March 6, 2026 • 23 mins
lThe Picture” is back… and someone is not gonna be thrilled about it. 😬 What the what? Erik thinks THIS is the funniest thing on earth and absolutely refuses to let it go—especially since it may or may not involve something Laura has been quietly struggling with. You gotta hear it. Naturally, he brings it up repeatedly. Then it’s time for a huge Rando News Report packed with everything: two absolutely gross stories, one mean trend, some wild trends we can’t believe people are actually doing, and a sex topic that requires expert input from none other than Producer Claire. It’s fun, gasp-worthy, hilarious, oddly informative, and full of laughs from start to finish. You’ll be smiling the whole way through. Hit play and join the chaos. We appreciate you so much.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll
dig if you like a genuine and laft so big.
Laura's a lovable lunatic with a vive so brill The
story is are crazy, the real deal. Eric's the talent
and people with sas He's kind he Leary gets the
kind of crassus. Claire runs the show super plaint nerd
always in the note, we guarantee to make you laugh.
(00:22):
Plus sure were late, buncle, your seat belts and don't
be late.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Here we go. Get ready, it'll be great on with
the show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm starting off the podcast with a little tear in
my eye out of sheer joy because of the preciousness
of something I just realized.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Was it me walking into the room?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, this is Laura Kane after Dark by the way,
and that's Eric Rimmer and producer Claire. Hello, Okay, I
noticed Claire. The picture is back on his phone.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Oh I know right, Oh this is one.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, we took another one because his best friend Marla had.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
A little bit of a ish you.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
With problem, had a little problem as I would with
the two of us on the back.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Of the soone. But look, you can't really tell on
the back of my phone. Look there's a picture of this.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Ah see, look.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
We are we are non sexual life partners.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But like, I'm gonna need to have sex pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, how is that going?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Me having sex?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I mean, are you taking your pills.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The vagina pills you got me? You are, yes, I'm
taking the capsules he got me. They have two purposes?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What are those purposes?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
One is mood It uplifts your mood?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, you have been very jolly lately, bossy but jolly.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Very bossy, but but happy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
The second one is it helps with the lubrication of
my private part.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I see. So now it's like a slipping slide.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
No, I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'm not only doing that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, let me just let's just be real for two seconds.
I mean, what am I saying? We're always we need
to be a woman of my age. You go through menopause,
which blows, by the way, but it happens right, and
then it's like, then you have no hormones. I have
(02:23):
like no hormones whatsoever. And I don't have a doctor's
I don't have health insurance, so I don't have a
way to like get help in that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I'm just like angry and dry and like horrible,
and I feel like I don't feel like a woman anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's why doctor Rimmer is here. You your little veggie pills.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You gave me those. My niece.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
She told me to buy these gummies on TikTok. She goes,
Oh my god. She's like she's super duper like open sexually,
like just she just talks about stuff. And she's like,
oh my god, these gummies they're called like I don't
know what willies. I don't even know what they're called.
But I've been taking them consistently. But apparently she goes,
I've never been so wet. She's like twenty three.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh my god, she's wet anyway, but like I'm sweat again.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I know, I know. But anyway, she goes, these work
like a charm.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You have to get them.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm like, all right, whatever works. And then I subscribe
to this I don't even know what it's called. I'm
paying for it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So it's like this online subscription where they send you
like topical cream and testosterone pills. So it's like the
combo of all the hormones that i'm currently missing or
without are being replenished.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, so I'm kind so any day now is what
you're telling me, You're going to turn into like raging rapids, right,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
But I have nowhere to test it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's a next, next, next show that we do. I'm
bringing up. I'm bringing in Inner Tube.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I have no prospects on the horizon.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well that doesn't matter. I mean we probably should. It's
something down on the count.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
No, it's not like that, like, it's not like it's
not like not.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Like like that.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
It's not like that. It's supposed to be just for
like intimate times.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm gonna have to look for some T shirts on TIMO.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But with the hormones, it's supposed to help with everything.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like mood and because literally, like for about a year now,
I have not cared about sex. I haven't thought about it.
I haven't thought about like master waiting or like anything
nothing like. I have no thoughts about that at all.
That's probably why I haven't pursued like my online thing,
because I haven't been interested in it. And I think
(04:37):
it has everything to do with me not.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Having any hormones left.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Wow, And it's like it's bumming me out because that's
like a big thing in life that I'm missing, like
love and like intimacy, and I don't have that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
And I haven't had that in like a year or
more more than that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Probably now, listen, when things start moving things, That's why
I was just going to say, when things start moving
along and you're feeling that rush, right, let me know why,
we'll all bring over my vacuum and a pool sweep
because we're going to have to get that.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
What about a man? How about a man?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, first, let's get it. You know, pretty, it is pretty.
