February 24, 2026 • 40 mins
This episode takes you on a wild ride from south of the border to snow-covered chaos. Laura literally risked it all for a dental appointment in Tijuana, and yes, the story is as dramatic as it sounds.
Meanwhile, her daugher, Ev, gives us a front-row look at real blizzard life-the messy, frozen aftermath that us SoCal people simply cannot comprehend.
Plus, we tackle a very important debate: PJ's at work or at Walmart...ok or NOT?? Opinions welcome.
Erik wraps it up with a juicy Double D Showbiz Report, including his unforgettable Shia LeBeouf story you have to hear to believe.
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Meanwhile, her daugher, Ev, gives us a front-row look at real blizzard life-the messy, frozen aftermath that us SoCal people simply cannot comprehend.
Plus, we tackle a very important debate: PJ's at work or at Walmart...ok or NOT?? Opinions welcome.
Erik wraps it up with a juicy Double D Showbiz Report, including his unforgettable Shia LeBeouf story you have to hear to believe.
Comment, share, like, subscribe! All the things. We love you.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll
Dig if you like a genuine and left so Big.
There's a love of Ballunatic where the five so real.
The story is a crazy the real deal. Eric's the
talent people with says he's kind hell very get some
kind of crash a. Clai runs the show a super
plain nerd always in the note, we guarantee to make
(00:22):
you laugh. Plus sure we're late. Buncle your seat belts
and don't be late.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Here we go, get me ready, go, Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go. Hello, Welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark. You guys on this Monday night. Okay,
hold on, we're trying this TikTok live thing. Let's see
do that. I'll just do that.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, Well I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So we're on TikTok live, We're on Instagram live, jeez,
We're on YouTube live wow.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And then we're on all the things, all.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The things the next day, stuffing things. Yeah, we're on
all that, but.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We're trying to be uh trying. We're trying to figure
it out. I'm trying to figure it out, which is like,
you know, I'm an older person and technology baffles me sometimes, so.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That's why we have Claire. Yes, Claire already helped me
figure out how.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
To get the Mickey Mouse ears off my head, because
that's all that TikTok showed. I had Mickey Mouse ears
with a bow. So Claire immediately jumped into action and
fixed the problem.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Fantastic.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Claire is a fixer.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now I just want to bring something else up about Claire,
and actually about you for that matter. Oh boy, Claire
has made a bold statement, and she has made a
bold She's gonna start doing something from now on. And Claire,
why don't you go ahead and tell everybody what that is.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well, I've been doing it, but I've decided this is
who I am now is for Laura Kane after dark.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I'm not wearing real pants. I'm just wearing pajamas a girl.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So literally, she this is what she's wearing to bed tonight. Okay,
So I said, why go Claire. You are now officially
a Walmart shopper. And I don't mean to bust on
Walmart shoppers. I'm a Walmart shoper myself.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But let me tell you something I am not.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Don't shop in your pgs?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Why not unless it's like three o'clock in the morning
and you need to get your baby formula or something.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
This is my middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, no, no, well no, this is OK.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Make it separate from me. Walmart shoppers, why can't you
go to because.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You're out in public? You're out in public too. I
don't know. I guess I'm not. This isn't a good example.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I am here in defense of Walmart shoppers. Know you
can wear pajamas in the Walmart.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Gosh darm please elick. I, like I said, I am
a Walmart.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Walmart shopper, so I have no beef or a shame.
There's no shame.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But when people are wearing full on pajama pants and
slippers and they're waltzing around doing their shopping at like noon, then.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I have a problem.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well I would be arrested.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You my friend come walking in and you're wearing pajama pants.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It looks like, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What made you decide that you were just going to
roll in in what.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You're going to sleep into night?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I had to really change quickly.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So you just threw on Hans said that you if
I was wearing these pants that have leopards on them
and tigers. I would be blasted so hard by you
because of my leopard love of everything leopards.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, these are actual leopards, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So are all the things in my house that have
their leopard which is whatever difference.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, so we need to talk about two things. First.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Let's start called Georgia of the Jungle.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
We're going to start with.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay, First of all, it wasn't today a beautiful day
in San Diego. It was gorgeous highs in the seventies, sunshine. Meanwhile,
back east and ain't like that. In fact, Evan, my
daughter who's in New York City, wasn't allowed to go
to work or school or outside, but she managed to
(04:22):
float outside to post some videos. So here are some pictures.
Oh my god, Evan ces outside her window. There she
is in the snow, just like piled Look at that.
That's New York City right now. It's actually she lives
in Queens. That's actually Queen's right.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Look at that frozen bicycleane, can you? I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She's a so cow girl, and I gotta give her
credit for hanging in there.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I would last two point.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
One now, and here are some videos of her trapes
in around.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Look at how she's like the michelin man. She can't.
You cannot go out without multiple multiple, multiple names face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But I bet she's frozen. And then here she is
like how deep that snow is. It's a blizzard. They
were under a blizzard.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Warning Oka, Oh my god, that is.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That whole car is completely covered.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Can you imagine trying that car is not going anywhere,
Those people aren't going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You have to be prepared now. Can you even order
door dash or postmas?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's what Laura's thinking about, Well.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Because then I wouldn't want to go out and get food.
But then who's going to get my food?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Nobody else could be you'd be you'd be like eighty
five ounces.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I have been. I've scaled back my DoorDash very much.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And I'm not liking it at all. Yeah, I'm because
I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Can we talk talk about weather and crazy stuff happening?
Can you believe what happened over the weekend in Porto Artic.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I know it was just I was just going to
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That is okay, insane? Now, had I not canceled my trip.
I would have just here.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'll read you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The official details are emerging about how Mexican officials found
and killed the head of one of the largest drug
cartels in Mexico, now known as Elmento.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Reports say he died in a shootout with members of
the Mexican military in his home state of Jalisco. The
Mexican Defense Secretary, Richard Travilla, said authorities had followed one
of Elmento's romantic partners to his hideout. The Defense secretary
says the cartel leader and two of his bodyguards fled
(06:47):
into a wooded area where they were seriously hurt in
a firefight. They were taken into custody and died on
the way to Mexico City. Now that's close to Puerto Varta.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Amy. You know Amy, Our friend Amy is there right now.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I have some friends that are there right now.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And she is.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
She's staying in a local hotel because she's been going
to the same hotel for twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This is her like little getaway.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Place and she loves being with the locals. And a
local family owns in this hotel. Well right across the street,
an Oxo which is right. Those are like seven eleven. Yes,
here in Mexico. They just lit one on fire and
a bunch of cars outside of her hotel, so she had.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
To flee to the third floor.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't know what's on the third floor, but I
think there might be like a pool. She had her phone,
her charger, thank god, peanut butter, and a bottle of water.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's all she has.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
She can't fly out, she can't take a taxi, she
can't get food, she can't leave her hotel. This is
so freaking scary crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
A friend of mine that lives there.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Sent me videos from his home and it looks like
a war zone.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's this is It is just crazy. And he's up
on the hill right and it was just black smoke.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
US officials are saying, do not go to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Everything is closed.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, let me just tell you who went to Mexico today.
