January 29, 2026 • 42 mins
An embarrassing public bet payoff… and yes, it’s ALL on video. Laura pays the ultimate price in public and the cameras do not look away. Cringe, laughter, secondhand embarrassment—consider yourself warned. Then we debut a brand-new game, “F, Marry, Kill,” and somehow take it way more seriously than anyone should. Celebrities, well-known faces, bold opinions, and zero backtracking. It gets heated. It gets hilarious. Plus, don’t miss your chance to see Hedda Gabler at The Old Globe, opening in early February. Our podcast family is going together on February 13th—come with us! 🎭 🎟 Use code LCAD and your handling fees will be waived. Laugh, gasp, judge our choices, and love every second.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers of podcast You'll
Dig If you like a genuine and laughed so big.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Laura's a love of ballunatic with.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The yve so brill The stories are crazy, the real deal.
Eric's the talent the people with sas. He's kind, he
lever gets some kind of crass. Claire runs the show
Stumper plaint nerd always in the note but guarantee to
make you laugh BLUs.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Sure we're late, Go on your seat belts and don't
be late. Here we go. Get ready, it'll be great.
On with the show.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
This is Eric Grimmer, my co host, and we have
Claire behind the mic, producer Claire Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Claire.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
We were laughing because we were like, we're going are
opening a little montage. We're like, oh, we look cute
in that picture. Oh that one's cute. We look good there, Like,
oh my god, totally totally totally anyway, Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
You're tubular, Kane. Tubular, You're totally tubular.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
What do you think about this?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Like little prim and proper dress that I'm wearing today,
well and with my flats.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, you look like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Like, here are my little flats that I'm wearing with it.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Okay, I'll tell you all about that about my very important,
very oh my microphone just went out.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Uh oh, my very there.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It is my very important, very fancy girl lunch today.
And then Clare at something really cute and funny that
haven't been at work today.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And when we have the video.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Of the payoff from the bet that I lost the
Temu Terrible Team Christmas Exchange and we went out last night.
We did, and we have the video of that for you.
We also are going to do a round of f
Mary Kill. You know that game. I bought it. I
(02:08):
bought this. I bought it and it has like celebrities
and whatnot I don't know. And so we each are
going to play a couple of rounds of that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I have a question game. We have like a lot
of fun things to do.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So and right now we need it fun.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
We need fun. Why are you not having fun in life?
Or just just because we need oh, we need we
need to laugh. We need to just chill.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
We need positivity.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And you know what you need to do get your
tickets all going on Friday the thirteen at the Old
Globe Theater. This is the first production out of the
shoot for twenty twenty six. Oh my gosh, okay, so
it starts on February seventh. That's my opending night, Claire, myself,
(02:58):
Eric and his friend were all going to go on
Friday the thirteenth, February thirteenth, and if you hopefully that'd
be fun if you could join us on that night.
Let me tell you about this show starting Katie Holmes.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That's right, tell us Kane.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Film television and stage star Katie Holmes brings to life
a landmark role in one of the defining masterpieces of
world drama. Heda and Tesmon have just returned from their honeymoon,
and the cracks in their marriage are already showing. Bored
and restless, Hedda tries to control those around her, but
(03:44):
her schemes tightened, her world begins to unravel. Artistic director
Barry Edelstein reuniting with Holmes.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
They've worked together before. It's gonna be amazing. We had
him on. You've maybe hopefully watched the interview.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
This great personally fascinating, I as.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Incredibly talented and so they are currently in rehearsals right now.
The show kicks off February seven, that goes through March eighth.
And this is just the first show of a huge
season of the Old Globe Theater. And I will give
(04:22):
you the I'll give you the phone number, and.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
In the meantime, I'll give you them the phone number.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Well, I want you to read what other productions that
they have to choose from, because you know what we're
going to do.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Here's what you can do at the Old Globe.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
What you can do, like you like you're buying season
tickets to the Padres whatever, you can buy season passes
to the Old Globe, and you could pick and choose
which productions you want to see. So you could pick, oh,
I want to see these four, and then.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You buy a package. So incredible.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
The shows that are put on at the Old Globe
more often than not go to Broadway.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They are top notch.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
They are incredible, and you're going to be this close
to Katie Owen.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh my gosh, and there's one coming.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Up oh begin again.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
With music by the lead singer of Train. It's gonna
be just outstanding.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Whatever, And you've got.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Time for that because that's coming out in September.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That's yeah, but that's one you could pick.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yes, one you can pick. There's also Bartleby Fences, Alien Girls,
Kim's Convenience, the Ombres Measure for Measure north By Northwest,
which I'm really excited about it. Yes, I'm really excited
about seeing Kim's Convenience too. Yes, me too, Sarah, No
much to do about nothing and begin again and then
Top Dog Underdog, which is closes out the season.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Okay, so you're going to get a deal if you
do the following thing. When you call this phone number
or go on the line, the number is six one
nine two three four. I have six two three for
the Old Globe Theater. When you call to get your tickets,
get your tickets tonight we go February thirteenth. Can be fine,
(06:07):
we will all like hang out together.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
When I have a group of friends that are coming
to night, We're great.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
And when you call the box office, make sure you
give them the code LCA D because then your handling
fees are completely waved.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Can they do it online as well?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yes, the Old Globe dot org perfect.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
And when you get to that part or there there's
like a link and on there just put LCAD obviously
stands for Laura Kane after Dark, and that is your
code to get your handling fees waved perfect. And this
is you know what if you haven't been to the
theater in a while, Like I don't remember the last
(06:52):
time I actually saw a show a theater production except
for my daughters, you know, at Florida.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
God, if you haven't.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Been, you don't remember, like how incredible it is to
see live performances like in front of your eyes, like
it's just it's magical.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to get a haircut for this.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh man, I'm gonna have to get a new outfit
for this whole. We are going to look so cute.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
You really are.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Again, the phone number is six one nine two three
four five six two three. I remember that code LCA
D And we want to see you there, and you
want to see the show, and you want to see Kittie.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Holmes in it. Absolutely, it's going to be outstands.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
It's gonna be amazing. And if you do it online,
it's the old Globe dot org.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Okay, so thank you, old Globe Globe Okay, now today
I'll just get my little thing out of the way.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
That's why you look so famous.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
This is why I have my little gingham dress that
comes all the way down to my ink. I have
flats with little pearls, black flats with pearls on.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
The what do you call this the strap?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And I wore a little black sweater because I wanted
to be fancy and look very professional for my employee
of the Year. All lunch, yes, which still like blows
my mind. With the general manager of iHeart Noreen, and
(08:30):
the program director of Coogo and UH seven sixty Sports
and just all around, she's kind of like she's like
the boss, she's like the big She's they're the two
big wigs basically in the building. And I had the
(08:50):
opportunity to have lunch with these women and we had
the best time. We went to a restaurant called Maddie
A M I mean m A d I. It's in
right outside of Kensington on at US.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It's a really great brunch place. People like line up
like all weekend. It's really popular. It was really really
good and we just had a great time talking about
just girls stuff and we're just all sorts of things.
