March 4, 2026 • 45 mins
Laura and Erik kick things off with a bang as they refuse to watch their own appearance on 90 Day Fiancé: The Single Life—episode 4—where they’re supposedly featured! Instead, they call friends and family live to find out the truth. Did they choke? Look amazing? Embarrass themselves? Or did they barely make the cut? The play-by-play from callers is hilarious and the stories are even better. Then Erik unloads a fresh batch of Double D Showbiz—including a surprisingly serious question: what on earth is going on with Jim Carrey? 🤔 It’s chaotic, funny, and totally unpredictable. This one’s a blast—hit play now!
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Laura Kane after Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You're
Big if you like a genuine and laughed so big.
Nowa's a love of ballunatic where the bob so real,
the stories are crazy, the real deal. Eric's the talent
people with says he's kind. Hell, let me get some
kind of crash urtls are Claire runs the show super
Clain bird always in the note, we guarantee to make
(00:27):
you laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Plus sure we're late. Couple your seat belts and don't
be late.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Here we go, get ready, there we go? Okay, oh hey,
oh wow, oh my gosh. You guys. Well, I'll tell
you the reason for the franticness. Hello, Welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark on Laura Kane. Eric Rimmer wearing Lauracane pants.
I am that I got him on Temu for two Christmases.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, here's my beef. I just went out.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You went out?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh there, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I couldn't hear.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh my god, I couldn't hear myself. What a tragedy boy. Anyway, No,
just kidding, but to talk.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
What do you want to take me outside and hit
me with the two buy for.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Her a little bit a little bit, A little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm gonna smack your boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I bought you dinner. Be quiet. Okay, So what were
you saying? Uh? I said, you're wearing Laura Kane pants.
We talked about tea, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And I have a bone to pick with you. What
none of the items that I've ever gotten for you
for Ugly Team of Christmas, have I ever seen you wearing?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Because wait, there is something I do wear.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh the underpants.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh yeah, my favorite underpants ever with your face on them,
dressed like a minion from that one minions from Minions.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Wow, she's you are you are? You are like falling
amart here.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, yeah, we're falling apart. There's a reason we're falling apart.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
There's you love the fact that your face is right
on my crotch.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It is Claire, producer Claire. Hello, welcome to the Madness tonight.
Thank you. The reason we're like a little bit frantic
and weird is because the show is actually it's starting
eight o'clock. It starts, but you can watch it early
(02:28):
if you're fancying. You've got like the streaming services. So
my sister, my mom and Jody and Karen Karen all
have watched it, and we're gonna call them. We should
say this is ninety day. Yes, that's what I was
about to get to.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm sorry, I'm a nervous wreck because I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Wait wait, let me just let me, let me do
what Claire, a producer has said, because people don't even
know what we're talking about. Right, we're talking about ninety
ninety day Fiance. This Single Life is on Monday nights.
The new season started three episodes ago. The first episode,
Jody and I were on because we were a pitch
with her friend because we know Kimberly. She's our actual friend. Yes,
(03:11):
and she's a cast member on that show trying to
find love because her original love when she was on
ninety Day Fiance just the show didn't work out. So
now she's on the spinoff and we are her friends,
and therefore we're part of her life and so and
you are as well. Yes, and therefore we've made it
onto the small screen, which is TV.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Here's my fear.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, it aired, so it aired tonight or is airing
at eight, and.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We have not seen it.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
We've not seen it. It's a party where Eric was
there and I was there. It was at JODI's house. Yes,
we had a party with a couple of guys that
we thought might be good for Kimberly. And so it's
kind of like kind of like a setup dating sort
of thing, but not like we had. She invited couple
guys she thought she might be interested. Yes, so then
(04:03):
all the cameras were there. She had a full on party.
We have decorations and everything. We even had a limbo
stick we did. Do you know what a limbo stick is? Even, Claire,
I do not know what a so I know, like
well like regular limbo, like you go under it, under
a limbo Oh okay, yeah, okay, you know limbo is yeah, okay, good. Yeah,
that's because that's old school. That's like really old school.
(04:25):
But we had a stick and we limboed, so I
don't even know. So what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well now, I'm very afraid when I found out that
this was on tonight, because we are at a party
and there was food. So I'm afraid that I'm going
to be look like the person that's carrying them around
like that old melted wheel of breeze on.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
My head, Like you're worried about what you look like.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, I'm going to look like a melted can they
just say one thing? Trust me, the lights are going
to make everything run.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
We purposely did not watch this, or I did, and
I don't think I don't even think you knew I
was on it. No, I purposely didn't watch it ahead
of time because I wanted I wanted Jody, Karen and
my sister to tell us the truth god, what we
look like, what we acted like, what we how we
came across on camera. And so after we talk about
(05:19):
the old globe, we're gonna call first Jody, okay, because
it was at her house where the party was, and
so I want to get I want to know, like
what parts of her house were shown like. She doesn't
know until it aired, and it aired tonight, and it's
airing at eight o'clock in case you guys want to
watch it and you want to see what they're about
(05:43):
to tell us.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So Jody calls me at about five thirty five forty five.
She's like, oh my god. I could hear Karen laughing
in the background, Karen Condy, who we had on a
couple of weeks ago, and she's like, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, Eric is featured prominently.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh god, oh.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, great, I can't. They were laughing. They were laughing.
I said, stop, I go stop right now. I have
to hang up. I can't know you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I told I said, do not tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
My god, I'm a nervous right now.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We need to know sweat. I can't even let's give
the Old Globe. Oh god, let's okay. So I have
great news about the Old Low. Yes, we have tickets
to give away to head a Gabbler. Oh okay, because
it's been extended through almost the end of the month.
It was only supposed to run until March seventh, March seventh,
(06:43):
and it's now running through the end of the month
along with Bartleby, which we are going to be seeing
we are, so we've got to make those screens. We
do so anyway, we stay tuned for how we're going
to give away tickets. But we The Old Globe guy
called me and he's like, I have some tickets for
you guys to give away. I'm like, oh my gosh,
(07:04):
it's so great.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So we haven't figured out how we're giving them away yet.
If it's going to be on Instagram or on TikTok
or on socials or next week or whatever. But we'll
find out. Okay, But headed Gabbler, if you want to
just get tickets, I would suggest you do that because
it starts Katie Holmes. Yes, d Katie Holmes as heada.
She does a great job. We've all seen it. Claire
(07:27):
was my date.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You and I've seen it twice.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I know you did. And so the Old Globe is
just a great place to see a show, three different stages.
So that's why there are two shows going on at
the same time, because they can do that because they.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Are the Old Globe or fancy.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So to get tickets, here's this phone number.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It is six one nine two three four five six
two three, or going on to their website, the Old
Globe dot org. You just put in LCAD and they
will wave your handling fees.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
And while you're on the website, go look at all
the different uh performances they have. They are coming up
next to Fences and then Alien Girls and then Kim's
Convenience north by Northwest. We have a Shakespeare coming up
and then we have begin again with music from Training.
Wait all right, So the Old Globe Theater. Yeah, I
(08:20):
think you can still put an LCAD and get your
handling fees wave. Let's til if that works, try it.
I think that's still going on. But we also yeah her, yeah,
call me and blame I'm okay, So that's the Old Globe.
Thank you for being a sponsor on Laura Kane After Dark.
All right, I think here we go. We're gonna first
call Jody. So Jody and I are the original ninety
(08:44):
Day lovers because there are times I go over to
her house on Sunday nights and we watch there are
several different ninety Day fiances that go on at the
same time on different nights, like Sunday night. It's ninety
Day fiance before the ninety Days, and that's what we
usual we watched together on Sunday Night. So we have
always been super fans of this show. So the fact
(09:06):
that we're actually on it is just a dream come true.