Oh my god, I had a dentisty.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
My name is Laura, and I never learned my last listen.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Little you didn't have a dentist apotment anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I know, well, I know when I got there I
found that out. I didn't think to call ahead. I
just went you know what, I have this dentist woman,
I'm going down. A guy that I know that lives there,
he's a good friend of mine, picks me up. It's like,
I don't take some random taxi and the dentist is like,
I'm not even kidding. I could walk from the border
(08:55):
to the dentist. He's that close to the border. So
I felt like, okay, I'm all right.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
It was like a ghost town. I've never seen Tijuana
so barren.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Schools are closed, the dentist was closed, a bunch of
businesses are closed. People are just staying home. The streets
were like tumbleweeds. Taxis weren't going anywhere, and uh.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
And so then I just went home.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So you're saying that the border weight was like five
seconds yesterday.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, exactly. That's what my friend was telling me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That the border weight is it's always like three hours
to cross north into the US. At least three hours,
two hours, four hours, sometimes it's six hours.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's crazy. And then the pedestrian line equally long piece
of cake, five.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Minutes in and out because people are listening, actually listening,
like I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Anyway. I am.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm not a good girl. I'm a bad girl, A
very bad, bad girl. I'm a very bad girl. Oh
my gosh, our boss today when I was writing the story,
because I did get I interviewed my friend who lives
down there about the school closures and everything being closed
and how he feels and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Okay, well, if you got a story, I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No, thank you, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well I had mentioned this when our boss brought in
some clients through the newsroom and I had said, oh, yeah,
I was in Mexico today, and she looked at me
her she gave me daggers like I thought I had
just been like murdered by my boss. She's like, you,
what what did you do?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
She was so mad.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I was down there getting a story.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Sorry, we do boots on the ground journalism.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Sure, that's right, You're damn right we do.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's why I was down there. But at least I
had the wherewithal to know that. Well, if I didn't,
I'm not going to get my teeth cleaned. I'm down
to get some sound.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
So it was just a teeth cleaning. You're not like
having a problem, You're not like in pain.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
No, I'm look, you've mouth health equals all health.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, but you if if your car's the car you're
in a set on fire by the cartel, then your
all health is no good.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Wow, I know, and I don't like missing appointments. I know,
I know. It was all screaming me, tummy, I'm stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
You're probably right. It was not a good decision. Sometimes
I don't make good decisions. Frequently, I don't make good
decisions anyway, So there was.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That bad bad girl.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
One great decision we made, though, was going to see
Headache Gabling.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh yes, at the Old.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Globe, which is a sponsor of the Laura Kane After
Dark podcast. Heada just got extended through marches because that's
how good it is.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yes, it's on the main stage starring Kate Holmes, who's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It was standing.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm not standing room, it was packed sold out, but
standing ovation at the end. Oh yeah, and a big
standing Oh is always must make an actor feel so good.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
But was so worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But now Bartleby is just open. So Claire are resident
nerdy reader. I'm not going to say all readers are nerds.
That's not what I'm trying to say. But you're you're
self self proclaimed nerd in the lyrics of our opening song,
there you Go.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
That doesn't upset me.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
So tell us about bartleb Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
So I read it's based on a short story.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
That I read it my extremely brief time in college.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, she went to college for like one like four months.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh wow, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
She didn't need it. She's like she doesn't she's so
educated naturally. But anyway, what about Bartleby?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What are we?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
It's so the full the title the short story is
Bartleby the scrivenor. A scrivener is a job that doesn't
exist anymore, but it was like an office job of
the eighteen hundreds. You like go to a place and
you like help write stuff, and he comes in one
day and he's just like, well what if I just
don't do it anymore? And it's kind of like a
(13:23):
dark comedy thing of him just being like, well what
if no, and just like seeing what happens, and everyone
around him just kind of like what I heard.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It's kind of like the it's almost like, well, their
adaptation is kind of almost office like the office to
show the office that they kind of added a little
bit of that flare to it. So that's at the
Old Globe right now. I had a gabblers at the
Old Globe right now, And here's the phone number, and
get your.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Handling the package you can buy individuals.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I mean, we're we're excited about I was said about Alien.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Girls and I want to see that. I want to
see fences Kim's Convenience.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, and then we're gonna be talking about and again
begin again, which music by Train. Basically, the Old Globe
has an outstanding season that has got off to a
huge start.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And here's the phone number in the website it.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Is six one nine two three four five six two three,
Or you can go to the Old Globe dot org
and put in LCA D and your handling fees are.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Waved ELCA the baby, that's right. And then we need
to figure out where we're going to go on our
big family outing to see Bartle.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
We're gonna see all the shows at the Old Globe
because we're like that.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And you guys can.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Too, by a subscription, pick and choose the shows you
want to go see.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Then you'll be a season ticket holders of the Old Globe.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yes, it's going to be really, really fine.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
All right, so cue the music. Eric's rolled in here
and newes. I have so much double.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
D so much to talk about, honey, I've got so
much much to tell you.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Oh in Special correspondent, Special correspondent Lauracane.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
We'll enter the not right now.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So I guess where I'm going when I'm at the Oscars.
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
All right, Well, first of all, where.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So it is fashion Week in l A okay, front
row tickets two. I don't know if you've ever heard
of this designer and a meal ameister, No.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, you're right, Well, I'm sorry, this is the style.
Of course he has heard of all the designers.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
But this is a big deal.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
This is a it's a big deal. Okay, So you're
front all celebrities, You're you're.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So you're like it's like a fashion week type of
seating arrangements.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No way, Yeah, I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Let's dial back a little bit. All right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yes, Eric's claims he's going to the Oscars, which you
are going to be going up there? I am, But
you're not going to be at the Oscars.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You're going to be like in a room next to
the Oscars, right, I'm.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Going to be at the Oscars. But I'm going to
a private event like I did last year.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
But you are going to the after party. I am,
And that's where all the stuff goes down.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's where you see the actors holding their big youth
I got to hold.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I'm doing a styling job.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Oh yeah, and then I'm going to, oh the after party.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Now, I know you can't say who you're styling.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I'll tell you after.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Is it a male or a female?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's a female.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Is she up for any awards?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh my gosh, yes, Okay, let me just ask you
one more question.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I'll say this, is she blonde or brunette?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Blonde?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay, all right, so we need to know. I don't
want to get you in trouble. But oh my gosh,
that's amazing and great. I got to hold an oscar
one time when I was a seat filler before I
got banned, and uh, those things are heavy, really really
super heavy, like they're solid.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah that thing too, You held one too?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Last year, which what was the oscar for? I don't remember,
but it was extremely heavy.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Mine was her best documentary and I don't remember what
it was at the time, but it was the Lady
next to me had won it and she was like
super wasted and she's like.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Would you like to hold it?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'm like yes, and I said, you take a picture
of me holding the oscar and she's like, oh, cors
are well and so she took a picture of me.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And that's what got me banned.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh yeah, because I posted it.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
You weren't supposed to do that.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
When you're a seat filler, you're supposed to do nothing
but Phil seats and I of course.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Go her Instagram again broke rules.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh my gosh, it's just in and out.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Uh so you're gonna go up there?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Are you gonna go up for the the gifting suite thing?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I am yes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't know if I can get it off, Clara,
listen to this. We had but this is before you
worked with us.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
We had a guy on who is like an influencer,
like to the max, and he worked with all these
celebrities and he has access to the gifting suite at
the Oscars where all the celebrities get those big ass
gift bags. You know, we all tho super fancy products
in it and trips and whatnot. Anyway, he invited us
(18:43):
to the gifting suite. However, it's on a Thursday. So
how am I going to ask our boss? Hey, by
the way, I can make a story out of it.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I was just about to say that, can you or
you get double band?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Might have.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I know?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Or were you become like number one most wanted oscars?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Look, I was banned in twenty fifteen, so I think
enough time has passed.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Can and if I get banned again, I don't think
I'll get banned.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
No, It'll just be.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I will get a story out of it, Claire, Okay, Okay, So.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I believe that you can get a story out of it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have no doubt if that me either.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
But are you gonna go up the night before you
go up that day?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I know I'm going up the night before.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh am I allowed to stay at Marla's or not?
