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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I like how the squeeze is being put on like
eight months in advance, but.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You gotta start a.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Lot of up.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Thanks a lot, Thanks a lot, John boy uh fresh
back from Dover.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
That was a.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
PRM broadcast weekend. Denny Hamlin got his third win of
the year. He's racking him up. I mean this, he
has fifty four career wins.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
He is now tied with Lee Petty.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's pretty rarefyed there, and just keeps moving up the list.
This guy just keeps knocking him off with his next win.
He'll be tied with Rusty Wallace, So these are pretty
big names to be tied with or passing in the
all times.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Right, Doug, you've been right there amongst the fans. When
did they start booing Denny? And why?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Denny's real mouthy.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He's very opinionated, he's polarizing, and he would agree on
all of that if he's on this call. I think
he would agree to all of that. And I think
the penultimate moment in that was last year when he
won at Bristol and he got out and proclaimed, you know,
I beat your favorite driver, and the TV reporter asking
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which one he goes all of them, and which I
thought was brilliant.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I just applauded that moment.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
But slowly but surely, he's fostered this.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
He's worn the black hat.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He's very opinionated about things in the cockpit, how NASCAR
should handle things. He's kind of leading the driver's effort
in this charter reunification or the charter agreements that they
had the teams have with NASCAR.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
So he's at the forefront of a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Things, and you know, there are a lot of people
that don't care for that, So that's kind of polarized
him out there.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
But tell you what's he looks really good this year.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Like I said, three wins, and something different or something
fairly new to racing happened in that race, and you
could tell it. We even talked about it on the
air as it was unfolding. Denny had the lead, he
had a big lead. Then Kyle Larson started reeling it
in and then Denny did what they call arrow blocking.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
He would just he would be able.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
To move his car up and down the track wherever
he thought Kyle Larson was going to go. And for Kyle,
that's like running into a brick wall. You've got all
that air coming off of Denny's car and it disturbs
your car going forward, and it makes it unless you're
just incredibly more powerful in front of the car in front.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Of you, you can't pass.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And and Denny even said at the end he goes,
I wasn't worried about it. I knew I had the
strategy going And Kyle Larson said the same thing. There
was no way I was going to pass him at
the end of this race. They're calling it arrow blocking,
and it's another one of the things that NASCAR's got
on their list to say, Okay, what can we do
to lessen the impact of this?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right? That's wild man well Am to know that his
team to know that and then to pull it off,
that is that is pretty awesome, Doug. We said again,
man Ford is still winless. And I looked when that
was one of your highlights of go to It to
race that the two Fords in the top ten, sixth
and seventh, Noah Gregson and Ryan Blaney.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No Ag Gregson's not a guy that you expect to
be up there, not with Stuart hass Racing. They're not.
They're not the lead sled dog in the Ford camp
by any any stretch of the imagination. Noah did a
really nice job, stayed in the top ten all day long.
You expect Ryan Blaney to be up there, John boy,
he's the defending NASCAR Cup Series champion, but he would
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get to a fourth or fifth and it seemed like
their effort.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Would stall out.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
And I don't know where Ford's gonna break through. They're
not competitive right now. They don't have cars as fast
as the Chevrolet in the Toyota camps. It's just that simple.
They're going to be going to Kansas and then Darlington.
Maybe Darlington, somebody can get hooked up there. It's gonna
be a tough road unless Ford comes up with something
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else over the next few weeks to really start knocking
down some wins.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And that's wow, man, looking at they're bunched up. Then
around the fifteenth spot, the twelfth on through Josh Berry,
Austin Cindric, Joey Logano, Chris Busher and yeah, then it's
Daniels Warz and the Chevrolets. So like for there in
the Rosa, Yeah, what will they do? We will nascars
step in and help them out, not.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
This year, not the way that they do the cars.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It used to be back when NASCAR would say, well,
we'll give you an inch on the spoiler, we'll do
something on the front end. But with these parts being
bought ahead of time and they're all spect parts, they
can't really do much. What they're limited to do to
change the car is very, very small. So I don't know.
(05:25):
I don't know that there is any cavalry coming across
the hill for four this year unless they mutually break
through with all the data that the teams are sharing
and they get faster.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All right, A good deal headed to Kansas this weekend.