It is pretty pretty on the upside. I don't know
about on the inside there dumbleweeds, probably spider webs. You know,
dirt not dirt, dust perhapps, dust buddies.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well, that is dirt. I guess whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'll just do it quick enough of that.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And we're not going to talk about our sponsor tell
after Random News because we're with our sponsors.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm not going to put them next.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Right next to what we talked about your vagina.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Random News time, just play any kind of music just
to let's talk about stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And now are Los Angeles correspondent Lorcane with her random news.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
It doesn't necessarily have to be from Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh, it sounds like a comedy club, like, hey, welcome
to Lavoya Comedy Club.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Laura and her dad jokes here.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
They come, Oh yeah right, this is weird, plain weird. Okay,
there's a wellness trend gaining traction on social media.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's called halo therapy. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's a form of alternative medicine involving salt, salt, salt.
There's one particular TikTok account that is going viral because
of this trend. It's a mom who says she's salting
her kids and it's helping with their wellness.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
And this is how she's salting her children.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
She basically has their entire indoor playroom covered in salt.
So they're rolling around in salt like it's a sandbox.
They're like the walls have saltan on, the floors have salt.
Out of the their toys have salt. And she claims
by jumping around and playing in it, it's improving their
(07:04):
immune system. Okay, now there's no science to back this
up whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm calling a big fat bag of bs on this probably.
How would you get salt to stick to your walls?
It's salt.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You easily could if you just put a little moisture
on the wall of some sort.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't you must have a real wet vagina.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh enough, we were done with the vagina talk. We're done.
We're talking about done.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That is stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Now this is just gross. There's an indoor water park.
You maybe have heard of this indoor water park. I
think there's one in Orange County. It's called the Great
Wolf Lodge. It has a new special ranch flavored milkshake
this spring.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Listen to what's in it?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Oh no, I don't want to all throw up.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
There's more than just ranch in this mood.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, absolutely no.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's top with carrots, celery, whipped cream, and crispy chicken.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It's rimmed in salted lime.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You had me at rimmed.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
But the ice the ranch is not ranch. It's ice cream.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
That's flavored ranch dressed.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That is absolutely gross.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
They say it's blurring the line between dessert and a snack.
That's no, that's and it's only available.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Until the end of the month. So they go, this
is super gross.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
A rider for The Guardian is going viral about underwear.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Now, listen, I.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Wouldn't know anything about this.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
This is another thing we need to talk about because
I live with somebody who was a no underwear wear
or wearer or not wearer for very his whole life
up until about five years ago. And now he always
under her all the time because testicles, because they've fallen.
(09:02):
So so.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I'm worried about your testicles. They need support, Eric, they
need support wear underwear. You need to wear underwear. Oh
I'm sorry. Is that true? Yes, because he happens to
be my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
No, No, I'm not about the specific sorry about the testicles,
just generally, if you have testicles.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You need support, like for real, like boobs, if you
don't wear a bra, your boobs sag.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You know that's true.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Well it's the same kind of concept. But trust me,
I remember.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
But with those testicles, okay, that's awesome, they're like. But
with boobs, that's not true, says who science. I'm pretty
sure because like.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Okay, I'm sorry, Well, why we're arguing.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You need to google this derailed say dude is wearing
a bra. There you go, because that's why, like women
wear with the under wire because, especially large breasted women,
because it helps them not sag. Well, yeah, while they're
wearing it helps them support it true, but like I
think it also prevents them from So Okay, now you
(10:11):
guys are now.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
You're all doing your research. Now I'll continue with the story.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Why you're sorry, No, you do you like you're adding
to it anyway, This guy from the Guardians writer says,
you need and they're science backing this up.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
By the way, you.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Need to replace your underwear every six months, regardless if
you wash them ten million times, you wash them every
single time you wear them. Obviously you wash your underwear
every time you wear them. But he says, this writer says,
they're still fungus in bacteria attached to the underwear even.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
After you've watched them. So replace them every six.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Months, and by all means, do not own underwear for
more than a year because year old underwear. He says,
it's just gross and very unsanitary. Now he says there
is science backing that up. So the general advice is
six months to a year, replace your entire stock of underwear.
