June 12, 2024 • 39 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci updates the Hollywood happens with her latest Tatertainment report.. - We’ll bring Pat Godwin out of the archives for a couple of his songs.. - Terry Hanson recalls the time he was fired three times in the same afternoon.. - Mark Packer checks in with his latest update.. - and Pop-Pop Hanson compares notes with John Boy about their adventures at Chuck E. Cheese - and Tim Wilson caps off the show with Chuck E. Cheese Hell!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good Juesday morning, June eleventh, Big Show's on the radio.
Over in today's feature track from The Big Show bit Box,
I can.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Carl's yeah, well now yesterdays. Sorry, I know you've been
covered up.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Pop pop John Boy and Maddie and Chunky Cheese. Hell,
all right, man, that's right, that's up there. That must
have changed that hit this button.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That isn't good one man.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're talking about that search for keywords cheese hell hit
the bit box the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I let me do it, y'all. Let's play Beat the Bond.
That's wee. I contested.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Jennifer out of Boonville, Indiana. Good morning, Jennifer, good money
and Jenny all right, I hear Jennifer is a Caitlin
Clark of Beat the Blonde here in Indiana.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, Jennifer, bye, Jennifer. We're gonna ask Dad some questions.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You agree or disagree, You get three right before you
get three wrong? For will you get messed up here
and you'll win? You are right on the phone there, Jennifer. Okay, Well,
if you're gonna stand us.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Because you're coming out, can you beat all but idiot?
Kind of like.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Are you on the speakerphone or hanoon.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Jo, I'm about the speaker.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
The speaker's better. We'll figure out. Jennifer agrees and disagree.
We'll get to it here. Okay, you're all right, so
uh tater.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ben Franklin once wrote in his Poor Richard's Almanac, he
that falls in love with himself will have no What.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I read this, children, children? No, he said, he that
falls in love with himself will have.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No joy, will have no joy.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Jennifer, do you know Ben Franklin better than our blonde?
Do you agree or disagree? You agree?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, yeah, He that falls in love with himself will
have no right.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, I was trying to lead you in a way.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I didn't think Taylor was that familiar with all of
Ben's quotes.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
He has a lot of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So there's a buzzer here. I think he was the
one that wrote you can't buy beer.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So well, let's talk about Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin said
that the mystery of man's past would be unraveled in
a certain place.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Where was that? That was a motel six?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
They are leaving the light of Charles darlon the mystery
of man? Where would it be on Africa and Africa.
Jennifer agreed. You disagree, that's Africa, but you get extra
(04:05):
points for disagreeing with such confidence.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right right, I'm keeping out of our contests four in
a row.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wrong, Wow, the row wrong, So Jennifer, good news. That's
why we've instituted the nice Consolation prize back for our
beating the blonde game.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So we're gonna get you something before we cut you loose.
Can I give him shout out? You sure can?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Hey, I just want to give him a shout out to
my friend Johnny and to everybody in Bundo and of
course you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Thank you, appreciate you. You hang on, gonna make it happy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
By about the hour and top of your news, right
on out of side deep.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Top playing Funny Bundy, out of.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
A big shows on the radio, Jomo Billy, Pat Godwin
hanging out with his guitar in the studio. Got the
facts here, Pat old Wise and great one.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Not you, Johnny. I'm talking to Pat that you know.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hi, Pat, you need to do your Elvis bit and
make sure that the guys get it down on tape.
I missed it last week when they did their ELVI show.
They do two Elvira shows a year, and that would
be a great bet for them to play. Looking forward
to seeing you again, Danny Green.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Danny Green. I know Danny Green person. He's a postman,
a normal postman.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Yeah, he's a big He comes to all the shows
and he likes the Elvis pitt and I think he's
the only one because people in the South, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Right nervous about. It's not the content of it.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
It's just that when you make fun of the king
down here, they get they get mad. I do Elvis
in the end, Elvis the final show, Mayfair Supper Club, Indianapolis,
June seventy seven. We take you there now comedically not literally,
a dinner theater, set the stage a little tough on
Elvis singing in front of all that food.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
All right, are you are you?
Speaker 11 (06:40):
Are you gonna finish that check?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Wait? Bless my soul? What's wrong with me? I took
some many pills out.
Speaker 12 (06:49):
I can't see hope, but don't choke my home, throw
up my own drugs.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm all messed up.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He Hey, yeah, I can't see why they would take
that in the wrong way. Good morning, it's a big
(07:28):
show on the radio. And the special Hard written for
James Gregory. I'm ready for Drive Time Players Classic.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
night after Supper. As our story opens, Leland Gregory and
his wife Mavis are just finishing up their evening meal.
Speaker 11 (07:54):
Lord, Lord, I hate more than planted. Maybe it's where's
that TV gout? I need to find out what the
time about? Rations coming up?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I should I know where the TV guy is.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You're the only one around here that has time to
watch TV. I'm always running around picking up after you.
Speaker 11 (08:11):
I hear it is. Let me see the eight o'clock
channel fifty eight. Maybe it's worth a remote.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Don't you start with me?
Speaker 14 (08:19):
Land?
Speaker 11 (08:19):
If you'd wait a few minutes, I'd handle them dishes.
I just feel so light headed. I bet you my
blood pressures up again and my feet hurt. God, I
hate you with my feet hurt. He'd wait a minute.
(08:40):
I held the edition that man.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Maybe as you don't get the file? Oh hell, I get.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Hello. Well, hey grandma, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Is that right?
Speaker 11 (09:00):
Certain hear that you told her?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well? Soak it?
Speaker 11 (09:09):
Yeah, that's what I do, warm water, salt you soak
your foot? I know you told me not your foot,
but you told on your foot. Yeah. We just got
through eating. You know, I just can't lose weight no matter.
Speaker 15 (09:26):
What I did.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Now, I'm good in mind to change doctors. The one
I'm going today give any good? What you mean why
they eat for supper half half? Just half what I
usually do? Yeah, half a bucket. No doctor said I
(09:49):
need to cut down on the fat in my die.
So I switched to them snack wells. They taste almost
as good as a real cookie. He don't want me
to have real cookies.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Snack well.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
Damn, you can't hear you told her? Yeah, I go
through five or six boxes of them cookies a day,
whether fact free. Hell, I tell you what first thing
tomorrow I'm gonna die? Well, I can't tomorrow. Tomorrow we're
going to crack a barrel. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe this
(10:31):
is in the kitchen cleaning up we are How she
is walks around that sorry look on her face. Yeah, hell,
all the time, complain about how nobody appreciates her. I know,
I know you try to tell me not to marriag
and I should have listened to you. I remember my
wedding day, you come up to me and says, boy,
you just made the biggest mistake of your life. That
(10:55):
right there is the meanest girl that god they will
put on a face. I never forget that. That's what
you said. That's what you said. You said you're gonna
regret this day to the day you die.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And you were right.