We could have been there all day, but you know,
we had to actually go to work. But I just
(09:28):
felt so grateful to be in their presence, and I
told them that I was like, you know, to be
sitting here with two such accomplished women that are in
such powerful positions is.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So inspiring to me.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
And I am I'm humbled, and I'm grateful, and this
is just such a incredible honor.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So I was very It was a great day.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
And then I went to work after that, and you know,
busted out some stories for the Morning News, Cogo's Morning News,
and something happened to Claire, who also works at Cogo.
She is uh kind of a big deal over there
at the Morning News. She is the producer and at
(10:16):
twenty three years old, like handles the morning news program,
which is a lot there's a lot of news. There's
a lot of moving parts, and Claire does it.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
There's so much news, there's so much, there's too much news.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
There's I don't know, we don't need any more news.
She has to figure out like what to pull, what
to put in, what to like time it out. She
has to do like all that kind of stuff and
like talk to me, so something other than news happened.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I roll up to work at three in the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
As you talk more into your mic, like you yelled
a so.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Sorry, that's so true. I am a filthy hypocrite.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
You're oh, yeah, do you feel better?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I do, okay, camera, there you go.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay. So I roll up to work at like three am,
as per uge, and on the door I walk in,
there's this sign that's in red that says, s O
s if the owner of this car please reach out
to us Gina and Frankie the Morning Show like we
need to know whose car this is, and it's my car.
(11:26):
It's a picture of my car. And so I get
and it's like it's like, in hindsight, it was clearly
a joke. They say, like the color, the make, and
then they say hygiene a little dusty, but.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It was like big, it's a little dusty.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
But it was a big red letters and I was
like scared.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
And the signs were everywhere, and.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
There were like five of them around the office, and
so I'm like, what have I done? Like have I
committed some kind of social faux pauw? Like did I
run over someone's grandma in the parking lot, and I know.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
How you are a real follower.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
This is my worst nightmare, Like what did I do?
I'm like, they're coming to take me away. I like,
did I cut someone off like in the parking lot
and now they're mad at me. I don't know, so
I text the number. They don't text me back. I
took down all the signs in the morning because I
was freaking out, like very briefly, and then I checked
(12:18):
their Instagram figured out what it was. Apparently I've been
just this last week, I've started parking in Gina's parking
spot Gina the Latina from our channel nine three to three.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
We don't we don't have a sign parking, but like no,
some some people park in the same spot like every morning,
and that it's kind of like you kind of know
whose spot it is. So apparently Claire's been swooping in
and it's.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Literally just like the spot next to where I usually park.
And so I was doing it on accident, like I
just happened to pick a different spot. I maybe there's
no sign in there's no and I get there before her,
so I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
That's where she parks, right.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
And so they never text me back. Uh. I just
roll up to the show at the time when they
said they were going to talk about it on their Instagram,
and I go to the window of their studio and
I've got the sign and everyone can see me except Gina.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Oh my god, and they're all.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Like, you're gonna be so upset when you find out
who this is. Like this person's so sweet there. They
were really worried they made me upset. They did not
make me upset, And so I got to go on
the air and defend myself. Oh, like, did you know
this is an unspoken rule? Absolutely not. How would I know? That?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Hilarious?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
But I scared them because I took all the signs
down and they were like, we're in trouble.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
So they thought they were like somebody had somebody else
had taken them down.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Yeah, like like like like a boss. I come in
and been like, this is me and I'm shutting this
production down.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Oh that is hilarious.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I know, Oh boy, Claire, but yeah, she was like
she was on Channel nine three three with Frankie Gina.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Check out their instagram for the context for that.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yes, tomorrow, the whole.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Morning team is going to park at that in those
couple of spots.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
The Cogo News team is going to take over the
nineteen hilarious spots.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I don't know start spot, but a sign on it.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, so there we go. Oh, speaking of spots.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Part of my winning the employee of the Year at iHeart,
I get my own parking spot all year and apparently
Travis is going to be painting it for me. It's
not gonna say my name, is just going to say
Employee of the Year and it's going to be painted
and that's gonna be wor I roll.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Up every days nice.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
And then I got like a gift card today and
like it just I'm just blown away. So it was
a great day.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
I'm so happy for.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
You, which really made up for the events that took place.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Last night.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
It was amazing and uh, you wanted to go ahead
and tell everybody before we roll the video.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Well, and unfortunately there was one of the props that
we couldn't get to work, which were your earrings. The
little cat sitting on a toilet reading a paper.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah yeah, but everything else, every hideous gift that Eric
presented to me during our Terribles Christmas exchange.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Laura was wearing I was wearing or you know what
you forgot one thing? What you forgot to wrap yourself
in the warmth of the David Hasselhof blanket. Okay, we
might have to do this again.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
No, we are not, we are not.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I had the bag that said hobo I the anal
beads tied to my side of my shirt that said
I clogged the toilet or whatever the shirt said.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
If it's clogged, I'm involved. It was amazing.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
It doesn't even rhyme.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
We had to hurt at that, said my coochies, Harry.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
And then my blow up boyfriend, Jean the Machine. You'll
see the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
So it was amazing. Laura, you're such a good sport
in the restaurant thought she was insane.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
You'll see. I paid off the bet last night. And
here it is, Laura.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Are you ready for your night out? Jean the Machine,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Get some Mexican food.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
And you know I heard that Jean gets really bad casts,
so you might want to turn away tonight.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, do you see this hole?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Get up?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Look at this U Can you lift the home bag
so we can see the look a look at the
anal beans are right there.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh man, thank you Eric. That T shirt, Thank you Eric,
Thank you Eric. What you've done to me. Look what
you've done to me.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Jeans a little shorter than I know that you like,
but you know he makes up for it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
He has in that department.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Well that's what that's what the atal beads are, right.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I don't think I've ever been this, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You know who you look like? Right now? Britney spears
like your child. Sit on your lap.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, let's go get some let's go here.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
This is amazing. Oh my god, they're they're they're already laughing,
by the way, my god, they're already laughing.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I like.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Brito.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Just a blow us uh me noo.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Uh he wants a.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Okay and uh room you o.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Oh do you need me a pain?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Damn write.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
She lost a pat.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
What do you think about? What do you think about
what you just saw coming in here? Do you like it?
I think it's hot? Do you think I look crazy?
Do I look like somebody you'd want to date? Do
(18:53):
I look like a complete psychopath?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (18:58):
My, there we go, there, there we go.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Hey, Laura, I think Jane said he was hungry.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Are you hungry, honey?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Or doom boom mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
You're gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
That she enjoyed yourself so thoroughly.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
What about that guy?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
When I was asking him all sorts of questions, would
you date me? Do you think I look cute? He
was like, And then I'm like, do you think I'm
a complete psychopath? And that's when he was like, he
had the total elevator eyes for you, though I don't
know what he shouldn't have because I looked like certifiable,
oh for sure. And Eric didn't get the video of
the people that were eating next to us, the in
(20:00):
after us.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Well, here's the problem. I you know, I barely know
how to offer. I know, and I thought I was
recording and I that's.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Right, Oh yeah, that whole thing.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
He thought he had recorded their their reactions, which would
have been really funny.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
But of course he goes, oh wait, it didn't push record.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Yeah, like oh, they would look over at me like, well,
he looks halfway normal, and then they looked at her
and they would just start laughing.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Okay, so there you go. This year bet paid off.
