February 27, 2026 • 27 mins
Want to know what’s got us all excited lately!? Laura starts off with a little show and tell by busting out all of the latest products, books, games, etc that are making her life more fun these days. Erik chimes in with his newest obsession and Claire has a movie you might wanna see. We hope you’re Learning, laughing and lovin’ it. Get your credit card ready!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll
dig if you like a genuine and left so big.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Laura's a love of ballunatic with.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
A five so brill The story's are crazy, the real deal.
Eric's the talent the people with says he's kind Leary
gets the kind of crass. Producer Claire runs the show
super plain nerd always in the note but guarantee to
make you laugh. Plus your latest don't be late?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Can we go get?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I do not want you to take your pants off
before we start these.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That was a totally wild intro.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's what you get when you tune into Laura Kane
after Dark. Hello, I'm Laura Kane. Eric Rimmer my co
host who's wearing pajama pants right now, and it's interesting
that he even owns pajama pants because he doesn't wear
pajamas to bed. Hears nothing, and then producer Claire has
decided that she's just gonna go right on ahead and
(00:57):
we're pj's to work here because she slides right into
bed when she gets home because she wakes up at
the crack it's not even the crack of dawn, it's night.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's the ass crowd.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It is the middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
You didn't know the middle of the night had an
ass crack, but I found it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I can't awful, I can't even Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
So I actually slid out of bed to come here,
and then I will be sliding back into bed.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh so I'm glad you got it now.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
So this is this is like if a person on
a nine to five got up at four am and
made a podcast for two hours and then went back
to bed.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Let's talk about your schedule. So you get up at two,
you're at work by three, you work till eleven thirty,
You go home and then.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Sleep from like one to five.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, great, and then you wake up on Mondays when
we record these, and then do the podcast and then go
right back to bed. But on a normal night, wake
up and have dinner.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I have dinner, have whatever, maybe a brief social plan,
get whatever I need to get done for the day,
and go back to bed at like nine.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
How are you liking this life? It's hard? Huh? I mean,
how could it be easy? It's not, duh.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I am not a I'm a big sleeper. I'm as
I love to sleep. Okay, So it is sad to
not sleep.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You the one in the killers. There's a big time
sleeper in the kitchen right now. My roommate Antonio is
a huge I can.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Sleep through anything. I'm a big sleep champion.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh my gosh. I love I'm really glad that you
got a good now.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And I just love laying down, just being just one
of my favorite activities.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I love lounging.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I love lounging. I love laying down.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I think we are all the same with that. I
love you. What I get ready sitting down like I
blow my hair dry, sitting down? Oh no, here comes?
Oh what's happening? What h oh? Are you gonna lay
on my lap? Look what you're close to though? My
(03:13):
now my juicy vagina? Oh god, since you got me
those pills? Oh oh no. Okay, let's let's like okay
and slate. Okay, Now we're going to talk about the
Old Globe because we love the old Globe. The old
Globe is if you haven't been in a while to
(03:35):
a theater, The Old Globe is where you need to start.
Because this season of the Old Globe is off. The
chart started with headed Gabbler still going on through March
starting Katie Holmes. It's been extended. That's how good it is.
We all saw it. It was fantastic, got a standing
O at the end. She was great. She's as a
(03:56):
feisty young woman who was bored with her life and
just makes everybody else's life havoc. She causes big problems.
Also now at the Old Globe, since they have various stages,
is Bartleby and Bartleby is said in the eighteen hundreds.
It's kind of has the spirit of the office. Am
(04:19):
I okay, don't make him him?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh God, thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Coming up in April fourth is Fences, and this is
a politzerprise and Tony Award winning show. Then we have
Alien Girls, which I'm super excited about, and Kim's Convenience.
We have the Ombres north By Northwest, and then coming up,
which couldn't come fast enough for me, is begin Again.
(04:51):
That's the musical with all the music written by the
lead singer of Train, It's gonna be so freaking good pop.
Pat Monahan is the music and lyricist of this uh musical,
and it's gonna be incredible. And that's not until September,
but get your tickets now. And the number is six
(05:15):
one nine two three four five six two three for
the Old Globe. Pick and choose which shows you want
to see, but definitely see a show at the Old Globe.
This also do the.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Old Globe dot org. You can put in LC a
d M. They'll wave your handling fees.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
There you go, Old Globe. Here's your subscriber guide. Look
at all this stuff you get. There's your head to
look at our head. I'm gonna be sad when do
you take headed down? But I know she's so fancy.