Speaker 11 (11:06):
Been twenty five years of misery, damn misery.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Do what got a divorce?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Hell? Now hanging the divorce? Give her half everything I got.
And besides, I couldn't start dating to get at my ad.
Don't think so now at this point, I just take
it out to them.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Ylan, I thought you was gonna help me with these dishes.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Ah, Hell, I gotta go.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
That's maybe it's hard to give about the damn dishes.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I got to eat.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
That help with the dishes might being on a damn army.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Do I hold on in just second?
Speaker 16 (11:46):
Maybes what your grandmother's out.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
In the fire.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
We hope you've enjoyed, John Boyn Bill he playhouse kill.
Then again, next time we'll hear the crusty old bus
boy at cracker.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Barrel say, man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning.
You got the big show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up? After your news weddings parts.
Speaker 16 (12:19):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands alone anyhow.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the
Launderman fan leaving this soul and then like in poetrygo
dot dot dot, you know, kind of host set up.
Speaker 16 (12:48):
Leaving this soul hating the waters of the medulla.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Oblongha with John Boy and Billy on the big show
like that with John Boy.
Speaker 17 (13:00):
Ye, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
You know, we honor musicians, singer, songwriter?
Speaker 16 (13:43):
What else?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
The best there ever was? Brother, it's the beetle.
Speaker 17 (13:51):
We just have.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Elms. Robert Earl Keane where now yangle? What that er about?
Frank Sinatra? Recover him? Yes we have in Pat God
went with.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
His guitar in the studio Sinatra in the later years.
Speaker 12 (14:10):
Pat Oh Sinatra in there later years. You're a cuckoo,
naughty chick. But now you're bringing me down and it
cuts me to the quick to.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Hear you ben fooling around. Well, you know what you
can do.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Now, thatt you with this other guy.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You can blow me a kiss goodbye.
Speaker 12 (14:45):
Yeah, that will show me your face is already so
where is he going?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Stop him? Plow me a kiss, gooodbye.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
I did not care for did not care for them.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Good morning, A big show on the radio coming up.
We play Wordy Word win against a red Max prize pack.
Check out their commercial zero turn Moors two year unlimited
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Speaker 2 (15:14):
Click on the link when you hit the Big Show
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Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm a Mark packer. Well, actually we're twenty four hours late.
Pac been busy. He's a busy man covering College World
Series action and it is set and packed. Go buddy,
I'm tickled to death. We got some teams in there.
Speaker 17 (15:34):
We do, you know, Norman, I come on here, talk
a little Southern fried football, have a little Southern baseball.
That of all, because I mean to tell you, if
it is unbelievable, what's happened. The ACC and the SEC
have basically turned the College World Series into their own
little party.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Because you got four.
Speaker 17 (15:51):
Teams from the ACC that have qualified and earned it,
four from the SEC and it all gets started on
Friday when North Carolina and Virginia. We'll go eyeball to
eyeball two pm Eastern time, first pitch, weather permitting out
there in Omahai. You never know those thunderstorms. Then on
a Friday night, number one team in all the lands, Tennessee,
they take on Florida State. So that's a pretty good
(16:13):
afternoon and evening of baseball if you are in the mood.
And again three a SEC teams play Friday and number
one Tennessee. And the reason I bring up number one Tennessee, Johnny,
is because ever since we've gone to this new format
in the college baseball, which started back at nineteen ninety nine,
the number one overall seed has only won it once
(16:33):
and that was the first year when the Miami Hurricanes
won at ninety nine. So nobody this century has number
one has closed it deal. But Tennessee is absolutely loaded.
So Tennessee Florida State Friday night, North Carolina Virginia Friday afternoon,
and then Saturday afternoon again, this is a double elimination tournament.
Saturday afternoon. NC State, Elliot event's going back. They're going
(16:55):
to take on Kentucky in the afternoon in Florida and
Texas A.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
And m at night.
Speaker 17 (16:59):
So hard to believe, but the ACC and the SEC
have just decided to have a far and I don't
know again, Omaha does an incredible job hosting this event.
I've been out there a gazillion times. Great stakes, great people,
great ballpark. But we probably could have just had this
thing in Atlanta just to save everybody some time, right
to say, hey, we'll keep you down here in the South.
But it's going to be unbelievable. And it's the first time,
(17:20):
by the way, that you basically just have two leagues
representing the College World Series since nineteen forty eight when
there were just two teams coming from two different leagues.
So kind of crazy what's happening. But these have been
the two best leagues all year and they have proven
it in the regionals and the Super Regionals, so you know,
we'll see what happens. It's again double elimination tournament, but
(17:41):
an ACC SEC Invitational. And it's also a great sports
weekend coming up, Johnny, because number one, it's Father's Day weekend,
so you know we're gonna put our feet up, chill
and grill and not and do anything. But you also
got the US Open going on right down the road
in Pinehurst, Pinehurst number two, and it's going to be fantastic.
And of course Scottie Scheffler number one player in the world.
(18:01):
And I saw a stat this week. It gets started tomorrow,
but Scottie Scheffler has got five wins and a major
to his title this year. The last player to have
had five wins and a major in their back pocket
heading into the US Open with some guy by name
Arnold Palmer.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Back at nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 17 (18:21):
That's how far back you got to go to see
a guy as hot as he is. Of course, Tiger's
going to be there and all the other great players
and all that good stuff, so it will be out
of sight.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Now.
Speaker 17 (18:30):
One other thing before I let you go, because then again,
we've got baseball. We got Father's Day, I got US Open.
But you know we got to get a little Southern
football in there. I saw at the tail end of
last week, since the last time I talked to you,
the NCAA has approved for schools beginning asap, that they
are allowed to put a corporate logo at midfield of
(18:54):
their football stadium. All right, this is for schools to
make additional revenue and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm thinking, you.
Speaker 17 (19:00):
Know, there was a time about twenties twenty five years
ago people always used to make fun of NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
All these drivers got logos.
Speaker 17 (19:07):
On their forehead and they're people, these good old boys.
They don't know what they're doing. They were so far
ahead of the Cervil and even funny with corporate marketing.
Now here we are in college football, getting ready to
go to this twelve team college football playoff this fall,
which will be interesting. But the NCAA has allowed now
schools to make additional revenue. Put the logo at midfield, right,
(19:29):
and so leave it to Lane Kiffin, who's always got
a great sense.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Of humor if you follow them on Twitter or x
or whatever.
