet Levigne here, Susan Shapiro, Rebecca Davis here, Herbert Gruber,
Herbert Gruber?
Speaker 8 (17:18):
What does he want?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Just stay here?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What?
Speaker 8 (17:20):
What for?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
He knows? I'm here? What do I need to say
here for?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
He's here?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Debora here?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
What else am I gonna be? The Gaza step and
Michael Levinson here? Very good everyone's here. Okay, folks, get
ready to breathe in. We've got a sticky outbit coming up, William.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yes, you've never done this before, have you?
Speaker 7 (17:42):
What makes you say that sticky outbit?
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
No point in confusing them with technical terminology?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
And what is the technical terminology?
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Don't know?
Speaker 11 (17:52):
It's on the leaflet my pocket.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
And breathe then that's inhale.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, I did a course. I know all the
essential so you can relax, all right, all right, but
I must ask, as long as it isn't technical.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
What's a nice Jewish boy like you?
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Oh? No, no, not that all right?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Then what's the history of the formation of these potholes?
And how did the caves come to be?
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Me and Helen, we've been on a fair few of
these singles, things bridge and nights, scrabble weekends, and they're
also well inactive, sitting down the whole time. So I
thought I need to be entertained.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Why not drag a load of Jewish people through a
muddy tunnel?
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Can I finish?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
So?
Speaker 11 (18:34):
I thought an activity weekend?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
So is this going to be the first of many
new ventures?
Speaker 12 (18:39):
You've got to be kidding first and last, everyone's moaning.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
How you doing. I'm doing fine, you Yeah, I'm enjoying
the view.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Don't be rude.
Speaker 13 (18:49):
I was talking about the pothole.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
It's amazing structure.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It's a pothole.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
How come you ended up here?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Here?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Here, I don't know potholing.
Speaker 15 (19:01):
Potholes seemed like the ideal place I meant on a
singles weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
And don't be sarcastic, I'm single.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
So you've never met anyone on one of these things?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh sure, Yeah, I met loads of people. No one
I wanted to go out with, though.
Speaker 13 (19:14):
But you keep coming back.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, well it's quite therapeutic.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
I mean a lot of like minded people, no expectations,
no disappointments.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
It's comforting chocolate.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh well, what I.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Must be in the minority, then what do you mean.
I meant what I said to Rebecca.
Speaker 13 (19:35):
I am interested in meeting someone.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I gave all that up a long time ago. Yeah,
I enjoyed a single life. I can do what I want.
I can come and go as I please, no one
to answer to, no one.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
To row with.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
You make it sound so perfectly miserable.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
What about you? It's being single really so terrible?
Speaker 13 (19:52):
Completely?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Or there you go?
Speaker 10 (19:54):
I must admit my scrabbles improved Bridge second in the Wei.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I arrest my case.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Being single is not all about scrabbling bridge debs.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Nope, this internet solitible.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
There comes a time in your life, in everyone's life,
and you've got to move on.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I'm serious, So am I I'm stuck. Who's stopped back there?
Quit pulling the rope.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I'm sorry, everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I'm a bit sort of jamsy that the.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Sticky out bit.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I'm sure I can wriggle.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Through or something.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I don't believe this.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
What's going on back there?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
It's Deborah, she's stuck, so what now.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
Give it a minute.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
I'm sure she'll wriggle through.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You know, it's quite exciting all this.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Oh well, we aimed to please. We've got an avalanche
at eight.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
No, I mean, everyone together like this.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
You have been single a while, but really, I.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Was living with this bloke for about five years. Apparently
we weren't compatible.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
What he didn't have your hunger for natural or man
made disasters?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
We weren't compatible as far as my parents were concerned.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Let me guess he wasn't Jewish.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Your psychic anyway, They kept going on and on about
me meeting somebody appropriate, how I'd be happier in the
long run. They wouldn't even acknowledge him, you know. It
was like it's like I wasn't there. They found the house,
his house, he'd answer the phone and might had to
just ignore him and start talking like he was speaking
into an answering machine.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Is that when you two split up?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
No, it was when they started hand delivering brochures for
Jewish singles weekends. I miss him.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Chocolate, Oh yes, please.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So anyway, I started leaping through these leaflet things and
what this is like the third one I've been on,
and well, it's great. I guess what I'm saying is
I believe there is someone else out there for me.
There's someone out there for everyone out there in here, right,
(21:56):
I'm just saying I think you should think the same,
that's all. If you're looking for someone, I mean, I
don't know if you are, you might not be. What
I mean is I don't know what I mean. Forget it.