Do we have Do I have to call her and
ask her nicely?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I can ask her. You might have to sleep with me,
but I don't mean sleep.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You can sleep with me huge house. Doesn't she have
like a couch? I can crash on. I'll sleep on
a cot. I have a very own cot. I will
bring my cot.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You could sleep in bed with me.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I will. But if you if you're you look uncomfortable
with that. You're giving me those eyes.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh god, you're giving me. Oh god, as long as
you don't try to put the moves on me.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh my god, whatever, I promise, I won't do anything,
and I'll be fully clothed.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Oh but you won't.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh I won't.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Great.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh well, I'll bring my car, bring my car anyway,
So hopefully and you get to I guess, partake in
what is in the gifting sweep.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I know that's what I said.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So we want to see.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And I've done that before and it is fun.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
See. Oh see, we could drive up together and everything.
You're gonna leave me out of this.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You're going to drive back with you?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, that's fine. Do you promise to call Marlon and
ask her if it's okay. She'll say it's okay, but
she might be hesitant.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
She might make you sleep in the pool house. That's fine, okay.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
So what's going on in daily?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh my god, there's so much. Okay. So Eric Dane,
who was mixed to me on Grey's Anatomy, passed away
from als related so he was married to Rebecca Gayheart.
Remember her. She was in that movie Jawbreaker And.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
What was her controversy?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
She hit someone and killed them.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Oh yeah, And then they stayed married for a long time,
but then they separated. And then right before he passed,
he met some other woman.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
And they stayed married, but he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
They stayed married and he had a girlfriend. Yeah, so
they did a GoFundMe. It exceeded the amount that they
had even put on there.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Nick Reiner pled not guilty to the murder of his parents. Okay,
and the brother and sister have completely distanced themselves from him,
which smart move.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, he pled not guilty because then he'll, hopefully, in
his eyes, get a lesser.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
No, if you plead guilty, you get a lesser Claire.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
No, if you plead guilty, you could get a maximum.
Especially for bumping off your parents, you could get forty life.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Who knows.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Can you imagine trying the lawyer who has to represent him.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, he's already lost one.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Remember.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Huh do you actually want to know about the guilty
not guilty?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yes, so yes, I just had.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
A moment where I sort of saw myself from the outside,
it was like nerdler. No, Sometimes lawyers encourage people to
take like a plea deal, right, yes. Generally that is
for people that have limited resources and are not going
(22:58):
to be able to afford a good lawyer or.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
A for the time to go to court.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, and so then your lawyer.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Will encourage you just take this plea deal, take this
guaranteed small amount of jail time and move on. But
if you're Nick Reiner and you have a very fancy lawyer,
and also you're up for a really big crime, that's
not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Out for you, Okay, So pleading not guilty is the
way to go. Okay, Okay, even though well whatever, anyway, crazy,
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's so sad.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It's just it's so freaking sad because he was so
well loved. He's beloved, Yeah, him and his wife were beloved. Yeah,
and poor Conan O'Brien. Didn't you just come out and
finally say like, I'm so sorry. I haven't spoken out
about this, but I've been like in shock. Poor And
it was because it was his party they got into
that fight.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah, yeah, Shila Bove, did you hear about him? No,
he was in Marti Gras in New Orleans at a
bar called the R Bar.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
He had a full on meltdown. He was accused of
shouting out gay slurs and then he got his ass
beat handed to him on a plate.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Good good, And the.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Video is that is one of those where you're.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Like, somebody's just mouthing off, just chirping away, and someone
just clocks him.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
And it was awesome what.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Happened to him because he.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Was very He deserved it. He was being an asshole,
but he changed.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, he got he got weird and bad. But he's
a very talented.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
He was a talented actor. But yeah, there's been rumors
for years that he's just been an asshole. Yeah, so good,
glad you got your ass handed to you. Yeah, this
was disappointing. Vander Pump Rules Got the reboot was is
already renewed for another season despite all the negative reviews.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I haven't even it's so bad.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
I think I watched one episode and was like, nope,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Is it just like it to the point where it's like, Okay,
this is just all so fake.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Well, they're all gross. All the whole new cast is
just not likable. They're all in one episode. I was like, no, thanks,
So we'll see how speaking.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Of reality TV, not tonight, but next Monday night, you
might want to check out. I'm just saying you might
want to give ninety day fiance the single life is king.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I think you might be.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
All I know is I was at a party. Where
is this being filmed? Is that so you might be
on TV? My friend? I'm just saying, check.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Watch party here after the show?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Uh we could? Yeah? Okay, yes, anyway, so I couldn't
even tell you. But let me just.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Say kimberly story, she has led it, she's been it's
been revealed. Kimberly, who's with usman who's now single and
they're following her story, has revealed that she gave up
two children for adoption, full blood brothers and sister of
Jamal her son, and has kept this secret. And so
(26:36):
this was a huge deal for her and she was
just so she was sobbing telling me and Jody about it.
We're like, Kimberly, you did the most selfless, right, beautiful
thing a human being can do for another human being.
You gave a child life and you knew you couldn't
(26:56):
provide the life the child would need to thrive, and
you gave it to an adoption agency and then this
your son was raised by.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
A beautiful family, right exactly.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
So kudos to her.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And so her storyline is very, very uh intense, and
you know, if you are somebody who has been adopted
or has given up a baby for adoption, this is
you really really should check it out because she she
is just.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So real and raw.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah she is. I love him.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
And then we also party too, So next week we do.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Can't wait. Kim Delaney remember her, She was the actress
that was n White p D Blue like one hundred
years ago.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I remember the name, but I don't really remember the face.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Well, she got into a little bit of a fender
bender and fled the scene, and when the cops tracked
her down and asked her why she left, she said
because she's a big star and she didn't want to
be accosted by people. She hasn't done anything since NYPD Blue,
(28:08):
I think.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
So, why is it always the sea liisters that I know?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
I mean, we're grabbing at stars saying Sea list I know, Like,
I'm like, if she came in here right now, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Even I think she would.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
She's a hit run, hit run.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah nice. Okay, this is so gross.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I can't even believe I'm talking about it, but I'm
fascinated by it. Have you guys heard of Bonnie Blue? Okay, okay,
do have you?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I've heard of it, but I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
So she's an adult content creator who is trying to
be you know how back in like the late nineties
early two thousands, there was like the Houston five hundred
with that porn star Houston that slept with like five
hundred guys in like one day, and then Jasmine Sinclair
did it, and like some of these actresses have thought that.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I mean, that just sounds.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Like the the grossest thing anybody could. Yeah, I mean
so she okay, talk about a fluid intake. I'm just like, okay.