Speaker 17 (19:35):
They call it. Now, when this rule came out and
came out Lane Kiffen, who's the head football coach at
Old Miss, and again he was when Ole Miss played
at Tennessee a couple of years ago. They were throwing
golf balls and mustard bottles at him and all this
stuff because he used to be the coach of Tennessee.
He put a picture of a French's mustard bottle and said, boy,
(19:55):
I got a perfect idea for Tennessee and I'm thinking, man,
he's rolling those always take nobody's business to put a
French's mustard logo at the midfield spot at tennis. Think
coming from off I'm Lane Kiffin is absolutely brilliant and
funny and everything else. So if you're watching football and
you say, man, it looks like, uh, you know, I
don't know a John Boy and Billy logo at the
(20:16):
midfield mark and givers, you'll know what that's all about,
because that schools are allowed to do it. So get ready.
NASCAR set the stage of all this stuff years and
years ago. But that's where we're going with little college football. Man,
So a little bit of everything going on this week
in the world of sports.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
All right, awesome, buddy, Will you have a happy Father's
Day back man, you.
Speaker 17 (20:35):
Too, John Boy, you too. I'll tell all the guys
out there enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
There's no doubt about it. That was fun.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's it, buddy, all right, thank you very much. Bag
will take you next weekend. Big weekend coming up. Let's
do nothing and watch TV. I'm in all right, then, Well,
let's play wordy word right here a while A hot one,
ain't hundred making show you told free line. We get
a couple of contestents and playnegs. Good Wednesday morning. It's
(21:21):
a big show on the radio. Today's feature track from
the Big Show bit Box pop Pop, John Boy and
Maddie and Chunky Cheese.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Hell, there's riggin words.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Cheeze Hell, perfect Father's Day track. That Father's Day album
you're making for Dad? Get on it, said the Big Box.
When you go to the Big Show dot com there
right now, let's win.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I went to everybody's head about the bed, the big word,
the worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
We got Teresa from Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Good morning, Teresa. Morning.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Hey. We got dale Mont from Chattanooga, Tennessee. Goome Onrning
dale Mont morning, nig All right, Tydy, you and deal
Mar sound like.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Y'all get along great. I'm gonna put y'all on a team. Okay,
all right, den Mind, you've got the girl. I'll take
Teresa down Alabama. All right, shut sh alrighte del Mark, you.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Relax, You and Taylor can have out in the second
Me and Teresa for the first round.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
All right, Teresa, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
I'm ready alright.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Now, if you're a surfer, you ride one of these
on the board. Alright, yes, huh, all right, a jig
saw blank put it together?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yes, uh huh. You got five of these on your
foot toad. Yeah, uh huh. You eat one of these.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's salty and it's twisted. It's a what it's so,
it's hard. It's just like makes desires. Yes, uh huh.
Okay the blank? All right, putting four on the board.
Good work what I gave you, Teresa. And now dale
Mont and tighter here for the round one? All right,
(23:19):
dale Mont?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
All right, and it goes.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
This fruit grows on a tree. It's like a nectarine,
but it's fuzzy. Yes, this is what pops out of
a champagne bottle. Yep, this is you might go on
a cruise. Blank, it's not a boat. It's bigger. Okay, Hey,
you put your dirty clothes. Oh, you put your clean
(23:45):
clothes in this and and after you're done drying them,
it's a what what.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You're doing your wash?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Huh?
Speaker 14 (23:56):
He said it?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I mean you said it.
Speaker 16 (23:58):
You said you said what I said?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Something nice?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Drive there, Damn Mark so let's say me and Teresa,
let me hem me, y'all get three? Okay, all right, Teresa,
we're leading by one, but we need some points here
for round two.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Okay, let's do it and go a little girl. You
used to play jump this? You jumped?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah? Uh huh? A bullet proof? What you wear one? Boss? Yes?
Uh huh. You're not a pro, you're just starting.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You are a know another word like a swimming class.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Rookie.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, keep going, you've just started. You are a.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No, you just started whatever you're doing, you're no, you're
not no, keep going.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Well, we end up with two on the four or
six score, so dale Mont and Tator three will tie,
four will win? You ready, dale Mont, let's go, pig,
get up on that last one. See what day of
God before you go?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You start here?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah, come on, it's.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
You start here?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, No, let me see the word again.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh you're right, my bad?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Start the clock over?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, I will. Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
So Randy misheard what dale Mont said and you argued,
what the god?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well okay, but nothing so how many seconds are they
gonna get?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well that was the first so just started from the
beginning as maybe don't kiss.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Oh yeah, all right, okay, all right, the word was beginner,
and he said beginning. Yeah, understood. All right.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, let's start from the top there on a brand
new thirty seconds for.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Danner Dale mont.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Ready you go blank blank keep falling on my head?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Yes, uh, not today, but yes, hey, don't don't leave
your lunch behind. Don't blanket, don't don't Hey, you got
to pay that bill.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Don't blank, don't waste it.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
No, you gotta pay your bill. Don't don't blank to
pay it. You know, you gotta remember it in the
opposite of remember.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, I just came up with that when I was.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It is, let go over.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I blame my son, got it. The reason I took
those few seconds off would have won that game.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You realize that, don't you. Yeah, all right, but that's alright.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Here we go for a fifteen second overtime. Fifteen seconds,
all right, Teresa, let's see what we can do. Baby,
are you ready?
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right, my red jackie. Okay, starting the clock. Now.
In football, you gather in one of these before you
run the play puddle. Yes, uh huh, don't blank about it.
Everything would be all right, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, uh huh blank stay by my blank throughout life.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
By yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Baby, three on the board. Now, y'all got a cheatahs out.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I'm just sitting over here.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Just you know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's all right. Daln Mortin Taylor. Three will force double overtime.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Sounds like a thrill ready, yo.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Okay, not the freezer.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But this is where you keep your milk and stuff. Yes,
this is what you're listening to right now. It ticks,
it's a what. No, yeah, it's a blank blank. It
keeps time. Yeah, it's called a what. It's a blank blank.
You hold it in your hand.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh, that will stop. Watch for the word.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
But Teresa, Teresa, you saved my life. That's okay, honey
again Yeah, damn mon chad nouga, buddy, you can try again.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
We'll make sure you do. But all right, all right, yeah,
you go ahead. You want to finish? Back up now,
Teresa's backing up. Holdo now, ma, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I'm sorry. Yeah, I just want to give a shout
everybody I'll work with down here. I work at Bethel Bible,
Billie and Chattanooga, all right, and I'm also fifteen year
veteran volunteer firefighter at Dalls bab.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, well you all, We salute you, daln Mont,
thank you so much. Proud to have you listening, playing
with us, Buddy.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Sure, yes, sir. Every day y'all get a safe.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
All right, thank you so much, thank you having there. Teresa.