She got free yet? Of war?
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Janet Janet Darling Janney, Oh please, no, Janet, where are you?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It is?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
It's her.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm sorry, Graham, it's my mother. She's in the cave. Sweetheart,
Where are you, Joseph? Will you help me?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Look already I think I slipped at this coming down
the shute.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Janet job.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Look, I see footprints.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Look, boots, boots, boots, boots and stiletto's. Look they lead
to this tunnel.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yes, listen, we're nearly out. I need you to stay
where you are.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Mike.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Yeah, take the rope out of your belt buckle and
tie it round Deborah's waist, nice and tight. We're all
gonna pull you out of here in no time.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Excuse me, Debs.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I'm so sorry. Michael, I said you should have gone
on ahead.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Stay, can't want some chocolates? I'm fine, thanks.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Excuse me? Who are you?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm Michael, I'm missus Levine, Beryl Levine.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Pleased to meet your barrel. I'll shake you by the hand,
but I'm a little bit busy right now.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Have you seen our daughter Janet? Tall girl, blonde hair,
big teeth, single, Yes, I think.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
She's up front.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
I don't mean to be rude, but my friend here
is stuck. They're going to try and pull her out,
and what's going on?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh, fellow, here, Michael is tying of rope around this
young lady's waist and they're going to try and pull
her out. I think it's one of the activities. So
are you to an item?
Speaker 13 (23:48):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Look, my daughter was.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hoping to meet someone. You wouldn't know if she's met
anyone yet.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
No dead, how's that secure?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I guess thank he was with this chat, but he
wasn't appropriate.
Speaker 13 (24:03):
So what do you do me? I'm a male escort.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
That's nice busy. I'm ever so sorry about all this.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
Apologize. It's not your fault.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Everyone else got through. Okay, it's just fatty that can't
make it.
Speaker 13 (24:16):
You're not fat?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
What am I?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Then?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Big boned?
Speaker 13 (24:19):
You're great?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Don't do that. Don't pity me, do anything, but don't
do that.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
I'm not pitying you.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I'm telling you I think you're great.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
Admittedly I'd rather be telling this to your face, but
I think you're great.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
Okay, stop, you do know this is lack of oxygen
talking Joe Fellow.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
He says he's a male escort.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Very good if we can move it, please, Okay, everybody
grab a length, dig your heels and pull.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
And I'm just not shifting. It feels like my arms
are being pulled out of their sockets.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Give me for being forward, but would you like.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
A helping hand or two?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Oh god on, then.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Come on, everybody dig in and one two three.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
She's moving again and he.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
One two three once more, one two three?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
What can I say?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Thank you for what for making these delicious chocolate corn
flake cakes for every Well, it was nothing I couldn't
have made it.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
It was the least I could do after you lot
rescued me. What was I going to do with sixty
bars of chocolate anyway?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Eat them?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Hey, thank you for helping to rescue Deborah and my pleasure.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
You really are a perfect gentleman.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
I said to dev She should have signed up for
the potholing where she wouldn't listen. She's stubborn, but somehow
you found the strength to push her through. Incredible And
they haven't been for you, my best friend probably would
have died in there.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
You're very brave.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
I believe you're a single.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Well now that you mention it, Debs and I, but
we're thinking of what may be.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
Going out or something that's great.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Thanks.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
Yeah, we thought so, Yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I'd give it a go. It might be nice to
have someone to talk her back to, someone to row with.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
No, really, really great.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I'm happy for you both. Thanks, really happy.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Thanks.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
I've got a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
His name's Darren. You have to meet him.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
I'm sorry you missed out in the rock climbing her.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Don't worry. The tag of all was a nice surprise.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Excuse me, mister Hill.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sorry to interrupt.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Oh, missus Levine, I thought you'd gone.
Speaker 11 (26:57):
How's your husband?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I left Joe in casualty, see that hot poling business.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
It was all too much for him.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
He's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
But listen, I got back here just as fast as
I could. I have to ask you something.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Mister Hill.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yes, I was wondering if perhaps there was anything happening
for you, you know, on the social front. You know
you're dating, courting. What is it they say, seeing anybody?
It is just my daughter Janet. She's unattached. At the
moment she was seeing this fellair. He wasn't appropriate, And
I don't know. You seem so nice.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
Well that's very nice of you, missus Levine. But no,
I'm not seeing anyone at the moment.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Perfect where do you live.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We'll make dinner.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Stay if you like.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
There's plenty of room.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Do you eat fish?