I think, I think or it could be a nightmare
one or the other. So here we go. We're calling
Jody right now. I'm so nervous, okay, because I'm sure
you look oh well, turned up a little bit more. Hi, guys, Joy, Karen, Hi, Hi, Hi, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm so nervous. Oh my god, you guys, I'm sweating
so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Time out, time out. Oh no, you guys, if you're
on Instagram or on TikTok to YouTube so you can
hear them. You can hear them.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay, I have right right out of the gate. Do
I look like a melted candle?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They're laughing out loud right now.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
No, no, you guys, we're laughing because why are we laughing?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Why are you laughing?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Why are you hysterically laughing? First thing off the jump.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
No, we're laughing because Eric is what do you do?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
First of all, Laura, you look amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
You look even though even in Odah.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
I were like, yes, some so handsome.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oh my god you you and you were on quite
you and Karen came walking down first, and Karen, yes,
I mean they aren't safe, aren't safely donning?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She looked hot?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, she looks great, Jody, Okay, journey we looked.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Laura, I stood amazing.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
It was really well done.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yes, okay, there was no Sharon Stone moment.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I didn't flash the camera this time.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
No, no, no. The dress you mentioned something about a slip, Eric,
I don't know. What do you remember saying something about
a slip that you did the usually that got on.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Camera, Oh, jeszus, who knows. Probably I was worried about
something falling out.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
You probably were you telling me to wear a slip
or something.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't know. I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Okay, you were talking to Kimberly.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Okay, so talk first. Let's talk about Okay, did your
house look amazing? Jody?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
It looked really nice. I mean, the lighting just like sweet,
all the background in you and honestly the tree that
I didn't think was you know, the way we had
to stick those crops in.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
The tree right, the decorations I did not.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It came across much better than I thought.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It was not. It was like a Hawaiian kind of vibe.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Well, everybody was on I think they got everybody on
camera at some point.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
It looked like a huge part.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
It looks like it looked like a really big part.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It did, right, It's big, yeah, I know, but it
really showed that.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Okay, were going under the limbo stick or whatever they did,
meet you and Kimberly going under that that was pretty hilarious.
So I'll send you the pictures we snapshot and.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
So all of us into scenes with the limbo stick.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Okay, yeah it was Susan totally made it. Oh yeah,
that was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
That's right, because she was like, didn't she like go
under weird or really low or something under the stick?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Yeah? She did. She often under the deck.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
And do you remember when Kimberly first put the legs
on and she said she called me over and said,
she said, Jody, here, I'm going to get I know
you haven't been laid in a long time. And she
put the lay over me and then you yelled, I
WoT to get.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Lad, I want to get Oh god, yeah, no, no, no,
let me let me ask you this since we haven't
seen it, Karen, when when we walked down together, did
either of you, for a fraction of a second say,
(13:11):
Karen's date was Brad Pitt? Like did that? Did that
ever cross your mind for like two seconds?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Oh honestly, I thought I was Brad Pitt.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
I thought that it was Eric.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I thought I'm proud. Oh my god, that is so funny.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I think you're going to be really really happy with
the way you look.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Eric.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
You were going to love yourself.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
You're going to love yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I mean soft and beautiful. Yeah. The I think the
only other thing that that was the only loud thing
you did other than you know, I want to get laid, I.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Said, I want to get laid. Okay, what else?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
And you got so you got late.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, And then it showed us talking Kimberly about Joe.
She was telling us how safe he made her feel,
and you know, so there was that and then oh
and they didn't do they didn't do any of our
interviewing at the end.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
That wasn't on it.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Oh yeah, you know, yeah, they didn't do that. But
when Kimberly was leaving, of course you said, what did
she say? You softly go? What did you say, don't be,
don't have.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I don't know what he said, but then something like that.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Kimberly yelled back at you shut up.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm not went home to go to bed.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, say that or did I say that?
Speaker 9 (14:37):
So you did?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And then here's you going.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And you allowed, Oh my gosh, that is so fun. Okay,
if you let me ask you this. If you were
just like a spectator and you had no idea who
we were, what we were about, and you were like
from Kansas and you're watching ninety day Fiance, this single life,
what would you have would you think of us and
of of like the whole stole party.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, that's a good question for Karen.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I know, if I were sitting in Kansas watching this,
I didn't know any of you guys, I would think,
what a cool party.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Okay, what great looking people, awesome.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful yard, beautiful surroundings. The set was beautiful,
and I would have thought, I want to move out
to San Diego and party with those guys.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh, I'm sure Jody's house came across looking and going on.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
And it did.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
It really did.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I would have And I also do want to say,
because obviously this show is about Kimberly. Yes say Joe
and Kimberly's conversations and the way they portrayed that.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So good.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
They really they really had a good connection.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It really did. Let me just say something to the
person that sent me a meme. Somebody sent me something
on line that was like, all these people are paid
actors and they're not friends. Not true, A no, were
We were not paid to do this. This is just
something we do because we are actually Kimberly's good friends.
(16:16):
So that is not that is a complete untruth.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Those for those I could pick up my phone, you
could pick up your phone. Any of the four of
us could and call her right now.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I could drive to her house right now and PLoP
on her doorstep. But she'd let me in and she'd
be like, spend the night. You look like crap, you
need a ret some rest.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I mean we are that close.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yeah, no, yeah, we are very very close friends, very
very close friends, and.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
We would not expect to be paid. This was fun,
it was fun to do. Why would we be like
that and whatever? Anyway, So that is not true, and
I just want to clear that up and that all
the conversations we have are completely natural. All of this
was natural. The guys that we that that good. Are
you Jody for having friends that Kimberly might be interested in?
(17:03):
So she invited some of these guys to the party
and they her. Kimberly and one of the guys hit
it off. So we'll see where that goes. So uh, okay,
there's nothing I think we did.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
A good job.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
We did what we did, what we intended to do. Okay,
we wanted to set Kimberly up and we wanted it
to be a match. And we know from we you know,
they they got along, they hit it off, and so
we'll see how we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
We just want her to be happy. And she has
a pretty intense storyline because she does reveal some things
that she's been keeping close to her heart and from
her family for for years. And so she's so brave
I think for revealing all this and about adoptions and
giving a baby up for adoption, I think it's really
(17:54):
brave and bold of her to do this on a
public platform. And I think she's helping people. Yeah here, oh.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Yeah, she's definitely helping people.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Okay, now you know we're going to you guys, are
you were easing us into the conversation I'm about to
have with my sister and my mom. But also watched
the show and my sister does not mince words. Let
me just put it that way.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
She will say, you'll have anything bad to say? Well,
that was great, I'm kidding you.
Speaker 8 (18:26):
And I'm a pretty tough critique of things.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Yeah, it was very natural if everybody was having a party.
There was no extras that came.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
In to fill in any faces.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
It was authentic.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
It was super authentic fun you got everybody was great
in front of the Camera's natural. And then Kimberly the
star was so comfortable and natural in front of the camera.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Kind of like, you know, it's so cliche when you
hear people say, oh, you don't even realize the cameras
are there, But you don't.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
You don't, you do not.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I mean, especially for a couple of times when I
actually looked in the camera when yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You didn't look in the camera I did not look
in the camera, and you did the first Mavericks.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
But you did not hear.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
You did not hear.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Okay, I I'm just I'm just, you know, kind of
thinking about things here. I think the four of us
could have our own reality.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I know what what would we call it?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Erican is Angel Eric angels.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Eric.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
All three of us are single. Yeah, so you can
be like our matchmaker. Yes, there you go, there's the
show boom done.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'm going to call him right now. This is the
great thing. Karen would be able to wipe out a
narcissist within a hundred miles. We would like she'd be
able to see them coming from one hundred miles.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
My radar would be being like crazy, they got the louder,
it would be right.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
And then Jody, she's the animal activist of the group.
So any any dog that didn't like a guy that
came in gone, And.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Then you I'd take anything pretty much. And there you go,
there's the show.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
There we go, there's our show. Oh my god, done
and the US. And then I'm the one that just
gives out probably mediocre advice.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, you're like the yea gives advice that they listen to.
But then I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Right there you go.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Yeah, okay, guys, and you have to get a pair
of pants with all three of our pictures.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh done, T shirts, hats, we're gonna get merged, the
whole thing, Oh for sure. All right you guys, love you,
thank you, bye. Okay, now feel the back of my leg.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Eric is like sweating bullets. We're talking about ninety day.
If you want to say, the single Life, which is
on tonight at eight o'clock, if you guys want to
watch it, Eric is now apparently prominently featured in this
episode with Kimberly. She's the star, she's the one that
they wanted the characters, one of the cast members of
this season, and we are friends with Kimberly, so that's
(21:24):
how we ended up on the show. So now we're
gonna call Jennifer Collins, who happens to be my sister,
who has always been painfully honest to a fault.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
And uh, now listen when she answers, let me talk
to her because I need to butter her up.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Jenny will see right through that. Let's see, she does
not suffer fools.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Let me, I'll see. Hold on, there we go. Okay,
now we're.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Calling my sister Jennifer or I call her Jenny because
that's what I always called her growing up.
