We're Going Bazzanas!

Episode Transcript

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Jods. Welcome back to the UnitedStates of Australia. I am the Aussie
guy. Thanks for joining us foranother week. Whoever you are in the
chat uh and also joining me asalways my friend and yours Just Josh,

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how you doing good? How areyou doing? Asie good? At?
A lot of things have happened sincewe went off there last week. That's
true. It was a big daythe next day, wasn't it. Sorry?
Yeah, yeah. All I cansay is thank god out of the
would be assassin's we got the BenSimmons. Can't hit fucking with the boat.

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I could hit the side of abarn um. No, very good
and oh hello out of nowhere.Wasn't expecting this. I haven't expected this
for a long time, to behonest, because he never seems to have
power. But he's here. Jayscooge, welcome back brother. How you
doing Uh? I don't know ifyou can hear me. I'm just trying

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to make this thing work. Wecan hear you, We can hear you.
Yeah, Unfortunately I don't have yougoing into my headphones right now,
so that kind of sucks. ButI'll just broadcast you to the world around
me, do it? They wouldn'tknow what we're saying anyway. That's right,

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It wouldn't matter. How are y'alldoing good? Brother? We are
good. What the hell are youholding there? Ukrainian Golden Ale. Yeah,
it says your dictator is a bitchor something like that, and it's
got pootin on it. Yeah,I see that, clown. I don't

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know why when you when you comein here and it goes, hey,
if you're not able to do yourcamera, here, here's your avatar.
It lets you do the full likeit's gonna show the full screen, and
then and then does this stupid littlecircle in the It's like, what the
fuck? Oh well, at leasthe tried. At least she tried.

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Well, I haven't got to himyet, scope he's sitting backstage, and
in all of that, I couldn't. I couldn't think of the fucking joke
to into Robbie with. So you'reoff the ocus, like Robbie, hew,
you doing, brother, I'm doingwell. That's like, but doing
well. Glad to see you couldn'tcome with a joke for once. It's

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always fun to see you flustered.Well, that's guys, you were sleeping
for twenty four hours. Richard Simmons, your favorite workout instructor passed away earlier
this week. I'm just glad itwas too I slept through the Mariner game,
or there'd be a hole in mywall right now, so similar to
the one that you made when youfell down the stairs. Yeah, there's

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still an outline there. It needsto be painted over. Can had a
lot of paint. No, Joshdid leave me with a pretty good segue
about missing the shot and all that, where I was gonna make some sort
of gay reference, but then Scooppopped up and I was like ah,

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and then it killed the momentum ofthat joke, so I was left with
nothing but scoop. Well that's alow geez. We're not blaming moment like
me popping up. It was justthe circumstances. We'll quickly check in with

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the chat because Dang Lizard was hereearlier. Yeah, yeah, one person
waiting. Everyone is really excited aboutthis one. I might have to leave
five minutes before start for the DablinLives, So thanks for leaving a comment
earlier, Dang, and I hopeyou come back and watch the replay and
see that we acknowledge your comment.Anyway, You're not there here, so

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no point talking. Ecle is inthe chat. Got the family round.
But hit the like button. Yes, hit the like button. Everybody it
helps with the algorithm gets it,gets us in people's feeds. I I
can't remember what video I watched theother day, but our video popped up
as a suggested like on my personalaccount, not my not the show account.

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On my personal account, our showpopped up as a suggested video after
something I was watching. I waslike, that's pretty cool. But anyway,
where are we going tonight, Robbie. It's it was a big week
in Major League Baseball with the draft, and it was it's kind of big
for Australia. And we always talkabout how we tangentially sports and we United

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States of Australia, so this isa pretty big one that we have to
talk about. To take it away, Robbie, how did the Major League
Baseball draft guy? So there wasit came down to two players. There
was this six foot six, kindof tall, not real athlete, your
standard, not really athletic, butgood at swinging and hitting a ball with

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a round bat type player, andCharlie Condon and there was the more athletic,
smaller guy five nine, five tenTravis Bazana who happened to be from
Australia, and he went number oneoverall, and that was pretty big,
especially in our area because this showshow pathetic our sports is. There's only

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two pro that bring in profit forOregon State and one is football because like
it's hard not to bring in profitfor a Divisional WAN program because they get
all the I don't know, theyjust do. And the other is baseball.
Basketball actually was like a negative fivemillion or something, so that's successful
our basketball program is. But yeah, baseball, and outside of the SEC,

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there's very few programs on the WestCoast that can bring in profit.
Usually Baseil's just the throw in thing, even out the because you have to
have the same number of women's sportsas men's sports in America under this title
nine law or something. But no, it was a big deal. He
went number one overall to the ClevelandGuardians. I guess they're called now Indians.