I don't know, are we going to bring it back
next year?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
We'll see see, we'll see.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I don't know, we'll see what discussed.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I don't know if it's run its course or not.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
But listen, if this year was at an indication.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Hell no, I mean there's still some things on there
that like.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
We go deep, yeah, deep deep deep. Okay, I got
a game. I got a game. I got a game.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
And you guys each have a stack of cards. We're
going to play the game f Mary Kill. And you
know how to play that. Like you you you were
going to pick three cards off the top, not yet,
and then we're going to go around and like you'll
start and you'll read the three that you got, and
(21:17):
then you have to pick which one you'd hump, which
one you'd kill, and which one you'd marry. Okay, and
maybe and you're reasoning behind it because I don't know,
we'll see. Oh you're going to even shuffle your little deck. Okay,
Claire has a deck. I have a deck, and uh,
we are now about to play f start us off,
(21:44):
pick the three off the top.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
And then tell us oh the okay, I got it. Okay,
there you go, so easy.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Okay, So who did you get, who'd you get?
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I would tell us who.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
You got first.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I got Paris Hilton, al Capone and Melania Trump.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Okay, so first of all, who would you marry?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I'd marry Paris Hilton.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Okay, good, good, idea, He's got a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I'd f al Capone, and I'd kill Malania Trump. Okay,
you know what?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
That makes perfect sense in your world? Yes, okay, I'll
go next.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I have Megan Fox, Meghan Markel, and Gordon Ramsay.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
The chef, the mean chef. Okay, so who would I hump?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Hump is diabolical art?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Who would I f? Let's see? Who would I? Okay,
let's see. I need this is Mary and then killed kills.
You know what? I would f Megan Fox?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I would Oh my gosh, this is gonna be sound twisted.
But I would kill Megan Markle because she bugs the
crap out of me and I think she's like, I'm
not a good person. But I'm left marrying Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
But you'd never go hungry?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh, I would eat, like you really would. Oh, so
there we go.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
He's kind of angry, so he'd probably be a monster
in bed.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Oh yeah, Okay, I'm up for that, all right, Claire,
who you got off the top name?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
You're three? Let's see what we got.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I don't know who that is. I'm just giving it. Okay.
I've got Amy Winehouse okay, David Hasselhoff okay, and Lindsay
Lohan post breakdown.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh okay, so they're good, healthy Lindsay lehanne Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
This is more difficult than it seems.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
This is I mean, ar got like a really like
a one teed up for him at the beginning. That
was pretty easy. I think I'm gonna marry Lindsay Loehan
f Amy Winehouse and kill David.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Harry, David, You're gonna wait, You're gonna marry Lindsay Lohan
post break She's an adult woman. She's doing a child.
She's awesome, and I.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Could be the mother to that child.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Who are you killing?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
David? You know what?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
It's okay.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
He's had his side, he's had plenty of fun.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
He's had a lot of fun, and then you can
make peace.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Amy wine House, Oh.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You know what I I I support all of those.
Thank you, all right, Eric, your next round?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Amy Schumer, okay, your cousin, your cousin, Okay, I going
to pick two different ones. No, no, no, a family member.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Well, then you don't have to kill your cousin or
marry your cousin. The choices you have to figure this
is the this is the point of the game.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's very difficult.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Okay, let me see here, all right, Amy Schumer, my
cousin or my friend's dad. Okay, so I would I
would marry Amy Schumer, I would f my friend's dad,
(25:37):
and I would terrible. I can't like, I can't marry that.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I understand, understandable. God, sorry that you have to make
that choice. I sure hope your cousin.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I hope he is not listening.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
The Easter Bunny, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Kanye West, who, by
the way, did you see, came out with a huge apology.
He wrote a huge letter on I think it was
the Wall Street Journal. He posted it and he said
he went through a four month manic episode or something
(26:20):
like that, and he was like incredibly apologetic and saying
that he was mortified by the things he said about
Jewish people and about like some of the things he
spouted out, and he doesn't expect to be.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Listen. But here's where it gets a little bit.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Like and it sounded like, okay, you know, everybody I
believe in life deserves a second chance, you know. And
the things he was saying, he was taking full accountability,
you know, like I you know, I'm bipolar. I da
da da da. Well guess what else is going on
in his life? What he's releasing album. Of course, that
(27:02):
kind of that like threw me off. Then I was like,
wait a minute, I.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Was feeling I was kind of feeling you. I was
almost forgiving you.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I knew there was an alt.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Kanye, I'm killing you. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I have to f either SpongeBob square of Pants or
the Easter Bunny. I'm going to marry SpongeBob square Pants
because he's positive, he's happy all the time, and we'd
have a great fun life. The Easter Bunny, that Easter
Bunny suit sometimes seems a little like there's someone inside
(27:41):
that's freaky.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
And you know how they always say f like bunnies.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
It's they do say that and furreyes and everything. So
I'm gonna f the Easter Your.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Eyes would be as good as rolled back. God.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
All right, Claire, You're a a fun game.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Have fun. I've got Britney Spears.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Oh, this is going to be down.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Doesn't This one doesn't say the other one specified. This
one does not specify. Wow, okay, so wide open Captain America.
Oh and Barack Obama.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Boy, okay, first Lady Claire Obama.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
This is interesting.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
There's a lot of responsibility.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Who she's going to kill?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
That's really my issue. Okay, well I'll work backwards.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay, whould I'm hm hmm.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
This is going to be inside like really, I know.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
I am going to f Barack Obama.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Oh kind of loving that Mary.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Captain America. Okay, and kill Britney Spears.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh, just put her out of a misery.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Literally, free Brittany, Free.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Brittany forever good, A free Prittney from this mortal cool god.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
You know what, those are very thought out, well thought
out choice.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
I just feel like Captain America would be a good husband.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh for sure, protect the heck out of you. You
would never be robbed, and if you were, you would
be like he would.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'd be good.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I mean, you're good, you're taking care of and I
bet making credibly, you'd make great babies.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Okay, is it your turn? We'll do we'll do one
more round one around.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Okay, the local postman, Marilyn Monroe, and Mike Tyson.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Okay, who first of all out of those three would
you marry?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
H Okay, this this is tough.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I I would marry Marilyn Monroe, Okay, I would f
Mike Tyson wow, mm hmmm. And postal on my.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Local you go postal on the postman.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
That's just like the wrong answer, I feel. I think
that's the first one that we've had that.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I really, what do you what? What? What do you
think he should who do you think he should have killed?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
You absolutely have to marry the postman? F maryor Mila
Moreau kill Mike Tyson.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Actually that is I'm way more comfortable with that. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Not to tell you how to live your life.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Right, No, just opinions, just our our input. That's just
in our input.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I just work here.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Now you hold on, I main does postman? Would that
count as like a Federal Express driver or UPS?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Okay, then I'm changing my tune because my UPS driver
is so hot, So I'm going to change that. I'm
gonna marry my postal guy. Sorry, Mike Tyson and then
I'm gonna switch the last.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, you're gonna marry.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Who are you gonna f?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
I'm gonna f Marilyn Monroe?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
And then Mike, Okay, do we feel better about this?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
I I just thought, oh, postal, I never see my
post mum, but I do see my ups.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Oh and yeah, so cut upper thighs.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
That would crack a walnut. I'm telling you he could use.