Speaker 9 (22:02):
So there she is.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
She's Jenny to me, always forever, but she likes to
be Jennifer or channel.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
Oh my god, it's just Laura. Came from Laura Kane
after Dark Show Jenny.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
And Eric and Eric Wimmer.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yes, he's on the he's now on the logo with Jenny.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
I'm sorry, Laura Kane and Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Jenny, what do you want to autograph?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Or what I do.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I'm waiting for it.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
So ninety Dance Single Life airing tonight, already aired earlier,
but it's going to air at eight o'clock for you know,
everybody that watches it at the prime time.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yes, and Jenny and HBO Max before before you say anything,
just I'm fragile, soy, Eric is okay?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Let me just say this, Jenny, his underneath his legs.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Eric, there's nothing to worry about, honey.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, he's sweating bullets back in like bullets, is completely wet.
Speaker 9 (22:58):
You are a door. Oh it's just able.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Are you Are you kidding? Are you being serious?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
I'll be serious.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
He comes across good, what he comes across very well, fantastic.
Oh god, Jenny, I'm feeling like fakery right here, right now.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
I don't know, are you there's no fakery? We stop it.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
No, I know.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I'm just I was just waiting for you to like
rail on him or me.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Laura, your outfit, I am Laura. Your makeup perfect?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Really yeah good, I did it myself and then thank
you very much. In that dress it wasn't too short?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Well you probably no, no, no, you didn't flash anybody.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Okay, that's that's very good. The limbo scene thoughts, yes,
you're okay, okay, I didn't go too low and too embarrassing.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
Now, no, if they would have had it lower maybe okay.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
What was there a part of the show where you
were like, uh oh, or she shouldn't have said that,
or why did he say that? Or anything that?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
I liked what Kimberly said to you here, Lauria, are
you going to get laid? You haven't gotten laid in
a while. You're like getting any one off that And
it was funny.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Oh about not being late. Okay, okay, so that all right,
so not getting laid. And then the party looked fun.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It was a fun party.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It was a fun party.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
And then Eric's date as beautiful, isn't she Her name's Karen, Yes.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
And handsome. Eric came walking in and he had what
he had a line he did I did hear him talk.
I don't remember what he said, but I know what
it was perfect, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
We thought, yeah, now, Jenny will if you did not
look okay, she would tell you one hundred.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
And that Eric, your hair was sticking up in the
back what the hell with that outfit?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Exactly? If I had too much makeup on, she would
tell me if my hair would you look great?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Thank you makeup?
Speaker 9 (25:05):
The makeup is perfect like that, It makes you was younger.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What you did do different?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
You didn't wear the bright red mist like.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Pretty neutral seet.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Everybody hates owner or dark.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You need to listen to your sister and I I
always tell her which.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
And you don't need a lot of black around the eye.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
You don't.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
You don't write.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You literally look like you're sixteen.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So I didn't have black under I don't wear black Eyeland.
I am tonight right, Actually, actually I'm wearing black Eyeland
under my eyes tonight.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I had no eyes. I felt like I had no eyes,
so I had to like define them.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
You have eyes, you will, said eye.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
But anyway, so I can't remember if I had lash
extensions or I put my own lashes on, I don't remember.
But anyway, apparently I did a good job.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You did a great job.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Because there's there's no makeup, there's no makeup or hair
that we do our own.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
And that's what you do from me on.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
And isn't Joe It wasn't he cute' the guy that
kind of.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
I hope it's legit.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
It is the way that he is, I think so.
I mean, obviously I can't reveal because this was filmed
a little. It's filmed not not that that long ago.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
But I can't really say it really looks great. Her hair, Yeah,
much weight, Yes, I didn't know she was five nine.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yes, she's a tall girl.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I would never guess that. Yeah, she didn't just average.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Oh no, she's a she's like a statuesque. Yes, okay,
So I want to know what er. I want to
know what you said.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't remember if it was.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
I know you you came in, he greeted. He must
have said something when you came in and we're just
talking to the.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Okay, but it wasn't offensive nature.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I would, yeah, I would say something offensive.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh my god, that was there was a and Eric.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Eric didn't fart, so it was a good Oh thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well at least the camera didn't, you know, came.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Or there's not that that scream where he could see farts.
Oh yeah, green smoke or blue smoke or whatever come out.
But because because I'm sure you were nervous, parting.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh, I was probably crop dusting all over the place.
Who knows.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
God, yes, he had a nervous tummy.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
He does have a nervous tummy.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
But all the time tummy it was being filmed.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The tablecloth just like blows up next.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
To it, you know.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Yeah, damn, gone is gone under here?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh my god, gosh, okay, dim momack it. Does she
think it was good?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (27:46):
I like how Joe presented himself at first when you
kind of did the lay thing on him. Also somebody did,
and he was very professional, I mean, and he kind
of just like class that joking and it was funny
with it that he has a little sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
We were a little and you know what, you know
what the problem you know what the what Kimberly kind
of has problems with like sort of like myself. Well,
I've got a lot of problems. But but we're tall.
We're tall because I'm almost five nine. She is definitely
five nine, and.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
So it's hard taller, maybe because you're wearing heils.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I was right, Yeah, I was probably my stripper heels.
But uh, she has trouble finding we we have trouble
finding men who are tall enough to that we can
wear heels and be like true girls and yeah, and
be tall and not feel like and not feel like
we're Amazon women.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That's why i'm your non sexually. I know I'm tall
and you can wear heels.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Or I can wear heels. Were on, Eric, But unfortunately
we're soul meats but not sexual soul meats.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Well maybe you can break that.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
No, he would never want to see a vagiana. Trust help,
he'll die, he'll pass out.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
A couple of weeks ago, I was grocery shopping and
Laura was saying the most disgusting things on the phone,
and I was like, you need to stop because I'm
gonna throw up.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I know, I just love it.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (29:15):
Really he's the handle sick when it comes to vagina.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
No, I couldn't handle that.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It makes him so like he's he is, he is
that he was born to.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
She was like trying to use it as a bargaining
tool and like was threatening me.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I was threatening him with vagina.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
I was vagina is the most powerful, beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, or Eric, Hello, Okay, Well, I'm a leg man.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
It's life.
Speaker 9 (29:42):
It gives life, It creates, it carries, it creates I
can talk creates it, it gives it, it can take
a pounding, very very old.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I love you, Jetty. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Great, this is all we need is Jenny and Eric
going down the rabbit.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh god, Jenny, you know you and I dirty hours
on the dirty Birds. That's why I love your sister,
saying I.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Am I'm like one of the dudes, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I know.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Okay, well, thanks.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Jenny, tell mom high, but she outside having her sick.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Yeah, you know yet it's not eight o'clock.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It's not thirty.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I know, mom.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Hi, yes, mama, and.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
You guys look great.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Great, you think you? Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
Okay, you know, nothing scary, all.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Right, Okay, now we can watch it and not be afraid.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
You can watch it and you'll be so satisfied with yourself.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh oh gosh, I don't know about that guy.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
Okay, maybe I need to be on the single lives here.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes, that's right, both of you. I know, right. I
was just talking about that.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
We were like, we said we should well because we've
called her friend Jody first, because we thought she'd Jody
and Karen would be like nicer heading into you, that
they would give it. She they would tell us like
the surface stuff, and then you would tell us like
the real deal. But they said kind of the same
thing that you did, so I really sorry, No, not
(31:23):
happy about that. Thank you, Okay, I love you, Jenny,
bye bye. All right with that, now it's time for
double d Oh my god, not a whole lot.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Special correspondent lour Kane. The SAG Awards were last night,
which has now been changed to the Actor Awards because
nobody knows what SAG is. Yeah, I don't know. It
was weird. Kristen Bell hosted again. Uh there was some
funny who was even watching that? I don't know?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
And well the channel was it even on?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
It was on Netflix?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah? Oh okay, and I forgot that it was on Netflix.