(11:13):
Oh do you wear how old is your oldest pair
of underwear?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Wow, a couple of years. But then I have a
lot of pairs of underwear, so I don't. It's not
like I wear the same pair every day, but I
wear it. So Claire is correct.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh, surprise to nobody.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
To know exactly right.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
She's done it again.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She is a genius.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I know she is.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Short. Answered, No, wearing a broad does not actually prevent
sagging in the long term.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Sagging called breaststosis, happens mainly because of aging, genetics, pregnancy
and breastfeeding, weight fluctuations, gravity over.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Time, gravity smoking.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ooh, now I just asked the same thing about underwear.
Same thing applies to balls as it does boobs.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Well, then his genetics, his genes are it let him
down in many ways. Oh, look what I just did there,
I did an expert. You are wow, Claire, who knew
this is dumb? Now this is just dumb.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
There's a trend, a dieting trend on Chinese social media
called plastic wrap eating, Oh god, where people line their
mouths with plastic clean wrap, putting a bite of food
in it, chewing it, spitting it out, and then tossing
the whole thing. And therefore you're not actually eating the food.
(12:50):
You're sort of tasting it through the plastic wrap, but
not really and it prevents you from swallowing it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That it's stupid. That is called anorexia.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
It gets called definitely an eating disport.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah that is. And plus what if you forgot and swallowed,
you would suffocate. I'm going to say something like it
would go right over your.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Really going to make you throw up?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What I saw this on a TV show.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's like some documentary or some reality.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If it's doctor pimple Popper, I don't want to hear it. Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Apparently, if you're out on the dating scene and you
are gay and.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You're a woman, which would mean a lesbian.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Right, okay, and you I want to go down on somebody,
you put plastic wrap on it?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
What I can't stop doing sexad on this show.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Welcome, I'm back, Thank you, Doctor Claire.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Hello, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Doctor Ruth is out, Doctor Claire is.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Clear it up?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Clear it up?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Claim y'all know about Yeah, what's a dental Damn what.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You put over it? So you don't get like.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
People don't really use plastic grass my understanding, it's it's
it's it's it's like a condom, but instead of you know.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right, it's just like a big square yeah, and you
just slap it on there, yes, or do you put
it on your tongue?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
You put it on the you put it on the surface,
and then you can interact.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You can do that.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's kind of like it's kind of like chewing with
the saran.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Wrap exactly, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You're basically eating and not getting any calories.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Now this is just me.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So you're like basically a vegetarian.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Air grammar ladies and gentlemen. That's all from here.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Ye play the comedy, the comedy. Yeah, God get what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
This is just mean. And I did a rap on
this for co ghosts. Oh no, now you'll know what
a rap is. Oh god, we were talking radio talk
off the air. Oh god, it's called ghost lighting. It's
a new term, dating term, and it's just plain mean.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Oh. I can only imagine.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
The mashup of ghosting and then gaslighting. Oh I bet
Karen Condy would have something. Oh yeah, because narcissists do this.
Oh well, then it's like when somebody ghosts you, they
just stop responding and they just kind of like.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
And then they get called out for it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, they act like it didn't happen, or they act
like you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh yeah, I've had that happen.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
So you've been ghost lighting, oh for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Okay, So they so they said they talked to dating
experts and somebody who ghost lights. You don't let them
slide or don't let them smooth it over, make them possible.
So right, yeah, so that's like a new dating term.
And finally I'm going to end. We're gonna end.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
With with U. Two things.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Okay, A question first, And I think young Claire, I
think us.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I wonder if they differ because Claire's twenty three and
we're old. Af Yeah, I don't want to say old were.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Don't say that she's older than I am.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
No, I'm not. No, I'm not, and I'm not sixty yet,
so shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Almost shut up.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, you get ten million dollars now right now, ten.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Million dollars boom boom, but.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Your lifespan is cut by ten years. You take the
ten million or do you leave it on the table
and live out that ten years?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Thoughts anybody want to answer?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That ten million. So let's see you take ten million,
now a million right now, and.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Then you die when you're like seventy five and stead what.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I know how long I have I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I think I think we're assuming that this is just
taking ten years off the end of your life.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, I'd take the ten million.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I think I might.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Too, because if I lived to seventy five, O cam, Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
At my age, I would. I would take the ten million.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
And then but then if I if, and when I
have grandchildren?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Why would I do that to my friends?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But see, I don't have any. So this is my
thought process. What if if I lived a bit, let's say,
be one hundred, I'd be okay, so i'd be ninety
at that point. I probably wouldn't remember that I was
even alive anyway I can. I'd be in diapers and
I'd be a raging bitch.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
You're you.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I would just be saving people from a world of hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
You're going to be a huge bitch. Oh I'm everyone.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh probably except for your nurses. You're gonna love your
nurse and you and me, But anybody else that comes
into the room will watch out.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And my friends, I'll be super nice of them, But
anybody else.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Buck away, some might not pass a test. I don't know.