Speaker 10 (29:28):
Yeah, got big.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Old prize pack for real victory, Big old Redmax Prize
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Speaker 2 (29:37):
Awesome, enjoyed you baby, all right?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Can I give a shout out as you go ahead?
Speaker 17 (29:44):
I want to thank all my troops out there.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
I love my military. They do a job that I
personally couldn't do. My hat's off of them.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Awesome, good, good deal, Bobby. All right, Wait, man, I hain't
gonna good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Got big show on the radio. We got our bit
request for this Wednesday morning. Mike Green out of Greenville,
South Carolina says, remember the construction Barrel song? Please play
that been forever since I heard it? Yeah, Tey, you
found what Mike talking about?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I did Todd Yon song Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Todd yarn Oh good, Yeah, the orange barrel song. All right,
Mike coming up next, h morning, Big show us on
(30:51):
the radio. Bit request from Mike Green, Greenville, South Carolina.
Mike been listening. Awhile remember say old orange barrel song.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Ah, y'all listen it.
Speaker 9 (31:05):
Orange barrels, orange barrels. Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Barrels looking back at me.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Luck At Larry Darrel and Arrel standing next to the orange.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Barrel, looking back at me. They have signs that say
slow down. I drive twenty five through town.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
Their faces are dark and the dirty and brown, and
they're looking back at me. Well, orange barrels, orange barrels.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Everywhere I see.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Orange barrels, orange barrels.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Why can't I be free?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Luck? Get Larry Darrel and Darrel standing next to the
orange barrel. And there orange vest parrel looking back at me.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
They stand in their stinking sweat. I haven't seen them
working yet.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
They have to be in the portal and and the
butt crack smiles at me.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
If I could fly, I'd leave this world behind pop
and free up my mind from this to breathe. And
the orange barrels looking back at me. Well, orange barrels,
orange barrels. Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Why can't I be free?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Look at Larry Darrel and Arrow standing next to the
orange barrel. In there orange vesta parrel. They tick off my.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Girlfriend Carol, sitting next to me. She makes calls on
my cell phone. All she does is piss and moan.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I should have left her big fat ass and camber
have her service means look at Larry Darrel and Darrell's
standing next to the orange barrel.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
In there are investor perrel. They tick off my girlfriend Carol,
whose favorite act is Willie Farrely.
Speaker 16 (32:42):
He's a comic just like me.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
We drive through the rain and snow through the orange barrels.
Here we go. Will the work get done?
Speaker 9 (32:49):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
No one knows.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
It remains a mister re.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
There we go, My god, Good morning, got the Big
(33:25):
Show on the radio. It's a Dad and You live
Big Show fan. Make him a John Boye billy album.
Hit the Big Box at the Big Show. Dot com
gotta include this search for keywords cheese hell, It'll all
explain it right here. Good morning. That's Big Shon on
the radio. The gang's all here, Monday morning. Hey Stevie,
(33:45):
full up Tim Wilson's Chucky Cheese. So in honor of
pop pop Maurice over here, it's Morris. Got to feel
some of my pain going to Chucky Cheese over the weekend,
he said, And handsome.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
What do you have?
Speaker 9 (34:04):
See?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
That's the question I always asked.
Speaker 18 (34:06):
It's like a midgets on Meth convention.
Speaker 14 (34:10):
Remember when they had a personal appearance for me and
it was at the Chuck and Cheese place.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, we have played some cruel jokes over the years.
Speaker 18 (34:22):
I got a good business idea out of it, though,
if you can get the Valum and Xanax concession there.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Then and get them going in little kids running.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
I tell you what though, I used the tickets as
weapons because because every time I had a little two
year old kid right I was going around with them,
cute litt kid named Jack, and other kids kept getting
in a wake up saying, hey, you want a ticket,
Give him a ticket my left hand, push my way
right hand and get the kid right in the wow.
One time kid was sitting on a horse and didn't
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he didn't have any money and a horse.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I went, h you want to get off? No, I
go here you go, let's just run up the horse.
Speaker 17 (35:02):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
I was on McDonald's the other day, Big McDonald's, and
they had a whole bunch of little kid things and
things for to play all the play Yeah, but it
was enclosed in glass, and I thought about it was in.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
The zoo eat the one with big go eat it
out and play land.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're asking for it.
Speaker 18 (35:22):
And the little kids, I mean, you know, they keep
trying to walk up the down slide.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
They were starting to really pistoling off.
Speaker 14 (35:30):
Pretty good one coming down the other way.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
While, Yeah, I don't think I'll be going back in
time soon. And and the folks I took David and
his wife Sandy that they were. They were Chuck E
Cheese virgins. They never been there for I don't think
they will be going back a second time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
We ate it. We left there to eat at Olive Guard.
We didn't even eat there. I mean me, I'll show
you mouse boy, feel my pain.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Matthew, my young son down syndrome, just loves chunky Cheese.
He'll still have his birthday parties there usually you know,
his parents, young kids. You go through it, and you know,
then you serve your time in chunky Cheese and move on.
Maddy eighteenth birthday Chuck E Chees. He loves the band.
And then my wife so she video tapes it. Now
(36:28):
Maddie has to bring it home and watch it. Oh
every day.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, purse over to my buds.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Come over to the house, Maddie, grab him, come on,
and you gotta sit there through the whole thing until
the big rat saying he's happy birthday boy.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, I like to punch that rat. Just got a
clurd to love it. It's a I don't want to
hear it. You're not gonna get any simple every buddy.
Tim Wilson wrote a little song about it, and this
is for Pop Pop. This morning, I got to.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
Combat training from overseas. Now I'm the boucher at the
Chunky Cheese I think I'd rather do a year in
jail than another afternoon in chunky Cheese Hell. Chunky Cheese Hell.
I'm in Chunkie Cheese Hell. We cater do a snuck
nose climb tail in Jukie Cheese Hell. Mama drives chippers
(37:26):
at the Chunky Mall. Watch he's in waller and some
plastic balls. The band sucks and the pizzas is cold,
and you eat it with a slubber in four year
old in Chokie Cheese Hell, cup with pepper on east
heel smells the same.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
You waste a pay check.
Speaker 15 (37:44):
On a video game lined up out the door like
the stone are in town. Ain't enough chunky ash whippings
to go around in chunky cheese hell. I'm in chunkie
cheese hell, squalling Youngu's and a ski ball and chokie
cheese hell. I did two tours of duty and Vietnam,
(38:06):
fighting jungle rock and breathing a poem, but they couldn't
torture me half as well as a birthday party in
junkie cheese hell. Junkie cheese hell, I'm in chunkie cheese hell, So.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
True, good times.