So she's very happy to announce on her social media.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Claire looked like she was just gonna.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Throw so I think she just threw open that she
is pregnant after having unprotected sex with four hundred men
in one day. No way, how humiliating for that kid.
So oh, here's my question. Wow to you, Laura, Kane, you, Claire,
(29:40):
all of our listeners and watchers, how is she going
to be able to tell.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Who the father is?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Easy, right, oh, out of four hundred guys in one day.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Those tests DNA tests, so that.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
But then you have to get every guy she slept
with to do a DNA test.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Well, okay, well then how about like twenty three and
me or those like those kind of tests, like can't
you finally.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
By the time that is all determined, that Kit'll be
out of college and I won't even care.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
True, I mean, that's terrible but beautiful that she's that
there's a life that is now gonna be in the world.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
There were more swimmers in that canal than there are
fish in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Okay, I'm telling you that was probably the grossest story
I've read in a long time.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Okay, So guess what I saw the other night, what I.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Can't even imagine in the theater.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
In the theater, we saw Crime one on one, the
new movie with Chris Hemsworth and Halleberry.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh, okay, it's about a jewel heist. It was great, all.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Right, It's very very good.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
I also watched a fantastic movie on HBO Max.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That you would love. Okay, it's called Dead of Winter.
It's with Emma Thompson.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I started watching that and then like her car was
like she was in an old truck and it was snowy,
and I'm like, I don't know if I want to
see this.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It is awesome.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Okay, Okay, okay, I'll go back in.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'll try that career. You know who she is, yes,
so she's a character actress. She was. This is probably
one of the best roles I've seen.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
All Right, I'll go back there.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
She was great in it. It was a terrific movie.
All Right.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
There's also a new show on Hulu called ex Husbands
that I just started watching.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's really good. Is it a comedy, Yeah, it's a comedy.
It's about a guy who's dad divorces the mom and
then his wife divorces him and he winds up going
on a trip and it's his son's bachelor party.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Oh and it's actually really funny. And then I have
one more thing to tell you. I forgot this bit
of news. Least Renna is coming out now. You know
she just released a book, right.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I didn't, So what is she writing about her time
on the room, her life, you know.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Her life. Oh what was she before she was on.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
The soap opera?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay, So I don't know. This is just my prediction.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
I'm predicting that the reason that she's saying this is
because book sales are not going well, and if the
cover of the memoir is any indication, they're probably not.
She's saying that, you know, she's on that show called Traders, okay,
and she's saying that she was allegedly roofed at the
(32:38):
premiere party. Oh, she was just caught drunk.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Come on, yeah, well, now you know what, Actually, I
take that back.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
She could have been. She could have been maybe you
know that happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
And then Snookie you remember her from Jersey Tour. Yes,
she has announced that she has stage one cervical cancer.
Oh no, probably get a hysterectomy. Oh no, maybe while
she's in there she should get a little botomy.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
But I'm just hey, oh what that was not?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Listen, don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Don't go back there.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's poor thing, I know, but you know, Okay, now
this I want to know about, Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Kelly Clarkson explains why she needs to leave her talk show.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
She's so good at it.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I know she's got a great show. She is leaving
because she wants to spend more time with her family.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm sorry, I believe that. But there's other There's gotta
be other.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Well, she's also a judge on the new season of
the Voice.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well wouldn't you want your own talk show over being
a judge on the Voice?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Hell No, that sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Well maybe it's maybe it is.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
A lot of work.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Oh and Laura Kane, Yes, oh, you have a present
for I have.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
A present for you.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, and then oh are you corresponding?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
It's oh wait, what was I gonna say? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yes, check out Laura Kane after dark on on TikTok
on Instagram because she'll see. I was in the newsroom
literally just in the newsroom and my little cubicle writing
some things for the morning news and in Waltz's campbell
out of the blue two o'clock in the afternoon at
(34:19):
the iHeart Building and my friend Betto Beto goes, do
you want to interview her?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
And I'm like, of course I do. So I just
went in cold. I had no preparation. I really didn't even.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Know you were great, but she was doing.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But she is awesome. I love her. Tisha Campbell from
Martin and All that. She's now she has a stand.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Up show where she does like she she has comedy,
but she also has like storytelling. And she was just
so cute and great and so follow her and give
her some love because she's she deserves it. She was
a really great person.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
She's awesome.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
And what are present from me?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yes, close your eyes. Now, what is it that you've
been saying? Oh, for the past two.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Years, I need a man?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Uh no, but it's kind of in that territory. I'm
going to give you some clue words.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Tell me you didn't buy me a sex toy, did you?
Speaker 7 (35:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Okay, No, I'm going to give you some clue words
and I'll see if you can figure it out. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
For the last two years I've been I've been thinking.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
At this, maybe three years something like that.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Whoa desert palm springs.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I'm already I think, I'm I think, I'm why do
you bring is this? What I think is? Is this?
Is this a gummy? No? Okay, I'll tell you what. Okay,
you know what? Never mind keep going. Okay, doess have
to do with the body part? Yes, Oh my god,
(36:10):
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
I got you something for your drive vagina.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I listen women at a certain age, things happened.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
I don't need that on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Spotify, iHeart Spreaker, Google,
you name it.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I don't need that broadcast.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Well after you take these that said, thank you, you're welcome,
I haven't tested it out to see if that's still
the case, because now these are these are these are
vaginal moisture and ooh and mood. Yes, I've been taken
for the mood for sure, So now you will have
a happy, wet vagina.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Oh my god, thank you so much. You're so nice.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
What's this called.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Euro Yeah you are, oh, healthy sexual function, healthy vaginal moisture,
mood and relaxation.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh god, oh boy, you are gonna be set.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
This doesn't have any like. It has ginko biloba. It
has some of that mushroom ashrawanga whatever that mushroom is. Yeah,
gabba and velvet bean. Ooh, that must must be what
makes you all juicy, the velvet bean. As long as
it doesn't have marijuana, and she had to say.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Juicy, you're gonna have a velvet bean after.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
You really are.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Me and my velvet bean.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
The little man in the boat's gonna be clothed in velvet.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I think I love that. That's what I'm gonna call it,
my velvet God.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I'm gonna throw up. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
We were we were on the phone the other day
and I was shopping somewhere I think was Oh, I
was grocery shopping. Oh God, And Laura said something about
her vagina and I was all ough, like, remember, I
thought I was gonna vomit.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I don't know, but please don't repeat.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
It because I can't repeat it because I don't remember
what it was. All I know is that it.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Alls that, well, you vagina is.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Not just mine, no, not just yours, but.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
All make you ceazy because you are not of that.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You don't like that particular body part, because you're not
attracted to that.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
No, not just me, no, not just you.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
So please don't make mine seem like it's some fiery, horrible,
monstrous dry like.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Well, your your monster. Yours is dry, and I think
it does have.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Teeth and cobwebs and teeth I don't know eats.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Thank you, and now I will never ever get a
date I get twenty twenty six is out?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
No date's twenty twenty six, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well, once you start scarfing down those little gummies or whatever.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I appreciate you thinking of me.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
I'm always I'm always thinking of you. I'm always thinking
of you and your sexual health.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Speaking of products, coming up next episode, I have a
whole bag of things that I want to show you
that are my new favorite things.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
You have to get right now?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Okay, should I bring some of mine? Or is this
just is this is just for me?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Okay, but if you have something that you want to
talk about, because we're going to do it right now.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh we're going to do it right now.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Well not right now, but like after this oh not tomorrow,
not tomorrow, we'll talk about it, okay, and wait, just
like about Thank you for watching on Instagram, you guys,
Thank you for watching on TikTok Oh my guys, thank
you for watching on YouTube. We love you guys and
love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I almost let it slip too early.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Just go for it, just to end it. Please, Oh
my god, No.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
One more, I'll say it, No one more, I'll say it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Love your podcast, love me, my sweet babies. You're a sneak.