Oh yeah right, I'm not fancy tonight.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Laura's very fancy.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And so that's the Old Globe now. And thank you
for being a sponsor on Lauracane after Dark. You can
you is this happening then? No? I need my lap
region why because I'm going to be displaying products?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Can you display them over my face?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
This is not how we do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Claire. That was a great idea. I feel so much.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
More relaxed like this now, Claire, as a friend, not
just an employee. Can you please disable him from doing this?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Claire, I have a question for you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
This is not okay. The next segment, a couple of
months now. Oh god, here we go, and I know
what she's going to say. I don't don't even get
it twisted.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Who do you like better?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She'll choose, and you're not going to like it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
She'll choose you. I'm okay with.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Actually, she could pull out. She could pull out a
surprise favorite. Because I know you're on the spot. I
feel that you can't pay, you can't pick.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I'm not gonna pick you both. If Eric wants that
top spot, he needs to show that he wants a
little more. He needs to work a little harder towards it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Does that mean I have to sit up.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
To suck up to me more in general?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh my god, Claire, that's not a problem.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Sit up, suck up, Yeah, just beyond Just be on
your best behavior and then we'll talk in two weeks.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Sit up, suck up and show up and shut up,
show up and shut up, all those.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Things three show up as a done deal.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, I know, but not five minutes before showtime.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, listen, I work, I know, so do we.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Some people have a real shame, but I know we.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
All work that you cannot get off your dick, right God? Okay,
So I look at it I'm super comfortable right now
in my I'm Claire.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
When I walked in tonight, I thought Jennifer Aniston was
sitting behind the computer.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Wow, you know a homeless man in Paris went told
once told me you are more beautiful then Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh look at that, see for real.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, he was trying to put his hand on my
backpack so you could pick pocka me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh, oh, that's not well, I'm not trying to pickpocket you.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I think he meant it, well, that's that's still not nice.
That was like, that was such a nice compliment, and
then he was just like trying to yank you and
steal from you. That makes me so angry. Anyway, I
was going through my new things that I am obsessed with,
(08:36):
and I thought i'd share them with you. I have
never bought a thing off of TikTok until I spent
a weekend with my best friend Stacy, who we've been
friends since we're three years old. She lives in Washington,
so we don't see each other very often, but we
(08:57):
did over the holidays and she said, wait, what, You've
never purchased anything from the TikTok shop. I'm like, what
is the TikTok shop. See, I'm not like a TikTok
and I don't I don't know much about TikTok, which
I'm trying to learn anyway. She said, I have a
(09:19):
skincare system that will change your entire life. She said,
I look forward to it in the morning, I look
forward to it at night. It makes me feel pretty,
it makes me feel refreshed, and it makes my life complete.
I'm like, what is it? And so she we did
(09:41):
the whole routine because she had it all with her,
and I'm like, this stuff is magical. You have to
buy the whole set down. I'll show you the each
product and what you do. It's medicube.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my god, I use medicube.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, Oh my god, you have to use it in
this order.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh my god. Do you have the same products?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You start gel cleanser Okay, you put this on, not
with water, you put it on dry, and you just
go and you just get like all the dirt and
stuff and then you wash it off. Obviously this is
a cleanser. You start off with that. Then I never
was a toner, Like I'm like, what what's the point
of a toner? Like who cares about Toner's right? Oh
(10:23):
my god, this toner. You put the toner on after
you just put a little in your hands and you
just put it on your face and it feels so refreshing.
It's the age R toner. Okay, that's the second step,
third step only every other every other day. Yes, because
(10:44):
it's prickly on your skin, which you feel it working,
which is products. I love when they do that. This
is the Medicube one day Xome Shot, Exosome Extrasome Shot
seventy five. You buy this kit. You buy this all
in one kit, so you get the whole thing. You
(11:06):
use that every other day. It's amazing. Then you use
this stuff, which is incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
This is the serum. This is the magic serum. Use
this every day and every morning. Okay, all these these
three every day and every morning, this every other day.
And then you finish off with the medic Cube p
d RN pink Collagen capsule cream. This stuff is just
(11:35):
like but and when you wake up in the morning,
you look pretty, you feel pretty, and then you get
to do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You only have half of the Holy graund No.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Wait, did I have any more? In here. This is
the basic. These are the basics. These are the basics.
I feel. I get overwhelmed if there's too many other editions. Okay,
made me and this is I bought this or Stacey
did for me. She's so sweet, she bought me this skit.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay, next week, I'm going to bring in my medicube.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh we have a different medicube system.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We do. So I have you have the cleanser, this, this, this,
I don't use toner. I have everything but the toner.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Okay, you need to start. I'm going to put it
on your face. Put on your face right now. Okay, hey,
shake it up. It's just I know, because don't you think,
what what's the point of tone?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't even care the phones acne would use, so
I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Just feel how refreshing this is. Okay, it's just and
it's just like and it just it preps your skin
for all the rest of the stuff that you put on.
Just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
There you goes, did you like slapping me in the face?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Stop it? You loved it, You've loved it, I tell
you a little bit. So there's medicube does feel really good?
And then you put on the did I get in
your eyeballs? I did? I got in your eye quick.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Don't ever do this for work, it like nord storms
or something.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I know I'd be like the worst. I'd be the
worst person putting on your makeup or testing makeup or
testing products. I'd make everybody cry and they'd get sties
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Anyway, Okay, this is going to gross you out, but
I don't want it to grocy out. Okay, because I
do take a shower every day. Okay, okay, but I
don't wash my hair every day. Okay, you've heard that right.