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Speaker 2 (39:00):
You may rest your dads. You on tomorrow, Love you
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Good Juesday morning, June eleventh, Big Show's on the radio.
Over in today's feature track from The Big Show bit Box,
I can.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Carl's yeah, well now yesterdays. Sorry, I know you've been
covered up.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Pop pop John Boy and Maddie and Chunky Cheese. Hell,
all right, man, that's right, that's up there. That must
have changed that hit this button.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That isn't good one man.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're talking about that search for keywords cheese hell hit
the bit box the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I let me do it, y'all. Let's play Beat the Bond.
That's wee. I contested.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Jennifer out of Boonville, Indiana. Good morning, Jennifer, good money
and Jenny all right, I hear Jennifer is a Caitlin
Clark of Beat the Blonde here in Indiana.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, Jennifer, bye, Jennifer. We're gonna ask Dad some questions.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You agree or disagree, You get three right before you
get three wrong? For will you get messed up here
and you'll win? You are right on the phone there, Jennifer. Okay, Well,
if you're gonna stand us.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Because you're coming out, can you beat all but idiot?
Kind of like.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Are you on the speakerphone or hanoon.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Jo, I'm about the speaker.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
The speaker's better. We'll figure out. Jennifer agrees and disagree.
We'll get to it here. Okay, you're all right, so
uh tater.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ben Franklin once wrote in his Poor Richard's Almanac, he
that falls in love with himself will have no What.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I read this, children, children? No, he said, he that
falls in love with himself will have.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No joy, will have no joy.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Jennifer, do you know Ben Franklin better than our blonde?
Do you agree or disagree? You agree?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, yeah, He that falls in love with himself will
have no right.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, I was trying to lead you in a way.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I didn't think Taylor was that familiar with all of
Ben's quotes.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
He has a lot of.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So there's a buzzer here. I think he was the
one that wrote you can't buy beer.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So well, let's talk about Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin said
that the mystery of man's past would be unraveled in
a certain place.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Where was that? That was a motel six?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
They are leaving the light of Charles darlon the mystery
of man? Where would it be on Africa and Africa.
Jennifer agreed. You disagree, that's Africa, but you get extra
(04:05):
points for disagreeing with such confidence.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right right, I'm keeping out of our contests four in
a row.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Wrong, Wow, the row wrong, So Jennifer, good news. That's
why we've instituted the nice Consolation prize back for our
beating the blonde game.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So we're gonna get you something before we cut you loose.
Can I give him shout out? You sure can?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Hey, I just want to give him a shout out to
my friend Johnny and to everybody in Bundo and of
course you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Thank you, appreciate you. You hang on, gonna make it happy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
By about the hour and top of your news, right
on out of side deep.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Top playing Funny Bundy, out of.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
A big shows on the radio, Jomo Billy, Pat Godwin
hanging out with his guitar in the studio. Got the
facts here, Pat old Wise and great one.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Not you, Johnny. I'm talking to Pat that you know.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hi, Pat, you need to do your Elvis bit and
make sure that the guys get it down on tape.
I missed it last week when they did their ELVI show.
They do two Elvira shows a year, and that would
be a great bet for them to play. Looking forward
to seeing you again, Danny Green.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Danny Green. I know Danny Green person. He's a postman,
a normal postman.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Cool.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Yeah, he's a big He comes to all the shows
and he likes the Elvis pitt and I think he's
the only one because people in the South, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Right nervous about. It's not the content of it.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
It's just that when you make fun of the king
down here, they get they get mad. I do Elvis
in the end, Elvis the final show, Mayfair Supper Club, Indianapolis,
June seventy seven. We take you there now comedically not literally,
a dinner theater, set the stage a little tough on
Elvis singing in front of all that food.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
All right, are you are you?
Speaker 11 (06:40):
Are you gonna finish that check?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Wait? Bless my soul? What's wrong with me? I took
some many pills out.
Speaker 12 (06:49):
I can't see hope, but don't choke my home, throw
up my own drugs.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm all messed up.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He Hey, yeah, I can't see why they would take
that in the wrong way. Good morning, it's a big
(07:28):
show on the radio. And the special Hard written for
James Gregory. I'm ready for Drive Time Players Classic.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
night after Supper. As our story opens, Leland Gregory and
his wife Mavis are just finishing up their evening meal.
Speaker 11 (07:54):
Lord, Lord, I hate more than planted. Maybe it's where's
that TV gout? I need to find out what the
time about? Rations coming up?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I should I know where the TV guy is.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You're the only one around here that has time to
watch TV. I'm always running around picking up after you.
Speaker 11 (08:11):
I hear it is. Let me see the eight o'clock
channel fifty eight. Maybe it's worth a remote.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Don't you start with me?
Speaker 14 (08:19):
Land?
Speaker 11 (08:19):
If you'd wait a few minutes, I'd handle them dishes.
I just feel so light headed. I bet you my
blood pressures up again and my feet hurt. God, I
hate you with my feet hurt. He'd wait a minute.
(08:40):
I held the edition that man.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Maybe as you don't get the file? Oh hell, I get.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Hello. Well, hey grandma, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Is that right?
Speaker 11 (09:00):
Certain hear that you told her?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well? Soak it?
Speaker 11 (09:09):
Yeah, that's what I do, warm water, salt you soak
your foot? I know you told me not your foot,
but you told on your foot. Yeah. We just got
through eating. You know, I just can't lose weight no matter.
Speaker 15 (09:26):
What I did.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Now, I'm good in mind to change doctors. The one
I'm going today give any good? What you mean why
they eat for supper half half? Just half what I
usually do? Yeah, half a bucket. No doctor said I
(09:49):
need to cut down on the fat in my die.
So I switched to them snack wells. They taste almost
as good as a real cookie. He don't want me
to have real cookies.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Snack well.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
Damn, you can't hear you told her? Yeah, I go
through five or six boxes of them cookies a day,
whether fact free. Hell, I tell you what first thing
tomorrow I'm gonna die? Well, I can't tomorrow. Tomorrow we're
going to crack a barrel. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe this
(10:31):
is in the kitchen cleaning up we are How she
is walks around that sorry look on her face. Yeah, hell,
all the time, complain about how nobody appreciates her. I know,
I know you try to tell me not to marriag
and I should have listened to you. I remember my
wedding day, you come up to me and says, boy,
you just made the biggest mistake of your life. That
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right there is the meanest girl that god they will
put on a face. I never forget that. That's what
you said. That's what you said. You said you're gonna
regret this day to the day you die.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And you were right.