You are a sneak, and you're gonna get it.
Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll
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There's a love of Ballunatic where the five so real.
The story is a crazy the real deal. Eric's the
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and don't be late.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Here we go, get me ready, go, Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go. Hello, Welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark. You guys on this Monday night. Okay,
hold on, we're trying this TikTok live thing. Let's see
do that. I'll just do that.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, Well I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So we're on TikTok live, We're on Instagram live, jeez,
We're on YouTube live wow.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
And then we're on all the things, all.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The things the next day, stuffing things. Yeah, we're on
all that, but.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We're trying to be uh trying. We're trying to figure
it out. I'm trying to figure it out, which is like,
you know, I'm an older person and technology baffles me sometimes, so.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That's why we have Claire. Yes, Claire already helped me
figure out how.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
To get the Mickey Mouse ears off my head, because
that's all that TikTok showed. I had Mickey Mouse ears
with a bow. So Claire immediately jumped into action and
fixed the problem.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Fantastic.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Claire is a fixer.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now I just want to bring something else up about Claire,
and actually about you for that matter. Oh boy, Claire
has made a bold statement, and she has made a
bold She's gonna start doing something from now on. And Claire,
why don't you go ahead and tell everybody what that is.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Well, I've been doing it, but I've decided this is
who I am now is for Laura Kane after dark.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I'm not wearing real pants. I'm just wearing pajamas a girl.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
So literally, she this is what she's wearing to bed tonight. Okay,
So I said, why go Claire. You are now officially
a Walmart shopper. And I don't mean to bust on
Walmart shoppers. I'm a Walmart shoper myself.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But let me tell you something I am not.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Don't shop in your pgs?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Why not unless it's like three o'clock in the morning
and you need to get your baby formula or something.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
This is my middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, no, no, well no, this is OK.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Make it separate from me. Walmart shoppers, why can't you
go to because.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You're out in public? You're out in public too. I
don't know. I guess I'm not. This isn't a good example.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I am here in defense of Walmart shoppers. Know you
can wear pajamas in the Walmart.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Gosh darm please elick. I, like I said, I am
a Walmart.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Walmart shopper, so I have no beef or a shame.
There's no shame.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But when people are wearing full on pajama pants and
slippers and they're waltzing around doing their shopping at like noon, then.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I have a problem.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well I would be arrested.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You my friend come walking in and you're wearing pajama pants.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It looks like, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What made you decide that you were just going to
roll in in what.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You're going to sleep into night?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I had to really change quickly.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So you just threw on Hans said that you if
I was wearing these pants that have leopards on them
and tigers. I would be blasted so hard by you
because of my leopard love of everything leopards.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, these are actual leopards, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So are all the things in my house that have
their leopard which is whatever difference.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, so we need to talk about two things. First.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Let's start called Georgia of the Jungle.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
We're going to start with.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay, First of all, it wasn't today a beautiful day
in San Diego. It was gorgeous highs in the seventies, sunshine. Meanwhile,
back east and ain't like that. In fact, Evan, my
daughter who's in New York City, wasn't allowed to go
to work or school or outside, but she managed to
(04:22):
float outside to post some videos. So here are some pictures.
Oh my god, Evan ces outside her window. There she
is in the snow, just like piled Look at that.
That's New York City right now. It's actually she lives
in Queens. That's actually Queen's right.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Look at that frozen bicycleane, can you? I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She's a so cow girl, and I gotta give her
credit for hanging in there.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I would last two point.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
One now, and here are some videos of her trapes
in around.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Look at how she's like the michelin man. She can't.
You cannot go out without multiple multiple, multiple names face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But I bet she's frozen. And then here she is
like how deep that snow is. It's a blizzard. They
were under a blizzard.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Warning Oka, Oh my god, that is.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That whole car is completely covered.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Can you imagine trying that car is not going anywhere,
Those people aren't going anywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You have to be prepared now. Can you even order
door dash or postmas?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's what Laura's thinking about, Well.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Because then I wouldn't want to go out and get food.
But then who's going to get my food?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Nobody else could be you'd be you'd be like eighty
five ounces.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I have been. I've scaled back my DoorDash very much.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And I'm not liking it at all. Yeah, I'm because
I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Can we talk talk about weather and crazy stuff happening?
Can you believe what happened over the weekend in Porto Artic.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I know it was just I was just going to
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That is okay, insane? Now, had I not canceled my trip.
I would have just here.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'll read you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The official details are emerging about how Mexican officials found
and killed the head of one of the largest drug
cartels in Mexico, now known as Elmento.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Reports say he died in a shootout with members of
the Mexican military in his home state of Jalisco. The
Mexican Defense Secretary, Richard Travilla, said authorities had followed one
of Elmento's romantic partners to his hideout. The Defense secretary
says the cartel leader and two of his bodyguards fled
(06:47):
into a wooded area where they were seriously hurt in
a firefight. They were taken into custody and died on
the way to Mexico City. Now that's close to Puerto Varta.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Amy. You know Amy, Our friend Amy is there right now.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I have some friends that are there right now.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And she is.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
She's staying in a local hotel because she's been going
to the same hotel for twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This is her like little getaway.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Place and she loves being with the locals. And a
local family owns in this hotel. Well right across the street,
an Oxo which is right. Those are like seven eleven. Yes,
here in Mexico. They just lit one on fire and
a bunch of cars outside of her hotel, so she had.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
To flee to the third floor.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't know what's on the third floor, but I
think there might be like a pool. She had her phone,
her charger, thank god, peanut butter, and a bottle of water.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's all she has.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
She can't fly out, she can't take a taxi, she
can't get food, she can't leave her hotel. This is
so freaking scary crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
A friend of mine that lives there.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Sent me videos from his home and it looks like
a war zone.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's this is It is just crazy. And he's up
on the hill right and it was just black smoke.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
US officials are saying, do not go to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Everything is closed.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, let me just tell you who went to Mexico today.