The last time I washed my hair? What's today Monday?
(13:42):
Was Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh, thanks to.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
This magical stuff called hair Dance. It's it's like dry shampoo,
but it's different. It's volume. It's dry shampoo powder, and
it literally gives you. It gives you body, it takes
away any oiliness, and it smells super fresh. It's called
(14:15):
hair Dance. It's the grapefruit smell. It smells good. It
makes my hair feel good. I'm gonna wash it tonight.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Probably would want to make your hair smell super fresh
if you haven't washed it in almost a week.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, does I mean it's not that. Look it it's
not terrible. Look it's not Does it look like I
have it's been a week, honestly. Oh God, don't don't
let too cloth.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, don't let too clothes. I just tried to say,
if there's anything crawling in your part.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Also from the TikTok shop, this is I bought the
carpet scent you know you put the carpet stuff on
the new vacuum, and also their rooms scent. This is
zillion Waves by R and W Company. They have also
laundry detergent. The laundry detergent smell that I have is
(15:10):
called Royalty. All my laundry smells glorious because of this,
and it's by the same company. This is. This is
just a room spray you know me? Okay? And then
I also put it in my carpet about the carpet stuff,
so your room can smell great, your laundry can smell great?
(15:32):
Are we on TikTok right now? Am I doing a
TikTok live shop right now?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You are?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Anyway? I got that dog?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Are people giving us money?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
No? About this next thing I didn't get from TikTok?
I know they should, right yeah, Oh, I just got
this hair brush. Okay. This brush is like very basic,
but it's it's the wet brush. Oh yeah, but it is.
I've got like my hair's let stick it to it.
It's not only the ones of the little beads on
(16:00):
the top, but there's also like a brush underneath. So
that's like two in one. This brush is out my
hair so well, and it's so good for your hair
because it doesn't it avoids breakage. Okay, so it's the
wet brush. Make sure it has the brush and the
little balls on it. Okay. Then this was given to
(16:22):
me by my daughter, and I hesitated using it because
she said to me, Mom, this will change your life.
I want you to be happy. I want you to
I want your dreams to come true. I want you
to just live a better, more wonderful life and this
(16:46):
will help. But please read the ForWord first, and that
prevented me from She gave this to me for Christmas.
I just started using it like three, like two weeks ago,
because the foreword it's the five minute journal. Okay. Now
(17:11):
the foreword is this long, like it just tells you
how to read it. Why, how you use it? Why
you use it, and so all these pages, I'm like,
oh my god, I have to read all this before
I start journaling.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But I did.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I eventually did. And the goal is the last thing
you do at night, the very last thing you do
before you hit the pillow, is you write in the journal.
And this is all you have to do. Highlights of
the day. And there are three You just write three
sentences what did I learn today? There are just two lines.
(17:47):
That's it. That's bedtime, okay. Then the first thing you
do in the morning, before you even sip water, before
you get out of bed, before you look at your phone, especially,
is you fill that you read the little uh, the
little inspiring quote at the top, and then you write
three things you're grateful for, because gratefulness is like that's
(18:11):
where it's at. And then what would make today great?
You put three things. It could be anything. And then
a daily affirmation for yourself, like my daily affirmation for myself.
I've seen I've written in it a couple of times.
Now was I'm worthy of respect?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Mm hmmm?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And that was something I wasn't must not have been
feeling that day? That was that was two days. Oh boy,
I wonder where that.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Was at on this on this page? What go go?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh no, oh no no.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
No over here I where it says highlights of the day. Yeah,
I don't see why that's not pre filled out with
Eric Claire.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I haven't gone to bed yet.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh well, this is bedtime. I'm manifesting that our names
will be on that page somewhere.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Do you want to hear what I wrote yesterday? This
is and it's so like and so I finished this
like a week's worth and my commitment review. I forgot
that I wrote. If I do this five days in
a row, I get to order myself door dash. So
tonight it's all on baby, because I did my five days.
(19:30):
But last night you want me to read my journal
from last night?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And then we'll end the show.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I thought we were playing a dirty game.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, I don't want to play the dirty game. I
don't want to ruin it. I don't want to ruin
the vibe of goodness after this and then you had
something and then Claire had a movie in the end.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Okay, well I'm going to ruin the vibe.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I'm grateful for as usual, Amy being okay in Port Varta,
Amy's our friend. Oh yeah, the walk with Ozzy, Elvis
and Antonio that we took because it was a beautiful
day yesterday, which was Sunday, a FaceTime from Evan when
I was working at night. What made today great? Having
(20:15):
a better attitude, don't look ahead of time. Room looking better,
little by little. I'm in the process of decluttering and
redoing my room. And you know how it's terrible before
it gets better. Little by little, it's getting better. And
the weather was glorious.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It was glorious.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
My daily affirmation is I have the willpower to stop
destructive behavior behaviors. I won't get into that nothing. I'm
still sober, don't worry, and I'm coming up on nineteen
years next month. I can't believe it's marched, I know. Anyway.