I put my head between those days. Let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I've Kristen Stewart, Okay, who has Where has she been lately?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
She's one of those actresses that I'm like, I don't
even know how you get rolls because she's so boring.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
She was, She's good and Twilight.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I mean, I don't know what else I've seen her
in late Lee, I have seen her in anything Lee.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
She was in a movie called Underwater that was like
a science fiction like Aliens Underwater, and she was good
in that because she barely had any time the.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Lesbian bodybuilding one. Oh, but all she had to be
in that was like hot and smoke cigarettes. And she
did that.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
And that's what she does, like on the daily anyway, right,
christ And Stewart, Kim Kardashian, Okay, wonder woman. Okay, I'm
going to start off with who I would f.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Is this your Is this your late lesbian coming?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yes, I was thinking about that today and I'm like,
you know what, I wonder what if you?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I wonder if, like in.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
My later years, I just decide I'm just done with men.
I just want to be with a woman. I think
it's because I was watching this TV show where it
was something similar to that it happened, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Like, I wonder if that whatever happened with me.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
You never know, you never you never know you fall
in love with a person right now.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Oh listen, that's not going to happen, because you and
I are gonna live our twilight years together.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I know. But I could still have a side piece as.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Long as I can have a side piece.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
You you're going to have a side piece, I know you. Okay.
So Chris, Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I think I'm gonna f Kristen Stewart because I think.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
She'd be really good at it, probably because she is
with a woman, and I think she knows all the tricks.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Of the trick. That's true.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
And she would help me out because I don't and I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Sure she likes to eat box so.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
I'm sure she helped me. She'd teach me things the
art of scissoring.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, okay, there we go. Now I would marry.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Please say you're gonna marry wonder Woman. I she's got
the Golden Last suit.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, I know, but I kind of want to marry
Kim Kardashian because think about that lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I want to live that lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
I was not gonna share it with you.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Oh, yes she is.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
If I marry her, I'm going to be in the
how I'm going to be in the Jenner Kardashian cold.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yes, you will be with with with like one beige
couch and oh that'll be perfect because if you spill
food on the couch, nobody will even know perfect.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm sorry, I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Oh, I'll have a chef, I'll have like a workout trainer,
I'll have this, all that, all the clothes, I'll have
all the skims.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I ever wanted.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Oh my god, wonder Woman, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Wonderful.
I'm just gonna have to kill her. I'm gonna have
to kill her. I'm gonna have to kill wonder woman.
I'm sorry. I don't know if you guys agree with
my choices, but that's we do one more my choices.
Well it's clear show Oh that's right, it is clear.
Don't disclat one that will do one.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Around, Okay, Mark Zuckerberg, Okay, Donald Trump, and Prince Harry.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
This is this is difficult.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Sale all been doing here.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Now you've got to be careful with this one, because
there's like, I feel like your choice could have an
impact on the world.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
That national geopolitical implication for real. Oh god, Okay.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Like I'm okay, I'm only worried about one.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Well, I just don't want this much attention.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
It's the thing, Okay.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
I don't want to be in the news. Okay, So
I guess I marry Mark Zuckerberg. I think that's the
one you're in the news least.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
About, yes, because I would be under the radar.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
It would be like Mark Zuckerberg has a new, controversially
young wife for like two days, and then no one would.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Carry right, Okay, Oh boy, kill and Mary kill and Mary.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
No.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
No, I'm marry Mark.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I mean f and kill.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
I guess I f Prince Harry and kill the perfect.
At least I get to go to a palace.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, and then he and Millennia will be together.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah. See, there we go here, we're keeping the magic alive.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
The reason I kind of felt like I wanted you
to marry Donald Trump. Listen to my lug am I
going to fix him, Yes, because you are going to
have You're because your magical femininity.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
He's going to henotize him.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Not.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
He hasn't met clar yet. And she's gonna fix things.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I've tried to do that for men before. It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
You can't fix them.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
You can't fix them.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Like that.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
I don't care the amount of emotional energy it would
take me to fix him.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
She would she would have a head of gray hair
within five days.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Okay, while we're around, then we're done.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
It was so much fun. Oh okay, so weird. Jackie Chan,
Homer Simpson and Princess Diana. Okay, okay, I would marry
Princess Diana.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Good choice.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I would.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Come on, you know what to do? You know what
to do?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
F Homer Simpson and wait, really, Eric is bad at
this game.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
He's so bad, he's not thinking correctly.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
I'd marry Princess Diana. I would oh no, oh no,
I would f Jackie Chan and kill Homer Simpsons. I
forgot he's a puppet.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah, he's a cartoon character.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Sorry, you're gonna add yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Okay, Oh, mine are Darth Vader, Madonna and Justin Bieber.
Oh my god, wow, I have I'm kind of like,
I know this is sick because I'm a very, very
(38:26):
old woman, but I have the hots for Justin Bieber lately.
The way his new vibe, his new kind of look,
like his swagger, I love it.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
I want to f him. I'm effing Justin Bieber. Okay,
I'm gonna marry Madonna.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Good for you, because I think together we could just
rule the world.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yes, yeah, And then Darth Vader, he's a bad guy.
Can it's gonna kill him?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
He gets killed anyway?
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, Kit clear you're ending us out? Then were and
then we're done? See Okay, I got mister worldwide, Pitbull.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Freddy Krueger and Rihanna.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Oh very that's.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
All Mary Banna f Pitbull kill Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
There you go, Boom and don where did you get
this game?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Oh? You know where I got it, Spencer's Gifts. I
went to the mall. I want to like park.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
This is so fun.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
And I went to Spencer's Gifts, that crazy store that's
been around forever, and I found that. I'm like, oh,
I've got to get this for I'm ordering it.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It's so fun. Anyway, all right, you.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Guys, get your tickets to see the shows at Old
Globe Theater, especially the one we're going Friday the thirteenth
to see Heade Gabbler. It's going to be amazing with
Katie Holmes, and so get your tickets. LC A D
is the promo code. And we're going to be back
next week with two brand new shows.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
We have a guest. We have him next week or
the week after.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
We have a guest coming up who is has the
Guinness Book of World Records like on board, and he
is wanting to break a record. He's gonna come in
here and tell us what it is and how we
can help him. And it's just to say you have
a world record.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Is gonna be like.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Amazing, awesome, and we we got to help this guy
do it. So this will be next week and it'll
be really fun. But in the meantime, have a great weekend,
have a great day, live in a place of gratitude
in this world.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yes, And we.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Love you and love your podcast, you know.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
And I norm I normally don't say stuff like this,
but with everything that's going on right now, this this
guy that was killed, this nurse, Jimmy Kimmel had such
a beautiful monologue last night, and one of the things
(41:16):
they said is if you don't talk about it, then
it's your acting like it hasn't happened. And so just
to his family and his friends and stuff, our thoughts
with the podcast are with you because some horrible things
were said about their son. And if anybody's seen the video,
(41:36):
it's just so different than what.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Jimmy Kimmel really he knows what to say the times
of strife. He does, and he says it's so eloquent
he does, and.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
If you haven't seen it, YouTube it. He got very
emotional and it really does make you think, you know,
so just putting that po positivity out there even though
something horrible happened, Our thoughts on prayers are with his
family and friends. So agreed. Yeah, all right, So I
(42:10):
love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
I love you more, sweet babies. Bye bye, guys.