You're gonna have to be awfully close to you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Are you planning on trying to ex Marla and Karen out? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Oh Karen? Maybe maybe Karen, because.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Karen is climbing that lie.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Oh how she's climbing She's like, she's almost at my level.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Well, like there's only three of you on that Well, no,
there's Heather too.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Get Heather off the list.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's one, two and three, Marlon, Me and Karen Boom done.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
All on the first tier.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
No, Marla's on the first tier. I'm on the second tier.
Karen's on the third tier. Karen is not coming up
to my level.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Well, Karen keeps the gifts I give her.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You don't buy her things from Timu the True.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
All right, And now I was just gonna say, here's
a couple of things to look forward to in March.
Daylight savings times coming back on the eighth.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Does that mean we get more sleep?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Starts this Sunday. We get less sleep, but we get
more sunshine.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Okay, I'm down for the Okay, we.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Lose an hour of sleep, though, that does kind of
mess things up. But it's okay.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Listen, No, I need more light. There's nothing worse than Yeah,
it's coming home and it's dark.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
The Oscars are on March fifteen.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I will be there.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Are you gonna do that gift? Sweet thing?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I am?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I don't know if I can do it or not,
but maybe Mary will let me go up. Do you
think she'd our boss? And do you like a thing
on the Oscars? If I go mid week? It's midweek,
it's a gifting sweep. If it's a story like, yeah,
I'll make it into a story.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I'll figure it out. I'll do like a man on
the street oscar story midweek? Yeah, so sorry, I have
to go to andlelight to do this. Okay, we'll make
it work. But so that's not this coming.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Week, right, No, it's the two weeks away, okay.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
And then March Madness starts mid month? What is that basketball? Babe?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh? Like I would know?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
And Major League Baseball begins a week after that.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
The Yankees and the Giants kick things off on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
What is Matt Crazy?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
On the twenty fifth, Conan O'Brien is going to be
the host of the Oscars. By the way, he is,
and International Women's Day is March eighth, seventeenth. Saint Patrick's
Day Ramadan ends the night of the eighteenth.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh, I want to see Project tail Mary. That looks good.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Oh that's with Ryan Gosling, his latest thriller or yes said,
action film that comes out on the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Laura's going to be there, and.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
There's a Pixar movie called Hoppers. It opens on Friday.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
M Okay, Now the Old Globe Theater, yes, which we love.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
That's something fun and something to look forward to if
you're going to see Heady Gabbler because it's a great
show and it's been extended, that's how good it is,
starring Katie Holmes as Heada. She's a complicated woman who's
very very narcissistic and she's trouble and she makes trouble
because she's bored and there's nothing worse than a board narcissist.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Right.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh boy, So anyway, things get crazy up in there
up at the Old Globe with head Us true, but
also playing at the Old Globe, we've got Bartleby and.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
That's going on because they have three stages. They do
the Old Globe Theater in Belboll Park.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
If you would like to become a subscriber, you can
pick and choose which shows you want go to.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
The Old Globe dot Org.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Should probably pick the shows we're going to.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
We're going to all of that so you can be
amazing a season ticket holder.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So Bartleby is at the Fiasco Theater.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Right, which is attached. You go to the same place, Yeah,
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And then there's Fences, Alien Girls, Kim's Convenience, the Ombres
north By Northwest.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
We're giving away tickets to head by the way see
Katie Holmes in this it's so good. And we'll tell
you how for sure, either on our social media which
is just Laura Kane after Dark everywhere, or next week
we'll tell you how we're going to give away tickets
so you can see it because it's been extended through
the end of the month.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's true. And if you want to call in to
get tickets, the number for the Old Globe is six
one nine two three four five six two three. If
you want to go online is the Old Globe dot
org and just type in LCAD and they will wave
your handling fees.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
We hope that's still the case. See what happens.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Just see what happens for sure, see what.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
And hopefully that is Yeah, figures crossed.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
But we will be giving away tickets, and we thank
you so much for watching and listening.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And should we let everybody know when we're going to Bartleby.