Highlights of the day right now, midnight Sunday waves machine on,
(20:57):
humidifier on, about to wash trash, TV and go to sleep,
vibrator on.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Oh I.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Why did you leave that part out?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't own one of those, Remember I told you
I'm not into that right.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Now, but I have you have the anal beads.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Are Oh, I don't know, They're probably somewhere. Oh anyway,
So what did you want to share.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I got online?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
What a.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So it almost looks like you're hooking yourself up to
an EKG machine.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh that sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
It's got the machine and then it's got the little conductors.
It's got the little pads and you snap them into
the conductors. Okay, and then there's six different choices, eight
different choices, and it goes from like one to ten
on levels.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Okay, what are you testing?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Nothing? If you have a pain anywhere, like sore neck,
sore elbows, sore knee, you slap these things on. Crank
that thing up. Really, it has everything from cupping, Uh,
what's it with.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
The needle, occupy puncture? Where do you get it?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I got it online. I'll give you the Amazon. No,
it's a Japanese company.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh my god, that sounds fast.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh my god. I've been using it like I got
it a couple of days ago. Glorious.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Oh was it expensive though?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
No, not too bad?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Really? Like what range?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
We'll tell us because mummy one.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Gosh, daddy, are you whipping out your card that day?
Just like.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Her?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Her underpants hit the floor when I did that.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Eric loves to keep track of his money. He's not
I'm not saying he's he's just very frugal. You're not
a miser, you're not a cheap gate at all. You
just know where every single penny is. And he's not
quick to pull on his credit card when it comes
to paying for like like a lunch or a dinner
(23:06):
or whatever for somebody else.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Correct. Well, no, that's not correct.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Well, very very You've been very kindly, but this was outrageous.
It was what did you find?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
We were at Neiman Marcus and I just gave Laura
my credit card.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
He did something where he just whipped out his credit
card and gave it to We were at.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
That at the at the cast party for the movie,
the cast party for the movie.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh that's right. And then we went and he's like, here,
go go get yourself a drink. I'm like, like a coke.
I'm like, daddy just gave me his credit card. Thank
you so much, so sweet, thank you. Anyway, I'm gonna
get that thing. I want that thing you just talked about.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'll get it for you.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
All right. Claire saw a movie, apparently.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
I did. I saw a pillion over the weekend. And
have you heard about this?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
So it came out in uh across the pond in
Europe like a couple of months ago, and it just
now is getting like a limited American theater release. And
it's like a gay BDSM biker movie romance. Okay, Alexander
(24:25):
Scar's guard is incredibly.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Hot in it. He is so hot.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
That guy fun Well made not what I I wanted
them to, like be in love. I wanted it to
be a rom com, and it was more dramatic than that.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Did you see it at a theater? Yeah? Oh okay,
so we can't stream it right now.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I don't know if you can stream or not to
buy it. I don't you might be able to buy it,
I don't know, but I saw it at a.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Theater, Pillion.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Did we see any wieners? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh do we see his wiener?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I assume a prosthetic Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Okay, g yes, well then are prosthetic probably, well, unless
he's really gifted. Oh yeah, that's gonna sting, like heck,
it's like needles. Do you feel it stinging?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Go ahead, Claire, Oh, I'm completely.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I got so distracted, right, I mean that's it. I've
also been getting into coloring.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Oh, I love my coloring books.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah, that is so therapeutic, really toddler maxing, sit on
the couch like.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I love it?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Is that a new Is that a new thing?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm making it a thing to Oh, Claire, there's so
many good coloring books, like I have the Big Book
of Dicks. Do you color all right?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Do you have like little thin markers, fat markers, a
variety of markers, like tons, like I.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Got some that are like thick on one end and
those ones.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh my gosh, I love having markers and I'm obsessed.
I could buy sets of markers all day long.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
All right, Oh God, don't tell me that's going to
be your next obsession. No, I believe we're gonna come
in here Claire next weekcause it's gonna look like she
opened the darts tons already.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You should see that that there. There's a lot and
paint pens. I love paint pins. Okay, anyway, that's it.
Claire's got to go home because she wakes up in
the middle of the night. Eric apparently needs to go
to bed because he's wearing pj's already. And uh, I'm
really relaxed, and I'm very hungry, and I get the
door dash right now?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Did you take your vagina.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Pill I did, I actually did?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Did you thank you yet? Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yes, let us know how it goes. I am constantly
waiting for an update.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
How I was there needs to be like a man
with an appendage to try it. That's true, but I
would prefer it that way. Okay, I would prefer to
be tested.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I was asking because I just suddenly felt like I
was sitting in a puddle. No, it didn't work that fast.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm guessing it's gonna have to build up a little
bit here.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It really is. Claire, I was like, did she turn
her humidifier on? She's like, it's kind of swamp?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Like, stop talking about my.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Part.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
All right, that's it.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Now we can say that she's got to set my drive. Vagina.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I hate you. I am kicking you out of my house,
and this is over, and it's over. Love your podcast
saying you're.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
So fossy, love your podcast. Good grief.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I love you, my sweet babies, and I apologize that mama,
Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll
dig if you like a genuine and left so big.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Laura's a love of ballunatic with.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
A five so brill The story's are crazy, the real deal.