So the first time somebody said the F word, I
almost lost my mind. I'm like, oh god, how did
they not edit that is.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
And then I realized it was on Netflix, so it
was probably made it spicier.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
The pit.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Won a lot, and my friend Leslie's on that show,
so I'm super excited for her.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Gets so much attention, and yet I have yet to
watch it. Why not? Why am I not watching it?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I start watching it. I started so This show got
a lot of awards to Catherine O'Hara won.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Posthumously posthumously, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
And for her role in it. It's called The Studio
and it is. Yeah, it had I love him, Okay,
So see, I am not a Seth Rogan fan. I'm
not a fan of his and I'm not a fan
of Jack Black's only because.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
John Black is awesome. See, he's talented. He's a very
talented person.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I don't like it when somebody like, did you see
Anna Conda?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
I did not see Anna Conda. Why would I see
Anna Conda? Why did you see Anna Konk?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I was just asking. I completely forgot. I don't know
how considering he's on the poster, I forgot that he
was in the movie. I never would have run out
and seen it. He's one of those actors, you know,
like how Chris Farley was on Saturday Night Live where
he shouts they do and I'm like, I just found
(33:46):
it annoying. But I do like Seth Rogan in this show.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
The Studio, Yeah, won a bunch of wars. It's on
Apple and I think there's six episodes and it's great. Okay,
Like I said, the pit One for everything. The one
dress that was crazy was Tiana Taylor's because she was
in one battle after another.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh yeah, the pregnant one. Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And you know she's a backup dancer or a like
terrains dancers or something. That's what her career was before
her body is sick. And this dress you actually had
to look at it to see that it was actually fabric.
The top looked like it was latex that was just
(34:36):
brushed on because you could see the nips and everything nips.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Was it skin colored?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
No, it was like an ivory and it looked so
beautiful on her, and then the it kind of melted
into this almost like silver sequence. It was really pretty.
But man, I'm telling you you have to have a
body to wear that it. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, okay,
(35:02):
google google Teana Taylor Actors Awards it. I mean, her
body is ridiculous. So justin Timberlake is suing to stop
the release of the d w I arrest. Uh oh
well that that happened like two years ago. No, why
(35:24):
it's coming out now?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Is he just going to court for it now or something?
Or is it just or has it? I don't know,
Statute to Limitations passed and now they can release everything.
Maybe yeah, oh my gosh, so that he doesn't want
people to know he was doing paupers or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
No, that should be interesting.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Allegedly, I'm sorry, allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yes, So I saw a couple really good movies.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Over the last time in the theater or is on
your TV?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
On the TV? Okay, I was gonna go see Weathering
Heights the other night, but it started too late for Grandpa, okay,
because it's a long time. Grandpa stayed home and we
watched something else but Song Sung Blue Kate Hudson. Yes,
it was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Cry I did not, Okay, I hear a lot of
people cry at this movie at the end. It's about
a person had Neil Diamond in.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Person and it's a true story.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
She I started watching it, and I don't know why
I didn't finish it.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
But she's they're both fantastic in it, and the girl
who played the daughter was great too. I also watch
an action movie, so here, just take a nap time,
not where you want to. It's called Fight or Flight
and it all happens on a plane and it is awesome.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Is that star star your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, it isn't does not star Mike.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I thought it was Jason Stathan was starring in that.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
No, he is in that movie that's in theaters right
now called Shelter.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, let's me tell you.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I was there on opening nights.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm sure you were.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
There's also a new movie with Preanca Chopra Jonas, Yes,
called The Bluff and it's on Prime and it's a
it's a pirate I guess Swashbuckley.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
She is a bad ass. I loved her in this
is it a thriller? It's an action movie.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
It's an action movie, and it was great. She was
fantastic in it. Also, it just came out, I think
last week. It's a movie called Psycho Killer was written
by the guy who did seven, some really good suspense movies.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Did you ever see seven?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
What's in the Box?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
What's in the Box? I know about that? Please, Claire, Please,
it's so good, Claire, seven deadly sins.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Claire. I went to the premiere of this movie. Whoa
And that's how he that's how old I am. But
there's a scene in that movie that takes you by
such surprise. You probably remember it's it. I stood up
and screamed in a theater full of people, and the
woman in front of me, I will never forget this
(38:17):
was wearing a fur coat and she freaking booked it
out of the theater and never came back. And the
guy she was with turned around. He goes, thanks, and
I'm all, I'm my friend that I went with stayed
with me for a couple of months because she her
new roommate hadn't moved in yet, so after that, but
(38:39):
it was terrifying. Oh, speaking of seven, because one of
the co stars is was at the Actors Awards last night.
I want everybody to google Gwyneth Paltrow. Okay, Actors Awards.
So this is what?
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
A shocking? Does she not look like Gwyneth Paltrow?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Why is everybody doing this? Why is this? Why is this?
Why is this happening? Why is this happening? This? She's
a skeleton?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Is now? The picture does not do it well, justice,
You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You're showing it on your phone.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, I can't. You need to look at this thing
up up Close's no, no.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Not even it doesn't even look like she does muscles.
It's just bone.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's just bone. And when, oh, when she was on
the red carpet, I'm like, did she have like a
allegedly like a boob job or something like that. I
don't understand why, when you're that thin, you want everybody
to see your clapicle, which is just nothing but bones,
(39:49):
way too right now. And now she's letting everybody have
it because her and her mom accepted award on Ozzy
Osbournd's behalf of the British Music Awards or something, and
everybody was complaining about how skinny she is and she
literally went off on everybody.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Since its fat shaming. Now you're skinny shaming and correct
thing now. Gwyneth Paltrow has always been thin. I don't
understand the overtan, the stretched out muscles, the rock hard boobs.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
The it just looks and there. It doesn't look like
that unless they're like a tear to unless she got
them done. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I make sure it looks like you can see implants.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, it just looks bizarre and it makes her look
sick so old. I mean, it's just a really weird
like you can't really you see it that well, but
just eat some spaghetti or a burger, or maybe spaghetti
(40:56):
with a burger on top of it instead of meatballs.
Like I don't know, and I don't want to sound
like I'm body shaming. I'm just saying that if I
were her stylist.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Which you're gonna be coming up yes weekend.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Not Gwennis, but I I would definitely have taken her
into a dressing been like, if this is the dress
you want to wear, we're going to have to fix
this upper level and now special correspond Oh yes, now,
Special correspondent Lurcane.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I'm very upset by this. Oh no, because I first
of all, there's two things. Okay, remember Claria, you weren't
worth us when I made this declaration, this proclamation, this
this statement that I believe, truly believe that Jim Carrey
is my soulmate. Oh only Jim Carrey, will you here?
(41:55):
This will will get me the real me? Okay. Now
they're saying that he's completely disappeared and there is a
clone of Jim Carrey walking around and accepting awards and
posting things on Instagram and all that kind of stuff.
Has Jim Carrey been disappeared and replaced by a clone.
Believe it or not. Some people are asking this after
(42:17):
the Caesar Awards in cesar Or. I don't know how
you say that. In Paris last week he received a
Lifetime achieve An award. He gave a full acceptance speech
in French. Amazing, But it was his appearance that had
everybody kind of freaking out. He wasn't unrecognizable, but he
(42:39):
looked a little different. So they're saying he either got
something done. But then somebody's taking it to a whole
other level and they're saying that it's not even him,
that he has been replaced by a clone of Jim
Carrey of some sort, at that the real Jim Carrey
is like off somewhere off the grid away. I see,
(43:01):
So I actually d m Jim Carrey. I d but
I know I'm sure I DMed him like some person
in like Missouri who runs his fan page. I didn't.
I'm sure it's not really him. He doesn't even a
blue check by his name. It's like it was just
I know he's but I think that would be a
(43:23):
Jim Carrey thing where he wouldn't want to lose.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
You have to do what I did, What what did
you do?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well I went straight for his management.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Oh, or I want to get on that dating site
Raya Ariah. Oh yeah, but you have to be invited.
And the only person I know that excuse me, I hope,
I hope your dinner was good.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Thank God, it's thank got it came out that I guess,
geez geez apparently.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Oh so there's one person I know that could invite me,
and I want to say who it is, but I
have slyly asked her on two occasions about it. No
action or react.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
I think, I know, why, why? Why?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
This better not be mean?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Well it's not mean, it's just an observation. You're luck
on the other services hasn't been great, and it could be.
Maybe the way he would bring it a dress, the gentleman.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh, the way I talk, the way I respond. But see,
Jim Carrey would get me in two seconds. He'd get
he'd get it, he'd get my level of my personality.
I don't know he would. I think we have the
same brain. Well his is a lot sharper. He's really smart.
I mean, you know, he's he is French Canadian. So
(44:56):
the fact that he knows French is not. That's so hot.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Anyway, So that's my report, and I think we're done
on with this podcast because we need to go watch
the show.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Would you like me to speak in a foreign language
to you?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yes, go ahead, done this. You aren't using mine? You buy?