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On with the show.
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Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
This is Eric Grimmer, my co host, and we have
Claire behind the mic, producer Claire Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Claire.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
We were laughing because we were like, we're going are
opening a little montage. We're like, oh, we look cute
in that picture. Oh that one's cute. We look good there, Like,
oh my god, totally totally totally anyway, Okay.
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You're tubular, Kane. Tubular, You're totally tubular.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
What do you think about this?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Like little prim and proper dress that I'm wearing today,
well and with my flats.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, you look like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Like, here are my little flats that I'm wearing with it.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Okay, I'll tell you all about that about my very important,
very oh my microphone just went out.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Uh oh, my very there.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It is my very important, very fancy girl lunch today.
And then Clare at something really cute and funny that
haven't been at work today.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And when we have the video.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Of the payoff from the bet that I lost the
Temu Terrible Team Christmas Exchange and we went out last night.
We did, and we have the video of that for you.
We also are going to do a round of f
Mary Kill. You know that game. I bought it. I
(02:08):
bought this. I bought it and it has like celebrities
and whatnot I don't know. And so we each are
going to play a couple of rounds of that.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I have a question game. We have like a lot
of fun things to do.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So and right now we need it fun.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
We need fun. Why are you not having fun in life?
Or just just because we need oh, we need we
need to laugh. We need to just chill.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
We need positivity.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And you know what you need to do get your
tickets all going on Friday the thirteen at the Old
Globe Theater. This is the first production out of the
shoot for twenty twenty six. Oh my gosh, okay, so
it starts on February seventh. That's my opending night, Claire, myself,
(02:58):
Eric and his friend were all going to go on
Friday the thirteenth, February thirteenth, and if you hopefully that'd
be fun if you could join us on that night.
Let me tell you about this show starting Katie Holmes.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That's right, tell us Kane.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Film television and stage star Katie Holmes brings to life
a landmark role in one of the defining masterpieces of
world drama. Heda and Tesmon have just returned from their honeymoon,
and the cracks in their marriage are already showing. Bored
and restless, Hedda tries to control those around her, but
(03:44):
her schemes tightened, her world begins to unravel. Artistic director
Barry Edelstein reuniting with Holmes.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
They've worked together before. It's gonna be amazing. We had
him on. You've maybe hopefully watched the interview.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
This great personally fascinating, I as.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Incredibly talented and so they are currently in rehearsals right now.
The show kicks off February seven, that goes through March eighth.
And this is just the first show of a huge
season of the Old Globe Theater. And I will give
(04:22):
you the I'll give you the phone number, and.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
In the meantime, I'll give you them the phone number.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Well, I want you to read what other productions that
they have to choose from, because you know what we're
going to do.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Here's what you can do at the Old Globe.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
What you can do, like you like you're buying season
tickets to the Padres whatever, you can buy season passes
to the Old Globe, and you could pick and choose
which productions you want to see. So you could pick, oh,
I want to see these four, and then.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You buy a package. So incredible.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
The shows that are put on at the Old Globe
more often than not go to Broadway.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They are top notch.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
They are incredible, and you're going to be this close
to Katie Owen.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh my gosh, and there's one coming.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Up oh begin again.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
With music by the lead singer of Train. It's gonna
be just outstanding.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Whatever, And you've got.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Time for that because that's coming out in September.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That's yeah, but that's one you could pick.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yes, one you can pick. There's also Bartleby Fences, Alien Girls,
Kim's Convenience, the Ombres Measure for Measure north By Northwest,
which I'm really excited about it. Yes, I'm really excited
about seeing Kim's Convenience too. Yes, me too, Sarah, No
much to do about nothing and begin again and then
Top Dog Underdog, which is closes out the season.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Okay, so you're going to get a deal if you
do the following thing. When you call this phone number
or go on the line, the number is six one
nine two three four. I have six two three for
the Old Globe Theater. When you call to get your tickets,
get your tickets tonight we go February thirteenth. Can be fine,
(06:07):
we will all like hang out together.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
When I have a group of friends that are coming
to night, We're great.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
And when you call the box office, make sure you
give them the code LCA D because then your handling
fees are completely waved.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Can they do it online as well?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yes, the Old Globe dot org perfect.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
And when you get to that part or there there's
like a link and on there just put LCAD obviously
stands for Laura Kane after Dark, and that is your
code to get your handling fees waved perfect. And this
is you know what if you haven't been to the
theater in a while, Like I don't remember the last
(06:52):
time I actually saw a show a theater production except
for my daughters, you know, at Florida.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
God, if you haven't.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Been, you don't remember, like how incredible it is to
see live performances like in front of your eyes, like
it's just it's magical.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to get a haircut for this.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh man, I'm gonna have to get a new outfit
for this whole. We are going to look so cute.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
You really are.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Again, the phone number is six one nine two three
four five six two three. I remember that code LCA
D And we want to see you there, and you
want to see the show, and you want to see Kittie.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Holmes in it. Absolutely, it's going to be outstands.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
It's gonna be amazing. And if you do it online,
it's the old Globe dot org.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Okay, so thank you, old Globe Globe Okay, now today
I'll just get my little thing out of the way.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
That's why you look so famous.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
This is why I have my little gingham dress that
comes all the way down to my ink. I have
flats with little pearls, black flats with pearls on.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
The what do you call this the strap?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And I wore a little black sweater because I wanted
to be fancy and look very professional for my employee
of the Year. All lunch, yes, which still like blows
my mind. With the general manager of iHeart Noreen, and
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the program director of Coogo and UH seven sixty Sports
and just all around, she's kind of like she's like
the boss, she's like the big She's they're the two
big wigs basically in the building. And I had the
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opportunity to have lunch with these women and we had
the best time. We went to a restaurant called Maddie
A M I mean m A d I. It's in
right outside of Kensington on at US.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It's a really great brunch place. People like line up
like all weekend. It's really popular. It was really really
good and we just had a great time talking about
just girls stuff and we're just all sorts of things.
We could have been there all day, but you know,
we had to actually go to work. But I just
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felt so grateful to be in their presence, and I
told them that I was like, you know, to be
sitting here with two such accomplished women that are in
such powerful positions is.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So inspiring to me.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
And I am I'm humbled, and I'm grateful, and this
is just such a incredible honor.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So I was very It was a great day.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
And then I went to work after that, and you know,
busted out some stories for the Morning News, Cogo's Morning News,
and something happened to Claire, who also works at Cogo.