Well we have to figure out. You just sent me
the dates.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I've been like bugging you, like I know Claire hopefully
will be my date again.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, would you want to go see bartleb with me?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah? Okay, oh my god, we'll have We'll have another
four some four some totally.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yes, totally in bubble Park.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hope your vagina is a little.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Less Okay, Why no, we did not did not want
to attach this to that.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's right. Sorry, totally forgot. Well, we're at the tail
end of it.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
We are at the tail end.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Love your podcast, love you, love you, my sweet babies.
I'm sorry, Mamma. Does this for a living?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Why? Yeah,
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Laura's a lovable lunatic with a vive so brill The
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always in the note, we guarantee to make you laugh.
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Here we go. Get ready, it'll be great on with
the show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm starting off the podcast with a little tear in
my eye out of sheer joy because of the preciousness
of something I just realized.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Was it me walking into the room?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, this is Laura Kane after Dark by the way,
and that's Eric Rimmer and producer Claire. Hello, Okay, I
noticed Claire. The picture is back on his phone.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Oh I know right, Oh this is one.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, we took another one because his best friend Marla had.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
A little bit of a ish you.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
With problem, had a little problem as I would with
the two of us on the back.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Of the soone. But look, you can't really tell on
the back of my phone. Look there's a picture of this.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Ah see, look.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
We are we are non sexual life partners.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
But like, I'm gonna need to have sex pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, how is that going?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Me having sex?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I mean, are you taking your pills.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The vagina pills you got me? You are, yes, I'm
taking the capsules he got me. They have two purposes?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What are those purposes?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
One is mood It uplifts your mood?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, you have been very jolly lately, bossy but jolly.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Very bossy, but but happy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
The second one is it helps with the lubrication of
my private part.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I see. So now it's like a slipping slide.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
No, I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'm not only doing that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, let me just let's just be real for two seconds.
I mean, what am I saying? We're always we need
to be a woman of my age. You go through menopause,
which blows, by the way, but it happens right, and
then it's like, then you have no hormones. I have
(02:23):
like no hormones whatsoever. And I don't have a doctor's
I don't have health insurance, so I don't have a
way to like get help in that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I'm just like angry and dry and like horrible,
and I feel like I don't feel like a woman anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's why doctor Rimmer is here. You your little veggie pills.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You gave me those. My niece.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
She told me to buy these gummies on TikTok. She goes,
Oh my god. She's like she's super duper like open sexually,
like just she just talks about stuff. And she's like,
oh my god, these gummies they're called like I don't
know what willies. I don't even know what they're called.
But I've been taking them consistently. But apparently she goes,
I've never been so wet. She's like twenty three.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh my god, she's wet anyway, but like I'm sweat again.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I know, I know. But anyway, she goes, these work
like a charm.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You have to get them.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'm like, all right, whatever works. And then I subscribe
to this I don't even know what it's called. I'm
paying for it.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So it's like this online subscription where they send you
like topical cream and testosterone pills. So it's like the
combo of all the hormones that i'm currently missing or
without are being replenished.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, so I'm kind so any day now is what
you're telling me, You're going to turn into like raging rapids, right,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
But I have nowhere to test it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's a next, next, next show that we do. I'm
bringing up. I'm bringing in Inner Tube.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I have no prospects on the horizon.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well that doesn't matter. I mean we probably should. It's
something down on the count.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
No, it's not like that, like, it's not like it's
not like not.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Like like that.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
It's not like that. It's supposed to be just for
like intimate times.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm gonna have to look for some T shirts on TIMO.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
But with the hormones, it's supposed to help with everything.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like mood and because literally, like for about a year now,
I have not cared about sex. I haven't thought about it.
I haven't thought about like master waiting or like anything
nothing like. I have no thoughts about that at all.
That's probably why I haven't pursued like my online thing,
because I haven't been interested in it. And I think
(04:37):
it has everything to do with me not.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Having any hormones left.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Wow, And it's like it's bumming me out because that's
like a big thing in life that I'm missing, like
love and like intimacy, and I don't have that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
And I haven't had that in like a year or
more more than that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Probably now, listen, when things start moving things, That's why
I was just going to say, when things start moving
along and you're feeling that rush, right, let me know why,
we'll all bring over my vacuum and a pool sweep
because we're going to have to get that.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
What about a man? How about a man?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, first, let's get it. You know, pretty, it is pretty.