I ask Marie, you're going. I know exactly what's gonna
happen in my banyo.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Not yet. Yesterday I did take my Celia musk, so,
oh god, it's still on the table.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Anyway. Thank you for watching on Instagram, thank you for
watching on TikTok, thank you for watching on YouTube, thank you,
thank you for listening after the fact. We appreciate it.
And thanks for watching ninety Day Fiance in the Single
Life episode three.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
And if you're watching, we all need our own show anyway.
Love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
And I love you, I love you, I love you,
my sweet babies.
Speaker 7 (45:49):
Bye,
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you laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Plus sure we're late. Couple your seat belts and don't
be late.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Here we go, get ready, there we go? Okay, oh hey,
oh wow, oh my gosh. You guys. Well, I'll tell
you the reason for the franticness. Hello, Welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark on Laura Kane. Eric Rimmer wearing Lauracane pants.
I am that I got him on Temu for two Christmases.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, here's my beef. I just went out.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You went out?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh there, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I couldn't hear.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh my god, I couldn't hear myself. What a tragedy boy. Anyway, No,
just kidding, but to talk.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
What do you want to take me outside and hit
me with the two buy for.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Her a little bit a little bit, A little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm gonna smack your boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I bought you dinner. Be quiet. Okay, So what were
you saying? Uh? I said, you're wearing Laura Kane pants.
We talked about tea, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And I have a bone to pick with you. What
none of the items that I've ever gotten for you
for Ugly Team of Christmas, have I ever seen you wearing?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Because wait, there is something I do wear.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh the underpants.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh yeah, my favorite underpants ever with your face on them,
dressed like a minion from that one minions from Minions.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Wow, she's you are you are? You are like falling
amart here.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, yeah, we're falling apart. There's a reason we're falling apart.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
There's you love the fact that your face is right
on my crotch.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It is Claire, producer Claire. Hello, welcome to the Madness tonight.
Thank you. The reason we're like a little bit frantic
and weird is because the show is actually it's starting
eight o'clock. It starts, but you can watch it early
(02:28):
if you're fancying. You've got like the streaming services. So
my sister, my mom and Jody and Karen Karen all
have watched it, and we're gonna call them. We should
say this is ninety day. Yes, that's what I was
about to get to.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm sorry, I'm a nervous wreck because I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Wait wait, let me just let me, let me do
what Claire, a producer has said, because people don't even
know what we're talking about. Right, we're talking about ninety
ninety day Fiance. This Single Life is on Monday nights.
The new season started three episodes ago. The first episode,
Jody and I were on because we were a pitch
with her friend because we know Kimberly. She's our actual friend. Yes,
(03:11):
and she's a cast member on that show trying to
find love because her original love when she was on
ninety Day Fiance just the show didn't work out. So
now she's on the spinoff and we are her friends,
and therefore we're part of her life and so and
you are as well. Yes, and therefore we've made it
onto the small screen, which is TV.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Here's my fear.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, it aired, so it aired tonight or is airing
at eight, and.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We have not seen it.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
We've not seen it. It's a party where Eric was
there and I was there. It was at JODI's house. Yes,
we had a party with a couple of guys that
we thought might be good for Kimberly. And so it's
kind of like kind of like a setup dating sort
of thing, but not like we had. She invited couple
guys she thought she might be interested. Yes, so then
(04:03):
all the cameras were there. She had a full on party.
We have decorations and everything. We even had a limbo
stick we did. Do you know what a limbo stick is? Even, Claire,
I do not know what a so I know, like
well like regular limbo, like you go under it, under
a limbo Oh okay, yeah, okay, you know limbo is yeah, okay, good. Yeah,
that's because that's old school. That's like really old school.
(04:25):
But we had a stick and we limboed, so I
don't even know. So what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well now, I'm very afraid when I found out that
this was on tonight, because we are at a party
and there was food. So I'm afraid that I'm going
to be look like the person that's carrying them around
like that old melted wheel of breeze on.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
My head, Like you're worried about what you look like.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, I'm going to look like a melted can they
just say one thing? Trust me, the lights are going
to make everything run.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
We purposely did not watch this, or I did, and
I don't think I don't even think you knew I
was on it. No, I purposely didn't watch it ahead
of time because I wanted I wanted Jody, Karen and
my sister to tell us the truth god, what we
look like, what we acted like, what we how we
came across on camera. And so after we talk about
(05:19):
the old globe, we're gonna call first Jody, okay, because
it was at her house where the party was, and
so I want to get I want to know, like
what parts of her house were shown like. She doesn't
know until it aired, and it aired tonight, and it's
airing at eight o'clock in case you guys want to
watch it and you want to see what they're about
(05:43):
to tell us.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So Jody calls me at about five thirty five forty five.
She's like, oh my god. I could hear Karen laughing
in the background, Karen Condy, who we had on a
couple of weeks ago, and she's like, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, Eric is featured prominently.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh god, oh.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, great, I can't. They were laughing. They were laughing.
I said, stop, I go stop right now. I have
to hang up. I can't know you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I told I said, do not tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
My god, I'm a nervous right now.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We need to know sweat. I can't even let's give
the Old Globe. Oh god, let's okay. So I have
great news about the Old Low. Yes, we have tickets
to give away to head a Gabbler. Oh okay, because
it's been extended through almost the end of the month.
It was only supposed to run until March seventh, March seventh,
(06:43):
and it's now running through the end of the month
along with Bartleby, which we are going to be seeing
we are, so we've got to make those screens. We
do so anyway, we stay tuned for how we're going
to give away tickets. But we The Old Globe guy
called me and he's like, I have some tickets for
you guys to give away. I'm like, oh my gosh,
(07:04):
it's so great.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So we haven't figured out how we're giving them away yet.
If it's going to be on Instagram or on TikTok
or on socials or next week or whatever. But we'll
find out. Okay, But headed Gabbler, if you want to
just get tickets, I would suggest you do that because
it starts Katie Holmes. Yes, d Katie Holmes as heada.
She does a great job. We've all seen it. Claire
(07:27):
was my date.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You and I've seen it twice.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I know you did. And so the Old Globe is
just a great place to see a show, three different stages.
So that's why there are two shows going on at
the same time, because they can do that because they.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Are the Old Globe or fancy.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So to get tickets, here's this phone number.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It is six one nine two three four five six
two three, or going on to their website, the Old
Globe dot org. You just put in LCAD and they
will wave your handling fees.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
And while you're on the website, go look at all
the different uh performances they have. They are coming up
next to Fences and then Alien Girls and then Kim's
Convenience north by Northwest. We have a Shakespeare coming up
and then we have begin again with music from Training.
Wait all right, So the Old Globe Theater. Yeah, I
(08:20):
think you can still put an LCAD and get your
handling fees wave. Let's til if that works, try it.
I think that's still going on. But we also yeah her, yeah,
call me and blame I'm okay, So that's the Old Globe.
Thank you for being a sponsor on Laura Kane After Dark.
All right, I think here we go. We're gonna first
call Jody. So Jody and I are the original ninety
(08:44):
Day lovers because there are times I go over to
her house on Sunday nights and we watch there are
several different ninety Day fiances that go on at the
same time on different nights, like Sunday night. It's ninety
Day fiance before the ninety Days, and that's what we
usual we watched together on Sunday Night. So we have
always been super fans of this show. So the fact
(09:06):
that we're actually on it is just a dream come true.
I think, I think or it could be a nightmare
one or the other. So here we go. We're calling
Jody right now. I'm so nervous, okay, because I'm sure
you look oh well, turned up a little bit more. Hi, guys, Joy, Karen, Hi, Hi, Hi, Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm so nervous. Oh my god, you guys, I'm sweating
so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Time out, time out. Oh no, you guys, if you're
on Instagram or on TikTok to YouTube so you can
hear them. You can hear them.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay, I have right right out of the gate. Do
I look like a melted candle?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They're laughing out loud right now.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
No, no, you guys, we're laughing because why are we laughing?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Why are you laughing?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Why are you hysterically laughing? First thing off the jump.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
No, we're laughing because Eric is what do you do?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
First of all, Laura, you look amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
You look even though even in Odah.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
I were like, yes, some so handsome.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oh my god you you and you were on quite
you and Karen came walking down first, and Karen, yes,
I mean they aren't safe, aren't safely donning?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
She looked hot?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, she looks great, Jody, Okay, journey we looked.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Laura, I stood amazing.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
It was really well done.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yes, okay, there was no Sharon Stone moment.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I didn't flash the camera this time.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
No, no, no. The dress you mentioned something about a slip, Eric,
I don't know. What do you remember saying something about
a slip that you did the usually that got on.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Camera, Oh, jeszus, who knows. Probably I was worried about
something falling out.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
You probably were you telling me to wear a slip
or something.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't know. I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Okay, you were talking to Kimberly.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Okay, so talk first. Let's talk about Okay, did your
house look amazing? Jody?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
It looked really nice. I mean, the lighting just like sweet,
all the background in you and honestly the tree that
I didn't think was you know, the way we had
to stick those crops in.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
The tree right, the decorations I did not.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It came across much better than I thought.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It was not. It was like a Hawaiian kind of vibe.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Well, everybody was on I think they got everybody on
camera at some point.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
It looked like a huge part.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
It looks like it looked like a really big part.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It did, right, It's big, yeah, I know, but it
really showed that.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Okay, were going under the limbo stick or whatever they did,
meet you and Kimberly going under that that was pretty hilarious.