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We're still calling the Indians. Imean, I get whant to change
the name. I don't agree withit, but Guardians has to be the
stupidest name on earth. So especiallyfor the reason why like they should have.
They should have partnered with Marvel andlike done something comic bookie. But
no, it's because there's these statueson one of the bridges when he entered
the town, and there's people inCleveland were like, wait, there's statues
on those bridges. I never knewthat. Like they're like, this is

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a major landmark we're representing, andhalf of Cleveland didn't even know those things
anyway. Yeah, so that wasa big deal. Uh. Seeing in
Australian the number one overall was prettycool too, especially since cricket's pretty popular
in Australia, so hopefully baseball can. There's a there's a few good baseball

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players in college that played in Australia. And but yeah, it's cool and
that's how we got to start.Was originally played cricket as well. So
not only is he the first Australianoverall number one for MLB, he's also
the first second second baseman ever chosennumber one. I don't know if I
thought I thought I saw something saidas the first second baseman ever taken number

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one overall. Interesting, I haven't. I didn't say that, but could
be true. Rugby somebody fact checkedmy shit. I think Robbie might be
because he's or he's either frozen becausehe's stunned by that. Yeah. D

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Simmons just sent him a Dealer milkcard. It said, Skip, I
think Robbie has frozen up. Ithink he's no longer with us anyway.
I checked Yeah, I checked upon a little bit of Travis Bazana's background.
And because for me, I've alwaysenjoyed baseball since I was a kid,

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I just never really fanatically followed ateam. But we have in Perth
the most successful franchise in the inthe National League over here, and we
have had a few guys head overto the majors like Graham Lloyd, the
pitcher for he pitched for the Yankeesin I think two World Series in the

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nineties. He was a guy fromPerth, from the Perth Heat. So
yeah, there's been other guys.I remember a guy, Luke Hughes played
for the Twins. I remember meetinghim a few times Perth eight games back
in the day. So yeah,and there's you know, Australian players sprinkled
across the league. But yeah,to go to go number one pick and

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I was yeah, so I waslooking he started with cricket and yeah,
obviously it would be a good cricketplayer. If he can, you know,
hit a baseball as clean as cleanlyas he does, you would be
a good cricket player. That thathand eye was what you need. But
no, he was. He startedplaying for the Sydney Blue Sox, which
is the Sydney team in the NationalCompierre, in twenty eighteen, which meant

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he was fifteen when he started playingwith other men with men in the National
League, so he clearly had hada lot of talent. He said,
careful how you word that? Butplaying with the older man Yeah, yeah,
exactly. But that sounds like TonyParker's story too, Like I mean,

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he played a lot of French uhcoming up in the French basketball he
played uh with a lot of olderguys as a sixteen seventeen year old kid
before even being drafted by the Spurs, going odd, fuck, my bad,
you're on you are online? Thatwas great? What the fuck?

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That was a great comeback to theshow. I'm glad that got in there
not earlier. Were you were youfact checking that ship? No? My
uh, my WiFi crashed, whichwas odd. Yeah, what were you
guys talking about well scope but nohelp. How old was Rubbie when he

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started playing with the man? What? Yeah, you went? You went't
here for the conversation now, Iwas talking about Travis Basanna was playing for
the Sydney BLUESX when he was fifteeneighteen or something, Yeah, twenty eighteen.
So yeah, I think I wouldedit poorly. But you know,

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he was a teenager playing against menin a international competition. But yeah,
how it came out. I thinkI said he was playing with older men,
which I will say there's something tothat, though, I don't know
if you can hear me. Okaywith all this background noise, but I
used to always play sports with mybrother who was four years older growing up,

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and I thought I just sucked becausethey were dominating me. But it
really increased my level of play.And then when I started playing against the
kids in my own grade, itwas so much easier. Agreed, My
brother's three years older than me,exact same thing. He would dominate me
in the backyard games of cricket andnot that kind of dominate Ronnie. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, but yeah,then when you play a guyst people
the same age, you know,like much better equiped. So I agree
with that. Scrip's a great point. I pretty much just repeated what you
said. But you know, accordingto ESPN, it turns out Josh was
right. Was that Wow, Andygot a I know, I saw he
had a close to a nine milliondollar bonus on the sign. It was