It is pretty pretty on the upside. I don't know
about on the inside there dumbleweeds, probably spider webs. You know,
dirt not dirt, dust perhapps, dust buddies.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well, that is dirt. I guess whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'll just do it quick enough of that.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And we're not going to talk about our sponsor tell
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Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm not going to put them next.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Right next to what we talked about your vagina.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
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Speaker 2 (05:50):
And now are Los Angeles correspondent Lorcane with her random news.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
It doesn't necessarily have to be from Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh, it sounds like a comedy club, like, hey, welcome
to Lavoya Comedy Club.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Laura and her dad jokes here.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
They come, Oh yeah right, this is weird, plain weird. Okay,
there's a wellness trend gaining traction on social media.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's called halo therapy. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's a form of alternative medicine involving salt, salt, salt.
There's one particular TikTok account that is going viral because
of this trend. It's a mom who says she's salting
her kids and it's helping with their wellness.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
And this is how she's salting her children.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
She basically has their entire indoor playroom covered in salt.
So they're rolling around in salt like it's a sandbox.
They're like the walls have saltan on, the floors have salt.
Out of the their toys have salt. And she claims
by jumping around and playing in it, it's improving their
(07:04):
immune system. Okay, now there's no science to back this
up whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm calling a big fat bag of bs on this probably.
How would you get salt to stick to your walls?
It's salt.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You easily could if you just put a little moisture
on the wall of some sort.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't you must have a real wet vagina.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh enough, we were done with the vagina talk. We're done.
We're talking about done.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That is stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Now this is just gross. There's an indoor water park.
You maybe have heard of this indoor water park. I
think there's one in Orange County. It's called the Great
Wolf Lodge. It has a new special ranch flavored milkshake
this spring.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Listen to what's in it?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Oh no, I don't want to all throw up.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
There's more than just ranch in this mood.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, absolutely no.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's top with carrots, celery, whipped cream, and crispy chicken.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It's rimmed in salted lime.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You had me at rimmed.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
But the ice the ranch is not ranch. It's ice cream.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
That's flavored ranch dressed.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That is absolutely gross.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
They say it's blurring the line between dessert and a snack.
That's no, that's and it's only available.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Until the end of the month. So they go, this
is super gross.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
A rider for The Guardian is going viral about underwear.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Now, listen, I.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Wouldn't know anything about this.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
This is another thing we need to talk about because
I live with somebody who was a no underwear wear
or wearer or not wearer for very his whole life
up until about five years ago. And now he always
under her all the time because testicles, because they've fallen.
(09:02):
So so.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I'm worried about your testicles. They need support, Eric, they
need support wear underwear. You need to wear underwear. Oh
I'm sorry. Is that true? Yes, because he happens to
be my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
No, No, I'm not about the specific sorry about the testicles,
just generally, if you have testicles.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You need support, like for real, like boobs, if you
don't wear a bra, your boobs sag.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You know that's true.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Well it's the same kind of concept. But trust me,
I remember.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
But with those testicles, okay, that's awesome, they're like. But
with boobs, that's not true, says who science. I'm pretty
sure because like.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Okay, I'm sorry, Well, why we're arguing.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You need to google this derailed say dude is wearing
a bra. There you go, because that's why, like women
wear with the under wire because, especially large breasted women,
because it helps them not sag. Well, yeah, while they're
wearing it helps them support it true, but like I
think it also prevents them from So Okay, now you
(10:11):
guys are now.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
You're all doing your research. Now I'll continue with the story.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Why you're sorry, No, you do you like you're adding
to it anyway, This guy from the Guardians writer says,
you need and they're science backing this up.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
By the way, you.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Need to replace your underwear every six months, regardless if
you wash them ten million times, you wash them every
single time you wear them. Obviously you wash your underwear
every time you wear them. But he says, this writer says,
they're still fungus in bacteria attached to the underwear even.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
After you've watched them. So replace them every six.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Months, and by all means, do not own underwear for
more than a year because year old underwear. He says,
it's just gross and very unsanitary. Now he says there
is science backing that up. So the general advice is
six months to a year, replace your entire stock of underwear.
(11:13):
Oh do you wear how old is your oldest pair
of underwear?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Wow, a couple of years. But then I have a
lot of pairs of underwear, so I don't. It's not
like I wear the same pair every day, but I
wear it. So Claire is correct.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh, surprise to nobody.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
To know exactly right.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
She's done it again.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She is a genius.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I know she is.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Short. Answered, No, wearing a broad does not actually prevent
sagging in the long term.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Sagging called breaststosis, happens mainly because of aging, genetics, pregnancy
and breastfeeding, weight fluctuations, gravity over.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Time, gravity smoking.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ooh, now I just asked the same thing about underwear.