So I'll send you the pictures we snapshot and.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
So all of us into scenes with the limbo stick.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Okay, yeah it was Susan totally made it. Oh yeah,
that was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
That's right, because she was like, didn't she like go
under weird or really low or something under the stick?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Yeah? She did. She often under the deck.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
And do you remember when Kimberly first put the legs
on and she said she called me over and said,
she said, Jody, here, I'm going to get I know
you haven't been laid in a long time. And she
put the lay over me and then you yelled, I
WoT to get.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Lad, I want to get Oh god, yeah, no, no, no,
let me let me ask you this since we haven't
seen it, Karen, when when we walked down together, did
either of you, for a fraction of a second say,
(13:11):
Karen's date was Brad Pitt? Like did that? Did that
ever cross your mind for like two seconds?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Oh honestly, I thought I was Brad Pitt.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
I thought that it was Eric.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I thought I'm proud. Oh my god, that is so funny.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I think you're going to be really really happy with
the way you look.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Eric.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
You were going to love yourself.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
You're going to love yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
I mean soft and beautiful. Yeah. The I think the
only other thing that that was the only loud thing
you did other than you know, I want to get laid, I.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Said, I want to get laid. Okay, what else?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
And you got so you got late.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, And then it showed us talking Kimberly about Joe.
She was telling us how safe he made her feel,
and you know, so there was that and then oh
and they didn't do they didn't do any of our
interviewing at the end.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
That wasn't on it.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Oh yeah, you know, yeah, they didn't do that. But
when Kimberly was leaving, of course you said, what did
she say? You softly go? What did you say, don't be,
don't have.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I don't know what he said, but then something like that.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Kimberly yelled back at you shut up.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm not went home to go to bed.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, say that or did I say that?
Speaker 9 (14:37):
So you did?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And then here's you going.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
And you allowed, Oh my gosh, that is so fun. Okay,
if you let me ask you this. If you were
just like a spectator and you had no idea who
we were, what we were about, and you were like
from Kansas and you're watching ninety day Fiance, this single life,
what would you have would you think of us and
of of like the whole stole party.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, that's a good question for Karen.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
I know, if I were sitting in Kansas watching this,
I didn't know any of you guys, I would think,
what a cool party.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Okay, what great looking people, awesome.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful yard, beautiful surroundings. The set was beautiful,
and I would have thought, I want to move out
to San Diego and party with those guys.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh, I'm sure Jody's house came across looking and going on.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
And it did.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
It really did.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I would have And I also do want to say,
because obviously this show is about Kimberly. Yes say Joe
and Kimberly's conversations and the way they portrayed that.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So good.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
They really they really had a good connection.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
It really did. Let me just say something to the
person that sent me a meme. Somebody sent me something
on line that was like, all these people are paid
actors and they're not friends. Not true, A no, were
We were not paid to do this. This is just
something we do because we are actually Kimberly's good friends.
(16:16):
So that is not that is a complete untruth.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Those for those I could pick up my phone, you
could pick up your phone. Any of the four of
us could and call her right now.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I could drive to her house right now and PLoP
on her doorstep. But she'd let me in and she'd
be like, spend the night. You look like crap, you
need a ret some rest.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I mean we are that close.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yeah, no, yeah, we are very very close friends, very
very close friends, and.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
We would not expect to be paid. This was fun,
it was fun to do. Why would we be like
that and whatever? Anyway, So that is not true, and
I just want to clear that up and that all
the conversations we have are completely natural. All of this
was natural. The guys that we that that good. Are
you Jody for having friends that Kimberly might be interested in?
(17:03):
So she invited some of these guys to the party
and they her. Kimberly and one of the guys hit
it off. So we'll see where that goes. So uh, okay,
there's nothing I think we did.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
A good job.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
We did what we did, what we intended to do. Okay,
we wanted to set Kimberly up and we wanted it
to be a match. And we know from we you know,
they they got along, they hit it off, and so
we'll see how we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
We just want her to be happy. And she has
a pretty intense storyline because she does reveal some things
that she's been keeping close to her heart and from
her family for for years. And so she's so brave
I think for revealing all this and about adoptions and
giving a baby up for adoption, I think it's really
(17:54):
brave and bold of her to do this on a
public platform. And I think she's helping people. Yeah here, oh.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Yeah, she's definitely helping people.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Okay, now you know we're going to you guys, are
you were easing us into the conversation I'm about to
have with my sister and my mom. But also watched
the show and my sister does not mince words. Let
me just put it that way.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
She will say, you'll have anything bad to say? Well,
that was great, I'm kidding you.
Speaker 8 (18:26):
And I'm a pretty tough critique of things.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Yeah, it was very natural if everybody was having a party.
There was no extras that came.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
In to fill in any faces.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
It was authentic.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
It was super authentic fun you got everybody was great
in front of the Camera's natural. And then Kimberly the
star was so comfortable and natural in front of the camera.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Kind of like, you know, it's so cliche when you
hear people say, oh, you don't even realize the cameras
are there, But you don't.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
You don't, you do not.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I mean, especially for a couple of times when I
actually looked in the camera when yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You didn't look in the camera I did not look
in the camera, and you did the first Mavericks.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
But you did not hear.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
You did not hear.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Okay, I I'm just I'm just, you know, kind of
thinking about things here. I think the four of us
could have our own reality.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I know what what would we call it?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Erican is Angel Eric angels.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Eric.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
All three of us are single. Yeah, so you can
be like our matchmaker. Yes, there you go, there's the
show boom done.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'm going to call him right now. This is the
great thing. Karen would be able to wipe out a
narcissist within a hundred miles. We would like she'd be
able to see them coming from one hundred miles.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
My radar would be being like crazy, they got the louder,
it would be right.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
And then Jody, she's the animal activist of the group.
So any any dog that didn't like a guy that
came in gone, And.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Then you I'd take anything pretty much. And there you go,
there's the show.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
There we go, there's our show. Oh my god, done
and the US. And then I'm the one that just
gives out probably mediocre advice.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, you're like the yea gives advice that they listen to.
But then I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Right there you go.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Yeah, okay, guys, and you have to get a pair
of pants with all three of our pictures.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh done, T shirts, hats, we're gonna get merged, the
whole thing, Oh for sure. All right you guys, love you,
thank you, bye. Okay, now feel the back of my leg.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Eric is like sweating bullets. We're talking about ninety day.
If you want to say, the single Life, which is
on tonight at eight o'clock, if you guys want to
watch it, Eric is now apparently prominently featured in this
episode with Kimberly. She's the star, she's the one that
they wanted the characters, one of the cast members of
this season, and we are friends with Kimberly, so that's
(21:24):
how we ended up on the show. So now we're
gonna call Jennifer Collins, who happens to be my sister,
who has always been painfully honest to a fault.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
And uh, now listen when she answers, let me talk
to her because I need to butter her up.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Jenny will see right through that. Let's see, she does
not suffer fools.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Let me, I'll see. Hold on, there we go. Okay,
now we're.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Calling my sister Jennifer or I call her Jenny because
that's what I always called her growing up.
Speaker 9 (22:02):
So there she is.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
She's Jenny to me, always forever, but she likes to
be Jennifer or channel.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
Oh my god, it's just Laura. Came from Laura Kane
after Dark Show Jenny.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
And Eric and Eric Wimmer.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yes, he's on the he's now on the logo with Jenny.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
I'm sorry, Laura Kane and Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Jenny, what do you want to autograph?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Or what I do.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I'm waiting for it.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
So ninety Dance Single Life airing tonight, already aired earlier,
but it's going to air at eight o'clock for you know,
everybody that watches it at the prime time.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yes, and Jenny and HBO Max before before you say anything,
just I'm fragile, soy, Eric is okay?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Let me just say this, Jenny, his underneath his legs.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Eric, there's nothing to worry about, honey.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, he's sweating bullets back in like bullets, is completely wet.