Oh my god, I had a dentisty.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
My name is Laura, and I never learned my last listen.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Little you didn't have a dentist apotment anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I know, well, I know when I got there I
found that out. I didn't think to call ahead. I
just went you know what, I have this dentist woman,
I'm going down. A guy that I know that lives there,
he's a good friend of mine, picks me up. It's like,
I don't take some random taxi and the dentist is like,
I'm not even kidding. I could walk from the border
(08:55):
to the dentist. He's that close to the border. So
I felt like, okay, I'm all right.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
It was like a ghost town. I've never seen Tijuana
so barren.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Schools are closed, the dentist was closed, a bunch of
businesses are closed. People are just staying home. The streets
were like tumbleweeds. Taxis weren't going anywhere, and uh.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
And so then I just went home.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So you're saying that the border weight was like five
seconds yesterday.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, exactly. That's what my friend was telling me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That the border weight is it's always like three hours
to cross north into the US. At least three hours,
two hours, four hours, sometimes it's six hours.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's crazy. And then the pedestrian line equally long piece
of cake, five.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Minutes in and out because people are listening, actually listening,
like I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Anyway. I am.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm not a good girl. I'm a bad girl, A
very bad, bad girl. I'm a very bad girl. Oh
my gosh, our boss today when I was writing the story,
because I did get I interviewed my friend who lives
down there about the school closures and everything being closed
and how he feels and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Okay, well, if you got a story, I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No, thank you, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well I had mentioned this when our boss brought in
some clients through the newsroom and I had said, oh, yeah,
I was in Mexico today, and she looked at me
her she gave me daggers like I thought I had
just been like murdered by my boss. She's like, you,
what what did you do?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
She was so mad.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I was down there getting a story.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Sorry, we do boots on the ground journalism.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Sure, that's right, You're damn right we do.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's why I was down there. But at least I
had the wherewithal to know that. Well, if I didn't,
I'm not going to get my teeth cleaned. I'm down
to get some sound.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
So it was just a teeth cleaning. You're not like
having a problem, You're not like in pain.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
No, I'm look, you've mouth health equals all health.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, but you if if your car's the car you're
in a set on fire by the cartel, then your
all health is no good.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Wow, I know, and I don't like missing appointments. I know,
I know. It was all screaming me, tummy, I'm stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
You're probably right. It was not a good decision. Sometimes
I don't make good decisions. Frequently, I don't make good
decisions anyway, So there was.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That bad bad girl.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
One great decision we made, though, was going to see
Headache Gabling.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh yes, at the Old.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Globe, which is a sponsor of the Laura Kane After
Dark podcast. Heada just got extended through marches because that's
how good it is.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yes, it's on the main stage starring Kate Holmes, who's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It was standing.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm not standing room, it was packed sold out, but
standing ovation at the end. Oh yeah, and a big
standing Oh is always must make an actor feel so good.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
But was so worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
But now Bartleby is just open. So Claire are resident
nerdy reader. I'm not going to say all readers are nerds.
That's not what I'm trying to say. But you're you're
self self proclaimed nerd in the lyrics of our opening song,
there you Go.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
That doesn't upset me.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
So tell us about bartleb Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
So I read it's based on a short story.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
That I read it my extremely brief time in college.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, she went to college for like one like four months.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh wow, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
She didn't need it. She's like she doesn't she's so
educated naturally. But anyway, what about Bartleby?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What are we?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
It's so the full the title the short story is
Bartleby the scrivenor. A scrivener is a job that doesn't
exist anymore, but it was like an office job of
the eighteen hundreds. You like go to a place and
you like help write stuff, and he comes in one
day and he's just like, well what if I just
don't do it anymore? And it's kind of like a
(13:23):
dark comedy thing of him just being like, well what
if no, and just like seeing what happens, and everyone
around him just kind of like what I heard.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It's kind of like the it's almost like, well, their
adaptation is kind of almost office like the office to
show the office that they kind of added a little
bit of that flare to it. So that's at the
Old Globe right now. I had a gabblers at the
Old Globe right now, And here's the phone number, and
get your.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Handling the package you can buy individuals.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I mean, we're we're excited about I was said about Alien.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Girls and I want to see that. I want to
see fences Kim's Convenience.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yes, and then we're gonna be talking about and again
begin again, which music by Train. Basically, the Old Globe
has an outstanding season that has got off to a
huge start.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And here's the phone number in the website it.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Is six one nine two three four five six two three,
Or you can go to the Old Globe dot org
and put in LCA D and your handling fees are.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Waved ELCA the baby, that's right. And then we need
to figure out where we're going to go on our
big family outing to see Bartle.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
We're gonna see all the shows at the Old Globe
because we're like that.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And you guys can.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Too, by a subscription, pick and choose the shows you
want to go see.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Then you'll be a season ticket holders of the Old Globe.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yes, it's going to be really, really fine.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
All right, so cue the music. Eric's rolled in here
and newes. I have so much double.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
D so much to talk about, honey, I've got so
much much to tell you.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Oh in Special correspondent, Special correspondent Lauracane.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
We'll enter the not right now.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So I guess where I'm going when I'm at the Oscars.
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
All right, Well, first of all, where.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So it is fashion Week in l A okay, front
row tickets two. I don't know if you've ever heard
of this designer and a meal ameister, No.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, you're right, Well, I'm sorry, this is the style.
Of course he has heard of all the designers.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
But this is a big deal.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
This is a it's a big deal. Okay, So you're
front all celebrities, You're you're.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So you're like it's like a fashion week type of
seating arrangements.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No way, Yeah, I'm super excited.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Let's dial back a little bit. All right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yes, Eric's claims he's going to the Oscars, which you
are going to be going up there? I am, But
you're not going to be at the Oscars.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You're going to be like in a room next to
the Oscars, right, I'm.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Going to be at the Oscars. But I'm going to
a private event like I did last year.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
But you are going to the after party. I am,
And that's where all the stuff goes down.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's where you see the actors holding their big youth
I got to hold.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I'm doing a styling job.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Oh yeah, and then I'm going to, oh the after party.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Now, I know you can't say who you're styling.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I'll tell you after.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Is it a male or a female?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's a female.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Is she up for any awards?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh my gosh, yes, Okay, let me just ask you
one more question.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I'll say this, is she blonde or brunette?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Blonde?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay, all right, so we need to know. I don't
want to get you in trouble. But oh my gosh,
that's amazing and great. I got to hold an oscar
one time when I was a seat filler before I
got banned, and uh, those things are heavy, really really
super heavy, like they're solid.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah that thing too, You held one too?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Last year, which what was the oscar for? I don't remember,
but it was extremely heavy.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Mine was her best documentary and I don't remember what
it was at the time, but it was the Lady
next to me had won it and she was like
super wasted and she's like.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Would you like to hold it?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'm like yes, and I said, you take a picture
of me holding the oscar and she's like, oh, cors
are well and so she took a picture of me.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And that's what got me banned.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh yeah, because I posted it.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
You weren't supposed to do that.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
When you're a seat filler, you're supposed to do nothing
but Phil seats and I of course.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Go her Instagram again broke rules.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh my gosh, it's just in and out.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Uh so you're gonna go up there?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Are you gonna go up for the the gifting suite thing?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I am yes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't know if I can get it off, Clara,
listen to this. We had but this is before you
worked with us.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
We had a guy on who is like an influencer,
like to the max, and he worked with all these
celebrities and he has access to the gifting suite at
the Oscars where all the celebrities get those big ass
gift bags. You know, we all tho super fancy products
in it and trips and whatnot. Anyway, he invited us
(18:43):
to the gifting suite. However, it's on a Thursday. So
how am I going to ask our boss? Hey, by
the way, I can make a story out of it.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I was just about to say that, can you or
you get double band?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Might have.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I know?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Or were you become like number one most wanted oscars?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Look, I was banned in twenty fifteen, so I think
enough time has passed.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Can and if I get banned again, I don't think
I'll get banned.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
No, It'll just be.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I will get a story out of it, Claire, Okay, Okay, So.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
I believe that you can get a story out of it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have no doubt if that me either.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
But are you gonna go up the night before you
go up that day?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I know I'm going up the night before.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh am I allowed to stay at Marla's or not?