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a pretty high high bonus. That'sinteresting. Yeah, I thought the Guardians
would do something where they would likepick somebody that's almost as good to try
to save and then spread money around. MLB draft can be weird that way,
where the best player doesn't always gofirst overall. That's how Carlos Korea
originally went to the Astros. Alot of people didn't have him in the

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top ten, but they knew theycould like save seventy percent of what they
would have had to pay for somebodyelse, and then they ended up taking
him. And then assuming that likethose college or not college high school arms
that always are like, well,if you pay me a bunch of money,
I'll go pro where else I'm goingto college would fall And that's how
they got mccollers a couple of otherguys. That's way too inside baseball for
this podcast. So I just wishthe Giants could go back and redo that

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Bart pick from a two years ago. Wasn't he the third overall pick too?
Jesus? It just looked like itwas perfect timing because Buster posey,
you know, it was like,Okay, he's about to leave soon.
Oh, what are the chances thisheralded catcher is coming along? This is
perfect timing. Keep the dynasty going. I guess Georgia Tech's always had a

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good lineage of catchers like Jason Vertecplayed there. But yeah, no is
Bart even in like Triple A?Now, I don't know. He's like,
I don't know. I just rememberhim getting traded and uh, I
can't remember he was starting. Heleft, and I was like, thank
god, I don't even think he'sgood enough to start for the Pirates right

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now. I think he's in TripleA, baby, So I swear your
avatar is fucking with me. Itlooks like a Putin push pop. He
should be getting his Putin pop pushed. Just put it in a good order
there, Robbie. Would I beright though, in kind of saying that,

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Uh, the MLB draft is kindof one of the least meaningful out
of the the Big four, leastmeaningful, but least watch it's probably I
just feel like it used to bewhen teams just always banked on well,

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just get a bunch of free agents. But it's kind of switched. There's
there's obviously the Dodgers, who canjust buy anyone, but even them,
even they most of their stars atone point or another have been drafted.
But besides, like the Dodgers,most teams would rather draft their good players

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because it saves their owners a bunchof money. So like the Houston Astros
when they won those two World Series, like the majority of the players on
a team were either drafted or signedout of a third world country by their
scouts. So like, yeah,but I was just gonna say one of
the other reasons why it's not asas popular, aside from the million rounds

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or whatever, which the NFL usedto have once upon a time. But
think about it, If you getdrafted in the NFL and you make it
past training camp, people are gonnasee you. But in the MLB draft,
it could be years before you seethese guys, even if they're fucking
lighting it up in the monuments.Yeah, I mean, if Bizanna does

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as well as to think you willhe'll probably be in the majors next year.
But for the majority, vast majorityof like ninety five percent of players,
they're at the least going to bethe minors for two years. And
high schoolers like the Mariners have thesethree players that are top one hundred prospects,
but their ETAs are still like twentytwenty seven at the earliest. I
mean, if you draft like CoreySeeger took four years before he got to

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the majors. I mean, it'sjust that's the problem is. It isn't
impactful as any other draft in myopinion, but it's just like you don't
know who's it's pretty much a crabshoot. Sometimes it seems like once you
get past the first ten picks andafter and also it just takes forever to
get them to the majors. SoI think we will see Bazana this coming
season. Yeah, I don't knowif we'll make it this year, but

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next year he'll probably be on theteam. Yeah, I mean the yeah.
No, But like that first baseballfor the Angels, he was in
the pros after forty days of gettingdrafted Chanelle or whatever. Though he hasn't
really been all that great, butit's changed some much. Sam Young has

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hit us up on in the chat. Good day my friends, hitting you
guys, I guess king guys upfrom northern California in the middle of the
biggest cannabis grow. Why would youarpigate twoki if you want viewers? Don't
you even know brain understands competition orunderstands what we're going up against so much

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about the live viewer versus Unfortunately forus, Sam, it is h it's
just the time that we can doit where it works to get us all
together. Yeah, it's just unfortunate. Robbie, I've only got PayPal.
It's very Oh. Actually, thanksfor reminding me. Sam got to give

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a shout out to I haven't seenSchmuele in the chat, but Schmuel Buckman
shout out. He donated after thelast week's show, and I appreciate that,
so thank you, Schmuell. You'rea good egg. Yeah, I've
only got PayPal. PayPal will helpme slash Sussy guy. Just imagine Ozzie
Guy put put it with the agab. But Robbie, you give out your
your dats this week. No,I appreciate it. Sam, thanks for