Speaker 7 (27:38):
That's very kind, but I happened to be gay.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
People change.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
What sort of fish? Do you like?
Speaker 13 (27:50):
A Whole Lot of Love?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
By Mark Meyer and Daniel Meyer star Rebecca Front, David
de Kaiser, Tillie v Osborough, Daniella Denby, ash Mark Meyer,
Daniel Meyer, David Gillespie, Tracy Ann Oberman, Deborah Tammer, and
Steve Jameson. The producer was Claire Bartlett and the executive
producer was Alex Walsh Taylor
Janet, I must say we are both so proud of you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So proud.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Thanks. It's so brave what you're doing. Carry the strength, Mum, Dad,
I think you should get going.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
We'll be thinking of you.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Two pairs of jeans, two long sleeve shirts, two bars
of chocolate.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
We'd like to ask anyone who is not traveling on
this service to please disembark the meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You will call us.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm going for three days. Yes, but we worry our phone.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
All right, goodbye darling and be careful, get.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Going, will you?
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Goodbye?
Speaker 8 (00:50):
Angel?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Goodbye?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Goodbye Janet?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (00:54):
What time will you call?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
In case we go out?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Three T shirts, five pairs of knickers, five pairs of socks,
two bars of chocolates.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Brazil plastics trading anyone?
Speaker 10 (01:10):
Fifty nine dollars heading so.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
And where are you going?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Mike? Get him a coat? Heading dog? Half day?
Speaker 10 (01:15):
My book's flat. I'm done. I'm gonna spend some time
with the girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
I didn't know you were seeing anyone.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (01:22):
You're a very odd man.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Leggings, scoff bras, Washburguly hat.
Speaker 9 (01:32):
You want to miss your weekends?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Coming?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And two bars of chocolate.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Here goes, there's a.
Speaker 11 (01:46):
Lot resting on our shoulders, Helen.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
This is the first of its kind in the UK.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yes, so you keep telling me, great, I'm serious.
Speaker 12 (01:52):
Singles outdoor activity weekends ten a penny Jewish singles outdoor
activity weekends never been done before. Yes, well, that's why
everything's got to be spot on, including my sister's cooking.
Speaker 11 (02:05):
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yes? Mother?
Speaker 11 (02:08):
What is this?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
This is an army hanness zip line in English?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Right, you climb up onto that platform, grab hold of
the bar and let yourself go.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
What Why would anybody want to do that?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's an activity, Helen.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, and they're going to go for all this stuff,
are they?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We had over two hundred applicants.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yes, thanks to your very ambiguous advert actively seeking someone
question mark.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It says active, yes.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
But it doesn't say activity.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
These people want to meet someone over a romantic parmblic dinner.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
Gray, not a forty foot precipice.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
This is fun, Helen, look and learn.
Speaker 11 (02:51):
How about that spectacular?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
So we all set for our welcome dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, the chickens are actively roasting as we speak.
Speaker 13 (03:03):
I'm sorry, but you were given ample warning, ample warning.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
You mumbled something over here speaker blew a whistle and
we were off ample warning.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
You're going to have to pay the full fare or
we'll have somebody meet you at the next stop.
Speaker 13 (03:15):
Sir, Oh like a taxi service, Madam, make the police.
Don't you reckn us?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Hello, this is the London Glass Gourd fourteen twenty five service.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Could you arrange for Transport police to police?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Stop it, stop it here, I'll pay Take this, it's visa.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They're all you put that away, Dad, counsel at Northampton.
The situation seems to have been rectified.
Speaker 13 (03:39):
I shall be speaking to your superior about this and
will that be single or return?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Return?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Please? It might be quite nice little adventure we get
to see where you're going.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Janet super.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
Ah, what is it?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
God?
Speaker 9 (03:59):
Yes, chicken stuffing?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's burning my eyes. How much did you put in there?
Speaker 13 (04:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's twenty a chicken twenty twenty?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
What clothes?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Bulbs?
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Not sure?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
They were very small? Did you think there's too much?
I don't worry about that.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
I can scrape it out.
Speaker 14 (04:17):
And for goodness sake, debs, dry your eyes. Your mascar
is running. You look like Ozzy Osbourne and is Cooper? Yes,
her as well.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I don't want to go.
Speaker 14 (04:26):
You're thirty four, you live with your parents and you've
never had a serious relationship.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
You have to go.