Eric's the talent the people with says he's kind Leary
gets the kind of crass. Producer Claire runs the show
super plain nerd always in the note but guarantee to
make you laugh. Plus your latest don't be late?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Can we go get?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I do not want you to take your pants off
before we start these.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That was a totally wild intro.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's what you get when you tune into Laura Kane
after Dark. Hello, I'm Laura Kane. Eric Rimmer my co
host who's wearing pajama pants right now, and it's interesting
that he even owns pajama pants because he doesn't wear
pajamas to bed. Hears nothing, and then producer Claire has
decided that she's just gonna go right on ahead and
(00:57):
we're pj's to work here because she slides right into
bed when she gets home because she wakes up at
the crack it's not even the crack of dawn, it's night.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's the ass crowd.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It is the middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
You didn't know the middle of the night had an
ass crack, but I found it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I can't awful, I can't even Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
So I actually slid out of bed to come here,
and then I will be sliding back into bed.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh so I'm glad you got it now.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
So this is this is like if a person on
a nine to five got up at four am and
made a podcast for two hours and then went back
to bed.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Let's talk about your schedule. So you get up at two,
you're at work by three, you work till eleven thirty,
You go home and then.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Sleep from like one to five.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, great, and then you wake up on Mondays when
we record these, and then do the podcast and then go
right back to bed. But on a normal night, wake
up and have dinner.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I have dinner, have whatever, maybe a brief social plan,
get whatever I need to get done for the day,
and go back to bed at like nine.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
How are you liking this life? It's hard? Huh? I mean,
how could it be easy? It's not, duh.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I am not a I'm a big sleeper. I'm as
I love to sleep. Okay, So it is sad to
not sleep.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You the one in the killers. There's a big time
sleeper in the kitchen right now. My roommate Antonio is
a huge I can.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Sleep through anything. I'm a big sleep champion.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh my gosh. I love I'm really glad that you
got a good now.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And I just love laying down, just being just one
of my favorite activities.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I love lounging.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I love lounging. I love laying down.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I think we are all the same with that. I
love you. What I get ready sitting down like I
blow my hair dry, sitting down? Oh no, here comes?
Oh what's happening? What h oh? Are you gonna lay
on my lap? Look what you're close to though? My
(03:13):
now my juicy vagina? Oh god, since you got me
those pills? Oh oh no. Okay, let's let's like okay
and slate. Okay, Now we're going to talk about the
Old Globe because we love the old Globe. The old
Globe is if you haven't been in a while to
(03:35):
a theater, The Old Globe is where you need to start.
Because this season of the Old Globe is off. The
chart started with headed Gabbler still going on through March
starting Katie Holmes. It's been extended. That's how good it is.
We all saw it. It was fantastic, got a standing
O at the end. She was great. She's as a
(03:56):
feisty young woman who was bored with her life and
just makes everybody else's life havoc. She causes big problems.
Also now at the Old Globe, since they have various stages,
is Bartleby and Bartleby is said in the eighteen hundreds.
It's kind of has the spirit of the office. Am
(04:19):
I okay, don't make him him?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh God, thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Coming up in April fourth is Fences, and this is
a politzerprise and Tony Award winning show. Then we have
Alien Girls, which I'm super excited about, and Kim's Convenience.
We have the Ombres north By Northwest, and then coming up,
which couldn't come fast enough for me, is begin Again.
(04:51):
That's the musical with all the music written by the
lead singer of Train, It's gonna be so freaking good pop.
Pat Monahan is the music and lyricist of this uh musical,
and it's gonna be incredible. And that's not until September,
but get your tickets now. And the number is six
(05:15):
one nine two three four five six two three for
the Old Globe. Pick and choose which shows you want
to see, but definitely see a show at the Old Globe.
This also do the.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Old Globe dot org. You can put in LC a
d M. They'll wave your handling fees.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
There you go, Old Globe. Here's your subscriber guide. Look
at all this stuff you get. There's your head to
look at our head. I'm gonna be sad when do
you take headed down? But I know she's so fancy.