Speaker 11 (11:06):
Been twenty five years of misery, damn misery.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Do what got a divorce?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Hell? Now hanging the divorce? Give her half everything I got.
And besides, I couldn't start dating to get at my ad.
Don't think so now at this point, I just take
it out to them.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Ylan, I thought you was gonna help me with these dishes.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Ah, Hell, I gotta go.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
That's maybe it's hard to give about the damn dishes.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I got to eat.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
That help with the dishes might being on a damn army.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Do I hold on in just second?
Speaker 16 (11:46):
Maybes what your grandmother's out.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
In the fire.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
We hope you've enjoyed, John Boyn Bill he playhouse kill.
Then again, next time we'll hear the crusty old bus
boy at cracker.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Barrel say, man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning.
You got the big show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up? After your news weddings parts.
Speaker 16 (12:19):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands alone anyhow.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the
Launderman fan leaving this soul and then like in poetrygo
dot dot dot, you know, kind of host set up.
Speaker 16 (12:48):
Leaving this soul hating the waters of the medulla.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Oblongha with John Boy and Billy on the big show
like that with John Boy.
Speaker 17 (13:00):
Ye, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
You know, we honor musicians, singer, songwriter?
Speaker 16 (13:43):
What else?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
The best there ever was? Brother, it's the beetle.
Speaker 17 (13:51):
We just have.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Elms. Robert Earl Keane where now yangle? What that er about?
Frank Sinatra? Recover him? Yes we have in Pat God
went with.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
His guitar in the studio Sinatra in the later years.
Speaker 12 (14:10):
Pat Oh Sinatra in there later years. You're a cuckoo,
naughty chick. But now you're bringing me down and it
cuts me to the quick to.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Hear you ben fooling around. Well, you know what you
can do.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Now, thatt you with this other guy.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You can blow me a kiss goodbye.
Speaker 12 (14:45):
Yeah, that will show me your face is already so
where is he going?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Stop him? Plow me a kiss, gooodbye.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
I did not care for did not care for them.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
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Click on the link when you hit the Big Show
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Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm a Mark packer. Well, actually we're twenty four hours late.
Pac been busy. He's a busy man covering College World
Series action and it is set and packed. Go buddy,
I'm tickled to death. We got some teams in there.
Speaker 17 (15:34):
We do, you know, Norman, I come on here, talk
a little Southern fried football, have a little Southern baseball.
That of all, because I mean to tell you, if
it is unbelievable, what's happened. The ACC and the SEC
have basically turned the College World Series into their own
little party.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Because you got four.
Speaker 17 (15:51):
Teams from the ACC that have qualified and earned it,
four from the SEC and it all gets started on
Friday when North Carolina and Virginia. We'll go eyeball to
eyeball two pm Eastern time, first pitch, weather permitting out
there in Omahai. You never know those thunderstorms. Then on
a Friday night, number one team in all the lands, Tennessee,
they take on Florida State. So that's a pretty good
(16:13):
afternoon and evening of baseball if you are in the mood.
And again three a SEC teams play Friday and number
one Tennessee. And the reason I bring up number one Tennessee, Johnny,
is because ever since we've gone to this new format
in the college baseball, which started back at nineteen ninety nine,
the number one overall seed has only won it once
(16:33):
and that was the first year when the Miami Hurricanes
won at ninety nine. So nobody this century has number
one has closed it deal. But Tennessee is absolutely loaded.
So Tennessee Florida State Friday night, North Carolina Virginia Friday afternoon,
and then Saturday afternoon again, this is a double elimination tournament.
Saturday afternoon. NC State, Elliot event's going back. They're going
(16:55):
to take on Kentucky in the afternoon in Florida and
Texas A.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
And m at night.
Speaker 17 (16:59):
So hard to believe, but the ACC and the SEC
have just decided to have a far and I don't
know again, Omaha does an incredible job hosting this event.
I've been out there a gazillion times. Great stakes, great people,
great ballpark. But we probably could have just had this
thing in Atlanta just to save everybody some time, right
to say, hey, we'll keep you down here in the South.
But it's going to be unbelievable. And it's the first time,
(17:20):
by the way, that you basically just have two leagues
representing the College World Series since nineteen forty eight when
there were just two teams coming from two different leagues.
So kind of crazy what's happening. But these have been
the two best leagues all year and they have proven
it in the regionals and the Super Regionals, so you know,
we'll see what happens. It's again double elimination tournament, but
(17:41):
an ACC SEC Invitational. And it's also a great sports
weekend coming up, Johnny, because number one, it's Father's Day weekend,
so you know we're gonna put our feet up, chill
and grill and not and do anything. But you also
got the US Open going on right down the road
in Pinehurst, Pinehurst number two, and it's going to be fantastic.
And of course Scottie Scheffler number one player in the world.
(18:01):
And I saw a stat this week. It gets started tomorrow,
but Scottie Scheffler has got five wins and a major
to his title this year. The last player to have
had five wins and a major in their back pocket
heading into the US Open with some guy by name
Arnold Palmer.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Back at nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 17 (18:21):
That's how far back you got to go to see
a guy as hot as he is. Of course, Tiger's
going to be there and all the other great players
and all that good stuff, so it will be out
of sight.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Now.
Speaker 17 (18:30):
One other thing before I let you go, because then again,
we've got baseball. We got Father's Day, I got US Open.
But you know we got to get a little Southern
football in there. I saw at the tail end of
last week, since the last time I talked to you,
the NCAA has approved for schools beginning asap, that they
are allowed to put a corporate logo at midfield of
(18:54):
their football stadium. All right, this is for schools to
make additional revenue and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm thinking, you.
Speaker 17 (19:00):
Know, there was a time about twenties twenty five years
ago people always used to make fun of NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
All these drivers got logos.
Speaker 17 (19:07):
On their forehead and they're people, these good old boys.
They don't know what they're doing. They were so far
ahead of the Cervil and even funny with corporate marketing.
Now here we are in college football, getting ready to
go to this twelve team college football playoff this fall,
which will be interesting. But the NCAA has allowed now
schools to make additional revenue. Put the logo at midfield, right,
(19:29):
and so leave it to Lane Kiffin, who's always got
a great sense.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Of humor if you follow them on Twitter or x
or whatever.
Speaker 17 (19:35):
They call it. Now, when this rule came out and
came out Lane Kiffen, who's the head football coach at
Old Miss, and again he was when Ole Miss played
at Tennessee a couple of years ago. They were throwing
golf balls and mustard bottles at him and all this
stuff because he used to be the coach of Tennessee.