Speaker 14 (04:32):
This might be your last chance to meet somebody ever.
And put that chocolate away. It's comforting because I'm your.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Comfort and I don't give you spots, no ulcers.
Speaker 15 (04:44):
That's nice, look begs. I've been on a million of
these singles things. I'm not going to meet anybody. It's
all right for you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You're thin, you're glamorous. You you've got men chasing after
you left, right and center.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Me.
Speaker 15 (04:56):
I'm an overweight nanny from North London. Rubbish will Doon's
a North London. I don't even know why people are coming.
You've got a boyfriend.
Speaker 14 (05:05):
I'm here to support you, debs.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And to flow with anyone I might be interested in.
Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (05:11):
Have you seen this all of people that go on
these things.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Next stop Kendall Park, Kendle Park, You're next stop.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I have no idea where you're going to stay.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
We'll find somewhere.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Yes, the National Rail can foot the bill ample warning
wabblo a whistle.
Speaker 13 (05:27):
I'll give them ample.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Perhaps there's somewhere near the park where we can stay,
you know, near to where you are.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh please, no, what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It'll be lovely. We can meet for lunch, can't we, Joseph,
It'll be lovely. It'd be nice to see how you're
getting along, you know, if you've found anyone suitable.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I found somebody suitable, mum, remember, but you didn't approve.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh, let's not get into all that again.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Kendle Park. This is Kendall Park.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, this is us.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Here.
Speaker 11 (06:00):
Let me help you with that.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I can manage.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I'm not ninety No, no you're not.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
I'm eighty one.
Speaker 11 (06:06):
Yes, yes, I know.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
How how do you know?
Speaker 11 (06:10):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
It says her here on your application form.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
Where did you get that farm?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
You sent it to us?
Speaker 11 (06:17):
So what if I did?
Speaker 12 (06:20):
This is the men's dorm where you'll be sleeping your
first here, so you get choice of bed.
Speaker 11 (06:25):
I suppose you like the bottom bunk?
Speaker 8 (06:27):
What because I'm old, I can't climb. I'm not ninety no,
no you know I wasn't. I'll take that bottom bunk.
So verre the activities, Well, I thought you might want
to settle in. I'm settled. I'm settled. Showing me wherever
I want a canoe?
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Right here? Well follow me.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hello campers, Yeah, well I'm hello and welcome.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Welcome to Kendle Camp.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
Woo.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
My name is Helen and I'm on site cook. Whoa,
I'm the only one, so there's no danger of too
many cooks spawning the broth. Not that we're having any broth.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Right.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Well, here's the man who put this exciting event together.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
It's my very talented brother Graham.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Hi, I'm Graham Hill Camp coordinator and I'm here to
make sure everyone has the best possible time in Kendall.
Many of you will have seen the various activities as
you walked through the camp, and shortly I'll be taking
a register as to who wants to do what now,
places for some will be limited.
Speaker 14 (07:36):
So sorry, you said activities, Oh yes, yes, we've got kayaking,
rock climbing, army assault course with a zip line.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
That's where you stand. I don't know we'd be doing activities,
wed I told you so.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh yes, this is an activity we can you know?
Actively seeking someone?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Question?
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Man, I'm sorry, but I'm not doing activities.
Speaker 14 (07:56):
I've come here to be my friend who wants to
meet somebody.
Speaker 13 (08:00):
Rebecca, I guess that's you.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Then she's such an idiot.
Speaker 13 (08:03):
Well, hello, friend of the idiot. I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh sorry, I'm Deborah debs pie Pie. Please to meet you?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Can I just say the activities are compulsory, but you
will find they are.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
An excellent bonding tool.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
What say we all freshen up for dinner and I'll
have a wonder about and see who wants to do what?
Speaker 13 (08:20):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Who wants to do what?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't want to do anything?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
He said it wasn't compulsory. I mean I didn't pay
good money to run around like a stormtrooper.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
For the weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
You didn't pay anything your dad did.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
That's not the point. Who might this be?
Speaker 11 (08:33):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
This is hi.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
I'm Michael.
Speaker 14 (08:35):
Hello, Hi, I'm Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Pleased to meet you.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
Yes, you too.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
What is it that you do?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Then?
Speaker 14 (08:40):
You know for a living?
Speaker 13 (08:42):
Me?
Speaker 11 (08:42):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (08:43):
I work in the city.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
What London?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
They think me too spooky?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Weir?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Don't you think terrifying?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well you seem pretty normal?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Sorry about that?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
What brings you here?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Same with me?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I suppose?