Oh yeah right, I'm not fancy tonight.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Laura's very fancy.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And so that's the Old Globe now. And thank you
for being a sponsor on Lauracane after Dark. You can
you is this happening then? No? I need my lap
region why because I'm going to be displaying products?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Can you display them over my face?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
This is not how we do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Claire. That was a great idea. I feel so much.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
More relaxed like this now, Claire, as a friend, not
just an employee. Can you please disable him from doing this?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Claire, I have a question for you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
This is not okay. The next segment, a couple of
months now. Oh god, here we go, and I know
what she's going to say. I don't don't even get
it twisted.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Who do you like better?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
She'll choose, and you're not going to like it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
She'll choose you. I'm okay with.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Actually, she could pull out. She could pull out a
surprise favorite. Because I know you're on the spot. I
feel that you can't pay, you can't pick.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I'm not gonna pick you both. If Eric wants that
top spot, he needs to show that he wants a
little more. He needs to work a little harder towards it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Does that mean I have to sit up.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
To suck up to me more in general?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh my god, Claire, that's not a problem.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Sit up, suck up, Yeah, just beyond Just be on
your best behavior and then we'll talk in two weeks.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Sit up, suck up and show up and shut up,
show up and shut up, all those.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Things three show up as a done deal.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, I know, but not five minutes before showtime.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, listen, I work, I know, so do we.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Some people have a real shame, but I know we.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
All work that you cannot get off your dick, right God? Okay,
So I look at it I'm super comfortable right now
in my I'm Claire.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
When I walked in tonight, I thought Jennifer Aniston was
sitting behind the computer.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Wow, you know a homeless man in Paris went told
once told me you are more beautiful then Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh look at that, see for real.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, he was trying to put his hand on my
backpack so you could pick pocka me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh, oh, that's not well, I'm not trying to pickpocket you.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I think he meant it, well, that's that's still not nice.
That was like, that was such a nice compliment, and
then he was just like trying to yank you and
steal from you. That makes me so angry. Anyway, I
was going through my new things that I am obsessed with,
(08:36):
and I thought i'd share them with you. I have
never bought a thing off of TikTok until I spent
a weekend with my best friend Stacy, who we've been
friends since we're three years old. She lives in Washington,
so we don't see each other very often, but we
(08:57):
did over the holidays and she said, wait, what, You've
never purchased anything from the TikTok shop. I'm like, what
is the TikTok shop. See, I'm not like a TikTok
and I don't I don't know much about TikTok, which
I'm trying to learn anyway. She said, I have a
(09:19):
skincare system that will change your entire life. She said,
I look forward to it in the morning, I look
forward to it at night. It makes me feel pretty,
it makes me feel refreshed, and it makes my life complete.
I'm like, what is it? And so she we did
(09:41):
the whole routine because she had it all with her,
and I'm like, this stuff is magical. You have to
buy the whole set down. I'll show you the each
product and what you do. It's medicube.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my god, I use medicube.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, Oh my god, you have to use it in
this order.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh my god. Do you have the same products?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You start gel cleanser Okay, you put this on, not
with water, you put it on dry, and you just
go and you just get like all the dirt and
stuff and then you wash it off. Obviously this is
a cleanser. You start off with that. Then I never
was a toner, Like I'm like, what what's the point
of a toner? Like who cares about Toner's right? Oh
(10:23):
my god, this toner. You put the toner on after
you just put a little in your hands and you
just put it on your face and it feels so refreshing.
It's the age R toner. Okay, that's the second step,
third step only every other every other day. Yes, because
(10:44):
it's prickly on your skin, which you feel it working,
which is products. I love when they do that. This
is the Medicube one day Xome Shot, Exosome Extrasome Shot
seventy five. You buy this kit. You buy this all
in one kit, so you get the whole thing. You
(11:06):
use that every other day. It's amazing. Then you use
this stuff, which is incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
This is the serum. This is the magic serum. Use
this every day and every morning. Okay, all these these
three every day and every morning, this every other day.
And then you finish off with the medic Cube p
d RN pink Collagen capsule cream. This stuff is just
(11:35):
like but and when you wake up in the morning,
you look pretty, you feel pretty, and then you get
to do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You only have half of the Holy graund No.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Wait, did I have any more? In here. This is
the basic. These are the basics. These are the basics.
I feel. I get overwhelmed if there's too many other editions. Okay,
made me and this is I bought this or Stacey
did for me. She's so sweet, she bought me this skit.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay, next week, I'm going to bring in my medicube.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh we have a different medicube system.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We do. So I have you have the cleanser, this, this, this,
I don't use toner. I have everything but the toner.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Okay, you need to start. I'm going to put it
on your face. Put on your face right now. Okay, hey,
shake it up. It's just I know, because don't you think,
what what's the point of tone?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't even care the phones acne would use, so
I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Just feel how refreshing this is. Okay, it's just and
it's just like and it just it preps your skin
for all the rest of the stuff that you put on.
Just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
There you goes, did you like slapping me in the face?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Stop it? You loved it, You've loved it, I tell
you a little bit. So there's medicube does feel really good?
And then you put on the did I get in
your eyeballs? I did? I got in your eye quick.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Don't ever do this for work, it like nord storms
or something.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I know I'd be like the worst. I'd be the
worst person putting on your makeup or testing makeup or
testing products. I'd make everybody cry and they'd get sties
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Anyway, Okay, this is going to gross you out, but
I don't want it to grocy out. Okay, because I
do take a shower every day. Okay, okay, but I
don't wash my hair every day. Okay, you've heard that right.
The last time I washed my hair? What's today Monday?