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joining us, mate. I don't. I don't have a cash up at
the moment, but I will definitelythat he's saying, I've got cash up,
I will definitely be making one secondto show us over well in the
middle of the biggest cannabis grow soget that. Yeah, I know.
But in terms of PayPal, it'sRobbie the Mariners fan so or which is

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written on the screen at the moment, Well, mhm echo, I've got
no money to donate, so anythingSam sends half is from me. I'm
just trying to do a shitty Britishaccent, but yeah, thank you.
If you could send us an upsidedown pineapple cake, that would be just

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acceptable as well. Yeah, andstick around, Echol, We've got some
We've got some steel starty coming upfor you. Something a little bit actually,
speaking of that, scoop, areyou seeing what's on the screen at
the moment? Yeah, to twotwo bigger guys and one thing guy.

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Yeah, just wasn't sure. Yeah, I wasn't sure what what your circumstances
were at the moment, if youwere just kind of talking and not watching.
But we have limited power. Yeah, at times it can be a
little bit like Chopper. Sorry,I gotta work Chopper in somehow. That

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dude's awesome. Hey, you loveChopper, and I'll work Chopper into We
took his ass out. He's anI g L for a team encounter strike.
There you go. It's called broadcastingnarrow casting. Echo was great.

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Accent sounded exactly like re hashtags.Huss excuse, he's here. Should we
follow him through his tower? Bl oh ce okay a locked locked one

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point. At one point he followedme and then I don't know what happened.
I rubbed people the wrong way.After a while, I guess,
well, the fellas say, yourub them all the right way. Say
one of the few shows I canactually like watch over here or download.

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There was some some totally no,don't do it. Yeah, do it
as a team. I'll let youguys do it. The tame. No,
it was too small on my screento tell whatever just happened. But

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that's probably for the best. Robbiewas about to go into full yeah,
yeah, yeah, but no oneof the few. Like you know,
I tried to download whatever shows Ican get over here because a lot of
my shit could block Eastern Europe.Whatever. Anyways, there's this fly cheesy
show called the Most Impossible Game Show, and it's got all these people doing

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these stupid I don't know, justit's like kind of reminds me of those
Japanese game shows where the people arerunning around doing ridiculous stuff. This one
is the hosts or the narrators orwhatever. They sound exactly like cheesy style.

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They are just not doing all theconstants, you know, over the
top swearing and slandering. But I'mlike, oh, I wish they could
redo the show with Hughesy dropping thebombs that he does. It would be
amazing. But yeah, if youever get a chance. It's called the
Most Impossible Game Show. It's horriblebut funny at the same time. But
I'm pushing for Hughsey to redo thatshow. You could make it great.

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Very good, Sam Young, thankyou, thumbs up. Let's get some
viewers over here. He's going toTwoky's chat to try and scatch some of
the viewers. Good luck. Iappreciate the eff its, Sam. I'm
not sure how many of them comerushing over, but let him know you
that we're about to get Robbie.Can you get rid of that for me?
It's not working them on Oh,sorry, Yeah, I think I

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was saying most impossible. It's almostimpossible, almost impossible. Doesn't America usually
take the Japanese game shows anyway,like that copy of or I missed that
Challenge G four where late at nightthey would just show random Yeah, like
there's one they're on like an oversizedsuper long like I don't know, thirty

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yard treadmill. They're running. Theyhave to get grab this pair of pants,
try to put both legs on andand the straps on their shoulders before
the time elapses or whatever, youknow, like stupid ship like that.
I remember one, Uh my favoritewas the the Four Doors. There's a
wall with four doors, and oneof them you can break through easily,

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and the rest of them he justclimb and they just charge. They gonna
pick one in charge at it.It's fucking how many people separate their shoulder?
How many people separate their shoulders doingthat? That game didn't last long,
well, they had they had Theyhad a small twist on that on
American Gladiators. They had the gladiatorbend the wall waiting for them. Yeah.

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Speaking of game bad game shows orthis one was so conscious, so
I think they canceled it. Butdo you guys remember that show where they
had it was a light detector test, and they'd be like, have you
ever cheated on your boyfriend or girlfriend? Have you do you have do you
have a And like they would bringpeople out to ask the questions, and
I remember they brought out this likeeight hundred pound woman and they're like do
you people will have fed you andthen you had to be you had to

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say eight or yes or no.I mean, I forget what it was
called, but this is like probablyfifteen years ago. Can beat a polygraph?
No, But like you had toanswer them and if you lied,
you lost the game. And youcould say, I'm not answering one of
the questions. But if you answeredall fifteen questions except for the one you

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could, you could use your likewild card thing, then you'd win a
million dollars. So there's this storyof this one woman that just went went
like full, I'll just tell thetruth on all of them. Fuck my
family, fuck my boyfriend that I'veapparently cheated on twenty times. I want
that million dollars she lost. Shelike xed out everyone in her life,

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answer all the questions truthfully, gota million dollars and was hated by everyone
and then they canceled the show.I love that show. I think Sam's
mission is working. By the way, we're up to six people watching,
So thank you Sam for I veryclever justin Japanese game shows of the ball.