Speaker 11 (08:55):
Sorry?
Speaker 14 (08:55):
How do you mean escorting your friend keeping a watchful eye?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No?
Speaker 13 (08:59):
Actually, I'm here to meet Is that no?
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Someone to go out with a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yeah, seriously though, Hello, Hi, I'm Graham.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Hi, I'm Janet Janet Lee.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
No no, no no, please please sit down, so anything grabby.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
If they do, they'll have made your answer.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
To Sorry, Beryl Levine, Janet's mother. This is our father, Joseph.
We only want the best for our daughter's your parents.
There was a mix up on the train.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
A mix up, she calls it a mix up.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We wanted to get her settled in.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
You know what it's like. Have you got children?
Speaker 11 (09:35):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Really, a mix up.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
What's the situation, mister, that's what it was.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
We weren't going to stay.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
We're not single, we're married. I'll see you on the
train Sunday, unless you want to head home sooner. I
don't mind Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
We'll see you someday.
Speaker 13 (09:52):
You have to leave, ever forbid two minutes with your
own daughter.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
Debbs debsy, he's coming over, Graham, bloke. Look, I'm sorry,
I'm not here to be active. And how the hell
does kayaking bring you closer to discovering your future partner,
closer to discovering death?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
More like you're very quiet.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
What's that with you?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I'm sorry, but you stink of garlic?
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Where does it say I can't do modern three activities?
Speaker 13 (10:22):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Show me where nowhere?
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Mister gruver. I just think a man of your.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Age, man of my age? I made Eve one.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
I'm not ninety.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Fine, I'll put you down for the assaut course challenge and.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
The rock climbing. Is that full up yet?
Speaker 11 (10:33):
No?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Then put me down for that too. What about the potholing?
I never did the potholing. Put me down for the potholing.
You sure sure, I'm sure, absolutely sure? You only live
once and abseiling full up? Put me down case anyone
to ups out? You want a mint?
Speaker 11 (10:50):
No?
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Thanks, No, I'm telling you you want a mint? You
stink of garlic?
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Depths you asleep a sleep debs?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Look?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
I'm sorry, what are you doing eating chocolate? And don't
start death? You hit my toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You said I stunk a varlet the whole tube. I
had to be sure you ate a lot?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
And what was wrong with your toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
It's not very minty? Deaths?
Speaker 14 (11:24):
Mind out the way, I'm coming down. I'm sorry about
eating your toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So what do you care how your breath smells? I
thought you weren't interested in meeting anybody.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Well, that's just.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
It down and I we split up.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm back on the scene. What he dumped me? Can
you believe that he dumped me?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Said?
Speaker 14 (11:45):
I showed no interest in him or his feelings.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Said, I was totally.
Speaker 14 (11:48):
Self obsessed, me self obsessed. So I thought to help
with him. I'm off on a single weekend. I told
him I was going, you know, just to make him jealous.
And so now i'm and I really think I like
that bloke, you know, the one you were talking to, Mick.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Mike, Mike. There's a surprise, and I can sort of
tell he likes me.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well, how can you tell? Oh, it's just.
Speaker 14 (12:12):
One of those things, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Actually you won't know.
Speaker 14 (12:17):
See, when you get a lot of attention from men,
you start to pick up the signals.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Sorry, could you keep the noise down? Please?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
What's your problem?
Speaker 9 (12:24):
It's cause I'm trying to sleep, beauty sleep? Is it
better have a long lie in love?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Can you believe that girl debs the nightbacks?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Here?
Speaker 14 (12:33):
Pross me some chocolate and bloody starving?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Good morning?
Speaker 13 (12:41):
Oh sorry, I caught you with a mouthful of corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Oh, hi, good morning. I'm so sorry Mike, isn't it Mike?
Speaker 13 (12:50):
Mick? Michael, Mickey? Do you mind if I join you?
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Please?
Speaker 13 (12:55):
Actually, Micky really winds me up. Any of the others Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Fine, I'll try and remember.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
Your guardian angels still in bed?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Who what?
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Becks?
Speaker 15 (13:04):
No, No, she's rifling through washburg seeking out toothpaste because
she's still got garlic breath.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
I'll alert all single vampires.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Morning.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
Hi, you smell minty.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
So what's happening?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
We were just having breakfast? Great, I'll join you.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
I think it's just finished.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh right, so what now activities? I guess police.