(13:42):
Was Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh, thanks to.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
This magical stuff called hair Dance. It's it's like dry shampoo,
but it's different. It's volume. It's dry shampoo powder, and
it literally gives you. It gives you body, it takes
away any oiliness, and it smells super fresh. It's called
(14:15):
hair Dance. It's the grapefruit smell. It smells good. It
makes my hair feel good. I'm gonna wash it tonight.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Probably would want to make your hair smell super fresh
if you haven't washed it in almost a week.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, does I mean it's not that. Look it it's
not terrible. Look it's not Does it look like I
have it's been a week, honestly. Oh God, don't don't
let too cloth.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, don't let too clothes. I just tried to say,
if there's anything crawling in your part.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Also from the TikTok shop, this is I bought the
carpet scent you know you put the carpet stuff on
the new vacuum, and also their rooms scent. This is
zillion Waves by R and W Company. They have also
laundry detergent. The laundry detergent smell that I have is
(15:10):
called Royalty. All my laundry smells glorious because of this,
and it's by the same company. This is. This is
just a room spray you know me? Okay? And then
I also put it in my carpet about the carpet stuff,
so your room can smell great, your laundry can smell great?
(15:32):
Are we on TikTok right now? Am I doing a
TikTok live shop right now?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You are?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Anyway? I got that dog?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Are people giving us money?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
No? About this next thing I didn't get from TikTok?
I know they should, right yeah, Oh, I just got
this hair brush. Okay. This brush is like very basic,
but it's it's the wet brush. Oh yeah, but it is.
I've got like my hair's let stick it to it.
It's not only the ones of the little beads on
(16:00):
the top, but there's also like a brush underneath. So
that's like two in one. This brush is out my
hair so well, and it's so good for your hair
because it doesn't it avoids breakage. Okay, so it's the
wet brush. Make sure it has the brush and the
little balls on it. Okay. Then this was given to
(16:22):
me by my daughter, and I hesitated using it because
she said to me, Mom, this will change your life.
I want you to be happy. I want you to
I want your dreams to come true. I want you
to just live a better, more wonderful life and this
(16:46):
will help. But please read the ForWord first, and that
prevented me from She gave this to me for Christmas.
I just started using it like three, like two weeks ago,
because the foreword it's the five minute journal. Okay. Now
(17:11):
the foreword is this long, like it just tells you
how to read it. Why, how you use it? Why
you use it, and so all these pages, I'm like,
oh my god, I have to read all this before
I start journaling.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But I did.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I eventually did. And the goal is the last thing
you do at night, the very last thing you do
before you hit the pillow, is you write in the journal.
And this is all you have to do. Highlights of
the day. And there are three You just write three
sentences what did I learn today? There are just two lines.
(17:47):
That's it. That's bedtime, okay. Then the first thing you
do in the morning, before you even sip water, before
you get out of bed, before you look at your phone, especially,
is you fill that you read the little uh, the
little inspiring quote at the top, and then you write
three things you're grateful for, because gratefulness is like that's
(18:11):
where it's at. And then what would make today great?
You put three things. It could be anything. And then
a daily affirmation for yourself, like my daily affirmation for myself.
I've seen I've written in it a couple of times.
Now was I'm worthy of respect?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Mm hmmm?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And that was something I wasn't must not have been
feeling that day? That was that was two days. Oh boy,
I wonder where that.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Was at on this on this page? What go go?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh no, oh no no.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
No over here I where it says highlights of the day. Yeah,
I don't see why that's not pre filled out with
Eric Claire.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I haven't gone to bed yet.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh well, this is bedtime. I'm manifesting that our names
will be on that page somewhere.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Do you want to hear what I wrote yesterday? This
is and it's so like and so I finished this
like a week's worth and my commitment review. I forgot
that I wrote. If I do this five days in
a row, I get to order myself door dash. So
tonight it's all on baby, because I did my five days.
(19:30):
But last night you want me to read my journal
from last night?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And then we'll end the show.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I thought we were playing a dirty game.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, I don't want to play the dirty game. I
don't want to ruin it. I don't want to ruin
the vibe of goodness after this and then you had
something and then Claire had a movie in the end.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Okay, well I'm going to ruin the vibe.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I'm grateful for as usual, Amy being okay in Port Varta,
Amy's our friend. Oh yeah, the walk with Ozzy, Elvis
and Antonio that we took because it was a beautiful
day yesterday, which was Sunday, a FaceTime from Evan when
I was working at night. What made today great? Having
(20:15):
a better attitude, don't look ahead of time. Room looking better,
little by little. I'm in the process of decluttering and
redoing my room. And you know how it's terrible before
it gets better. Little by little, it's getting better. And
the weather was glorious.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It was glorious.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
My daily affirmation is I have the willpower to stop
destructive behavior behaviors. I won't get into that nothing. I'm
still sober, don't worry, and I'm coming up on nineteen
years next month. I can't believe it's marched, I know. Anyway.