Same thing applies to balls as it does boobs.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Well, then his genetics, his genes are it let him
down in many ways. Oh, look what I just did there,
I did an expert. You are wow, Claire, who knew
this is dumb? Now this is just dumb.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
There's a trend, a dieting trend on Chinese social media
called plastic wrap eating, Oh god, where people line their
mouths with plastic clean wrap, putting a bite of food
in it, chewing it, spitting it out, and then tossing
the whole thing. And therefore you're not actually eating the food.
(12:50):
You're sort of tasting it through the plastic wrap, but
not really and it prevents you from swallowing it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
That it's stupid. That is called anorexia.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
It gets called definitely an eating disport.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah that is. And plus what if you forgot and swallowed,
you would suffocate. I'm going to say something like it
would go right over your.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Really going to make you throw up?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What I saw this on a TV show.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's like some documentary or some reality.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If it's doctor pimple Popper, I don't want to hear it. Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Apparently, if you're out on the dating scene and you
are gay and.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You're a woman, which would mean a lesbian.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Right, okay, and you I want to go down on somebody,
you put plastic wrap on it?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
What I can't stop doing sexad on this show.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Welcome, I'm back, Thank you, Doctor Claire.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Hello, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Doctor Ruth is out, Doctor Claire is.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Clear it up?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Clear it up?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Claim y'all know about Yeah, what's a dental Damn what.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You put over it? So you don't get like.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
People don't really use plastic grass my understanding, it's it's
it's it's it's like a condom, but instead of you know.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right, it's just like a big square yeah, and you
just slap it on there, yes, or do you put
it on your tongue?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
You put it on the you put it on the surface,
and then you can interact.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You can do that.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's kind of like it's kind of like chewing with
the saran.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Wrap exactly, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You're basically eating and not getting any calories.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Now this is just me.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So you're like basically a vegetarian.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Air grammar ladies and gentlemen. That's all from here.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Ye play the comedy, the comedy. Yeah, God get what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
This is just mean. And I did a rap on
this for co ghosts. Oh no, now you'll know what
a rap is. Oh god, we were talking radio talk
off the air. Oh god, it's called ghost lighting. It's
a new term, dating term, and it's just plain mean.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Oh. I can only imagine.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
The mashup of ghosting and then gaslighting. Oh I bet
Karen Condy would have something. Oh yeah, because narcissists do this.
Oh well, then it's like when somebody ghosts you, they
just stop responding and they just kind of like.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
And then they get called out for it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, they act like it didn't happen, or they act
like you're crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh yeah, I've had that happen.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
So you've been ghost lighting, oh for sure.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Okay, So they so they said they talked to dating
experts and somebody who ghost lights. You don't let them
slide or don't let them smooth it over, make them possible.
So right, yeah, so that's like a new dating term.
And finally I'm going to end. We're gonna end.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
With with U. Two things.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Okay, A question first, And I think young Claire, I
think us.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I wonder if they differ because Claire's twenty three and
we're old. Af Yeah, I don't want to say old were.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Don't say that she's older than I am.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
No, I'm not. No, I'm not, and I'm not sixty yet,
so shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Almost shut up.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, you get ten million dollars now right now, ten.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Million dollars boom boom, but.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Your lifespan is cut by ten years. You take the
ten million or do you leave it on the table
and live out that ten years?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Thoughts anybody want to answer?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That ten million. So let's see you take ten million,
now a million right now, and.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Then you die when you're like seventy five and stead what.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I know how long I have I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I think I think we're assuming that this is just
taking ten years off the end of your life.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, I'd take the ten million.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I think I might.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Too, because if I lived to seventy five, O cam, Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
At my age, I would. I would take the ten million.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
And then but then if I if, and when I
have grandchildren?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Why would I do that to my friends?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But see, I don't have any. So this is my
thought process. What if if I lived a bit, let's say,
be one hundred, I'd be okay, so i'd be ninety
at that point. I probably wouldn't remember that I was
even alive anyway I can. I'd be in diapers and
I'd be a raging bitch.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
You're you.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I would just be saving people from a world of hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
You're going to be a huge bitch. Oh I'm everyone.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Oh probably except for your nurses. You're gonna love your
nurse and you and me, But anybody else that comes
into the room will watch out.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And my friends, I'll be super nice of them, But
anybody else.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Buck away, some might not pass a test. I don't know.