Speaker 14 (13:24):
Can you believe it actually expect us to do all
that stuff? It's insane.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oops, I've just signed us up for the potholing. Potholing?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
What's that?
Speaker 10 (13:34):
I think it's crawling through a hole on your hands
and knees?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Gross?
Speaker 14 (13:38):
Yeah right, that is so mean. I mean, these nails
won't tolerate that kind of abuse.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
So what are you going to do?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Just chill?
Speaker 10 (13:44):
No, actually, I'm down for the pothole.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
Could always borrow some gloves, I suppose, deb Do you
want to tag along?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
If you really don't mind.
Speaker 13 (13:52):
I'll see you.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
There, see you at the pothole, Mike, don't forget your gloves.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Thanks, Darren.
Speaker 14 (13:57):
Is so history wonder? What does you know for a
living in the city. I mean it is Mick, isn't it?
Speaker 15 (14:06):
H Yeah, yeah, no, I think he prefers Mickey.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
All right, everyone through, good, well, well done.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Well, you've now successfully crawled your way into one of
the many caves way.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Beneath the surface of the earth.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Look up and the lamp on your helmet will help
you pick out the awesome beauty of this spectacular Structure's breathtaking,
isn't it breathtaking?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Crawling through that hole?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's breathtaking.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
I'm shagged.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I need a coffee.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
When you think the beauty of this subterranean world was
formed over three million years ago?
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Oh boy, that's all.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Some of these caves have been subject to stacking of
waist rock known as deads above the wooden stakes known
as stemples.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
You really know, you stab, you're not really reading for
from tourist information?
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Is there not like a cave down here or something?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
And though the dead's calcify together, these stemples often rocked,
making the whole area completely unstable.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
Right?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Shall we move on?
Speaker 11 (15:13):
Move on, you know, to the next bit.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
What are you on about?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
You said the whole place was unstable.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
No, that's caves generally.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I didn't specify this one specifically.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I've got to get out.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You can't go back that way. It's uphill.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 10 (15:26):
What does it look like?
Speaker 9 (15:26):
I'm hyperventilating?
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Can you smell minty garlic?
Speaker 11 (15:31):
Mean, there's a map of the caves in here somewhere.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
It's better not take long. I'm ut climbing at six.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
There isn't going to be any rock climbing.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
We're all going to die before they are climbing.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Please relax.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
There was a map in here somewhere.
Speaker 11 (15:47):
You're here. What the hell's this? It's all lines and numbers?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Have I taken it?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Thanks?
Speaker 13 (15:55):
Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Never felt better? What's some chocolate?
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Mind?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
It's comforting, you know in times of.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Crisis, will be fine.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Best things to stay calm.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Kind of like my friend's doing.
Speaker 14 (16:09):
Oh this is insane. Look what the damp hair has
done to my hair.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
It's completely freezed. Dog? Anyone got their hair straight?
Speaker 14 (16:16):
Oh it's the big mouth from last.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Night, lazy. I'm not the woman the big mouth.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What's that supposed to be?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Practically the entire doornat? Listen to your drivel about some
bloat dumping you.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Maybe perhaps we should all settle down a bit. Noise
and vibrations can trigger movement.
Speaker 14 (16:30):
He never done me.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I've finished with him.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
Whatever.
Speaker 14 (16:33):
Don't listen to a mickey. Look, you've started me off again.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
That's the tunnel you want.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Okay, everybody follow me this way once you're in, past
the rope, through your belt, harness.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
After you lates first?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Please would you keep the flirt and go upstairs? I'm
behind schedule. Sorry, after you, sir, don't be cheeky just
because I made you one.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Okay, folks, time for a role?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Cool? Well? Cool?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Are we back in Sunday School? Let's just keep moving?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Huh? Better safe than sorry?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I'm neither right now.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Janet Levigne here, Susan Shapiro, Rebecca Davis here, Herbert Gruber,
Herbert Gruber?
Speaker 8 (17:18):
What does he want?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Just stay here?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What?
Speaker 8 (17:20):
What for?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
He knows? I'm here? What do I need to say
here for?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
He's here?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Debora here?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
What else am I gonna be? The Gaza step and
Michael Levinson here? Very good everyone's here. Okay, folks, get
ready to breathe in. We've got a sticky outbit coming up, William.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yes, you've never done this before, have you?
Speaker 7 (17:42):
What makes you say that sticky outbit?
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
No point in confusing them with technical terminology?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
And what is the technical terminology?
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Don't know?