Highlights of the day right now, midnight Sunday waves machine on,
(20:57):
humidifier on, about to wash trash, TV and go to sleep,
vibrator on.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Oh I.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Why did you leave that part out?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't own one of those, Remember I told you
I'm not into that right.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Now, but I have you have the anal beads.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Are Oh, I don't know, They're probably somewhere. Oh anyway,
So what did you want to share.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I got online?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
What a.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
So it almost looks like you're hooking yourself up to
an EKG machine.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh that sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
It's got the machine and then it's got the little conductors.
It's got the little pads and you snap them into
the conductors. Okay, and then there's six different choices, eight
different choices, and it goes from like one to ten
on levels.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Okay, what are you testing?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Nothing? If you have a pain anywhere, like sore neck,
sore elbows, sore knee, you slap these things on. Crank
that thing up. Really, it has everything from cupping, Uh,
what's it with.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
The needle, occupy puncture? Where do you get it?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I got it online. I'll give you the Amazon. No,
it's a Japanese company.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh my god, that sounds fast.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh my god. I've been using it like I got
it a couple of days ago. Glorious.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Oh was it expensive though?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
No, not too bad?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Really? Like what range?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
We'll tell us because mummy one.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Gosh, daddy, are you whipping out your card that day?
Just like.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Her?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Her underpants hit the floor when I did that.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Eric loves to keep track of his money. He's not
I'm not saying he's he's just very frugal. You're not
a miser, you're not a cheap gate at all. You
just know where every single penny is. And he's not
quick to pull on his credit card when it comes
to paying for like like a lunch or a dinner
(23:06):
or whatever for somebody else.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Correct. Well, no, that's not correct.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Well, very very You've been very kindly, but this was outrageous.
It was what did you find?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
We were at Neiman Marcus and I just gave Laura
my credit card.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
He did something where he just whipped out his credit
card and gave it to We were at.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
That at the at the cast party for the movie,
the cast party for the movie.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh that's right. And then we went and he's like, here,
go go get yourself a drink. I'm like, like a coke.
I'm like, daddy just gave me his credit card. Thank
you so much, so sweet, thank you. Anyway, I'm gonna
get that thing. I want that thing you just talked about.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'll get it for you.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
All right. Claire saw a movie, apparently.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
I did. I saw a pillion over the weekend. And
have you heard about this?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
So it came out in uh across the pond in
Europe like a couple of months ago, and it just
now is getting like a limited American theater release. And
it's like a gay BDSM biker movie romance. Okay, Alexander
(24:25):
Scar's guard is incredibly.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Hot in it. He is so hot.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
That guy fun Well made not what I I wanted
them to, like be in love. I wanted it to
be a rom com, and it was more dramatic than that.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Did you see it at a theater? Yeah? Oh okay,
so we can't stream it right now.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I don't know if you can stream or not to
buy it. I don't you might be able to buy it,
I don't know, but I saw it at a.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Theater, Pillion.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Did we see any wieners? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh do we see his wiener?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I assume a prosthetic Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Okay, g yes, well then are prosthetic probably, well, unless
he's really gifted. Oh yeah, that's gonna sting, like heck,
it's like needles. Do you feel it stinging?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Go ahead, Claire, Oh, I'm completely.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I got so distracted, right, I mean that's it. I've
also been getting into coloring.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Oh, I love my coloring books.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah, that is so therapeutic, really toddler maxing, sit on
the couch like.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I love it?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Is that a new Is that a new thing?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm making it a thing to Oh, Claire, there's so
many good coloring books, like I have the Big Book
of Dicks. Do you color all right?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Do you have like little thin markers, fat markers, a
variety of markers, like tons, like I.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Got some that are like thick on one end and
those ones.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh my gosh, I love having markers and I'm obsessed.
I could buy sets of markers all day long.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
All right, Oh God, don't tell me that's going to
be your next obsession. No, I believe we're gonna come
in here Claire next weekcause it's gonna look like she
opened the darts tons already.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You should see that that there. There's a lot and
paint pens. I love paint pins. Okay, anyway, that's it.
Claire's got to go home because she wakes up in
the middle of the night. Eric apparently needs to go
to bed because he's wearing pj's already. And uh, I'm
really relaxed, and I'm very hungry, and I get the
door dash right now?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Did you take your vagina.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Pill I did, I actually did?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Did you thank you yet? Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yes, let us know how it goes. I am constantly
waiting for an update.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
How I was there needs to be like a man
with an appendage to try it. That's true, but I
would prefer it that way. Okay, I would prefer to
be tested.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I was asking because I just suddenly felt like I
was sitting in a puddle. No, it didn't work that fast.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm guessing it's gonna have to build up a little
bit here.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It really is. Claire, I was like, did she turn
her humidifier on? She's like, it's kind of swamp?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Like, stop talking about my.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Part.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
All right, that's it.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Now we can say that she's got to set my drive. Vagina.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I hate you. I am kicking you out of my house,
and this is over, and it's over. Love your podcast
saying you're.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
So fossy, love your podcast. Good grief.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I love you, my sweet babies, and I apologize that mama,
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