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He's a clever man. All right? Should we should we do this
week's Aaron Holtz clip Steel Toe?Should I play the Stinger? Play the
Stinger? Aaron's boring, and Apriladds, nothing, it's gonna be great.
We're scripping this morning. Come on, it's time for, it's time

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for. It's time for movie andthe scramp. It's time for, it's
time for. It's time for movieand the scramp. It's gonna be It's
gonna be me. I'll go meatOverrip Park. It's time bar, It's
time bar, It's time by movieand the scramp. That's so catchy,

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man. Yeah, he did thaton the Fly one. That was the
first time he ever did it.He did it on the Fly while he
was watching their intro and then accordon. Everyone loved it. But yeah,
he doesn't do it anymore because theydon't play that music at the start
anymore. And now the Scrimp hasgone, but I was like, I
love it so much, I wantto keep it alive. So anytime we

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talk about Steel too, we're playingPatrick Melton's movie in the Scrimp. So
yes, back to steelto something different, just because you know, we talked
about domestic abuse and maybe maybe Ishould defend Aaron a little bit and maybe
present the other side of the argumentof how maybe there's probably no chance that
he did any harm to April mHolt by showing you the video of him

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in a boxing room. So sothis was a fight with a teenage boy
that Aaron had a few years ago. Now, I'm sure Aaron would say
that, you know, he's donea lot more training. He wasn't ready
back then, and he's done alot more training and all that since.

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But you know how like there's likea natural thing like when someone steps in
the ring, like you may nothave had any training, you may not
know what you're doing, but youkind of kind of make yourself look like
a boxer with the way you holdyourself and all of that. Like I
don't know, I just yeah,let's have a look. Aaron's in the

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red. The teenage boy is inthe blue. This is the entire fight.
Ladies, gentlemen, we're gonna watchthe entire fight right here, right
now here we go the gayest lookingboxing outfit over. It's about to get
us. Ask with his crappy footwork. Our m M a expert breaking it

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down? Oh god, oh no, it's yeah. Well he chops out
as that'd be a pussy. Man, it's still a gottle bit more think.
Oh, he didn't go down,but he got pushed into the corner

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and he couldn't get it. Hecan get out of there. I don't
know. He's turtling. Oh he'sgoing right back. Yeah. The rest

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should just let him like, yep, you look good, come back.
She's even laughing. Man, weneeded the rocky music with this ship.
That actually want it. There's nolonger left on this video. What a
pussy. I think that's the guyright there. It looks like he got
hitting the liver with one of thoseshots, so I can see him it's

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completely out of breath. Are youreally getting medical attention over that? That's
pathetic. I mean, at leastthey did go for that second run.
I thought they weren't gonna even dothat. The way they started, and
and they tried to be smart andnot go directly to the corner the second

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time, because his only chance wasto keep pivoting around, uh you know,
trying to stay in the center ofthe ring. Because this guy,
once he hasn't trapped, he's justgonna have his way with him easy.
Oh yeah, definitely. I don'tget the reference, but maybe you guys
would. Maybe it's the reference.I can't see. Sorry that justin since

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he that dude got his ass kickby a Temkat Williams style talking the what's
it the pimp in Friday after Next? I don't know. I don't know.
He's a comedian, but I can'tremember. He's had some issues over
the years, so yeah, Idon't remember. Which. The standout for
me from that boxing match is howlike how backward he is in coming forward

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if if you know, like throwingpunches. He looked very much like he
didn't want to be really presenting himself, you know what I mean, Like
he's not delivering it. He was, he was, he was punching while
moving backwards. Yeah, that kindof thing. That was a good idea.
Like the other guy had legit footworkand looked ripped and there's this is

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a skinny, little old I don'tknow how old he was at the time,
but it was like one guy lookedlike a boxer and the other guy
looked like he want a raffle tobe in the ring. So yeah,
and he looked like the guy whowere there. They went up to him
right before and said, you youstudied right, you did everything we said
to do to be ready for thefight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
sure I did, of course.So yeah, I don't think I don't