You're gonna have to be awfully close to you.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Are you planning on trying to ex Marla and Karen out? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Oh Karen? Maybe maybe Karen, because.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Karen is climbing that lie.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Oh how she's climbing She's like, she's almost at my level.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Well, like there's only three of you on that Well, no,
there's Heather too.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Get Heather off the list.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's one, two and three, Marlon, Me and Karen Boom done.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
All on the first tier.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
No, Marla's on the first tier. I'm on the second tier.
Karen's on the third tier. Karen is not coming up
to my level.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Well, Karen keeps the gifts I give her.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You don't buy her things from Timu the True.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
All right, And now I was just gonna say, here's
a couple of things to look forward to in March.
Daylight savings times coming back on the eighth.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Does that mean we get more sleep?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Starts this Sunday. We get less sleep, but we get
more sunshine.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Okay, I'm down for the Okay, we.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Lose an hour of sleep, though, that does kind of
mess things up. But it's okay.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Listen, No, I need more light. There's nothing worse than Yeah,
it's coming home and it's dark.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
The Oscars are on March fifteen.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I will be there.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Are you gonna do that gift? Sweet thing?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I am?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I don't know if I can do it or not,
but maybe Mary will let me go up. Do you
think she'd our boss? And do you like a thing
on the Oscars? If I go mid week? It's midweek,
it's a gifting sweep. If it's a story like, yeah,
I'll make it into a story.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I'll figure it out. I'll do like a man on
the street oscar story midweek? Yeah, so sorry, I have
to go to andlelight to do this. Okay, we'll make
it work. But so that's not this coming.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Week, right, No, it's the two weeks away, okay.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
And then March Madness starts mid month? What is that basketball? Babe?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh? Like I would know?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
And Major League Baseball begins a week after that.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
The Yankees and the Giants kick things off on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
What is Matt Crazy?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
On the twenty fifth, Conan O'Brien is going to be
the host of the Oscars. By the way, he is,
and International Women's Day is March eighth, seventeenth. Saint Patrick's
Day Ramadan ends the night of the eighteenth.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh, I want to see Project tail Mary. That looks good.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Oh that's with Ryan Gosling, his latest thriller or yes said,
action film that comes out on the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Laura's going to be there, and.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
There's a Pixar movie called Hoppers. It opens on Friday.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
M Okay, Now the Old Globe Theater, yes, which we love.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
That's something fun and something to look forward to if
you're going to see Heady Gabbler because it's a great
show and it's been extended, that's how good it is,
starring Katie Holmes as Heada. She's a complicated woman who's
very very narcissistic and she's trouble and she makes trouble
because she's bored and there's nothing worse than a board narcissist.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Right.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh boy, So anyway, things get crazy up in there
up at the Old Globe with head Us true, but
also playing at the Old Globe, we've got Bartleby and.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
That's going on because they have three stages. They do
the Old Globe Theater in Belboll Park.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
If you would like to become a subscriber, you can
pick and choose which shows you want go to.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
The Old Globe dot Org.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Should probably pick the shows we're going to.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
We're going to all of that so you can be
amazing a season ticket holder.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So Bartleby is at the Fiasco Theater.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Right, which is attached. You go to the same place, Yeah,
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
And then there's Fences, Alien Girls, Kim's Convenience, the Ombres
north By Northwest.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
We're giving away tickets to head by the way see
Katie Holmes in this it's so good. And we'll tell
you how for sure, either on our social media which
is just Laura Kane after Dark everywhere, or next week
we'll tell you how we're going to give away tickets
so you can see it because it's been extended through
the end of the month.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's true. And if you want to call in to
get tickets, the number for the Old Globe is six
one nine two three four five six two three. If
you want to go online is the Old Globe dot
org and just type in LCAD and they will wave
your handling fees.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
We hope that's still the case. See what happens.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Just see what happens for sure, see what.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
And hopefully that is Yeah, figures crossed.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
But we will be giving away tickets, and we thank
you so much for watching and listening.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And should we let everybody know when we're going to Bartleby.
Well we have to figure out. You just sent me
the dates.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I've been like bugging you, like I know Claire hopefully
will be my date again.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, would you want to go see bartleb with me?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah? Okay, oh my god, we'll have We'll have another
four some four some totally.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yes, totally in bubble Park.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Hope your vagina is a little.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Less Okay, Why no, we did not did not want
to attach this to that.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's right. Sorry, totally forgot. Well, we're at the tail
end of it.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
We are at the tail end.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Love your podcast, love you, love you, my sweet babies.
I'm sorry, Mamma. Does this for a living?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Why? Yeah,
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