She is uh kind of a big deal over there
at the Morning News. She is the producer and at
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twenty three years old, like handles the morning news program,
which is a lot there's a lot of news. There's
a lot of moving parts, and Claire does it.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
There's so much news, there's so much, there's too much news.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
There's I don't know, we don't need any more news.
She has to figure out like what to pull, what
to put in, what to like time it out. She
has to do like all that kind of stuff and
like talk to me, so something other than news happened.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I roll up to work at three in the morning.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
As you talk more into your mic, like you yelled
a so.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Sorry, that's so true. I am a filthy hypocrite.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
You're oh, yeah, do you feel better?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I do, okay, camera, there you go.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay. So I roll up to work at like three am,
as per uge, and on the door I walk in,
there's this sign that's in red that says, s O
s if the owner of this car please reach out
to us Gina and Frankie the Morning Show like we
need to know whose car this is, and it's my car.
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It's a picture of my car. And so I get
and it's like it's like, in hindsight, it was clearly
a joke. They say, like the color, the make, and
then they say hygiene a little dusty, but.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It was like big, it's a little dusty.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
But it was a big red letters and I was
like scared.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
And the signs were everywhere, and.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
There were like five of them around the office, and
so I'm like, what have I done? Like have I
committed some kind of social faux pauw? Like did I
run over someone's grandma in the parking lot, and I know.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
How you are a real follower.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
This is my worst nightmare, Like what did I do?
I'm like, they're coming to take me away. I like,
did I cut someone off like in the parking lot
and now they're mad at me. I don't know, so
I text the number. They don't text me back. I
took down all the signs in the morning because I
was freaking out, like very briefly, and then I checked
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their Instagram figured out what it was. Apparently I've been
just this last week, I've started parking in Gina's parking
spot Gina the Latina from our channel nine three to three.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
We don't we don't have a sign parking, but like no,
some some people park in the same spot like every morning,
and that it's kind of like you kind of know
whose spot it is. So apparently Claire's been swooping in
and it's.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Literally just like the spot next to where I usually park.
And so I was doing it on accident, like I
just happened to pick a different spot. I maybe there's
no sign in there's no and I get there before her,
so I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
That's where she parks, right.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
And so they never text me back. Uh. I just
roll up to the show at the time when they
said they were going to talk about it on their Instagram,
and I go to the window of their studio and
I've got the sign and everyone can see me except Gina.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Oh my god, and they're all.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Like, you're gonna be so upset when you find out
who this is. Like this person's so sweet there. They
were really worried they made me upset. They did not
make me upset, And so I got to go on
the air and defend myself. Oh, like, did you know
this is an unspoken rule? Absolutely not. How would I know? That?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Hilarious?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
But I scared them because I took all the signs
down and they were like, we're in trouble.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
So they thought they were like somebody had somebody else
had taken them down.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Yeah, like like like like a boss. I come in
and been like, this is me and I'm shutting this
production down.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Oh that is hilarious.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I know, Oh boy, Claire, but yeah, she was like
she was on Channel nine three three with Frankie Gina.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Check out their instagram for the context for that.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yes, tomorrow, the whole.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Morning team is going to park at that in those
couple of spots.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
The Cogo News team is going to take over the
nineteen hilarious spots.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I don't know start spot, but a sign on it.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, so there we go. Oh, speaking of spots.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Part of my winning the employee of the Year at iHeart,
I get my own parking spot all year and apparently
Travis is going to be painting it for me. It's
not gonna say my name, is just going to say
Employee of the Year and it's going to be painted
and that's gonna be wor I roll.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Up every days nice.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
And then I got like a gift card today and
like it just I'm just blown away. So it was
a great day.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
I'm so happy for.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
You, which really made up for the events that took place.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Last night.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
It was amazing and uh, you wanted to go ahead
and tell everybody before we roll the video.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Well, and unfortunately there was one of the props that
we couldn't get to work, which were your earrings. The
little cat sitting on a toilet reading a paper.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah yeah, but everything else, every hideous gift that Eric
presented to me during our Terribles Christmas exchange.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Laura was wearing I was wearing or you know what
you forgot one thing? What you forgot to wrap yourself
in the warmth of the David Hasselhof blanket. Okay, we
might have to do this again.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
No, we are not, we are not.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I had the bag that said hobo I the anal
beads tied to my side of my shirt that said
I clogged the toilet or whatever the shirt said.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
If it's clogged, I'm involved. It was amazing.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
It doesn't even rhyme.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
We had to hurt at that, said my coochies, Harry.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
And then my blow up boyfriend, Jean the Machine. You'll
see the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
So it was amazing. Laura, you're such a good sport
in the restaurant thought she was insane.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
You'll see. I paid off the bet last night. And
here it is, Laura.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Are you ready for your night out? Jean the Machine,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Get some Mexican food.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
And you know I heard that Jean gets really bad casts,
so you might want to turn away tonight.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay, do you see this hole?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Get up?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Look at this U Can you lift the home bag
so we can see the look a look at the
anal beans are right there.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh man, thank you Eric. That T shirt, Thank you Eric,
Thank you Eric. What you've done to me. Look what
you've done to me.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Jeans a little shorter than I know that you like,
but you know he makes up for it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
He has in that department.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Well that's what that's what the atal beads are, right.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I don't think I've ever been this, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You know who you look like? Right now? Britney spears
like your child. Sit on your lap.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, let's go get some let's go here.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
This is amazing. Oh my god, they're they're they're already laughing,
by the way, my god, they're already laughing.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I like.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Brito.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Just a blow us uh me noo.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Uh he wants a.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Okay and uh room you o.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Oh do you need me a pain?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Damn write.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
She lost a pat.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
What do you think about? What do you think about
what you just saw coming in here? Do you like it?
I think it's hot? Do you think I look crazy?
Do I look like somebody you'd want to date? Do
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I look like a complete psychopath?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (18:58):
My, there we go, there, there we go.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Hey, Laura, I think Jane said he was hungry.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Are you hungry, honey?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Or doom boom mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
You're gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
That she enjoyed yourself so thoroughly.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
What about that guy?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
When I was asking him all sorts of questions, would
you date me? Do you think I look cute? He
was like, And then I'm like, do you think I'm
a complete psychopath? And that's when he was like, he
had the total elevator eyes for you, though I don't
know what he shouldn't have because I looked like certifiable,
oh for sure. And Eric didn't get the video of
the people that were eating next to us, the in
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after us.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Well, here's the problem. I you know, I barely know
how to offer. I know, and I thought I was
recording and I that's.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Right, Oh yeah, that whole thing.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
He thought he had recorded their their reactions, which would
have been really funny.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
But of course he goes, oh wait, it didn't push record.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Yeah, like oh, they would look over at me like, well,
he looks halfway normal, and then they looked at her
and they would just start laughing.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Okay, so there you go. This year bet paid off.