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think he possibly could have hurt April. I think maybe we need to rethink
this and him on situation. Didhe post that as like reason he'd be
like, look at me, Icouldn't hurt her. Look how bad I
am boxing? That's what he didbecause he has so he seems to not
have much self awareness, so thatwould be a good cover. He's got

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that giant forehead too, so youknow that can be although he got had
the head gear on, so thatwell, no, I guess if you
get I mean, if your headgets rattled, then yeah, it came
over anyway, isn't It doesn't matterif you got the head gear on.
Yeah. They did seem like somepretty stiff shots. The young fellas throw

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it in there. So and yeah, like I say, Aaron's I guess
dainty is the word I was lookingfor before his his punches were very dainty.
Just so. Yeah, I thoughtwe could laugh at him because you
know, he likes to think he'sa tough guy. And there's another Sam

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Young or did he just change hisavatar changes to the Dodgers? Two different
Sam Young's. That would be crazyif sorry Robbie, but mayor man nos
suck go to l A all day. Mariners? Are you doing voice to
text or something? Yeah? Wego, Sorry Robbie, the Mariner's blow

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big is that black cock? Knowwhat it's actually in California? It is,
yes, voice to text? Mybad fair enough? Now, that's

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uh that. It would have beengreat if there was two different Sam Young.
Yeah, it would have. Youshould have get you should have kept
us going along and keep changing youravatar back and changing back and leave another
comment. You could have had usgoing, Sam if you were committed to
the game, you could have couldhave had us strung along there. Do

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we talk about the the elephant inthe room? Do we want to talk
about the assassination attempt or do wejust sail on through now, Look,
I don't know what we could add. That's a good point. I just
find it hilarious. One of thejust whenever I hear like people arguing about

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whether he actually got hit by abullet or not, or whether yeah,
it's well, we all agree thatsomeone tried to shoot him in the head
though, right, Like, buthe got he got hit by a piece
of glass, Like even if itwas the glass, that must have meant
like it missed his instead of missinghis head by a couple of millimeters and
missed his head by a couple ofcentimeters, Like what's the big difference?

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Like I saw now I want toget going. So now, So I
saw joy Reid on the other dayand she's like, oh, She's like,
you know, an old and elderlyman getting shot. I don't know
why they let him have that attemptat a photo op. It's like,
yes, Like what what are yousaying? Like She's like, do we
even know if it was a bullet? And then she's like, honestly,
but if Biden survives COVID, that'sjust the same as not dying. Yes,

(34:37):
And I'm like, what are wedoing? Can't we just be like,
oh my god, Like you canhate Trump, you can hate Trump
to the death, but you don'tactually why, Like I would never want
it if like Biden has COVID,I want him to get better, Like

(34:57):
same here, because like can youjust imagine or like you know, when
it was Hillary Clinton and there wasthat risk you might go to jail over
this like some sort of like computerthing, like she was using a private
email for what was Yeah, yeah, but like can you imagine that?
I just I can't imagine rooting deathagainst the other candidate because it would cause

(35:21):
even more fed up circumstances than ifTrump were to win. Like can you
imagine this country right now? IfTrump had been shot like a couple three
days before the Republican National Convention,it would have been a disaster for everyone.
Like I remember there was this memethat got posts. Sorry Josh,
but for the collegiony people out there, there's this map called Nuketown from one

(35:44):
of the colonies where it's like thistiny little map and you can't go three
feet without getting shot at, andso someone goes America. If Trump was
shot right now, and it's justlike twenty dudes shooting each other, bombs
going off everywhere, and I'm like, yeah, that's not wrong, that's
not wrong. Well, we've justcome so far from where people can just
have a disagreement and you know,agree to disagree it. Yeah, I

(36:07):
mean, JFK. Got shot inthe head is nineteen sixty, so well's
a movie. He was a movingtarget, tell you, yeah, I
know, I know Trump moved hishead, but yeah, yeah, but
for the most part he stand stilltarget. Imagine there's one shot was fucking

(36:29):
easy. That fucking shot couldn't havebeen easier. I was watching it before
I even knew when the shot happened, and I was like, okay,
right there, right right there,right there. I'm not saying I rooted
for I'm just saying strictly going,when would you take the fucking shot?
You watch the guy's mannerisms, youwatch his cadence, and bro, oh

(36:51):
my god, dude, it wouldhave been so easy. So but yeah,
people can't. Now you guys,cap you go, yeah, go.
I didn't mean to interrupt you.Now just say we're lucky we got
the Simmons of assassins. Man,know what was Scoop saying? Scoop has
the most no probably. Well,I mean, deer Hunter could have hit

(37:15):
that shot. Oh, definitely.I didn't get to to watch the full
background on that guy. What whathis shooting history is? Well? He
Oh, the story is that hishigh school, like I guess his high
school was kind of in the sticks, like it wasn't like in the city,
and so their their school had likea rifle team and he failed.