Speaker 11 (17:52):
It's on the leaflet my pocket.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
And breathe then that's inhale.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, I did a course. I know all the
essential so you can relax, all right, all right, but
I must ask, as long as it isn't technical.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
What's a nice Jewish boy like you?
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Oh? No, no, not that all right?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Then what's the history of the formation of these potholes?
And how did the caves come to be?
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Me and Helen, we've been on a fair few of
these singles, things bridge and nights, scrabble weekends, and they're
also well inactive, sitting down the whole time. So I
thought I need to be entertained.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Why not drag a load of Jewish people through a
muddy tunnel?
Speaker 11 (18:32):
Can I finish?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
So?
Speaker 11 (18:34):
I thought an activity weekend?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
So is this going to be the first of many
new ventures?
Speaker 12 (18:39):
You've got to be kidding first and last, everyone's moaning.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
How you doing. I'm doing fine, you Yeah, I'm enjoying
the view.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Don't be rude.
Speaker 13 (18:49):
I was talking about the pothole.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
It's amazing structure.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It's a pothole.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
How come you ended up here?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Here?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Here, I don't know potholing.
Speaker 15 (19:01):
Potholes seemed like the ideal place I meant on a
singles weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
And don't be sarcastic, I'm single.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
So you've never met anyone on one of these things?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh sure, Yeah, I met loads of people. No one
I wanted to go out with, though.
Speaker 13 (19:14):
But you keep coming back.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, well it's quite therapeutic.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
I mean a lot of like minded people, no expectations,
no disappointments.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
It's comforting chocolate.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh well, what I.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Must be in the minority, then what do you mean.
I meant what I said to Rebecca.
Speaker 13 (19:35):
I am interested in meeting someone.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I gave all that up a long time ago. Yeah,
I enjoyed a single life. I can do what I want.
I can come and go as I please, no one
to answer to, no one.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
To row with.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
You make it sound so perfectly miserable.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
What about you? It's being single really so terrible?
Speaker 13 (19:52):
Completely?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Or there you go?
Speaker 10 (19:54):
I must admit my scrabbles improved Bridge second in the Wei.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I arrest my case.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Being single is not all about scrabbling bridge debs.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Nope, this internet solitible.
Speaker 10 (20:02):
There comes a time in your life, in everyone's life,
and you've got to move on.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I'm serious, So am I I'm stuck. Who's stopped back there?
Quit pulling the rope.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I'm sorry, everybody.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I'm a bit sort of jamsy that the.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Sticky out bit.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I'm sure I can wriggle.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Through or something.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I don't believe this.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
What's going on back there?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
It's Deborah, she's stuck, so what now.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
Give it a minute.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
I'm sure she'll wriggle through.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You know, it's quite exciting all this.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Oh well, we aimed to please. We've got an avalanche
at eight.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
No, I mean, everyone together like this.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
You have been single a while, but really, I.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Was living with this bloke for about five years. Apparently
we weren't compatible.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
What he didn't have your hunger for natural or man
made disasters?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
We weren't compatible as far as my parents were concerned.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Let me guess he wasn't Jewish.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Your psychic anyway, They kept going on and on about
me meeting somebody appropriate, how I'd be happier in the
long run. They wouldn't even acknowledge him, you know. It
was like it's like I wasn't there. They found the house,
his house, he'd answer the phone and might had to
just ignore him and start talking like he was speaking
into an answering machine.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Is that when you two split up?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
No, it was when they started hand delivering brochures for
Jewish singles weekends. I miss him.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Chocolate, Oh yes, please.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So anyway, I started leaping through these leaflet things and
what this is like the third one I've been on,
and well, it's great. I guess what I'm saying is
I believe there is someone else out there for me.
There's someone out there for everyone out there in here, right,
(21:56):
I'm just saying I think you should think the same,
that's all. If you're looking for someone, I mean, I
don't know if you are, you might not be. What
I mean is I don't know what I mean. Forget it.
She got free yet? Of war?
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Janet Janet Darling Janney, Oh please, no, Janet, where are you?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It is?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
It's her.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm sorry, Graham, it's my mother. She's in the cave. Sweetheart,
Where are you, Joseph? Will you help me?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Look already I think I slipped at this coming down
the shute.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Janet job.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Look, I see footprints.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Look, boots, boots, boots, boots and stiletto's. Look they lead
to this tunnel.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yes, listen, we're nearly out. I need you to stay
where you are.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Mike.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Yeah, take the rope out of your belt buckle and
tie it round Deborah's waist, nice and tight. We're all
gonna pull you out of here in no time.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Excuse me, Debs.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I'm so sorry. Michael, I said you should have gone
on ahead.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Stay, can't want some chocolates? I'm fine, thanks.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Excuse me? Who are you?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm Michael, I'm missus Levine, Beryl Levine.