I don't know, are we going to bring it back
next year?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
We'll see see, we'll see.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I don't know, we'll see what discussed.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I don't know if it's run its course or not.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
But listen, if this year was at an indication.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Hell no, I mean there's still some things on there
that like.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
We go deep, yeah, deep deep deep. Okay, I got
a game. I got a game. I got a game.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
And you guys each have a stack of cards. We're
going to play the game f Mary Kill. And you
know how to play that. Like you you you were
going to pick three cards off the top, not yet,
and then we're going to go around and like you'll
start and you'll read the three that you got, and
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then you have to pick which one you'd hump, which
one you'd kill, and which one you'd marry. Okay, and
maybe and you're reasoning behind it because I don't know,
we'll see. Oh you're going to even shuffle your little deck. Okay,
Claire has a deck. I have a deck, and uh,
we are now about to play f start us off,
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pick the three off the top.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
And then tell us oh the okay, I got it. Okay,
there you go, so easy.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Okay, So who did you get, who'd you get?
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I would tell us who.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
You got first.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I got Paris Hilton, al Capone and Melania Trump.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Okay, so first of all, who would you marry?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I'd marry Paris Hilton.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Okay, good, good, idea, He's got a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I'd f al Capone, and I'd kill Malania Trump. Okay,
you know what?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
That makes perfect sense in your world? Yes, okay, I'll
go next.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I have Megan Fox, Meghan Markel, and Gordon Ramsay.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
The chef, the mean chef. Okay, so who would I hump?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Hump is diabolical art?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Who would I f? Let's see? Who would I? Okay,
let's see. I need this is Mary and then killed kills.
You know what? I would f Megan Fox?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I would Oh my gosh, this is gonna be sound twisted.
But I would kill Megan Markle because she bugs the
crap out of me and I think she's like, I'm
not a good person. But I'm left marrying Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
But you'd never go hungry?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh, I would eat, like you really would. Oh, so
there we go.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
He's kind of angry, so he'd probably be a monster
in bed.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Oh yeah, Okay, I'm up for that, all right, Claire,
who you got off the top name?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
You're three? Let's see what we got.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I don't know who that is. I'm just giving it. Okay.
I've got Amy Winehouse okay, David Hasselhoff okay, and Lindsay
Lohan post breakdown.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh okay, so they're good, healthy Lindsay lehanne Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
This is more difficult than it seems.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
This is I mean, ar got like a really like
a one teed up for him at the beginning. That
was pretty easy. I think I'm gonna marry Lindsay Loehan
f Amy Winehouse and kill David.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Harry, David, You're gonna wait, You're gonna marry Lindsay Lohan
post break She's an adult woman. She's doing a child.
She's awesome, and I.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Could be the mother to that child.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Who are you killing?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
David? You know what?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
It's okay.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
He's had his side, he's had plenty of fun.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
He's had a lot of fun, and then you can
make peace.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Amy wine House, Oh.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You know what I I I support all of those.
Thank you, all right, Eric, your next round?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Amy Schumer, okay, your cousin, your cousin, Okay, I going
to pick two different ones. No, no, no, a family member.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Well, then you don't have to kill your cousin or
marry your cousin. The choices you have to figure this
is the this is the point of the game.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's very difficult.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Okay, let me see here, all right, Amy Schumer, my
cousin or my friend's dad. Okay, so I would I
would marry Amy Schumer, I would f my friend's dad,
(25:37):
and I would terrible. I can't like, I can't marry that.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I understand, understandable. God, sorry that you have to make
that choice. I sure hope your cousin.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I hope he is not listening.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
The Easter Bunny, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Kanye West, who, by
the way, did you see, came out with a huge apology.
He wrote a huge letter on I think it was
the Wall Street Journal. He posted it and he said
he went through a four month manic episode or something
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like that, and he was like incredibly apologetic and saying
that he was mortified by the things he said about
Jewish people and about like some of the things he
spouted out, and he doesn't expect to be.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Listen. But here's where it gets a little bit.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Like and it sounded like, okay, you know, everybody I
believe in life deserves a second chance, you know. And
the things he was saying, he was taking full accountability,
you know, like I you know, I'm bipolar. I da
da da da. Well guess what else is going on
in his life? What he's releasing album. Of course, that
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kind of that like threw me off. Then I was like,
wait a minute, I.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Was feeling I was kind of feeling you. I was
almost forgiving you.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I knew there was an alt.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Kanye, I'm killing you. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I have to f either SpongeBob square of Pants or
the Easter Bunny. I'm going to marry SpongeBob square Pants
because he's positive, he's happy all the time, and we'd
have a great fun life. The Easter Bunny, that Easter
Bunny suit sometimes seems a little like there's someone inside
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that's freaky.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
And you know how they always say f like bunnies.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
It's they do say that and furreyes and everything. So
I'm gonna f the Easter Your.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Eyes would be as good as rolled back. God.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
All right, Claire, You're a a fun game.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Have fun. I've got Britney Spears.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Oh, this is going to be down.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Doesn't This one doesn't say the other one specified. This
one does not specify. Wow, okay, so wide open Captain America.
Oh and Barack Obama.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Boy, okay, first Lady Claire Obama.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
This is interesting.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
There's a lot of responsibility.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Who she's going to kill?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
That's really my issue. Okay, well I'll work backwards.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay, whould I'm hm hmm.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
This is going to be inside like really, I know.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
I am going to f Barack Obama.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Oh kind of loving that Mary.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Captain America. Okay, and kill Britney Spears.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh, just put her out of a misery.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Literally, free Brittany, Free.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Brittany forever good, A free Prittney from this mortal cool god.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
You know what, those are very thought out, well thought
out choice.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
I just feel like Captain America would be a good husband.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh for sure, protect the heck out of you. You
would never be robbed, and if you were, you would
be like he would.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'd be good.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I mean, you're good, you're taking care of and I
bet making credibly, you'd make great babies.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Okay, is it your turn? We'll do we'll do one
more round one around.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Okay, the local postman, Marilyn Monroe, and Mike Tyson.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Okay, who first of all out of those three would
you marry?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
H Okay, this this is tough.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I I would marry Marilyn Monroe, Okay, I would f
Mike Tyson wow, mm hmmm. And postal on my.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Local you go postal on the postman.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
That's just like the wrong answer, I feel. I think
that's the first one that we've had that.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I really, what do you what? What? What do you
think he should who do you think he should have killed?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
You absolutely have to marry the postman? F maryor Mila
Moreau kill Mike Tyson.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Actually that is I'm way more comfortable with that. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Not to tell you how to live your life.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Right, No, just opinions, just our our input. That's just
in our input.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I just work here.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Now you hold on, I main does postman? Would that
count as like a Federal Express driver or UPS?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Okay, then I'm changing my tune because my UPS driver
is so hot, So I'm going to change that. I'm
gonna marry my postal guy. Sorry, Mike Tyson and then
I'm gonna switch the last.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, you're gonna marry.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Who are you gonna f?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
I'm gonna f Marilyn Monroe?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
And then Mike, Okay, do we feel better about this?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
I I just thought, oh, postal, I never see my
post mum, but I do see my ups.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Oh and yeah, so cut upper thighs.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
That would crack a walnut. I'm telling you he could use.
I put my head between those days. Let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I've Kristen Stewart, Okay, who has Where has she been lately?