(37:38):
He didn't make the varsity rifle team, which checks out because apparently he's not
good at shooting guns, so theymade it really easy for him. I
don't know, it's like it's oneof those things. I'm not a conspiracy
theorist, but there's a lot ofweird around. How could you not Now,

(38:00):
are you in a fucking tornado?Yeah, give you a mute skirt.
No, it's climbing, I likecarrying the rain. Oh, it
was putting me at ease. Ithink it was cars driving fast or something.
I was gonna damn it. NowI've lost what I was gonna say,
this conspiracy stuff. Oh yeah,just now again everything Now, like

(38:22):
whenever I'm like scrolling through different feedsand clicking on, you know, different
reports, it's like, well,this completely contradicts this. So one am
I supposed to believe, you know, so it is hard to kind of
accept too much on face value.But there's a lot of shit stacking up.
We like. It cracks me upabout it, though, is that

(38:43):
our country has become because of thejust aft up stuff going out, that
our country has become so prone toconspiracy theories that both the Republicans and Democrats
will dueling conspiracy theories about this wherethere's a bunch of Democrats that think this
is all stage and all these Republicansthat think the Democrats were intentionally trying to
trump, and then they're just likebattling like you know what stage, No
you didn't touch No, no,what stage, And like there's just all

(39:06):
these It's like, yeah, usuallyit's one side that has the conspiracy theory,
on the other side saying there's noconspiracy. No, both sides have
their yeah exactly, because like whenI when I would go on Twitter and
like there's just so many Democrats screamingabout how the shooter was a registered Republican

(39:29):
and I'm like that's like, okay, so what's the angle then, Like
yeah, in like Pennsylvania's a statewhere he probably just filled in the first,
it was probably Republican the Democrat onthe ballot on the little paper slip,
because that's a state where you canvote in either primary no matter what.
There's no point in like independence canvote Republican or Democrat. You can

(39:50):
be a Democrat and vote in aRepublican primary. It doesn't really matter,
like the vote. It's just likea little statistic like an Oregon for example,
if you're a Demo, you canonly vote Democrat primaries, same with
Republicans can only vote Republican primaries.In Pennsylvania, you can vote whatever voted.
So he may be a registered fuckingor he was a registered Republican in

(40:14):
Pennsylvania, but fucking fedtter Men's afucking senator, so Fedterman's it's funny.
Fetterman's a Pennsylvania Center and he's aDemocrat and more Democrats hating the Republicans.
So who knows. None of itmakes sense, man, I know,
yeah, it's weird to me,like just the registering, Like I don't
even like on election day when yougo in to vote, like each party

(40:38):
has their their card that they handout toy, like this is how you
vote for our guy. And Ialways turn them all down because it's like,
no, I know what I'm votingon the way and down. I
don't want to give anybody a signalas to what I'm voting, you know
what I mean. I'm just like, nope, this is I've got this
set on, head down and thenI go and where still. You know,
you get a pencil and a fuckingand a bit of paper in your

(41:00):
check boxes. You put numbers inboxes, uh, And I like it
that way because if I'm not happywith what I'm voting for, I'll like
one year I put because you're supposedto number the boxes in order of each
candidate as to what all you wantin and instead of that, I wrote
all cunts because we have to vote. We're obliged to vote or we get

(41:28):
fined. So yeah, that's that'slike democracy. That's like that's like anti
democratic democracy or something like. That'swhat I say. Like people like,
oh, you know, the veteransfought for your right to vote. You
know you should if you're forced todo it. Yeah, exactly, And

(41:50):
also like they also fought for myright to not vote if I don't want
to. It's fucked at the moment, Like you know, everybody pil on
Australia. Luck, I get it. We suck. And right now I've
got this vipe thing here right nowthat the battery is fucking almost dead on
and ship, and I'm just tryingto get the last bit of life out

(42:12):
of it because our government just bannedold vipes and better for you though than
cigarettes. They banned cigarettes too,not at all. It's actually worth I
don't know. That's not what mydoctor said. No, the next documentary
on it, I don't okay anyway, regardless of that, they just banned

(42:37):
it, and now I have toget a prescription and to vat then,
because that's what all the gen zand millennials are doing now, is they
stopped smoking or vaping and they justuse these things that you put in your
lips that are just pure nicotine.It's like a dip pop well, but
it doesn't have tobacco in it andit doesn't cut your lip at all.