Speaker 9 (22:58):
You are a door. Oh it's just able.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Are you Are you kidding? Are you being serious?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
I'll be serious.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
He comes across good, what he comes across very well, fantastic.
Oh god, Jenny, I'm feeling like fakery right here, right now.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
I don't know, are you there's no fakery? We stop it.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
No, I know.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I'm just I was just waiting for you to like
rail on him or me.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Laura, your outfit, I am Laura. Your makeup perfect?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Really yeah good, I did it myself and then thank
you very much. In that dress it wasn't too short?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Well you probably no, no, no, you didn't flash anybody.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Okay, that's that's very good. The limbo scene thoughts, yes,
you're okay, okay, I didn't go too low and too embarrassing.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
Now, no, if they would have had it lower maybe okay.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
What was there a part of the show where you
were like, uh oh, or she shouldn't have said that,
or why did he say that? Or anything that?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
I liked what Kimberly said to you here, Lauria, are
you going to get laid? You haven't gotten laid in
a while. You're like getting any one off that And
it was funny.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Oh about not being late. Okay, okay, so that all right,
so not getting laid. And then the party looked fun.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It was a fun party.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
It was a fun party.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
And then Eric's date as beautiful, isn't she Her name's Karen, Yes.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
And handsome. Eric came walking in and he had what
he had a line he did I did hear him talk.
I don't remember what he said, but I know what
it was perfect, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
We thought, yeah, now, Jenny will if you did not
look okay, she would tell you one hundred.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
And that Eric, your hair was sticking up in the
back what the hell with that outfit?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Exactly? If I had too much makeup on, she would
tell me if my hair would you look great?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Thank you makeup?
Speaker 9 (25:05):
The makeup is perfect like that, It makes you was younger.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What you did do different?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
You didn't wear the bright red mist like.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Pretty neutral seet.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Everybody hates owner or dark.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You need to listen to your sister and I I
always tell her which.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
And you don't need a lot of black around the eye.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
You don't.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
You don't write.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You literally look like you're sixteen.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So I didn't have black under I don't wear black Eyeland.
I am tonight right, Actually, actually I'm wearing black Eyeland
under my eyes tonight.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Because I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I had no eyes. I felt like I had no eyes,
so I had to like define them.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
You have eyes, you will, said eye.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
But anyway, so I can't remember if I had lash
extensions or I put my own lashes on, I don't remember.
But anyway, apparently I did a good job.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You did a great job.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Because there's there's no makeup, there's no makeup or hair
that we do our own.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
And that's what you do from me on.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
And isn't Joe It wasn't he cute' the guy that
kind of.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
I hope it's legit.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
It is the way that he is, I think so.
I mean, obviously I can't reveal because this was filmed
a little. It's filmed not not that that long ago.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
But I can't really say it really looks great. Her hair, Yeah,
much weight, Yes, I didn't know she was five nine.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yes, she's a tall girl.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I would never guess that. Yeah, she didn't just average.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Oh no, she's a she's like a statuesque. Yes, okay,
So I want to know what er. I want to
know what you said.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't remember if it was.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
I know you you came in, he greeted. He must
have said something when you came in and we're just
talking to the.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Okay, but it wasn't offensive nature.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I would, yeah, I would say something offensive.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh my god, that was there was a and Eric.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Eric didn't fart, so it was a good Oh thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well at least the camera didn't, you know, came.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Or there's not that that scream where he could see farts.
Oh yeah, green smoke or blue smoke or whatever come out.
But because because I'm sure you were nervous, parting.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh, I was probably crop dusting all over the place.
Who knows.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
God, yes, he had a nervous tummy.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
He does have a nervous tummy.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
But all the time tummy it was being filmed.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The tablecloth just like blows up next.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
To it, you know.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Yeah, damn, gone is gone under here?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh my god, gosh, okay, dim momack it. Does she
think it was good?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (27:46):
I like how Joe presented himself at first when you
kind of did the lay thing on him. Also somebody did,
and he was very professional, I mean, and he kind
of just like class that joking and it was funny
with it that he has a little sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
We were a little and you know what, you know
what the problem you know what the what Kimberly kind
of has problems with like sort of like myself. Well,
I've got a lot of problems. But but we're tall.
We're tall because I'm almost five nine. She is definitely
five nine, and.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
So it's hard taller, maybe because you're wearing heils.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I was right, Yeah, I was probably my stripper heels.
But uh, she has trouble finding we we have trouble
finding men who are tall enough to that we can
wear heels and be like true girls and yeah, and
be tall and not feel like and not feel like
we're Amazon women.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That's why i'm your non sexually. I know I'm tall
and you can wear heels.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Or I can wear heels. Were on, Eric, But unfortunately
we're soul meats but not sexual soul meats.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Well maybe you can break that.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
No, he would never want to see a vagiana. Trust help,
he'll die, he'll pass out.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
A couple of weeks ago, I was grocery shopping and
Laura was saying the most disgusting things on the phone,
and I was like, you need to stop because I'm
gonna throw up.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I know, I just love it.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (29:15):
Really he's the handle sick when it comes to vagina.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
No, I couldn't handle that.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It makes him so like he's he is, he is
that he was born to.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
She was like trying to use it as a bargaining
tool and like was threatening me.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I was threatening him with vagina.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
I was vagina is the most powerful, beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yes, or Eric, Hello, Okay, Well, I'm a leg man.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
It's life.
Speaker 9 (29:42):
It gives life, It creates, it carries, it creates I
can talk creates it, it gives it, it can take
a pounding, very very old.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I love you, Jetty. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Great, this is all we need is Jenny and Eric
going down the rabbit.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh god, Jenny, you know you and I dirty hours
on the dirty Birds. That's why I love your sister,
saying I.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Am I'm like one of the dudes, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I know.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Okay, well, thanks.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Jenny, tell mom high, but she outside having her sick.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Yeah, you know yet it's not eight o'clock.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It's not thirty.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I know, mom.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Hi, yes, mama, and.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
You guys look great.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Great, you think you? Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
Okay, you know, nothing scary, all.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Right, Okay, now we can watch it and not be afraid.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
You can watch it and you'll be so satisfied with yourself.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh oh gosh, I don't know about that guy.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
Okay, maybe I need to be on the single lives here.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes, that's right, both of you. I know, right. I
was just talking about that.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
We were like, we said we should well because we've
called her friend Jody first, because we thought she'd Jody
and Karen would be like nicer heading into you, that
they would give it. She they would tell us like
the surface stuff, and then you would tell us like
the real deal. But they said kind of the same
thing that you did, so I really sorry, No, not
(31:23):
happy about that. Thank you, Okay, I love you, Jenny,
bye bye. All right with that, now it's time for
double d Oh my god, not a whole lot.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Special correspondent lour Kane. The SAG Awards were last night,
which has now been changed to the Actor Awards because
nobody knows what SAG is. Yeah, I don't know. It
was weird. Kristen Bell hosted again. Uh there was some
funny who was even watching that? I don't know?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
And well the channel was it even on?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
It was on Netflix?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah? Oh okay, and I forgot that it was on Netflix.
So the first time somebody said the F word, I
almost lost my mind. I'm like, oh god, how did
they not edit that is.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
And then I realized it was on Netflix, so it
was probably made it spicier.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
The pit.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Won a lot, and my friend Leslie's on that show,
so I'm super excited for her.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Gets so much attention, and yet I have yet to
watch it. Why not? Why am I not watching it?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I start watching it. I started so This show got
a lot of awards to Catherine O'Hara won.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Posthumously posthumously, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
And for her role in it. It's called The Studio
and it is. Yeah, it had I love him, Okay,
So see, I am not a Seth Rogan fan. I'm
not a fan of his and I'm not a fan
of Jack Black's only because.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
John Black is awesome. See, he's talented. He's a very
talented person.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I don't like it when somebody like, did you see
Anna Conda?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
I did not see Anna Conda. Why would I see
Anna Conda? Why did you see Anna Konk?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I was just asking. I completely forgot. I don't know
how considering he's on the poster, I forgot that he
was in the movie. I never would have run out
and seen it. He's one of those actors, you know,
like how Chris Farley was on Saturday Night Live where
he shouts they do and I'm like, I just found
(33:46):
it annoying. But I do like Seth Rogan in this show.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
The Studio, Yeah, won a bunch of wars. It's on
Apple and I think there's six episodes and it's great. Okay,
Like I said, the pit One for everything. The one
dress that was crazy was Tiana Taylor's because she was
in one battle after another.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh yeah, the pregnant one. Yeah okay.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And you know she's a backup dancer or a like
terrains dancers or something. That's what her career was before
her body is sick. And this dress you actually had
to look at it to see that it was actually fabric.