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
She's one of those actresses that I'm like, I don't
even know how you get rolls because she's so boring.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
She was, She's good and Twilight.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I mean, I don't know what else I've seen her
in late Lee, I have seen her in anything Lee.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
She was in a movie called Underwater that was like
a science fiction like Aliens Underwater, and she was good
in that because she barely had any time the.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Lesbian bodybuilding one. Oh, but all she had to be
in that was like hot and smoke cigarettes. And she
did that.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
And that's what she does, like on the daily anyway, right,
christ And Stewart, Kim Kardashian, Okay, wonder woman. Okay, I'm
going to start off with who I would f.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Is this your Is this your late lesbian coming?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yes, I was thinking about that today and I'm like,
you know what, I wonder what if you?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I wonder if, like in.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
My later years, I just decide I'm just done with men.
I just want to be with a woman. I think
it's because I was watching this TV show where it
was something similar to that it happened, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Like, I wonder if that whatever happened with me.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
You never know, you never you never know you fall
in love with a person right now.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Oh listen, that's not going to happen, because you and
I are gonna live our twilight years together.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I know. But I could still have a side piece as.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Long as I can have a side piece.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
You you're going to have a side piece, I know you. Okay.
So Chris, Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I think I'm gonna f Kristen Stewart because I think.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
She'd be really good at it, probably because she is
with a woman, and I think she knows all the tricks.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Of the trick. That's true.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
And she would help me out because I don't and I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Sure she likes to eat box so.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
I'm sure she helped me. She'd teach me things the
art of scissoring.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, okay, there we go. Now I would marry.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Please say you're gonna marry wonder Woman. I she's got
the Golden Last suit.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, I know, but I kind of want to marry
Kim Kardashian because think about that lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I want to live that lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
I was not gonna share it with you.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Oh, yes she is.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
If I marry her, I'm going to be in the
how I'm going to be in the Jenner Kardashian cold.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yes, you will be with with with like one beige
couch and oh that'll be perfect because if you spill
food on the couch, nobody will even know perfect.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm sorry, I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Oh, I'll have a chef, I'll have like a workout trainer,
I'll have this, all that, all the clothes, I'll have
all the skims.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I ever wanted.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Oh my god, wonder Woman, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Wonderful.
I'm just gonna have to kill her. I'm gonna have
to kill her. I'm gonna have to kill wonder woman.
I'm sorry. I don't know if you guys agree with
my choices, but that's we do one more my choices.
Well it's clear show Oh that's right, it is clear.
Don't disclat one that will do one.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Around, Okay, Mark Zuckerberg, Okay, Donald Trump, and Prince Harry.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
This is this is difficult.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Sale all been doing here.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Now you've got to be careful with this one, because
there's like, I feel like your choice could have an
impact on the world.
Speaker 6 (35:32):
That national geopolitical implication for real. Oh god, Okay.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Like I'm okay, I'm only worried about one.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Well, I just don't want this much attention.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
It's the thing, Okay.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
I don't want to be in the news. Okay, So
I guess I marry Mark Zuckerberg. I think that's the
one you're in the news least.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
About, yes, because I would be under the radar.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
It would be like Mark Zuckerberg has a new, controversially
young wife for like two days, and then no one would.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Carry right, Okay, Oh boy, kill and Mary kill and Mary.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
No.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
No, I'm marry Mark.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I mean f and kill.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
I guess I f Prince Harry and kill the perfect.
At least I get to go to a palace.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, and then he and Millennia will be together.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah. See, there we go here, we're keeping the magic alive.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
The reason I kind of felt like I wanted you
to marry Donald Trump. Listen to my lug am I
going to fix him, Yes, because you are going to
have You're because your magical femininity.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
He's going to henotize him.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Not.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
He hasn't met clar yet. And she's gonna fix things.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I've tried to do that for men before. It doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
You can't fix them.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
You can't fix them.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Like that.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
I don't care the amount of emotional energy it would
take me to fix him.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
She would she would have a head of gray hair
within five days.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Okay, while we're around, then we're done.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
It was so much fun. Oh okay, so weird. Jackie Chan,
Homer Simpson and Princess Diana. Okay, okay, I would marry
Princess Diana.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Good choice.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I would.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Come on, you know what to do? You know what
to do?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
F Homer Simpson and wait, really, Eric is bad at
this game.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
He's so bad, he's not thinking correctly.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
I'd marry Princess Diana. I would oh no, oh no,
I would f Jackie Chan and kill Homer Simpsons. I
forgot he's a puppet.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah, he's a cartoon character.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Sorry, you're gonna add yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Okay, Oh, mine are Darth Vader, Madonna and Justin Bieber.
Oh my god, wow, I have I'm kind of like,
I know this is sick because I'm a very, very
(38:26):
old woman, but I have the hots for Justin Bieber lately.
The way his new vibe, his new kind of look,
like his swagger, I love it.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
I want to f him. I'm effing Justin Bieber. Okay,
I'm gonna marry Madonna.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Good for you, because I think together we could just
rule the world.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yes, yeah, And then Darth Vader, he's a bad guy.
Can it's gonna kill him?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
He gets killed anyway?
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, Kit clear you're ending us out? Then were and
then we're done? See Okay, I got mister worldwide, Pitbull.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Freddy Krueger and Rihanna.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Oh very that's.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
All Mary Banna f Pitbull kill Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
There you go, Boom and don where did you get
this game?
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Oh? You know where I got it, Spencer's Gifts. I
went to the mall. I want to like park.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
This is so fun.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
And I went to Spencer's Gifts, that crazy store that's
been around forever, and I found that. I'm like, oh,
I've got to get this for I'm ordering it.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It's so fun. Anyway, all right, you.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Guys, get your tickets to see the shows at Old
Globe Theater, especially the one we're going Friday the thirteenth
to see Heade Gabbler. It's going to be amazing with
Katie Holmes, and so get your tickets. LC A D
is the promo code. And we're going to be back
next week with two brand new shows.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
We have a guest. We have him next week or
the week after.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
We have a guest coming up who is has the
Guinness Book of World Records like on board, and he
is wanting to break a record. He's gonna come in
here and tell us what it is and how we
can help him. And it's just to say you have
a world record.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Is gonna be like.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Amazing, awesome, and we we got to help this guy
do it. So this will be next week and it'll
be really fun. But in the meantime, have a great weekend,
have a great day, live in a place of gratitude
in this world.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yes, And we.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Love you and love your podcast, you know.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
And I norm I normally don't say stuff like this,
but with everything that's going on right now, this this
guy that was killed, this nurse, Jimmy Kimmel had such
a beautiful monologue last night, and one of the things
(41:16):
they said is if you don't talk about it, then
it's your acting like it hasn't happened. And so just
to his family and his friends and stuff, our thoughts
with the podcast are with you because some horrible things
were said about their son. And if anybody's seen the video,
(41:36):
it's just so different than what.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Jimmy Kimmel really he knows what to say the times
of strife. He does, and he says it's so eloquent
he does, and.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
If you haven't seen it, YouTube it. He got very
emotional and it really does make you think, you know,
so just putting that po positivity out there even though
something horrible happened, Our thoughts on prayers are with his
family and friends. So agreed. Yeah, all right, So I
(42:10):
love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
I love you more, sweet babies. Bye bye, guys.
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