Do we have Do I have to call her and
ask her nicely?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I can ask her. You might have to sleep with me,
but I don't mean sleep.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You can sleep with me huge house. Doesn't she have
like a couch? I can crash on. I'll sleep on
a cot. I have a very own cot. I will
bring my cot.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You could sleep in bed with me.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I will. But if you if you're you look uncomfortable
with that. You're giving me those eyes.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh god, you're giving me. Oh god, as long as
you don't try to put the moves on me.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh my god, whatever, I promise, I won't do anything,
and I'll be fully clothed.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Oh but you won't.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh I won't.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Great.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh well, I'll bring my car, bring my car anyway,
So hopefully and you get to I guess, partake in
what is in the gifting sweep.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I know that's what I said.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So we want to see.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And I've done that before and it is fun.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
See. Oh see, we could drive up together and everything.
You're gonna leave me out of this.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You're going to drive back with you?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, that's fine. Do you promise to call Marlon and
ask her if it's okay. She'll say it's okay, but
she might be hesitant.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
She might make you sleep in the pool house. That's fine, okay.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
So what's going on in daily?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Oh my god, there's so much. Okay. So Eric Dane,
who was mixed to me on Grey's Anatomy, passed away
from als related so he was married to Rebecca Gayheart.
Remember her. She was in that movie Jawbreaker And.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
What was her controversy?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
She hit someone and killed them.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Oh yeah, And then they stayed married for a long time,
but then they separated. And then right before he passed,
he met some other woman.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
And they stayed married, but he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
They stayed married and he had a girlfriend. Yeah, so
they did a GoFundMe. It exceeded the amount that they
had even put on there.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Nick Reiner pled not guilty to the murder of his parents. Okay,
and the brother and sister have completely distanced themselves from him,
which smart move.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, he pled not guilty because then he'll, hopefully, in
his eyes, get a lesser.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
No, if you plead guilty, you get a lesser Claire.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
No, if you plead guilty, you could get a maximum.
Especially for bumping off your parents, you could get forty life.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Who knows.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Can you imagine trying the lawyer who has to represent him.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, he's already lost one.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Remember.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Huh do you actually want to know about the guilty
not guilty?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yes, so yes, I just had.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
A moment where I sort of saw myself from the outside,
it was like nerdler. No, Sometimes lawyers encourage people to
take like a plea deal, right, yes. Generally that is
for people that have limited resources and are not going
(22:58):
to be able to afford a good lawyer or.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
A for the time to go to court.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Okay, and so then your lawyer.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Will encourage you just take this plea deal, take this
guaranteed small amount of jail time and move on. But
if you're Nick Reiner and you have a very fancy lawyer,
and also you're up for a really big crime, that's
not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Out for you, Okay, So pleading not guilty is the
way to go. Okay, Okay, even though well whatever, anyway, crazy,
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's so sad.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It's just it's so freaking sad because he was so
well loved. He's beloved, Yeah, him and his wife were beloved. Yeah,
and poor Conan O'Brien. Didn't you just come out and
finally say like, I'm so sorry. I haven't spoken out
about this, but I've been like in shock. Poor And
it was because it was his party they got into
that fight.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah, yeah, Shila Bove, did you hear about him? No,
he was in Marti Gras in New Orleans at a
bar called the R Bar.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
He had a full on meltdown. He was accused of
shouting out gay slurs and then he got his ass
beat handed to him on a plate.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Good good, And the.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Video is that is one of those where you're.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Like, somebody's just mouthing off, just chirping away, and someone
just clocks him.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
And it was awesome what.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Happened to him because he.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Was very He deserved it. He was being an asshole,
but he changed.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, he got he got weird and bad. But he's
a very talented.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
He was a talented actor. But yeah, there's been rumors
for years that he's just been an asshole. Yeah, so good,
glad you got your ass handed to you. Yeah, this
was disappointing. Vander Pump Rules Got the reboot was is
already renewed for another season despite all the negative reviews.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I haven't even it's so bad.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
I think I watched one episode and was like, nope,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Is it just like it to the point where it's like, Okay,
this is just all so fake.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Well, they're all gross. All the whole new cast is
just not likable. They're all in one episode. I was like, no, thanks,
So we'll see how speaking.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Of reality TV, not tonight, but next Monday night, you
might want to check out. I'm just saying you might
want to give ninety day fiance the single life is king.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I think you might be.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
All I know is I was at a party. Where
is this being filmed? Is that so you might be
on TV? My friend? I'm just saying, check.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Watch party here after the show?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Uh we could? Yeah? Okay, yes, anyway, so I couldn't
even tell you. But let me just.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Say kimberly story, she has led it, she's been it's
been revealed. Kimberly, who's with usman who's now single and
they're following her story, has revealed that she gave up
two children for adoption, full blood brothers and sister of
Jamal her son, and has kept this secret. And so
(26:36):
this was a huge deal for her and she was
just so she was sobbing telling me and Jody about it.
We're like, Kimberly, you did the most selfless, right, beautiful
thing a human being can do for another human being.
You gave a child life and you knew you couldn't
(26:56):
provide the life the child would need to thrive, and
you gave it to an adoption agency and then this
your son was raised by.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
A beautiful family, right exactly.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
So kudos to her.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And so her storyline is very, very uh intense, and
you know, if you are somebody who has been adopted
or has given up a baby for adoption, this is
you really really should check it out because she she
is just.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
So real and raw.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah she is. I love him.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
And then we also party too, So next week we do.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Can't wait. Kim Delaney remember her, She was the actress
that was n White p D Blue like one hundred
years ago.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I remember the name, but I don't really remember the face.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Well, she got into a little bit of a fender
bender and fled the scene, and when the cops tracked
her down and asked her why she left, she said
because she's a big star and she didn't want to
be accosted by people. She hasn't done anything since NYPD Blue,
(28:08):
I think.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
So, why is it always the sea liisters that I know?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
I mean, we're grabbing at stars saying Sea list I know, Like,
I'm like, if she came in here right now, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Even I think she would.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
She's a hit run, hit run.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah nice. Okay, this is so gross.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I can't even believe I'm talking about it, but I'm
fascinated by it. Have you guys heard of Bonnie Blue? Okay, okay,
do have you?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I've heard of it, but I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
So she's an adult content creator who is trying to
be you know how back in like the late nineties
early two thousands, there was like the Houston five hundred
with that porn star Houston that slept with like five
hundred guys in like one day, and then Jasmine Sinclair
did it, and like some of these actresses have thought that.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I mean, that just sounds.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Like the the grossest thing anybody could. Yeah, I mean
so she okay, talk about a fluid intake. I'm just like, okay.
So she's very happy to announce on her social media.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Claire looked like she was just gonna.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Throw so I think she just threw open that she
is pregnant after having unprotected sex with four hundred men
in one day. No way, how humiliating for that kid.