He put a picture of a French's mustard bottle and said, boy,
(19:55):
I got a perfect idea for Tennessee and I'm thinking, man,
he's rolling those always take nobody's business to put a
French's mustard logo at the midfield spot at tennis. Think
coming from off I'm Lane Kiffin is absolutely brilliant and
funny and everything else. So if you're watching football and
you say, man, it looks like, uh, you know, I
don't know a John Boy and Billy logo at the
(20:16):
midfield mark and givers, you'll know what that's all about,
because that schools are allowed to do it. So get ready.
NASCAR set the stage of all this stuff years and
years ago. But that's where we're going with little college football. Man,
So a little bit of everything going on this week
in the world of sports.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
All right, awesome, buddy, Will you have a happy Father's
Day back man, you.
Speaker 17 (20:35):
Too, John Boy, you too. I'll tell all the guys
out there enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
There's no doubt about it. That was fun.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's it, buddy, all right, thank you very much. Bag
will take you next weekend. Big weekend coming up. Let's
do nothing and watch TV. I'm in all right, then, Well,
let's play wordy word right here a while A hot one,
ain't hundred making show you told free line. We get
a couple of contestents and playnegs. Good Wednesday morning. It's
(21:21):
a big show on the radio. Today's feature track from
the Big Show bit Box pop Pop, John Boy and
Maddie and Chunky Cheese.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Hell, there's riggin words.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Cheeze Hell, perfect Father's Day track. That Father's Day album
you're making for Dad? Get on it, said the Big Box.
When you go to the Big Show dot com there
right now, let's win.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I went to everybody's head about the bed, the big word,
the worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
We got Teresa from Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Good morning, Teresa. Morning.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Hey. We got dale Mont from Chattanooga, Tennessee. Goome Onrning
dale Mont morning, nig All right, Tydy, you and deal
Mar sound like.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Y'all get along great. I'm gonna put y'all on a team. Okay,
all right, den Mind, you've got the girl. I'll take
Teresa down Alabama. All right, shut sh alrighte del Mark, you.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Relax, You and Taylor can have out in the second
Me and Teresa for the first round.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
All right, Teresa, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
I'm ready alright.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Now, if you're a surfer, you ride one of these
on the board. Alright, yes, huh, all right, a jig
saw blank put it together?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yes, uh huh. You got five of these on your
foot toad. Yeah, uh huh. You eat one of these.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's salty and it's twisted. It's a what it's so,
it's hard. It's just like makes desires. Yes, uh huh.
Okay the blank? All right, putting four on the board.
Good work what I gave you, Teresa. And now dale
Mont and tighter here for the round one? All right,
(23:19):
dale Mont?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
All right, and it goes.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
This fruit grows on a tree. It's like a nectarine,
but it's fuzzy. Yes, this is what pops out of
a champagne bottle. Yep, this is you might go on
a cruise. Blank, it's not a boat. It's bigger. Okay, Hey,
you put your dirty clothes. Oh, you put your clean
(23:45):
clothes in this and and after you're done drying them,
it's a what what.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You're doing your wash?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Huh?
Speaker 14 (23:56):
He said it?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I mean you said it.
Speaker 16 (23:58):
You said you said what I said?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Something nice?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Drive there, Damn Mark so let's say me and Teresa,
let me hem me, y'all get three? Okay, all right, Teresa,
we're leading by one, but we need some points here
for round two.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Okay, let's do it and go a little girl. You
used to play jump this? You jumped?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah? Uh huh? A bullet proof? What you wear one? Boss? Yes?
Uh huh. You're not a pro, you're just starting.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You are a know another word like a swimming class.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Rookie.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No, keep going, you've just started. You are a.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No, you just started whatever you're doing, you're no, you're
not no, keep going.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Well, we end up with two on the four or
six score, so dale Mont and Tator three will tie,
four will win? You ready, dale Mont, let's go, pig,
get up on that last one. See what day of
God before you go?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You start here?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Yeah, come on, it's.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
You start here?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, No, let me see the word again.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh you're right, my bad?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Start the clock over?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, I will. Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
So Randy misheard what dale Mont said and you argued,
what the god?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well okay, but nothing so how many seconds are they
gonna get?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well that was the first so just started from the
beginning as maybe don't kiss.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Oh yeah, all right, okay, all right, the word was beginner,
and he said beginning. Yeah, understood. All right.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, let's start from the top there on a brand
new thirty seconds for.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Danner Dale mont.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Ready you go blank blank keep falling on my head?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Yes, uh, not today, but yes, hey, don't don't leave
your lunch behind. Don't blanket, don't don't Hey, you got
to pay that bill.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Don't blank, don't waste it.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
No, you gotta pay your bill. Don't don't blank to
pay it. You know, you gotta remember it in the
opposite of remember.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, I just came up with that when I was.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It is, let go over.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I blame my son, got it. The reason I took
those few seconds off would have won that game.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You realize that, don't you. Yeah, all right, but that's alright.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Here we go for a fifteen second overtime. Fifteen seconds,
all right, Teresa, let's see what we can do. Baby,
are you ready?
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right, my red jackie. Okay, starting the clock. Now.
In football, you gather in one of these before you
run the play puddle. Yes, uh huh, don't blank about it.
Everything would be all right, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, uh huh blank stay by my blank throughout life.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
By yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Baby, three on the board. Now, y'all got a cheatahs out.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I'm just sitting over here.
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Just you know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's all right. Daln Mortin Taylor. Three will force double overtime.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Sounds like a thrill ready, yo.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Okay, not the freezer.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But this is where you keep your milk and stuff. Yes,
this is what you're listening to right now. It ticks,
it's a what. No, yeah, it's a blank blank. It
keeps time. Yeah, it's called a what. It's a blank blank.
You hold it in your hand.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh, that will stop. Watch for the word.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
But Teresa, Teresa, you saved my life. That's okay, honey
again Yeah, damn mon chad nouga, buddy, you can try again.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
We'll make sure you do. But all right, all right, yeah,
you go ahead. You want to finish? Back up now,
Teresa's backing up. Holdo now, ma, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I'm sorry. Yeah, I just want to give a shout
everybody I'll work with down here. I work at Bethel Bible,
Billie and Chattanooga, all right, and I'm also fifteen year
veteran volunteer firefighter at Dalls bab.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, well you all, We salute you, daln Mont,
thank you so much. Proud to have you listening, playing
with us, Buddy.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Sure, yes, sir. Every day y'all get a safe.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
All right, thank you so much, thank you having there. Teresa.
Speaker 10 (29:28):
Yeah, got big.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Old prize pack for real victory, Big old Redmax Prize
pack is headed your way.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Awesome, enjoyed you baby, all right?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Can I give a shout out as you go ahead?