Speaker 10 (23:24):
Pleased to meet your barrel. I'll shake you by the hand,
but I'm a little bit busy right now.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Have you seen our daughter Janet? Tall girl, blonde hair,
big teeth, single, Yes, I think.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
She's up front.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
I don't mean to be rude, but my friend here
is stuck. They're going to try and pull her out,
and what's going on?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh, fellow, here, Michael is tying of rope around this
young lady's waist and they're going to try and pull
her out. I think it's one of the activities. So
are you to an item?
Speaker 13 (23:48):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Look, my daughter was.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hoping to meet someone. You wouldn't know if she's met
anyone yet.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
No dead, how's that secure?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I guess thank he was with this chat, but he
wasn't appropriate.
Speaker 13 (24:03):
So what do you do me? I'm a male escort.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
That's nice busy. I'm ever so sorry about all this.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
Apologize. It's not your fault.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Everyone else got through. Okay, it's just fatty that can't
make it.
Speaker 13 (24:16):
You're not fat?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
What am I?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Then?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Big boned?
Speaker 13 (24:19):
You're great?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Don't do that. Don't pity me, do anything, but don't
do that.
Speaker 10 (24:24):
I'm not pitying you.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I'm telling you I think you're great.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
Admittedly I'd rather be telling this to your face, but
I think you're great.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
Okay, stop, you do know this is lack of oxygen
talking Joe Fellow.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
He says he's a male escort.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Very good if we can move it, please, Okay, everybody
grab a length, dig your heels and pull.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
And I'm just not shifting. It feels like my arms
are being pulled out of their sockets.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Give me for being forward, but would you like.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
A helping hand or two?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Oh god on, then.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Come on, everybody dig in and one two three.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
She's moving again and he.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
One two three once more, one two three?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
What can I say?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Thank you for what for making these delicious chocolate corn
flake cakes for every Well, it was nothing I couldn't
have made it.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
It was the least I could do after you lot
rescued me. What was I going to do with sixty
bars of chocolate anyway?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Eat them?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Hey, thank you for helping to rescue Deborah and my pleasure.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
You really are a perfect gentleman.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
I said to dev She should have signed up for
the potholing where she wouldn't listen. She's stubborn, but somehow
you found the strength to push her through. Incredible And
they haven't been for you, my best friend probably would
have died in there.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
You're very brave.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
I believe you're a single.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Well now that you mention it, Debs and I, but
we're thinking of what may be.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
Going out or something that's great.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Thanks.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
Yeah, we thought so, Yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I'd give it a go. It might be nice to
have someone to talk her back to, someone to row with.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
No, really, really great.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I'm happy for you both. Thanks, really happy.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Thanks.
Speaker 14 (26:41):
I've got a boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
His name's Darren. You have to meet him.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
I'm sorry you missed out in the rock climbing her.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Don't worry. The tag of all was a nice surprise.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Excuse me, mister Hill.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sorry to interrupt.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Oh, missus Levine, I thought you'd gone.
Speaker 11 (26:57):
How's your husband?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I left Joe in casualty, see that hot poling business.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
It was all too much for him.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
He's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
But listen, I got back here just as fast as
I could. I have to ask you something.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Mister Hill.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yes, I was wondering if perhaps there was anything happening
for you, you know, on the social front. You know
you're dating, courting. What is it they say, seeing anybody?
It is just my daughter Janet. She's unattached. At the
moment she was seeing this fellair. He wasn't appropriate, And
I don't know. You seem so nice.
Speaker 12 (27:28):
Well that's very nice of you, missus Levine. But no,
I'm not seeing anyone at the moment.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Perfect where do you live.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
We'll make dinner.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Stay if you like.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
There's plenty of room.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Do you eat fish?
Speaker 7 (27:38):
That's very kind, but I happened to be gay.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
People change.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
What sort of fish? Do you like?
Speaker 13 (27:50):
A Whole Lot of Love?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
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de Kaiser, Tillie v Osborough, Daniella Denby, ash Mark Meyer,
Daniel Meyer, David Gillespie, Tracy Ann Oberman, Deborah Tammer, and
Steve Jameson. The producer was Claire Bartlett and the executive
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