So oh, here's my question. Wow to you, Laura, Kane, you, Claire,
(29:40):
all of our listeners and watchers, how is she going
to be able to tell.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Who the father is?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Easy, right, oh, out of four hundred guys in one day.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Those tests DNA tests, so that.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
But then you have to get every guy she slept
with to do a DNA test.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Well, okay, well then how about like twenty three and
me or those like those kind of tests, like can't
you finally.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
By the time that is all determined, that Kit'll be
out of college and I won't even care.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
True, I mean, that's terrible but beautiful that she's that
there's a life that is now gonna be in the world.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
There were more swimmers in that canal than there are
fish in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Okay, I'm telling you that was probably the grossest story
I've read in a long time.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Okay, So guess what I saw the other night, what I.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Can't even imagine in the theater.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
In the theater, we saw Crime one on one, the
new movie with Chris Hemsworth and Halleberry.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh, okay, it's about a jewel heist. It was great, all.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Right, It's very very good.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
I also watched a fantastic movie on HBO Max.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
That you would love. Okay, it's called Dead of Winter.
It's with Emma Thompson.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I started watching that and then like her car was
like she was in an old truck and it was snowy,
and I'm like, I don't know if I want to
see this.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
It is awesome.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Okay, Okay, okay, I'll go back in.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'll try that career. You know who she is, yes,
so she's a character actress. She was. This is probably
one of the best roles I've seen.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
All Right, I'll go back there.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
She was great in it. It was a terrific movie.
All Right.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
There's also a new show on Hulu called ex Husbands
that I just started watching.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's really good. Is it a comedy, Yeah, it's a comedy.
It's about a guy who's dad divorces the mom and
then his wife divorces him and he winds up going
on a trip and it's his son's bachelor party.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Oh and it's actually really funny. And then I have
one more thing to tell you. I forgot this bit
of news. Least Renna is coming out now. You know
she just released a book, right.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I didn't, So what is she writing about her time
on the room, her life, you know.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Her life. Oh what was she before she was on.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
The soap opera?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay, So I don't know. This is just my prediction.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
I'm predicting that the reason that she's saying this is
because book sales are not going well, and if the
cover of the memoir is any indication, they're probably not.
She's saying that, you know, she's on that show called Traders, okay,
and she's saying that she was allegedly roofed at the
(32:38):
premiere party. Oh, she was just caught drunk.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Come on, yeah, well, now you know what, Actually, I
take that back.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
She could have been. She could have been maybe you
know that happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
And then Snookie you remember her from Jersey Tour. Yes,
she has announced that she has stage one cervical cancer.
Oh no, probably get a hysterectomy. Oh no, maybe while
she's in there she should get a little botomy.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
But I'm just hey, oh what that was not?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Listen, don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Don't go back there.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's poor thing, I know, but you know, Okay, now
this I want to know about, Okay.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Kelly Clarkson explains why she needs to leave her talk show.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
She's so good at it.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
I know she's got a great show. She is leaving
because she wants to spend more time with her family.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm sorry, I believe that. But there's other There's gotta
be other.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Well, she's also a judge on the new season of
the Voice.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well wouldn't you want your own talk show over being
a judge on the Voice?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Hell No, that sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Well maybe it's maybe it is.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
A lot of work.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Oh and Laura Kane, Yes, oh, you have a present
for I have.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
A present for you.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, and then oh are you corresponding?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
It's oh wait, what was I gonna say? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yes, check out Laura Kane after dark on on TikTok
on Instagram because she'll see. I was in the newsroom
literally just in the newsroom and my little cubicle writing
some things for the morning news and in Waltz's campbell
out of the blue two o'clock in the afternoon at
(34:19):
the iHeart Building and my friend Betto Beto goes, do
you want to interview her?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
And I'm like, of course I do. So I just
went in cold. I had no preparation. I really didn't even.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Know you were great, but she was doing.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But she is awesome. I love her. Tisha Campbell from
Martin and All that. She's now she has a stand.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Up show where she does like she she has comedy,
but she also has like storytelling. And she was just
so cute and great and so follow her and give
her some love because she's she deserves it. She was
a really great person.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
She's awesome.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
And what are present from me?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yes, close your eyes. Now, what is it that you've
been saying? Oh, for the past two.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Years, I need a man?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Uh no, but it's kind of in that territory. I'm
going to give you some clue words.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Tell me you didn't buy me a sex toy, did you?
Speaker 7 (35:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Okay, No, I'm going to give you some clue words
and I'll see if you can figure it out. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
For the last two years I've been I've been thinking.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
At this, maybe three years something like that.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Whoa desert palm springs.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I'm already I think, I'm I think, I'm why do
you bring is this? What I think is? Is this?
Is this a gummy? No? Okay, I'll tell you what. Okay,
you know what? Never mind keep going. Okay, doess have
to do with the body part? Yes, Oh my god,
(36:10):
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
I got you something for your drive vagina.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I listen women at a certain age, things happened.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
I don't need that on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Spotify, iHeart Spreaker, Google,
you name it.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
I don't need that broadcast.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Well after you take these that said, thank you, you're welcome,
I haven't tested it out to see if that's still
the case, because now these are these are these are
vaginal moisture and ooh and mood. Yes, I've been taken
for the mood for sure, So now you will have
a happy, wet vagina.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Oh my god, thank you so much. You're so nice.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
What's this called.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Euro Yeah you are, oh, healthy sexual function, healthy vaginal moisture,
mood and relaxation.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh god, oh boy, you are gonna be set.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
This doesn't have any like. It has ginko biloba. It
has some of that mushroom ashrawanga whatever that mushroom is. Yeah,
gabba and velvet bean. Ooh, that must must be what
makes you all juicy, the velvet bean. As long as
it doesn't have marijuana, and she had to say.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Juicy, you're gonna have a velvet bean after.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
You really are.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Me and my velvet bean.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
The little man in the boat's gonna be clothed in velvet.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I think I love that. That's what I'm gonna call it,
my velvet God.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I'm gonna throw up. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
We were we were on the phone the other day
and I was shopping somewhere I think was Oh, I
was grocery shopping. Oh God, And Laura said something about
her vagina and I was all ough, like, remember, I
thought I was gonna vomit.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I don't know, but please don't repeat.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
It because I can't repeat it because I don't remember
what it was. All I know is that it.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Alls that, well, you vagina is.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Not just mine, no, not just yours, but.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
All make you ceazy because you are not of that.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You don't like that particular body part, because you're not
attracted to that.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
No, not just me, no, not just you.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
So please don't make mine seem like it's some fiery, horrible,
monstrous dry like.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Well, your your monster. Yours is dry, and I think
it does have.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Teeth and cobwebs and teeth I don't know eats.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Thank you, and now I will never ever get a
date I get twenty twenty six is out?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
No date's twenty twenty six, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well, once you start scarfing down those little gummies or whatever.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I appreciate you thinking of me.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
I'm always I'm always thinking of you. I'm always thinking
of you and your sexual health.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Speaking of products, coming up next episode, I have a
whole bag of things that I want to show you
that are my new favorite things.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
You have to get right now?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Okay, should I bring some of mine? Or is this
just is this is just for me?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Okay, but if you have something that you want to
talk about, because we're going to do it right now.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh we're going to do it right now.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Well not right now, but like after this oh not tomorrow,
not tomorrow, we'll talk about it, okay, and wait, just
like about Thank you for watching on Instagram, you guys,
Thank you for watching on TikTok Oh my guys, thank
you for watching on YouTube. We love you guys and
love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I almost let it slip too early.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Just go for it, just to end it. Please, Oh
my god, No.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
One more, I'll say it, No one more, I'll say it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Love your podcast, love me, my sweet babies. You're a sneak.
You are a sneak, and you're gonna get it.
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