Speaker 17 (29:44):
I want to thank all my troops out there.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
I love my military. They do a job that I
personally couldn't do. My hat's off of them.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Awesome, good, good deal, Bobby. All right, Wait, man, I hain't
gonna good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Got big show on the radio. We got our bit
request for this Wednesday morning. Mike Green out of Greenville,
South Carolina says, remember the construction Barrel song? Please play
that been forever since I heard it? Yeah, Tey, you
found what Mike talking about?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I did Todd Yon song Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Todd yarn Oh good, Yeah, the orange barrel song. All right,
Mike coming up next, h morning, Big show us on
(30:51):
the radio. Bit request from Mike Green, Greenville, South Carolina.
Mike been listening. Awhile remember say old orange barrel song.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Ah, y'all listen it.
Speaker 9 (31:05):
Orange barrels, orange barrels. Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Barrels looking back at me.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Luck At Larry Darrel and Arrel standing next to the orange.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Barrel, looking back at me. They have signs that say
slow down. I drive twenty five through town.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
Their faces are dark and the dirty and brown, and
they're looking back at me. Well, orange barrels, orange barrels.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Everywhere I see.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Orange barrels, orange barrels.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Why can't I be free?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Luck? Get Larry Darrel and Darrel standing next to the
orange barrel. And there orange vest parrel looking back at me.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
They stand in their stinking sweat. I haven't seen them
working yet.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
They have to be in the portal and and the
butt crack smiles at me.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
If I could fly, I'd leave this world behind pop
and free up my mind from this to breathe. And
the orange barrels looking back at me. Well, orange barrels,
orange barrels. Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Why can't I be free?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Look at Larry Darrel and Arrow standing next to the
orange barrel. In there orange vesta parrel. They tick off my.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Girlfriend Carol, sitting next to me. She makes calls on
my cell phone. All she does is piss and moan.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I should have left her big fat ass and camber
have her service means look at Larry Darrel and Darrell's
standing next to the orange barrel.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
In there are investor perrel. They tick off my girlfriend Carol,
whose favorite act is Willie Farrely.
Speaker 16 (32:42):
He's a comic just like me.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
We drive through the rain and snow through the orange barrels.
Here we go. Will the work get done?
Speaker 9 (32:49):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
No one knows.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
It remains a mister re.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
There we go, My god, Good morning, got the Big
(33:25):
Show on the radio. It's a Dad and You live
Big Show fan. Make him a John Boye billy album.
Hit the Big Box at the Big Show. Dot com
gotta include this search for keywords cheese hell, It'll all
explain it right here. Good morning. That's Big Shon on
the radio. The gang's all here, Monday morning. Hey Stevie,
(33:45):
full up Tim Wilson's Chucky Cheese. So in honor of
pop pop Maurice over here, it's Morris. Got to feel
some of my pain going to Chucky Cheese over the weekend,
he said, And handsome.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
What do you have?
Speaker 9 (34:04):
See?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
That's the question I always asked.
Speaker 18 (34:06):
It's like a midgets on Meth convention.
Speaker 14 (34:10):
Remember when they had a personal appearance for me and
it was at the Chuck and Cheese place.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, we have played some cruel jokes over the years.
Speaker 18 (34:22):
I got a good business idea out of it, though,
if you can get the Valum and Xanax concession there.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Then and get them going in little kids running.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
I tell you what though, I used the tickets as
weapons because because every time I had a little two
year old kid right I was going around with them,
cute litt kid named Jack, and other kids kept getting
in a wake up saying, hey, you want a ticket,
Give him a ticket my left hand, push my way
right hand and get the kid right in the wow.
One time kid was sitting on a horse and didn't
(34:53):
he didn't have any money and a horse.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I went, h you want to get off? No, I
go here you go, let's just run up the horse.
Speaker 17 (35:02):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (35:03):
I was on McDonald's the other day, Big McDonald's, and
they had a whole bunch of little kid things and
things for to play all the play Yeah, but it
was enclosed in glass, and I thought about it was in.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
The zoo eat the one with big go eat it
out and play land.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're asking for it.
Speaker 18 (35:22):
And the little kids, I mean, you know, they keep
trying to walk up the down slide.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
They were starting to really pistoling off.
Speaker 14 (35:30):
Pretty good one coming down the other way.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
While, Yeah, I don't think I'll be going back in
time soon. And and the folks I took David and
his wife Sandy that they were. They were Chuck E
Cheese virgins. They never been there for I don't think
they will be going back a second time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
We ate it. We left there to eat at Olive Guard.
We didn't even eat there. I mean me, I'll show
you mouse boy, feel my pain.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Matthew, my young son down syndrome, just loves chunky Cheese.
He'll still have his birthday parties there usually you know,
his parents, young kids. You go through it, and you know,
then you serve your time in chunky Cheese and move on.
Maddy eighteenth birthday Chuck E Chees. He loves the band.
And then my wife so she video tapes it. Now
(36:28):
Maddie has to bring it home and watch it. Oh
every day.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, purse over to my buds.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Come over to the house, Maddie, grab him, come on,
and you gotta sit there through the whole thing until
the big rat saying he's happy birthday boy.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, I like to punch that rat. Just got a
clurd to love it. It's a I don't want to
hear it. You're not gonna get any simple every buddy.
Tim Wilson wrote a little song about it, and this
is for Pop Pop. This morning, I got to.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
Combat training from overseas. Now I'm the boucher at the
Chunky Cheese I think I'd rather do a year in
jail than another afternoon in chunky Cheese Hell. Chunky Cheese Hell.
I'm in Chunkie Cheese Hell. We cater do a snuck
nose climb tail in Jukie Cheese Hell. Mama drives chippers
(37:26):
at the Chunky Mall. Watch he's in waller and some
plastic balls. The band sucks and the pizzas is cold,
and you eat it with a slubber in four year
old in Chokie Cheese Hell, cup with pepper on east
heel smells the same.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
You waste a pay check.
Speaker 15 (37:44):
On a video game lined up out the door like
the stone are in town. Ain't enough chunky ash whippings
to go around in chunky cheese hell. I'm in chunkie
cheese hell, squalling Youngu's and a ski ball and chokie
cheese hell. I did two tours of duty and Vietnam,
(38:06):
fighting jungle rock and breathing a poem, but they couldn't
torture me half as well as a birthday party in
junkie cheese hell. Junkie cheese hell, I'm in chunkie cheese hell, So.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
True, good times.
Speaker 19 (38:33):
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This is any Big Show today, won't let that happen.
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You may rest your dads. You on tomorrow, Love you
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