The top looked like it was latex that was just
(34:36):
brushed on because you could see the nips and everything nips.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Was it skin colored?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
No, it was like an ivory and it looked so
beautiful on her, and then the it kind of melted
into this almost like silver sequence. It was really pretty.
But man, I'm telling you you have to have a
body to wear that it. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, okay,
(35:02):
google google Teana Taylor Actors Awards it. I mean, her
body is ridiculous. So justin Timberlake is suing to stop
the release of the d w I arrest. Uh oh
well that that happened like two years ago. No, why
(35:24):
it's coming out now?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Is he just going to court for it now or something?
Or is it just or has it? I don't know,
Statute to Limitations passed and now they can release everything.
Maybe yeah, oh my gosh, so that he doesn't want
people to know he was doing paupers or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
No, that should be interesting.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Allegedly, I'm sorry, allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yes, So I saw a couple really good movies.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Over the last time in the theater or is on
your TV?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
On the TV? Okay, I was gonna go see Weathering
Heights the other night, but it started too late for Grandpa, okay,
because it's a long time. Grandpa stayed home and we
watched something else but Song Sung Blue Kate Hudson. Yes,
it was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Cry I did not, Okay, I hear a lot of
people cry at this movie at the end. It's about
a person had Neil Diamond in.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Person and it's a true story.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
She I started watching it, and I don't know why
I didn't finish it.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
But she's they're both fantastic in it, and the girl
who played the daughter was great too. I also watch
an action movie, so here, just take a nap time,
not where you want to. It's called Fight or Flight
and it all happens on a plane and it is awesome.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Is that star star your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, it isn't does not star Mike.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I thought it was Jason Stathan was starring in that.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
No, he is in that movie that's in theaters right
now called Shelter.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Okay, let's me tell you.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I was there on opening nights.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm sure you were.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
There's also a new movie with Preanca Chopra Jonas, Yes,
called The Bluff and it's on Prime and it's a
it's a pirate I guess Swashbuckley.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
She is a bad ass. I loved her in this
is it a thriller? It's an action movie.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
It's an action movie, and it was great. She was
fantastic in it. Also, it just came out, I think
last week. It's a movie called Psycho Killer was written
by the guy who did seven, some really good suspense movies.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Did you ever see seven?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
What's in the Box?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
What's in the Box? I know about that? Please, Claire, Please,
it's so good, Claire, seven deadly sins.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Claire. I went to the premiere of this movie. Whoa
And that's how he that's how old I am. But
there's a scene in that movie that takes you by
such surprise. You probably remember it's it. I stood up
and screamed in a theater full of people, and the
woman in front of me, I will never forget this
(38:17):
was wearing a fur coat and she freaking booked it
out of the theater and never came back. And the
guy she was with turned around. He goes, thanks, and
I'm all, I'm my friend that I went with stayed
with me for a couple of months because she her
new roommate hadn't moved in yet, so after that, but
(38:39):
it was terrifying. Oh, speaking of seven, because one of
the co stars is was at the Actors Awards last night.
I want everybody to google Gwyneth Paltrow. Okay, Actors Awards.
So this is what?
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
A shocking? Does she not look like Gwyneth Paltrow?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Why is everybody doing this? Why is this? Why is this?
Why is this happening? Why is this happening? This? She's
a skeleton?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Is now? The picture does not do it well, justice,
You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You're showing it on your phone.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, I can't. You need to look at this thing
up up Close's no, no.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Not even it doesn't even look like she does muscles.
It's just bone.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's just bone. And when, oh, when she was on
the red carpet, I'm like, did she have like a
allegedly like a boob job or something like that. I
don't understand why, when you're that thin, you want everybody
to see your clapicle, which is just nothing but bones,
(39:49):
way too right now. And now she's letting everybody have
it because her and her mom accepted award on Ozzy
Osbournd's behalf of the British Music Awards or something, and
everybody was complaining about how skinny she is and she
literally went off on everybody.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Since its fat shaming. Now you're skinny shaming and correct
thing now. Gwyneth Paltrow has always been thin. I don't
understand the overtan, the stretched out muscles, the rock hard boobs.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
The it just looks and there. It doesn't look like
that unless they're like a tear to unless she got
them done. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I make sure it looks like you can see implants.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, it just looks bizarre and it makes her look
sick so old. I mean, it's just a really weird
like you can't really you see it that well, but
just eat some spaghetti or a burger, or maybe spaghetti
(40:56):
with a burger on top of it instead of meatballs.
Like I don't know, and I don't want to sound
like I'm body shaming. I'm just saying that if I
were her stylist.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Which you're gonna be coming up yes weekend.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Not Gwennis, but I I would definitely have taken her
into a dressing been like, if this is the dress
you want to wear, we're going to have to fix
this upper level and now special correspond Oh yes, now,
Special correspondent Lurcane.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
I'm very upset by this. Oh no, because I first
of all, there's two things. Okay, remember Claria, you weren't
worth us when I made this declaration, this proclamation, this
this statement that I believe, truly believe that Jim Carrey
is my soulmate. Oh only Jim Carrey, will you here?
(41:55):
This will will get me the real me? Okay. Now
they're saying that he's completely disappeared and there is a
clone of Jim Carrey walking around and accepting awards and
posting things on Instagram and all that kind of stuff.
Has Jim Carrey been disappeared and replaced by a clone.
Believe it or not. Some people are asking this after
(42:17):
the Caesar Awards in cesar Or. I don't know how
you say that. In Paris last week he received a
Lifetime achieve An award. He gave a full acceptance speech
in French. Amazing, But it was his appearance that had
everybody kind of freaking out. He wasn't unrecognizable, but he
(42:39):
looked a little different. So they're saying he either got
something done. But then somebody's taking it to a whole
other level and they're saying that it's not even him,
that he has been replaced by a clone of Jim
Carrey of some sort, at that the real Jim Carrey
is like off somewhere off the grid away. I see,
(43:01):
So I actually d m Jim Carrey. I d but
I know I'm sure I DMed him like some person
in like Missouri who runs his fan page. I didn't.
I'm sure it's not really him. He doesn't even a
blue check by his name. It's like it was just
I know he's but I think that would be a
(43:23):
Jim Carrey thing where he wouldn't want to lose.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
You have to do what I did, What what did
you do?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well I went straight for his management.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Oh, or I want to get on that dating site
Raya Ariah. Oh yeah, but you have to be invited.
And the only person I know that excuse me, I hope,
I hope your dinner was good.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Thank God, it's thank got it came out that I guess,
geez geez apparently.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Oh so there's one person I know that could invite me,
and I want to say who it is, but I
have slyly asked her on two occasions about it. No
action or react.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
I think, I know, why, why? Why?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
This better not be mean?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Well it's not mean, it's just an observation. You're luck
on the other services hasn't been great, and it could be.
Maybe the way he would bring it a dress, the gentleman.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh, the way I talk, the way I respond. But see,
Jim Carrey would get me in two seconds. He'd get
he'd get it, he'd get my level of my personality.
I don't know he would. I think we have the
same brain. Well his is a lot sharper. He's really smart.
I mean, you know, he's he is French Canadian. So
(44:56):
the fact that he knows French is not. That's so hot.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Anyway, So that's my report, and I think we're done
on with this podcast because we need to go watch
the show.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Would you like me to speak in a foreign language
to you?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yes, go ahead, done this. You aren't using mine? You buy?
I ask Marie, you're going. I know exactly what's gonna
happen in my banyo.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Not yet. Yesterday I did take my Celia musk, so,
oh god, it's still on the table.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Anyway. Thank you for watching on Instagram, thank you for
watching on TikTok, thank you for watching on YouTube, thank you,
thank you for listening after the fact. We appreciate it.
And thanks for watching ninety Day Fiance in the Single
Life episode three.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
And if you're watching, we all need our own show anyway.
Love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
And I love you, I love you, I love you,
my sweet babies.
Speaker 7 (45:49):
Bye,
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