Who you looking at for me, Doug?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm going to say the same guys that have been winning,
because I feel like now we're eleven races in out
of a thirty six race season, so we have got
a big sample size. Eleven races in, we've had seven
different winners and they've all been Toyotas and our Chevrolets,
so that kind of narrows that down. But I think
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when we go to Kansas, a driver that's going to
be the two twenty three eleven Toyotas, Tyler Reddick who's
already won this year, and Bubba Wallace race is extremely
well there.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
If he can just avoid trouble. He's he's had like
meteors hit his car this year.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
If he can stay out of that and avoid trouble,
I think Bubble could have a really good day in
Kansas also, all right, and.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Also the eleven and the twenty four in there. Okay, yeah, yeah,
whatever you say, Doug, you are the man. Thank you
so much, buddy. You I have a great rest of
your week and a great weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
All right, guys, thanks so much.
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wor here, let's meet the contessians. We got Nate from Winterville, Ohio.
Good morning, Nate, good morning, welcome.
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Hey.
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We got a Richard from Wilmington, North Carolina. Good morning, Richard.
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Man the window.
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Hey, Hey, alright boys, welcome. Let's place some worthy word here.
Richard you're gonna be on team Tator. Nate be on
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All right, so we do it. Richard, you're likes me
and Nate for the first thirty I then Nate. Are
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you ready? Yeah, I'm ready? Okay, start the clock.
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Now.
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As a kid, you played in a sand.
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Yeah.
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Uh huh, okay. One hundred pennies is a.
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Uh huh.
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Uh huh?
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Beaver?
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Uh huh uh?
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The big orb goes down at dusk. It is called
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Bell?
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They're all right, good work? Name what We end up
with the ranting five on the board. All right then,
and now we got Richard and Tater for the round one.
See what y'all can do? Richard, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
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on your body. Huh talcom baby blank. Yes, this this
plant has thorns and it's in the desert, but it's
that Yes, yes, you pack this to go out of town.
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a blank blank you check it. It's a.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Head two on the board. Two on the board for
a round one, Richard, Now, Nate, me and you piling
on around two. Are you ready? That's my plan anyway? Okay,
all right and begging up on that last one, go
have you got it?
Speaker 8 (26:57):
Thank you?
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Uh.
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huh uh, give me a steak in the grocery store,
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Bang on these all.
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Day you play these, yeah, uh huh. This is what
gymnasts do. It's called a fancy flip.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Is a.
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Acrobat? Uh no, not winner, but what no, didn't get
that connection on that? Then well we put a four
on the board to that five. That is a nine
forn eight. Good work, So Richard and Tater, if you
all get a seven, you can force over time keep
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his game alive. Eight will win. Richard. You ready, buddy,
I'm ready, and me go.
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little kid and you roll over, you roll over. Yes, yeah,
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Oh well that's true, but it's also it's the type
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the professor has this. He stands up there and gives
a lectu.
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Huh.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
This is where you keep your hammer and your screwdriver
all in the same place.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Yep.
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This is when something hunts something to eat you are.
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It's what great hunter?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
You pray you?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
That was so good?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Two?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Sure there was nine to seven final score fortnight. Okay, man,
regard good run out it, bunny, and you can try
again anytime. We should appreciate you playing with us.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
All righty, thank you, all right man in Nate.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Winterville, Ohio's own night. There's a winner on Worthy word.
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That crowd like calling unsolved mysteries and saying, hey, I found.
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Everybody as a rough budget say.
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That you want on me? My deaf in one air
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Tunkle Ernie he's a scary sunble gun. Ernie got him
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I do.
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That's like a weird old weekend.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
For on the way home. This was a nice cap
or we had car trouble, and trust me now, you
don't want to have car trouble in West Jefferson over
the weekends. They pushed it over to this fella's house
debreat grow up with and it's one of them fellas
that sells cars out of his front yard. Oh yeah,
with them shade tree fellers.
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Yeah.
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Dever gets out, gets them out there and says, give
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Well, what what kind of car?
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Double drive that?
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Yeah? I sure exactly what you call you prestige. Namely,
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Run here, Yeah, we probably will.
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Well you telling him, I said, God, No, is this John.
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