(43:00):
My boss's son is using that stuff. He keeps trying to give me one
at work. I'm like, nah, man, I'd rather just light up.
Yeah, but supposedly won't give youcancer, but who knows? Everything
gives you cancer? Man? Youshould watch though that documentary it follows that
one, that one first like mainbrand that became right now. Yeah,

(43:21):
yeah, yeah, it's about them. But it was kind of it was
cool, like you're watching it andyou're like, especially like if you're somebody
who doesn't smoke, but you're likerooting for people to you know, be
able to get off it or havinga different alternative, and you're you're watching
these guys at the same time theretrying to make money and do something different.
It was like, yeah, youknow this is the right way to

(43:42):
go, but you know it didn'tend up that way. Well, I
hope they'll ban the fucking medical VatesBrothers too strong. It's good ship we
finally legalized annabis. But yeah,it's it's insane to think that not only

(44:07):
like you're wasting tax paid dollars onpunishing people for selling stuff, you're also
robbing yourselves of tax revenue by sellingit and taxing it. It's insanity to
me. I think it's it's acrime. It's crime that cannabis isn't legal.

(44:28):
But it's another argument for another time. I think that'll do it for
this week. Fellas, I'm allout of ideas and energy. Let's go
around the horn and say, ohgoodbye. Do is it start with you?
Jay Scoop? What do you wantto let the world know on this
lovely Saturday morning slash night. Iwas just gonna say, to tie together

(44:52):
a couple of those things. Whatwasn't it didn't I just hear there was
like a hail Mary by By didn'tsing. Yeah, I'll say that marijuana
should be legal everywhere. Get someboats back. And then so Shamela Harris,
She's like, I've always been proweak and I was like, you
were back when you were walking thef up for twenty years. Yeah.

(45:15):
Out At one point she was oneof the most anti marijuana and strongest marijuana
like in terms of senses of anyuh was she like attorney general or something
whatever she was, She's like headof all the prosecutors. Go, it's
hilarious to me, montell fucking freedher mind. I'm just thinking though.

(45:39):
They were like no, Biden,no, like seriously, you're in trouble.
And then he looked at the walland there was like this thing that
said break glass if you know,Yeah, here's this topic. He's gotta
say marijuana is legal. To tryto get out of this out to ban
mental cigarettes a couple months ago,and then they really they apparently those are
very popular with my Yeah, they'vebeen seeing the black vote heavily, Like

(46:04):
usually Democrats get anywhere from ninety toninety five percent of the black vote,
and it doesn't look like it's goingthat way. So when they were about
I think a week before the mentaldan was coming into effect, You're like,
well, we're going to delay anddo more research on it, as
if there's more research than to bedone on cigarettes, and the research won't
be done until after the election.So of course I've seen that Trump has

(46:30):
been pouring out every black celebrity orfamous rich person he can find and bringing
them up on stage. So andyou know that it's very much Hey,
that person looks like me. Ilook to that person, Maybe I'll do
that vote. You know, Iknow for a fact there's people that will
vote based on what Taylor Swift votesfor us or I'm not surprised. Yeah,

(46:52):
what I will say, what Iwill say out of vote this,
Like I think, regardless of whatyou think about the Trump, what opinions
are of him, that that photographwith the flag above him and all that
like that's iconic, that's that's amoment in time, and it's magnificent sometimes,
like there's no way you could getthat that perfect. It had to

(47:14):
be saved. Yeah. And theother thing is, well the hull Hogan
at the oh God O shirt God, I gotta I gotta tell you,
like that the way that crowd poppedand everything for the shirt rip, Like
I was a kid again, Likethat was just fun to me, you
know what I mean, Like Ijust found that entertaining and fun. So

(47:36):
I was back in nineteen eighty four, fucking right before I have Big John
Starve. It was like, yes, yeah, that crowd popped huge when
he fucking tore that shirt and thattrumpe that was that was just to me.
That's good television, good entertainment,you know. Yeah. So on
that note, with how things arelooking like they might be in the short

(47:57):
near future, definitely you can helpout. You can't please God because we're
gonna need it. Uh yeah,if you want to shoot something over my
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